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  iirc there were hax that allowed you do to that easily but this was about 83 years ago.... : sanchez
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    I have a 7 digit UIN :0 : Poor Yurik
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      what number are they up to now? : sexninja!!!!
      • I think they are entering the million-billions at this point. : Poor Yurik
    • So, does that mean you still run ICQ 1.0 or something? p.s. add 159272 : jforman
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      1979329 havent been online in 4 years :( : podizzle
      • Mine is 1959929 :) : carazy
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      I've got a low 6 digit... Used to have a low 6 starting with 1, but lost the password :( : re-verse
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        Mine's a low 2 digit. :0 : Poor Yurik
        • zomg is it 11? : boomstickah
    • I think ICQ started recycling idle UIN's. : xelencin
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=Poor%20Yurik what is going on there : haiku
  • My clock looks kinda like a skull. : Poor Yurik
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    lol : Pink0r
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      LOL http://www.waogo.com/ : Poor Yurik
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        I look like you could beat me up and cover me with your chest hair =( : Pink0r
        • I rock the Zangief with pride. : Poor Yurik
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    I changed my pic just for you and Pink0r. Lobo's back, bitches. : Poor Yurik
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      That X sure turns me on. : Pink0r
      • Fixed. Had to upload the pic to a mirror. : Poor Yurik
  • Looks like Lobo vs Bane. : ChibiJosh
• Deleting Poor Yurik's C Drive..... 50% : Mondo
• I've been getting WEIRD THINGS happening to me on ICQ all the time, lately. Mainly, I've had half the ... : Teiresias
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  My ICQ number was 1256 : personaljesus
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    why was? did you sell it? : crust
    • a lot of low numbers were hacked / stolen - anything under a million is a target. : abrasion
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  i always get hack attempts on icq since I have a low #. it's highly annoying. : wtf242
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    Why would low numbers be more susceptible? : Poor Yurik
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      Some strange percieved notion of value or posession. Whatever. : verbatim
      • its more 1337! : sexninja!!!!
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  I tried to log in to my old ICQ account yesterday. Had it for 7 years or something... so it was a 7 digit... : johnsto
  • I used to have a brute force icq tool but I haven't had that in years. I wonder what they use these days... : rosewood
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  Just wait until they steal your uin I really need to change my ICQ password. : rosewood
  • I suppose my UIN is stolen. It's not like I was number 4 or anything, but it was pretty low. : brickmatt
  • 6 digit UIN :) : ra1n
• Oh, that's easily possible with certain clients like Miranda and others. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  subthread Question - with all in one im clients, with icq being the only one for a long time that support : rosewood
  • About 3 years ago when I got a sidekick. AIM works with ICQ, so I started using AIM exclusively on my si... : brickmatt
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    2 years ago I switched to Miranda, now I'm using Trillian. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      But do you ever IM anyone on ICQ? It seems like everyone I send a message to uses AIM. A few business p... : rosewood
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        I still use it, I've added up over 200 contacts on ICQ over the years and it's the protocol that most peo... : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • MSN is ghastly with the invisibility and visibility support - it's so barren feature wise i'm sure it'... : abrasion
  • why the fuck would i stop, it's still the best one :( : abrasion
  • MSN 8 allows offline messages now, but i stopped using ICQ once I started using IRC in about 2000 or so : sigpro
  • When they released ICQ2000a or whatever it was... The original versions were plain awesome and simple, I ... : skizl
• You're fucked. Make your time. :( : [fry]
• Pretty sure Miranda lets you do this. : Nullzero

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  Either which way, Im scared she peels off her skin and eats me whole : rosewood
  • http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5039/blarrrge2yo.jpg : eb9k
• It looks like a photoshop. : scorpiusman
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  why did you turn her into a tomato? She looked better before. : mavmavv
  • I made her face skin tones match her body skin tones.... : glio1337
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    Good, I was wondering if my digital vibrance was up too high, because the second pic looks worse to me. : intothefray
    • Then we must be using different color profiles on our monitors because she has an average brown tan to me... : glio1337
    • Whatever. Those teeth definately needed fixing. I think he did a fine job. : PenicillinX57
• she looks creepy :( : AlexXdude
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  thank god you made her teeth white. : wtf242
  • I think he shined her snaggletooth up too. A++ : eb9k
  • hamster'd : abrasion
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  should have just fixed the teeth, her skin is so fake now. Even though in the original pic she had about... : monohydrate
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    Its for a modeling website and models tend to get airbrushed. But seriously maybe I'm just weird for usin... : glio1337
    • woops, when *i* tried putting brown in : glio1337
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  It's called crest white strips : HeXoN
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    has anyone actually ever used those, or is it just fun to say? : mallrice
    • yup... they worked quite well : HeXoN
  • I believe those are clear braces. They tend to turn yellowish. : mavmavv
• you forgot the breast implants too : Patch-e
• Carotenemia FTW : cerealSAM2
• My monitor has been hardware color calibrated and I have to echo everyone else's comment that the color b... : Reverb
• I gave her a shot: http://home.comcast.net/~jhof1/touchup.jpg Lightened up the background instead of mes... : jhof
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  I touched up the photo and believe my changes make her look the best. The previous attempts here werent r... : johnny skidmarks
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    Needs a big red arrow pointing towards the boobs. : PenicillinX57
    • http://img103.imageshack.us/my.php?image=girl5pj4yc.jpg : fatman
• Yeah sorry - you had a bad photo to begin with but that second pic is a carrot lady. Still, not sure w... : Schnapple
• Just use the W girl and don't say anything. : Kerath
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  Her skin tone doesn't really need the touchup. I gave it a whirl only cleaning up her teeth and thinning... : rahba
  • This ones nice... : mastarp
  • i think this is the winner : RikiTiki2
  • holy crap nice photoshopping skills : monohydrate
• Jesus christ that's something you would see in an Aphex Twin video. : Delusional
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  Wow now you guys have me worried about my monitor settings. I'm on an NEC Accusync 90 CRT. I'm using the ... : glio1337
  • It looks fine to me. : sharkII
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  http://60days.shackspace.com/girl.jpg quick n' dirty one in an attempt to reach hittable status : 60days
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    It looks like you pasted the face on. Or that she wears a mask when she is in the sun. : Totenjaeger
    • I didn't really do much to the face other than creases round the chin :/ : 60days

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• Those screenshots look great! I look forward to playing your mod in the future. : mmt681
• Wow! That looks really fun! Please keep us posted. : u sir name
• hey that looks pretty cool : Clay
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  no video? such a tease! : mista mista
  • He has yet to send the mod my way. But I hope to cook up something sweet once I do get my grubby mitts on... : dionex
• I predict awesome. : vigilante
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  looks cool, now i wish i had max payne 2 >:( : strider_
  • It's usually for $5-$10 online and on bargain bins at retail. : aavenr
• Neat! Now I know why I bought Max Payne 2 -- for mods such as these. : Matt Burris
• I think I'll have to reinstall Max Payne 2 for this. : FormerHPB
• hey dognose, check this out : lacker
• Awesome. Will download! : freshyk
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  Do you need mirrors for launch? I will shackmessage you. : askedrelic
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    its posts like this that make me smile at the shack. The first person talks about a constructive project ... : Crimson
    • Indeed, AskedRelic is the man! :) : aavenr
• great job on those screens... looks awesome : MikkleThePickle
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  Damn, I gave my Max Payne 2 CD away for white elephant :( : bolus
  • Dude it's 10 bucks now! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000D12XI/sr=8-1/qid=1142403640/r... : dionex
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  consider me insta-hyped. for the sake of being a party pooper though, I have discovered two typos on the ... : AbortedFetusChristi
  • Hah! May I ask where are these alleged typos? I will crush them with my mighty hammer like I am crushing ... : aavenr
  • did you catch the typo in your comment, or did you really bookmark two typos? : pixxelpimp
• That really looks pretty sweet. : senseimoron
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  hooray for not mentioning it until you are actually weeks away from delivering. I hate mod sites that jus... : mankeroo
  • I hate them just as much as you do. It's all hype and promises but ultimately they leave you all lonely a... : aavenr
• Awesome, I was thinking about pulling out MP2 again. I'll definately give this a shot. : devi| dog
• OMG stupid in-game ad Damn i just uninstalled MP2 last week for more p0rn : xphil
• holy shitballs - you guys rule! : virus
• Looks great! I will install MP2 in preparation. : project13
• Bah, why did I buy it for the PS2? : paulatreus
• Oh, damn. This shit looks COOL. : Rice-Rocketeer
• That looks awesome! Can't wait to play. Glad you waited to announce it also! : SatansFist
• wow, looks pretty damned cool. I'll have to bust out the old Max Payne 2 CDs for this one. :) : mikecyb
• This is very exciting! :O : dognose
• Ooooh, I really like the pics. Now, if I knew where I put my MP2 copy... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Oh no, I can't find my Max Payne 2! But somehow I found Jedi Outcast, arrgh! Nice screens too btw, and... : pebui
  • We got permission from Remedy too! ;) I mean you have to respect trademarks and all these days... : aavenr
• Dude, that looks awesome. I'm going to reinstall Max Payne 2 now. : yoonix
• this has seriously got my hopes up i look forward to playing too : skitfish
• looks awesome, cant wait to run it : cap n KRUNCH
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  Just curious, why would the development of a user-created mod have to be kept secret for years ? : sex0ringyourmama!
  • It was never meant to be "years" but the development has been similar to DNF in some ways -- it is a toug... : aavenr
  • Basically, "secret" = "STFU until it's baked a golden brown" != "Duke Nukem Forever". : Ride-My-Rocket

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  So check this out guys. This is kind of interesting so I'm going to go ahead and share it. The few of ... : [fry]
  • Whoa :( That's sorta messed up, man. And not just about so many Alienware PC's, either :/ : crummynz
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    Why did I read this : genjuro
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      Hahahaha. Seriously. It's a fucking waste of time. You shouldn't have. I'm just thinking out loud except ... : [fry]
      • I was entertained by this enough to share it with the gf. We're trying to guess who they are (and not ha... : jforman
      • Actually I thought it was cool. I can kinda relate doing some PC work for a small company going out to p... : Halen
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    so who is it? : BobBarker
    • mr.sleepy :( : gegtik
  • No multi-penised love? : trove
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    can you stutter on vowels? : ermac
    • You tell me, Stuttering Stanley. I'm no expert. I just type it as I remember it which is never, ever accu... : [fry]
  • So who is it? : hobosapien
  • Who is it! You can tell me. : JINKY
  • Next on "Being Bobby Brown".. : Ratsofatsorat
  • FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE : Rauol Duke
  • Interesting story, but now I want to know who they are :( : aggressor
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    should have left off the story of the kid and told us whose house you went to =[ : lord cecil
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      i don't mean to be a cocktease on who it is but if i said who it was some guy, maybe a lurker, would mail... : [fry]
      • right, hence why I don't expect you to reveal the name. had you left off the story of the sheltered kid y... : lord cecil
  • Gah, the only reason I want to have kids is to dilute the nonsense that other people throw into their par... : sgtsanity
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    Can you say who/what you write for? : Rauol Duke
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      honestly, whoever calls the agent i guess. roseanne, will and grace, frasier, and twenty things you never... : [fry]
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        you're a comedy writer? holy shit, that's cool. : edgewise
        • Makes sense though! : aggressor
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          i'd label it "appealing to demographics" more than "comedy" to be honest. the creativity isn't really ove... : [fry]
          • That's funny, because I've basically heard the same thing on multiple occasions. Although I have to admit... : Sexpansion Pack
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            Do you want to eventually write for a big show like LOST or BSG or The Shield or something? : ventro
            • Will & Grace and Frasier aren't big shows? : acidnynex
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              frasier was a pretty hugeass show : tigeN
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                er. again. i think the conventional wisdom is that the writers for said shows are hanging out with kelsey : [fry]
                • Yeah, I guess your job sucks. Wait, no it's awesome. Nah I know things are probably never quite as gre... : tigeN
            • correction: a show where you get to write something you are really enthusiastic about : ventro
      • I would love to do that, even for shit money. :( I'd write a very special Will and Grace where Karen and ... : Rauol Duke
      • you write on those shows? WTF : ventro
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        If you wrote for Roseanne, have you met Whedon? : Ratsofatsorat
        • I think I just deduced your name using the power of the internet. That's cool though. Any stories about w... : Ratsofatsorat
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        That's really cool. Every time you post one of your whacked out stories here I think "I hope fry is a wr... : ThomW
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          but how do you know this isn't a whacked out story, too? : RikiTiki2
          • I think it IS a whacked out story. The stutterer? In PART TWO it will be revealed that he has a pen... : ThomW
  • *cough* call in private consultant from kansas, ill bring the dildo *cough* 1) Glad you werent silly a... : rosewood
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    Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Also, what/who do you write for? : edgewise
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      they live in Atlanta : mikecyb
      • her name ain't whitney atlanta. : edgewise
    • lol, someone Googled "Black popstars in houston" :P : nyranger66
  • Kids of non-famous people get fucked just as much you know. Really, there are a lot of weird ass people o... : terath
  • How bad is it to complete their sentences? I think I did that a lot to one guy. I thought I was helping, ... : tigeN
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    good story. i never believe any of them you write, though. : lakren
    • I found the lack of hermaphrodite octopi with pensies instead of tentacles distracting. ;) : ThomW
    • hahaha. i wouldn't, either. you're a smart man. :P : [fry]
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      yeah what I found weird: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11670620 "We're building very advanced b : ventro
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        Yeah, I thought I remembered that. He even offered some Shackers a job having to do with government contr... : Ratsofatsorat
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          haha actually i'm sitting at above-mentioned desk at the very moment. i work a completely normal nine to : [fry]
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            [fry], more like [lie], am i rite?! : mikecyb
            • I'll go now :( : mikecyb
  • insert Hollywood out of touch celebrity political jokes here: : grendel

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  Also - Gina Torres' buttocks. : genjuro
  • Oh and great performances from Ghost Dog and the Commish. Shit, man, shit! Tonight was the first time ... : genjuro
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  it's the best show in the history of television. and i'm not making that statement as hyperbole. it's hon... : [fry]
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    i agree. it's the best show in the history of televison as far as I'm concerned. Haven't seen tonight's e... : edgewise
    • GO WATCH IT NOW : sexninja!!!!
  • signed. I like it better than The Sopranos and that's really saying something. : fatman
  • EXFUCKINGACTLY : sexninja!!!!
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    How would you compare The Shield to BSG and 24? : Vantage
    • I don't know about Bauer, but Vic and Adama being in the same room at once would probably create some kin... : genjuro
    • it's way better than 24 and I didn't even like BSG, so I'll leave my opinion out of that comparison. Just... : edgewise
    • Shield > BSG >> 24 : fatman
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      24 season 1 was great. 24 season 2 was outstanding. 3 was good. 4 was allright, worth seeing. 5 so far ha... : sexninja!!!!
      • BSG is required shack viewing :[ : fsck
      • wtf? You've never seen BSG? I refuse to watch The Shield until you start watching BSG. : Vantage
    • The plot is incredibly tight and consistent. Absolutely no filler. It is more intense than 24 and has b... : vigilante
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      See, the problem with 24 is that you KNOW that jack will win. Every time -- theres no question about it. : sexninja!!!!
      • Oh crap, I haven't watched the last few eps of 24 yet. Damn that was a big spoiler. : Vantage
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  Every season of this show, I've said "They're never going to be able to keep up this breakneck pace", and... : Deathlove
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    I don't want it to end like this. Not like this... NOT LIKE THIS :( : genjuro
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      theres still one more season, right? :< : sexninja!!!!
      • Half a season or something - it means more episodes at some point. It's going to be a long wait, thou... : genjuro
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        season five has two parts, but supposedly the second half isn't airing UNTIL FUCKING COCKSUCKING JANUARY : Deathlove
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          is it full length or half like genjuro said? :< : sexninja!!!!
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            Season Five is supposedly 22 episodes, episode 11 airs next Tuesday and then it goes away for a long time... : Deathlove
            • ok. are the seasons usually 11 episodes? so basically, season 5 pt 2 is really just season 6, and it pick... : sexninja!!!!
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  SUB THREAD:]b post here if you DONT like the shield, so that i can ban you. : sexninja!!!!
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    I do not like the shield anymore. I watched every season up until this one, and there were too many thing... : lakren
    • banned : sexninja!!!!
    • The thing with the cat was showing how Dutch wants to get inside everybody's head, see what they see, but... : Deathlove
    • What about the cat did you want to see more of? You wanted to see Dutch strangle other animals? Maybe d : forgottenzero
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    i havn't seen it nor have the desire to. i read lucky charm cereal box nutrition facts instead. : Ripley
    • banned : sexninja!!!!
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      IAWTP. Network television is for lamers. : Zero|DPX
      • banned as well. : sexninja!!!!
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    i'm not saying i don't like the shield, but jack bauer can kick his ass. : fsck
    • doesnt matter, banned : sexninja!!!!
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    I don't like it because I haven't seen it. It sounds very nice though :( : JINKY
    • too bad, banned : sexninja!!!!
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    THAT VIC MACKEY'S A HUGE FAGGOT! : draconic
    • banned : sexninja!!!!
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    no sir, i don't like it. : pyide
    • also banned : sexninja!!!!
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    You can't ban me, I quit! : Omaha
    • too late. banned : sexninja!!!!
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    Hay can I join this bannedwagon? (ahah! hahaah!) never seen it. : tigeN
    • yes. banned. : sexninja!!!!
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    That year I lived with fatman the show was pretty new, he'd watch it, I'd sometimes watch as well, and I ... : pres589
    • yes it does. banned. : sexninja!!!!
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    I didn't think it was half bad but ... I couldn't stick with it. : rosewood
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      Why, cuz you hate things that rule? : forgottenzero
      • Pretty much : rosewood
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      looks like you cant stick with shacking either, becuase now you're banned. : sexninja!!!!
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        cus the shield sux? that's mean...it's not his fault : graceofdragons
        • yes it is. banned. : sexninja!!!!
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  Gonna start watching it now that I'm done with Seasn 4, you assholes with your humongous Shield threads a... : lightly inclined
  • I'm going to partake of SpikeTV's upcoming Shield marathon to play a little catch-up :) : PenicillinX57
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  I missed the airing and the replay at 11 cuz work kept me wicked late :( : silly
  • i think they show it again on thurs or fri : sexninja!!!!
• I've said it 1000x and it's time to make it 1001. best.show.evar : armybob
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  Tonights episode was pure BUTTER! u see what i did there :) : skitzo
  • i see what you did there : sexninja!!!!
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  No doubt about it, best show I have ever watched, and probably will ever watch. This last season has bee... : paravis
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    Btw, ending song = teh awesome. : paravis
    • Yes. it was perfect. : sexninja!!!!
• Just watched it. Oh. My. Fucking. God. That ending montage was unbelievable. : Code RedBeard
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  though not having seen the current season, yes The Shield is the best show on TV. : Maarten Goldstein
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    FUCK FUCK FUCK. I do NOT have the time to catch up on 5 seasons of awesome, it took a month of no gaming ... : node
    • we've been pimping the show for years now. Trust us, it's worth catching up on. : armybob
    • Little piece of advice: The Shield >> all television... ever : paravis
    • Don't worry, the seasons are only 13 episodes a piece. : Totenjaeger
• A lot of my friends have recommended this show, so I guess I'll have to check it out. : Magus
• The show is so fuckin intense I almost can't handle it. : red2lucas
• posting in support of the shield bandwagon : synaptic revolt
• IAWTFP! Amazing show. Also, Zoe from firefly looks great in panties, and without!!! \m/ : FormerHPB