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  that would be one long book : OneLessMoment
  • With an entire chapter devoted to goatse : TastyWheat
  • I suppose it could be a series : Degenerate
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  Would anything blow up? : dognose
  • you betcha!! : ghost hacker
  • Only in MisterPhotons chapter. : TotalFusionOne
  • We could have it packaged with a firecracker. Technically it's still an explosion, but it's safe for the ... : TastyWheat
  • I dont see how it couldnt : Degenerate
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  It might have to be Choose Your Own Adventure style with all the differenting opinions. : helvetica
  • Oop, differing! : helvetica
  • now THAT is a good idea : Degenerate
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    If he should try for the dirtbox, turn to page 77. : electroly
    • that'd be an option on EVERY page then :o : RikiTiki2
  • How to play: ... If at anytime you feel the SHACK MORALITY VOLTRON must be formed, turn to page 354. Plea : zakk
• Chapter 1 Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal you faggot and go to the doctor. Nuke the middle east. ... : aeg1x
• As long as Fry writes the foreword. : pigvomit
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  Chapter MMMXXIIV: The Liberty Island Level in Deus Ex Is Good, Here's Why by: tomservo : tomservo
  • Iron and Copper FTW. : ripper9
  • where's my save game? : sigpro
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    Can I get co-author credit on that? I want to write the bit about how much fun it is making Paul go schiz : peanut-
    • SONUVA!!! I didn't know that. I'm actually replaying the thing for the Nth time. I shall see this t... : Damodred
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      Holy shit you can definitley get a co-author. Making Paul go ape-shit is HILARIOUS. We should play DX ... : tomservo
      • definitely >:( : tomservo
  • Chapter 6: Why are zombies better then everything in the universe? By: Normality : Normality
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    I think you and I should do Point/Counterpoint articles about stuff like this, much like The Onion articl : Ajax
    • gold : cltcprd
    • It's like the Davinci Code, I can't put it down! : askedrelic
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      You lost your steam and credibility at HALO Is One of the Greatest First-Person Shooters Ever, Here's : tomservo
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        I'd threaten to lose a fat load of spunk somewhere behind your tongue but that's less of a threat and mor... : Ajax
        • more like myspace.com/whyIhateshacknews : tomservo
    • I can't wait for the shocking climax : rand04
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  I want to write a book. : drucifer
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    you are NOT allowed to write the cheesesteak chapter : Degenerate
    • let me make you one, then we'll talk. : drucifer
• I think it would work rather well if we all get to write our own chapter maybe? ....edited by The Shack? : noobja
• I've written one. The only people who bought it were shackers. : TastyWheat
• Chapter 1: "Am I the only one who....." : warcrow
• Chapter 13: What to do if your wife becomes a zombie By Virus and Normality Guest Starring Phil and... : virus
• Chapter 4, 8, 23, 34, 37 and 41 inclusive: How many 360s have you had break on you? : TotalFusionOne
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  Chaper 987: The only thing cooler than samurai are samurai that are also pandas. : TastyWheat
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    Chapter 988: Ninjas are the coolest thing ever. By: Bean, the guy who killed the guy who wrote chapter 98... : Bean
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      ...man you ARE a dick Bean, to be talking shit about the Pandar! : SpaecKow
      • They're cool, just not cooler than ninjas, is all. : Bean
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  The first two words in the book MUST BE "First Post!" : TastyWheat
  • Or: Damn, ER'd : furiouscrak
• Chapter 75 - How to aim poodarts. : lacker
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  This is the first smart thing you've EVER said. : Rauol Duke
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    what about when I suggested harvesting body parts from hookers for fun and profit? : Degenerate
    • You were just repeating something you read in a magazine. >:( : Rauol Duke
• Chapter 69: lol, I got it first. : rand04
• Chapter Blue: The inter-racial relations of socks killing the toaters(genocide in the kitchen). : skitzo
• Chapter 72: Prime dies. Chapter 73: Prime's back! : Optimus Prime
• Chapter 42: This family walks into a talent agent's office... : nacatamale
• Chapter 81 - The Queef Chapter 82 - Television, had quite a bit of work experience : evil-cow
• Chapter 33 - Why Budweiser is inferior beer and why Jedi_27 sucks so much... : cltcprd
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  Afterword: Why DNF is gonna 0wn : dognose
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    Hey I've heard about that game :D :D :D : tomservo
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      Chapter 63: CS:S MENZ igi on themelon's server : Orange Pylon
      • meant for root : Orange Pylon
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    Hey, got that link to your blog where you update it once a year saying DNF is gonna own? :) : Optimus Prime
    • http://dognose.livejournal.com/ : dognose
  • Foreward to Volumn 2: DNF is still gonna 0wn. : brickmatt
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  Chapter 1418413: Why Michigan Blows That would be it. : Wolfanoz
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    Chapter 1418412: Why Anything Wolfanoz Says is Horseshit. : Enkidu
    • Chapter 1418414: Why Michigan blows, 2007 revision : p4ck3tloss
• Chapter 33 The cock and it's lovers : shavenewok
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  Chapter 69 Philsized slumber parties! : Karnov
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12619597 : rand04
• Chapter 35: Shugamom repels the zombies. : woddemandred
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  Chapter 5: Things to do in New Jersey. : yoonix
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    ^^^lol 10 blank pages : askedrelic
    • 1. Drive on highways 2. Shop at malls 3. Make fun of guidos SEE, THERE'S STUFF! : yoonix
• Chapters 68, 142, 120 and 133: Sand, Lamp and Lime: Sex Tips from the Shack : Jonathan
• UPDATED EDITION How we failed : drabid
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  Chapter ???: PROFIT!!! : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • Chapter 101: HAY GUYS MY FERRARI HAS A FLAT WHAT DO I DO? : dodob
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  Chapter 77: How Titor was right Chapter 79: Ok, maybe Titor was wrong Chapter 522:I'd rather be with Dy : adambugger
  • Chapter 83: Introduction to Titor Chapter 28: Titor: Conclusion : indosauros
• Chapter 2: The two towers and a little troll named klerck... : Q-ball
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  Chapter 99: How to make a 250+ reply thread - *?!girlfriend.* : g0nk
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    where's your chapter on banging coworkers and mints? : sigpro
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      fuck coworkers.. never fucking again.. ugh.. : g0nk
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        i'm lucky because all the people degenerate and I work with are so unfuckable it's not even funny, that w... : sigpro
        • have any openings? : g0nk
• Chapter 44:How to get angry at other shackers and scream at them proper-> : aaarrrgh
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  Chapter 83 Canada Sucks !! : ghost hacker
  • Shortest chapter in the book : spiffymc
• Appendix A: Politics - opinions in 30 characters or less : enigmatic
• Hi Degenerate! How ur Cubs? : PapaBoo
• Chapter 332: Dogs, Pepsi, and Brunettes: Superiority explained : indosauros
• Chapter 1337: Klerck : Magus
• Chapter 121: Mints, and things you need to know about women. : Rotten Deadite
• Chapter 142: How to find everything you want on the internet using a forum search engine, and a few sear... : thekidd
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  Chapter 00: 0h RLY!? : Q-ball
  • Chapter 9999: Ya rly!! : thekidd
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  how bout just start a wiki? : Clay
  • That's Chapter 21: Hey guys, why didn't we just start a wiki? : zakazi
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  Chapter 8: The deal with smdever : indosauros
  • Rich smdever, Poor smdever : dodob
• Preface: By Robin Williams. : thekidd
• Chapter ... : devi| dog
• Chapter 7: Athlon7 : Athlon7
• Chapter -1:: Immortality : pebui
• Epilogue: By John Titor : mmogger
• Chapter 0: in reply : Daggoth
• this book will be ER'd, and need to be in series. : radula
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  Chapter 53: Deaf Girls, Are They Fuckable? : sKetchflow
  • Chapter 54: MMMRRRROOOOWWWWLLLL!!!! : TastyWheat
• Chapter ∞: The din of a million keyboards like unto a great storm shall cover the earth, and t... : K1Bond007
• FORWARD: TL;DR : p4ck3tloss

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• sweet.. good timing too right around the PS3 launch. hehe : Shadowdane
• Awesomeness. Thanks Chris. : notd665
• super total awesome, now we need a demo plz. : Matto357
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  So that will be Epic's first SP title since the original Unreal? Let's see if they picked up a few new tr... : enyakk
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    I do not think that this game will be as cool as people are hoping. I think it will be a good game, but n... : SpaecKow
    • Yes, I agree. I don't think that Epic has what it takes to design a fantastic SP FPS. Also, I think th... : enyakk
• going for collector, can't WAIT. : mystifier
• Thanks Morris... Collectors so pre-ordered. : Wolfanoz
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  This is one of the reasons I bought a 360. :) : warcrow
  • This is the game for which I will buy a 360 to play it on. : silentw
• Hot stuff. Thanks Morris! : nomaad
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  Is that from an official announcement or did you just score an exclusive ? : MrLobo
  • exclusives get written in columns. :) : MorrisatCNN
• Need more game soundtrack included with collectors edition :( : Omning
• Villagers demand +INF for gaming justice. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  wait, on a Sunday? wtf is that all about : bagelcc
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    no kidding, did Morris get the number wrong? : byorn
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      nope, thats what Microsoft said : Maarten Goldstein
      • Strange... deliberate attempt to have it in Sunday advertising inserts in papers and have it available? ... : Carnivac
  • To punish church/temple-going heathens for their folly? : Ride-My-Rocket
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  GOW looks like a graphics demo to me though. All the gameplay footage has been boring and uninventive. : SlamDunk
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    disagreed, they're trying something new with the cover + shoot instead of run n gun : bagelcc
    • Someone tried it already in "Kill Switch" for the PS2 and nobody wrote home about it. : Rotten Deadite
    • I absolutely do not see how cover + shoot gameplay is new. The most prominent recent title I can think of... : enyakk
    • Huh? That's new?! Wasn't that in GRAW, and to a lesser extent just about every console FPS due to reduc... : walker270
    • No, that gameplay was definitely the core of kill.switch, and it's just not very interesting. Maybe I'... : Vincent Grayson
  • i agree. if the whole game is like that, they better have something else up their sleeve beside visuals. : anthonybean
  • It has been un-inventive but also looks kinda like good dumb fun. I don't think it'll win awards for d... : abrasion
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    Seriously. The 360 is starting to piss me off. N3 sucks, GOW looks like it might be a snooze, and I'm : walker270
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      Rosewood will rape you : Chris Remo
      • i'm looking forward to that one : Mr.SEX
      • screenshots? : FormerHPB
      • Pics + Divx : rosewood
    • halo rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jedi27 : deep gray
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      Well, people are betting on the wrong things. Forza 2 looks like an AAA+ title. Then there's the new S... : enyakk
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        dead rising, alan wake, viva pinata, frame city killers, gears of war, halo 3, stranglehold, spinter cell... : sigpro
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          Frame City has been cancelled. No surprise there, actually. : SlamDunk
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            guess that would explain why I haven't heard shit about it. : sigpro
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              you have failed, FANBOY : kn1fe
              • nah I still managed to list a decent number of big name titles coming out for the 360 that to me look int... : sigpro
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      Dead Rising looks like fun (for a while at least). It seems to have that good old Carmageddon spirit. : SlamDunk
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        I'm _hoping_ dead rising isn't just mashing X while running through hordes of zombies, but the more I lea... : walker270
        • Dude, it's zombies. it's going to be ace, regardless. : aaarrrgh
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      Suggestions for amazing game that you would like? Not sure what you're expecting. GOW looks badass.. Dead... : bozer
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        I know where he's coming from. For me, these days, just killing a bunch of zombies or being another badas : Chris Remo
        • you are a sissy and a ninny-man, remo. : nomaad
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          it seems more older gamers are going back to Nintendo games. Simple, little to no story, just old-school... : byorn
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            In my opinion some games are focusing on the wrong thing. There is nothing wrong with having flashy grap... : Chod
            • That just proves 2 things: 1. Good gameplay is hard to make. It is like finding a good movie. 2. Good g... : byorn
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          Only games I truly enjoy anymore are the sandbox titles. It's too easy to see "okay I do x here and y ha... : kgargonmagrix79
          • Once I turn into a zombie and everyone's barricaded into a room that's usually when I stop moving and sta : Merconium
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            We haven't seen every new possibility for gaming, not even remotely close. Right now, it's really tough ... : Chris Remo
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              Guitar Hero bing a good example of more interactive gameplay? Is that the direction you'd like to see it... : RyDogg1
              • That's not the direction I'd like to see it go. I just want to see it go many different directions. Tha... : Chris Remo
        • No I totally understand and I kind of agree. My post wasn't really a "what's wrong with you" kind of post... : bozer
        • Hrm, interesting.... : warcrow
      • its called "getting old" :/ : creep
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        Something different, interesting, and/or challenging. I don't particularly care about brain and skull fr... : walker270
        • lol, you just need a change of pace. You are like a movie critic. You have a seen too much of the typical... : byorn
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      Prey, PGR, GRAW, Oblivion, CoD 2, DoA4... How many games that one person will love get release for any on... : byorn
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        I'd like to see more sim and adventure games. Challenging 3rd person action games (ex: DMC/NG) would be ... : walker270
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          I'd like to see another Kameo game. I know Im probably alone, but I love Kameo. I love having to use mult... : johnny skidmarks
          • I liked it too. I think there needed to be more emphasis on switching in a timely fashion throughout the ... : Merconium
          • Same. Kameo was great. : walker270
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          Oh, and good rpgs. None of this Final Fantasy bullshit or dumbed-down Infinity Engine KotOR crap. I'm t... : walker270
          • What about oblivion? : byorn
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            How is Kotor at all dumbed-down from Torment/BG/Fallout? Especially in the case of BG/Torment, it's a bet... : Vincent Grayson
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              Mass Effect is shaping up to be pretty huge. : Carnivac
              • I'll believe it when I see it. Hell, I'm pretty sure it was a Bioware dev that said "You'll never see ... : Vincent Grayson
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                the HD video of that on the marketplace makes me think the game will be really damn big. It looks awsome. : sigpro
                • Totally, I have no doubt Bioware are going to raise the bar with that one again. : node
            • KotOR had fewer classes, fewer abilities, fewer dialog pathes, much fewer side quests, virtually no explo : walker270
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          What sort of Sim games? : byorn
          • Comat flight, space, and mech (still need to check out Chromehounds) were always my favorite. : walker270
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        I don't really get it either. N3 abd GoW aren't even out yet and they already 'suck'. All the great title... : hunterkiller
        • N3's been out in Europe for a while, and the demo was just released last week. : walker270
  • Sadly, I agree. The game looks pretty, no question about it, but it doesn't look like it's going to move ... : aaarrrgh
• i think you've got a great first name : Mr.SEX
• Gonna have to be some damn good reviews to pick it up for that price. Anyone else getting a 'Brute For... : critch74997
• Needs some UK love with the collectors edition... Seriously : lewis1310
• I'm making the banner ads for this game later this month. Despoiling a gaming site near you, soon! : ChibiJosh
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  It's a little disappointing that Microsoft broke their own $49.99 price point for non-special edition fir... : Chris Remo
  • Co-Developed with Epic = $59.99 : metalremains
  • Yeah I guess looking at the extra $10 people were prepared to pay for games like CoD2... : Carnivac
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    Wait, what do you mean first party, did Microsoft buy fucking Epic? : SpaecKow
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      MS is the Publisher for it (pretty sure at least). So it's first party in that respect. Like what MS does... : sigpro
      • Yeah I guess bankrolling it means first party. : SpaecKow
    • It's not internally developed, but Microsoft is publishing it (and I'm sure they've got plenty of produce... : Chris Remo
  • I'd classify it as extremely disapointing. : FushigiDenki
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    Its weird to me that all the extras are only worth $10. : not work safe
    • Well a making of DVD isn't a big deal anymore is it? It could even just be the MTV special for all we kn... : Carnivac
• Gay, originally this was supposed to be $49. Looks like I'll be waiting on a price drop on this one... ... : FushigiDenki
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  59.99!!!! Granted most 360 games are this expensive now, but for that price this better have some damn g... : GreenCrescent
  • Do we know the approx gameplay time, or was that a guess? : Merconium
  • Be glad you don't live in Australia. 360 Games cost about 120AUS which is the equivelant of about 90USD. : ki11_viru5
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    You 360 guys are getting jipped. Tiger Woods 06 is $20 for PC but $40 for 360?!! Wow, thats 2X the price ... : pap26
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      That game isn't work 5 bucsk. You're getting ripped off no matter what system you get it on. : sigpro
      • worth, I mean : sigpro
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        Are you kidding? The PC version is great. Especially with trueswing...where you swing the mouse to simula... : pap26
        • Compared to the previous versions, the latest Tiger sucks. : FushigiDenki
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          no it's just a shitty gold game. Links 04 for life. : sigpro
          • damn I am a typo machine today. It's a shitty golf game. : sigpro
• This is sooooooooooooooooooo awesome. YES! : Silent Wolf
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  November 17 in UK, Collector's will be there too http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=143... : Carnivac
  • Great, now we just need a non-stupid price for the CE : losimagic
  • Unsurprisingly looks like that will be the all Euro date http://www.jeux-france.com/news16836_gears-of-w... : Carnivac
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  Comments from Mark Rein, why the date, book details etc. [15:52] * MarkReiEpic] has joined #gearsofwar : Carnivac
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    Big news is he says stores can sell when they get it, it's not a street date. So November 7/8th for ma... : Carnivac
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      I definitely didn't read it that way. : Chris Remo
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        [15:59] <MarkReiEpic]> SarumantheWhite--> NO! Stores can start selling it the minute they get it. EMERGEN : losimagic
        • Oh ok, thanks, didn't notice that line. : Chris Remo
      • I dunno seemed pretty clear to me. Maybe you can clarify it with them, he comments here also (and this i... : Carnivac
      • I read it like this EB/Gamestop will have trucks getting loaded up ASAP and delivering it so that it w... : sigpro
  • Nice info, thanks! : Damodred
  • Thanks for that. Interesting read.... : warcrow
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  Guess that's their PS3 distraction ploy instead of Halo 3. Be interesting to see if they can turn it into... : node
  • I don't think so, it's just November, when you launch your big stuff. PS3 launch or not. This won't sto... : Carnivac
• Release on a Sunday? Weird. : genom
• a gears of war art book needs to be big and colourful, not small enough fit into a game box :( : vassili_zaitsev
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  why is everybody excited for this game? What's the draw? I haven't been following it at all : Mr.SEX
  • -Incredible visuals -Gritty, cover-based gameplay -Co-op over Live -A real sense of momentum and physi... : EvilDolemite
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    http://youtube.com/results?search=gears+of+war+gameplay&search_type=search_videos&search=Search : warcrow
    • wtfyoutube? Why not link to Gametrailers or something instead? Where we can find some trailers in dece... : SilverSnake
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  ahem... : carnivore
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    yes? : ki11_viru5
    • nothing, i was clearing some sperm phlegm from my throat : carnivore
  • woot, thx carni! : fufux
• I'll be getting the collector's edition. I kinda wish I did this for Oblivion because I'm a fucking huge ... : qwpeoriu
• Hurray for a collectors edition actually worth getting - a coffee table art book!. This bonus making of D... : node

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  write your name on it before someone accuses you of looting it : qwpeoriu
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    ahahahahhohohoohohh. No, really. I laughed ;D : aggressor
    • of course you did, because it was fucking hilarious goddamit : qwpeoriu
  • best fucking comment ever. LOLZ *snort* : bagelcc
• grats sleepy!! : Bantis
• liar : sharkII
• Thats awesome! I'm jealous...congrats! : classicfork
• Unf!!!!! : Wolfanoz
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  That's fucking genius. Is this true? : rand04
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    yeah. and i'm fucking stoked because the latest good game I got was Prey from Georgeb3DR, and my computer... : mr.sleepy
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      Congrat-u-fucking-lations, sleepy. Now did anyone record it? : rand04
      • seriously, someone's gotta have it on tape : qwpeoriu
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      Are they 7900GTX's in quad? Tell us all the specs! Or do you not know yet? : atom519
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        It's probably 2 7950 gtx's. : Prozium
        • That's it. Does anyone even manufacture a motherboard with four PCI-E slots? Last I read, there were stil... : Ajax
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        I'd guess two of those 7950's (?). They're already dual SLI'd in one card, aren't they ? I dunno, I'm jus... : qwpeoriu
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          I thought about that as well. Last I heard Nvidia didn't have working Quad drivers out yet. *shrugs* : atom519
          • they released a beta driver, so you can do it. : snowwolf
        • congrats sleepy. that performance better turn up on youtube! : smoove
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        it's two Dual video cards or something, and the motherboard can support two of them, so its like, quad. i... : mr.sleepy
        • quad 5200's probably : adambugger
• wickid, now you can sell it and get some proper dentistry : Smellsy
• amazing : Maarten Goldstein
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  IS this recorded anywhere ? : taronish
  • It had better be! : guido anchovy
• qcon started? : Patch-e
• Posts like this keep me motivated. Seriously. : atom519
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  also, is meat-sticks is a synonym for cock... if so, is this a highly sophisticated I love the cock post? : rand04
  • I think it is. Except it's not that subtle. : Maddog_Delphi97
• I'll take your old machine :D : Orange Pylon
• Doesnt mean much if no one else is there....*crickets* : VegasX
• fucking_sick .. thats awesome man - congrats : virus
• gratz sleep, look forward to hearing it :) : sixfoot6
• congrats, I know you need them : indiginator
• fuckin EH?!! Nice prize. Gongrats!! : ghost hacker
• ahahahaah, nice job sleepy! : burningtrees
• pics + DivX now!!! : invisible_kid
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  you deserve it, definitely, you're the meat stick king. : sHugamom
  • hahaha, oh god i feel so awkward reading this : qwpeoriu
• sahhweeet dude! : askedrelic
• someone post an mp3 of this shit! and congrats : khaosman
• That's awesome, congratulations! : Serpico74
• Once again, Mr. sleepy proves that he is in fact the whitest person on the shack! : aaarrrgh
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  unless I see pics this is a lie : genjuro
  • ^^ does not trust other black people. : porp
• Good job sleepy. : rosewood
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  once i won a shirt at quakecon because i was the only person that knew who composed the original DOOM mus... : manero
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    was it zak belaca? no, trent reznor? : indiginator
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      bobby prince : manero
      • wtf that is sad : deep gray
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  Was it recorded? : indosauros
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    it was during their contest thingy and there were assloads of people with cameras so its bound to show up... : mr.sleepy
    • I'm sad I wasn't there for that :( : rosewood
    • is this the biggest prize in quakecon? : indiginator
• ok i was told it actuall retails at like 1500, but god damn thats still pretty crazy. ive never won anyth... : mr.sleepy
• haha, you rock sleepy. : maulla
• You lucky bastard. Enjoy! : bozer
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  You GO girl!!!! :D : dognose
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    Waitaminnit, "GOON"? EMBP >:( : dognose
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      I saw that, but the Shack has largely foresaken Quakecon this year. : Sarcastro
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        yeah, I let it slide since the shacknews presence there probably isn't anywhere near the goon presence th... : Ctrl-Phreak
        • How often can we take such neglect? He's identifying with a group of dudes who buy their forum usage rig... : cam3lt0sis
• Congrats dude. I hope someone got it on video. : freshyk
• good job : strandgeck
• Nice! The power company is going to love you =] : spiffymc
• I hate you alot. : AlexXdude
• Congrats! : Merconium
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  Someone better have video taped that shit. : Fred Garvin
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore : Fred Garvin
  • no shit! Who has the video?! : Madwacker
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  there is a picture of sleepy on the main qcon page: www.quakecon.org http://www.quakecon.org/imag... : maulla
  • ! desktop'd ! : edgewise
  • ps. i like the meatwad shirt : maulla
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    A nerdier Will Smith in the making : spiffymc
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      Nerdier? Will Smith got accepted to MIT if I'm not mistaken... =P (he decided to try the rap thing for ye... : zakazi
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        Sleepy is a smart guy, don't underestimate him. lol : spiffymc
        • No underestimating here... I mean IDM = Ownage. Basically the Laptop battle thing alone trumps MIT. =P : zakazi
  • That is completely freaking awesome. : zakazi
  • was it hot there? armpits..... : Smellsy
  • i was just out drinking with rsustudent, action roomate and omnova and they told me about that aahahhahah... : mr.sleepy
  • goon? traitor! : sexninja!!!!
• Aww shit, nice! : SiW73
• WHAT? LOL! : zakazi
• Aug 3-6?? what happened to Aug 9-12? : genjuro
• I hate to get lost in the noise here but congrats man - that's pretty cool : abrasion
• congratulations brother. : lacker
• holy shit you faggot. Congratus. QUAD SLI. : EvilDolemite
• Hahahahaha sweet, congrats! : Carnivac
• haha holy shit, awesome. congratulations : joe.gonzalez
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  http://www.quakecon.org/images/onsite06/Webpage8.jpg : bosst0ne
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    I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick bitches! I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits! : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Sleepy is the shack diva of gayness! I know cause I've seen him take meat-sticks up the anus! lol : sKetchflow
• congrats dude, that's too cool!! : MikkleThePickle
• you rule dude!!!! : nacatamale
• geek factor five! ... seriously that rocks : cap n KRUNCH
• congrats! too cool. : anthonybean
• that's fuckin' awesome dude. congrats! : Bean
• Woot. Represent. : Visceral Monkey
• \m/ SLEEPY STYLE \m/ : TastyWheat
• I'm jealous of your power. : sKetchflow
• I'm excited as fuck for sleepy. He deserves it. Now do Brain Beats again. : TastyWheat
• it's nice to know that this sort of thing pays off once in a while i mean really : Mansmells
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  I have video but youtube is down. Gonna try google video, but the byoc is slow as shit. We'll see. : feek
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    Upload on google video is instant timing out. Im thinking maybe it's blocked or something, so if anyone w... : feek
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      email it to me. I'll shackmsg you my info : boomstickah
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        Hurry. We need to see this video! : basketofkittens
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          if someone can give me a quick tutorial on compressing videos i can do this. looking myself now. : feek
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            You're really beginning to try my patience. : ayesel
            • Lol : loboca
          • pocketdivxencoder should do a number on an avi file. I have to get some sleep : boomstickah
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  Oh shit I thought that was you. The real highlight though was the woman who flashed the audience in de... : Schnapple
  • Ahahahah, did anyone yell out 'Owned, Bitch' ? I would have. : AlexXdude
  • If she showed nips she would have won, atleast I hope so. I was rooting for her, personally. : feek
  • yeah she REALLY wanted that laptop! : mr.sleepy
• lol grats man. : pigvomit
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  POST THE RAP!!! : but why
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    Is it wrong that I read your username as Borat would? : TastyWheat
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      i don't know what this means : but why
      • That figures. Only COOL people know about Borat. : SpaecKow
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12621318 : feek
• Very cool, congrats, sleepy! I hope it comes with a new keyboard. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  VIDEO HERE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr9AdWhizUI : feek
  • small dick you say? : sKetchflow
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    lol, superb. well done sleep! : steve_o
    • +y : steve_o
  • awesome. grats sleepy : smax
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    You got me at, "go home and say hi to your mother." BIG OL' KISS!!! : sHugamom
    • oh how does you put up with this crowd? you're the greatest. : p4ck3tloss
• grats sleepy : nico2
• Ain't nothing there smaller than your dick, rock on! : Jumperus
• That's totally awesome, and I hate you for it :( : d fluke
• I sleepy meant: I just won a $2000 Quad SLI system for freely wrapping my lips around meat-sticks at q : famine101
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  http://www.frozzen.org/quakecon05/images/img_0219.jpg !!!!!!! : melancoholicz
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    fucking leet : sexninja!!!!
    • this was supposed to be a reply to the root post but works here too : sexninja!!!!

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  According to a Capcom spokesperson, play is limited to 15 minutes in one section of the mall. We don't kn : mista mista
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    You know I totally saw this fucking coming, a timed demo! But I'm not disappointed, at least we can play : bawbeh
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      I hope that it doesn't start from the very beginning of the game, and maybe somewhere in the middle or ou... : DarkWolf5
      • it wont, because the opening part that isnt very similar to the rest of the game lasts several minutes by... : Maarten Goldstein
• Thank you! Finally. I have been checking major nelson and xbox market place every 30 minutes hoping for s... : DarkWolf5
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  Isn't 11am BST, uh, right now? Or is that in 45 minutes? : Ratsofatsorat
  • Nevermind, it's the latter. 40 minutes. : Ratsofatsorat
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  My god.. this is huge. SOMEONE CALL NORMALITY! : TotalFusionOne
  • hahaha omg I just realized. We'll play it before him. : TotalFusionOne
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  god dammit. i don't have a 360 yet >:( : JINKY
  • YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES : TastyWheat
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  omgomgomg! 40 minutes can't pass fast enough!! : losimagic
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    Nevermind the download time :| : DarkWolf5
    • Why'd you have to go and ruin it for me :( I hope I have less trouble downloading this than I did with... : losimagic
• Motherfucking WOOOOT :D : steve_o
• FUCK YEAH!!! : sKetchflow
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  when is that in us PST?!!?!? : Angry Max
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    20 minutes time! : steve_o
    • !!!!! ;] : Angry Max
  • 3am : TotalFusionOne
• plz b postin' gameplay videos if u can. thx! : SlamDunk
• Better boot up the xbox!!! I'm pumped....and ready to splat zombie face. : soggybagel
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  GOGOGO!!! : steve_o
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    Those Capcom guys sure are punctual! : evildanish
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      Not very effecient though. 1GB for a 15 minute demo. This is gonna be a late night. : Ratsofatsorat
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        13% already, thankyou sweet 10mb. : steve_o
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          WTF? I'm on a crazy work pipe and only at 5% :( It's getting hosed in the UK I guess. : node
          • Yeah that was me hogging all the bw sorry : steve_o
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  Still not available on my Marketplace :( : TastyWheat
  • downloading here.... i'm in la. try to re-login.; : Angry Max
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  impressions! people at work DEMAND impressions! : ErneX
  • Anyone get a chance to play it yet? How is it? : vekro
• wheee downloading now : fry975
• that was A LOT of zombies. : tcxsnoop
• Shouldn't Normality be sensing this and going batshit up in here right now? : weaselmeister
• Wish I had a capture card to show those w/o a 360 the carnage. :( (I like the elevator music) : Draco
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  sweet! I can't wait to get home and download this mother : ariakaz
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    soo no one has actually said what they think of it yet... ? : atreus
    • lots of people have in the other chatty : Degenerate

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• WOW! AWESOME! I'M YELLING FOR JOY! : cookblaze
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  I am speechless. But also a little worried. I'm down to 9gb right now, I don't know how much more of this... : TotalFusionOne
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    You only really start off with 12...so you've only used 3. You'll have tons of room! : cookblaze
    • hopefully, TFO was making a bad joke. : porp
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      wtf no I start off with 20, don't I? : TotalFusionOne
      • it's 20 billion bytes, which comes out to be something like 16GB. And then there's the OS and Live and al... : thecray
      • After deleting those movies and mp3's they put on there. I now have 14 gigs free on mine. : jonin
      • They say it's 20 but there is a lot of room taken up by necessary stuffs. So it's really around 12 gigs ... : cookblaze
      • Mine tops out at 13GBs. : NFXFSX
• That's pretty rad. Love that game. : spazzium
• damn thats cool, loved that game : kelerian
• gay secx, love that game : Smellsy
• wow that just seems well unbelievable.......AWESOME : kainen1
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  Oh crap, I might have to buy an XBox. This game has been why I've wanted to buy a PS1/PS2 (but haven't y... : Zero|DPX
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    So you'd rather buy the more expensive system? PS2 + SOTN is less than a 360 by a long shot. : brickmatt
    • Yes, but PS2 would also be old and busted :(. In reality I'm not buying either for years. : Zero|DPX
• oh my. : Magus
• This game and FF7 for PSone are among my all time favorite games. This announcement coupled with Fusion F... : noobja
• Good lord. Next thing you know they'll bring Suikoden II. please? : Vincent Grayson
• I need to change my pants, I don't want this stain givig anyone any ideas. : Ctrl-Phreak
• That fucking rocks. Woot. : brickmatt
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  I've been thinking about getting a 360 any way. I think this just about sealed the deal. : dryxcell
  • I'm going to wait and see if there are any price drops / decent combo deals around christmas, they're jus... : thecray
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  I guess this means that MS is getting rid of the moronic 64MB limit for Live arcade games. : pyrogen
  • hmm. hadn't thought about that. : edgewise
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT AWESOME!!!!!! : Faluzure
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  I have never played this game, nor do I know anything about it. Why should I be excited? : sharkII
  • its only one of the greatest 2D games ever made. : emocore
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    Did you play any of the recent Castlevania games? It plays just like the 2D DS/GBA games, only a whole fu... : Vincent Grayson
    • nope, never played anyone of 'em. : sharkII
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  If one of you with a 360 does not buy this I will hunt you down and take all your games and gaming system : acidnynex
  • I have a Japanese copy and a US copy, and i'll probably buy it just because it's SOTN : Ctrl-Phreak
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  Awesome another killer app from between 1991 and 1996 for a $400 console...but seriously. These games ar... : EvilDolemite
  • SOTN was 1997 geez get it right : n0v4
• oh man, so awesome.... I can't wait : MikkleThePickle
• Wow, cool. I've heard a lot about that game and always wanted to see what the hype was about, and now I ... : Krypt_
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  it's funny how people are excited to play games released 10+ years ago on a $400 console. heh. i know y... : vassili_zaitsev
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    You make this post in every XBLA thread..... A good game stands on its own minus the fluff. I th... : boomstickah
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      i think i'm just venting my mounting frustration on lack of new games. and seeing people go "goo goo ga ... : vassili_zaitsev
      • I partially agree. I love the old games made available. I've played most of them, though. Ten plus y... : EvilDolemite
      • When did you start gaming? Seems like you missed lots of the good good games from about 94-99... : boomstickah
• BRING ME THAT TOWEL, THE CUP RUNNETH OVER : TastyWheat

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  I would have to go with Windows 98 because it was as solid as a rock, as I remembered it. Windows XP woul... : indiginator
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    98 and solid seem strange together :P For me its 2000 then xp probably. : paravis
    • He must have been using the special "solid as a rock" edition of Win98. The one that nobody else got. : Serpico74
    • more than a few people swore by win98 once they had the right drivers and apps. with the wrong driver... : mallrice
• WinXP. : aggressor
• XP for ease of use, appearance, and speed. : Supine
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  your list doesn't include a whole crapload of Microsoft OSes, so i declare it invalid : electroly
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    and i'm gonna go with Xenix just to be a dick. : electroly
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      Brace yourself, girls are going to be kicking down your door to pleasure you because of this post. : tomservo
      • This whole thread isn't winning any sexiness contests. : electroly
    • I just wikipedia'd this thing, wtf, The Santa Cruz Operation got in on this with MS? I think you're ... : pres589
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  XP and 2K. Everything else before them was garbage. : Serpico74
  • OS/2 0wnz u! : tacocat
  • Agreed, I never actually experienced DLL hell in XP or 2k. : spazzium
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  3.x wasnt an OS : strandgeck
  • it was a windows. I meant Windows and not nessisarily OS : indiginator
• xp, best os ever made : klearlyunseen
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  I'll go with 2k. Bare bones, pretty solid and it was all that you needed for an OS : spiffymc
  • Well it could be bare bones if you wanted : spiffymc
  • agreed; XP was basically 2K with ClearType and other mostly cosmetic and non-computer-savvy-consumer-orie... : the archvile
• XP. 98 was awesome, but XP is far more stable. I've crashed maybe twice in the last couple of years. : riptyde
• DOS 6.22 : theamazingrand0
• XP. I've not really had any issues with it ever. : rand04
• dosshell : dodob
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  Vista! XP best released, 2K best improvement : Code RedBeard
  • ^^^ IAWTP : pheral
• Windows 1.0 : Fred Garvin
• 2003 Server : ChickenBreath
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  Seriously, so few Win2K fans, what gives :( : Omaha
  • Oh yeah, 2k was quite good, but my usage of it was rather short lived if I recall correctly... Actually t... : zakazi
• Definitely XP so far. : Ebu
• Have to with XP. No problems, runs stable, and seldomly have a single problem with it. It's like the soli... : zakazi
• XP. : Merconium
• 5. Windows 2k It was stable, it had good video drivers, it could be used for playing video games or ho... : Maddog_Delphi97
• 2K. Stable, fast, and missing XP's bloat. : pyrogen
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  ViSTA : polansk
  • lol, http://www.winsupersite.com/showcase/winvista_ready.asp : tacocat
• Win98. It plays DOS games! : dognose
• I'd say XP is the best, definitely. Most impressive though, I'd say 2k and 95, not even in that order ... : qwpeoriu
• windows 2k. seems very stable and simplified look. : Rageaholic
• xp / 2k3 : sharkII
• 2k, hands down... : TPSReport
• 2k, such a great leap over win9x/nt4, without it there would be no xp : sanchez
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  2K or XP. Both were pretty stable. : K1Bond007
  • were? : indiginator
• 2k. Huge leap, and wasn't paranoid like XP. : TastyWheat
• XP, by far. It's the most stable workstation Windows : MikkleThePickle
• Windows ME, hands down. Since all you fags are bandwagoning for XP or 2K, someone has to have the balls t... : basketofkittens
• Win2K easily, hands down. I miss it. : airrob
• Windows XP, duh : SlamDunk
• XP. :D : Orange Pylon

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• Go go go! : d0gbert
• going in for pre work zombie killing. : deeveee
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  havent played this yet, do i need to download a mod or is it just css? : spector
  • just css. : lakren
  • it auto downloads when you go onto the server. : ki11_viru5
• Bump, need more brains! er... I mean backup! : AlexXdude
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  where do i find the password for this god damnit : spector
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    you see up there in your address bar between the www and the .com? : lacker
    • the password can get you chicks : pharoah mike
• I assume this is always on the regular server? : silentw
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  NEED PEOPLE! MORE PEOPLE! DELICIOUS BRAINS! : aaarrrgh
  • play after normal business hours Eastern Time and i will try to join in : jrock
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  where do you guys play? i'm sure it's gotta be better than the pub servers... : jrock
  • Check my profile for server info. : bawbeh
• every time it begins to download - my pc freezes up and my screen turns blue... then i have to manually r... : siknsyko
• this mod is fantastic. : blender81
• Joining again for great justice! : AlexXdude
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  BUMP ZOMBIE KILLIN TIME : kgargonmagrix79
  • This is a really fun mod. We just need more poeple to play. : NetWarriorDan
• server's empty?? :( : jrock
• Yeah, I was the only one there just now - I was a very hungry zombie. : trOmblyj
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  Fun mod but it sucks when people decide to douche out. Last night people kept on shooting down barricades... : mallrice
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    that usually only happens when the PW is removed to fill the server. shackers aren't asshats like that : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • nope, shackers were doing it. again tonight. lunatic angelic has this fun habit of blocking paths that he... : mallrice
• ok i think i might go in! : ^-SeaWolf-^
• goin in now!!! : Mr.Fusion
• I'll join when CS:S is done downloading. : vault 03
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  what is blarg.cc? whats the server IP? : virus
  • the server ip is blarg.cc :P Join us! IGI : AlexXdude
• 10 zombies on. IGI : mista mista
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  another brain to feast on is joining! : Tincan
  • restarting now, we had about 20 hope most come back! : pharoah mike
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  Did the server crash? :( : AlexXdude
  • nvm, seems to be back up, JOINING AGAIN!! : AlexXdude
• man the lag is terrible. 70+ choke. wtf? : bradsh
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  WHATS THE PASSWORD :( : virus
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    SOMEONE!! PLEASE!!! : virus
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12618036 : aaarrrgh
      • lolthx:( : virus
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12617698 : AlexXdude
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  The physics of the game need to be fixed before I play anymore. I just watched a zombie jump through a b... : brickmatt
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    Yeah it is pretty fucked up. I assume this mod is pretty damn basic and I truly hope the creator updates... : bawbeh
    • We'll see what happens. The gameplay concept is fantastic, but the execution is pretty bad - the end res... : brickmatt