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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Mar 24, 2006 6:00pm PST
Related Topics – Sony, Wack News

Poor Maarten playing an RPG. I'm not sure how I'm going to break this to his parents. Hopefully they will still at least talk to him a couple times a year.

- SpaceX rocket goes boom - Mars orbiter pics - More Sony + NVidia - HD-DVD players delayed for actual HD-DVDs - Spammer pays $900,000, has to sell one of his 14 cars. :(
Lastly, dont go trying to sell unofficial guides for WoW! VU gets kinda pissy!


























  • So I've got this rapier, I guess, from Toledo Spain. It's at least 40 years old. My mom bought it in Spain in the 60's.

    She basically just gave it to me when I was a toddler to go hit things with. It was unsharpened, and I would smack around anything I could. Frequently, I would use it as a spear. It's in rough shape, but I'm not really looking to restore it. I'm afraid if I find out how much it was worth before I destroyed it I might be tempted to stab myself with it.

    However, for some reason, I unscrewed the hilt and threw it away in a fit of insanity. I often did things like that thinking they might give me magical powers, or that the camera would pan away into a montage and I would wake up an adult. Not sure what I was thinking. The point is, I don't have it anymore.

    For the last 15 years or so the thing has had a firepoker handle for a hilt. This would be fine, except it's a little small, and it doesn't quite match the threading on the blade that well, so it's loose. That gets really frustrating when I start hitting shit with my sword, which I do every day. I'm already frustrated when I get to the point where shit needs to be hit with a sword, and a squirley sword handle doesn't help.

    So I need a replacement hilt. Where in the almighty fuck am I going to find such a thing? I don't want a fruity highlander one either. Someone help me out. Bean, this is right up your alley.