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• Excellent. It works. +INF! : SiW73
• completely excellent. : anthonybean
• WOW, huge improvement on my end here. A++ : timaste
• Hmm, I'll have to give this a shot next time I have the chance : jugglinmike
• wow, it went under 1MB usage while minimized : RikiTiki2
• +1 inf.. this works beautifully : El Tigre
• wow, that's amazing. +inf+inf+inf+inf : PUPSTAHS
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  Thank you!! :D http://stoofoo.topoftheslide.net/chatty.x?id=1218997 Here's where I stole it from stoo... : Maddog_Delphi97
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    this true? http://stoofoo.topoftheslide.net/chatty.x?id=1219100 : PUPSTAHS
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      I think it's dumb in most cases. If you don't have a reason to take it out of memory (as in, you really ... : omnova
      • Maybe it only impacts how quick you can go back ten pages or something... : Maddog_Delphi97
• I thnk all this does is swap ff out. It's not really freeing up any memory: you're just seeing the workin... : jcupitt
• Nice. : NFXFSX
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  Dudes, ???? :[ http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11716648 : rasputinreborn
  • Oh, ok. : Maddog_Delphi97
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  WHOA GOOD THING WE KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE LINK : haiku
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    shouldn't he haved said stolen from digg anyway? : RikiTiki2
    • Why not go back even further and say stolen from Bugzilla, circa 2001? https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show... : SwiftyPants
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    Hey, credit has to be given always - - I always mention if I make a post on stoofoo that it's a shackrip... : abrasion
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      it's a little common curtosy (sp?) WHY!?? Just quickly open a tab in Firefox and type the word ... : rasputinreborn
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        Who gives a fuck, that's what (sp?) is for. : abrasion
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          Typing parenthesis ess pee question mark parenthesis doesn't cut it any more; there's just no excuse thes : rasputinreborn
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            Haha what is this, are you me now? would you like some cheese with your WHINE? : abrasion
            • ... OH GOD... NOOOOO : rasputinreborn
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    You should make a stupid picture fall down my screen every time you post. That would be so charming. : mallrice
    • You make it sound like a WoW drop, lolz. : Maddog_Delphi97
  • SHUT UP EBAUM OMG : 60days
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  So is stoofoo like an uglier version of the shack? : ki11_viru5
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    http://www.portax.net/shackfaq/?qid=24 : Phil
    • ooh fun.p.s. thanks : ki11_viru5
  • Yup. : Maddog_Delphi97
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    Stoofoo is the Shack's exgirlfriend that cant get over the Shack kicking them out of the apartment. It us... : Rauol Duke
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      It's really not like that anymore dude, I haven't seen an "OMG I WAS BANNED?!?! :( :(" post in a while - : abrasion
      • yea, I saw someone post a link to zero|DPX's thread from google site. They were all like " OMG, this guy ... : ki11_viru5
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        i take offense at you calling stoofoo squabble 2.0. : Clay
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          I take offense at the squabblers constantly calling me out on being fat and stupid but hey, that's life. ... : abrasion
          • Signed!!! : Maddog_Delphi97
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            You can't help it you're fat and stupid. Those insensitive assholes. : Frosty3D
            • Oh 4 day old reply, big man frosty. : abrasion
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      You know this is going to be linked over there in about 3 seconds. : Fred Garvin
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        not really. also duke sounds as bitter/whiny as the some of the guys over there. as for the shack bein... : Hoax
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          The racist jokes, calling each other fag and making claims about sexual positions favoured by the other p : Fred Garvin
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            well thats certainly true, i never posted on squabble for the very reason but stoofoo has certain advanta... : Hoax
            • Oh, it's not about being offended. Seriously, the same "fag" "nigger" "cocksucker" lines over and over ar... : Fred Garvin
          • Sorry, that should have read went to Stoofoo when things went overboard here. : Fred Garvin
          • lol awww muffin : skynet
          • teh shack = disneyland, where having a good time is not only required but enforced stoofoo = a section... : metatr0n
    • You sure went through a lot to think that up. : SlimyPetunia
• Thank god, I've been pissing on my corn flakes the last few months about this. : soggybagel
• Massive improvement : cdbeckman
• tagged for later. : rand04
• That's amazing. I opened 20+ tabs and closed them again except for one, memory usage went to ~55mb. Minim... : nomaad
• impressive! thanks. : Clay

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• it was good stuff. i remember singing the theme song at school. : kbnerd
• just seeing the gold cartridge for the first time was worth the price alone. : porp
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  http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1938717712611269210&q=zelda+theme&pl=true : rasputinreborn
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    piano version's awesome :)http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3133406771514604937&q=zelda+theme&pl=t : rasputinreborn
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      Okay, that guy is a THOUSAND times better than that hack "Video Game Pianist." It's too bad this guy isn... : Chris Remo
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        O_o http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1726764082601543470&q=zelda+theme&pl=true Here I play o : rasputinreborn
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          See, this guy is actually a good musician. Plus, he plays Monkey Island music, so that's an automatic pl... : Chris Remo
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            Agreed, on both counts... this is actually beautiful music to listen to, rather than to smile at the nov... : rasputinreborn
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              Yeah. Man I wish I'd have known about this guy in that big Video Game Pianist thread, so I didn't come o... : Chris Remo
              • Come on Cremo, admit it, you're a pretentious, pompous ass. And we love you for it. : rasputinreborn
        • The song starting 4:22 is one of my favorite songs in Ocarina. But is it really originally from that game... : roggor
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          Holy motherfucking nostalgia. I can't remember a time in my childhood->today when I wasn't playing or ant... : Ratsofatsorat
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            Zelda has been one of the staples of my childhood. It was one of the first games I got for my NES, and o... : Ecks
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              Going to sign this. Add Punch-Out, Rygar, Dragon Warrior, SMBs, many others. A lot of good times spent... : Downforce
              • My addiction with video games started very young. I was 7 or so when I got my NES and I loved it with al... : Ecks
            • I had a cockatiel for a pet, which is an Australian bird that can learn to speak phrases and such. He was... : Ratsofatsorat
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    I remember watching a video of NiN doing the zelda theme... wish I could find that again! : soulr
    • Wasn't it Monster Magnet or someone like that? I'm pretty sure that wasn't NIN, unless they've done it as... : nudel
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  It is indeed awesome. I can't wait for Twilight Princess. First time the music will be orchestrated, plus... : K1Bond007
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    FYI, download mp3 from IGN here: http://cube.ign.com/articles/627/627737p1.html : K1Bond007
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      Don't know who that was, but it ruled. can't wait for it :( : mad-d00d
      • I assume it's Nintendo now. I don't know. It is awesome though. : K1Bond007
  • Actually that probably wasn't Allman because.. aren't they rock? Well.. fuck. IGN lies. Oh well. I don't ... : K1Bond007
  • That's the thing about the game I'm looking forward to most. The first trailer (E3 2004?) I thought was ... : Chris Remo
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  the zelda2 music is also the shit, especially the palace theme. a good approximation: http://www.rpga... : mallocated
  • bump 4 zelda2 appreciation post :( : mallocated
• Hell yeah. I wish I could get those in Mp3. Fucking rock. : brickmatt
• The best part of opening the box back on release day. GOLD CARTRIDGE It was a long time ago, but I : Serpico74
• This game is hard. :( I just beat the first dungeon and found the bow, though! I feel accomplished! : Chris Remo
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  Remo, how old are you? You make it sound like you would've been old enough to remember playing it. I was ... : nyranger66
  • No, I should have said "When it was still being sold." I was going to post a followup then figured there... : Chris Remo
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  What prompted you to play it? Have you played any of the other Zeldas? : ahlee
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    Yeah, I freaking LOVE Zelda games but I've never played the really early ones. I recently beat Wind Wake... : Chris Remo
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      Actually, can I strongly recommend you play Link's Awakening? It's a fantastic Zelda game, let alone Game... : Ratsofatsorat
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        I bought that game back in the day (I did have a Game Boy at least) but never beat it. Actually there's ... : Chris Remo
        • get the DX version and throw it in your GBA. it was years before i finally got around to beating that, as... : mallocated
        • Link's Awakening is one of those games i haven't finsished and it's because the last dungeon is bigged so... : kbnerd
      • I second that. LA was the first Zelda I played (as the GB was my first Nintendo console) and I loved it s... : nudel
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  The Hyrule Symphony medley is the best orchestral version I've heard: http://ahlee.shackspace.com/zeld... : ahlee
  • Yeah, I've heard this before. Great rendition of some of the themes, but I really hate the lame ending. : Ratsofatsorat
  • this is making me want to play LOZ1&2 again =( : virus
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  I played through the final dungeon at night, after I'd just finished reading the Brood series of X-Men ... : Gauss
  • Those dungeons were surprisingly atmospheric considering the amount of pixels they had to work with. : Ratsofatsorat
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  I am retarded. After beating the second dungeon and saving my game, I decided to find out what "Eliminat... : Chris Remo
  • hahahaha : mallocated
  • ouch : pyide
  • Is this the original NES game you are playing? : abrasion
  • hahaha ohhhh man that sucks :( : Katarn3279
• was great at the time. Dont remember it being spectacular though. Played Zelda 2 the other day and thats ... : spdon

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  stick your penis in her ear : sKetchflow
  • i was going to say, she probably just needs some dick. : mallrice
• Start calling the cops on her. You haven't heard a noise from her apartment in days, omg is she dead in ... : ejectorpod
• She wants you to he-man fuck her with your petite penis. : rasputinreborn
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  Maybe complain about her antisocial behaviour? At least then she has complaints against her too? Though I... : physio
  • In other words, you're telling him to lose? : ejectorpod
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  Go about your life like the bitch doesn't exist. Theres no rule in the 'verse to my knowledge that says y... : K1Bond007
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    oh you don't understand, i've re-arranged my entire fucking bedroom cuz i had to move the bed just so not... : vassili_zaitsev
    • I don't see what possible impact she can have on your life, other than becoming more of a nagging bitch. ... : rand04
    • You have a HD camera... capture video of you taking a shower without making extra noise and she can't do ... : Afterglow
• We had a annoying ass neighbor once too. This was not in apartments but in seperate houses, we had our ba... : sanchez
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  Set up a sting operation. Try to get her to lodge complaints when you aren't there and she is psycho. S... : soggybagel
  • Were you a sociopath in a past life? : ejectorpod
  • ^^the only right answer : virus
  • Now we know what liquid you are soggy with. : rasputinreborn
  • dude, this post is fucking hilarious. : PlanetPerfecto
  • ..and when i mention the word 'torrent' my post gets nuked :| : skitfish
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  only one solution: cut off her ears : johnsto
  • Or her tongue.. : ejectorpod
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  I would just start ignoring the claims. Its ridiculous, if she needs that much special treatment, maybe ... : virus
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    i don't ask for special treatment from my neighbors. the really only thing that bothers me is the racing ... : kbnerd
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      *ahem* ... the Sword incident?!? : virus
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        One night last year i think it was a Saturday night at about 3-5AM (i'm not sure of the exact time). The ... : kbnerd
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          Holy shit, psycho. : Ecks
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            i don't converse with them much. : kbnerd
            • I can understand why. I wouldn't either. : Ecks
        • wow yeah - thats weird. : virus
    • i just realized that i forgot to preface that statement with: IAWTP she has no reason to expect specia... : kbnerd
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  take a 3-5 day out of house vacation. see if she complains. it'll help if you setup your computer to play... : j0nchan
  • ahha, it's funny i went on vacation a couple of months ago and she didnt't compain. a week after i get b... : vassili_zaitsev
• Find some crickets and slide them under her door when she's away. The idea is that she goes insane an... : ayesel
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  Write "GGNOREKTHXBYE" on a slip of paper, tape two earplugs to it and slide it under her door. : Delusional
  • Oh, and as a side note, I currently work a rotating shift position (not for much longer) and it just so h : Delusional
• I complained about my neighbours, they always slammed their door so loud my kitchen window would shake - ... : abrasion
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  Yeah just tell her to use some earplugs, or turn on somthing like a fan to help cover up sounds : headbone
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    yeah - i sleep with earplugs in every night/day - why the fuck can't she : virus
    • i can't sleep with earplugs in =-( : kbnerd
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    she won't! the office told her to move her bed away from the wall that's connected to my unit and she re... : vassili_zaitsev
    • ok well i would ignore her then.. she's obviously just a fuckin psycho : virus
    • well that's fucking it then isn't it, fuck her. Go about your life as normal and fuck that bitch : moshman
    • wow. she has the problem and she expect you to adapt to it. yeah, that makes sense. : Clay
    • I'd say fuck it then. Crank up the Skynyrd and lock the door on my way out. : ThomW
• use abrasion's technique to go down on her till she passes out. then shoot her. : rosewood
• What a total bitch. It's your apartment and there's no way in hell you can't shower, walk around, talk or... : tcs
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  lol : mr.sleepy
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    he can't do that - he has to be quiet : virus
    • lol : ColoradoCNC
    • haha, nice. : losder5000
• jesus christ, she can't demand you change your life because she has some disorder. You can be curteous to... : moshman
• the correct answer is to fuck wildly until 1 second before 10pm, then go absolutely silent. : Downforce
• You just need to ignore her, but be reasnoble. If she comes over reading the riot act then just be really... : disembodied potato
• nuke this neighbor from orbit. : hungry hero
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  This lady may sound crazy and/or annoying, inconsiderate, selfish etc...but it is much more likely that s... : PlanetPerfecto
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    while i can appreciate your nice guy approach, this doesn't seem to be a situation where something like t... : virus
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      I agree. But my main point was that by extending an olive branch and seeming reasonable [ie. being more c... : PlanetPerfecto
      • Then again maybe I take that back. Virus is right. The more I think about it...this person is more than l... : PlanetPerfecto
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    I suffer from the same thing. I use these. http://www.macksearplugs.com/product2.htm : reantas
    • 22 decibels isn't enough. i need 30+ to be able to sleep. : virus
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  Get your moviecam and film constantly. Drop a coin and film, make sure to get the sound in, use it in cou... : MrLonghair
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    buy earplugs for her? : suruwek
    • I was about to suggest that... : protozone
• You need leverage. Can you complain about her? She won't stop complaining unless you can come to some ... : protozone
• you are a patient person, to have come this far without fatalities : skitfish
• GO AWAY FOR A DAY OR TWO. THEN WHEN SHE CALLS IT IN, MAKE SURE YOU CAN PROVE NOOONE WAS THERE, PROFIT....... : oldschoolbob-o
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  I have had the same exact problem with neighbors below me. She complained day 1 when I moved in. All I... : gijoehosaphat
  • what a maroon : c0bra
• I would stop tip-toeing and whispering, but definitely avoid things like noisy bang on the wall sex. Just... : SenorSpine
• You should explain to her that neighbor noise is not the only problem. I have the same disorder and ther... : reantas
• Say you suffer from turrets syndrome and violently blather obscenities loudly at random times : retardhumper
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  Maybe you should show her what noise really is. Turn up your TV *LOUD* and spend the night somewhere else... : protozone
  • And put on scarface : Reeves

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  Any multi-millionaire who spends the way you describe won't stay a multi-millionaire for long, unless the... : protozone
  • I think he makes like a half or a million a year or something. Once you have a lot of money you can make... : Wheatloaf
• does he have couch parties in the river? : sanchez
• that apartment is actually more than what i make a month. : kbnerd
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  Money is a bitch, there's no doubt about it. I was going to tell you that a normal California, Bay Area ... : Ecks
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    thats what i was going to say - i have most of that, a nice apartment, great equipment, awesome computers... : virus
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      Yeah? You have a 12mp still camera that you dont even fucking use that much and a damn 35mm movie camera... : Wheatloaf
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        Honestly, those don't actually cost that much. I have no idea how much, but I'm willing to bet $5,000-10... : Ecks
        • EOS 5Ds cost around $3000. A bit pricey, but not unreasonable. : Kentor
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          Nikon D2X's are 12 mpixel and less than $4000 even. I've got no idea on the 35 mm movie camera. : bostrov
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            Like I said, it's a different world. There is such a massive disparity between what you think is reasona... : Wheatloaf
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              I don't think that's a fair generalization at all. Most of the people I know who are doing well are pret... : Kentor
              • IAWTP : kbnerd
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                What isn't a fair generalization? What is it that you agree with, kbnerd? : Wheatloaf
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                  i don't think that the "massive disparity" you are referring to necessarily exists with regards to the po... : kbnerd
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                    There absolutely is a massive disparity there. I'd never be able to save enough money to have the kinds ... : Wheatloaf
                    • There is obviously a gap between what you are making and what he is. that's beside the point. i know wha... : kbnerd
                    • Maybe there is a disparity between what you consider a reasonable purchase and what your friend considers... : Kentor
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                      Your description of what makes this guy "rich" must be innacurate then. Everything in your description... : slickdoody
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                        upper middle class is rich. Its not flithy rich but if you are not rich (I guess if you have lost money y... : spdon
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                          i think what he is describing is just plain middle class (not upper middle) and thus not rich. : kbnerd
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                            if he earns as much as wheatloaf claims then he is upper m/c. Though young people earning around 100k a y... : spdon
                            • well, the only 4 things we know that he spends money on. $1,400 a month for an apartment -> Middle class... : kbnerd
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                          rich = wealthy as far as i'm concerned. upper middle class = not wealthy. Upper middle to me is new(i... : slickdoody
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                            upper mc = business owners etc. Relatively rich compared to average, basically rich by definition. Upper ... : spdon
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                              and most upper mcs will be multi millionairs. : spdon
                              • well i mean more than 1 mill. : spdon
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                              woah, your definitions are really skewed from mine. this is obviously why we are disagreeing. millionaire... : kbnerd
                              • Class definitions are really ambigous. I think upper middle can be roughly defined as $100k-$500k, though... : yoonix
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                      Wait a second, are you trolling? Weren't you the guy who was considering a $500 digital camera fairly re... : Kentor
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                        http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11906177 $1,000 Canadian. : kbnerd
                        • DOH! We found us a troll and a LIAR! He's a witch! : slickdoody
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                        -50 reading points, asshole. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11906236 : Wheatloaf
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                          why would you get a gift of a camera when you need things like shoes? that is incredibly irresponsible. t... : kbnerd
                          • It's really obvious if you think about it. I can save for my own shoes, I can't save enough for a camera... : Wheatloaf
                        • *shrugs* I just remembered in passing your name associated with a digital camera purchase, which seemed ... : Kentor
            • One thing that money can't really buy is skill, he has to invest his own time into it just as much as you... : bostrov
      • no - see, if i dont use something that much, i dont buy it in the first place. :) : virus
  • He has a platinum cross that's literally chock full of diamonds on the front side. I don't know how many... : Wheatloaf
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  I presume you mean $14000 / month? $1400 / month isn't unreasonably high, depending where you live. : bostrov
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    that's actually what i was thinking because i know for a fact that a lot of S Cal apts cost more than tha... : kbnerd
    • I remember when considering taking a co-op in the SF bay area looking for apartments and finding absolute... : bostrov
  • Lawl. I live in minneapolis in a 2 bedroom apartment for 1200 a month!!! : soggybagel
  • Yeah, I pay about that for my appartment in Munich, and there are many that I would consider luxurious th... : moshman
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  he has a business of his own? : xsii
  • a business making moneyhats : dodob
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  In some ways I think the people with ridiculous amounts of money are either less happy or only as happy a... : ayesel
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    Money can make it a hell of a lot easier to find happiness though. So much of the stress in our lives is ... : peanut-
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      Some of these peope probably forget or have never known what that's like. At least that's the feeling I ... : Wheatloaf
      • I don't doubt that. My point is that we all have the capacity to easily achieve a steady and secure incom... : ayesel
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        Well, most of the people responding are more then likely past the point of scraping for food and have dec... : kbnerd
        • Well that makes two of us that are a loss for words. I can't imagine responding to a post like that like... : Wheatloaf
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    I wasn't suggesting money would buy happiness. He's had tough times, and I'm sure the endless moneyhats ... : Wheatloaf
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      Your post and following posts just seemed sort of emo so I thought I'd try to cheer you up. : ayesel
      • Heh, thanks. It can bring out the emo in you when you see what you don't have in such a clear way. Th... : Wheatloaf
  • it can buy you a hell of a lot of coke and prostitutes though. : spdon
  • it can buy all the cool gadgets though! : Clay
• I jokingly asked a rich friend if he cared to donate to the Postal needs a MacBook Pro Fund (this was jus... : Postal
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  It sounds like your rich friend doesn't have anything on my rich friend, who owns the coastline of Florid... : WaterSign
  • my rich friend could beat up your rich friend. : spdon
• He's the drummer from Molly Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man. We were so ... : mrwolf710
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  GO AWAY FOR A DAY OR TWO. THEN WHEN SHE CALLS IT IN, MAKE SURE YOU CAN PROVE NOOONE WAS THERE, PROFIT....... : oldschoolbob-o
  • well thats just a big old bottle of misreply right there it is. : oldschoolbob-o
  • misreply...i hope. : kbnerd
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  I dunno, man, this post and your subsequent lines of discussion make it sound like you want us to be jeal : rand04
  • IAWTP : slickdoody
• from the time my father dated, married, to divorced my ex-stepmother, i watched her go from impoverished ... : dahanese
• Wheatloaf, rest assured, maybe one day you too can become a Horatio Alger success story. : dkrulz

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  is she hot? : jcutner
  • oh. HIS. oh dear. : jcutner
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  my old apartment came with the stereotypical quiet/shy asian girl neighbors. but one of them was damn lo... : smacknca
  • but you didn't mind because you were the one she was yelling at, amirite? : theamazingrand0
  • HOT : feek
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  My apartment is remarkably quiet. It wasn't when I moved in, but the first time one neighbor made too muc... : Bean
  • ^^ going to try this right now... : headbone
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  are you sure they are not just working out? : fsck
  • It's okay, that's what I call it, too. : Bean
  • Yeah, just because they were yelling We're two guys, fucking! OOHH! UHH! doesn't mean they weren't workin... : rasputinreborn
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    It's possible. However, I've never heard anyone at the gym say "Unnggh.. unngghh, yeah... oh yeah that fe : das_runt
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      hahaha... please tell me you've hear the Adam Sandler skit Having Sex or Working Out? : rasputinreborn
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        I have not. : das_runt
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          I lol when I think about it; one of his best that I've heard.. http://www.lyricsdepot.com/adam-sandler/s : rasputinreborn
          • ..though the recorded parts are big lols too, http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11954319 should give you ... : rasputinreborn
      • "there no weights or dumbells here, just my balls" : belal
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  Yes, I have to listen to my brother in law having sex with his girlfriend all the time. Sometimes they f... : Galadriel07
  • water balloons! : kbnerd
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    Hey, I've already offered to take care of the problem for you... it's your fault at this point for allowi... : Bean
    • I told you to come over. Get rid of them for me :( : Galadriel07
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    wait wait wait. your brother-in-law is fucking his gf. so hes fucking around on your sister, his wife? : smacknca
    • you can have a brother-in-law other ways : porp
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      no he is my husband's brother. : Galadriel07
      • that will teach me to not check a profile first : smacknca
• OH NOES NOT THE QUEERS!!!!111 : j33uk
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  just start leaving diapers and bibles on their door step. THEY WILL CHANGE THEIR WAYS. : mallrice
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    diapers? why diapers? : d0pamine
    • help deal with potential long term side effects of anal sex. : mallrice
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  One of the dudes who lives above falls over randomly. You can hear him thud. We used to make fun of him a... : SockMonkeh
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    You're going to hell : Anti_dentite
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      But we didn't know! : SockMonkeh
      • Neither did the savages, but they went to hell just the same. : Anti_dentite
      • lol at desperate protesting of innocence. I can just imagine it at the day of your judgement or whatever.... : skitfish
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  I don't like sex with music. Inavarriably things start to happen to the beat and it always makes me laug... : Boxelder
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    lol, totally.. sometimes if the TV is on, funny things happen too : das_runt
    • yeah, like an adam sandler 'sex or weight-lifting' skit comes on : skitfish
  • ahhah so true :) : abrasion
• Blast some Slayer at full volume for them to get them really pumped up and fucking. Yeah, I know it's : Serpico74
• Henry Rollins has a good spoken word bit about such a situation that involves using Black Sabbath's The M... : Afterglow
• Man, don't make vassili change his life style just because you have a sleep disorder. : systatic
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  GO AWAY FOR A DAY OR TWO. THEN WHEN SHE CALLS IT IN, MAKE SURE YOU CAN PROVE NOOONE WAS THERE, PROFIT....... : oldschoolbob-o
  • or repost for the wrong thread... im having a bad morning : oldschoolbob-o