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• Cues up an odd flame about grit, orange and lanterns : Jonathan
• O WWW N E D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEYATCH : geedeck
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  One of the best exchanges I've had: ¡Hola y recepción al territorio de Catchphrase! Per... : digitalburro
  • Oh digitalburro, you never learn. : filtersweep
  • my guess on that is Ajax, but i'm sure i'm wrong : sigpro
  • That's good :D : askedrelic
  • lacker's the only spanish speaking mod i think... : nyranger66
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    Did you just link to a nuked post? : Degenerate
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      you have 20 seconds to comply ... : Downforce
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        ohshi : digitalburro
        • Ahahaha. Tooooo funny. : Moonbase Commander
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    .... did you just link to a nuked post? : Jonathan
    • YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH : digitalburro : Vic Viper
  • lol @ mods : Magus
  • rofl : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Nuke: You have been banned for the period of: Permanently Reply: OMFG....you guys are such pussies. Y : haiku
  • So how is SMASHTVILLE these days? : filtersweep
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    Did you unban the "get fucked" guy? : Boxelder
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      No, he has his own site. : haiku
      • Ahahahahahaha, get those pictures ready. : filtersweep
      • * S K O L D ' D ? * : magicnumbers
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    Ahahaha, 7 month "drunk tank ban". : bitter ego
    • It must've been pretty bad, whatever he did. : Arcanum
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    my last nuke was from you and i'm still sorry for hurting your soul. : dahanese
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      haha oh god what did I write : haiku
      • here we go: Note: Ok seriously don't post things like this. They don't start interesting threads T... : dahanese
  • I think calling someone pathetic via personal message on an internet gaming message board is the height o... : -Panther-
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  I think I've only ever gotten 1 nuke (that wasn't a misreply).. and it was for helping someone turn off o... : Omning
  • I usually get nuked for being too random. It's been awhile so maybe I've learned - but more likely I've ... : tacocat
  • I got nuked a couple of times ;) I called Crummy a fag once, and then Alex called me a pussy and got bann... : TotalFusionOne
• Damit, I dont have any interesting nukes except maybe this You have been banned for the period of: Per : askedrelic
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  I got nuked for talking about letting loose a massive fart at work and how good it felt. hmm will I get b : voodooraze
  • I hope not that's pretty damn funny. I think I got a ban once for asking the Shack what everyone was eat... : bitter ego
  • I got nuked for talking about a poo. : baronzemo78
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  Can I post the ones I get? The best part is bolded. And remember while you're reading this, this sm was i : -Panther-
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    This is from a mod?? : haiku
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      haha, no no, one of the shack politic regulars. I was expanding on the original theme of the thread by de... : -Panther-
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        ohhh ok because for a minute I was like "lol geedeck" : haiku
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          no, but to add some much needed geedeck abuse to this thread: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=981311 : -Panther-
          • One time I called someone a name and geedeck told me I needed to learn how to communicate. :( geedeck ... : filtersweep
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    I haven't gotten a shackmsg burn in a while. I did get one from a mod a loooong time ago, though! (to b... : filtersweep
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      I love sm flames but I secretly feel bad when anyone takes anything that's ever been said on the internet... : -Panther-
      • I just laugh and try to provoke them further via shackmsg. : filtersweep
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  Duke Nuked Wrote: ------- You have been banned for the period of: 1 Week Reason: You stated your opi : Ajax
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    ^^The moral of this story: Check your filters. : Ajax
    • el oh el! : -Panther-
    • More like quit siding with censorship and propaganda Kim Jong Iljax. : filtersweep
  • Steve Gibson has been contacted. : haiku
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    DO NOT GET SAT ON : Degenerate
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      we should dig up that whole thread of messages. : edgewise
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        I cant remember who it was :( : Degenerate
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          nirv. I searched the modboard and only came up with a later message he wrote, not the original one. : edgewise
          • quit holding out on us. : filtersweep
  • filter'd : nacatamale
  • If you read the reply in a Stewie accent, it makes it more better. : Vic Viper
  • This oppression will not stand! I've contacted the dictator! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I found some of my nukes funny. Congratulations on being able to count.]i" And Seriously man, no one c : Magus
  • I also loved this response (not a nuke): http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9865184 : Magus
• i can't find it :( but it was sent to edgewise and UMAX and the guy was later banned . . . it was pure c... : jedi_27
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  A post of yours has been nuked because it violates our posting rules. The post: http://www.shacknews.c... : nyranger66
  • Yeah, dognose has some weird rules late at night :( : nyranger66
  • wait, what? : matrix
  • the gaping anus at the bottom is classic. : -Panther-
  • Haha, reading your actual post after reading the nuke message makes that one hilarious. : Zero|DPX
  • lol asian losers : askedrelic
• I used to have a whole collection of Duke Nuked notices, I had a special folder for em. Infact one have d... : Str8Dog
• FIRST POST! bitches : ezanga
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  Here's mine: http://lunatic_angelic.shackspace.com/Oh%20Shi.jpg : Lunatic Angelic
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    Man, remember when permanent meant permanent? the mods have gotten soft under the new regime. Bring back ... : -Panther-
    • I was never actually banned, that was just a sabre rattle. : Lunatic Angelic
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  My favorite nuke message: Note: Dude, seriously. While I'm certain that this is quite compelling to yo : paulatreus
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    was that me? : thekidd
    • no : paulatreus
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    what's the Rosewood Rule? : digitalburro
    • No poop talk : rosewood
• A post of you has been nuked because it violates our posting rules. The post: http://www.shacknews.com... : TroZ
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  A post of yours has been nuked because it violates our posting rules. The post: http://www.shacknews.c... : mikecyb
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    HAHA ME TOO!! A post of yours has been nuked. 2003-05-02 14:44:52 A post of you has been nuked be... : digitalburro
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      funny thing is I have seen people post that same joke I posted since and not get nuked... I guess the sha... : mikecyb
      • I mean aught :( : mikecyb
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    was that from me : multisync
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      you nuked somebody beside draconic? : Degenerate
      • i feel cheated on. : draconic
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      dude I removed your name to protect the innocent : mikecyb
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        like i have any fucking shame, post away : multisync
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          that's the only time you nuked me though :( my greatest nuke was the time I posted that picture of the... : mikecyb
          • Shit. I forgot that shackmsgs got lost in the crash. I though I deleted all my good nuke messaages. :( : filtersweep
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  gf sent me this: People are too serious. It's not like I had invested anything in the Shack. ... : thief
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    Electric Bills are generally not done the way people think they are. What they do it guess how much elec... : amrbean
    • That's a pretty hardcore misreply. : land
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  you fucking amateurs : gegtik
  • seriously. my last nuke had a whole paragraph telling me how fucking sick and fucked up i was. like, he s... : [fry]
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  you guys have nothing on me: http://www.drac.org/wp-content/ban.jpg http://www.drac.org/wp-content/lo... : draconic
  • ah....I miss party Msync. I wish he'd never left town and been replaced by WoW Msync :( : digitalburro
  • they're.....beautiful. : thekidd
  • oh my god laughing so hard I'm crying, hahaha : MisterPhoton
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    Damn, did you jerk off into multisync's cornflakes or something? : Arcanum
    • every day. he calls it seasoning. : draconic
  • Those really bring a song to my heart. : tomservo
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  Wow. The nuke messages I used to send were like 10x more entertaining than the snorefests that I occasion : Ajax
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    i vote for overtoke. funniest retard ever. : [fry]
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      oh yes please. He was entertainingly insane. : DapperDan
      • He still is. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. : Helter Skelter
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    either than or you need a banclown to practice on : digitalburro
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12405833 : Ajax
      • think of him as a "slumpbuster" but for banning : digitalburro
  • bring back davecrazy! : jedi_27
• I laughed at this one I got: A post of yours has been nuked because it violates our posting rules. ... : Phil
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  i got banned for making fun of obese females. i'm sorry :( : reverend~heresy
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    fat bitches are in the same category as fat fucks and guys without belts. : askedrelic
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      Guys without belts? : Fred Garvin
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        dudes who dont wear belts. : bradsh
        • So, if you don't wear a belt you are a heathen? : Fred Garvin
    • Here's your coke Sir. : Tincan
• I had maybe three nukes with my old account. this one though only ever received one (not counting a doubl... : AbortedFetusChristi
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  I got nuked for a shackmessage once, does that make me special? : Foxhawk
  • errrr banned : Foxhawk
• After posting Wife picts/story, some asshat had to insult! I'm sure this person will be very nice to m... : mace
• A post of you has been nuked because it violates our posting rules. The post: http://www.shacknews.com... : davislovestacobell
• I'm waiting for this thread to implode because a mod decided to nuke+ban people for posting links to nuke... : walker270
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  This thread is like one of those Follow Instructions Tests you used to get in grade school where it had t... : Rauol Duke
  • I just wanted to fit in :( : mikecyb
• before the great crash, i had a folder full of all of my nukes/bans and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM was save... : virus
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  A post of yours has been nuked because it violates our posting rules. The post: http://www.shacknews.c... : buzzbat
  • i forgot to take out the name... lets all be pissy at him for 30 minute banning me! : buzzbat
• http://www.redhavana.net/files/banmessage.jpg : cpt_gloval
• Roger roger, over under. : grover69
• The best is when I get shackmsgs from people asking to be unbanned or to find out why they were nuked, et... : rosewood

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  This feels like a post worthy of a bump. I'm guessing pictures are still uploading? :) Found a few hal... : SilverSnake
  • My ears are Dumbo huge, never realized that. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Yeah, I think everything is there now. : melancoholicz
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  some of the pictures do not work : Patch-e
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    Oh... which ones? I can re-upload them. : melancoholicz
    • quite a few actually, a few only load halfway too. first one I noticed was 4th one down also, where : Patch-e
• That is quite the bill. : Moonbase Commander
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  MY REPUTATION: RUINED Ohhh noes! : Normality
  • actually, that's pretty cool : AbortedFetusChristi
  • That picture of you with a couple of neon sticks into your ass nose is pretty cool, though ! : melancoholicz
  • I'm sure it could have been far, far worse. : Zips
• heh http://www.frozzen.org/quakecon05/images/img_0219.jpg : Patch-e
• if/when i ever meet mr.sleepy, i am going to have to put him in the rack. *shrug* : virus
• Holy hell-cakes! : Rice-Rocketeer
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  http://www.frozzen.org/quakecon05/images/img_0188.jpg ^^ angry black man stereotype : -Panther-
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    Ajax and Edlin are my favorite. : graceofdragons
    • it's frightening how much edlin looks like my GF.. : g0nk
  • Where's the briefcase with the 6-6-6 combo? : Vic Viper
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    More like: http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/5188/pimp1jw.jpg : paulatreus
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      No love for Pimp Ajax, huh? :( : paulatreus
      • he was pimp BEFORE the photoshop. : drucifer
    • the funny thing is that i actually own that hat. : kbnerd
  • That pink top really confuses me. It's like got a little mini jumper over it or is that part of the to... : nudel
• eita : zehh
• It wouldn't be a Quakecon without pics of fatbeaner humping a poor victim. : Vic Viper
• Looks like sleepy was gettin' a lil' sumpin' sumpin' : Fred Garvin
• Wow cool I'm actually in a few pics. Ahh memories. : Plapper
• oh hey, there I am. : hirez
• i look seriously out of it in that picture of me. : kbnerd
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  i have no idea who is who :( big black guys are scary. : reverend~heresy
  • its suge knight : sexninja!!!!
  • there are only 1 or 2 people in those pics that i can't name. i feel special! : kbnerd
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    It's genjuro in all those pictures. : Dante
    • LOL @ jedi_27 : kbnerd
• Oh god i want some fogo de chao so bad right now why did you have to post that????? :( : sexninja!!!!
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  Hey look I look like a huge nerd! : omnova
  • you are a huge nerd giraffe boy. : kbnerd
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  Broadband is expensive, but you'll go to a restaurant and rack up a bill like that? : famine101
  • I've done it, many times, and far worse - sometimes fun can get expensive, no crime has been committed he... : newek

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• Because plastic windows are cool. : devi| dog
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  you got it all wrong if you are buying a car for horsepower : Patch-e
  • agreed : cpt_gloval
• Vette is only 8cyl btw. : zyklonbee
• Because it's a mother fucking Dodge Viper. : bobo_the_clown
• only 505hp? : riptyde
• Well, the Ferrari was turbocharged, and many people prefer the instant throttle response of normally-aspi... : afty
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  My boss has the new Corvette. The whole "500" horsepower thing isn't exactly true, for a car to be street... : InfoBiter
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    and yes it's a Z06, $82k car after GPS and shizz (he got a good deal too). : InfoBiter
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      for 82k, no he didn't get a "good deal". he paid a large dealer markup : digitalburro
      • On top of paying thousands for high profit addons and gadgets no doubt. : DinK
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    Why would the government care how much HP a car is pushing out? I'm not buying the street legal bit at a... : matrix
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      yeah, I've certainly never heard of that. Don't exotics legally get sold here? : DinK
      • Of course they do. It's all about emissions. If you can make a 2000hp motor emissions legal you can sell ... : basketofkittens
  • So Carmack's modified 1000 HP Testarossa wasn't street legal? : LeapingFool
  • huh? what makes it not legal is emissions. there are LOTS of Supras with well over that amount that are p... : Downforce
• because the viper kicks ass. it is gratuitous by nature. who the fuck wants a smooth, refined driving mac... : bradsh
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  My car is 500cc (8.2L?) and i believe sub 200hp : UberChrist
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    500cc is 0.5L. And your car has to have more displacement than that. : riptyde
    • meant 500 cubic inch damnit... or what the fuck ever a '76 eldorado has...fuck : UberChrist
  • lol your car is a lawnmower : Degenerate
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  I swear, I do not understand Canadians who think hp/liter is some kind of performance metric. Seriously,... : DinK
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    haha, owned. : orgcaptainnemo
    • Well, I certainly appreciate engine technology and I have no real problem with small high revving engine... : DinK
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    Plus the Z06 did the 3rd or so fastest lap of any production car on the nurburgring, not just a fast stra... : sanchez
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      Top Gear also took it from 0 to like 155mph in 5th gear, THE WHOLE WAY. Started it in 5th gear, left it ... : blank
      • ha, that's awesome! : -Panther-
    • Yeah, it gets grouped in with the typical "omg american cars only go fast in a straight line there's no r... : riptyde
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      Yeap, it's a real poor man's supercar. It sounds to me like all you lose is some of the luxury you'd get... : DinK
      • The thing is though, the new Z06 is pretty much a racecar. It's not comfortable at legal speeds and just ... : basketofkittens
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  torque, and turbo lag. That's why. : Zero|DPX
  • turbo lag is all but eliminated. bad answer. americans and torque and burnouts, that's the real answer. ... : Downforce
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    turbo lag was a thing of the '80s. here's a stock SRT-4 dyno chart. http://www.atpturbo.com/root/monsterm... : cpt_gloval
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      also, it should be noted that turbo lag is not a thing of the 80's if Top Gear is anything to judge by. i... : kbnerd
      • they nitpick stupid little shit on that show. OH NOES THE C6 HAS PLASTIC BUMPERS! : cpt_gloval
    • Then my brother's A4 (1.8T) from... '98 I think, was an anomaly because that thing lagged like a bitch. : -Panther-
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      Turbo lag has nothing to do with the torque curve. It's a transient thing where at any RPM the torque on... : DinK
      • ah i guess i was thinking of threshold : cpt_gloval
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      In the defense of turbo lag ( :P ), I will say this: turbo motors generally make alot of torque, the turb... : basketofkittens
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        Of course it is alive on that one! That thing must have a monster turbo to push that kind of boost and p... : khaosman
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          YES. VATN (variable area turbine nozzle) turbo's FTW. You don't need a wastegate with them because the... : basketofkittens
          • So no turkeys?! Awesome! : khaosman
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        got pics of that sexy swedish beast? : cpt_gloval
        • Eh.. I really hesitate to show you that car. Sure, it makes gobs of power, but it's really a crappy examp... : basketofkittens
      • with an oversize turbo, it's EASY to force a "lag" condition. : Downforce
      • you can't see turbo lag on a dyno plot. what you have there is an insane torque curve. The boost is set... : DinK
• because it feels different driving a bigger engine with the same amount of performance. its in the rumble... : podizzle
• torque, turbolag, and.... a fraction of the cost? : tomatoactivator
• Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races. : Saman
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  i think what he means is, you have a huge 8.3L engine at 505 hp? meanwhile bmw has a 4.x liter engin... : FrayLo
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    well, like everybody was saying before, bigger engines produce more torque at a lower rpm, which gives th... : Mr.SEX
    • Can put a 6000$ supercharger on vettes and get like 800+ hp, I'm debating this but the cars allready fast... : kelerian
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    Basically, money. It costs money to design engine technology, and it costs money to build parts to stric... : DinK
    • makes sense to me, thanks : FrayLo
  • I have a 1.6 liter engine that does 207 HP : bolus
• Someone page digitalburro. : Magus
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  if the Z06 had, say, a 4L DOHC variable cam V8, you'd have a huge engine with lots of little parts. OHC e... : cpt_gloval
  • i'm mentally disorganized "ohvs are cheaper than a similar OHC design from both the assembly and maint... : cpt_gloval
• ^^^ thanks guys I know next to shit about engines, and FrayLo hit it spot on about what I meant. I didn't... : evil-cow

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  haha, the previews of this season look so good!! can't wait : digitalburro
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    I know. When theyre making the jihad video is gonna be gold : Degenerate
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      The 'nam scene at the Strip club, Dee shaving, the "gay for god" scene, boning your sister @ the restaura... : digitalburro
      • I gotta know whats up with Dee shaving clip. And yeah I'm scared Devito is gonna try and take up too m... : Degenerate
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  You're one TV watching mother fucker : genjuro
  • not really. Theres only a couple shows that I watch regularly. Unlike you who has to have six TVs going a... : Degenerate
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12400296 : filtersweep
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      I'm not sure. I think there was labeled "alcohol-free malt bevarage". All I know is that it is delicious ... : genjuro
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        Is is soda or what? : filtersweep
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          Probably. : genjuro
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            You're not being much help here. : filtersweep
            • does he ever reallly help that much? : sigpro
            • "Malt Bevarage" is what it was called. Can't really think of much else. Some other brands (Vita Malt) ar... : genjuro
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  I should record that, I forgot we get FX now. : SiW73
  • you better! : Degenerate
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  Why didn't FX just pick up Arresessted Development? : RyDogg1
  • because AD cost a ton more to make than Sunny does I'd guess. Not to mention that so much of FX's budget... : digitalburro
  • Couldn't afford to pay Judge Reinhold's salary : genjuro
• Can't wait. Fucking great show. : Carnivac
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  oh look, now everybody is all about this show! i was raving about it when it was on and got ignored :( : lakren
  • nobody likes a whiner! : Degenerate
  • poor baby. : king_darius
• GO GO GADGET TIVO : Deathlove
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  can't wait! can't wait! : king_darius
  • hi Pablo! : Degenerate
• I loved the first season of this... It sucks they didn't bring back Starved, cause that show was really f... : voodooraze
• I feel old when I watch this. I think "do they have to be so raunchy?" and then I laugh anyway. : tree8
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  BUMP! : Degenerate
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    Degenerate have you ever heard Shark Niggas (Biters)? I think it applies to this post : genjuro
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      whateva how you gonna take it man, fuck it : qwpeoriu
      • This shark mother fucker is biting my lines, kwippy oreo. They hear you say some shit then they come wit... : genjuro
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      what chu talkin bout genjuro : Degenerate
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        he's saying the only interesting thing he has to say is hyping up tv shows, and now you're stealing that ... : qwpeoriu
        • oic. If I really wanted to bite his shit I would accuse everyone of stealing my jokes. : Degenerate
      • Stop stealing my schtick old man : genjuro
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        Holy shit is that a Different Strokes reference? This is the kind of shit I expect from FormerHPB. Com... : genjuro
        • and it only took you five minutes to catch it. All that peanut butter has jammed your brain. : Degenerate
        • P.S. Thanks for keeping this bumped : Degenerate

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  hay guys i have sex : cpt_gloval
  • <grandpa simpson> I USED TO HAVE SEEEEEEEXXXX! : reverend~heresy
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    I dunno know about you, but I find sex to be an interesting topic. Stop with the stupid "hey guys I had s : datoo
    • i am not wanting : cpt_gloval
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      I just read two of your posts. You're a neat lil fella. You'll go far here. : Rauol Duke
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        I love you too, mr. duke. : datoo
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          you still have some work to do. we were looking for "fuck you old man." Also acceptable would have been... : Omning
          • Like this: lol Florida : Rauol Duke
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            Well of course, by "I love you", I meant "I hope you get penetrated anally by a rhinocerous." : datoo
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              And by neat I meant, "I hope you can fit the whole barrel in your mouth". KISSES XOXOXOX : Rauol Duke
              • cripple fight!!! : -Panther-
              • I won't let you have the last reply in this subthread despite having nothing clever to say. : datoo
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  someone here almost broke his cock.... : drucifer
  • this is the first thing I thought of : opengl128
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  paging SatansFist : hirez
  • I was wondering how long it would take to be summoned into this thread. Just so you all know (if you d... : SatansFist
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  Thats why its usually a good idea to wait until you have healed before you have sex. : suicidemachine
  • but what about sexual healing!? ain't that the whole point of playing doctor? : Ziz
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  Date guys with smaller dicks. : jessipoo
  • ^^^^ IAWTP : 69shots
  • Zingah! Well played, my friend. : grover69
  • it's good! : ermac
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    You know, I come to you guys with a serious issue, because I can't really go up to my co-workers and be l... : not work safe
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      and you don't want them to know you're gay. : thekidd
      • ...or doesn't he??! : drucifer
    • Was that your hand on my ass? : grover69
    • no joke taking lately, he... : lonestar3
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    yeah this'll probably help with his dental problems too. : thekidd
    • edgewise will lose out on some work, though. : Pacalon
  • actually made me lol : papaskot
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  This reminds me of "An Evening With Kevin Smith" about how he met his wife. Anyone who's seen it knows wh... : basketofkittens
  • "It was like battery acid" Just thinking about that makes me hurt :( : joe.gonzalez
• ex still living with you? : Omning
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  I've never gotten hurt, but I've never had really rough sex either. : datoo
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    I don't have rough sex though. I guess just sex when I'm injured too much =( please nuke my thread. : not work safe
    • Oh, I read it like you got a broken rib from sex. I guess you're just a wuss. : datoo
• About 2 months ago I was hanging out with a bunch of friends at school in the front yard, they would pull... : pres589
• Go watch Chasing Amy : theamazingrand0
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  So your Ferrari got a flat? :( : tacocat
  • I got a flat in my Ferrari when I was going to the store to get some magnum condoms to fuck my super mode... : deeveee
  • My golden blimp is low on air and I cant fly over Europe tonight. : bozer
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  I've gotten a bloody nose 3 times from either a shoulder or head smacking my face, a twisted ankle, and I... : chodog
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    I got a bloody nose from a headbutt too during sex. : not work safe
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      Yeah I've gotten a bloody nose, but I wouldn't count that as an injury. : datoo
      • I would. It hurt, a lot. It was a freakin headbutt straight to the nose at full "holy shit" speed. : not work safe
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    Sometimes I cry during sex, but not because it's rough. : tomservo
    • sometimes I cry when I masterbate... then I need two tissues. : drucifer
    • Was she reading you passages from Sweet Valley High? : p4ck3tloss
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosebleed#Nosebleeds_in_fiction : tacocat
• did you bleed on her when your stitches split? I think I have a new fetish. : p4ck3tloss
• nothing aside from bruises, scrapes, rug burn, and bite wounds. I've never had a hickey, but I've had ... : Supine
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  I broke my toe (stress fracture) while doing a 69 while drunk, she was short so I was havin to torque my ... : judge
  • That's a hilarious mental image : datoo
• i once dated a girl with braces. her mouth felt good, her steel did not. : reverend~heresy
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  * W O R L D A C C O R D I N G T O G A R P ' D * : Fred Garvin
  • Look daddy! My eye is a snowglobe!!!! : Rauol Duke
  • my crotch hurts now. thx garvin. : p4ck3tloss
• the crying game'd? : drucifer
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  Yes, BADLY. One time I tried knockin boots in a 2 person kayak. Not only did we flip the fucking thing... : kainen1
  • I wouldn't be ashamed to go that way. : Tincan
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    How the hell do you fuck on something that small and unsteady? : dirtboxer
    • Its not the size that counts :( : Tincan
    • That's exactly what she said... zing... : Moonbase Commander
    • That's the point. Don't get horny on one of those things. : kainen1
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  On that note, the GF and I tried roleplaying yesterday. It was really weird at first, but then it was ... : lookitzpancakes
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    yes, you will. because it's great. : Supine
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      she made him be the girl : drucifer
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        Actually, we were two friends that were just going to sleep and then got into sexual experimentation. It ... : lookitzpancakes
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          You mean you weren't an orc and she wasn't a gnome? :( : dirtboxer
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            I'm calling her RIGHT NOW. : lookitzpancakes
            • pics+divx of her doing /dance plz : dirtboxer
• pasting this from a post i made on some other site we shall not mention a few days ago: : [fry]
• A few years ago my gf and I got on this kick where we liked to have sex in different areas of the house. ... : jahulio2
• nope but ive done some damage to another and no matter how accidental screams of pain always make me :( a... : mega man

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  i hate teasers, what the fuck is the point they dont actually show anything : hobosapien
  • hence teaser moniker. : kevp
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    Well they make sense when they're used to let movie audiences aware of upcoming releases. It's only becau... : flooq
    • -let +make, I can't even write a sentence without being distracted today :( : flooq
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  I was like FUCK YES!!, then I saw it was a Michael Bay film and that turned to "aww shit" real fast. : TaXXuS
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    Totally. The trailer will probably be better than the movie :) : FushigiDenki
    • i know transformers is an epic tale of love, war , etc .. but wtf are you guys expecting? michael bay wil... : lodit
• Damn. Beat me by mere seconds. :P : mrsnoogles
• My underoos have reach critical mass. : Saman
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  That was an awesome teaser, regardless if it's Michael Bay. The movie can't be total shit if Spielbergo ... : Vic Viper
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    Wow, Paramount jumped on that quick. :( : Vic Viper
    • please tell me someone has another link : lodit
• omg beautiful : askedrelic
• well now that should be sweet : podizzle
• Here is bumblebee http://fileanchor.com/38969.jpg : broly1718
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  I hope it uses the original theme song. : SockMonkeh
  • same here. and awesome transform sounds. :D : Downforce
• Looks ok but a bit too much like War of the World featuring Bumblebee : Jonathan
• cup: filled. : virus
• OMG no, it's gone :( : eiopa
• damn already gone =( : lodit
• This video has been removed by the user. :( : nomaad
• What! Damn it, fuck, it's blocked at work and now it's gone! NO! : classicfork
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  I google video'd it.. hop on before it's gone as well... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=69368... : kgargonmagrix79
  • What hell is this? It's just a bunch of morons jumping around with cardboard faces!!?!??! : classicfork
  • die in a fire =( : lodit
  • I read the comments and still clicked the link. Something is wrong with me... : Moonbase Commander
  • haha, what a dick move on your part. : rasputinreborn
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  Someone may have the flv file saved. : Omning
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    i really hope so haha : lodit
    • no one understands what I mean :( oh well. : Omning
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  They better get the original voice actors from the series for at least Optimus and Megatron. : Prozium
  • One of the guys that does voiceovers in movie trailers was the voice of Optimus on the series. : Vic Viper
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  I still have the Youtube page loaded, how do I save the FLV? I can send it to someone for shackspacing if... : rudds
  • Videodownloader works, although it would only link you to the actual FLV to download which is gone now. : Lunatic Angelic
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    http://keepvid.com http://javimoya.com/blog/youtube_en.php : SlamDunk
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      blah... type about:cache in path box > "list disk cache" > ctrl+f > copy/paste the video code from the yo... : SlamDunk
      • I do have it in FF, but I don't think I'm doing this right? I did save as on the URL from the YouTube pag... : rudds
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  I got the .flv file saved - ok to post link or no? : sigpro
  • Sounds like they have a gag on it until they officially release the teaser. I would say no and save your... : Vic Viper
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    how can you play it outside of youtube? : lodit
    • http://www.martijndevisser.com/blog/article/flv-player-updated : themelon
    • http://www.digitalgroover.com/flvplayer/ : InfoBiter
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      vlc on a mac played it for me : sigpro
      • wow.. that is a good teaser hahaa : lodit
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  http://youtube-277.vo.llnwd.net/d1/02/F5/Y-uKst1Hd9c.flv : stgdz
  • youtube - owned : fookilla
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  Thanks to the Shack, I have witnessed this awesomeness. Now THAT is a fucking teaser trailer!!!!!!!!!!... : Downforce
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    OMG BUT MICHAEL BAY CAN"T DO COOL ACTION SCENES : lodit
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      Thats about all I though he could do. : pigvomit
      • Same. I watch Bay's movies only because of the over-the-top action. : shyguy74
    • ahh yes he can, it's the rest of the movie he can't do : red2lucas
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  UPDATE The high quality trailer is now online at the official site!!! http://www.transformersmovie.... : Prozium
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    this is what people have wood over? bleh : mikecyb
    • yeah i don't get it . . . i am excited for the idea of them doing a movie . . . but that trailer had zip ... : jedi_27
    • I have to agree. IT DOESN'T SHOW ANYTHING. After the spiderman 3 teaser this is very lame. : shred.
    • Yeah, I don't get it either. That Mars Rover thing was fucking stupid. : freshyk
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    I just get a count down. : cltcprd
    • i wish spiderman showed less that is the point of a teaser : lodit
  • villagers demand mirror :| : Clay
  • all i see is the countdown. direct link? : Korban
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  I'm gonna try to not see any previews/trailers for this movie until it comes out, then just goto the thea... : Magus
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    I can be a spoiler nut like that too with some things I really like, but this teaser has nothing in it. ... : Tincan
    • Well, I've never tried this before, so I'd like to go in never having seen what the effects look like. ... : Magus
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  So the Beagle thing crash-landed and then saw the transformers, which is why they said that it "crashed"?... : sgtsanity
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    What? 1. Rover landed as planned 2. rover crushed by transformer 3. gov't covers it up by saying the : Prozium
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      4. writers shout be shot for dumb ass writing. : g0nk
      • 5. pewpewpew lasers! : tacocat
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      Yes, but there's always a live feed of mission control during HAY STUFF LANDING ON MARS! The rover doesn'... : sgtsanity
      • It was most likely showing video as it was sent from the rover's perspective. : Vic Viper
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  anyone have a link to this still? : Pacalon
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12407195 : p4ck3tloss
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      no trailer, only countdown http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12407644 : Korban
      • low end rip someone posted http://home.insightbb.com/~lotusfilms/tfteaser.avi : smacknca
      • hit refresh. Right below the transformers eye is "WATCH THE EXCLUSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT NOW" and that takes y... : Prozium
• Hours later and I still can't stop shooting ropes of jizz. : Vic Viper
• too much tease and not enough trailer. : red2lucas
• I'm sorry but that was really lame :-/ : land
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  That was rather lame. I'm sorry..but they could have done something more with that. Ah well, it's a te... : K1Bond007
  • I saw the trailer before....on the NASA site :( : Phreakin

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  decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ... : drucifer
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    That sounds a little simplistic, I think you might be missing a step or two : SatansFist
    • :( : drucifer
• Grande Java Chip, Carmel Macchiato, or... the CHANTICO (if they didn't cancel the thing, which was too aw... : Downforce
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  ask for a cup of coffee you'll be laughed outta the place no doubt : Ziz
  • yeah, for a sweet/dessert drink, you certainly would : Downforce
  • nope, ask for a cup of coffee, and then pee all over the counter :P : drucifer
• I always try to say my order in a weird backward-ass way to confuse them "I want a sugarfree, medium,... : bolus
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  Venti Caramel Frappachino (sp?) : virus
  • mmmm... Caramel Frappachino.... : Zhaneel
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  Follow-up question: How do I order a medium-sized soy chai? : SatansFist
  • I would like a medium-size soy chai, please. : grover69
  • small=tall, medium=grande, large=venti : OneLessMoment
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    with your vagina you damned sissy : virus
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      No, the true sissies are the ones who actually know how to order "properly" at a starbucks. And now I'm t... : SatansFist
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        dude, you're ordering a soy drink - thats sissytothemax : virus
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          I guess, but they're good =/ I suppose I could order a non-soy chai? Or is it too late to redeem mysel... : SatansFist
          • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12407389 : virus
          • The correct answer: see if they can slip you a Chantico. Now THAT is your dessert drink. Literally. So... : Downforce
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          So... cream is more masculine? Milkfat = manliness? : datoo
          • yep. same as non-alcoholic beer. come on now. : Downforce
  • "medium soy chai plz" "you mean GRANDE?" "whatever, i only speak english" : cpt_gloval
  • why the fuck would you order that anyway :( ewww : Downforce
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  caramel frappachino ftw! (i had one for breakfast today) : OneLessMoment
  • For some reason I thought that said crapplecino. That would be a taste treat. : grover69
• do you want it to taste like coffee at all? : Omning
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  ELITIST COFFEE FAG ALERT!! : Drewus
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    elitist coffee fags don't go to starbucks : JINKY
    • the super self righeous and doubly in denial ones do : jake2000
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  make sure to ask for a 'medium', don't give in to their new sizes : cygnus
  • new? starbucks has always been the same.. : virus
• "Americano, room for cream" : cpt_gloval
• an iced tall grande venti : Mansmells
• Veni Vidi Vici : drucifer
• Tall pomegranite frap with whipped : essdub