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• Today: You gon' get it! Tomorrow: You gon' get it! : smoking pets
• It Rainin Sideways!! : theamazingrand0
• Everybody looks like ants! : grover69
• Want this dog? : -efx-
• Ahahaha, nice. It Rainin Sideways : loboca
• You want this dog? : riptyde
• It Rainin Sideways! Need a Dashboard widget of this stat. It's awesome! : ovrlrd
• lol, that's cool. Current: It gon Rain! Today: Really Rainin Sideways! Tomorrow: You gon get it! : 69shots
• This is the best weather site I have ever seen! : voodooraze
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  I love when they have this guy on family guy. : eldiablo01
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    They are beating it to death a bit, imo. I honestly wish they'd just left it with the original "it gon' ... : riptyde
    • i agree whole heartedly : sKetchflow
    • I saw a fish! : Ebu
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  I saw a fish! : Afterglow
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    No, I saw a fish! >:( : Ebu
    • 7 minutes, 23 seconds, cocksucker, motherfucker. Not now James, we're busy. : Afterglow
• We gon get it today, it gonna be rainin sideways tomorrow. : Matto357

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  wha? : sKetchflow
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    Cheech Marin guest starred : digitalburro
    • Carlos Mencia, is that you? : genjuro
  • I looked like a cross between wolf boy, a bat, and alien. They called him "Little Cousin". : sharkII
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  Best show ever was the Dukes of Hazzard/Galactica 1980 cross-over : Degenerate
  • Never saw that one... now I have to. : five_percent
  • really! I've got all the galactica 1980 episodes on my tivo. I haven't watched them yet. : Prozium
  • what the shit are you serious? : Omning
  • I remember that. I can't belive the got Johnathan Winters and Uncle Jesse. So dumb. : jackrabbit
• haha I remember that episode, where they rescue that fucker and take him to his ship : judge

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  yeah, like that time they started selling pre-baked bread and I was like wtf, don't they have like their : AbortedFetusChristi
  • Slightly different there, sucko. : riptyde
• http://www.smuckers.com/fg/pds/default.asp?groupid=2&catid=4&prodid=106 : eskimo spy
• hey guys look, an american complaining about convenient consumer products? mind = blown : lightly inclined
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  http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=942 Mayostard : cornchak
  • Mustardayonaise > Mayostard! : eskimo spy
  • haha that's awesome. : riptyde
  • http://www.mayo.com/products_mustard.asp : Dechter
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  Yeah, I would also rather waste my precious fleeting life mixing condiments whose delectable combination ... : Kerath
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    Yeah it takes a long time, I'm fed up with that shit : Chris Remo
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      Indeed. Every minute, every second is that much closer to oblivion, where there is no cream cheese and no : Kerath
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        Holy god you all must be stoned out of your minds : joe.gonzalez
        • Haha, nope. : Kerath
• goobergrape : Slowtreme

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  I thought you meant ja.zz at first :( : thekidd
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    heh, I think we're all ja.zz enthusiasts : jugglinmike
    • GET OUT OF MY HEAD : allowat76
  • same here. we're all ja.zz enthusiasts. : allowat76
• You could listen to some Lionel Hampton. He plays some mean vibes and the stuff is completely awesome. ... : mccreadypj17

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  so you're blaming the intarweb for your squirrel brain frankenstein monster, planter's peanut factory ass... : geedeck
  • I was originally told that a small office's (inside a bigger office) router had a direct connection to th... : rosewood
• Also, if you are deaf, that is fine. I want you to be a member of society and I don't want you to feel a : rosewood
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  Open a socket? : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • then crap in it and bang it against the wall : AbortedFetusChristi
  • A socket just opened up in my brain. : rosewood
• much wisdom here : MoNsTeR
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  elolz you can't recognize Class B addresses : Jumperus
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    I know. I'm like the retarded kid who didn't get division. I'll tell you this much, even when I'm tol... : rosewood
    • * L E A R N E D T H E H A R D W A Y ' D * : Goncyn
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  10.x.x.x 4 lyfe : electroly
  • yep, 10.x.x.x ftw : grindking
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    OMG you have a 10.x.x.x address too?!? : Medster
    • lol, i use 10.x.x.x for my home, and work. : Warlock
  • Thats what I'm saying : rosewood

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• I'm glad they finally got around to this, but I wonder how close it is to implementation. : grizzo
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  $25, damn. : devi| dog
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    sounds right to me. enough to discourage casual server-gallavanting, but still worthwhile to transfer an ... : cpt_gloval
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      Yeah, that's about right really. I was expecting less than the monthly charge, but I can see how that wo... : devi| dog
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        you also have to wait 6 months each time you wish to move a char. : Slowtreme
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          But why charge $25 to discourage lots of server hopping AND implement a cooling off period. Still see... : mancide
          • Seems they dont really want you to transfer and they are making it painfull, but simple. : Slowtreme
          • Sony charged 75$ for this in Everquest. : illwill18
          • Because of farmers. Server hopping to exploit the market would be awesome for farmer corporation with a ... : ant321
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    You should have seen how much EverQuest character transfers cost, and you didn't even get to keep your it... : aggressor
    • Exactly, $25 is a shock. Pleasant, but shocking. : Ebu
• PvP->PvE transfers. Cool. I'd like to move my Warlock to a realm some friends of mine play on. : Arcanum
• sounds reasonable through and through. glad they got that right, although I'm certain it's still going to... : AbortedFetusChristi
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  interesting if true... I really like how PvE can't just level their toon and bring them over to a PvP. : kanix
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    They can't. : moogle
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      Err disregard. I'm stupid today... and most other days : moogle
      • smooth man, smooth. : metralgia
• Maybe I'll transfer to mal and play with shackers, if I reactivate but I hear there are a ton of warriors... : notext
• Damnit, I just know that the servers between which I want to transfer aren't going to be eligible. : Chris Remo
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  I only half read that, but Question: I had an acocunt with a level 60 I gave to a friend. When I want... : invisible_kid
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    no I think that transfer of chars from one account to a diff account will never happen... this is all abo... : eskimo spy
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      It says you can move between accounts, but they have to be accounts with the same subscriber. : Evil Benius
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        what. i did not think that a person could have more than one account. being that you can start chars on a : eskimo spy
        • How could they know though? The guy I gave my first account to had two others, so he has three. I guess... : invisible_kid
        • One person can have more then one account, you can't have more then one person per account. : notext
    • sigh, ok. I guess my baby will remain a dark agent of Aeternus forever, then. : invisible_kid
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  What happens in a transfer if your name is already taken? Do you get to rename it or something? : tedv
  • It says when you first logon to the new server you will be prompted to change the name. : matrix
  • that is covered in the text in the screenshot but yes, you get to rename your character : scent.less

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• I got only 7 right. : thecatinthehat

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  not a one of you who played this? : AbortedFetusChristi
  • I played it, but I don't remember liking it. : freak!

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  QA Monkey. : r3ckless
  • ^^^ This one is the best! : r3ckless
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  QA Engineer, Quality Engineer, : wtf242
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    If you state that you better be a bloody PEng. : Kentor
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      peng? : sharkII
      • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_engineer : Kentor
      • http://www.vgmusic.com/music/other/miscellaneous/arcade/pengo1.mid : drucifer
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  don't say engineer unless you touched code. you're an analyst : Omning
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    What if you wrote code to test the app? QA engineer then, right? : sharkII
    • QA Penilyst : Draugluin
  • How about no one states that they are an engineer unless they're an actual engineer. Touching code does ... : Kentor
  • i cringe when i see computer programmers or people with an mcse calling themselves engineers. : eggnoodles
• QA Officer afaik : exponen7
• Jr. Vice President of Quality Assurance : ChibiJosh
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  make sure to put as many keywords as you can in your resume at least once. so find a way to get all vari... : kainen1
  • I've got the following heading on mine: sex, donkeys, fucking, blow jobs, dick, pussy, anal, porn, por : -Panther-
• Eveyone's an engineer these days. I remember seeing some house frau on Letterman introduce herself as a "... : -Panther-
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  Tester : skynet
  • What this man said, QA Tester. : te[R]ror
• Assistant to the Manager : cpnkegel

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  Why do you people always wanna play when I'm at work?! Argh! : Moonbase Commander
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    On the Moonbase? What do you do in an average day on the moon? : DrZettl
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      I hear there is a big cheese mining operation going on up there : PlanetPerfecto
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        Hrmm.. That must be gouda. : TotalFusionOne
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          I actually typed in gouda at first and changed it to cheese...funny : PlanetPerfecto
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            haha well.. cheese jokes are a bries anyway. : TotalFusionOne
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              hah. you don't know jack about cheese jokes. : mindmann
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                RAWR! RAWR! I'm a scary cheese Muenster! : ChibiJosh
                • this thread is too cheesy, even for me! : drucifer

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  "Spock! How....do....you like....those apples?" "That's rather illogical, Jim. I see no apples." : digitalburro
  • "Applesauce, you Vulcan bitch!" : Deathlove
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  come ON! we all know who should play spock! keanu reeves, duh! *redshirt gets killed* everybody: "OM... : AbortedFetusChristi
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    perfect choice for a character with no emotions : DapperDan
    • that is precisely the point. furthermore he has that elongated elvish face thing going, just add pointy e... : AbortedFetusChristi
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  The entire idea of this is a recipe for failure. People are not going to accept anyone else as Kirk/Spoc... : riptyde
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    http://imdb.com/title/tt0103586/ ? : AbortedFetusChristi
    • I knew someone was going to point this out. But that show had someone playing Indiana Jones in his teens... : riptyde
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    I want to see a new Indiana Jones with out Harrison Ford he's too old to play the part at this point migh... : Yabrodan
    • you know what they should do? trek wars. photon torpedoes vs light sabers. vulcan nerve grip vs force ch... : AbortedFetusChristi
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    I dunno anymore. After reading that JMS idea to reboot the series he made a good point that it could be d : Tincan
    • Also, Olmos >>> Damon : riptyde
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    I agree. The actors on the original star trek BECAME their characters in the world's eyes, in the same wa... : sammyl
    • What's crazy sometimes is when you read about what could have been. They originally wanted Tom Selleck t... : riptyde
• This is genious! : lightly inclined
• This movie reminds me of: http://imdb.com/title/tt0329028/ : Ratsofatsorat

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  You stupid bastard. : Rauol Duke
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    Come play with my balls me : Degenerate
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      Hell the fuck no. >:( : Rauol Duke
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        yer a girl : Degenerate
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          You're fucking troll or a goblin or some such shit. Have fun E-Fishing you dope. : Rauol Duke
          • haha, you sound like some of my friends. plight of the misunderstood mmorpger. : sixfoot6
  • iawtp : Omning
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  im so tempted to. stop me. : emocore
  • don't do it, waste of time, etc : d1sregard
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  join us on Mal'ganis. : creep
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    I almost did but decided to do a normal server since I would probably be soloing a good bit : Degenerate
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      :( you and ajax are the only pinkos that didnt want to join us :( : creep
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        30 minutes till beatdown time!! : genjuro
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          im going out for some birthday dinner ill be back in about 2 hours :( : creep
          • shit : genjuro
      • I'm stuck on tichondrius. :( : skitzo
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        I've already been to Mal;ganis bitch! I'm moving on! : Degenerate
        • you hate freedom >:( : creep
• HAHAHA. ARE YOU RETARDED!!?? I AM NOT USING THE COPY YOU GAVE ME, IT'S THE FUCKING PLAGUE!! : Matto357
• damnit Blizzard. Quit Shacking and fix Uldaman so I can go back to my hunter. I already have a warlock up... : Degenerate
• You little turd, where are you? I'm gonna roll a NElf rogue so I can sodomize you!!!!!!111!! : Kaiser

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• This is how drug companies role. moneymoneymoney MONEEEY welcometoamerica :/ : sKetchflow
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  yes it is in some ways, but if just one person has a bad reaction to that medicine being put into their e... : judge
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    Does that really justify an over 100% (!) inflation in the price per dose? : joe.gonzalez
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      Hey! Those glossy braille ads don't pay for themselves! : ChibiJosh
      • not to mention the dinners/pens/mirrors/clipboards/hats/"conferences"/etc. that reps buy for the doctors : sKetchflow
• that picture freaks me right the fuck out. : Degenerate
• Bring on that thread where we discussed how much better it would be if corporations assumed the role of t... : te[R]ror

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• I used to have a basement apartment with a window into an alley. People would idle in the alley, blowing ... : Kerath
• friggen gas fueled leaf blowers, lawn mowers, and hedge trimmers being used right next to the AC air inta... : eskimo spy
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  complain to someone who can do something about it...we will just make fun of you :( : IcomeINpeace
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    AFAIK, nobody can. :( Hence, I come here to bitch and moan. : Arcanum
    • heh there is ALWAYS someone..check your local bylaws. : IcomeINpeace
  • If there's any visible liquid on the ground, even a few drops, you can probably call the fire department ... : nakedsavage
  • please go say this in political threads : Degenerate
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  Places still exist that don't have air conditioning? : pyrogen
  • yo! Alaska : sKetchflow
• go light a match by it, problem solved : kelerian

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  I'm retarded... It's a PREY server I'm trying to host here. : spazzium
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    Okay!! :D What time and ip address? : Maddog_Delphi97
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      Make 8:30 PST so I can get home and install and eat dinner by then!!! : classicfork
      • Umm, ok!! Looks like it's 5:10 pm PST right now. http://time.gov/timezone.cgi?Pacific/d/-8/java : Maddog_Delphi97
• where are you located : paravis
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  PREY SHACKERSERVER UP address is 128.210.40.74 password is same as themelon's servers Server names... : spazzium
  • I also have a public server at 128.210.40.73 : spazzium

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• how old is the car? you might have blockage in your oil system. : cpt_gloval
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  There's no way your oil pressure is getting that high, something is amiss. : opengl128
  • maybe theres a banana in his tailpipe : Degenerate

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• Well that's a different perspective... : omnova
• interesting. : thejm4n
• http://digg.com/movies/Hollywood_insider_gives_industry_the_finger... : godwit
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  Hmm... is it legal for a filmmaker to pirate and sell his own movie? : crummynz
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    No : Chris Remo
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      Well, not if somebody else owns the rights to it. : Chris Remo
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        Which is the case for just about every movie, book, album and game. : Kentor
        • Well, the ones that are financed by major labels/publishers/studios, yeah. Not so much with books, tho... : Chris Remo
      • Hmm... and its generally the publisher who gets the rights... right? Its the same case with game devel... : crummynz
  • No. You don't own the rights to something you create when you're working for someone else. Thats why it s... : not work safe
• lol it's so true though : sKetchflow
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  The credits at the end don't say the performer, writer/director, or anyone else involved in this was actu... : Zero|DPX
  • hold on, lemme look up the name of the movie on kazaa : crummynz
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    What do you mean? It's fictional. : Chris Remo
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      What I'm getting at is that the whole point of the movie is that you should take this guy seriously becau... : Zero|DPX
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        there are artists who have expressed a very similar view ... most of the time they are not the copyright ... : Nation
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          well yeah some (most) of them are pissed at the fact that they're not making the big bucks and don't real... : sKetchflow
          • wow I suck at sentence structure. : sKetchflow
• Comment from the director (stolen from digg comments) : As the filmmaker (Nat Segaloff) of "Steal This... : DapperDan
• this issue has a lot of stupid stuff said and done on both sides. I have learned a lot about the enter : Nation

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  Isn't the US migrating fairly quickly to GSM anyway? : Arcanum
  • not from what I've heard. Verizon's CDMA network still has the best coverage in most of the US, and most... : the archvile

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• I can not fucking wait : Degenerate

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  http://shop1.outpost.com/product/4596287 Probably won't find a mo betta deal for 400gb : aggressor
  • excellent, 5 year warranty right? : askedrelic

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• http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/getready/preview.mspx : essdub

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  because it isn't and I hate lying to people :( : Omning
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    liar : OverBurN
    • Sup, 'burn? :( : Optimus Prime
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      are you the guy the nuked options page is named after? : crummynz
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        Yes! : OverBurN
        • lol : Degenerate
  • ^^^^ This man speaks the truth. : broly1718
• I love this show. I'm going home now. : classicfork
• You must be new to the Shack. Hello, and welcome. : sharkII
• Awesome show indeed! : Ravenkettle
• Quality show. Never really got into it consistantly but its always good when I watch it. : spdon
• British people are teh funneh. : woddemandred
• i saw the commercials on tv and they looked so cheesy....but finally checked it out due to shack hype and... : t0ad

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• i want the PA guys' jobs. : cpt_gloval
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  And by booty dancing you don't mean dirtbox plowwing do you? : Phreakin
  • maybe later eh eh *NUDGE* : laurgasms

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  LOL someone at MS is in trouble! : angrytaxman
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    unless you actually read the article :/ : sharkII
    • i read the article, i don't see anything explaining why he has a c:\warez directory : electroly
• lol that's awesome...wonder if he can hook me up with some! :P : classicfork
• I find this funny also: http://msdn.microsoft.com/workshop/author/dhtml/reference/methods/taintenabled.as... : askedrelic

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  look on the Florida DOT website. : kbnerd
  • get out of here with your logic : Degenerate
• you probably have to take the written test for the learners license and then the road test for the actual... : laurgasms

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• I do this even when they're up.. : Omning
• well their is that but now i dont have to flick it over when my boss walks past.... although now that ... : shavenewok
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  My friend had an underground transformer explode about 1/2 block from her office. Knocked out power to se... : ChibiJosh
  • She had it explode? That sounds like it would be a crime. : invisible_kid
  • i'm sure their's more the meets the eye going on there : shavenewok
  • I remember when that happened. Fucking manhole covers went flying didn't they? : not work safe

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• You sound like you're trying to convince yourself of this. : ShekkyBoy

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• i don't know about her "stuff," but i love sarah silverman : ermac
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  Yeah, that's her schtick, like Lisa Lampanelli's schtick is being intentionally over-the-top vulgar. Male... : Bean
  • all that chick talks about is her love of banging black guys : Patch-e
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  welcome to the world of female comedians (some are good though) : klearlyunseen
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    Janeane Garofalo - cute, smart, funny : lightly inclined
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      Um, have you seen her lately? I think she's gone way down hill but thats just me. : grover69
      • Yeah she was funny...like 10 years ago. : wanker67
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  I particularly don't think she is that funny. : L0opet
  • what the cock is that shit? : cornchak
• race is the new slapstick : cpt_gloval
• I thought Jesus Is Magic was pretty funny. : Fred Garvin
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  I can't stand her humor. She is someone less funny than Carrot Top and Carrot Top is the anti-funny. Spec... : baron calamity
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    Every time you make a preference statement I just scratch my head. : Fred Garvin
    • I perfer neither : baron calamity
    • what just happened here. it's cold and lonely. Hellohelloello : p4ck3tloss
• "white guys do this... and black guys do this..." comedians are a dime a dozen these days : RikiTiki2
• I think her delivery is quite unique and Jesus Is Magic made me chuckle, but I don't think she's OMGLOL f... : digitalburro
• there's something about her that I really don't like, and I just can't put my finger on it. wait, ... : busdriver3030
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  you guys believe whatever you want, I really liked http://youtube.com/watch?v=UPiFhjCxXpk&search=silverma... : AbortedFetusChristi
  • this is an insta-classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF81-dHxVwU : eskimo spy
• I laughed at her in The Aristocrats. Never seen her standup but I've seen other stuff where she's been f... : sKetchflow

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• I bet timaste is familiar with it. : sharkII

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• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! : TastyWheat
• Owned. : joe.gonzalez
• ....... Oh Christ : j33uk
• Turn away....turn away...... : fr0x
• this should be a bannable offense : electroly
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  what is it? : ki11_viru5
  • The opposite of this: http://images.google.com/images?q=alizee&hl=en&lr=&rls=SUNA,SUNA:2005-45,SUNA:en&sa : fr0x
• prego sex ftw. : jahulio2
• lol@u http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11737605 : Magus
• ABORT! ABORT! : creep
• OH GOD THERE'S A WHALE ON THE INTERNET oh wait : JINKY
• Dream over : Slowtreme
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  Relax and let's just remember: http://www.supload.com/thumbs/default/alizee-545149.gif : -efx-
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    I loaded this up with Hearts of Men playing the background and it syncs perfectly. Also: Anyone hav... : sKetchflow
    • just search for alizee on you tube, about 123123 videos pop up. : metralgia
• I just died a little. : metralgia
• still hit it : nacatamale
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  isn't that a year or two old now? : RikiTiki2
  • yes, yes it is. : deviantpaul
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  you guys know she had a kid just over a year ago right? : Omning
  • not to worry, she's bounce back, just like Britney did....oh wait : digitalburro
• Well, at least someone gave it to her good and hard. : Visceral Monkey
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  FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! : oneshot
  • yes, that's usually the precursor to pregnancy : Experiment IV
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  is there one in her forehead too? : mega man
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    ahahaha http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11159379 :( : cpt_gloval
    • I have looked at all the pics in that thread, and http://img345.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scarlett0334ka... : bobo_the_clown
• hahahaha, Jesus Christ. wow. : Colleton
• cue price is right losing sound? : delataur
• TMGB!!! (the milk's gone bad) : get_navi

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• wow, that is cool. : ventro
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  Porsche doing 200mph on a highway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv6k-GTQGmw&search=porsche : not work safe
  • the korea got owned : RikiTiki2
• That's so cool. At the 1:05 mark you can even see the green "go" light blinking because the frame rate o... : riptyde