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• I had a pretty sweet M.C. Escher rasterbation last year. : electroly
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  you're gonna become a master rasterbator : Prozium
  • I do have three different walls I could fill with rasterbations! : TheMonkeyWench
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  I want to find a good quality picture of this to rasterbate http://www.goldenstateautographs.com/photo... : bolus
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    I made a bunch a while ago, but never printed them: http://troz.shackspace.com/ (uploading now, there ... : TroZ
    • d'oh, meant to reply to root : TroZ
• at my last job we resterbated a wu-tang clan symbol and hung it in our bosses (boss's? boss'?) cube... t... : mikecyb
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  I made a bunch a while ago, but never printed them: http://troz.shackspace.com/stuff please ignore my ... : TroZ
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    Opening that Fight Club picture froze firefox, heh. : TheMonkeyWench
    • Oh, the photomosaic one? yeah, I think that is over 100MB uncompressed. 7830x10360 or about 77 megapi... : TroZ
    • which fc one? link? : synack
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  All those pictures are stuck together... OHHHH..... nevermind. : Rauol Duke
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    I'm going to rasterbate that pic of you drunk on Mardi Gras. Fag. >:[ then furiously masturbate to it. : TheMonkeyWench
    • This is pretty much a good thread right here. : Rauol Duke
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  any picture of me rasterbate s well : Degenerate
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    I'll just take 64 HoboCam pictures and hang them up. : TheMonkeyWench
    • You really cant get more hotness per square inch : Degenerate
• oh you said RASTERBATE... : Jayx77

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• Congrats!! : kbnerd
• congrats.. now hook it up & play it all night! : Shadowdane
• Congrats man. I pick mine up 9:00am tomorrow morning. : red2lucas
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  xbox id thingy is CoRDieS add me pplz : CoRDS
  • i'll add you tonight : chazums
  • I'll add you when I get home. : essdub
  • will add ya tonight :) : Shadowdane
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    I actually want to buy a 360 just to hear what you'll say on XBL : genjuro
    • you missed raoul in fine form last night in burnout : sigpro
    • I'll smoke you like a shrimp on the barbie!!!! : FormerHPB
  • i'll add you so fast : byorn
  • fine, ill add you.. but i need more games :( : Draco
  • Done. When I finish work I'll whoop you! : TastyWheat
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  aww dang, i cant download the fn3 demo for some reason : CoRDS
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    Worked fine for me two nights ago. And lots of laughs ensued... what's it saying? : Draco
    • it starts, then about 2 seconds later it stops and says sorry your download failed blah blah blah : CoRDS

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• been using it for a while. i love it : khroma
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  grrr. it's dirty up with something. something european. : p4ck3tloss
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    kidding, but I do wonder when they will add the americas for prices. I do however like the world news. : p4ck3tloss
    • I'm so confused. : sharkII
• but... its not google... :( Must not be as cool. : mavmavv
• hey this thing is awesome! thanks! I hooked up the ical viewer to http://www.30boxes.com which I also ... : gegtik

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• No blowjob first? Oh well, probably the best thing. : p4ck3tloss
• smart move. seriously. : fugu124
• Well done champ. : red2lucas
• it's for the best : Mr.SEX
• bro's before ho's : chazums
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  You need to tell your best friend. Now if this were some HS relationship, I would say, dont say anything,... : VegasX
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    That's exactly the thing you DON'T want to do. : red2lucas
    • read my post below. : VegasX
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    Let me also explain a bit more before people start saying that you shouldnt tell him. When we are old ... : VegasX
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      didn't he say in the last thread that he treats her like shit? it sounds more like he pushed her towards... : mikecyb
      • no I dont. I didnt read the entire thread, I admit. I assumed that this was a relatively normal relations... : VegasX
• The planet needs more men like you. Good job sir. : jjlaw
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  I will break from the pack. WTF YOU IDIOT YOU SHOULDA HIT THAT AND THEN HIT IT AGAIN IN THE DIRTBOX : mikecyb
  • THEN TOLD YOUR FRIEND! : AlexXdude
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  you need to tell him... like right the fuck now. : virus
  • well considering I didnt know the entire story I dont know if he should. But what I do think is that she ... : VegasX
  • Not in this case. Given the little information we know about this guy it's safe to say he won't take i... : walker270
• tis' done...time to move on. for all parties involved : vrocket

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  omg have you seen ong bak dude's second movie, tom yung goong or something like that? its like ong bak... : infiltrator`
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    ong bak > tom yum goong by about 1000 imo. : sigpro
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      man you are whack, your relational operator is backwards. : infiltrator`
      • tyg was weak tell the last fight. I actually wanted to FF though a lot of it : sigpro
  • tony jaa ? : barichnikov
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  thx.. just ordered: Robots (Widescreen Edition); I, Robot (Widescreen Edition); Master and Commander - T... : Shadowdane
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    you're cut from the Shack for the I Robot purchase : buzzbat
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      I, Robot wasn't bad. I mean, it's not spectacular, but it had some pretty cool action and overall I enjo... : mikecyb
      • real good popcorn flick. nicely thought/done : barichnikov
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  Hmm...Office Space SE, Ong Bak, and what else? Was Ice Age any good? : genom
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    SIDEWAYS <Ajax>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</Ajax> : tomservo
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      Romantic comedies don't do much for me. : genom
      • It's not like Sleepless in Seattle. This is not your typical romantic comedy. It's higher echelon. Like H : tomservo
      • Me either, but I really liked Sideways. : unlurker
• If you buy Ong Bak, turn the damn sound off.. That girl uhh..... : -efx-

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  I installed Ubuntu, now I have no other use for it heh. : Chod
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    same thing happened with suse for me : elwood00
    • Maybe I'll try Fedora Core 5. : Schnapple
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  First mistake: installing Linux. : cam3lt0sis
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    heh - yeah I apparently decided I didn't hate myself enough : Schnapple
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      Did you try recompiling the kernel and fprot'ing your tarballs? : ChibiJosh
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        WTF? Why do you people even bother with Linux crap? Recompile stuff just to run a game demo from 7 y... : MR 9000
        • recompile xfree/kde from scratch. that'll fix it! : sirkne
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          I think he was being sarcastic. FWIW, I was able to fire up a random Linux game demo, ThinkTanks, wit... : Schnapple
          • ^^^ Ding ding ding! I used Linux for about 3 months in college and realized that all the ZOMG AMAZING thi... : ChibiJosh
        • Because I can install it on a decade old machine and have it do useful things. : filtersweep
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  what's the error? here is the install file: ftp://ftp.idsoftware.com/idstuff/quake3/linux/linuxq3ademo-... : aethyr
  • The error is... a bunch of random shit I don't remember and I've shut off that PC now. Apparently it does... : Schnapple
• Install windows; problem solved. : skynet
• Haha, I just installed it on my laptop and I feel the same way. it's cool to have a new UI though. : Tawler
• Linux is a great server OS, but can be a real pain in the ass for those new to linux. And almost anything... : johnny skidmarks
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  Linux is not a good general-purpose desktop OS. It requires too much fiddling. Anyone who tells you oth... : Arcanum
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    It's pretty sweet for development. : filtersweep
    • Seconded. The tools and utilties available for development are 10x better than anything available on Wind... : theamazingrand0
  • there are more games available natively for windows than are available natively for linux, so i keep wind... : skitfish
• Use my damn Quake 3 http://icculus.org/quake3/ : TimeDoctor
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  oh, also http://www.icculus.org/lgfaq/ use my damn faq! : TimeDoctor
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    very cool - and I'll check it out for sure. But am I right to figure that if a 7 year old installer w... : Schnapple
    • As I remember their packaging is a bit odd. I'll download and try it on my ubuntu. : jcupitt
    • Nah, it is just an old demo, not ubuntu's fault, many older games' installers won't run until you find ou... : TimeDoctor
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  as is very, very often the case with Linux problems: It's possible, you probably just don't know how to d... : skitfish
  • yeah no offense taken - I feel like the guy on the parody mac ad. I don't so much control Linux as I infl... : Schnapple
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    I had an old machine that ran linux great, but I could not get sound working for the life of me. I had w... : mikecyb
    • windows is easy and hassle-free to setup more often than not i think that a lot of people expect to find... : skitfish
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  Got it working! the problem is their installer is very old and busted, the game is fine. Here's what t... : jcupitt
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    also, the problem is their busted installer, so you'll have the same problem with FC5 FWIW, the quake2... : jcupitt
    • Gentoo likewise has the q3 demo available, getting it working is as easy as "emerge quake3-demo". : aethyr

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• will the drives spin up at all? if they are plugged into a new box. if no then no. if yes it's possible. : kbnerd
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  it depends. If only the electonic board on the drives was fried and you could find the exact same drives,... : sigpro
  • no they won't start, as if they weren't plugged at all. I guess it's only the electronic board that's dea... : pillzer

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  free online poker meaning just a play money poker site? : spector
  • Probably just virtual money. I doubt they'll get on the whole real money betting thing. : mnok

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  drink some unicorn giggles. : [fry]
  • unicorn bubbler out of giggles. please advise. : tacocat
• Get thee to a church! (I think.) : Kaiser

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• I bet the developers do... : sharkII
• yes : pimpium
• I read someway that Sin was looking to be a late april release : baron calamity

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• If you move it from horizontal to vertical (or vice versa) with a disc in it, WHILE it is playing, then y... : sharkII

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• that's great!! now celebrate but doing cartwheels on your front lawn. : kbnerd
• Happy Birthday! :( : dognose
• ding! Happy Birthday : chazums
• Happy BarfDay! : Atma Weapon
• happy Age++; day : RikiTiki2
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  MessageBox.Show("Happy Birthday", "", MessageBoxButtons.OKCancel, MessageBoxIcon.Exclamation) : Shadowdane
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    I like the cancel button. : nomaad
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      what happens if you cancel? o_O : RikiTiki2
      • you get a rumtime exception in GivePresents() : chazums
    • :) : Shadowdane
• *cheers* happy birthday, even if you are sad about it :P : thief
• Happy Birthday! : sharkII
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  cout >> "I am now " >> age >> " years old"; Happy birthday! :) : lapskaus
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    while (person.status == ALIVE) { person.age++; printf("Happy birthday, %s! You are now %d : verbatim
    • needs more semaphores : sirkne
• age++; : mikecyb
• That equation doesn't make sense though. : stgdz
• Happy Survival Day : redfive
• Happy burf day! : kingdok
• Happy B-day old man! : FormerHPB
• 26 is the new 70, happy birthday old man! : Experiment IV
• Happy b-day! : loboca

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  The only thing I am good at with resumes is finding typos... so I can do that with yours if you like. : sharkII
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    I DONUT KNEAD YOU'RE HALP! : sting7777
    • hmmm, donut's. I'm so hungry :( : sharkII

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  yes. Whatcha need to know? : Fredrik S
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    For starters. Where do you get your clients from ? How much do you charge per design. Do you work complet... : larcho
    • I usually get my clients by word of mouth, in the beginning I talked, talked, talked to as many people as... : Fredrik S

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• Word of advice: skip all the scenes with the wife, and watch all the scenes with the daughter on mute. Oh : losder5000
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  also the best season. you might aswell stop when you've finished it. : xsii
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    don't take this bad advice. : moshman
    • i was gonna say... : virus
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    i liked season 2 too but yeah you're not wrong. : Maarten Goldstein
    • well I kinda think season 2 was even better than the first, but i could be that it was mostly due to the ... : BigT
  • Lies. Season 2 was excellent until the last few episodes. After season 2, though, you can definitely stop... : Ratsofatsorat
  • negatory. season 2 was the best. : infiltrator`
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  The Shield > 24 TRUTH : fatman
  • lol at u!! yer intoxicated! : g0nk
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  ok wtf is up with everyone using macs on this show : virus
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    macs are sexy. : kbnerd
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      while i do not disagree with you, i do wonder the pure SHILL possiblity here... : virus
      • Just wait, practically every car in the show is a Ford, iirc. : AlexXdude
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        have i told you about this cool article i read about on thetokers.com?? : kbnerd
        • nope - pass it along! : virus
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  what show is JBPH? : OneLessMoment
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    24 (Jack Bauer's Power Hour) : roggor
    • we call it that because searches won't let you search for words with less than three characters, so JBPH ... : mikecyb
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      oh... i've never seen it.. i kind of thought the original premise was that he had 24 hours to do somethi... : OneLessMoment
      • 24 episodes in one season. They're up to day 5 so far, but they're all separate days/events. : ZeroSignal
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        each season is one full day, and the show occurs in real time (although a shitload of stuff happens), and... : mikecyb
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          apart from the episodes are actually ~45mins in length when you remove the adverts. : chazums
          • yeah but they compensate for commercials : mikecyb
• I watched the first 2 seasons in 4 days. I really hate it. : roggor
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  Don't listen to these maniacs. All 5 seasons of JBPH have been great. They all can't be the best season... : Vantage
  • ^^^ what Vantage said, don't listen to the h8rs. : loboca
• ok - something i have noticed through episode 3... as long as you watch the beginning, sort of pay att... : virus

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  You can move the profile location. But you are correct. Default location is docs and settings. Make su... : sting7777
  • Search for "favorites"........ : warcrow

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  a64 started at 754, now they're 939. The AM2 is next with another socket with like 1022 pins : chazums
  • Thats due to come out in june correct? : spector

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  A link for the curious: http://www.m3adapter.com/products.htm : zyklonbee
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    i'll bite. where do you buy it? I don't see any links. : burning eye
    • I picked it up from ConsoleSource: http://www.consolesource.com/ecomm/customer/product.php?productid=2... : zyklonbee
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  sorry but that thing looks too big for a portable. needs to be the size of a game. gba or DS. : lacker
  • Yes, and to play DS games from a ROM it is LOL-huge, because you have to have a DS game hooked up through... : zyklonbee
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    There is a smaller version that uses microSD cards, it looked like it was the size of a cart. (I can't fi... : MeenMunky
    • Really, damn, I would love that, all of my SD is miniSD. : zyklonbee
    • Pics: http://www.m3-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=1456 The pic on the top is of the new, smaller SD versio... : MeenMunky
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  One of the coolest feature of a M3 Adapter is that you can directly run third party software on it â : mikecyb
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    "With unique Super Real Time Save Function, easily operates and it can revive without limits." ignoring ... : skitfish
    • sheesh, these guys should work in marketing : mikecyb

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  I got 48 Pages in when I put it down. It wasn't bad, I may pick it up later. But deffinatley got a high f... : graceofdragons
  • It takes a while to get going, but the payoff is enormous. : rudds
  • Haw! Me too. Twice. Methinks it's not for me. : cerealSAM2
  • 48 pages into.. which book? did you read a game of thrones? : pyide
  • It's not high fantasy at all. I suggest you keep reading. : Sexpansion Pack
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    Historically inaccurate? Hahaha, wut? : brickmatt
    • hehe, aka fiction : yAak
  • I was never bothered by anything historically inaccurate--it is fiction but even then there is nothing ov... : thief
  • I had the same problem at first. Thing is, about 60-70 pages in, it starts getting into the "WTF, I ca... : Vincent Grayson
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    woah. 48 pages into a 900 page book? that's like the 2nd chapter. I don't see how anyone could not like g... : wtf242
    • it's too bloody for some people. : kbnerd
• I've read them all so far, a friend got me into them. They're entertaining as hell, cool characters, cool... : Juno
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  I love the series, didn't know what to expect at first, took me a bit to get into it but now I feel its o... : yAak
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    http://www.park.nl/park_cms/public/index.php?thisarticle=118 " '9 Beet Stretch' is a recording of Ludw... : gravex
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      http://www.park.nl/park_cms/public/index.php?thisarticle=118 " '9 Beet Stretch' is a recording of Ludw... : gravex
      • Well, I give up. I apparently cannot make a new topic. Thanks Sam Adams! I wish there were a way to de... : gravex
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  It's great. But the Malazan book of the fallen series is even better. : Visceral Monkey
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    i read the first one, and it didn't do anything for me... whereas Game of Thrones blew my damn pants off. : gndagger
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      Dude, you need to read the second one, it's amazing and sets the tone for all the ones that follow. : Visceral Monkey
      • \m/ Coltaine's Chain of Dogs \m/ : sikander
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    not better, but as good : grendel
    • Agreed. They're totally different kinds of stories. : brickmatt
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    i have enjoyed them both very much, but i would have to give the edge to malazan as well. cant wait for ... : stgulik
    • I just finished Memories of Ice. It was hard to get into at first, but then I just plowed right through i... : smoove
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  I just read his last book and not a damn thing happened until the last 20 pages, so it ended up being aro... : helvetica
  • yeah. Feast for Crows is the weakest book by far. : wtf242
• It's in my need-to-read-before-I-die stack. :) I've heard great things, but a friend of mine said Feast... : David Craddock
• Loved the books. But when I went to a book signing , the author turned out to be a complete ass and I kin... : SirX
• Definitely love the series. I look forward to the next with eager anticipation. : loboca

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• i used to do that back when i was a kid! well be riding in the school bus and see houses and imagine em i... : Ziz
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  looks like they used alot of the blur tool in photoshop : vassili_zaitsev
  • yea. the fake tilt-shift thing is getting old very quick. : get_navi

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  I'd like to know this as well, since I'm a thief... : mnok
  • Maybe joining the thief guild would help, they are the only one who buys stolen goods afaik. : mnok

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• You love him, you brought him to the party. : cerealSAM2
• bump for straight men : gegtik
• yes, I want to see this. : p4ck3tloss

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• Yes, finally! : FormerHPB
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  the word is 8 new (up to 23 which would be 2 hours) in a row... : barichnikov
  • *utters words of joy* : SlamDunk
• Every show does this, it's called "Sweeps" yes its a new epi tonight and will be for the next 8 weeks. : VegasX
• yup.. new tonight! :D : Shadowdane

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  I don't think it leaches the body of calcium, but since you constantly need a positive intake of calcium,... : fugu124
  • which is why i never have coffee within 40-60 mins of calcium intake. : skwlkr
• Interesting, i should probably cut back before i do myself some damage. : chazums
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  it's actually the fat in dairy that drains calcium from your bones.. so they tell you to drink milk for c... : OneLessMoment
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    well wtf am i supposed to do then?!?!?! : infiltrator`
    • Also if you drink milk you'll shit aliens and the aliens might come back and kill you some day so watch o... : JINKY
  • ... this has nothing to do with the fact that caffiene does the same. and id like a link that fat drai... : skwlkr
  • this makes no sense. : kbnerd

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  No this really isn't. Ships, exspecially luxury ships, are the worste waste of fuel on the planet... : Suicide20
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    I'm thinking he was more impress at the sheer technical skill of drawing something like that... : Atma Weapon
    • ^^^ : melancoholicz
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    not really... http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/efficiency/eefig_ch5.htm#Figure 5.15 unless you ignore pla... : BigT
    • ^^ ^^ Touché : omontero
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  The detail in that illustration is astounding... even the mirrored wall coverings near the elevators in t... : Cognoscenti
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    Errr... nevermind, he answers my question further in: 720 hours : Cognoscenti
    • the main page sais 960 hours and the final file size is 1.3 gig : sigpro
• HELLO LEGIONNARES DISEASE : halophoenix
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  i found wally! : skitfish
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    errm Waldo? : lowayne
    • Waldo was the US name for it (you know, like how the first Harry Potter movie was called something differ... : skitfish
• why do i think i see a iceberg in this ships future? : Ziz
• but it's broken, full of holes : shack_konto

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  I think the whole XNA thing is going to give MS an interesting advantage over Sony. repost btw : chazums
  • It's never a repost when I do it. : sharkII
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  I guess my question with this Mechcommander 2 and XNA thing is this: Can this game be re-compiled with Xb... : Tripps
  • Yes, but you'd have to get the game signed by MS for it to work so no homebrew for now. : chazums
• wow...that is pretty cool : byorn

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• The DS is a gimmick! There are no practical uses for a touchscreen! But seriously, now imagine the ab... : Crimsonbeak
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  played a couple matches last night, and it's quite a bit of fun. very fast paced. controls kind of hurt : mikecyb
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    Unreal about Vinitieri. I think he's nuts. He has TONS of endorsement deals up here. THink he can get ... : FormerHPB
    • well he's not a drunk who misses clutch kicks, so I think he'll do a-ok I dunno if he'll win two super : mikecyb
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  i addded you, and the game is awesome (as you could see in some threads) lets play a bit !!! : barichnikov
  • I'm back at work today. :( : FormerHPB
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  Also what is the difference between Friends and Rivals I played bozer a couple of game, and all of a sudd : barichnikov
  • I thought rivals were people that your DS picked up in sleep mode to find rivals. There has to be a way ... : FormerHPB
• Its like having quake1 in your pocket, well sorta it doesn't have the quake monsters or anything like tha... : stgdz
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  I played the adventure mode for a good hour yesterday, I had to stop because I couldn't feel my hand anym... : mnok
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    How are you holding it? : melkore
    • with his mouth. His hands were to busy getting ready for "the stranger" : carazy
    • Well left hand holding the left side with finger on the fire button and another one for the arrows ; righ... : mnok
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  link to said friends list? : kingdok
  • http://www.shackmap.com/gamertags2.php?game=5 : FormerHPB

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  I thought there was some sort of law to protect companies from this. For example before becoming popular... : kanix
  • This is just a personal domain. He is selling it. : ZeroSignal
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  Depending on how much money is involved, I'd recommend using an escrow service. escrow.com has a minim... : ferus
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    His site mentioned that, escrow.com specifically. I was wondering how that worked. It'd be about $450 ... : ZeroSignal
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      https://www.escrow.com/solutions/escrow/process.asp You'll have a record of the transaction so it woul... : ferus
      • Hmm... it looks as though for a Domain name he is supposed to do something through a registrar. rather t... : ZeroSignal

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  http://www.tolvanen.com/eraser/ : halophoenix
  • Cool thanks. : sharkII