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• Hehe my girlfriend played through god of war :p : imperator
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  All the time. My wife will not let me play Dead Rising in the same room as her. : sigpro
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    BUT THATS OK BECAUSE YOU HAVE TWO HDTV'S AMIRITE? : ki11_viru5
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      you are right. Also she was gone all weekend w/ the kids so I could play and drink as much as I like, and... : sigpro
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        You're my hero. :) : ThomW
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          I woke up so hungover sunday. I had to drink 2 beers to get rid of it. : sigpro
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            you drink that whole jug of mojito's you made!?!?!?! : g.lee
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              yes,yes I did. Drank 1 or 2 beers after that, then passed out 10 min into watching a movie. : sigpro
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                That was like, six mojitos! : EvilDolemite
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                  it was almost 16oz of booze mixed to 25oz of club soda. : sigpro
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                    That was like, eight mojitos! : EvilDolemite
                    • it was the most I've drank in a long time. Hair of the dog is about the only thing that saved me sunday. : sigpro
  • My wife just says "that's gross" when you splatter undead all over hell's acre or when they have the exte... : Wolfanoz
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  My wife hates GTA. If she came down to talk to me while I was gaming and I was annoyed I would start murd... : baronzemo78
  • I can hear your retort as she's leaving... BUT BUT... THEY HAVE AIDS! : Wolfanoz
  • for some reason my wife was pretty much ok with GTA other than the swearing. Something about the zombies ... : sigpro
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  My old roommate liked to mock the spoken dialog in lots of games I played. I would be trying to take th... : pigvomit
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    SCHTAY AWHILE AND LISHEN! : Ajax
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      Deckard Cain deserved to be raped continuously by those damn cows. : hatelull
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        MOST ANNOYING VOICE ACTOR EVER. Even worse than the Aussie chicks that JC Denton gets into the Lucky M... : tomservo
        • THANKS FOR GETTIN ME IN : RikiTiki2
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          Best Deus Ex voice actor: The russian sailor. : pigvomit
          • Somebody informative this mofo! : tomservo
          • * S C H P E E L M Y D R I N K ' D * : eskimo spy
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        http://deckardcainrap.ytmnd.com/ : stygian_whisper
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          That was horrible but was that really Deckard Cain? : TastyWheat
          • Aye! Tis a horrible thing, but true thing. : stygian_whisper
  • AW DOOD THAT'S SO UNREALISTIC, WHY IS HE JUST STANDING THERE? DOOD WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST SEND IN THAT O... : EvilDolemite
  • I call those types "assholes". : Simulacrum
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    Those skip the cutscene types drive me absolutely insane. I chuckled at the thought of you trying to take... : tomservo
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      He was so fucking annoying while I played Final Fantasy X. : pigvomit
      • Ahahaha somehow I pictured it to be a FF game too. I don't know why I find this so funny because it would... : tomservo
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    speaking of hijacking threads voice acting: wtf the voice acting in Oblivion somehow manages run the gamu... : eskimo spy
    • Slash and Smash, the BIG orc weapons shop! : SockMonkeh
• My ex-girlfriend spent most of her time in GTA:SA doing two things: Buying clothes and playing "paper ... : tomservo
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  Most of problems stem from not paying attention to them. "I was the last one left!" apparently not a go... : helvetica
  • at least you have your priorities straight : SockMonkeh
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  my wife walked in while I was trying to upskirt photo the zombie womenz in Dead Rising for bonus PP, and ... : Jayx77
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    You were looking up the skirt of zombie women for a bonus pp? That doesn't sound good at all. : pigvomit
    • lol, it doesnt sound right but you do : Jayx77
    • Dude you get an erotica bouns of them. : sigpro
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  I actually let my wife go with me to that QuakeCon 2001 press conference/keynote where they showed the DO : Schnapple
  • hah yeah you lost that one big time. : sigpro
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  I had a roommate once who was terrible about uncomfortable moments during gaming. I remember our secon... : [fry]
  • Ohhh a [fry] story!! I can't wait to read this! : pigvomit
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    O_o : FormerHPB
    • yeah that was typical [fry]. I want from o_o to o_0 real fast. : sigpro
  • /applause good show, Sir [fry] : MisterPhoton
  • why did I click this at work? : skynet
  • hahhaha I don't know how you do it. : ThomW
  • that was really hot. : dahanese
  • Get this man a Pulitzer! : pigvomit
  • You had me at the flying cock flop. : Simulacrum
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    Is it okay if I became aroused and beat off only after you applied makeup? : iamgoat
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      what sort of approval are you seeking : phokz
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        I'm still straight, right? : iamgoat
        • only one way to find out : [fry]
        • just so long as balls never touch, youre fine : SockMonkeh
    • Really though, who didn't rub one out after reading this?? : snowwolf
  • Oh man, if your roommate was Ajax, then THAT was a lovely tea party. : tomservo
  • haha, I think you just raped my eyes : BenMurphy
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    I stopped reading @ "My gargantuan balls slowly plopped out." : bad_fish
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      Same, I skipped to the end to see if there was any funny included. : knitemare
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        I guess some people can't enjoy a fry story. :( : pigvomit
        • Actually I just went back and read it, as stated below "Balls deep" made it start to be pretty damn funny... : knitemare
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    what in the fuck did i just read? : g0nk
    • Somehow, after reading your domain thread and then this, the phrase "that's no moon" came to mind somewhe... : Moonbase Commander
    • surely any one star wars convention has more gay than all of my posts combined : [fry]
  • half way through reading it I realized it must have been a [fry] post : ghost hacker
  • rofl... you're a sick twisted little man, but I love it : bozer
  • Best fry story ever. : ki11_viru5
  • write a book :( : laurgasms
  • ok, this is genius, pure genius : klearlyunseen
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    “Balls deep” I said, matter of factly. I began laughing uncontrollably at that... : ShekkyBoy
    • I am STILL laughing uncontrollably. I can abrely type this. Oh, my god. : node
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    I stopped laughing when i realized my mouth was open from laughing. : .ka`boom.zZz.
    • hahahahahhaahh : Old_Fart
    • *flying cock drop* : rasputinreborn
    • hahahah : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Fry never ceases to amuse. : Wolfanoz
  • that was fucking awesome : Jayx77
  • atta boy Luther : dopefish
  • hahahahahahaha : NFXFSX
  • I could see only the replies, but I knew there was a [fry] story up top somewhere. brilliant. whoredog. : edgewise
  • oooh that had a good ending! : khaosman
  • [fry], goddamn, I love you. : rand04
  • holy cow : nacatamale
  • hot : virus
  • poor little guy never got a tail : multisync
  • you're my fucking hero : PlanetPerfecto
  • whoredog lol : xocsida

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  who goes through more games, you or masem? : RikiTiki2
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    I'm going to guess him since he has 10 games going right now compared to my 5 :) : roushimsx
    • o_O : RikiTiki2
    • damn I wish I had the ability to play 10 games at once. Damn my wife, kids and work to hell. : sigpro
  • Hey now! Just because I have a backlog of at least 40 games... Granted, I think I've really exhausted... : Masem
• You are so dedicated to your hobby. : pigvomit
• I think I'll purchase one of those storage units. : Omaha
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  Shit man, do you have a photo of your entire collection, or is it kind of all over? : node
  • Just my PS2/Xbox/GC/N64 stuff is cenerally located right now. I have some of my DC, PS1, and Saturn stuff... : roushimsx
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  Your dedication amazes me. You just bought more than what would be a quarter of my ps2/360 collection. : ki11_viru5
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    are you saying you have 4 times as much as he does? : RikiTiki2
    • Reading comprehension for the lose. : omnova
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  Hows the Getaway? I've been wanting to check it out. : quietb0y
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    I'm not sure when I'll be able to get around to playing it, but I figured since it was $3 and I've been w... : roushimsx
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      The getaway has some horrible horrible control. The driving mechanism sucks too. The only way you know wh... : sigpro
      • I swear I'm the only person that enjoyed the getaway. The combat controls are a little annoying, I loved ... : jcutner
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  I need like 4 or 5 of those storage units. I like the looks of them : Halen
  • also, Yager looks kind of sweet : Halen
• I'll be interested to hear about Drakengard. I saw some previews for that game ages ago and promptly for... : joe.gonzalez
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  Terra Nova was so sweet. God that game needs a remake. R.I.P. Looking Glass :[ : midgetherder
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    Ha ha, I watch your Terra Nova movies on Youtube. I remembered playing it 'way back when' but I wondere... : hawke
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      hah :) How was G-Nome back then? I remember hearing about it but I never played it (too busy with Earthsi... : roushimsx
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        Did you ever play Ultrabots? Anyway, G-Nome had pretty good graphics for back then. I think they chea... : hawke
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          oh god, Ultrabots, I wasted $59.99 of very hard earned cash on that game. The original box was all stran... : pigvomit
          • OMG DIGITIZED EFFECTS?!? IN A COMPUTER GAME??? : Toraz Chryx
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          Hah, I remember the box for that game. It looked so awesome :) : roushimsx
          • Bah! It only lured me into buying a crappy game. Damn those flashy shapes and colors. : pigvomit
• Thanks for the storage unit suggestion, all my GCN/PS2/Movies are lying in piles on the floor of my new e... : Rasnowl
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  You need this for your wheel http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_12/602-9609062-4230237?%5Fe... : fry975
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    Whereas I might be able to justify buying a 27" CRT just for lightgun games and shmups, I can't really ju : roushimsx
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      I want it so bad for forza 2 and the wheel for 360 omg sex on me plz : fry975
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        I've always wanted to try to play that game with multiple Xboxes so that I could fill out the field of vi... : roushimsx
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          fucking cltcprd did that. : sigpro
          • I set it up in my store on 3 smallish LCDs - it was still a thing of beauty. I still dream about having a... : prfectjon
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    I wonder how much a Recaro seat would cost, and then a mounting rig to make it wheel/pedal universal.. ... : Toraz Chryx
    • I know someone that did that. They put racing seats in their camaro and welded the factory seats to a ra... : Prozium
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    nah get one of these for it http://www.shearcomfort.com/seatcovers/image-enlarge.asp?IMG=steering-wheel-p... : Mr.SEX
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      needs more furry dice. : Toraz Chryx
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        http://www.gbdriver.co.uk/acatalog/PINK_FURRY_DICE2.jpg : Mr.SEX
        • actually, no, not furry. leather with mother of pearl spots on them. : Toraz Chryx
• i need to start doing this >:( : Mr.SEX
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  i've been on a mad search for dvd/game stands ... this is worthy of my collection? i want something go... : virus
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    I've been using these for about 6 or 7 years and I really like them, but we contemplated ditching them on... : roushimsx
    • i like that - but i think i want something taller/narrower thanks! :) : virus
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  How come you are buying the same game for multiple systems? I know they are cheap, b ut still. : nukewinter
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    They're different games. The Gamecube version takes place 4 years before the Xbox version. When they were... : roushimsx
    • yeah that is strange. : pigvomit
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  so roushi, you planning on buying a Wii for the virtual console selection of tg-16, NES, SNES, Genesis, a... : Prozium
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    I was thinking about buying one just to replace my Gamecube that occasionally likes to freezeand crash in : roushimsx
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      are you aware that Konami's doesn't have an exclusive agreement with MS about SotN on the virtual console... : Prozium
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        That sounds like a pretty far-fetched rumor. : omnova
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          I could definately see it available for download on the PS3 and PSP. The PSone download for PSP should b... : Prozium
          • I'm interested in seeing how the PS1 emulation on the PSP develops. Showing off the old Ridge Racer is on... : roushimsx
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  I never buy used only because I just imagine the disc to be a horrible train wreck. Do you get to check t... : K1Bond007
  • they keep the game discs behind the counter so they have to pull them out and snap em in the case when yo... : Prozium
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    Here's the general process I go through when I'm looking at used games at Gamestop/EBGames: 1) Find ga : roushimsx
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      haha you'd cry to see my copy of shikigami 2. manual + disc is all i have. the case is a cheap piece of c... : Magus
      • You could have gotten a brand new copy from Walmart for under $10 :( : roushimsx

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  Austin has everything but the four seasons. It's always hot. But, good job market and low low cost of... : EvilDolemite
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    Too bad Texas sucks. One of the reasons I'm moving away from Phoenix is to get away from the heat and get... : Gary the Llama
    • Austin != Texas But I understand your seasons point. Fall and some winter are nice. : EvilDolemite
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  I was going to suggest the Philadelphia suburbs until I compared the cost of living between here and Phoe... : Evil Benius
  • I think that Saint Louis might be for you. The cost of living is good, you could easily find a place outs... : trevis
  • Move to Flagstaff and work from home with your current employer....kidding get the hell out of here! I w... : briaooon9
• Maybe WA state, around the puget sound area? Great for IT jobs and outdoor activities, and people are pr... : tbreffni
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  Asheville, NC. It's a real small city, and I imagine the job market there reflects that, but it's a real... : blank
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    I live in Asheville. It's beautiful, but job market is abyssmal. I'm moving to Austin in November becau... : phokz
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      Funny, I almost moved to Asheville and instead moved to Austin. : EvilDolemite
      • Don't get me wrong, Asheville is definitely awesome, and has actual seasons and is nestled in the peeks o... : phokz
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  If I had to pick one place, it probably be Boston. - Four beautiful seasons full of rain and snow. I'm : Yanks
  • Oh and NE has some of the best Fall season in existance. I lived in CT for 15 years so I know :P : Yanks
  • You've grown to love everything else, it's only a matter of time before you become a Red Sox fan. ;) : FormerHPB
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    Boston, low cost of living? Isn't it one of the top most expensive places to live in the country? I'm... : Rasnowl
    • Yep, Boston's definitely in the the top 10 most expensive places to live. : Bold
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      The only thing is that Rochester is not an enjoyable place. Trust me I know :) I do have to say that the : Yanks
      • I was there for 9 years, 3 as a student, 6 working, and it seemed the job market just kept shrinking whil... : eskimo spy
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      He could look at southern NH. It's not nearly as expensive. I'm about 45 minutes from Boston where I li... : FormerHPB
      • Don't be telling people that. :( : trove
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    Cost of living is probably a lot higher than Phoenix. : trove
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      http://www.homefair.com/homefair/servlet/ActionServlet?pid=200&tool=salarycalculator&previousPage=116&cid... : EvilDolemite
      • 80k in downtown Boston isn't that much. 60k in the 128 loop but you compete with people living in Southe... : trove
• Lansing Michigan has everything your looking for EXCEPT a good IT job market :P : GBeer11
• besides "full of snow", Middle Tennessee is a real possibility. - Four beautiful seasons full of rain : Nation
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  Move to a suburb of Chicago, we have all the stuff on your list. : knitemare
  • and bad drivers, high tolls, and inflated costs of living to boot! bitter because i cant afford or fin : drabid
• our beautiful seasons full of rain and snow. I'm especially looking for a wonderful Fall of leaves changi : eskimo spy
• Move to Portland and help drive up the value of my house plz. : filtersweep
• It's likely that I'll be moving to the Clearview area nearish Seattle (about 40 minutes northeast) and it... : cpt_gloval
• Chattanooga has all of that except for the snow. We get snow every once in awhile but not very much. Ou : carazy
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  please come to SE wisconsin, you'll be close to 2 huge cities (milwaukee, chicago) but near plenty of lak... : drabid
  • Move to Madison Wisconsin. It is cooler here then Milwaukee. Great fall and best of all it's a college to... : baronzemo78
• Montana fulfills all of those. The only crappy thing is the job market. You can always find a job, but ... : samekh
• Los Angeles has one of the 5 :) : epit
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  Bethesda or Rockville, Maryland (might be a little expensive, but you can still find good deals) : eeeealmo
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    Second Maryland. I live there (ok... here) and the market is great. Check out Southern Maryland (st. Ma... : marblehead
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      bah maybe if you like living in the middle of no where jk : eeeealmo
      • iawtp, although they finally got a best buy down there so you don't have to go to walmart anymore to get ... : cryptical
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    It costs like a bajillion dollars to live in Bethesda, I think the median home price is like 750k. Don't ... : Yanks
    • montgomery county has a bunch of plans for low-incom housing that are just as nice as the rest of the pla... : eeeealmo
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    I was going to suggest Maryland except for the price of living. : SockMonkeh
    • I was going to suggest Virginia except for the price of living. Specifically, because Maryland is a shith... : MisterPhoton
  • Are you joking?? Stay away from Montgomery and Howard counties in Maryland if you want to keep cost of li... : jrock
  • Bethesda is pretty insanely expensive. There are some nice areas in MD that are less expensive, though, ... : perstephanie
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  Minnesota, Minneapolis/St Paul area or the other two big cities, Duluth (north on Lake Superior) or Roche... : Drocnoc
  • I second Minnesota (having grown up there). The average home price around Rochester is still under $200k,... : ChibiJosh
• They chose Bush : lacker
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  KANSAS CITY, KANSAS. It has ow cost living, not very crowded, good job market because it is the cente... : Sanityjr
  • Agreed. I've spent a lot of time in the area, and it's wonderful. : digweed014
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  Greeley or Fort Collins Colorado. A very ncie area, northern Colorado. Low pollution, low traffic, b... : nukewinter
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    this is where i am, and it's true. cost of living is above average though. : the_doctor
    • What? I know Fort Collins is a bit more expensive to live in, but you can get houses in Greeley for near... : nukewinter
  • My aunt lives in Greely, and it's nice but I like Fort Collins better. Highlands Ranch treats me very we... : riptyde
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  Salt Lake City Job market isn't fabulous, but it isn't dead either. All of the other things you listed... : darktweed
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    3.2% beer, 'nuff said :) : EvilDolemite
    • In the grocery stores, yes. You can get regular stuff from the liquor stores. And trust me, it is not as ... : darktweed
  • Except for the rain, but coming from Pheonix, he'll probably like it just fine. Also, coming from Ariz... : hawke
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  I vote for Pittsburg. I was there for a couple years around 1996, and it's great. The city seemed reall... : hawke
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    If I get to vote twice I'd say Madison WI, but you'd have to find a job, and I don't know how easy that w... : hawke
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      acually Madison has a few big companies looking for IT menz. The commute to madison would be a little har... : drabid
      • The housing is a little higher but it's not too bad. Seriously I used to live in NOVA and after living he... : baronzemo78
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  Dude, Cedar Rapids, IA. Seriously, it sounds like all the things you listed there. - The 'metro' area... : Zakko
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    Bullshit. Iowa has two seasons - too fucking cold, and too fucking hot. With three days per year of dec... : SiW73
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      Wrong. Our autumn is wonderful, our springs are usually quite nice too. It does get pretty hot, but humid... : Modica Sol Solis
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        Do we live in different Iowas? Humidity is terrible in the summer in most places I've been. Spring an... : SiW73
        • Compared to Florida, Michigan, lakeside Chicago, Atlanta, etc, the humidity here is laughable. : Modica Sol Solis
        • IAWTP Been a lifelong Iowa veteran and i'm constantly amazed at how drastically the weather can change... : gatts
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      sounds like a place I would like, I love snow, I love heat, I loathe rain. are there mountains in iowa : moshman
      • Only in 24, season 4 ;) : SiW73
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  what about Denver? one good thing about that city - pot is legal. : isitfriday
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    same in cali, but guess what? federal law > * so at any time an ATF agent or other federal agent can arre... : drabid
    • had no idea. thanks for the info : isitfriday
• I lived in Tempe AZ for 3 1/2 years while I was at ASU... god I don't miss that shithole. Back in Chicago... : Bantis
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  just the fact you even considered moving from arizona to ohio boggles my mind. As a longtime ohio reside... : belal
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    seems to be a big problem with people in the midwest. Everyone Ive told just cant comprehend why i move... : drabid
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      The grass is always greener : Simulacrum
      • lol, well in this case, the grass is MUCH fucking greening in wisconsin than the brown dead stuff in cali... : drabid
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      I believe cleveland has more cloudy days out of the year than anywhere else in the U.S. Plus the winters... : belal
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        hey i wasnt disagreeing about ohio sucking, why do you think im over here and not there, i looked at all ... : drabid
        • fiar enough, I actually like a lot of places in the midwest, ohio just sucks. : belal
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  Haha, yeah, you want drastically changing seasons now..... but you'll get sick of it after two winters I ... : rasputinreborn
  • Also, you usually don't get - A slower pace of life AND a good job market. : rasputinreborn
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  Maryland and Virginia both offer plenty of rural areas that have good cost of living, good access to high... : jrock
  • Agreed, I love the DC area. Probably haven't lived there long enough to see how it's long-term but from w... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Central PA / Harrisburg! lol, we need more shackers here. : Patch-e
• Cascade, Idaho : redfive
• Wichita, KS - Four beautiful seasons full of rain and snow. I'm especially looking for a wonderful Fal... : rosewood
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  Seattle, WA nuff said : VegasX
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    Plenty of beautiful mountains and trails for hiking, camping, oceans, beaches, etc. The cost of living is... : VegasX
    • I can see someone going from Phoenix to Seattle much easier than from Phoenix to the midwest. Personally... : pigvomit
    • wth, we have 2 seasons. Summer and the rest of the year. : cltcprd
  • ^^^ Closest to the exact place you described.. Vancouver. : Edges
• I'd say "west of Boston", but it kinda fails the "low cost of living" requirement unless you get at least... : the archvile
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  albany, ny area? : ibrokn
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    i guess i should elaborate, 4 real seasons, close to lots of stuff, 3 hours from nyc, boston or montrael.... : ibrokn
    • Rochester, NY is bigger, and I wanted out of there ASAP. : FormerHPB
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    lolz he said good job market and decent sized city : mikecyb
    • the albany area is pretty decently sized. the city itself isn't huge, but being that it's really 3 citie... : ibrokn
  • I would throw my vote in here for Albany/Capital District of NY. : trOmblyj
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  I know it might sound scary, but consider Huntsville, Alabama. We wear shoes and arn't all Bible Thumping... : RevRaven
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    i just did a double-take at this post. i did some preliminary searching in the huntsville area for a m... : dahanese
    • I have a friend who just moved to Huntsville. She says she likes it a lot so far. : riptyde
• Toronto, Ontario. AVOID THE DRAFT! : jcutner
• New Orleans - If the storms dont get you, the gangs will! Our job market is BOOMING from lack of workers,... : Rauol Duke
• Indianapolis, IN. Our state fair (held in Indy) has the world's largest boar, a cockaroach race, and a pa... : shred.
• Richmond or Northern VA. Northern VA has TONS of IT Jobs, and you are equal distance from the beach ... : xocsida

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• It's not a movie per-say, but Band of Brothers is very well done as well. "Bastogne" is my favorite episo... : DM7
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  The funny thing is is that the FMJ bootcamp stuff is pretty tame compared to the real thing. As far a : Dslyecxi
  • Wow.. that's pretty messed up. I can't imagine ever joining the army to endure that kind of torture. I wo... : bozer
  • I'm not where near the level of experience you are as far as real world hands on living it type stuff, bu... : soggybagel
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    I loved BhD but its a little silly in places when you watch it for a second time and are not dazzled by a... : spdon
    • Agreed. I like the film less every time I see it (I still like it). : Serpico74
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      How so? I mean this legitimately as I have read up on a decent amount of the situation and if you could ... : soggybagel
      • I'm assuming you read the book. The movie was definately a Hollywood/Bruckheimer version of the event, as... : Serpico74
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        I saw a documentary with the deltaforce and marine/rangers or whoever they were i forgot, basically every... : spdon
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          Which documentary was that? I mean I've seen the History Channel one and the PBS Frontline one. I've re... : soggybagel
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            Im saying the real life incident earned them a 'bad name' for basically fucking up/acting like human bein... : spdon
            • it might have even been the pbs documentary, dont know. : spdon
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              I believe you'd be referring to the History Channel documentary where the guy jumped into not a hole, but... : soggybagel
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                i know im just saying how the soldiers were potrayed overly heroic and it was a little 'America fuck yeah... : spdon
                • Ohh okay. Well with that I agree for the most part. The thing though that I take away from both the doc... : soggybagel
  • I would like Black Hawk Down more if I could watch it all the way through. I just can't make it through t : sgtsanity
  • I am so in agreement with this post i just came a little : klearlyunseen
• SPR had the most impressive war scenes but was average inbetween the two big set pieces. Platoon deser... : spdon
• Band of Brothers is FMJ + SPR * 1,000. : forgottenzero
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  FMJ sucked once they got to the war. : Omning
  • Agreed. : NFXFSX
  • The war is classic Kubrick. I don't understand all the hate the second half of that film recieves. : Serpico74
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  FMJ is in my Top 5. Strangely my favorite War Movie hardly contains any Combat. (Stalag 17) Band Of Br... : RookieCAF
  • My appreciation for BHD goes down every time I see it. The setup is incredible but the film kind of decli : Serpico74
• All I watch is the bootcamp scenes. The rest of the movie wasn't that great IMO : jonin
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  I agree with almost all of the above posts. The top five definitely contains, Full Metal Jacket, Blackhaw... : angrytaxman
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    Of those movies the only two I've seen all the way through are FMJ and Blackhawk Down. : Omning
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      Do yourself a favor and rent Patton, the opening monologue is amazing. There really isn't much intense fi... : angrytaxman
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        And the Airplane vs. Pistol scene is classic. : sgtsanity
        • I must agree : angrytaxman
        • Indeed you just know the guy is totally crazy then. : Chod
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        If you had to pick one war movie for me to watch what would it be? I generally hate them. : Omning
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          Well I kind of doubt you'll enjoy Patton at all if you're not into war movies. It's very slow and very lo... : angrytaxman
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            I may have to break down and finally watch saving private ryan. just got a new projector and surround so... : Omning
            • Great movie. The last minute might sour the rest of the film for you (sigh), but overall it is great. IMO... : Serpico74
• Hate the genre, but Stalingrad was okay. : GreatGooglyMoogly
• What does..I WANT TO SLIP MY TUBE STAKE INTO YOUR SISTER, WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME IN TRADE? mean. Are Joker... : theghostofsmdever
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  FMJ is classic. All of it. A Clockwork Orange is probably my all time favorite of his and I prefer 200... : Serpico74
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    I haven't seen a clockwork orange or dr strangelove either :( : Omning
    • Rent them now. : Serpico74
    • What the fuck are you doing here posting about it : sgtsanity
  • i was high as a kite the first (and only) time i saw 2001... it was quite an experience : SockMonkeh
• Private Benjamin was a grueling, harrowing look at the dirty side of war/soldiering : crypt_33
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  FMJ is awesome, another great war film is Jacobs Ladder OHSHI : rand04
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    That was an incredibly useful spoiler tag there, bud. : sgtsanity
    • I know but what else could I do? :( : rand04
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  FMJ is good stuff but it's really disjointed... it's almost like two movies and neither of them really ha... : mikecyb
  • I thought that was an interesting plot device in itself. The Viet Nam war didn't make any sense, and it s... : carrioN luggagE
  • Disjointed indeed, I didn't like that design decision and overall hated the movie. : abrasion
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  Good war movie = The Beast (Russians tank in Afghanistan) Good Kubrick = Dr. Strange love - Or How I Lea... : carrioN luggagE
  • Agreed on The Beast. I probably watched it 5 times in the month after seeing it for the first time. : festivalman
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  Paths of Glory=best war movie- also by Kubrick : Borzoi
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    No one has seen Paths of Glory????? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paths_of_Glory : Borzoi
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12684898 : RookieCAF
      • phew! one person at least.... : Borzoi
  • Great great great movie. I prefer FMJ, but Paths of Glory is beautiful. : tomservo
• Band of Brothers. Platoon. Both > FMJ. : jrock
• Kubrick's greatest movie, IMO, is a toss up between A Clockwork Orange and 2001: A Space Odyssey. Real... : lookitzpancakes
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  Kelley's Heros is a great all around war movie. : themelon
  • Yeah, I love that movie, Clint Eastwood FTW. : ripper9
  • Sutherland owns it up in that flick. : brickmatt
• Stripes is the best war movie ever, what the fuck is wrong with you people : qwpeoriu
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  Apocalypse Now Mutha Fucka. : Prototype
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    That's a horror movie, not a war movie. : sgtsanity
    • The horror......the horror. : Prototype
    • Seriously, I almost cried in empathy for the Chef when he gets almost jumped by that tiger while looking : carrioN luggagE
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      Yeah, horror is right - HORRIFYING. Fucking terrible flick. : rand04
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        Your wordplay hath smote me. : sgtsanity
        • You should watch it, I was going to go for HORRORIFYING. : rand04
• Whoa, what the hell? Why didn't I think of this before! Jarhead is an excellent war movie. Naturally, ... : Dslyecxi
• All quiet on the western front is a great book and movie : theghostofsmdever
• No-one likes Hamburger Hill? Tears of the Sun? I count Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, and Hamburger Hill as ... : AxeMan808

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  ZAAHHHHHNNNN : sgtsanity
  • fucking lol!!! : g0nk
  • hahaha well done, sir : freezejeans
• or just kick ass as anderson cooper. fuck yea. : broly1718
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  I'm going to Hot Coffee Larry King. : [fry]
  • i would expect nothing less from the shack. : broly1718
  • I've actually met Larry King (was a client of my dad's) and he has the biggest most alien like head I hav... : eldiablo01
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  I'll play Daryn Kagan! : Wolfanoz
  • Better hurry. She's gone in Sept. : MorrisatCNN
• Wolf Blitzer's Beard MUST be a miniboss. : EvilDolemite
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  Ted Turner as the final boss. : pigvomit
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    no way, end boss has to be evil foxnews : qwpeoriu
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      /Bill O'Rielly casts [BANISH LOGIC]. /Critical Strike! /Player is transported to the NO-SPIN ZONE /Pla... : Ajax
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        lol that boss cheats. You can skip that encounter right? : pigvomit
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          no, if you try and do that he turns off your console without saving and you have to start over >:( : mikecyb
          • Bill O' Rielly casts SHUT UP : thekidd
      • hahaha awesome, I don't know how I missed this earlier today. : qwpeoriu
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  I want a WW2 game where you play as Wolf Blitzer: Nazi Killer. : NastyJack
  • They are so dead, and so Jewish : joe.gonzalez
• So what is the "Daily Shack Quota"? : byorn
• Oooh, I wanna be 72p Man, with a maxed out kerning attack. : dirtboxer
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  Lou Dobbs better be able to eat mexican babies. : Sexpansion Pack
  • ^^sadly made me very hungry for mexican food. : Saman
• can we be Soledad O'Brien's fluffer? : RikiTiki2
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  Which one of the headline news anchors? : ventro
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    ... : sgtsanity
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      "...one of the Headline News anchors and I..." : ventro
      • Oh... shit. I'm retarded. : ventro
• Jane Fonda can have the ability to play both sides. : pigvomit
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  Zahn shmawn... whatever happened to Rudi Bakhtier (sp?)? : jooky
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    She left a year or so ago for some personal reasons. It's a shame. She was a really sweet person and smar... : MorrisatCNN
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      there are lots of rumors about what happened there and why she left, and none of them good. I miss seein : AssGoblin
      • I too am psychotically jealous, but haven't heard any rumors. I cancelled my cable almost 2 years ago an... : Rich McNinch
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        I wouldn't pay attention to the rumors. I know the reasons she told me (and won't go into here because...... : MorrisatCNN
        • Betty Nguyen all the way baby.... : Thresher
• Is there any chance that the employee you play will receive a 72pt HEADLINE attack? / /Combat begins. : Ajax
• I want to have to shoot through a ticker like Yars' Revenge. : SinistarX
• I wanna be Jeannie Moos. : edgewise
• If you need some help, just let me know. Might be an interesting project, trying to turn journalism into... : Ritual-MikeR
• i got christiane amanpour... : nepharious
• I'll only play it if all the text is 72pt headlines. : Prozium
• let's not forget the network pandering to Bush administration requests! (yes, I'm a cynic) :( : Postal
• I plan on buying your competitor's game, LCI MATIN RPG where I can play as melissa theuriau, and slowl... : thekidd