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  Windows apps are dead, dont waste your time. If you want to program look at server and client side web t... : LucyLuBot
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    yea but i already know a little c++, and dont know enough to be able to easily learn a whole new language... : sexninja!!!!
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      C# then. Seriously. Or VB.NET if you already know VB It's certianly possible (and done quite often) to : Schnapple
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        At the moment I'm learning x86 Assembly. What analogy do you have for that? :( : crummynz
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          x86 Assembly is like having to muster up mystical powers in order to re-arrange atoms in order to form th : Schnapple
          • Haha, thats awesome. :) : crummynz
          • And what if the last time you coded was via 'basic' heh, in JR high on an apple 2 system. And your now 30... : italiano3d
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      How little? As in you are able to use the reference and write a simple program, or are you knowledgeable... : dopeman
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        You've obviously never been constipated, to say easy as shit : theisle
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          fine, easy as pie. pie is easy. : dopeman
          • mmmmm, pie... /drool : theisle
  • While I wouldn't be as crazy enough to say that client side apps are dead (far from it), I do agree that ... : DOOManiac
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    I wouldn't say 'dead'. For a lot of things plain old windows apps will be with us for a long time to come... : weaselmeister
    • wrong. next generation games will run on AJAX technology. CSS lines will replace polygons. browser will b... : Gaurav Sharma
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  no, visual c++ is nothing like that. you need to get into .NET, you should be able to pick up C# pretty ... : digitalburro
  • Also realize that Visual C++ can be used to make Windows GUI apps as well as the non-GUI apps like games ... : Schnapple
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  You should check out managed C++ . You can write windows apps using Windows Forms and the net framework.... : piser
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    whats the difference between this and c#? : sexninja!!!!
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      i hope he's trolling because managed C++ would be a HORRIBLE way to get introduced to programming. what ... : electroly
      • I'm not trolling - managed C++ is great if you want to interop with native code and/or your background is... : piser
    • Managed C++ is standard C++ but with automatic memory management of .net types. It also allows you to ea... : piser
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    What's the difference between the regular and express versions of VS? Do they both have full access to t... : filtersweep
    • I believe so, but they're limited in some other ways: Express Edition products are designed for hobbyi : Schnapple
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  C# is what you want. : SiW73
  • I agree. C# is the new hotness. : Maddog_Delphi97
  • pay more attention to this idea. You can build apps in C# (or vb .net) in Visual Studio 2003 or 2005 in t... : mr brown
• Sharepoint webparts are the future!!! (oh man .. I was just possessed by Bill Gates there for a second) : Spoetzl
• The latest versions of Visual C++ is like that if you are writing programs for the .Net framework. If ... : bording
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  hmmm.... : wtf242
  • What we're talking about is similar, yes? : airrob
• it really does depend on what you want to do. of course c++ is a clusterfuck, but that's what all game... : Gaurav Sharma
• Get Visual C# Express. All the Express editions of Visual Studio are free. : hanfeitzu
• The language to use depends on the application. Neat little Windows applications? Sure, C# is great. ... : theisle
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  thx all. im gonna try c# express! : sexninja!!!!
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    actually i just changed my mind and decided on COBOL : sexninja!!!!
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      Why go with COBOL when you can go with COBOL.net? : DOOManiac
      • Seriously http://www.adtools.com/products/windows/netcobol.html : Schnapple
      • COBOL sucks so bad. : Chod
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  I just picked up C++ a few days ago. god damn I hate that MS visual studio express. I eventually went wit... : ki11_viru5
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    thread hijack : how hard would you guys say the transition is from C++ to C#? : ki11_viru5
    • very easy. C# is essentially a subset. if you've tried java, its 90% the same as that. : Gaurav Sharma
    • It's a fairly smooth transition, but of course, I was an early C# adopter when they were still touting it... : Bean
    • C# is so much easier to do. A better editor, better documention, better communities, it's all good : digitalburro
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      Easy transition. The annoying difference is memory management. C# is managed memory, which is mostly ea... : theisle
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        what kind of quirks? : mr brown
        • Yeah, I'm wondering about this as well... : Maddog_Delphi97
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          Events in forms / user controls, for one. In .NET 2.0, the form / user control will not be garbage col... : theisle
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            are you sure you aren't adding eventHandlers to static objects in your forms, or something else to cause ... : mr brown
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              Nice new article... but no, it wasn't statics that we were using. It was with instantiated user control... : theisle
              • Does it happen in ASP.NET applications? Or is it just specific to Windows applications written to use th... : Maddog_Delphi97
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        Thats why you explicitly call the garbage collector to kill it. : Chod
        • GC.Collect() isn't enough. That only works for objects which don't have any lingering references. All i... : theisle
        • NO NO 99% of developers have no need to do this. The garbage collector is smarter than you are. : mr brown
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        what do you recommend as a reference for making that transition? I'm reasonably fluent in C++ and hope to... : lord cecil
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          Well, I'm an expert in C, and I started into C# when it was in the initial beta (yeah, before 1.0 came ou... : theisle
          • I'd like a nice website, although I suppose a book would be alright. Even though it's syntax is similar, ... : lord cecil
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        yeah i've run into lots of *very* hard to debug problems with memory management with .net version 1. Stuf... : wtf242
        • Were you using .NET 1.0 or 1.1? .NET 1.0 has a well-documented problem with the garbage collector, rel... : theisle
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  It's happened - I'm the latest shill for this I guess. http://www.rubyonrails.org/ : airrob
  • Too late... we've converted SexNinja!!!! to the dark side!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• c++ is nothing like Visual Basic But is pretty easy to organise the screen layout : MorkandMindy

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• I think you somehow got confused and installed a completely different game... : SockMonkeh
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  haha reminds me of this dude - http://www.spleens.net/ : ctlaltl33t
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    What game is this? I am loling realling hard, my gf doesn't know what to think... : sleepytea
    • Ultima Online : Delusional
  • God that game was so awesome before they killed it. Such a frontier of greefing. I loved it! : pigvomit
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  Sneaking is lame. You sir have not experienced the pure joy of sneaking up behind somebody and 6x-ing th... : riptyde
  • I've killed people in 1 hit, which is fun. After a few levels I couldn't get them anymore and spent most ... : mista mista
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    Archers are totally nerfed though and do end up feeling less fun than sword combat IMO since it's just sh... : node
    • i went through the whole thing with archery and there were only a couple of creatures that i really felt ... : kbnerd
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      The arena is definitely a PITA with an archer. About the only thing you can do is jump on top of those p... : riptyde
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        you can jump on those pillars? i never even bothered with trying. i just back pedaled and shot arrows int... : kbnerd
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          I have a shitload of stats to agility and speed, plus items that add buffs and what not. I can run and j... : riptyde
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            my agility and speed are both over a hundred so i can run and jump like mad too. tons of fun for sure. (p... : kbnerd
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              protip: When leaving that mountain castle thing, don't run through the gate and take a flying leap off t... : riptyde
              • i actually do that all the time! it nearly kills me though...but that's what i have restoration spells fo... : kbnerd
      • arena a problem with an archer? hell we obviously haven't played the same game then. most opponents were ... : AbortedFetusChristi
      • I did the entire arena in an hour without getting hit with my archer. Level 22 so the guys weren't weak ... : DinK
    • Funny, my archer had no problem in the game. You need to keep your marksman skill high but most importan... : DinK
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  Wow, i really think that all of your points are seriously incorrect. I was expecting to find a couple of : kbnerd
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    You really don't need different animations. Seeing as how watching a knight moving just like a theif made... : mista mista
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      were you playin in third person? if so...why? from the knight vs paladin comment it really seems like ... : kbnerd
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        Didn't like the first person prespective. I tried putting points into creating a theif. I even looked... : mista mista
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          aha! part of your problem with sneaking is that in third person you have no visual feedback of how effect... : kbnerd
          • also, the equivalent to looking through the keyhole is a detect life spell availible by either illusions ... : kbnerd
        • Either we are playing different games, or your copy was melted when you bought it. Most of your compla... : glio1337
    • Sounds like you just suck at the game. Lol. : PlanetPerfecto
  • I have to say kbnerd is 100% correct : voodooraze
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    Well said! : helvetica
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      maybe too verbose? looking at it now (and seeing the typos) it seems really long =-/ : kbnerd
      • No no, it's a good read. : helvetica
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  I haven't even played Oblivion, but it really seems that you missed the point of a lot of things in the g... : MurrayTheSkull
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    I just wanted to have fun adventuring around. I ended up wanting to punch someone in the face at how awkw... : mista mista
    • maybe you should punch yourself in the face : kill9
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  Well, if you don't like the game then you don't like the game. I'm not going to say Your opinion is wron : Krypt_
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    I understood that part pretty quickly and hated the game for it. What's the point of even having classes ... : mista mista
    • Effectively they have done that! they give you a base character and let you put points wherever you like.... : kbnerd
    • The classes in Oblivion basically function as skill templates, nothing more. They help a lot of people w... : Krypt_
    • So...you hate the game because instead of having all characters designed from scratch, they give you some... : Arcanum
  • I essentially killed a certain dark-armored lady with 6 very powerful poison-tipped (40 frost) magic arro... : Merconium
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  AMEN BROTHER. i hated it too :( : virus
  • yes but you at least seemed to have legitimate complaints. : kbnerd
  • Third'ED.......... : Ulfie
• I am glad I started as a "good guy". I think that's changed my spin infinitely into the positive... I don... : Downforce
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  It is currently the only game, in 18 years of gaming, that i have played for so many consecutive days wit... : Drewus
  • I've played it like crazy, and I don't even like medieval-times-based games. Make an Oblivion with space... : riptyde
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  Ill start off by saying i havent played obilvion so cant comment on the actually gameplay, but i've read ... : disembodied potato
  • it looks like he turned off the combat ai of npcs in that video. which you can do via the console. Ive ne... : italiano3d
  • So you're saying that the game move's and behaves likes a PS1 game, which is to some degree a graphical l... : Drewus
• Wut? I've only played it at a friends for ~15 minutes, but found lockpicks before I needed them, and more... : yAak
• you're entitled to your opinion, but you're dead wrong. I didn't even like the game the first 5 hours I ... : bagelcc
• I just felt it was too hack and slash for me. I tried playing wtih a bow, and had no luck what so ever. : conandan
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  Those issues aren't a big deal to me. My problem with the game is that it FORCES you into using a melee-c... : Magus
  • 1) i hate crossbows and always have so now i also hate you 2) it is perfectly viable to play through as ... : kbnerd
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  I'll take mista mista's sweeping generalizations and re-frame them. Straight out of the box, Oblivion has... : Experiment IV
  • there is such a mod i just dont have a link handy but im sure you can find it at the oblivion mod wiki : -meeks-
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  You just convinced me to reinstall Ultima 7! So brutal : knepus
  • but such an awesome game!!! (it's my favorite of all time tied with Deus Ex) : kbnerd
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  i haven't played this game and so you can tell me i'm talking crap, i don't care, but i think you expecte... : skitfish
  • That is exactly what it sounded like. : Ebu

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  Is it a good game? : dognose
  • yeah we need more info : Mr.Fusion
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    Honestly, no, it's not. It's technically impressive in some regards, but it's not really fun by any mean... : Ecks
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      Oh. Well can I like it anyway? Does anything blow up? : dognose
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        Yep, lots of stuff. You can set minions on fire, and watch them run around while they're dying :). I ma... : Ecks
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          It sounds good. I liked Postal 2; I'll play anything. I'm at work but I will make time to play this tom... : dognose
          • Tagged for home downloading : dognose
    • That's cool. You're already one step beyond Peter Molyneux in my book. : Ratsofatsorat
• yay for you! : kbnerd
• nice job. : italiano3d
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  did we really need a vs. sever 2? :( : losimagic
  • you're going to make him angry!!! : kbnerd
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  post beta download link. : mista mista
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    I'll post the gold link tomorrow when it's done. It's free for everyone! : Ecks
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      better be careful, Claude's panties get in a bunch if it's hosted anywhere off the main DigiPen website ! : lord cecil
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        I really don't care what he thinks. We've been hosting our games off-site ever since we've made them onl... : Ecks
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          yeah, apparently Bontago is being hosted by Gamespot and DigiPen is looking into whether or not they can ... : lord cecil
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            It's sad, but I wouldn't doubt that. DigiPen is lawyer happy. As for what they can do about it, I'm not... : Ecks
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              hrmmm i don't know as much about the inner workings in DigiPen as you, are there other cases as lawyer ha... : lord cecil
              • Talk to me about it in person, there's too much to go over in a small little post (especailly when I shou... : Ecks
    • pomg sexcellent! : mista mista
• Congratulations! : Serpico74
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  When you get in the game industry that pace will never stop. : GeorgeB3DR
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    Actually for most companies, they get a break when they release a game... : deathofrats
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      This is true. Pre-production is also generally pretty relaxed. Then the other 95% of the time you're bu... : Krypt_
      • Working on a game and being able to walk away from it when I go home will be nice. I hate the feeling th... : Ecks
      • I'm in pre-production right now, it's awesome. Unfortunately, this means I get jacked for Biz-dev until a... : timaste
    • lol... I'm pretty sure George knows whats up. : yAak
    • Something for George to look forward to someday then ;) please show at E3 : flooq
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    He's talking about actually making it to gold though. C'mon George. That was a slow ball down the midd... : Cygnus X-1
    • You win this round. : Drewus
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      Why do you list a game credit list? Publisher producers pretty much don't do jack shit. :) : GeorgeB3DR
      • Assistant or associate producers are the best only because you can shorten their title to ASS PROD. : Fred Garvin
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        without a good production team some developers are just a lost flock without a shepard. Aimlessly meander... : Cygnus X-1
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          If business sense is what lead to 99% of the titles we see today being the way they are and 1% actually b... : italiano3d
          • god* mind numbingly annoying, not good. : italiano3d
        • Yeah but crazy rock band games often fucking own. : flooq
  • At least I won't have 5 other classes in addition to making a game :). : Ecks
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    Don't you guys at least break for a month or two after finishing a game? : SpaecKow
    • You set it up, but I don't have the heart to knock it down. : Ratsofatsorat
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    George, I'm curious, what type of hours are you working nowadays? : Ecks
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      His lack of response is your answer. : orgcaptainnemo
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        He's either working too hard on DNF or he's partying* too hard. *by this I of course mean playing WoW ... : MONGOLOID
        • Hah, nice. : deathofrats
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  I take it this is different than the kung-fu stick-figure one? : Ratsofatsorat
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    Yep, totally different game. This one is a catapult flinging, minion squishing, circular island mayhem g... : Ecks
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      is it 3D? OpenGL, DirectX?, what language? cool stuff like rigid body physics, fluid, cloth etc? HDR (lol... : Mr.Fusion
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        DirectX, randomly generated heightmap'd terrain that includes mountains, hills, lakes, trees, and paths. ... : Ecks
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          very neat.. i can't wait until you post it. I had a class here at Poly in which we made a small game, but... : Mr.Fusion
          • We have a lot of assignments other than the game, we just make time for it. I've had a 22 credit semeste... : Ecks
        • Jesus christ I'm sorry, it's in OpenGL. I did my model loader program in DirectX, and I confused the two... : Ecks
• Congrats! I look forward to seeing what you guys came up with. : yosemiteclimber
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  Congrats! Bed crunch time! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Not quite yet :(. I still have 3 assignments I have to do by Wednesday. Spline pathing, a cloth simulat... : Ecks
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  Congrats! You always end up hating what you work on as you finally finish, but come back in a few months... : timaste
  • haha yeah thats how it is with the levels I design. : italiano3d

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• you should just get a better verizon plan. you should be paying ~$60 for 2 phones with different numbers ... : kbnerd
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  The lady-friend and I both have Verizon, thus granting us unlimited calling between us. That and the $5 ... : liqker
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    I think you and kbnerd are right, we need to switch plans. We don't have free calling between us save fo... : dognose
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      I think the free calling between Verizon cell phones is a gimme no matter what service plan you have. Un... : liqker
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        i think you're right. he likely has a really old plan that doesn't include any of this stuff. it looks li... : kbnerd
        • Yeah you're right. Our phones are old too, they take black and white Polaroid photos and play MIDI ringt... : dognose
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          Wouldn't he need a Family SharePlan for 2 lines? Seems like the cheapest of those is 700 minutes; $69.99 ... : yoonix
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            + another $30 in taxes and hidden fees? :( : dognose
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              probably another $7-14 in fees. : kbnerd
              • Still better than what we got now. Thanks all. : dognose
          • yes he does..and you're right. i had the right plan in the checkout but read the price off the non-family... : kbnerd
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            Yeah, $59.99 only gets 900 minutes for one line. For shareable 2 lines it's $69.99 for 700 minutes. Cingu... : Afterglow
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              What's a Razr? I don't want to play games on my phone, but if I can surf web or take upskirt pictures on... : dognose
              • this is a Razr http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail... : kbnerd
              • Motorola V3 Razr, avail in black, silver... or pink if you want to pay $150 ($50 goes to breast cancer re... : Afterglow
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                Oh, yeah, and as for surfing the web with Verizon: Mobile Web is an additional $5/month, and it uses your... : yoonix
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                  Cingular Medianet (Internet) info: http://cingular.com/media/media_net Doesn't come out of minutes, bu... : Afterglow
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                    Verizon's Vcast is unlimited at $15/month, I think. Isn't worth it though. :( : yoonix
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                      Wasn't the Sidekick supposed to be all that and a 6pack of ham-flavoured cola? Legend had it surfing was... : dognose
                      • i think sidekicks were only popular with bublegum chewing sorority girls (and Snoop Dog). : kbnerd
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                        Sidekick is T-Mobile and you still need to pay for a data plan to surf. You could spring for a PDA phone ... : yoonix
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                          Well fishnipples and flibbety-floo! >:( Thank you anyway :( : dognose
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                            Just get a regular phone and don't bother with any of the fancy internet stuff. :( Surfing on phones and ... : yoonix
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                              Yeah I think yer right. Except do all cameras on cell phones suck? Like 0.1 MP? : dognose
                              • They all suck, even if they're high resolution. : Toraz Chryx
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                                They all suck. Most of them don't have a flash, and that's often pretty handy. My RAZR has a 1MP camera a... : yoonix
                                • mine has a flash and it still sucks, you simply can't build a decent sensor/optics assembly in an enc... : Toraz Chryx
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              Well i'm not sure about his area but in mine Verizon has by bar the best reception with T-Moble and Cingu... : kbnerd
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                Yeah, I hopped from Cingular to Verizon and wouldn't go back. I actually get reception in the house now. ... : yoonix
                • i never use text messaging. the only person who ever texted me i told never to do it again to just call m... : kbnerd
            • Verizon had a promo a few weeks back for 2 RAZRs for $99, but I think that's over now. :( I paid $150 ... : yoonix
    • How long have you been with Verizon? Free "in" calling is standard on all current plans, maybe you're stu... : yoonix
  • God, I wish I signed up for that $5 unlimited "in" text messaging when it was going on. It's $10 now; you... : yoonix
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  compelling reason #1: Cingular 8125. /shill : g0nk
  • TMOBIL MDA SHILL : conandan
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    i don't understand this reason. what does 8125 mean?? : kbnerd
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      it's da phone silly! http://www.cingular.com/8125_consumer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kadXHztT_MA : g0nk
      • that's really expensive =-( : kbnerd
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    How much you paying a month though? It's the service like $44 a month on top of like $40 for a regular p : kanix
    • You can use their standard data plan for $19/month with the 8125. I pay ~$60/month for voice and unlimit... : Dechter
• No reason not to. But then again, its really your choice what you want for cell service. I switched from ... : darklox
• My GF and I have one Virgin Cell phone between us, and put 15 dollars on it every three months. We basic... : sweat
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  I use Cingular, and Duke is part of my username. You want to be like Duke dont you? Dont you? : Rauol Duke
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    * nods slowly & slides hand in pants * : digitalburro
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      * licks lips hungrily * : Rauol Duke
      • keep going... : mikecyb

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• As long as Michael Giacchino does the score, I am satisfied. : sgtsanity
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  I predict an atrocity. Furthermore, I predict a pandemic of rage-induced blindness once this makes its w... : buroja
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    Have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up? : sgtsanity
    • I'm feeling the urge to drink the blood of a live Targ. : buroja
• So, will Kirk and Spock admit their feelings in this one? : RatBastard
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  Well, I'm not going to say this is bad. JJ has proved himself, just .. not really with Scifi. I guess we'... : K1Bond007
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    Abrams had a good thing going with Alias and the whole Rambaldi thread. Then, no matter how you look at ... : buroja
    • Sonuvabitch. "two his subordinates" = "to his subordinates." Bedtime for me. : buroja
    • Rambaldi was cut back because ABC didn't like it so they pressured them to cut back. The producers of the... : K1Bond007
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  Anyone other than Shatner and Nimoy playing Kirk and Spock is pure unadulterated blasphemy. How could an... : riptyde
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    Same people that thought Enterprise was a good idea. Most people didn't like the show, not because it had... : K1Bond007
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      I disagree. A prequel was a great idea, the execution is what killed it. I would've loved to see the ... : rahba
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        ^ True. Ignore seasons 1 and 2 (with the odd exception of an episode here or there) and see seasons 3 an... : buroja
        • Dude, you don't like a dose of Captain Riker? : riptyde
        • I was so sad to see it go after those 2 seasons. I knew it was over halfway through the 4th season thoug... : stgdz
        • Season 4 showed the most promise out of anything they did, but to say that S3 and S4 greatly improved the... : bargeld
      • You watched that many? I swa two: the first one and the "I can see my house from here" episode. That wa... : RatBastard
  • "New Coke". : RatBastard
• J.J. Abrams is an intriguing choice. I'm looking forward to what he develops. : wild falcon
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  this is me being optimistic : cpt_gloval
  • At least it's not the director of the last one who didn't seem to care less about the established Trek st... : node
• the problem with Trek is that the people who got control did not respect the subject matter. If someone d... : steelsamurai
• young kirk and spock? i imagine there'll be lots of generic rage? : dodob
• 40 years, 10 hours and 23 minutes ago... : dodob
• why the heck would you make a movie that is locked to such specifics of the already defined startrek univ... : smacknca
• I think it's still too soon to try to revive the franchise, people have had an overload of Star Trek, I m... : someWayne
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  Right now Abrams is God and I pray at the altar. : GeorgeB3DR
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    maybe if you spent a little less time praying at alters... you know, stuff would happen? Ikeed.Ikeed.k... : hirez
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      Too late. You've de-motivated me. Delay initiated : GeorgeB3DR
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        You really need to have a huge list at the back of the manual of people who delayed the game. : sgtsanity
        • "the internet" ? : hirez
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          There go the rainforests. : GeorgeB3DR
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            that's fine the rainforests only exist to house really loud and annoying birds anyway. : kbnerd
            • yeah but there are some monkeys in there and they kick ass : Mr.SEX
          • hahah nice. : Phil
      • damnit hirez, you're fucking fired : mikecyb
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  Nice to see they waited a nice long amount of time before recommencing the flogging of the expired equus ... : five_percent
  • 2008 would be 6 years since the last movie. : baron calamity
• I'd be able to use Abrams' work for something if he didn't write such godawful dialogue. : SpaecKow
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  First, JJ Abrams is a fuck. I love Lost but he is still a fuck. Second, Young Kirk and Spock? Are ... : rosewood
  • Well, Enterprise totally screwed things up. They'd have to pull a "Dallas" (the last season was just a d : RatBastard
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  Thats just great. Who wants to bet we see Kirk pulling his kobayashi maru stunt. I don't want to know abo... : Tincan
  • *sigh* hollywood still pulling the prequel card. : reverend~heresy
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  what a terrible premise : byorn
  • It already sounds retarded. I just don't care at all about the pre-next gen trek. DS9 movie plzkthx. : node
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  God dammit Jim, I'm a nurse not a doctor : chazums
  • lol : ZeroSignal
• Necrofilmography: The unholy reanimation of dead and decaying film franchises. : Arcanum

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• LOL @ Baldy : kbnerd
• lol. you dumbass. : ki11_viru5
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  Oblivion made you _______. : BobBarker
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    gay : virus
    • That's why I refuse to buy this game. It makes you gay :( : yosemiteclimber
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  That's what we call irony. : K1Bond007
  • you need to look up irony because his story is not even a coincidence, which is often mistaken for irony.... : mikecyb
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  ahahahaha shit : downrightevil
  • Your laughter + your name = >:( : TotalFusionOne
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  1. save patch of hair 2. glue it to your crotch 3. ??? 4. profit! : vassili_zaitsev
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    Crotch wig, PROFIT! : timaste
    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin : RatBastard
• No I know why you were reluctant to buy it. : Ratsofatsorat
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  use the peanut butter solution, but only a little bit! : strandgeck
  • Used it all on my crotch :\ : TotalFusionOne
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    I remember that movie. It was cracked out wasn't it? like they ended up making paintbrushes with the kid'... : Modulus
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      Wow, I remember that.. what movie is it? : iamgoat
      • http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089789/ : Modulus
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  Okay Oblivion question... I'm kinda just tap tap tapping at my shoulder button for my sword... There I... : TotalFusionOne
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    you can hold it for a power swing. As your blade / blunt skill increases you can do side ways and backw : chazums
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      Not anymore. I shaved your moms back while I was doing her doggy style. I got enough for a mullet. : TotalFusionOne
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        You should have turned the lights on, you did the dog. : chazums
        • There's a "bitch" joke in here somewhere. : yosemiteclimber
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          isn't that what he just said? : riptyde
          • took me two reads to finally get that one. yowza! haha : PlanetPerfecto
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        I have no idea what I was replying to but I disagree : kgargonmagrix79
        • oh it was lol : kgargonmagrix79
• That's why you leave shit like hair dye to the bitches - because they actually care enough about their lo... : SpaecKow
• Oblivion rocks. : brickmatt
• haha Oblivion it will make you pull your hair out. It's that hardcore. : italiano3d
• Shave your head. : trOmblyj
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  you'll be fine. condition the shit out of it. i once dyed my hair red then tried to bleach it back blo... : dahanese
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    Redhead > Blonde At least on girls. : Dynotaku
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      redheads are total toss-ups. either you're a fine bitch or should be burned at the stake. never is there ... : reverend~heresy
      • True, true... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• hahaha, I've had small patches of bald after dying/bleaching too long. in my experience, they grow back.... : burningtrees
• Pics pls. + lol : Phil
• hahaha ohhh man. DUUDE : suqur
• ahahahahahahaahaha!! : warcrow