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• This sounds like the plot of a Kenan & Kel episode : genjuro
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  details please. my fat fucking lardass can go through a cheesebuger in about three seconds. swallowing a ... : [fry]
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    I would pay to see you do this. : Phreakin
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      it would be like seeing a walrus eat a peanut. : [fry]
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        no wonder the escorts love you! : kevp
        • yeah i bet they get pretty excited when i waddle into the room : [fry]
• The initial taste is pretty bad, but it's mostly the texture that'll fuck you up early on. Close your eye... : roushimsx
• aww here goes... : reflorance
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  HOW TO SKIP ALL LINES AT SIX FLAGS FOR FREE: Go with someone with crutches or a wheelchair, and you ge... : electroly
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    Also, many parks will allow 1 person to accompany a wheelchair bound individual for free, on the basis th... : Stoned Gargoyle
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      What do you mean "also"? That is what electroly was saying - that the person accompanying gets to cut too... : LeapingFool
      • I think, in addition to skipping lines, you don't have to pay. : SwiftyPants
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        What I am talking about is in relation to park admission. For example, because my friend was in a wheelch... : Stoned Gargoyle
        • Snap, I didn't even think to ask about getting in free. We both paid, but got to skip all the lines. : electroly
        • Whoops, sorry man. -5 reading comprehension on my part! I completely missed the "free" part. I'd never... : LeapingFool
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    where does one rent these cripples? : porp
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      Cripples R' Us has a sale this week on one leggers ($20 bucks a day) but they don't even come with motori... : [fry]
      • It's wrong but I laughed : Phreakin
  • They got wise to this, they make everyone but the guy with injury and one other person wait. It breaks u : Lunatic Angelic
  • This doesn't make sense to me - they already get the benefit of being able to sit in a chair while in lin... : rossimo
  • At Disneyland, this work (or at least worked several years ago) with a whole group of people, not just tw... : Chris Remo
  • Yeah, my mom is disabled, and whenever we went to a park (King's Dominion or Busch Gardens, really) we wo... : skizl
• I've done this before. Sign me up! : Modica Sol Solis
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  Headline: "Six Flags Study - 1 in 4 people are idiots" : jimmy-buffett
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    Sub-headline: Six Flags going out of business. : Spezzer
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      You still have to pay admission just not wait in line. Issue is I don't know if I would even bother doin... : Crimsonbeak
      • Yeah but if a lot of people start eating cockroaches, other people aren't going to want to wait in line i... : Spezzer
      • Which Six Flags is building rollercoasters for the 6' and under crowd? Because that sucks noodles. I'm ... : buroja
• i would do it. : broly1718
• i would do that in a heartbeat. i'd just be worried about it cutting up my mouth, but whatever. : Mansmells
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  Is it alive when you eat it? Because if so, expect to hear PETA on this. : LeapingFool
  • u mean PETI amirite? : Jayx77
• Only line your skipping is the one to get dibs on the next available Six Flags toilet, because you'll be ... : pobone
• I'd totally try. : Krypt_
• its prolly not that bad.. especially once its dead. : wetard
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  the worst part is its alive when you eat it... I would do it, why the fuck not : Jayx77
  • I am gonna motherfucking raptor up this shit. : Crimsonbeak
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    Because eating something alive is pretty cruel and sadistic? : theghostofsmdever
    • no, because it's still moving while you're eating it. : roushimsx
• i sure as shit don't want to be the guy sitting behind someone who ate a fucking cockroach if i'm going o... : ^-SeaWolf-^
• i think u can only do this once for a ride of ur choice..... : mindshot

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• It would take me 10AP to get there from Darnell, so I'm randomly biting/clawing this unknown zombie inste... : Experiment IV
• Still two Humans OUTSIDE with less than 10 hp each. : zen2k
• 3 of them inside too...awesome awesome brains : boofy
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  MAJOR COORDINATED ATTACK SUBTHREAD OK, thanks to some scouting from DarkWolf5, we have the locations o : Zero|DPX
  • I'll start: I'm in, AP will be 49/50, 50% claw, no MoL : Zero|DPX
  • 24 AP, 50% claws, I do have MoL : sigpro
  • damn, broke into the copeland building (NT) in West Greyside this morning, broke thier generator and the... : theargent
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    You should make it at 10 PM EST so i'll be home from work :( I'll have 50 AP, I'm level 6 and I have a 50... : AlexXdude
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      The later the better, more AP. 5PM PST is too late for me to accumulate any AP, since I just got a raid ... : brickmatt
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        Exactly! Plus I only get home at like 9:45 PM :( and I like to think that I could be of some use :P : AlexXdude
        • I picked up MoL the other day just for Shack Raids, but 6 hours notice isn't enough! : brickmatt
  • at junkyard, 7AP now (16 by 8pm est), MoL, 50% to do 3 claw dammage. Lvl 7 - 99XP http://www.urbandead.c... : TroZ
  • Im there, will have around 30ap at 8pm est : RobFlinn
  • I'm in for tonight. Location: Junkyard NW of Darnell building. AP: 41 Claws: 35%, 2 dmg MoL: Nope : Dusty_Slim
  • at the junkyard, 25 AP by 8pm EST. 35% claws : hirez
  • 45 AP @ 8pm EST, 35% Claws, no MoL. Some of that AP will be used up commuting, depending on where the bu... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    holy shit I finally found you fuckers. Only took me 5 days. : losder5000
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      How do I see the profiles of the other zombies near me? : losder5000
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        1) Use the SwiftyPants UD tool of great justice ( http://s87354177.onlinehome.us/hack/comp.html ) to make... : Ride-My-Rocket
        • Should I link you to my profile then so I can get on the list? : losder5000
        • PS: Now updated with instructions and stuff. : SwiftyPants
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        For the master list of known Shacker profile, go here: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=Ride-My-R... : Ride-My-Rocket
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          I need to be added: id=662300 : deceiver
          • sent msg to rocket... : deceiver
  • I shouold be at 50 AP, level 2 with 50% hand attack. : Xhost
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    Plan so far Looking above I see 7 confirmed people. That definitely isn't enough to take the set of h... : Zero|DPX
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      That's too far away for pretty much any of the 15+ people involved in the Barnerd PD attack just now. : brickmatt
      • I'm aware of that. There will be other, future attacks. This is nicely accessible to the Darnell/Pitt P... : Zero|DPX
    • St. Lukes is a good target. : deceiver
    • Does anybody have Ransack? That'd be helpful for keeping the 'cades down and the buildings vulnerable, i... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    MAJOR COORDINATED ATTACK SUBTHREAD @ 8pm EST / 5pm PST REPOST: Go here for more info and to register as ... : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Dammit, misreplied... meant to reply to parent. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    At Junk yard, ready to be eaten. someone converted me to human last night. 5AP, so I'm out for the raid. : deceiver
    • got ate, thanks peeps : deceiver
  • ClassicZombie: 42/50 HP 24 AP MoL, Hands 50% : classicfork
  • AP will be 36, claw is at 35%, I have MoL : Supine
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    @ the junkyard right now. 34ap, lvl1 zombie. : liqker
    • The name is LiqkerZombie, btw: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=657049 : liqker
  • 42 AP, 35% (I'm a lv1 n00b) : Toxy
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  attack ZombieBane07 or whoever, I got them down to 24 or something. : manero
  • That bastard killed me yesterday. Someone revenge my poor zombie head : MrLobo
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  I went in and mauled nabob for a few points of damage. three humans need to be eaten in there!! : hamachi
  • nabob was done to 18hp when i ran out of AP : cltcprd
  • Still 3 humans inside if anybody nearby has AP. : moogle
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  any left inside? : twostar
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    Three inside still. : moogle
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      Yup - I got PvtDok down to 20 before my AP ran out. Dunno if anyone's hit him since then. : genom
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        PvtDok is at 12hp. : trove
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          Haha * PvtDok said "I am infected, someone please heal me" (1 minute ago) : moogle
          • somebody get him : twostar
          • Jurgen at 36HP. : brickmatt
          • Nabob 10HP : moogle
• Just signed up with the Shack Zombie Horde and promptly spent all my APs staggering in your direction. Ho : alphane
• Add me as well. http://www.urbandead.com/contacts.cgi?add=662131 : ahlee
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  ATTN ALL NEW SHACK ZOMBIES 1) Shackmessage me with a link to your profile. I maintain the master list o... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    bizarrely, I am unable to use the links to directly add people to my contact list [unless I open in IE] ... : captfarrell
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      That _is_ pretty weird. I wonder if anybody else has experienced similar issues... : Ride-My-Rocket
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        Yes. This happened to me as well: in my case the URL was "urbandead.com" instead of "www.urbandead.com" ... : VinnieTheSquid
        • That makes sense... if you look at the cookies in Firefox, it creates a separate one for each subdomain. ... : Ride-My-Rocket
        • yup, that did it - cheers : captfarrell
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  Just finished off the last two guys : fatalsync
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    And I am now able to open doors! WOOT! : fatalsync
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      you so got hooked up... How low was each guy? : cltcprd
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        One was at 8 and the other was at little over 20. Lurching Gait makes a HUGE difference. I was about ... : fatalsync
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          If anyone has AP left destroy the generator and radio. : moogle
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            I closed the door so that it would appear that the building was secured : fatalsync
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              so we're stuck in here now? : twostar
              • I can let us out. : brickmatt
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                You don't need the door opening skill to exit, just to re-enter : fatalsync
                • oh cool. now to snack on brains that wander in. : twostar
• Any fresh targets? I just got up to 50AP! : ChibiJosh
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  MAJOR COORDINATED ATTACK SUBTHREAD @ 8pm EST / 5pm PST REPOST: Go here for more info and to register as ... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Repost within a thread? I think that's overkill. : brickmatt
    • There's no such thing as overkill when it comes to zombies. : Kaiser
    • The parent was thread-capped... people had to click through and scroll down to see it. That's the proble... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Leave me alone! I'm just trying to adjust to my new life as a survivor... : shred.
    • I can help you adjust to that new life... by ending it. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  There's someone at the Dike Building one move NW anyone want to go and take him out? : classicfork
  • Nevermind he's gone. : classicfork
  • that was cltcprd I was killing him, then that fucker Han J Solo that we turned into a zombie yesterday in... : sigpro
• Now if I can just stop logging in and using my AP to claw unknown zombies for about 24 hours... : Experiment IV
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  LMAO anybody see this? * You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 4 blocks ... : losder5000
  • nm, I guess that was intentional. Still cracked me up. : losder5000
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  Any of you Humans want to come revive me? I need to get Body Building. : Clay
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    I have a necrotech in brooksville if you want to come over. 37,65 : smax
    • that's a long way away :( : Clay
• OK, I'm getting closer to the Shacker collective. I'm several blocks away from Wray Heights. I should (... : MurrayTheSkull
• Barnerd Way Police Dept. zombies, there is a human inside. Eat his brains. : moogle
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  is this game actually fun w/o consuming 3 hrs of your weeknights? : Skoal^Fyfan
  • it consumes closer to 3 minutes : Clay
  • haha, you can really only play this game in 5 minutes spurts. You get 1 Action Point every 30 minutes wi... : cltcprd
  • Depends on how you play it. You can spend 5 minutes a day, or you can obsess over it for an hour or thre... : Ride-My-Rocket
• so what are we doing. it's nearly 8pm! I need my brain dinner. : Supine
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  COORDINATED ATTACK IN 6 MINUTES At 8 PM EST/5 PM PST, we will hit the Uncles Building at (60, 76) in W... : Zero|DPX
  • I can dig it : Toxy
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    I'm ready to rock. someone IM me when the barricades are down, and I'll rox it good. : Supine
    • barricades downbarricades down! : Toxy
  • Im in : RobFlinn
  • BTW: To best spread XP, STOP EATING IF YOU KILL SOMEONE. There are more targets in the area, we can move... : Zero|DPX
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    THE TIME IS AT HAND. ARISE, ZOMBIES, AND LET US FEAST! : Zero|DPX
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      I got my two hits in. : Ride-My-Rocket
      • I got 2 hits in as well. : Supine
    • I got a couple of "part of it collapses". If it's still up when everyone's had a bash, I'll continue. : Balboa
    • It's lightly barricaded now :O : Xhost
    • Got 44 XP, at 0 AP now. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    how do you know if you hit the barricade? only if "it creaks?" : Toxy
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      Mine said "part of it collapses". I got that message twice... not sure if that means those were hits, or... : Ride-My-Rocket
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        Yeah, looks like "it creaks" means you landed a hit. : Ride-My-Rocket
        • I was wrong! "IT CREAKS" IS NOT A HIT : Ride-My-Rocket
    • "It creaks" is NOT a hit. The barricade is only hit if "part of it collapses". : Zero|DPX
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    I only have 8 AP left, if anyone could drag a couple of survivors outside that would rock :D : aethyr
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      same boat for me :/ [should we bother trying to escape, or should we remain in the area?] : captfarrell
      • well, I only have 5AP left now (from the barricade), I'm hoping to stand here, so if we have enough peopl... : aethyr
  • I got my 2 hits in : ColoradoCNC
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    Barricades are down. Need doors open : redfive
    • That was quicker that I imagined :) : Balboa
  • DOORS ARE OPEN! FEAST, MY BROTHERS! : Supine
  • barricade down, someone open doors? : smax
  • DINNERTIME : aethyr
  • I killed one, got 38 AP now :D : Xhost
  • lol, everyone's dead in there : redfive
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    11AP left, I'm headed back to Darnell. Thanks for the brains!!! : ColoradoCNC
    • Don't go back to Darnell! Help us at Rolle library! : Zero|DPX
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    excellent Im up to 97 exp now, 3 more I can finally level for the first time :| : RobFlinn
    • Do you have much AP left? You're free to beat on me, if you want.. all you need is three successful claw... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    MOVE ONE SQUARE WEST TO THE ROLLE LIBRARY AND REPEAT : Zero|DPX
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      ...and I spent 11 AP hitting that barricade once :( So I'm out of AP now; you guys will have to continue... : Zero|DPX
      • I spent 18 and hit it 3 times I think :( (Still got 20 AP left) : Xhost
    • library down to losely barricaded. out of AP. : hirez
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      Barricades down! Need someone to open the door! : Xhost
      • I'm waiting outside, too. : ChibiJosh
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        I went into the library with my last AP, have at it. : sigpro
        • Arg. The library is empty. : Dusty_Slim
    • abort only 1 guy that isnt me inside : DarkWolf5
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      Oops! Sorry, Hellen Keller, got a little bite crazy, there. : ChibiJosh
      • Hah! I ran out after I saw that!! : hellen keller
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  what now?? : hellen keller
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    I'll scout the areas near the library. Will report any brain smellings in a few minutes. : Dusty_Slim
    • deal. I need to bote someone. : hellen keller
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      Hrmm. Not much visible. I'm trying to claw through the barricade at the Hudson Place Police Department (N... : Dusty_Slim
      • Managed to collapse part of the barricade on the Hudson Place PD. I'm going to camp outside of it for the... : Dusty_Slim
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  Results Of Coordinated Attack I had specific intel from DarkWolf5 on the Uncles Building. Our attack ... : Zero|DPX
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    We should start migrating to a particular location. Something other than the Darnell building... methinks... : Dusty_Slim
    • I'm staying here at the Rolle library, but I'm a bit worried about drive-by attacks from nearby. : Zero|DPX
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      Pitneybank, maybe? http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12898247 : Ride-My-Rocket
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        Sounds good. I'm going to hoof it over to Pitneybank when my AP recharges. : Dusty_Slim
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          Quite a waste of AP when there is plenty of brains here. : DarkWolf5
          • yea, PDs in east grayside is being hit hard, check my post below http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=129056... : Crimson
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    TLDR: SAVE YOUR AP FOR TOMORROW AT 8 PM EST/5 PM PST : Zero|DPX
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      Man, screw you people and your 8 PM EST raids :( : AlexXdude
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        what works better for you? : hirez
        • 10 PM EST :D I get home from work at like 9:45, so 10 would be perfect. : AlexXdude
  • i fraps'd it, i'll upload later : smax
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    Binning way police department is open and ready for mauling! tons of humans inside, 6 zombies already her... : Crimson
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      Binning Way PD - see the map here: http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/map.php?splitsub=76&splitsub2=87&dir=e... : Crimson
      • Alpha 115 down to 19 health, fluffybum is at like 30 and MaDoc is around 55 : Crimson

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• Polygons SCARY! : Crimsonbeak
• I'm there. I love Far Cry and can't wait to play more games in the series. Whenever I get my Xbox unfucke... : roushimsx
• That looks like shit. : Visceral Monkey
• wow thats ugly as hell : bradsh
• ugh. : porp
• They started development in the '90s. : chuck577
• it's a shame such early content got leaked, that looks horrible. : kevp
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  people praise the Wii up and down, but the are missing one vital fact. The graphics are shit. Revolutiona... : jcutner
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    No, they're not. That's an early build of the game. Sigh.. : Bantis
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      and when they reach that magical point of the development stage, everything looks like the 360! : jcutner
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        It looks like a bit better than the GameCube. Are the graphics next gen? No. But I own a 360, and I still... : Bantis
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          there are 2 types of people. the ones that pretend they don't care about graphics and the ones who are g... : vassili_zaitsev
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            i do still play the SNES :( and significantly more than the PS2 i own. : electroly
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              well sure, everyone loves the classic consoles. but the point is: would you buy the SNES if it came out ... : smax
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                Hell yes I'd buy a new system that was guaranteed to get developer support and focus almost entirely on 2... : Chris Remo
                • Advance wars on the SNES! oooo :D :D : DM7
              • I think they call it a DS now. : vigilante
              • To be fair, you're talking about a difference in capability that drastically effects the types of games p... : DinK
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                If they released an snes with an interesting, new controller and good developer support I would most defi... : ki11_viru5
                • ditto : Bantis
              • I bought the DS and not a 360, and I play it more than my other consoles. So... yes? : sammyl
          • Yea, I still have my SNES hooked up and play it frequently, along with my Saturn, PS1, etc. I really don'... : Bantis
          • I still play the SNES, Genesis, and my favorite DS games are 2D (which look like the SNES). Most of th : walker270
          • sounds like you need to add an obvious third category. you know, to cover the people you seem to suggest... : DinK
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            I prefer my DS to anything I've seen that's "next gen". Graphics are only a part of the picture...gamepl... : Super Sparker
            • I agree with you. I also think people forget that in reality, we're talking about ART, not GRAPHICS. Look... : Bantis
          • Bullshit, people care about graphics TO A POINT - I for one couldn't care less if I'm playing NOLF1 or Je... : abrasion
      • Have you seen the shots of Rayman? There was some quite good shots of that. : abrasion
    • yeah? show me a Wii screenshot that does look good. everything looks like a higher rez gamecube shot. : smax
    • are you? the game is coming out in 2 months, why would they release old screenshots? : pyide
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    the graphics are more dependant on the game devs than the hardware. you can have a giant parallel array o... : cpt_gloval
    • Having seen some butt-ugly alphas on "next-gen" systems, you're absolutely right : ColoradoCNC
  • I watched that Zelda fishing video. Those graphics are beautiful. : NastyJack
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    WHO THE FUCK CARES IF THE GAMES ARE FUN? : walker270
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      right, because nintendo holds the patent on fun. you can have both, you know. : smax
      • Im pretty sure he's aware of that; he doesn't seem to state he doesnt.. : Bantis
  • I'm a gamer not a graphics fetishist. Go jack off to a ray tracer. : vigilante
  • This is why Total Annialation is still a big hit with gamer? The shitty graphics. or the fucking kick ass... : ghost hacker
  • just so we're clear. the "graphics" are not shit in that shot. the art is. the graphics are quite ... : dopefish
  • Dude, it's at least more powerful than the gamecube, which was easily more powerful than the ps2. It seem... : geedeck
  • dude do you even understand what chipset the wii is using? the graphics will only be shit if the develoep... : italiano3d
• early build, i bet. no way in hell farcry instincts looks better on xbox hardware. : cpt_gloval
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  That single clumb of trees in the top right hand corner makes baby jesus cry. : conandan
  • I dont know why, but this post made my choke on my Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuit, heh. : warcrow
• That looks so bad that it has to be fake. I mean look at the dude in the middle : Phreakin
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  Looks like N64. : arizona bay
  • I was gonna say, it looks like Turok. : DinK
• More like Wiicry. Hurts the eyes. : Visceral Monkey
• I've seen screenshots that look better than that. A lot better. I'm guessing this is a shitty shot. : Modica Sol Solis
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  I've stopped caring what screenshots look like on the web. Wii's look worse than reality, PS3's are...fr... : Moleton
  • Yeah pretty much. Seeing Wii games in person on a TV, in motion, they look great... you know, like games.... : jake2000
• Not ideal graphics but honestly as long as they are as good as Xbox 1, PS2 or GC and in 480p they look go : abrasion

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  ytmnd in 3...2... : digitalburro
  • it could be huge, i can't do it at work and take credit for it though :( : manero
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    http://niggastolemybike.ytmnsfw.com/ : tunis5000
    • maybe it's like pokemon and he's gotta catch em all : mr.sleepy
• HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's fucking awesome. : Super Sparker
• wow, check out that pile of crutches at the bottom of the stairs! Insane. This is a great example of wh... : FormerHPB
• +lol on the crutches :) : Zakko
• AHAHA picture of the day : tunis5000
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  nigga stole my bike : oHnOES
  • nigga stole ALL the bikes. : ghost hacker
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  What do you say if you see your bike floating away at night? freeze person of color oh man i'm going to ... : fromtherear
  • haha for PoC : reverend~heresy
• bringing racial stereotypes to compulsive new levels : cpt_gloval
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  _______ stole my bike. : kevp
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    kevp stole my bike : Postal
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      Postal stole my tricycle. : felicia
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        felicia stole my crutches. : FushigiDenki
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          FushigiDenki stole my prosthetic leg. : sKetchflow
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            sKetchflow stole my underline. : SwiftyPants
            • SwiftyPants stole my pants. : mikecyb
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              Ratalon stole my virginity. : Galadriel07
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                Galadriel07 stole my anal virginity. : paulatreus
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                  wow thats harsh :( : Galadriel07
                  • I know it was. I told you to use lube, but you were out of control. :( : paulatreus
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                    Not as harsh as me stealing Ratalon's buttginity. : Orange Pylon
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                      Been there done that before he met you :P omg im kidding I wouldnt go near his butt :( : Galadriel07
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                        * M U D B U T T ' D * : RikiTiki2
                        • RikiTiki2 stole my Muddbutt. : virus
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                        Why not? Just get a strapon and lube, and fucking go for it. Don't be scared if a little poo slips out. : Orange Pylon
                        • That is offensive. :( : Galadriel07
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        I would never steal your ride, iSketch buddy :( : Postal
        • NAPALM'D! : Skoal^Fyfan
• Ummmm.... maybe he's a bicycle repairman and works out of his home? Trying to avoid the "nigga stole : bitter ego
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  http://evildolemite.shackspace.com/BikeHouse.jpg : EvilDolemite
  • hahahaha. : manero
  • Detective Cellphone Walrus, truely a hero of justice. : pigvomit
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  LOL. Look at all of the crutches piled up on the steps. : prfectjon
  • Sigh, I swear I didn't see someone point this out at first. Reading comprehension -1. : prfectjon
  • "Cripple? Need help? Come to Jules Bike 'n Crutch M-M-M-M-MEGA WAREHOUSE!" : EvilDolemite
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  here ya go : mmaster_pw
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    opps forgot link http://bikestash.ytmnd.com/ : mmaster_pw
    • holy fuck that took off : manero
• Nigga stole *ALL* the bikes : VegasX
• Vagina: It is not a clown car : VegasX
• I love the look on his face, he's standing there with a "WHO DA FUCK PUT DIS SHITS IN MY YARDS?!?!" : VegasX
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  http://moorcovetedsteed.ytmnd.com/ : VegasX
  • AHAHAHAHA money i love ye oldeschool versions of things : jrock
• Nice photoshop :) : jhof
• the bones are in the cellar. : thebigbeefsandwich
• Remember the thread a long time ago where the one guy talked about how he had a bike stealing ring when h... : Omning
• There's a program that collects bikes and sends them to Africa... : notd665
• I can't imagine how many italian steel frames are in that pile ;( : thekidd

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• i{something that PS3 can do out of the box}i They are including HDMI cables now? : TreMetal
• Microsoft should respond with GT4 pics next to PGR3 pics. : cam3lt0sis
• Finally descended to the level of a Gamefaqs Forums poster. Now you have to sign all our posts with your ... : genjuro
• Its sad how fucked up the leadership is at Sony these days. They're a powerhouse, they have no need to re... : Magus
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  At least its correct information in regards to the 1080p issue. : amankhan
  • How so? : Halen
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    PS3 is really going to render everything at 1920x1080? : aggressor
    • With 800xAF and 400xAA : acidnynex
  • Ms said that game developers could develop for that resolution i think so there is no reason why they cou... : chazums
  • There aren't even any PS3 games that are 1080p in development yet, so it isn't like either of them is goi... : BlackCat9
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  Does anyone believe that a development house is gonna spend all that extra time making higher resolution ... : malevolence
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    a lot of the bigger companies will use the PS3 as their base platform. : Maarten Goldstein
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      more like moonbase platform, am i rite? : Silent Wolf
      • hahaha : Patch-e
  • They don't have to in order to benefit from higher resolution. Plus what maarten said. They could easil... : DinK
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  ps3 is going for the total snob appeal : gyokuro
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    Isn't it just marketing? I have an article from from the SNES v. Genesis days written by Sega that has th... : helvetica
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      I remember the same thing when the PSX came out and the Nintendo head was making retarded claims. : Kaiser
      • Or "Blast Processing" "Mode 7" : EvilDolemite
  • The only thing it's missing is the apple logo : roushimsx
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  MS played right into sonys hands.. : -TKF-
  • They are both being retarded pushing a feature that probably won't matter for at least seven years. : EvilDolemite
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    did you hear that? : MisterPhoton
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      The mating call of the Sonyus Fanboyus! : MisterPhoton
      • hahaha : Bantis
      • As I walk through the internet jungle, I hear a distant howling from the east.. I keep going, not afraid : virus
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    You're so cute TKF. : FushigiDenki
    • I just want to wrap him up and take him home! : Fred Garvin
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    like sony played into microsofts by having online stuff? : broly1718
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      I dont recall sony saying online wasn´t needed, actually the PS2 was online before the XBOX :-) ... : -TKF-
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        and dreamcast before that. what i was getting at, was that your post didnt make sense. played into the... : broly1718
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          First microsoft claims 1080 doesn´t matter, and then they jump aboard anyway. It´s a give... : -TKF-
          • Looks to me like they're listening to their customers and taking a stab at taking care of them (especiall : Entity
          • i'm still not understanding where the cheap from sony is? : broly1718
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        You want to back that statement up? Was the PS2 adapter and any game that used it available before Live l... : Fred Garvin
        • Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 on PS2 was online over a year before Xbox Live launched. Sony's official adapte... : Chris Remo
  • what : Halen
  • you're like a character account gone wrong. : kevp
  • You're still here? : shred.
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  "... something that PS3 can do out of the box." The box that isn't going to be on store shelves until ... : Krypt_
  • And it doesn't come with the cables to do so out of the box either. So it's a fucking lie if there ever ... : FushigiDenki
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    Microsoft's HD-DVD and 1080p functionality isn't going to be out until a year after 360 was on store shel... : Chris Remo
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      I don't see that this is that big of an issue. Blue-Ray and HD-DVD movies still aren't out there yet. Als... : mancide
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        www.higdefdigest.com He is reviewing things from the future? : -TKF-
        • BAD LINK USE THIS http://www.highdefdigest.com/ : -TKF-
      • I don't see it as an issue either. I was just responding to Krypt_'s post, which I think was kind of sil... : Chris Remo
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  Lol, all blu ray does is allow for longer FMV's. I guess thats good for the FF series but it won't help g... : Sgt_Boomstick
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    your point? : -TKF-
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      The whole blu-ray > hd is stupid. Its like saying you have the worlds bets golf clubs but in the end it d... : Sgt_Boomstick
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        HD-DVD on the 360 wont be used for games, what was your point again? : -TKF-
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          his point, is that it doesnt need to be used for games. other than fmv, which no one gives a shit about. : broly1718
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            Sure, because console games today doesn´t take more space than what fits on a DVD :-) Kind of ... : -TKF-
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              are there any PC games that come on multiple DVDs? what's stopping them? : Mansmells
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                Most PC games are installed on a harddrive, very rarely do they play from disc. It´s all a que... : -TKF-
                • yea, because all of the 360 games look like they have comprimised assets. : broly1718
                • that's what i mean though. it seems a similar situation where there is no limit to the amount of data the... : Mansmells
            • i'm sure they could, but its not entirely necessary. again. it'll mostly be used for fmv stuff. : broly1718
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          His point is the GAMEPLAY and INGAME GRAPHICS will likely have little to do with the storage format on t... : abrasion
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            You could use the HARDDRIVE that EVERY PS3 has as well, not so on the 360. And the "rumour" about "spe : -TKF-
            • We also include a lot of data in the form of game movies in both HD and PAL formats, high quality audio s : Mansmells
            • I think the access time is a problem, not just data rate. : abrasion
        • You're giving me a headache. Stop it. : cam3lt0sis
  • heh, so true : MikkleThePickle
  • I really dont have an issue with moving 3 feet to put another dvd in after 20 hours of playtime or whatev... : kelerian
  • Fucking Touché, I can't stand watching FMV when "playing" games. : red2lucas
• These threads are dumb. People are going to support the system with better games in their price range, no... : hbalce1
• Was that KKK who said that? : Fred Garvin
• man i'd love it if mods could mark threads "console war" and I could make console war threads disappear v... : Solar Jetman
• More like a bunch of Red Sox fans. :) : Wolfanoz
• Aww, did Sony insult your 360? Are you going to defend its honor? When it comes to company A making st : ieGod
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  FOOD FOR THOUGHT: there's yet to be a game that came close to taking up an entire 9-gig DVD. think of... : Korban
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    But those games don't use hi-definition art assets, which are inherently space consuming... : PenicillinX57
    • it all depends on how good the programers are at compressing textures. and just because you can fit HD co... : Korban
    • pc games are pretty high res : broly1718
    • MGS4 is already is past the 9 gig limit on DVD, but I would attribute that to a massive amounts of HD FMV... : DarkWolf5
  • There is the odd game towards filling it but not that many I admit, avg is around 3gb. : abrasion
• god damn sony, seriously just shut the fuck up! put your product out and sell it on its genunine merits.... : smacknca
• thats a lot of smack talk when they dont have their console out yet. : filthysock

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  Looks like Sim City 2000. I'm sold. : Ratsofatsorat
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    I heard it's actually based off of SC3000. : Arcanum
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      Yeah, that was the original word I believe, but these screens look like 2000 in terms of graphics. : Ratsofatsorat
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        Actually, no they don't. My memory of 2000 was optimistic. http://www.mac-emu.net/IMG/sc2000-monster.j... : Ratsofatsorat
        • Yeah, definitely SC3000-based graphics. :) : Arcanum
    • Yes, it is. : Chris Remo
• looks like ima gonna get myself a DS Lite+Sim City+Settlers 2 for my b-day. : deviantpaul
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  That looks pretty sweet. : Arcanum
  • I really hope it has a wifi component. I'd love to be able to hook up with a friends city and trade resou... : tfboc
• WOOT! screens!@ : byorn
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  Dude, when Chris mentioned it in his LNC a mnoth or so ago, I got a boner that still hasn't gone away. Si... : feek
  • Dude you need to get that checked out you probably already have permanent damage. Normally anything more... : carazy
• O M G. About time! : Edges
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  Now we need Xcom for the DS. : losder5000
  • Shit. That would kick ass and not even bother taking names. : Arcanum
  • Agree completely : Spoetzl
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    ...with multiplayer. I would poop exclaimation points out of my mouth. : pigvomit
    • Somebody should do an xcom mmo where everybody plays 1 base. : losder5000
• I hope the roads and powerlines are built by clicking and dragging. If you had to draw straight lines wi... : pigvomit
• God damn, as if I didn't want a DS enough. This fucking sells it for me. : tomservo
• Mini Will Wright rules. : freshyk
• any links that aren't banned by my proxy as 'Chat' :( : multisync
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  They are going too far with the DS : mr.sleepy
  • they haven't gone far enough!! : mikecyb
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    this ds shit is getting pretty intense : boomstickah
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      bears walk up to ds shit?!? : digitalburro
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        Who is driving! Oh my god, bear is driving! How can that be? Car full of midgets! : pobone
        • It's Toonces, the Driving Cat! : ChibiJosh
      • hahahahah fuck... : proclone1
  • They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no furt : pimpium
• Coolio. : Zhaneel
• i want it, now : moshman
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  OH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME! I will fucking fail out of school and end up on the ... : Bean
  • It could be worse. :) http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12905138 : Arcanum
• Amen! to that brother : jfkmagicbullet
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  why is the ground flat? : deKaf
  • Simcity: Midwest edition : pigvomit
• Wright don't talk Thai! : VegasX
• As my friend says "I can see the potential for unbreakable addiction!" He is right. This game is gonn... : Galadriel07
• Thank god my wife has her own DS! : timmie
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  Oh no. Oh please god no. Next thing you know, they'll port Civilization or AC. : Vincent Grayson
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    This is not a port. : Galadriel07
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      Well, it's called SimCity and I'd bet money it plays like SimCity without a whole lot of amazing new feat... : Vincent Grayson
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        its based on the sim city 3000 game IIRC... anyone? yes its sounds awesome : Jayx77
        • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12903743 : Chris Remo
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  You know what would completely suck away all the free time in the world? Civ 2 on the DS. : Masem
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    the world would end :D I want diablo ds ;) : DM7
    • warcraft2 battle.net edition : feek
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  Man..PSP was a bad choice :\ : Modica Sol Solis
  • Those fuckers are going to make me buy a DS :( : Hizzow
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  I'd buy it just for the Mini Will : pillzer
  • that was my first thought too. : sammyl
• oh my god yes : thekidd
• Well there goes those few minutes of free time i had. : Omning
• Is that Will Wright? : shavenewok
• Now we need Theme Park :-) (also.. I can see lots of Sim games coming out for the Wii) : melancoholicz