Evening Reading

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  He bleeds just to know he's a fucking idiot. : Jumperus
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    don't make fun of floated >:( : mr.sleepy
    • way to steal my line : boomstickah
• Is this a RL pic? : oneshot
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  I actually wish I could pull off a hairstyle like that. I wouldn't actually attempt that wacy bullshit... : genjuro
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    (I would have my hair styled like Guile's) : genjuro
    • lol great idea! : boomstickah
  • u emo : ayesel
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  oh yeah like you guys have never let your little sister/daughter do your hair. : pupismyname
  • i haven't, because i don't have either. =P : xxiv
• Holy shit, now Monkeys are going Emo! : Cottc Cid
• The crustache is the best part. : freshyk
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  "Nintendo's Wii Target Audience" : TotalFusionOne
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    Why do you have a furry in your porfile? : Boxelder
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      Because I'm a furry? Why are you looking? : TotalFusionOne
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        pics of fursuit plz : GloriousCow
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          A) I don't have one anymore 2) Not all furrys are into fursuits. : TotalFusionOne
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            III) Gadget is not a furry. Gadget is Gadget!!! : Bean
            • They trained you well. I also forgot how hot Ms. Cunningham was. But Sunnys voice is just annoying. : TotalFusionOne
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            so what animal are you then? : GloriousCow
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              Can't a brotha just enjoy what he enjoys? :\ : TotalFusionOne
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                i'm just curious. : GloriousCow
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                  Oh.. Well it was a bear.. The girl I was with at the time had a leopard furset. : TotalFusionOne
                  • wtf is this fursuit business all about. : xxiv
• "That wasn't a raisin, was it?" : algernoN8
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  omg is that you?!?!?!? if so i know you! : klearlyunseen
  • oh man im so positive i know you, ill tell the story where once you confirm it! : klearlyunseen
• I bet this "guy's" voice sounds like a cross between Paula Abdul and Jedi_27. : Rauol Duke
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  "Hey, isn't that Prince? : Halen
  • or a south park goth non conformist. : ghost hacker
• how about "faggot" : virus
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  The only thing missing is a cock in his mouth. : Poor Yurik
  • Photoshop can soon take care of that. : TastyWheat
• crimsonhandhiro? teehee : rasputinreborn

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• +inf (feel her boobies) : rand04
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  You will instantly become a God if She is there. : khaosman
  • "Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say yes!" : ColoradoCNC
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  You have to hit on her. The chances of it working are so astronomically low, but if it did work... oh go... : JINKY
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    if a shacker was dating Alba I'd kill myself. : orgcaptainnemo
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      Well then sir, I have bad news for you.. : K1Bond007
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        masturbating to pics != dating mr. bond : orgcaptainnemo
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          Says you. Scarlett would agree with me. I dated her not long ago... :/ : K1Bond007
          • Me too, that fuckin' slut :( : orgcaptainnemo
        • Whoa, what? ...Shit! : joe.gonzalez
    • But the pics + divx! : TastyWheat
    • It would only mean that we wouldn't be far from infiltrating Hollywood and then we can fulfill our (my) d... : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Hmmm.... : ColoradoCNC
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  WTF would she be doing at a nerd party anyway? : Krypt_
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    Free handjobs in the back, is my guess. : Bean
    • Giving or receiving? Either way, I'd be fucking there. : Krypt_
  • I guess it's Best Buy, LucasArts, and EA throwing the party along with some video game tv company (not g4... : ColoradoCNC
• Right. Just like those 2 chicks you were gonna get pics of...........I know, but I have to keep giving yo : Phreakin
• ok : VegasX
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  That's funny, your E3 popularity is on the way up while Chris totally submarined his by publicly ridiculi... : -Panther-
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    Someone has to take a stand :( It is pretty terrible. Good luck, Chris. :( : Downforce
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      Oh I agree, it's a noble cause, but I personally wouldn't want to have the Nintendo ninjas after me. I he... : -Panther-
      • All while dressed in Luigi costumes. It's nuts. : ColoradoCNC
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  Nice!! I haven't received that invite yet. Which night is it? : MorrisatCNN
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    Wednesday the 10th, 9pm - 2am "Invited celebrities include: Paris and Nicky Hilton, Jessica Alba, Nic... : Maarten Goldstein
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      I'm hereby inviting Jessica Biel to visit my hotel room btw. : Maarten Goldstein
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        aim lower. you might actually get paris hilton up there! :p : edgewise
        • Paris Hilton an STD. : aaarrrgh
    • No Emily Perkins? I ain't goin'. : dognose
    • kidnap her, and bring her to me after you're done with her. : aaarrrgh
• pffft, who needs a clothed jessica alba when you have jessicaslumberparty.avi? : aaarrrgh

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  ummm... was this on the radio? : Bean
  • yes sir it was. i think it was on 94.1 WYSP but that was like 8.30 is : Korban
• Can you remember anything else about it? The radio station does not have a set list posted... stupid sta... : Galadriel07
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  is it shinedown - I dare you. ?? if it is, your lyrics are horribly off :) : mindshot
  • hey great call! that's the one. but i wasn't TOO horribly off... it's just that daddy doesn't come into ... : Korban

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• Shwii! : TotalFusionOne
• why you throw wii? : Gaurav Sharma
• Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! : Ojalo1982
• First Mario DS, now Mario Wii O_o : chazums
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  It seems like Nintendo doesn't have a marketing department ( at least an american one). Don't know...... : omontero
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    I would argue that they do because everyone's talking about it : redfive
    • yah they probably picked some crazy name to get everyone talking about it... : Shadowdane

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  would it help if i said they come back infinitely? : draconic
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    wtf are you fucking serious? I just fucking lost it 'cause the second one opened and I didn't want to ... : TotalFusionOne
    • Quest related ones stay shut i think. : chazums
• I usually just end up running through with invisibility :| : cr00kedview
• Finish the main storyline then. no more gates : steve_o
• Learn to ignore them, or maybe try speed running through them. : DinK
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  yes oblivion gates are retarded. Seriously how did so few people complain about this in reviews? Its a hu... : spdon
  • they're basically just extra dungeons with a prize at the end. : DinK
• Its official...Oblivion gates are the new Zen. : omontero

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  11. Blazing Saddles : TastyWheat
  • 10. War of the Worlds ? : alphane
• 18. Harry Potter : TastyWheat
• Oh cmon #11 is easy :D : AndyGoin
• 19 horse whisperer : klearlyunseen
• 6. Karate Kid 9. Grumpy Old Men : buroja
• 9. Grumpy Old Men (i think) : qwpeoriu
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  15. Star Trek : buroja
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    oh i feel so stupid for not getting that! : klearlyunseen
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      sir, there's the small matter of your Nerd-card... we'll be needing to take that please. : drucifer
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        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : klearlyunseen
        • see, that should have been KHANNNnnnn...get over here... : drucifer
• 13. The Pelican brief : TastyWheat
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  20. SpyKids(?) : algernoN8
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    1. Space Jam : algernoN8
    • Oh shit : TastyWheat
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    6: Karate Kid : gingerninja
    • How did I miss this being answered up there^ : gingerninja
• 20 drugstore cowboy : klearlyunseen
• 17 polar express? : klearlyunseen
• 1. Space Jam 2. Roman Holiday 13. Pelican Brief : s2jason
• 19 The Horse Whisperer : fsck
• 17. The Polar Express? : ofcedeot
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  14 ring 2? : klearlyunseen
  • Dead Ringers http://imdb.com/title/tt0094964/ : Afterglow
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  8 = batman? : aeg1x
  • Ok that was one that totally was beyond my cultural boundary. I didn't realize it was a cricket bat until... : Mantle
• 2. Roman Holiday : buroja
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  Anyone have thoughts on 20? Its the only one I'm missing and I want the TV too :( It seems to be some ... : peanut-
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    The Rainmaker? : Afterglow
    • "Das Boot". Or as we call it in English "THE Boot". : alphane

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  god i miss that show. I hope the creators come up with something new. sucks it isnt renewed. : broly1718
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    I think Hurwitz is working on something actually. : Chris Remo
    • awesome. If the third season would have been shown week to week, instea... : broly1718
• Will & Grace: CONVERSION : mrfunky3000
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  Firefly: Zombie Shepphard Book Shoots Out Knees : Barnahog
  • What would you call the show? The Revenge Of The Hood Ornament : scanline
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  Kim Bauer: Kidnapped!, or maybe just Kimnapped! I'm so smart, what an awesome name!! Each week she'd g : losimagic
  • ok, so it's not a currently dead or dying show, I suck at reading, it'd still be a cool spinoff :) : losimagic
  • So... Prison break... with a greater focus on boobs... And with kidnappings instead of imprisonment... : nephilem
• Alias, The Sopranos (The Moltisantis?) I would say FireFly, but I'd rather have a continued story goin... : K1Bond007
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  That 70's Show: A spin-off in an alternate 1980's where Phez gets drafted into the US Army and fights in... : PenicillinX57
  • They did do a "That 80's Show" which was very short-lived because it was apparently very lame. : Krypt_
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  I can DEFINATELY tell you a cool one, Milton (Office space)'s TV show - I SO want more Milton :( : abrasion
  • Burning down offices in 25 cities! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Baldric: The Man With The Plan. : RatBastard
• A show called Privateer about the life aboard a bounty hunting ship set in the Firefly universe. : Judicator.Khas
• Scrubs: a show focused around Turk would be cool. Turk is the man. the man. : aaarrrgh
• family guy: quagmire (live and uncut) : AbortedFetusChristi
• Inara Gone Wild : TastyWheat
• Horshack: CSI : dognose
• The Adventures Of The Almighty Tallest : TastyWheat
• Dune: The Spice Wars. : italiano3d

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  Don't mince words. What do you really think? : CRasterImage
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    Does "fuck this game" not explain it enough for you? If not, I did write an explanation as to why the ... : joe.gonzalez
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      Hehehehe. He was being sarcastic! : Rice-Rocketeer
      • But the internet is serious fucking business. : joe.gonzalez
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  where the fuck were these posts BEFORE i bought this game on the 360? : CoRDS
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    GRAW pc != GRAW 360 They are not even run on the same engine. : DarkWolf5
    • What the fuck : TastyWheat
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  this is out for pc? : virus
  • Not yet. Demo is, though. : lord warlock
• my problem with it was the performance; it ran slower than oblivion does on max details, which is just re... : spdon

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  Mods need a .pdf tag!!!! : dognose
  • Well that was kind of assholish of me :( : dognose

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• what the hell is a bit string? colour me confused :| : thecray
• I'm not aware of a way to do that without some sort of loop, but I'd love to know if there's a way. : omnova
• what is your final goal? You want to know where the first 1 is? like it's offset from the left, or what? : strandgeck
• You're looking for a function called "CLZ" or "count leading zeroes". There are various implementations ... : Zero|DPX
• without loops? if( str(max) ) dance1; else if( str(max-1) ) danec2; ? : Enraged Pineapple
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  well the zero based bit index of the highest bit would be the exponent of the highest power of 2 that wou... : diddlyd
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    http://graphics.stanford.edu/~seander/bithacks.html#IntegerLogObvious : zakk
    • (I like the union/float one) : zakk
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  I don't think you can do it without looping or conditional constructs. Of course, if you had a set word l... : asdf
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    You can do it without loops or conditions in the "opposite" direction he wants. Also, note he's assuming ... : zakk
    • Wow, that's clever. Interesting. : asdf

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• Maybe... I enjoyed it buut... it's not high on my list of "to buy"... : nephilem
• i bought it when i was last in malaysia. it's weird, but good... much like ff7 really. : erotic sock
• I feel pretty good about the fact that no one can force me to watch this again. It's so relaxing. : bargeld

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  format the cell as custom and type in "Total number of fonts are:" ###### include the quotes! then... : drucifer
  • and by format, I mean, rt click, format, number, custom : drucifer
• ="Total number of fonts " & COUNT(B4:B111) : andyb

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• <3<3<3<3<3<3 : rand04
• Thanks you Nim-com-fuckin-poop. : ovrlrd
• This is golden. Nice work. : Nihilist
• good stuff : ashkie
• Thanks!!! : feek
• yay! this is fun. : MurrayTheSkull
• hahaha thank you so much! : mojo the helpr monke
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  Need original vid thnx : TastyWheat
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIWWFBvs7A&eurl= : mojo the helpr monke
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      You have reached YouTube, the premier digital video repository on the Internet. We are currently working : TastyWheat
      • Oh, well that kinda sucks. Maybe consider this a tag for later... : mojo the helpr monke
• ok seriously this is funnier than the video : klearlyunseen
• Sweet, but why is the Iraq flag your icon? : SpaecKow
• GOLD ! : BigT

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  I beleive I heard that but I can't be 100%. : abrasion
  • same here. i was just thinking about it, but didnt see any info. : broly1718
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  I would imagine if that were true, the studio would have gone with it instead of AvP. Who in their right ... : ahlee
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    battle angel was neat. not sure how well it'll do being live action. and i'm still not sure about mass ... : broly1718
    • My initial reaction to hearing of 3D movies was that it's a gimmick, but I read a James Cameron interview... : ahlee
    • it's probably 'a bit' early, but I wouldn't be surprised if the next big thing after high resolution tele... : Judicator.Khas
  • It's true. There was talk of Cameron and Ridley Scott teaming up to do a new Aliens movie. They both said... : bargeld

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• those cartoons are violent as shit! : jcutner
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  i'm afraid i have no proof, but i do believe there is one episode in which the coyote does actually catch... : ofcedeot
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    oh wait, i remember now: It is the episode where he is running after the roadrunner and he ends up goi... : ofcedeot
    • The symbolism and productive analogy of this cartoon--specifically this episode--is overwhelming me. : thief
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  I always found speedy gonzales' adventures more interesting. But that show would need a serious update fo... : SpaecKow
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    hang on, did you just call a sombrero a "nacho hat"? : Bean
    • I was just about to ask the same thing, wtf... : lightly inclined
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      Yes :( That's the only name I could think of becuase all I could remember when thinking about it was ... : SpaecKow
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        LOL...I knew that you were going to post that as your explanation as soon as I read the first thread. ... : PenicillinX57
        • Yeah! And let's hear it for the other inspiration for that post: http://www.mazterdvd.com/Images/born... : SpaecKow
    • MMM nachos and cheese. : italiano3d
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      That part of the post made laugh out loud. : Chris Remo
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        Yeah, I did a double-take and then laughed. I also figured on the Simpsons reference, so I gotta give him... : Bean
        • I didn't pick up on the Simpsons part, so it was just 100% wtf : Chris Remo
  • el oh f'n el : ghost hacker
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  Family Guy had Elma kill Bugs. He shoot him and then snaps his neck. Road Runner needs to be next.... : Big Luke
  • When you're right, you're right. : lightly inclined
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  guranteed to satisfy you: http://spikedhumor.com/articles/24591/Family_Guy_Roadrunner_clip.html : mindshot
  • I had forgotten that one--nice find! : PenicillinX57
  • That was indeed satisfying to watch, I forget which episode that was in. : lightly inclined
• I would pay money to see a real life coyote chase a real roadrunner. I've seen plenty of coyotes and roa... : Prozium
• he caught him once i think - but he was like an inch tall so he couldn't do anything :( : GloriousCow
• That cartoon is a very good representation of life. : te[R]ror
• He's like, the shack trying to score chicks. : crummynz
• meep meep : Ravenkettle
• As seen on Family Guy. : Mad Brahmin Disease

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  Why hasn't Team Ninja announced NG2 yet?? :( I'm *this* close to taking down those pictures of Itagaki... : genjuro
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    I heard a rumour that you are not 360ed. Itagaki must have heard the same rumour and decided to not make... : Kentor
    • That's bullshit.. he KNOWS that I'VE got one. :( : TastyWheat
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  I loved that game, too. It was just perfect in so many ways. I've got fighting Alma down to a science. : omnova
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    I got out of there barely. I could probably beat it if I tried hard but the other day I loaded a mr.sleep... : boomstickah
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      As long as you don't stay near her too long at a time (attacking or otherwise), you're relatively safe. : omnova
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        Even I don't have that anymore. Wait, maybe I'll do. Gimme a sec. : TastyWheat
        • Nope. :( : TastyWheat
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  This is just like one of those posts about the monster monster computer - you know the "look at my penis,... : abrasion
  • lol where did you get stuck? : boomstickah
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    Shut up, abrasion : genjuro
    • No can do sorry, genjuro : abrasion
  • It might be hard if you're a candy ass gamer. :) : omnova
• I just can't bring myself to finish it. The last thing I remember was teleporting to some wacky circular : dopeman
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  Play it again in the higher difficulty levels, it's a totally different game. You'll need to throw away s... : Longinus00
  • Oh yes... Hard Mode is fucking evil : TastyWheat
• http://experimentiv.shackspace.com/ninjagaiden-speedrunv2-boltr.avi : Experiment IV

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• Also they could finally make a game out of the COPS show! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I want hookers be able to wii on you. : dodob

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• Welcome to KUNMING a major manufacturer of connectors and jack components for the Audio, Video, TV, Handy : jforman

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• Its all the weed man : rosewood
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  Sounds like a freaky monitor issue. : soggybagel
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    Yeah, I just can't figure out what is doing it. It started after I re-installed XP and does it no matter... : ColoradoCNC
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      Well you said your text gets blurry on the shack. But does it go blurry on other darker background websi... : soggybagel
      • Yes. Yes. 6800OC. Yes. : ColoradoCNC

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• Just the tape backup kicking in. : RatBastard

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  From the sound of things GH2 is PS2 only. I wouldn't hold my breath. : crummynz
  • also you can get a hell of a lot more with $400 on the ps2 compared to a 360. PS2 - $130 Guitar hero ... : Prozium
• Wait until Saturday, by then E3 will be over and you can see what each console has coming. Srsly. : ColoradoCNC

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  Maybe I'm really out of touch with games today, but I don't think games that are 7 hours are too short. ... : dodob
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    I'm with you. 8 hours is a great number for me. : Chris Remo
    • Mike Tyson's Punchout was the perfect length and pace. : Bean
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      maybe you need to post less teehee : dodob
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        oh but you're not finding problem finishing games >:( : dodob
        • It's been several weeks since I've completed one :( I think I'm getting fairly close to the end of Lin... : Chris Remo
    • Yep. That's why I liked Doom RPG. I beat it today...only cell phone game I've played for that long. It... : ColoradoCNC
  • I don't think 8 hours is too short per se, but I like 60 hour games (as long as they don't suck ass of co... : mrfunky3000
  • I agree, 8 hours is good for me. It's weird, I heard all over the place that God of War was like 7 hours... : Krypt_
• It took me 18 hours to unlock everything, but I used a walkthrough for a lot of the rewards because I got... : peanut-

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• It reminds me of Space Quest.. uhh.. VI I believe/ : TotalFusionOne
• did anyone else go straight for lois? fuckin hot : virus

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  first to die is New Found Glory. : orgcaptainnemo
  • and Good Charolette. : orgcaptainnemo
  • YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING BASTARD! goddamnit they were my intro to both punk and covers :\ : TotalFusionOne
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  Tool as well. : TotalFusionOne
  • you get to take a 'shower' in the chamber for saying that : epit
  • hi2u troll, how is it under the bridge? : orgcaptainnemo
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    Tool? Tool? Tool? I put on my robe and wizard hat... : Bean
    • So you're planning to LARPfuck him? : SpaecKow
  • ^ I'll second this. lol Tool is for tools... : mrfunky3000
  • i thought you were beautiful - now you're ugly to me :( : virus
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  AGREED !!!! Cookie cutter crap ass fucking shit from the 'we know music' record companies. FUCK the recor... : ghost hacker
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    but kelly clarkston ownz, right? : orgcaptainnemo
    • of course, she's the original american idol *runs* : edge198
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  I have personally taken to listening to ACDC alot now. Can't believe I haven't done that more. Their gr... : Q-ball
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    It is scientific fact that any band with a guy named "Angus" on it can't be bad. : Bean
    • See Also: Angus Macgyver : soggybagel
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      Back in Black makes me want to take my car out to race in Willow Springs to race. : Q-ball
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        to race to race to race... apparently I need to goto sleep. gnite! : Q-ball
        • What did you wish to do in Willow Springs again? : CRasterImage
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  I would gladly take their combined ashes and try some voodoo thing to raise SRV from the dead. : beastrabban
  • hmm rock sacrifice, i can get behind that idea : edge198
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  because that'd be a very nazi thing to do : dodob
  • hyperbole is nazism? : -Panther-

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• Nope, they don't serve as anything but set dressing. : Krypt_
• They bring the oblivion world to life! : -Panther-
• haha that is awesome about the wireless controllers. : dodob
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  Wait till you get a Wii controller and end up killing Link because you did that lasso whip. : Longinus00
  • Shwii! Shwii! : TotalFusionOne

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  It probably is your wireless. I used to run on a wireless network in my old apartment (Linksys WRT54G ro... : Krypt_
  • Wire isn't an option right now, just moved back in with my folks while I go through a divorce and my moth... : edge198

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  http://www.hamachi.cc/ ? : ColoradoCNC
  • thats it. Muchas gracias senor. : doomed