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• http://www.youtube.com/results?search=28+day+slater&search_type=search_videos&search=Search : EvilDolemite
• 28 days later 28 weeks later 28 months later 28 years later ... oceans 11 oceans 12 ocean... : sikander
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  I love the first half of that movie, but when they meet up with the soldiers it kind of falls apart. : mmt681
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    i felt the same way ... it was still a very intense movie though. : virus
    • heh, and it almost features child rape! : alexthegreat2
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      Year, classic example of where all the best ideas are in the set up, and they don't know how to tie it al... : ihya
      • the alternate ending was even worse, anyone watch that on the dvd extras? : spdon
  • ITAWTP : Edges
  • Totally agree. : Simulacrum
  • agreed.. but still it was a good movie : sikander
  • Also signed. : LeapingFool
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    I totally agree. I totally hate it when the dad gets hit in the eye. : ThomW
    • You know what's funny- that moment was the turning point for the several alternate endings they had for t... : silentw
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    What do you mean "falls apart." Story wise? : hatelull
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      IMHO it just became a very cheap piece of commentary on "Oh my god look at what stress can do to people!"... : j33uk
      • Yah, also retreading a very well-worn cliche about the military in end-of-the-world situations. : Johnny Law
      • to me it became "Holy shit, Jim cracked and is now bent on revenge!" : cpt_gloval
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    No way. That shit in the house at the end was very creepy and very cool. That movie was great all the way... : NastyJack
    • best. eye-gouge. ever. : dopefish
  • Agree 100% : Experiment IV
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  The sequel better have GY!BE on the soundtrack. >: ( : sgtsanity
  • Fuckin' A! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • wasn't even on the official soundtrack :[ but awesome in-movie : ermac
• This seems like a pointless thing to do, and I cannot support such an effort with good conscience. The o... : hatelull
• This where the Sandra Bullock Zombie goes to treament? : VegasX
• Please don't try to do commentary on Iraq. Pleaaaaaaaaaase? : j33uk
• lol, wasn't there a similar discussion on the shack?: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463854/board/nest/2153... : d fluke
• Danny Boyle is not directing. : dltrem
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  I really enjoyed 28 days later, probably one of two zombie flicks I can stand. The other being Shaun of ... : devi| dog
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    Wasn't 28 Days Later technically not a zombie film? : riptyde
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      Correct. The "zombies" were all living people. They were not the dead returning to life. : jahulio2
      • Eh, I'm not picky about zombie requirements. : devi| dog
• * D I R E C T T O V I D E O ' D * Also, http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movies/illknow.jpg : anonimo
• I have a feeling this is going to suck badly. : spdon
• I would have liked that movie better if at the end, when the jet sees them an turns back around, it cover... : SockMonkeh

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  They're not banning it are they? I think they're just saying that equipment in standby mode has to use a ... : nudel
  • According to this: http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,19509-2266159,00.html THE [UK] Gover : crummynz
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  I'm more worried about the Wii... that's supposed to be left on overnight to download content :/ : losimagic
  • Consoles will be included btw, apparently although they only mention tvs/dvd players etc, they mean all e... : losimagic
  • yeah, screw that. Everything apart from the tv gets turned off at the wall at night. : chazums
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  Wow. What a stupid law. : walker270
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    not really considering standby modes acount for 8-10% of all power consumption. Thats completely wasted e... : headbone
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      People pay for that power either way; what's the difference if people just left their stuff on all the ti : sexninja!!!!
      • Because using too much electricity can cause power outages? Perhaps if standby mode was outlawed, it wou... : wykd
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        Its not about saving money on electricity, its about cutting down unecessary usage. Thus cutting down on ... : headbone
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          the economics of it all automatically do that though. if somthing is expensive, they wont use as much of ... : sexninja!!!!
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            are you on crack? Some big screen TV's on standby use almost the exact same amount of power as when th... : PlanetPerfecto
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              well if they are simply saying "stand by has to use x amount % of power" thats different than "stand by i... : sexninja!!!!
              • Yeah, after the thread kindly expanded on the original post it seems they just have to use better power s... : DinK
              • im not really talking about that, i'm wondering how you think that people turn off big ticket items becau... : PlanetPerfecto
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        10% off power consumption could be argued to be 10% off emissions (even if its doesnt turn out that way) ... : spdon
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          Except...that's not how it works. At best you're looking at 10% off emissions from electrical power, and... : Arcanum
          • yeah i know but im saying they can use it to score points/say they are being evnvironmental. Im sure they... : spdon
          • emmissions from power plants i meant btw. : spdon
      • Well, where I live in about 5 years we will have maxed out the power generation at current rates of expan... : Fred Garvin
    • What TVs exactly do that? I would bet you that if I leave my TV off for several hours the top of it woul... : DinK
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    Its not a stupid law. Its a step in the right direction to cut power consumption and carbon emissions. : ashkie
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      I wonder what devices it covers. What about routers + modems? Is it a requirement for a pure "off" mode o... : crummynz
      • I think it only covers devices which draw power when they're supposed to be "off". Routers and modems don... : ChibiJosh
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      No, it's stupid, because instead of going into standby people are going to just leave shit on all the tim... : land
      • no you're 100% right. you have to pay for power no matter if it is consumed by somthing in standby or som... : sexninja!!!!
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      woudn't it be way more reasonable to mandate guidelines on manufacturers that limits the power consumptio... : cpt_gloval
      • The problem there would come into effect if they have a sudden drop in total power consumption under load... : Toraz Chryx
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  http://home.howstuffworks.com/question291.htm : ShadowRam
  • I think they are getting at this ^^ as the problem.... : ShadowRam
  • ^ haters should read this! ^ : moshman
  • http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006PS8FI/ref=sr_11_1/104-4772107-0694300?ie=UTF8 : not work safe
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    To what degree does it really address that problem, though? Sure, some things have built-in transformers... : Arcanum
    • Also, the live span of consumer electronics like a TV is very long for most people (10-20 years), so this... : riptyde
    • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12530185 its part environmental/economical and part political. Id sa... : spdon
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  I don't know the details but its not banned - they just have to be below a certain level : 60days
  • ok well thats a bit better then : sexninja!!!!
  • Oh... in that case, that's a great idea. I wonder if they have a certain threshold for units, or if it's ... : crummynz
• There's a lot of changes coming, California are banning external linear supplies and the EU are likely to... : fen boi
• before you bash it, check how much standby mode needs on your TV, reciever etc. combined. It is a lot. : moshman
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  I wish the industries involved would have done something years ago to take care of this problem. Sadly, ... : rosewood
  • Yeah, I'm hoping that we see a new focus on power consumption in CE devices. It's possible that Intel and... : maddy
• Uh oh, TiVo's screwed. Also, Intel's Quick Resume Technology? HA! : anonimo
• I blame Toraz : Downforce

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• give him a blowjob so he knows how nice it is. nature will take over. : [fry]
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  (not gay) : not work safe
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    you don't have to be gay to suck a buddy's dick if the intention is to help him out. you're not even enjo : [fry]
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      but its 80% HOT. I mean ummm... : ravvy
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        holy shit stop making this more gay : not work safe
        • in on this historic gay subthread : PlanetPerfecto
        • you made it gay when you kissed me on the mouth, it was just male bonding up till then :( : ravvy
    • geeze suck one cock and your branded for life : shavenewok
    • *cues Joe Rogan's "I bet I can't even get the head in" tape* : anonimo
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  if you say "you are a virgin, lets fix that" he will probably break down crying at your feet saying "than... : ravvy
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    and then he'll pull out your dick : SockMonkeh
    • on the first date? diiiirty :D : ravvy
  • Yea, probably. I'm sure there's a more delicate way of handling the situation, but leading up is prett : famine101
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  He's putting the pussy on a pedestal, that's his problem. : basketofkittens
  • You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when : riptyde
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  I've got two buddies like that. It's like they are anti-lay material. Nicest guys but they never shut u... : grover69
  • Get him some anti-dandruff shampoo while you're out there aswell and then rub it all over his naked body. : Grim_Grom
  • Living proof that this technique does NOT work ---> : anonimo
• I need a friend like you. : thejm4n
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  If only it were as easy as getting "really cool clothes and stuff." : LeapingFool
  • Well, it would help. but yeah I think the clothes make the man in some circumstances. : not work safe
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    where "stuff" == "social skillz", it usually is that easy. : perstephanie
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      You are correct. Unfortunately "social skillz" or "game" or whatever you want to call it can't be bought. : LeapingFool
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        True dat. -Sometimes, though, the better clothes can lead to more confidence and more social interaction,... : perstephanie
        • And the other possibility is that a guy has decent skills, but they are being cancelled out or overwhelme... : LeapingFool
  • It isn't just "clothes and stuff" though. If he gets better clothes, cleans up, maybe gets a hair cut, et... : Zeeliv
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  Get a time machine, travel back to 1986, and make a movie. : EvilDolemite
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    I imagine not work safe with his buddy trying clothes on with some Huey Lewis as bg music. : drbriefs
    • I'd watch that movie. : fatman
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  seriously, just pay a hooker to come over and act like she isnt a hooker and really likes him. He'll than... : ravvy
  • i love any reply on the shack that starts w/ "seriously" : PlanetPerfecto
  • Then they'll fall in love, get married, find a suitcase full of cocaine, kill a bunch of people, and move... : gaian landscape
• get him some rohypnol. : spdon
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  a makeover, especially in clothes, really helps. helped me and my self-confidence anyway : RikiTiki2
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    I've dated a lot of guys who basically got a haircut and contacts and were suddenly attractive. Guys who ... : perstephanie
    • You've dated a lot of guys huh? : not work safe
• Dood.. Just say "look. I can help you get laid. In or out?" : TotalFusionOne
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  hook me up with some bitches dude : nacatamale
  • I'm not going to just hand over the goods. I'd rather teach him how to do it so he'll know how to be attr... : not work safe
• You sound like a shallow little girl. : thechunder
• You could always have sex with him to fix the virgin thing. : skitzo
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  This sounds like a teen movie. : pigvomit
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    You're onto something here. Make him watch teen movies that have the makeover element in them until he ge... : perstephanie
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      but those are always about CHICKS : RikiTiki2
      • Same rules apply? : perstephanie
  • needs more Eddie Griffin. : g0nk
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  i dunno why but i just pictured this guy from roadtrip, you know what freaky nerd that plays in a shitloa... : Utopia
  • That guy being DJ Qualls... He was in Lost aswell. : Grim_Grom
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  everything you need to know is right here http://imdb.com/title/tt0405422/ : aurealis
  • weird timing for this thread, as I just finished watching this : delataur
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  Just don't force the poor guy to hook up with a fat or ugly girl against his will. : Orange Pylon
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    fat chicks can be confidence booster's. Gotsta start somewhere. : Simulacrum
    • How is dating someone that you are in no way attracted to physically a confidence booster? : Orange Pylon
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    beggars can't be choosy, yo : RikiTiki2
    • Actually, we can… to our own demise. : anonimo
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    If he's that unattractive, he's gonna have to keep his standards low. : perstephanie
    • NWS is helping change his attractiveness level, though. : Orange Pylon
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      Are you new here? This is like the first time I've seen you post :( : AlexXdude
      • she's like a week old here : RikiTiki2
• He needs to get rid of whatever standards he set for himself, then getting laid will be easy. : skitzo
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  why the fuck do you care : skynet
  • 'cause he cares about the happiness and social well-being of his friends? Not that his friend is necessa : Arcanum
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  You'll get upset when he starts dating other guys. : TheArtMan
  • LOL : creep
  • So true. =( : zakazi
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12530082 It's eerie, isn't it? : Omaha
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  why does everything have to be about sex? Is he happy? Maybe that's a way to break the subject. Ask hi... : verbatim
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    He's All That? Are you Freddie Prinze Jr.? : gnoleb
    • huh? No, but if I looked like him, maybe I could get some. ;) : verbatim
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    everything is about sex because we are all organisms that reproduce and at some level we all have some dr... : Mr.Fusion
    • *unusual : Mr.Fusion
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      I'm sure that's true for some people. Maybe I'm alone in just not caring. Oh well. : verbatim
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        It may be unusual, but I think it's good that you can put other things above reproduction and relationshi... : Mr.Fusion
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          Of course this doesn't mean that it's either one or the other (relationships or your career), but it's ra... : Mr.Fusion
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            I dunno. It just doesn't seem terribly important to me. Like it needs to be an item on an action list or ... : verbatim
            • Lets forget about our worries with a big bowl of ice cream. : drbriefs
  • Why? Because the rest of the Shack is pathetically shallow that way. : Zero|DPX

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  also NOT live action : smacknca
  • Freckle Faced Ninja Turtles are so NOT cool! : pobone
• I like the art direction, but the Turtles move more like frogs in they way they are hopping around thru m... : riptyde
• a fellow chucker eh? : SockMonkeh
• oh wow! sold. : pigvomit
• Awesome! It seems they've gone back to the first comics for inspiration : d fluke
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  is this the one that was supposed to be all dark and hardcore and stuff? or was that somthing else : sexninja!!!!
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    Considering it says "Action and Adventure, Family" on the trailer page, probably not so much dark and har... : basketofkittens
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      oic :( wasnt there talk of a tmnt that was gonna be all dark and hardcore? like john woo wanted to do ... : sexninja!!!!
      • Probably, but a goofy TMNT appeals to most all kids and some adults who were fans of the cartoon, whereas... : riptyde
  • it's rated PG but it's supposed to be "grittier" : ermac
• Wow, that looks like the might be cool. I'm a little skeptical about the CG, though. The Turtles worked... : Arcanum
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  If its like the original comic books..ill definately watch it. But not if its like the cartoon that was o... : pimpium
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    Dude, you're dissing the cartoon? : riptyde
    • I saw the cartoon before the comic...i liked it at the time..after i read the comic...it turned me off ju... : pimpium
• hahaha mikey! : Normality
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  I was worried about the tone there, all the angry looks and everything, until the end. Good stuff. : Maarten Goldstein
  • i felt the same way... nice save, tmnt. : aurealis
  • Yeah. "We're awesome! We're ninjas! We're hardc-" *CRASH* "...*sigh*" : Arcanum
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  So, I never read the comic, was it as cheesy as the cartoon? : Fred Garvin
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    There was decent amount of cheese, but there was shitloads of violence. The turtles in the books killed,... : carrioN luggagE
    • Yeah, they got pissed and there was plenty of blood and real hurt going on. There was also a story about ... : pobone
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      That happens so often with comics. Studios buy up the rights to the next "hot" property and then chagne i... : Fred Garvin
      • You should check out the books, though, issue one's available to read online at http://www.ninjaturtles.c... : carrioN luggagE
• Hmm...looks alright. I might see it. : megarust32
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  The city looks awesome. The design on the turtles is a mixed bag for me being an old-time fan, but I'll ... : wunderbred
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    http://www.ritualistic.com/screens.php/e3_2000/E3+2000+Images/2/thumbs/rit_e3_13.jpg kevin eastman is so ... : Maarten Goldstein
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      Wow, was he just there or does he work for a game company now? : Sexpansion Pack
      • He was at E3 because of Ritual's Heavy Metal FAKK2 : Maarten Goldstein
    • I like how his face resembles a lot of the male mustache'd characters he draws (sans rocker hair, of cour... : wunderbred
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  I know it's animation and all but does this have any continuity with the movies or is it a reboot? : das_runt
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    Do you really want continuity with a movie that features "Ninja Rap"? : riptyde
    • No, actually I don't, heh. I wasn't saying there SHOULD BE continuity, I was just wondering if there was. : das_runt
    • don't ever knock the comedy gold that is the ninja rap. : NeoMoose
  • Dunno. The description is ambiguous. : Arcanum
  • Let's all hope it's a reboot. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• anyone else think they look sorta anorexic? : nepharious
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  I had the pleasure of meeting Kevin Eastman & Simon Bisley at E3 one yr. I never was a huge TMNT fan, bu... : rintumscrinctum
  • Anything Lobo - The Last Czarnian was Bisley's opus for me. The 'clutter' added so fraggin' much to the b : carrioN luggagE
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  HOT!!!!! : spazzium
  • Direct Link: 720p version http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/tmnt-tlr1_h720p.mov : spazzium
• Holy shit. and I just bought the DVD http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100758/ yesterday to play on my new TV! : pheral
• omg cant wait for this shit : virus
• omg that looks AWESOME!! : g0nk
• I just hope they don't fuck this up. I'm excited! : freshyk
• wow, that looked really good actually. I have to imagine all the cheezy dialog from the old shows and wha... : lowpoly
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  Oh wow, I was SUCH a huge TMNT fan back when I was a kid (both cartoon/comic book (serious & archie comic... : Faluzure
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    I had all the toys. That pizza throwing machine would hurt. : ashkie
    • i had the toys AND played the P&P RPG.. : g0nk
    • I liked the set with the ooze. That thing was great. : Tincan
• Way impressed, reminds me of the original comic. : FushigiDenki
• YES. ABSOLUTELY. YES. : Clay
• Looks cool to me. Their heads in proportion to their bodies look a little weird, but still cool. Better h... : K1Bond007
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  awesome! already much better than dudes in clumsy rubber suits : RikiTiki2
  • Holy crap I think I came a little.....in my mouth : drbriefs
• damn that was absolutely stunning : Yabrodan
• AHA! The foot clan will finally fall!! : Flinz
• oh shit yeah. : delataur
• I have to admit that I loved the original TMNT cartoons. This looks cool as hell to me. : Colleton
• Im going to have to steal a kid so I can go watch that without feeling like a total tool. : rosewood
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  I had to watch that shit twice, man I hope the comic style is consistant. : RyDogg1
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    BTW a really really good 4-player CoOp Xbox game with this style and substance of the old arcade games pl... : RyDogg1
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      I played the hell out of the 4 player beat em up's: TMNT, X-Men, The Simpsons...I think there were also n... : sergeon
      • Captain America and the Avengers? : RikiTiki2
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        this post needs more Aliens vs. Predator and Dungeons & Dragons : YamatoTwinkie
        • That D&D game was so awesome. How come they don't make cool games like that anymore? : Vincent Grayson
• hell yes. that looks so awesome. : jabxvi

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  oh shi.. not a lurker.. the person was writing a post! *cue twilight zone music* I wonder who it i... : El Tigre
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    Wait, was that you that just walked by? Brownish hair? : warcrow
    • quit fucking with me : El Tigre
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      Were you wearing a white shirt? : cbslf
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        not even close : El Tigre
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          No shirt at all? <raaaaar> : warcrow
          • Was there obnoxious hold music coming from his cubical? : TotalFusionOne
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  now they know who you are. Watch your back. : sigpro
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    I'm planning to have lunch with sucko on Monday. Maybe I'll leave a note on his desk... with the shack lo... : El Tigre
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      I IM degen shack links while he's working and I am slacking off : sigpro
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        you should be sending these to me also! : cltcprd
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          you're never on AIM, and i don't have your gtalk or msn : sigpro
          • SM'd : cltcprd
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      Oh go there already and say hi, you big puss! : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • honestly i want to see how this pans out. : anthonybean
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        haha I just want to make it interesting. I know he's a shacker. He doesn't know another shacker is in the... : El Tigre
        • this is gold. do it. : warpdude
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          Just yell: "OMG XBOX IS..." and let them finish it. : Fyunch Click
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            "In my base killing all my doodz?" : cbslf
            • whatever works. : Fyunch Click
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          put a color copy of http://edgewise.shackspace.com/mancy.jpg with the subtitle, "May the Lord bless you o... : edgewise
          • ... on his desk. : edgewise
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            hahhaa this is awesome. I might try this. I will think of something tonight for sure. : El Tigre
            • Or he'll get YOU by tommorow... : ShadowRam
        • Not a very good shacker if he doesn't recognize your mug right away after seeing xbox360! plastered all o... : Patch-e
• I had to double-check to see if you were in Oklahoma City for any reason. lolz. : Maddog_Delphi97
• You must StealthDisco them. : Kaiser
• Google? :D : virus
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  I bet they looked through your own Favorites/History and decided to find out what this www.shacknews.com ... : MatthewPhillips
  • that's what I was thinking. I bet he found all kinds of donkey porn too. : ki11_viru5
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  Sneak over to his cubical and post I love the cock : rosewood
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    if he doesn't lock his machine he is FUCKED : El Tigre
    • you MUST deliver!!! : digitalburro
• ah, the intrigue... : carnivore
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  I was wondering who was looking over my shoulder as I was posting about 31 year old tuna juice. : Simulacrum
  • could it be? I thought I saw "or" in your name. : El Tigre
• I tried to narrow it down on ShackMap, but there's a decent amount of Philly, PA shackers. Oh well! : Yanks
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  how about just friggin ask the dude who he is : spl
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    You're lame and nice guys finish last. : ki11_viru5
    • That's part of the adventure! : spl
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    ^^^^ hahahahahahaha how long did it take for someone to say it?! : TotalFusionOne
    • Not long: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12528959 He wants an extra special introduction the other... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Man, if I saw someone shacking at work, I would fucking grab them and give them a bear hug. with my co : nomaad
  • I would fire their ass before they outed me for what i really am :| : theghostofsmdever
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  This is awesome :D He could be reading this thread right now. The suspense is KILLING ME! : Rotten Deadite
  • or posting in it : fletch_
  • Its like our own little Portal thread! : not work safe
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    Well, Tigre went home. We'll have to wait until tomorrow. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • O_o : warcrow
    • I hope he logged out. lolz : ThomW
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  OH SHI! DWARF IS PISSED GUYS! : ThomW
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    That thread was pants pissingly funny. : Phil
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      Link! I missed it :( : AlexXdude
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        http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9607584 "A rollercoaster ride of emotions!" - MBD, Shack : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • Wow, that was beautiful. Way to go, El Tigre : crummynz
        • oh shit, I forgot about that thread : sigpro
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          the part where he gives away his boss' AIM name is nuked tho : suqur
          • "flag:nuked" search his history. : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • Hahhaha wow, how'd I miss that? That's fucking brilliant : TastyWheat
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        I was laughing so hard that day I was crying. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9607584 : ThomW
        • I was laughing like a baboon at that thread. Actually, I went through several different animal-like soun : anonimo
  • lol, sup dwarf : suqur
  • I'm crying from the future. Lol! : anonimo
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  UPDATE: Here is the image I am going to print out in color to place on his desk. : El Tigre
  • I see : Degenerate
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    FUCK, posted before I was done. I need ideas on what text to put at the bottom. Current thoughts are: : El Tigre
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      Just a question - was he browsing comments? Maybe he's one of those... front page type people. : crummynz
      • i saw him writing a post. That's when I tried to peek and see what his name was. Couldn't really make it ... : El Tigre
      • Front Page? : skitzo
  • very nice : Tincan
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    http://www.andresbecerra.com/ShackUploads/ShowImage.cfm?FileID=597&Title=ShackMsg.jpg : El Tigre
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      ^^PIC HERE^^ ALSO I need caption ideas! : El Tigre
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        Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate? : spazzium
        • http://g0nk.shackspace.com/OHMYGOD.JPG <--print this. : g0nk
      • "I know where you've been!" : digitalburro
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      The trouble is, now they're expecting it. Do what I did to poor FormerHPB - frame goatse and put it ... : ThomW
      • There is the chance that he posted and didn't go back to the shack after that. Anyway, I'll figure someth... : El Tigre
  • Nice link, Puto. : ThomW
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    I GOT IT I'm gonna put cockboat ASCII at the bottom of the pic. Now if I could just find it... : El Tigre
    • \======D/ I know it is a horrible version... : themelon
    • \8======D/ : electroly
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      COMPLETED IMAGE hahaha http://www.andresbecerra.com/ShackUploads/ShowImage.cfm?FileID=598&Title=ShackM... : El Tigre
      • omg it's a fing of byootie! : beastrabban
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        I hope he's not an asshole. This seems like way too much effort: http://www.andresbecerra.com/ShackUpl... : El Tigre
        • You're totally getting fired : Mr.Fusion
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  This is like the Bean thread, but without hot chicks. : someWayne
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    Which means ... : rosewood
    • No hot chicks man. NO HOT CHICKS! I got nothing :( : someWayne

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  Tuscaloosa : manero
  • fucking lol "Hellgate Wetumpka" : rgoer
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  Cleveland. Not much of a stretch. : Fyunch Click
  • ouch. Though if LeBron was a playable class then it might rock. dual weild BBalls of Chaos +5 undead da : ezanga
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  Poughkeepsie : digitalburro
  • So close to posting this vs Cleveland. : Fyunch Click
• Let them finish the first one and at least one expansion first.. Otherwise, I vote Tokyo.. because I'... : ]aratex[
• I would say Hellgate Los Angeles but that would be redunant. : baron calamity
• lets just get a chance to play the first one ffs : Patch-e
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  definately Tokyo.. so we can save asian schoolgirls.. : g0nk
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    You want to BE an asian school girl. Come on, admit it. : baron calamity
    • kekekekeke!! : g0nk
    • At least let there be no tentacles : Totenjaeger
    • Hellgate Hell : Kenshin_
• Anacostia : shitkatapult
• Malibu : ariakaz
• Sydney !! : CoRDS
• Princeton! Introducting new classes "Physicist" and "Rich Guy" : flox
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  Amsterdam : Lightzout
  • Amsterdam* : aeg1x
• I'm going to hell for this but... Beirut! : nephilem
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  Hellgate: Vatican City - This time, it's personal!! : d fluke
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    yeah I could see Hellgate: Rome : NodTerrorist
    • Rome would definitely fit the bill. that and Paris : RikiTiki2
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  Hellgate: Yelloknife : kbnerd
  • actually i change my answer to Hellgate: Gun Barrel City, TX it's a real place and it does exist. : kbnerd
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  I'm split between either Hellgate Las Vegas or Dallas? : bitter ego
  • Ooo, I like the thought of Hellgate Vegas. : essdub
• Hellgate Tallinn : Skoal^Fyfan
• Hellgate: Jerusalem wait, wait, already being done . . . . : ezanga
• Hellgate Tristram : knepus
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  HellGate New Orleans Watch out for the Zombie refugees and the elderly who were killed int he hospital... : pimpium
  • Hellgate: Chocolate City : retardhumper
  • I'd be more afraid of the Raoul Duke boss character. : freshyk
• Hellgate: Sunnydale, CA. : Fyunch Click
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  Hellgate 90210 : edgewise
  • I agree with this man : spiffymc
• I don't think a more modern city would work as well. They're layed out too regularly. Part of the reaso... : Arcanum
• Hellgate San Andreas : notd665
• Hellgate Bellevue : -efx-
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  Hellgate: San Francisco : Totenjaeger
  • Cocksuckah! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• RED NECK RAMPAGE : deep gray
• Hellgate Goats........ : Spoetzl
• World of Hellgate ^^ : dodob
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  Smellgate: some goats balls 2 : gegtik
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    mells great: my balls (I put baby lotion on them) : gegtik
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      do random girls just completely loose control and lick your balls in the street? : spdon
      • lose :( : spdon
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        if they have loose control they use 2 fingers to "tighten da pussay" if you know what i mean ;) ;) ps ... : gegtik
        • well you dont wont any extra lube if that shit is already loose. : spdon
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  Paris: On the basis that you need stuff underground for "dungeons" (which was one reason why they chose L... : GilesH
  • Hellgate: Paris, Texas : stgulik
• Hellgate: Moscow Stalin's back, and he's pissed. : SixDemonBag
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  Hellgate Shacknews. You are forced to wade through the forces of stupid and the ridiculous. : Moonbase Commander
  • So it'd basically be the same as always? : notd665
• Hellgate: Orgrimmar : spectr3
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  Hellgate: Mars Think about it, the forces of Hell getting set lose on a Mars research facility or some... : spl
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    ^^^ So original. This gets my vote. : essdub
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      Actually that mirrors Doom3's plot pretty accurately.. you should think before you post. : gegtik
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        Failed to get the joke. : NFXFSX
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          lmao.. you forgot the "-->" : gegtik
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            no no no, the joke = http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12527248 : NFXFSX
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              you dont understand a damn thing about comedy : gegtik
              • :( : NFXFSX
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          when will people learn... gorilla : edgewise
          • Truly a hero: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8036540 : Mr.Fusion
        • gegtik'd : rasputinreborn
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    Preview of the game: http://www.mariah-boats.com/images/pitchblack_000.jpg : Vic Viper
    • Nah, that's the sequel to the Riddick game. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  90210 : wunderbred
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    ^^Winner (as long as you get to kill manface Tori Spelling). : Faluzure
    • Yes, her giant disembodied horse-faced head. : Simulacrum
• Hellgate: Maybury : Nullzero
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  Hellgate: Moscow : PlanetPerfecto
  • they just need more games that take place in Moscow, period! : NeoMoose
• Hellgate: Hoboken : Simulacrum
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  Hellgate: Silent Hill : silent prophet
  • Hellgate: Lebanon : Grim_Grom
  • * H E A D A S P L O D E * : kenmis
• Wollongong. I could be the final boss : TastyWheat
• Hellgate: London 2 : thecray
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  Hellgate: Arrakis 0_o : stygian_whisper
  • that would be Hellgate: Arrakeen Carthag also would work dune nerd, sorry : stgulik