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• pet mongooses? : -Panther-
• Buy a shotgun and bring it with you whenever you go outside! : AlexXdude
• ingest poison - when he bites you, he dies too : ermac
• break its back, make it humble, then fuck its ass. : NeoMoose
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  you were close to killing it before or after you ran for the shovel? : t0ad
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    I was in close proximity. Hit it with the only thing I had available which was a broom. He was pissed off... : DarkFriend
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      You hit a snake with... a broom? ... : -Panther-
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        It was either hitting it with a broom or an umbrella (I was next to the garage). Now that I think about i... : DarkFriend
        • You should have not pissed it off to make it flee, you should have just gone for the shovel :) : -Panther-
        • You should've just gone Super Mario on it and stomped the shit out of it with your boot. : Entity
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        talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight. : Clay
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          or a broom to a shovel fight :D : -Panther-
          • Or a girl to a man's fight. : cerealSAM2
    • Dude. Moccasins are deadly & very aggressive. You're luck he didn't attack you after you wacked him with ... : Colleton
    • And you expected the broom to....what? : Arcanum
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  BB Gun, unless you live in Texas, because if you lived here you'd have already pulled out one of your 12 ... : Bean
  • and then you'd drink its blood to gain its powers. : Bean
  • Here in Indiana, I would have only had a choice of 2 guns to shoot at it with... : theamazingrand0
• Use another snake as a whip. : Entity
• gas + match : g.lee
• Put him on a plane. : cerealSAM2
• Nuke from orbit, it's the only sure way. : Draco
• if you kill it then your house will be overrun by rats :( : mikecyb
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  Violence is not the answer. Try diplomacy. Sanctions might work. : [fry]
  • set up a no-slither zone in your back yard : mikecyb
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  Wear jeans and thick boots. Stop on snake behind its head. Use a hatchet to chop off head. : Visceral Monkey
  • This won't end well. : FlatlineDixay

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• that's one man's garage? sweet tap-dancing christ : -Panther-
• Ooohh snap! : Sylvanus
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  When I saw that first pic I was gonna reply with "what? A guy with 20+ bimmers, he seriously lacks taste.... : SilverSnake
  • Especially the matching cars and the... Enzos :( : Omaha
• :O +envy. : spdon
• I'm jealous. :( : stump
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  We know it's Oregon, we just aren't positive where. If it IS Google founder Larry Page, Google Maps wi : Lunatic Angelic
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    it is Larry Page, apparently: http://www.chicagosvt.com/forums/showpost.php3?p=141375&postcount=41 : cokefiend
    • Yep, I have found the garages on satellite photos. Operation: He Won't Miss a Couple Ferraris and Mayb : Lunatic Angelic
• Isn't that Leno's garage? I've seen an interview of him standing in a place with a similar floor and ceil... : theamazingrand0
• wow. that looks my garage in pgr3 : cokefiend

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• Drink drink drink till your drunk. : askedrelic
• impregnate your girlfriend : podizzle
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  congrats! drink, smoke, fuck : -Panther-
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    more like Fuck, cause Fuck is just nasty.. amirite? : skitzo
    • good call. my mistake. : -Panther-
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      Haha but who? No GF? : Athlon7
      • Chick with low self-esteem at the bar are always my favorite victims. : darktweed
      • If you go to an university, college chick at one of the many parties going on this weekend. : skitzo
      • Are you kidding? You're on a college campus at the end of finals. That's like a week-long mardi gras. : -Panther-
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    Less fucking when you're out of college :( Girls are no where as easy. : godwit
    • Truth. : Serpico74
• let's go get drunk! : Korban
• go get a job (lolol) : sexninja!!!!
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  Welcome to unemployment! Its cold and scary here : ctlaltl33t
  • iawtp : Yabrodan
  • iawtp : nico2
  • Already have a job lined up! : Athlon7

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  Office kitchen: http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnym/88415820/in/set-72057594050569313/ : thaperfectdrug
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    whats the question mark on the floor? An office game? : mankeroo
    • jump to conclusion mat? : manero
    • We made an estimation tool that was a spinner that could point at Q1, Q2, Q3, Q4, or a question mark. Fun... : thaperfectdrug
• Snazzy. I've got a corner office surrounded by printouts of spreadsheets, insurance docs, manuals and oth... : rand04
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  niiice. You should replace those with 1 (or two) 30" ACDs tho. : ventro
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    another guy in our office has one and it has TERRIBLE burn in...they've sent it in twice and it still has... : mankeroo
    • Amazing I had a 23" and it was simly amazing. Never burned. : D45hiz
    • I didn't even know LCDs could burn in. that sucks :( : warpdude
• nice. i have an empty cube. it's empty because i'm stuffed in a project room :( : manero
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  http://img277.imageshack.us/my.php?image=workstation6xx.jpg : spigot
  • Sweet googly moogly. I can almost smell it from here. : thaperfectdrug
  • Dude, you are going to need a HAZMAT team to remove that shit. : Thresher
  • i've totally seen that elsewhere before. : manero
  • Love that curtain : ctlaltl33t
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  I can't, it's top secret :) : ghost hacker
  • Same here.. :( : Omaha
  • same here. : the archvile
  • YEAH ME TOO : feek
• look at you you fancy bastard, walls and a door and everything. >:( : -Panther-
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  dude you have your own OFFICE? hate for you ^ 2 : El Tigre
  • :-( : mankeroo
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  No dual LCD's but this is it http://www.nol.navy.mil/homepages/cvn68/PhotoGallery/Ship%27s%20Galler... : oneshot
  • sweet...i wish i had, had the balls to do that right after college : mankeroo
• Although I Do have this at home: http://www.netzwerkomaha.com/images/dual2005.jpg : Omaha
• http://electroly.com/desk-20060504.jpg : electroly
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  http://www.dclong.net/images/joke.JPG not mine but i did this! : kingfish
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    i really really want one of those chairs : mankeroo
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      what the hell chair is that : t0ad
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        aeron : edgewise
        • negative. : t0ad
• http://bromn.com/cubefarm.jpg : mr brown
• My office: http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/7789/may2blog0029wv.jpg I have a huge cable mess, I should ... : TheMonkeyWench
• http://www.rud12c4dbj.com/office.jpg (Yes, that's a George Bush doll on my desk). : [fry]

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• OK here you go: Show up 2 hours early, and allow 1 hour for "check-in". I don't know what its like in ... : ctlaltl33t
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  your bag will go through the x-ray scan thingy, if they see something on the moniter that they want to se... : evil-cow
  • Which reminds me, make sure you leave your swiss army knife and nose hair trimming scissors @ home (these... : ctlaltl33t
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    I'm coming from nova scotia so the flight will be about an hour and a half I'm told. : n0v4
    • That's nothing dude. It will be over quick thanks to the DS + laptop : ctlaltl33t
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  Thanks for the info. Seems like it'll be ok. : n0v4
  • Make sure to get your laptop out of the bag before you go through the security scanner. Also make sure t... : Chris Remo
• not sure what your laptop is like but I've always had problems trying to watch movies on laptops on plane... : fatman
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  takes about a minute to get used to the zero gravity thing. : diddlyd
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    Unless you have a *bad* reaction, then... ugh. : cerealSAM2
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      That only happens the first few times, then you're pretty much used to it after that. : Chris Remo
      • He's never flown before! Might wanna wear an extra pair of underwear, just in case. : cerealSAM2
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  Worst thing about flying is the pain my ears go through on landing, and it lasts a good couple days. :( : Entity
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    chewing gum, and swallowing saliva will help your ears. : sweat
    • Fake yawning while holding your nose shut works very well also (seriously) : Serpico74
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      They help in the air, yes. But there's nothing that kills the pain on landing. : Entity
      • That's strange. Do you have anything different about your sinuses, ear canals, eustacian tube, nasal cavi... : Serpico74
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  absolutely the best song to listen to while the plane is taking off is "Viva las vegas" no matter where y... : thekidd
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    and not that ironic song by alanis morrisette : crummynz
    • Or "Burning Wreckage" by The Horrible Ways to Die Band. : ChibiJosh
    • I was flying back from the midwest region once, and the batteries on my ipod died, so I had to listen to ... : thekidd

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  Im sorry, I mean GIANNA MICHEALS : conandan
  • you mean Michael Gianna don't you? : rand04
• Work Safe Pic: http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1198/032025zk.jpg : spigot

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  QUAKECON 06 IS GONNA RULE : sexninja!!!!
  • I just got this. : trOmblyj
  • Condom free is the way to be! : nyranger66
• obligatory: Dude, AIDS cure. :[ : rand04
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  Now is the time for cloning : Entity
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    that'd be fucked up if they didn't clone because of all the dumb asses that are against it and we lose th... : Ctrl-Phreak
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      Just pretend frogs don't have souls! : rand04
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        They don't. No one but Christians do. : Entity
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          And we're playing pretend too! : rand04
          • thats pretty deep dude....... : gegtik
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  Isn't this pretty much the exact plot to Medicine Man with Sean Connery? : cornchak
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    Medicine Man frogs were in the amazon, dummy. : Clay
    • and it was cancer not dudes AIDS, right? : eskimo spy
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  Yeah.. they find a cure for HIV every 6 months... : snuff
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    ps. the cure for HIV will be nanobots with plasma rifles. : snuff
    • actually it'll be Dennis Quaid in a shrunken down personal submarine. : Prozium
    • http://www.mst3kinfo.com/freebees/nanites.jpg : algernoN8
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    I'd love to see some links of similarly promising shit. I can't say I've heard any news that sounded thi... : cam3lt0sis
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      http://www.sltrib.com/business/ci_3482712 :\ : Lunatic Angelic
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        No longer available. How can I rate it as promising or not? Sure there's lots of articles like OMG AI... : cam3lt0sis
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          the frog thing seems to be more a preventative than a cure... : Bean
          • bah. well, i'd like to believe the millions are making a difference. alas, the trial and error nature... : cam3lt0sis
• the bidding starts. $1million USD per frog : CoRDS
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  HIV cure found, vegans need not apply. : tedv
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    I can just see the PETA protests. FROG KILLLEERRR. FROOOOG KILLLERRRR. : cam3lt0sis
    • you don't have to kill them, just make them exercise really hard. : carnivore
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  From reading the first two articles, it appears this is NOT a cure for HIV. Just something you can apply... : jforman
  • AIDS-BE-GONE bodily spray. : cam3lt0sis
  • Yes, but its a huge step and this research may lead to an outright cure. : johnny skidmarks

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• How is it compared to the original ? I haven't seen any episodes since season 1. : Mister Groin
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  It was damn funny, but what was with the downer at the end? : plunkymeadows
  • yeah.. is he going transfer :( : Flying h4x0r

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  fred, it appears that you don't know what the fuck. this already had a monster thread earlier. jesus m... : [fry]
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    No, I've been working a new fucking job that has me up at 5:00 AM. : Fred Garvin
    • damn. you worked evenings before, right? that's a fuck of a change. i couldn't handle getting up at 5am. : [fry]
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  The question I would want answered is "how did they find out"? : Thresher
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    What's the name of the porn? Is a better question. : godwit
    • my resources are tapped. I tried. : p4ck3tloss
• God I fucking hate crybaby conservative bullcrap. Fire her because she was in a porn a decade ago. As... : cam3lt0sis
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  That's so fucking sad and fucked up. : feek
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    I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEEEE : cam3lt0sis
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      ANNND I'LL PROUDLY STAND ERRP NEXT TO YOUUU : feek
      • I CAN'T QUIT YOU : cam3lt0sis

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  go back to bed : spigot
  • Bite me! and gimme some turnip prices while you're at it..... : zipper76
• 58 >:( : MeenMunky
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  http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=PBK06.CME : the archvile
  • Well, that was at least worth a chuckle..... : zipper76

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• i didnt like dallas much at all, could be jaded since i couldnt get any job there in 2 years besides stan... : nico2
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  seeing as you are IT and networking stuff you should prolly have a dandy job and make money.. and no, th... : nico2
  • Meh, screw that then. I can get all that here in Indianapolis. I'll wait till I can find a job in Reno. : theamazingrand0
• mountains: no. infact its sorta the planes weather: hot summers (though not really humid, just dry heat)... : sexninja!!!!

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• Was just playing the same game at a terribly intense moment. IF anything tops the graphics on this g... : dengar65
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  well, that's a fucked up res. Widescreen? : Fredrik S
  • the only way to play :) : Spoetzl
  • A bunch of people run that res because it's the Dell 2005FPW's native res (and other 20" widescreen). ... : dengar65
• I upgraded from a 6800 Ultra to 7900GTX and there is deffinitly a difference. : warcrow

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• Now *that* is awesome. Cruise and his sorts deserve public mockery. : Athlon7
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  pics? : pyide
  • hasn't happed yet. that url has img tags, but they didnt load in my browser : theamazingrand0
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  Scientology is the new Mormonism. : darktweed
  • Scientologists make mormons look normal. And that's amazing. : Visceral Monkey
• Oh please let there be video. : stump
• This is pure awesome. : deeveee
• Chances are good that he won't even see it. Even if he did, it is a ludicrous waste of money. : systatic
• looks like several of those folks are looking up at something : Mister Groin
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  isn't xenu the bad guy in scientology? : [fry]
  • Yup. Though they don't seem to have an overarching "good" guy for some reason...? : Bean
• I thought this was a goon thing : mr brown
• if only they were DC-10's. : the archvile

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  good idea but poor execution imo. : spdon
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    good idea as in using startrek toys. : spdon
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      yeah I could definitely see the "HAHAA SPOCK IS A BLACK GUY NOW" thing wearing off fast. : SenorSpine
      • it wore off after about 2 lines : spdon
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  hahahah I swear spock said "I got bitches to attend to" I like it. : askedrelic
  • I thought it was "bidness" as in "business" : SenorSpine
• I seriously hope this network goes bankrupt and gets off the air soon. : Bean
• Sounds like Charlie Murphy and Craig Kilborn in that cribs one. : silent77
• I like Star Trek 2.0, mostly because they're actually broadcasting TOS episodes. The last time that happ... : the archvile
• Charlie Murphy. Damn, I knew that voice sounded familiar. http://www.vfxtalk.com/forum/showthread.php... : Thresher
• haha those ads are hilarious. : johnny skidmarks

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• bump =( : action roommate

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  I'm buying a 3 yr old Comm Exec today! :) : rand04
  • You have my sympathy. : abrasion
• haha yea, i'd even get up early and post first post. : jcutner
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  Just let [Fry] do all of them. : Prozium
  • There isn't that much room on the front page. : brickmatt
• I call for a random mercury drawing, that person gets a flight out to E3 for hookers and blow err... a ni : Draco
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  shugamom. There, it's out. : carrioN luggagE
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    ^^ sHugamom for ER and Sander for morning Beer! It's how it has to be. it'd be totally sweet :) sHugam... : SilverSnake
    • yeh shugamom for er. hirez for first post : CoRDS
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      I picked up a nice Canadian Olympic spring jacket earlier in the year, and it's got a plastic zipper for : carrioN luggagE
      • fk'n nuke, pls : carrioN luggagE
• I nominate Phil : loboca
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  I think they'll have internet access at E3 : mikecyb
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    yeh we know how well thats worked in the past : CoRDS
    • you've got me there :( : mikecyb
    • It works so well when they're firmly plunked at home. ER? Hello?? : thaperfectdrug
    • Well, in their defense, this year there'll be more of them so hopefully they won't have to spend every op... : SilverSnake

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  t1 cable, WHAT? You mean crimping wire with the ends and cat5? : askedrelic
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    yeah... it was my impression that I could use Cat5 cable and RJ45 ends with a different pinout for connec... : fatman
    • won't be shielded right. you will most likely experience some loss. : p4ck3tloss
• this should be good. : ghost hacker
• India is invading shack. : Draco
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  Uhh, you do realize T1 coming in from the street is just a pair of wires. then you go to a router. Maybe ... : loboca
  • I have a Cisco 2650XM and a Cisco 1721 here. Both have T1 DSU/CSU cards in them. I'm basically trying to ... : fatman
• You can use Cat5e or Cat6 with RJ 45 connectors to get from the Telco smartjack demarc to your CSU. You ... : sting7777
• you want something shielded better than CAT5. You want Shielded Twisted Pair. Cat5e or Cat6 _might_ be go... : p4ck3tloss
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  you want something shielded better than CAT5. You want Shielded Twisted Pair. Cat5e or Cat6 _might_ be go... : p4ck3tloss
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    this includes if you need a db15 adapter. : p4ck3tloss
    • http://www.juniper.net/techpubs/hardware/m40/m40-hwguide/html/pinout4.html : p4ck3tloss
  • cool. that worked... I'm pushing ~1.2Mb down the line using iperf right now with no lost data. I don't... : fatman

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• VGA Analog Fo Lyfe 'Yo : Gaurav Sharma
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  the all in one cable is pointless, you still need to run the audio to your receiver/speakers, unless ther... : SolveChrist
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    it kinda makes sense if youre going dvd player -> reciever, xbox -> reciever, etc etc, so that each outpu... : sexninja!!!!
    • yea and if you've only got one hdmi/etc. cable device then you still need to cables, one for the device t... : SolveChrist
  • The biggest issue I have is the idea that they way they send audio over it (like with HDMI) is perfect an... : ovrlrd
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  WHO THE FUCK WANTS HIGH QUALITY AUDIO OUT OF TV SPEAKERS !!!! seriously now, if you have a tv good eno... : CoRDS
  • The way its done now, with HDMI for instance, you can run from player--> TV and the TV usually has an dig... : rasputinreborn
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  Do we need another fucking standard? WTF was wrong with HDMI? : Fred Garvin
  • insufficient bandwidth. : carnivore

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• winamp question can you right-click to convert files to other formats in this program (like in iTunes), o... : Gaurav Sharma

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  Is there a LAN option in the singleplayer version or what? : cr00kedview
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    yes add mpdemo=1 to then player config file in mygames/ROL, you have to actually add it in cause its not ... : duncandun
    • Nice! I'd play with you guys, but it'll take a little longer to get it downloaded/installed :\.. Maybe l... : cr00kedview
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      This intrigues me but does not work. Can you do a step by step? : Cottc Cid
      • So go to My Games in (my documents). That's where RoL folder is. Open the options config file and add mp... : feek

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• Game 1, English 0 : omnova
• say it like "broo" : Bean

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• do you have the mouseware drivers installed or are you just using the default windows ones? I'm pretty s... : Prozium

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• hmm..it's been a while since i've f'd with this stuff. i'll have to give those a try. : get_navi

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  Need reinforcements! : sanchez
  • On the way. : Dslyecxi
• I shall download this hidden mod now... : Rich McNinch
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  Oooh whats this Hidden mod? I should check it out. : askedrelic
  • check your shackmsg's : sanchez
  • You seem to be boiling in hatred there buddy. : alias
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  I finally dl'd it and now the server is full >:( : mikecyb
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    not now! : askedrelic
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      damn, I think I might setup 2 servers. Maybe not though. : askedrelic
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        Make one passworded, one not if you do! : megarust32
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          ah that would be smart. Becuase the public one needs to be passworded, private for shackers. It's not lik... : askedrelic
          • OMG It's full again! *cries on shoulder* : 69shots
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          Done, join 129.21.61.23:27016 password boxcar : askedrelic
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            I have joined the server! : crummynz
            • I'll join up now. Shacker-only sounds cool. : Dslyecxi
          • IGI : mista mista
          • weee that was interesting : Rich McNinch
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        Do you know of a guide to setting one up? I want to, I'm just clueless as to how to configure it :( : feek
        • http://forum.hidden-source.com/showthread.php?t=584 That's actually what I used, it's not that bad onc... : askedrelic
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  good games guys : sanchez
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    you are a fucking god at this game : conandan
    • nah, one good round on an easy map, I still screw up a lot. What I do basically is never run away, alw... : sanchez
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  pretty fun, though I can barely see the hidden for shit... though I guess that's the point, but all my ki... : mikecyb
  • NY state baby, come play on the private server : askedrelic
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  i'm slowly getting better at being the hidden : mista mista
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    I suck at the hidden, I do better with guns. Once the hidden gets in my face, 9 out of 10 times I can't s... : 69shots
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      I can't see him at all no matter where he is :( : mikecyb
      • try not to focus your eyes on anything in particular becuase chances are he'll already be gone because th... : mista mista
      • Check your mat_dxlevel (console command) ingame and see if you're running 9.0 (it'll be mat_dxlevel 90 or... : 69shots