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  a year already.... I still hope it was fake :/ : sharkII
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    A part of me was thinking that today, he would suddenly reappear with a simple "lol" Now I am truly co... : andromeda
    • Yeah, he's even unbanned now. : nyranger66
• the monastery just hasn't been the same since... : DonkeyPopsicle
• My birthday is forever tainted here. :P : Lunatic Angelic
• IA. never forget : sexninja!!!!
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  What, the guy that plays CS:S with us? What's the story? : TotalFusionOne
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    KLERCK http://www.klerckisdead.com/ : sexninja!!!!
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      ... Uhmm and people believe this? : TotalFusionOne
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        my thoughts exactly, this cant be real : klearlyunseen
        • It Klearly isn't. : TotalFusionOne
  • No that was Viscid using Klerck's name. Klerck was a longtime member famous for elaborate and well-execut... : Caboose
  • Imfamous troll, praised by internet folk. Killed self, some suspect his biggest troll yet. I think tha... : BaBOon
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  klerck day. : thekidd
  • is that like bro day? instead of ending most sentences with 'bro', we just end them with 'klerck' instea... : mikecyb
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  In memory of Lisa "Left Eye " Lopez please pass this on to everyone who is online on your contact list...... : haiku
  • http://www.ninjase.org/stuff/klercks.jpg 3/8/05 NF : sexninja!!!!
• That was a year ago? Man, time flies. : shred.
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  Hmm...was Ira a GF? He mentions she is one of the reasons why he did it. : Cygnus X-1
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    Ira was a boyfriend. He was gay. : Geordish
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      If I found out my girlfriend was a gay man I'd prolly want to kill myself too. : Rich McNinch
      • I'd at least try for the threesome first. : Geordish
• :( : gegtik
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  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klerck : MatthewPhillips
  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll hah. awesome. :[ : laurgasms
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  ramen.jpg : Turd Ferguson
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    dance.swf FTW! : FormerHPB
    • That got me my one ban! : Serpico74
• Food as art changed the way I look at food. :( : tomservo
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  I just read his wikipedia entry (how odd is it that klerk has a wikipedia entry...?) and now I'm depresse... : ThomW
  • klerck's Two Towers troll even got to Sir Ian McKellen. I read an interview with him where he mentioned ... : andromeda
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    I still don't really believe he is actually dead. : pigvomit
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      neither do I. : AlexXdude
      • me neither : c0bra
    • he's the Andy Kauffman of the internet :( : mikecyb
    • KLERCK LIVES! : nyranger66
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      Didnt Mr Sleepy call his house soon after, and pretty much got confirmation from Klercks mother? : suicidemachine
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        Name + Post in this thread ftw : Orange Pylon
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          Please stop. : Ebu
          • He's a pylon, not a stop sign. RUN HIM OVER : Experiment IV
          • Already done. : Orange Pylon
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    I don't think it really had much to do with boredom. : haiku
    • Good point. : ThomW
  • People are arguing in the discussion page on his entry as to whether he is really dead. Amazing :/ : sharkII
• :( I miss his random comments on my lifejournal and random IMs. He really was a nice guy. : laurgasms
• klerck wanted to die. You should be happy for him! So celebrate klerck's death. I know I will! : Luminair
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  "come back klerck, typo in note" : aethyr
  • that guy was pretty damn funny - "HOW DO I SHOT .... ME?!" : kgargonmagrix79
• holy crap its been a year?!? sheesh... : virus
• :~( : Clay
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  I never knew him, but the chat log on the wiki entry is really... interesting, sad and hilarious. ... : slickdoody
  • I knew him back on undernet #quake in the killcreek days. I kinda lost touch with the shack crowd over t... : Rich McNinch
  • That was the saddest thing I have ever laughed at. :() : sharkII
  • oh god I'm going to hell :( : thekidd
  • lolololol : mega man
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  here's some historical stuff btw: : mikecyb
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    More nearly than any of his predecessors, Andrew Jackson was elected by popular vote; as President he sou... : Ratsofatsorat
    • haha you made my altpost paste bug post kind of funny :P : mikecyb
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  fuck the alt post form >:( historical stuff from last year: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=967636... : mikecyb
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    What was written on the livejournal page? It's been suspended. : nyranger66
    • http://www.klerckisdead.com/work/suicide/index.html : mikecyb
    • http://www.klerckisdead.com/work/suicide/index.html : slickdoody
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  Fuck that guy and the bullshit he tried to string people through. : Haku-Jin
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    I'm with you. Missing klerck is like missing AIDS. : Entity
    • Yep, only on the internet could a total prick be applauded. : Haku-Jin
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      lollerskates. Hatin' on the genius. : cajuncook
      • ^^Troll : Haku-Jin
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        klerck continues to troll and anger people even from the grave! : andromeda
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          Oh give it a rest. He's not angering me at all. It's amazing how not agreeing with the general shack cons... : Entity
          • agreed. : hobosapien
• the fuck, its been a year already? : maulla
• Man, it's been a year huh? Time flies when you're doing absolutely jack shit with your life! : hadokennn
• Truly an Internet icon. : Vic Viper

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  Its an older magazine but I've never noticed it before. : manlyman
  • I was about to clear them. : Kerath
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  Aeris Master Chief dies : nyranger66
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    I'd be all for it if it were done well. : Ajax
    • I'll cry :_( : nyranger66
    • Same. Also, if they tie in the books, he's not even the last Spartan. : brickmatt
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    I don't think I would care at all if it happened or not. On one hand, I think he's the most boring video... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
    • did you read the books? : nyranger66
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      Aeris was more effective because she was made out to be a main charactor. Everyone tried to level her up... : Haku-Jin
      • well it was a shock at the time, most jrpg ga,es were like 'ok you rescue the princess now' but ff7 was '... : spdon
• Didn't you hear? It's done and awaiting replication! : orgcaptainnemo
• EARTH STILL ORBITING SUN: CONFIRMED : ayesel
• Microsoft likes money: CONFIRMED! : moogle
• RICHARD PRYOR DEAD: UNDETERMINED : notd665
• LET ME GUESS, XBOX EXCLUSIVE?!??! NO WAI : kill9
• HAIKU: STILL GAY : TotalFusionOne
• IT WILL ONLY LET YOU PLAY EVERY 2 WEEKS LIKE ABC AND LOST : Iscariot47
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  LOW GRAV JUMPING: CONFIRMED. : pheral
  • FOV SET TO 20: CONFIRMED! : abrasion
• Master cheif uses performance enhancing drugs. : jonin
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  Who really cares about the story of Halo? I mean, seriously? 2 scripts? Who are they kidding? : Ratsofatsorat
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    Seriously. All they need is a big post-it note that says "MAKE SURE THE ENDING DOESN'T MAKE SENSE" : notd665
    • Or "DON'T FORGET THE ENDING THIS TIME, RON!" : walker270
  • Haha, I thought the same thing. : Kerath
  • I do.. I've read all the books, worked on a Halo MUD, and built my own set of SPAARTAN armor not reall : TotalFusionOne
  • The story of Halo 2 aside, all of Bungie's past games have had an interesting storyline. So I'm really lo... : nyranger66
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    The Halo universe has a pretty in-depth backstory. The games only show hints of it here and there. Check ... : n0v4
    • Perhaps, but no one can argue that the scripts of either of the two games produced so far were anything m... : Vincent Grayson
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      I love how you have to read books / fansites / circlejerk to get the story, then the people praise the ga... : abrasion
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        exactly why i think donnie darko sucks. a movie/game should incorporate it's story and meaning within th... : SolveChrist
        • Matrix Trilogy'd. : brickmatt
        • The directors cut did a better job of it I thought. : Haku-Jin
        • i love donnie darko :/ - i find halo SUPER over-rated : abrasion
        • wut, donnie darko was totally understandable by just watching the film, i never read any other stuff. : filthysock
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    Some people convinced themselves the first 2 games have good single player scripts. : abrasion
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      You know, it could be worse. It could be FarCry. : Ajax
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        My brain almost imploded in a paradoxical vortex when I played that game. How can something be so aweso : Chris Remo
        • That was its charm. I'm gonna shoot you in the face! : freshyk
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          Seriously, FarCry is like the Jessica Simpson of first-person shooters. So awesomely fun to look at, so p... : Ajax
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            ^^^ nice job. : five_percent
            • You all have no souls :(. : Amnesty_intl2
      • farcry doesn't have raving fanboys by the millions. : abrasion

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  hmm, have one a little later and ill be on that shit (btw i beat your fucking geomotry wars score you pie... : klearlyunseen
  • I'll be up and hosting until 11 or so. Also, I saw your score and I plan on 1upping you this weekend, i'v... : Silent Wolf
• ill be on, for certain. : emocore
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  I'll be there! And I think you meant "in light of," not "in lieu of." Let's go practice now, kk?! P... : notd665
  • yeah that's what i meant, busy busy day trying to get out of here! : Silent Wolf
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    Eastern Standard Time? : -efx-
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      That would be 7 PM EST, right? :P : notd665
      • Sorry, my reading comprehension is somewhere in the basement today. : -efx-
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        No, it would be 7:00pm EDT. : jake
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          Bleh. I'm reversed : jake
          • I always just say PT, CT, ET, etc. and leave out whether it's standard or daylight savings time so I'm sa... : Holesinswiss
• Sigh.. I wont be able to hop on until 9pm. Jesus hates me : bozer
• Not only yes, but hell yes! Picked mine up at lunch and I'm itching to get home and started with it. Na... : Tripps
• If you listen close you can hear all the way across the Atlantic, us Europeans crying because we don't ha : nomaad
• I'll bring the lube! : byorn
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  throw me an invite when you host, i'll need this fix since i won't be around all next week! : burningtrees
  • dude me too , going to europe tomorrow afternoon ;) : kainen1
• sweet.. picked up my copy at lunch today! :) : Shadowdane
• on my way to pick it up now. and i'm unemployed until next week so I get to play all I want! haha, sucker... : Ctrl-Phreak
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  I'll be on at 10pm EST ready for it! : kainen1
  • ** 2nd'D ** : bagelcc
• I'll be the one that looks like he's having some sort of seizure... stupid no mouse xbox : devi| dog
• Count me in! Bring your green hat. : Cashh
• I'll be there! : angrytaxman
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  bump even though i am not going to be there :( : jedi_27
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    why not? : emocore
    • vaginitis : Turd Ferguson
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      i don't have it yet . . . i called around and all the pre-orders are gone. plus the wife wants me to ... : jedi_27
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        haha she just laid the smack down. She's like you ain't taking my zuma away bitch : sigpro
        • h8u : jedi_27
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        buy her a copy of zuma for the pc so you can play with us : emocore
        • h8u as well : jedi_27
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        Don't even try that first excuse. Buy her a pet frog and some marbles tell her it's the new version. : bagelcc
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          she should just buy him a cap gun and send him outside to play outside : sigpro
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            That's a better idea, then we dont have to hear his jibber jabber : bagelcc
            • ain't that the truth : sigpro
        • h8u as well!! : jedi_27
• Still one planned for Friday? I won't have the game by tonight. : Ratsofatsorat
• I'll be on, but I'm thinking there is going to be a crapload of shackers. I might play with guys from wor... : dmiller
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  oh shit its in 20 minutes. I GOTTA GET TO THE STORE!! : NeoMoose
  • GOT IT!!! game time : NeoMoose
• the amazing thing about this game is that any number of multiplayer options are really fun. 3 people... : kainen1
• WTF I just got booted. : notd665
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  Ive joined 4 matches and been dropped with 30 seconds of each match starting. AWESOME SO FAR GUYS! >:( Fu... : Rauol Duke
  • wolf tends to lag in every game i play :( : NeoMoose
  • send me it then, i'll trade you FNR3 for it! : AlexXdude
• huury up wolfito i want to play! : klearlyunseen
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  im out. send me an invite when you start a new round. : NeoMoose
  • I havent tried live yet, is it really having problems?my GT is nFamou5 : madtothemax
• Shakes Fist at UbiSoft! You better do GRAW right for the PC Damn You!!!! We Now return to our regul... : RookieCAF
• i dont know if its wolfs connection or what, but i dont enjoy getting dropped so quickly :( : maulla
• someone please explain what this game is and why it is awesome. I may have been living under a rock for t... : Supine
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  Note to Shackers: you MAY have some connection problems, the Seattle area is being hit hard by a storm ri... : dmiller
  • Ah that explains it... thanks. : Carnivac
  • Yeah, I was getting quite miffed at 3 consecutive boots at game start. : Vic Viper
• GODDAMIT. I've tried for two games so far. I get in, run forward for five seconds, and then get booted. : notd665
• Does anyone feel like trading GR:AW for FNR3 or something? :( : AlexXdude
• snap! i hope outpost ships my copy asap! : afrochops

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  "THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE" I don't really know/remember where this is from or if it ev... : Serpico74
  • i think its from when a stranger calls : -meeks-
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    It's from When A Stranger Calls I think. : rand04
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      It's also from a million urban legends preceeding said movie. : SatansFist
      • Which movie, the first one? : trove
• Pretty much any line from Wag the Dog : jugglinmike
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  Why do people think I'm you? : notd665
  • ^^^ the sequence from Fight Club where with Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in the hotel room. I love that s... : digitalburro
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  Oh please. Se7en. : five_percent
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    I'm not asking what movie it is, rather provide your own. Mine was obvious for a reason! : rand04
    • Ah, I'm an idiot. : five_percent
  • WRONG DAMMIT, IT'S UHF, and the answer is "Nothing! Absolutely nothing!" I hated Se7en. : Zero|DPX
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  Hey homie, that my briefcase? : genjuro
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    I have no idea what this one is. : rand04
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      Collateral. : genjuro
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        This scene was my favourite in the entire movie. It was the super fast way he did it, so cold, so calm, s : rand04
        • My favorite part was him shooting the other guy while walking away with the briefcase. The theater wen : genjuro
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    That is such an awesome scene, had to watch it a few times : bolus
    • Me too, again and again. And slow-mo. Then frame by frame. Great stuff. : LeapingFool
    • was this the scene in the alley after the guys jacked Jamie Foxx?? : digitalburro
  • That scene is badass. : Turd Ferguson
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    falling down? : X-GOUKI
    • That was another good briefcase scene. His quote was from collateral. : Turd Ferguson
  • this is the best one and i don't care what people say. : infiltrator`
  • ^^^ definately the winnder. : evil-cow
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  "I'll be back" : bolus
  • ^^^ winner : Serpico74
• "I've got a bad feeling about this..." : Postal
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  20 meters, 15, 10, 5...... they should be right on top of us, man its probably not the exact quote bu : -meeks-
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    [spoil]Red october?[/spoil] : rand04
    • you're kidding right? ALIENS MOTHERFUCKER : orgcaptainnemo
• "I want more life.... fucker" : beastrabban
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  How about No... No... No... NO! NO! : genjuro
  • Hah..scarface : deathofrats
• What the fuck is the Internet? : ShekkyBoy
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  "Not right now you don't!" : SeaLlama
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    ? : rand04
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      Previous line: "But I poop from there!" : SeaLlama
      • the rest uses the standard "3. ??? 4. Profit!" template : esmokah
  • haha, how true! : esmokah
• I'm your huckleberry : Turd Ferguson
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  Everyone? EEEEEEVERRRRRYONE! : genjuro
  • More like "This is for Mathilda" AMIRITE!? : notd665
  • what's he look like? serious : Turd Ferguson
  • I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!! : X-GOUKI
  • Greatest film. Ever. : ShekkyBoy
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  "Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!" : not work safe
  • This is the true winner : rosewood
  • Hahahahaha awesome. : sgtsanity
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    quite safely say I have no idea. : rand04
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      It's no ordinary rabbit. : LeapingFool
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        it's firing synapses but nope. : rand04
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          Go on, Bors, chop his head off! : Chris Remo
          • watches a tumbleweed blow past : rand04
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          From the same movie: It's only a flesh wound!" : LeapingFool
          • oh OK it's been YEARS... : rand04
• Slow ahead. I can go slow ahead. Why don't you come down here and chum some of this shit? : LeapingFool
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  "Hey, Marvin..." : brickmatt
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    hahaha never have I laughed so hard at someone getting shot in the face. : Turd Ferguson
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      Funniest act of violence ever. : brickmatt
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        What's it from? :( Sounds so familiar. : notd665
        • Pulp Fiction : sgtsanity
• Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. : shyguy74
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  "Don't cry sweetheart, we're almost there. Sir? ... Sir?" *baby cries* : rand04
  • surely someone must know this... : rand04
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    Untouchables, or Revenge of the Sith? : not work safe
    • haha RotS? what? Untouchables it is. It's the precursor to one of the best action scenes in movie history... : rand04
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  does he look like a bitch?! : Toraz Chryx
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    what? : esmokah
    • *bang* : Toraz Chryx
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  Also, TV spinoff subsection of the thread I'm going to get my men : Toraz Chryx
  • Oh screw you. >: ( Although, I do consider that to be the badass scene, not necessarily what follows. ... : sgtsanity
• "I want a marine strike team in a raptor in five minutes. Prepare to launch alert fighters. *turns* You h : sgtsanity
• I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid i can't do that : Mister Groin
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  I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar. : LeapingFool
  • :( : Halen
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    That scene should have never existed... : quietb0y
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      It totally needed to happen. Listen to the commentary sometime. the whole shepard dying along with wash d : sammyl
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        I heard in a documentary that they were thinking of killing Han Solo right before Luke fights Vader for t... : Kerath
        • Well I think Harrison Ford wasn't sure that he was going to be in a third movie and they didn't want to c... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
• we've got a bleeder! : esmokah
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  we're gonna need a bigger boat. : anthonybean
  • smile you sonofabitch : rand04
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11765924 : LeapingFool
  • Shit, watched this last night, first time in forever, and it still owns. The first real oh-shit moment wa... : carrioN luggagE
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  Dang, we're in a tight spot! : genjuro
  • lol, watched that yesterday. I love that line. : Halen
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  How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? : Toraz Chryx
  • How do you make a crew want to get off... a... nuclear submarine... : carrioN luggagE
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  No. Not without incident. : Halen
  • You just barely beat me to this one. It's almost makes up for the previous 80 minutes. : sammyl
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    so familiar! can't get it though. : rand04
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      equilibrium : infiltrator`
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        ah, that'll be why. hated that movie. ;) : rand04
        • Dead to me. : Halen
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  I couldn't help it. It just popped IN there. What? What just popped in there? : rosewood
  • haha that's great : rand04
• "Youve got a fuckin dart in your neck!" : mega man
• I was cured, alright! : notd665
• Resistance is futile! : orgcaptainnemo
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  beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice : anthonybean
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    I'm totally stumped on this one... : Languid_Heap
    • It's from Beetlejuice. : Haku-Jin
• WHERE ARE YOU??????!?!?!?!?! : Toraz Chryx
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  Luke,I am your father.... : jonin
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    DUDE WHAT THE FUCK spoiler that shit. : notd665
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      It's been over 30 years, I think we are ok. : jonin
      • Doh Typo FTL : jonin
      • Empire Strikes Back was released in 1980. : Kerath
      • ^^^OMG it's Titor! Get him! : notd665
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    doesn't this classify as the OHSHI moment itself, not the precursor? : shyguy74
    • yeah, but the ship sailed on that a while ago. :/ : rand04
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  I'd like to report a hit-and-run. : TotalFusionOne
  • Yeah, like we didn't see that twist coming... good flick though : notd665
• It's a few lines, but the followon is o_O Mr. Chekov, anything unusual? Just the size of my head. : Toraz Chryx
• "Does anybody know where I can get some shit?" : TotalFusionOne
• "Where's the goat"? : skitzo
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  Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? FTFW : TotalFusionOne
  • ... its a statement about the band itself... HEY PAUL! : rosewood
• TV show entry (and this, I think, wins outright for the sheer OMFG THEY DIDN'T DID THEY?!? WHAT THE FUCK) : Toraz Chryx
• "Wait...there's movement". Alien : peter
• "See you next Wednesday" it is perhaps meant as an ironic trademark since it seems to occur in Landis : manero
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  Diamonds? What do I know about Diamonds? : rosewood
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    It's not in synch with evolution! : brickmatt
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      I was trying to decide if that part of the movie was the win or if really the whole movie was the win for... : rosewood
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        I agree, but that particular scene and the moments that follow are just fantastic. : brickmatt
        • vhat do you want me to do? drop my pants? : rosewood
• "Clear!" and "We'll do you last" : thejm4n
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  Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. : the archvile
  • My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. : forgottenzero
• "We have a T-Rex!" : gndagger
• We got snakes on the motherfucking plane! : c_man_tmt

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• is that because he was white? : orgcaptainnemo
• Fittingly, it is the 10th anniversary of George Burns' death today. : Chris Remo
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  Sure, I'd love to invent wheels with you. : omnova
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    wtf is a wheel? : trOmblyj
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      a myth. : TheTick
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        Tell me the story of this "wheel." : brickmatt
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          its a... circle! : jayares
          • circles are impossible. : shyguy74
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  B O B H O P E * D : not work safe
  • ...he'd live another year to do the things he should have done. : Rich McNinch
• This is about as good as a friend of mine. He had a..lifetime of drug induced haze going on. Various drug... : zakk
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  Is Richard Pryor dead? For over a decade I've thought he was dead, but every few years I hear about some : Bold
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    he died recently actually. : ejectorpod
    • You ruined it. :( : airrob
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    Richard Pryor is not dead. He has a show in New York in May I think. : airrob
    • I'd get a refund on those tickets if I were you. : trove
  • he didn't die in the 80's, he just caught his face on fire. : Ctrl-Phreak
• Reagan smash : Blackdawgg
• it was rediculous when he died. all the flags in the country were at half mast for like a month, and it w... : cucumber1972
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  Funny story - I was reading Drudge the night Reagan died and you know how Drudge's page refreshes every 6... : Phil
  • that's badass. srsly. : cucumber1972
  • that is awesome. : ventro
  • haha, is that true? that's amazing if it is that beats the +$900 my brother got for a used PS2 in term... : -Panther-
  • That's so genius. : notd665
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    You whore : rosewood
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      Did you have the people you were buying from ship directly to your seller or did they send it to you firs... : rosewood
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        No, and here's another LOLZ, I made the people that bought from me do the Instant Paypal Buy It Now thing... : Phil
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          How could someone with your brains be stuck with a woman so stupid? : not work safe
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            DUDE, HER SISTER IS HOT. COME ON. : virus
            • Hey, more like what about her Mom, amirite?! : DingoStoleMyBaby
  • haha that's awesome : wtf242
  • wtf phil how did you think this up. You're a genius, be my daddy : Luminair
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    Reagan would have been proud. Capitalism at it's finest! So awesome. : freshyk
    • One final tribute to a dead man. : AlexXdude
  • this post is pure brilliance : electroly
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    Nice. I'm gonna have to keep this in mind next time a former president or someone ultra famous is on his... : romulan
    • Wasn't Ford in the hospital just a few weeks back? Now may the time to buy buy buy : -Panther-
  • hahaha shut up are you serious?!? : virus
  • You're brilliant! : stump
  • Is that for real? u = awesome. : abrasion
  • that is awesome dude. A++++++++ would read again : SatansFist
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  KILLDOZER My boss at my last job was a bit fanatical about this guy who made an armored bulldozer. Turns... : pheral
  • Hahaha, I rememeber that. So surreal. : sgtsanity
• Way to use the spoiler tags, ass. >:( ps j/k don't ban me! : walker270
• I blame Alzheimer's : drucifer
• WTF his funeral was on TV all dayand like every day for the next two weeks : peter
• I found out the same thing like three months ago. : Portax
• This is the worst Illinois != Chicago troll ever. : Deathlove