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  Windows Media Encoder? : Wheatloaf
  • hawtness. didnt know it would do stuff with vobs. now i got a wmv but it plays at like 4fps. i guess i ha... : nadasurf2
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  Another question, If the video on the DVD is already encoded in mpeg2, is there a way to just convert the... : nadasurf2
  • You can get software that will transcode it. I believe there is something called video cleaner or just c... : Wheatloaf

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  You forgot to warn against the one wearing the turin-shroud. Or, if you like, sumo diaper. : ifallible
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    Don't you have dudes you should be humping or something? : Kerath
    • Somebody's a little sensitive. It MIGHT BE YOU! : ifallible
• bless you my son :D : -Panther-
• Actually 5 sets. Oops. : Kerath
• tagged for ... curiosity? : mystifier

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• I think what it means to say is that Make sure your display is set to 16 bits or more : jellystones1

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  It's Phil's fault. : grandmasterlee
  • Seriously, before that deviant and his ilk came along we had honest to goodness competitions where everyo... : -Panther-
• Well, I've long known to let others tread first and report back before I view the link. You try to get a ... : Sarcastro
• There seems to be more and more NWS post everyday. Or maybe it may have something to do with the fact th... : bitter ego
• I like posting dicks and man-ass! :D : jessipoo
• http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7553/cantbelieve8qn.jpg : sikander
• http://sikander.shackspace.com/klum/ : sikander
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=teratogen never forget : Magus
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    what happened to him? his post history just... ends : osiris_brad
    • probably got his throat slit by one of the hookers he was always bragging about nailing : judge
• Well, we don't have a "sick" tag, which we should, IMHO. As far as gay NWS stuff: suck it up and get ove... : RatBastard

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  Great, now i know i have to defend Bruma...... : Drewus
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    Now the whole game is ruined. : jahulio2
    • NooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOooOOO!! : Drewus
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  reload an older savegame, thats really weird. this is in the chapel? : manlyman
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    yeah, i don't know if i have an older save :( : pyide
    • I had the same thing happen in the chapel after the emperor went all dragon-style and killed Dagon. I ev... : riptyde
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  Try Block + Use. Hopefully he'll stop attacking you. : freshyk
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    Oh shit, didn't read. I guess you need to reload an old saved game. : freshyk
    • well, i tried one that was two hour older, before miscarcand and a few city gates were shut and the same ... : pyide
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  so will my game break if he dies there? is he supposed to be kept alive for anything? i don't know why it... : pyide
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    I don't think he can, he will just get knocked unconcious and get up a few min later. : devi| dog
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      well i can loot him and everything :/ it's pretty funny though, the countess starts punching him when : pyide
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        If a character dies, they're not needed to finish any quests you haven't already done. : Vincent Grayson
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          that's not true. if it's a minor quest they can still die before you finish. : kbnerd
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            You sure? I see those crown icons on totally minor people from time to time that I know are only part of ... : Vincent Grayson
            • yup. i screwed one up that way (but it might be the only one you can kill since the person giving you the... : kbnerd
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    no your game won't break. he died for me not too much later in front of an oblivion gate and he isn't nee : kbnerd
    • okay, thanks! : pyide

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  may I ask why you'd not just suck it up and get a next gen console? :( : boomstickah
  • Good question, and it's one I think I'm able to answer. I'd love to own a sequel to my launch-day non-HD- : BulletPro
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  What kind of screen are you projecting onto? And are you adverse to spending a bit more on the PJ for a m... : angrytaxman
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    Haven't obtained the screen yet. Why do you ask? Also, which PJ are you referring to as being a better PJ... : BulletPro
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      I ask about the screen because it's a very important part of your theater, but something that many people... : angrytaxman
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        Oh I just took a look online and see that the Z4 is about $2k and I must say that the HC3000 is definitel... : angrytaxman
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          I paid $1700 for the Z4, and it came with a mail-in coupon for a free replacement bulb. : BulletPro
          • FYI, my main comparisons were between the Z4, the AE900, and the HD72. HD72 has a 4x color wheel and my b... : BulletPro
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  Just get a standard dvd player for now, and see how the whole next-gen dvd format war plays out. The dif... : tbreffni
  • That's a thought. Cyberhome makes the 655, an upconverting HDMI DVD player for $80. : BulletPro

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• Maybe I file a separate W-2 for: summer job interest from bank account #1 interest from bank account... : monohydrate
• W-2 and 1099 are forms for filing different kinds of income. W-2 is for income where you were an emplo... : jforman

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• the older generation they tend to die a lot. I work with VP201B and have replaced at least 5 in the last... : BobBarker

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  I know Tito's going to win his fight via boring decision or cut, but I'm hoping Forrest accidentally drop... : genjuro
  • Arlovski is going to kill Silva, I can't wait!! : digitalburro
• That's the PPV mentioned here: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11978875 : digitalburro
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  Wait a minute this shit costs $40?? I'm not paying that much to watch a Wolf-Man dismantle a guy that... : genjuro
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    Yeah, that's why I don't watch the PPV events, because they have about as much bang-for-your-buck as a Ty... : Bean
    • Only two of the five (?!?!?) fights from this PPV will be worth watching. The sherk - diaz fight should b : genjuro
• crazy russians and their sambo. i want to see some shaolin shit \m/ : reverend~heresy
• yeah i'd be really surprised to see sylvia dominate the standup.. he seemed really sluggish against silva... : wetard
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  So is anyone watching this or what? Ortiz - Griffin is about to start. Griffin made an unwise choice f... : genjuro
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    You decided to pay for it, huh? Also, what music did he choose? : Bean
    • War - Why can't we be friends : Kiriakos
    • It's the Trick Daddy single that included a sample of an Ozzy song. : genjuro
    • Three 6 Mafia - "It's hard out here for a pimp" : -Panther-
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      Gah. You'd think Tito would've used his year off to learn some effective striking. No Tito, don't attemp... : genjuro
      • did he lay on him and try to get a cut? : wetard

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• Hey good lookin : opengl128
• it becamse a choice and now all the cool kids are doing it! : Clay
• I really don't know, I haven't noticed it. : askedrelic
• the sword fight was totally not gay : red2lucas

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  No? :( Awwwww she will be dissapointed, such a WoW nerd. so not getting laid now . : Normality
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    /arnold " Stop whining" /arnold http://ianknauer.com/Onyxia%20Wipe.swf : deathofrats
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      There is a reason i am asking for a mirror though :( 509 Bandwidth exceeded. : Normality
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        In the meanwhile: http://www.narcissus-guild.com/raidassistant.swf : Experiment IV
        • i don't even play WoW and this made me LOL : kbnerd
        • Yeah that is awesome to have but I just want one with the actual .swf :( SOMEONE had to of saved it....o... : Normality
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          is that him? :( why the accent? : boomstickah
          • It says that's not him, but the accent sounds like some kind of European accent anyway so it's a feasible... : Chris Remo
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        gah, wanted to show the gf... oh well :( : dextius
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          I hoped the shackers wouldnt have let me down on this one....but looks as though it has finally happened ... : Normality
          • yeah, maybe someone has it in their cache, I can dump it on my shackspace or something.. : dextius
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            I don't know what the swf contains, but here is the ytmnd. http://onyserious.ytmnsfw.com/ : cornchak
            • Yeah thats the audio the .swf made it 300x funnier :( Thats why I wanted it so bad. : Normality
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  FOUND: http://www.50dkpminus.com/ : Normality
  • you rule! fricking hilarious ... gf even found it funny.. : dextius
  • Never seen that, that was awesome. : acidnynex
• Anyone have that flash link? 50dkpminus.com seems dead... : whippy

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• but at least you don't have to go to work? : skinlab133
• i had the same thing happen. minus the strep and minus the ER. i sit out all my sickness. my yellow genes... : reverend~heresy
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  spoon of turmeric + glass of milk : grandmasterlee
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    + antibiotics : Mansmells
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      turmeric is already an antibacterial agent : grandmasterlee
      • pretty risky. strep throat is dangerous if not treated properly. : Mansmells
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    haha! what do you prescribe when he then gets streptococcal toxic shock syndrome or poststreptococcal gl... : bolus
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      I recommend Dihydrogen Monoxide. : johnny skidmarks
      • that stuff can kill you! : drucifer
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  If they offer you the uber dose of penicillin via a shot to the inside of your throat, do it. I had scarl... : jessipoo
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    I'm trying to think of how they get a shot to the inside of your throat. The mental image I'm getting is ... : zakk
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      It's pretty easy. Long, giant needle in the mouth and bam. It's not the most comfortable thing in the wor... : jessipoo
      • It's the 'long giant needle in the mouth' part that scares me yet makes me laugh. I think the laughing pa... : zakk
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      I did get a shot in my ass though. : cbslf
      • just like Biggie! : drucifer
      • ... and the wierd thing was, both the doctors hands were on my shoulders : skitzo
• I read that as deep throat : red2lucas
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  Shacknews: It Requires You Seek Medical Attention Lately anyhow :[ : Lunatic Angelic
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    Shacknews: It Gets You Sick :[ : Experiment IV
    • that's 'cause the employees don't wash their hands >:( : drucifer
• Oh hey, that reminded me of when I had pneumonia. It started with the shaking chills in late April at the... : 69shots
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  My brother's been in the hospital for a week. he has almost no white blood cells, and his red blood cell ... : Deathlove
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    sounds more like your brother is fucking crazy, or has some super important job : cucumber1972
    • He's just bored off his ass and figures he feels well enough to work, so why burn through disability? He'... : Deathlove
• dibs on your stuff : redfive

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• the F keys are your friend : mo13

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  Incoming I Love the Cock post? : unlurker
  • well, I think he went to sleep :( but a massive drunk post would have made my weekend :D : RobFlinn

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• Yeah, it comes out quite soon. Hasn't been announced for a North American/European release yet, unfortun... : Chris Remo
• Well thats good to know because I'm having a heck of a time trying to find Earthbound for the SNES. : bitter ego

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  was she in the cracker vid? : kbnerd
  • only her voice : proclone1
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  I need pix of SIL, forget the wife. : TaXXuS
  • whatever happened to the SIL and Girls Gone Wild ? We saw her pic with the GGW dude and I began a 40 day ... : lord cecil
• i, too, am curious. : reverend~heresy
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  Do you really think Phil is this stupid? : zakk
  • you sayin maybe she's super hawt? and the kids made her super insane? : reverend~heresy
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    images of the mrs. phil have been presented before. they weren't nws though. : Clay
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      How about Phil? I imagine him to look like Hank Hill. : jessipoo
      • haha. damn texan stereotype! : reverend~heresy
    • I think that guy is shifty. He'd totally post a picture of someone else's wife just to throw us off the t... : zakk

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• How did they connect male-to-male without an adapter? : sgtsanity

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  it's because tool never changes. tool is always tool. so if you like tool and want new stuff, rest assure... : reverend~heresy
  • Definitely a good thing. When I put Led zep on, I want to hear something that sounds like them. Not th... : creeping-death
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  Ouch. Try looking at not so main-stream bands for awesome, consistant music. : adhy
  • Indeed. : deeveee
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    What would you suggest? : crummynz
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      The Magnetic Fields, The Firey Furnaces, Wilco, Lee Hazlewood, Scott Walker, Nick Cave, Depeche Mode, The... : adhy
      • And ya know if you like dark sinister music, I you must check out the Nick Cave album "Murder Ballads" : adhy
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        my god, fischerspooner? those bands have very little in common with tool. wilco is awesome, but where the... : Supine
        • I wasn't going to say anything, but since you did... half the bands on that list make me want to stab mys... : Ctrl-Phreak
        • Wow I can't believe your somehow saying Tool compares to ANY of those bands lyrically. Damned shame. Chec... : adhy
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          And what's wrong with bright eyes? Not tool like, given, but damn they (he) can write a song. : adhy
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            not to sound like an ass, i'm honestly curious. name a few Bright Eyes songs that you think have great ly... : Ctrl-Phreak
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              Some plans were made and rice was thrown A house was built, a baby born How time can move both fast a... : adhy
              • Going to meet some friends for a drink. I do not mean to take a jab at other people's musical tastes. I g... : adhy
          • his contrived douchebaggotry is what I think is wrong with him. i like a lot of indie groups, but he bot... : donuthead
        • Hey Fischerspooner have made at least 2 good tunes! : spdon
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  Foo Fighters are still just as good. Every song on every album is decent to awesome. No meh's : conandan
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    i agree with you from what i've heard. : reverend~heresy
    • seriously, every single CD is good. I know, I own them all. That is one band that seriously knows how t... : conandan
  • Agreed. They keep getting better and better. : riptyde
  • This man does indeed speak the truth. Foo Fighters are great, do yourself a favor and run out right now ... : gibson_lp
• The new TOOL single is indeed awesome, IMO the best song I've heard from them yet. : -efx-
• Opeth delivers! : knepus
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  I like it but it sounds like a Lateralus left over. : raija
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    I think its more between aenima and lateralus really : VegasX
    • Who the heck cares? Honestly? Those were both GREAT albums, and if this album is in the same vein, i'l... : creeping-death
• Where can I hear this? Even a low quality stream would be good : glio1337
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  Pluh. I already have lateralus and don't need more of it, which is what (by the sound of things) this rec... : SpaecKow
  • Yes, I agree. Tool should obviously change their sound to appease the flavor of the month masses.... ... : creeping-death
• I have to agree. I can't stop listening to it. I'm in a cover band and suggested to the drummer we lear... : lonza
• It's almost hypnotic. I must have listened to it 40 times already and I'm still loving it. Sounds a lot l... : nomaad
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  Is the entire track available for download or just that 30 second clip? : aeg1x
  • The whole track has been leaked. : crummynz
• That is an awesome loud song. I need more loud songs. You know, those songs that sound better as you appr... : Alf Alpha

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• protip: it's in your pants : digitalburro
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  2 strippers and an 8 ball will help on that quest. : skitzo
  • my my, you're so ... together, skitzo. : gakera
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  get fired? : Clay
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    No not at all, I am leaving in May though. I am Taking a Job with a consulting company in Norwich : smdever
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      no more oil baron or is it related? : Tincan
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        They do accountability auditing for North Sea oil and Gas platforms. : smdever
        • So the real you is just being The Man in a different country? I kid : zakk
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      Y O U C A N ' T F I R E M E I Q U I T ' D : Gaurav Sharma
      • ok i totally messed that up. : Gaurav Sharma
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      Conneticut sucks : kevp
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        Norwich in the UK : smdever
        • so no more oil baron? ANSWER QUESTION >:[ : osiris_brad
        • Arr, that be jus' dun the rud, boy. : Balboa
        • yeah norwich still sucks though. : spdon
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          I grew up near Norwich (ok, from age 1 to age 4) : drucifer
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            I was born there and stayed til I was 2! : Rasnowl
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              (Norwich, CT not Norwich, UK) : Rasnowl
              • no, the UK one.. we lived in Watton, actually, Dad was in the Air Force : drucifer
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  I suggest playing Queen very loud. : not work safe
  • oh how i want to break freeeee : jessipoo
  • mama, life had just begun! : Postal
  • got no common sense i've got nobody left to beliiiieeeeeeeeeve : reverend~heresy
• The real me is sitting in front of a fucking computer. Congrats. : Experiment IV
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  Who says "Le sigh" ? : sharkII
  • the french Charlie Brown : klearlyunseen
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    Pepe LePue : drucifer
    • and sTeve Gibson http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/41629/ : drucifer
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  The real me left long ago and is pursuing a career in art. The carcass it left behind to support the fami... : quietb0y
  • this post makes me ever so sad. : cucumber1972
• The last time I said that, I spent 6 weeks in various chinese monestaries meditating and living like a mo... : spiffymc
• I remember times like those. Nowadays, whenever I see my cat chasing her own tail, running and jumping ar... : Judicator.Khas
• It's only after you've lost everything that your free to do anything. : Yabrodan

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• I asked this earlier : conandan
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  Are those mods for Oblivion? : ChibiJosh
  • har har what a comedian : buzzbat
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  Im up for RO. My bf2 dvd has been banished to the shelf. : deeveee
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    why? you are so good at BF2. : conandan
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      Hes overrated : Concrete
      • No u. : deeveee
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    I just could not get into RO. I tried but it just didn't happen. : themelon
    • do or do not... there is no try : buzzbat
• I'm selling my copy of BF2 DVD edition. Any offers? : essdub
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  i just started playing bf2 again somewhat regularly .. if anyone is interested in a battle or doing a squ... : Mansmells
  • Seems there's interest, http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11980567 we just need a server : Tincan
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  Ok BF2 squad at 70.86.55.42 : Tincan
  • hop on teamspeak as well if you like : Tincan
  • im in bitches : buzzbat
  • ong my wayyyyy : conandan
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  HEY BITCHES SHACKSQUAD ACTION @ 64.34.180.28 get on teamspeak too if you know whats good for you! :D : buzzbat
  • Buzzbat's having connection problems so me and conan are still on the 70.86.55.42 : Tincan
• Well Im out. That was fun conan : Tincan

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  an interesting thought. it wouldn't be hard to keep updated once you brought it up to present. i would on... : kbnerd
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    Yeah, I had to consult GameRankings. And I only went back to 2003 because my 04 and 05 lists were so sad ... : Magus
    • well, i typically finish every game i own with the only exception i can think of off hand being Invisible... : kbnerd
• So how did you like Barbie Horse Adventures? I am totally thinking of buying it for my little sister myse... : aavenr
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  I'm already sort of doing this right now, actually. I'm compiling a huge list of every game I can think ... : Chris Remo
  • Wow, that sounds daunting. Almost like work. :( My list of games to beat is pretty short. In no real o... : Magus
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  I maintained a 'Pile of Shame' warpact on a forum for about two years, which was a lot of fun for working... : Gauss
  • I think this format is very simple and easy to do... which is why I'm doing it. If it involved real work ... : Magus

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  That is very cool. I like how by "World Tour" they actually mean the 13 colonies and Sweden. : Mantle
  • Yeah, it's an annoyingly short list. I wish they'd expand it, and do these types of concerts more often. : Ratsofatsorat
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  ARghghgh, I want to go to that SO BAD : Chris Remo
  • Fly in motherfucker! : Ratsofatsorat
• You lucky son of a bitch. : Helter Skelter
• Bring a lighter and shout Freebird! DO THE ONE THAT GOES DAH DAH DAH DAH DUH DUH DAH DAH DAH : genjuro
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  I got to see Uematsu at a show last year. it was FF music, and his band the Black Mages were there to clo... : Ctrl-Phreak
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    Was it the Dear Friends thing? I tried to go to that, but it didn't work out. I was really pissed. Which ... : Ratsofatsorat
    • yeah, that's the one. I worked too much this week (been up since 4am today), so my brain just couldn't co... : Ctrl-Phreak
  • btw, they closed with The Black Mages and the Orchestra doing One Winged Angel. The Black Mages have a ba... : Ctrl-Phreak
• Dammit! I looked at tickets 2 weeks ago, but decided not to since uematsu wasn't going to be there. Now... : TaXXuS

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• It's like they made the movie just for me!!! : Bean
• wait...is that out already?? : kbnerd
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  It just came out in theatres (limited release) : railchu
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    oh snap. i had assumed 2005 = out on dvd :( : mallrice
    • I wish it were out on DVD already so I can watch it again, for the subtitles. I couldnt catch all of the ... : railchu
• its only in theatres and was filmed in my home city San Clemente, ca : ^tsavo^
• Dude, it just came out in theatres. Give it 4-5 months. : Sgt_Boomstick
• haha, yeah dude, I was about to goto the theatre to see that. : mavmavv
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  LOOKS AWESOME. Trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/brick/trailer/ : osiris_brad
  • aww man, its not playing anywhere around here at all :[ : osiris_brad

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  HAHAHAHHA at that second one. I didn't know TFO was balding! ... Also, what mods did you end up using? : crummynz
  • Oh god, I tried so many different mods. Let's see, here's what I have now: BTMod Level 25% slower (I ... : 69shots
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  How many hours did you spend? : aaarrrgh
  • I don't know. :( I went thru 3 characters total. The first was level 16, the second was level 4 (with ... : 69shots
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  Wow, those shots look alot better than the 360 graphics. I think I may have to buy the PC version eventua... : Lightzout
  • I posted these a little while back: http://www.topoftheslide.net/pics/screens/oblivion/anvilevening.jp... : Helter Skelter
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  how did you get that mace to glow so brightly? : ballystix
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    It was a mod, but I forgot the name of it. I only used it temporarily and I highly recommend against it. ... : 69shots
    • 'Pimp My Mace' : drucifer
    • Visually Enchanted? : Kerath
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  what mod makes the UI like that? : eeeealmo
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    And what is the forth %? Progress to next level? : Kerath
    • That's the weapon durability %. : 69shots
  • BTMod with the text UI installed (you need to download the Customization package to get the text UI, just... : 69shots
• What the shit is going on with those eyes, man? : Rotten Deadite
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  nice, here's some pix of my hawtie character and my main dude taken with ufo cam (type tfc in console ... : thebigbeefsandwich
  • http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sexayelfff6ij.jpg http://img62.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sexa... : thebigbeefsandwich

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• I love that site. They post the coolest stuff, it's on my daily reads. : Bean