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• Wow thanks for this. I realy appreciate it. I've been having a bit of trouble playing back some HDTV MPEG... : angrytaxman
• Awesome! http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11547883 : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
• tagging for future upgrade : trOmblyj
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  From what I understand, this is only an issue if you actually install the Cool N Quiet AMD driver. If you... : bording
  • I saw vague mentions of this, but better safe than sorry for most people. I can see it harming anything, ... : iplay
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  I'll tag this just because. : Begawkiness
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    amd 64 x2 bookmark : mankeroo
    • yeehaw! hope this fixes my issues. : bounty838
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  that seems like a nasty bug to have.... are future revisions of the chip going to suffer like this? O... : Break
  • it's a software/driver problem. The word is that SP3 is going to fix it... for those that can't wait almo... : Judicator.Khas
• FYI x64 menz there is an XP64 version of this fix, i would assume you download the XP64 driver from AMDs ... : iplay
• i just installed everything and nothing blew up :D : Clay
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  I installed this fix a while back and it didn't solve my issues with games like Riddick, Most Wanted or ... : SilverSnake
  • ... although, I didn't do all these steps, so I'll try that and see if it helps. Also, if anyone want the... : SilverSnake
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    Yeah, this can be fixed manually on a per-processor basis by going into the taskman and setting the proce... : iplay
    • But by using that tool you just create a new shortcut launching the game through that one. That way it is... : SilverSnake
  • riddick needs affinity adjustments? Hmm; I haven't really tried that game ever since I finished building... : the archvile
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    Does this utility generate new .exe files? I'm trying to find a (good) way to launch BF2 on a single core... : Dusty_Slim
    • Nope, this utility just launches before the actual game, no modification are made to any files. So punkbu... : SilverSnake
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  bm'd for later : kevp
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    why you gotta crap in this guys thread? : slickdoody
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      My Frozen Throne keeps skipping, and I'm hoping this settles things down like pepto : kevp
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        bm == bowel movement, aka taking a shit : BulletPro
        • throne = often refers to a toilet, but in this case also to an expansion pack to a game I'm having troubl : kevp
• Installed a few months ago along with the amd parch, it does work. : Visceral Monkey
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  i have never installed SP2. i have never heard good things about it but i have to deal with work arounds... : eeeealmo
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    everyone makes out like SP2 is the shittiest thing ever, but if you turn off the lame ass security bubble... : iplay
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      i do torrent often. what is this fix you are talking about? i am worried about little shit like this. : eeeealmo
      • I'm curious as well, elaborate. : orgcaptainnemo
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      I never had to change any TCP outgoing connection settings and I torrent beautifully. : armaduck
      • By default XP SP2 throttles your outgoing connects to 10 (to slow computers with DOS attacks from hitting... : iplay
  • I cringe whenever I see a winxp sp1 machine, It's a security mess waiting to happen : OrkO
• Marked for T-48 hours upgrading. : TaXXuS
• This fix also works for dual Opterons. (Actual dual CPUs, not dual core.) : fechols
• Is this a flaw with the chip or a flaw with the OS? : abrasion
• interesting.. tagged for later X2 dual core : Mr.Fusion

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  Ageia support... That sounds great, time to seriously thnk about an upgrade. : carrioN luggagE
  • disabled in multiplayer? wut if other players dont have PPUs? : nacatamale
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    I wonder how that would reduce the CPU recommended specs, if at all? : Halen
    • It probably wouldn't as it seems like it will only add features, not take over the duty of pre-existing o... : angrytaxman
    • That's what I'm kinda wondering, like the initial GeForce 1 card that came out, I got almost no improveme... : carrioN luggagE
    • The engine supports it, doesn't mean any given game will or has to. : Ebu
• I think I speak for everyone when I say: O_O : nomaad
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  2.8ghz? The shaders on those instagib projectiles must be amazing! No, I'm not bitter. : genjuro
  • Simulating the physics of low-gravity situations is taxing indeed. :( : sgtsanity
• Just when I thought I was a little ahead of the game, now I'm scraping the bottom again. : ( : devi| dog
• I'm glad I'm waiting till late this year or early next year to upgrade.. : Shadowdane
• awesome. im pretty sure U3 is my next targeted upgrade for my pc (so probably 9 months out based on rele... : smacknca
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  Interesting about the dual core stuff... I really hope it becomes something that everyone uses. : five_percent
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    It will, simply because single-core CPUs are off both Intel's and AMD's roadmaps now. Indeed, we'll be... : blackhawk
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      The only thing I can think of is developers having to support older single core machines... : five_percent
      • Single core machines can run multithreaded apps, so it won't be a huge deal. : SenorSpine
• Wow, that seems awfully low. Will be interesting to see how that really applies... : crummynz
• Hopefully the ATI equivalent to the 6800GT (x800pro) is just as well off as the 6800GT. Have to revert b... : megarust32
• Take this with a grain of salt, since this is both old and questionable information. http://www.beyond... : omnova
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  Remember, the minimum settings above are for running the game with HIGH visual quality. I'm sure it'll r... : Prozium
  • i dont see how that is possible with those low settings. Everything @ high with only that system. must be... : madtothemax
• i'm assuming that 2.6ghz is more like a "2600+" type thing. because the way things are now, there aren't ... : Clay
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  Taking advantage of Dual Core...wow, they're the first. :) : Magus
  • my opteron 165 is pleased. : Clay
• Those are recommened for high and ultra? That's rather impressive. : freshyk
• That's really not all that bad. Epic does a good job of scaling engines. When's the last time a UT game... : EvilDolemite
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  When they list generic CPU GHz in these min. reqs, are they referring to Intel speeds? Considering those ... : rudds
  • It includes the equivalent AMD ratings. : freshyk
• or and xbox 360. LOL : bagelcc
• Preps computer for explosion. :( : NFXFSX
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  when is this cunt supposed to come out? next year? : mega man
  • Sometime this year is my guess. : pimpium
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  A: Those GHz ratings must be for Intel chips, since they rate that way. What are the AMD equivalents? ... : jrock
  • edit: OIC "SLI" now. But a single X1900XT/XTX or 7900GTX will probably run Ultra just fine. : jrock
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    to convert to AMD isn't it just 2.8ghz = 2800, 3.2ghz = 3200, etc ? : cryptical
    • Originally, yes, but I think now the ratings actually hurt AMD, as they are usually faster than there Int... : aggressor
• I can't wait to see some games use my dualcore 64bit chip - just for the heck of it, i'd love to see any ... : abrasion
• I'll be installing win xp 64 just for this. : Visceral Monkey
• Very old info. Wait till you hear it from Epic themselves. : SlamDunk

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  So normally I delete chain emails instantly, but this one came to me from a friend with good taste at wor : tomservo
  • Are you proposing to me tomservo? CREEEEPY GUY! He breaks like 8 rules I know off, idiot idiot idiot. : askedrelic
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    HAHAHAHAHAA he just. keeps. talking. god damn! that was so painful : busdriver3030
    • he just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one h... : mikecyb
  • haha, horrible. : thejm4n
  • I listened to it last night....It's so damn painful. : cltcprd
  • Wow, just wow. I hope I didn't sound anything close to this when I was nervous asking my girlfriend out O... : lowayne
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    Help to decode: : aggressor
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      Shit, fucking alt-post bug. Here is the rest: Help to decode: What is a singles ward and what does... : aggressor
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        ok. LDS=Latter Day Saints? Now what is a singles ward?! : aggressor
        • A Ward is like a geographical district, meaning all the people who live in a certain area would attend a ... : graah
        • A ward is a congregation that is defined by geography and sometimes other factors (age, language). : Alf Alpha
  • Shitty! That guy sounds just like me! Not the horrible things he says but his voice. Damn it! : invisible_kid
  • tagged for later : glio1337
  • you guys don't know what you're talking about, that guy is brilliant. he has devised the perfect answer f... : -Panther-
  • OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Your heart just glows, cutie. Blah blah blah. Kill me now. Cutie. : edlin
  • SHUUUUT UP. He says "anyways cutie" about 100 times. People need to know when to stop. : glio1337
  • I couldn't listen past the point where he says he's going to buy her a death cab. : Sze Ior
  • oh god, please tell me how long this is?!? WinAMP LIES! It says 2:07! : 69shots
  • oh holy shit that's stupendous : proclone1
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  I keep trying, but I just can't make it through the entire thing. It's just so painful. : JINKY
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    That's what several people said last night too. :D But JINKY, your heart glows... it glows. : tomservo
    • tomservo you don't know me, but your heart glows. just trust me : Mr.SEX
• Definately going to have to check this out later. : VegasX
• I completed it! The silence...is deafening. : wunderbred
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  "Anyway cutie... *sigh* And if you feel uncomfortable bring your friend. You know, we can go on a double : Ajax
  • I just like to reassure them :( : tomservo
  • it's what happens when you deny people pleasure. : sKetchflow
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  H E L L O M Y F U T U R E G I R L F R I E N D ' E D : cncpun
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    for all the youngins' http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/ : cncpun
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      Shouldn't that kid be about 18-19? : Dechter
      • probably haha : cncpun
      • I bet he's the biggest pimp ever. : tomservo
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  Oh the humanity. : fatalsync
  • God is not here on this day. The Winamp length misreport was also problematic... and led me to laughing e... : Afterglow
• bwahahahahahahahahaha utah. *sigh* : sKetchflow
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  p.s. check your phone messages, hot stuff : edlin
  • AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Tell Tony I said Yes. : tomservo
• Wow. Talk about bathing in chick repelant. : Cygnus X-1
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  that is pain ful to listen to someone shoot that guy and put him out of my misery : usnpandaat
  • he'll probably take care of that himself before too long. : deathmuppeter
• HAHAHHAHA. This is great! : kainen1
• So he got the girl then, right? : stooklum
• holy holy holy crap, hahaha. Train wreck'd : monohydrate
• oh my god, i thought it was over but winamp lies and it just gets worse and worse and worse. : Dante
• whoa seriously what a psychopath. : Silent Wolf

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  How much CPU utilization does Google Talk use? : Maddog_Delphi97
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    It might be a priority thing as well. Googletalk might be trying to make itself a higher priority than B... : Crimsonbeak
    • Which is something that you can easily change in the task manager by right clicking on it in the Precess ... : themelon
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  The communication thing must be fixed. If you're a squad leader, at least get a mic and listen to your co : genjuro
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    You should ask Maddog what happened to his clan when we played him on Wake 2007. We had the airstrip in ... : redfive
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      Yeah, but I heard that your clan got owned in a similar fashion when you guys competed in an internationa... : Maddog_Delphi97
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        I haven't been playing since November so I haven't been keeping up to date with our wins/losses. We didn... : redfive
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          Exactly what happened in the international tournament anyway? If you mind me asking about the gory detai... : Maddog_Delphi97
          • I think a lot of it was the leaders scheduling matches and scrims every single day of the week and we did... : redfive
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    We need to start kicking people without mic's that try to be Squad leaders. Not a ban or anything just k... : themelon
    • If they play, though, and join a squad, if they've got a higher 'rank' in the game, they get promoted, I ... : carrioN luggagE
  • Yeah the boats are useless really, they can take so little punsihment it's not funny :(. Your only hope i... : scanline
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    I have a mic but people tell me to shut up when I use my voice :( : stgdz
    • Maybe it's your volume? I don't know. I haven't heard you. Genjuro used to have some godawful background ... : UtilityMaximizer
• I'm almost tempted to reinstall this. I got burned after getting air raped so often that I decided to qu... : MrLobo
• I've been having an issue with my air controls ever since I built my new SLI system. Seems to take an ex... : bounty838
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  The verdict is still out on the AA/air changes, the helo's are muuuch more susceptible to jeep guns now, ... : jimmy-buffett
  • They should reduce the effectiveness of air to air slightly. AA positions should spawn much slower after... : Crimsonbeak
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    Also, I think in-game VoIP > TS, at least that way it's not a big yell-fest with 15-20 people on each cha... : jimmy-buffett
    • We only tend to use TS for things that don't work in the squad. Like "Hey everyone, there's a tank keepin... : UtilityMaximizer
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  I agree you, especially the need to up the ticket count on the maps. I was having terrible lag issues : silent prophet
  • I also had to leave teamspeak because of the server lag issues. I was bummed. : silent prophet
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    Perhaps we where having similar issues last night. Wanna get in today and see if we can tweek it and get... : themelon
    • Yeah, I read your post little while ago. Our problems do sound very similar. I have to work until 5pm EST... : silent prophet
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    Well, try turning off Googletalk, if you use it. Or maybe some other programs that might be running in th... : UtilityMaximizer
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      i've been on lots of servers that swap teams each round : RikiTiki2
      • I've seen servers that swap teams (MEC players go US, and US players go MEC) and I've seen servers that e... : UtilityMaximizer
• Good matches last night. The majority of the people on the losing (USMC) side didn't have mics, but the m... : Dusty_Slim
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  I was able to hop on for 2 rounds during Sharqi and had some fun. I need to find my headset so I can get ... : DKo5
  • Custom shackmaps is the answer you seek. :) : silent prophet
• Last night was a lot of fun, but we need to up the round times quite a bit. And yea, having a team ra... : d0gbert
• Wish I had seen this last night. 2 of my buddies and I were pubbing around, and we definitely would have ... : Begawkiness
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  1) tickets need to be upped. last night they were set for 32 players (because of 32 player maps) 2) if... : pyide
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    Agreed on all counts. Although I wouldn't mind randomizing between rounds on the same map, even. : UtilityMaximizer
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      I know that whenever I'm in a good squad I want another go with them (even if we lost), so personally I'd... : Begawkiness
      • i agree 100% : pyide
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    Only problem with randomizing teams is that it would jack up the squads. One of the best features of BF2... : jimmy-buffett
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      Frankly, I don't care about preserving squads. That's precisely the problem. One team gets stacked squads... : UtilityMaximizer
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        Isn't this moot if the game doesn't support it? I haven't run a server since CS so I have no idea if it ... : jimmy-buffett
        • There are servers that randomize the players (and even break up squads). I just don't know how they do it... : UtilityMaximizer
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  I'm thinking about buying BF2. Do you guys also have the Special Forces expansion? I heard this game is r... : Magus
  • We just play regular BF2. I heard the same thing about SF. : silent prophet
• agreed on the mic/communication part... I just use a $3 labtec mic and it works great. I also prefer ... : Jayx77
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  It was a pretty good shackbattle. Umax, I would follow you into the fiery depths of hell. Squad Sneaky fo... : WaterSign
  • Ha, you guys were great. We managed to get into that point several times. I was impressed. : UtilityMaximizer
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  Is there way to do this: 1) 2 rounds per map 2) swap entire MEC team for USA team (and vice versa) on... : burningtrees
  • Number 1 could be done with the BF2CC utility. Last time I tried it, it didn't keep squads after the s... : MrLobo
• Hey, I had a blast last night. Thanks all for the great time! I can't wait till the next one. : Korban
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  See this is the kind of stuff I'm waiting for before deciding to buy it. Though, I'm still on the fence a... : carnivore
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    try the demo and see how it handles? : RikiTiki2
    • they did something in one of the last two patches that really improved performance for me. when i first ... : Korban
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      Good advice. I'd be curious to see what his setup is, though. : UtilityMaximizer
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        P4 2.4 (I could overclock to 2.8, I guess) ATI 9800 1 Gig RAM I don't know, it seemed okay for the d... : carnivore
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          For comparison, I have an AMD 2400+, 9600Pro, 1GB, and run it at 800*600 medium detail. Runs fine. : carrioN luggagE
          • Hmm... urge to buy rising... : carnivore
        • I played on my machine that was exactly the same except with a 9600. Runs fine if you lower the settings... : rasputinreborn
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          You should be fine at medium detail settings. : UtilityMaximizer
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            ...Although you might choose to run it at 800x600 to get a few extra fps. : UtilityMaximizer
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              Man, I'm so used to running bf1942 at higher. i don't wanna upgrade again :( : carnivore
              • if you keep AF and AA off, you should be able to push higher resolutions with no problem at medium/low... : pyide
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  Oh! Something that annoys me (and always has). When you play as anti-tank, and fire a missile at an enemy : UtilityMaximizer
  • hmm, that doesn't happen to me and I am pretty sure that I do hold down the fire button until the rocket ... : busdriver3030
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    hold the fire button : Crimsonbeak
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      works the same way as the sniper rifle. : Crimsonbeak
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        I don't think I've played as a sniper more than once, ever. Like, I spawned as sniper, died, and switched... : UtilityMaximizer
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          i get most of my sniper action from claymores ;P : RikiTiki2
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            On rare occasions I would be a sniper in BF1942 to provide artillery spots, but since they're not useful ... : UtilityMaximizer
            • well, the are extremely useful if you have a large group of enemy infatry and your team is assaulting the... : mrfunky3000
          • I hate HATE how the claymores don't hurt the person who set them anymore. I think it's a server-side sett... : Begawkiness
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    holding it down will keep the view zoomed, umax :P : pyide
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      Awesome. I didn't think of it until I was typing up that post. I guess I should have thought of it and tr... : UtilityMaximizer
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        And can't you control the missile while you have it held down ? It's been a while but I sure remember ... : MrLobo
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          Oh, I'm sure you can steer it. I just never tried holding the button down. I didn't think of it until a f... : UtilityMaximizer
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            yes you can steer it : RikiTiki2
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              If you couldn't steer it, then you wouldn't see the occasional shot of perfection that blows an attack ch... : d0gbert
              • i like hitting snipers with it. brings back my Wolf:ET panzer glory : RikiTiki2
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                Does it work like the redeemer in Unreal Tournament? God, I miss having fun with the redeemer like tha : Maddog_Delphi97
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                  no, more like the RPG in HL/2, but it won't change direction that severely. you have to keep the lau... : pyide
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                    Like UtilityMaximizer, I've never held down the button to "control" the rocket after it leaves the shoul... : Maddog_Delphi97
                    • I've done it, just not while zoomed in. : UtilityMaximizer
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                      Wait until the reload time bug gets you then. If you don't (from what I've both heard and seen myself) if... : carrioN luggagE
                      • Yeah, I heard about that bug. :[ : Maddog_Delphi97
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  so how tough are the UAVs? i figured out pretty quickly that infantry guns are ineffective against them.... : busdriver3030
  • Last night I saw a couple jeeps take out a UAV pretty quickly. Well, I think they took it out. It might h... : UtilityMaximizer
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  Wow, this http://www.battlewiki.com/wiki/index.php/Battlefield_2 has not been updated since November last... : carnivore
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    Many of us quit playing. I guess it's time to update it! : UtilityMaximizer
    • The first BF2 page is locked. : carnivore
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  I hated it. The team imbalance made the game completely unenjoyable for me. There wasn't any semblance of... : stuka
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    I agree. Wasn't fun. I yelled about it in the general chat but I couldnt get anyone to switch over. Th... : kainen1
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      Thats a little overreaction from the first shackbattle in a long time. This is no different than a pub w... : Concrete
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        didn't feel like it to me. people should pay attention to issues like this and be a good team player - s... : kainen1
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          I think it went well. I, like a lot of folks, have not played in a long time. Found myself ineffective ... : TheArtMan
          • I chalk up a lot of the imbalance to the rust factor, as well. Getting owned, then forgetting about a the... : carrioN luggagE
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          How many BF shackbattles have you participated in? I assure you, shackers are the cream of the crop to p... : Halen
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            I believe Kainen was there when we did the very first one, same as myself. : stuka
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              Very first what? Battlefield 1942 Shackbattle? Like back in ~2002? Did he use the same name in the gam... : Halen
              • No, BF2 Shackbattle. : stuka
  • I was surprised as well. It felt like I was shacksquading on a pub. What happen :( : genjuro
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  Patch 1.2 has issues 1.21 comming soon http://www.ea.com/official/battlefield/battlefield2/us/editorial.... : scanline
  • Well hey at least it sounds like they're cranking it out quickly. Hopefully they're taking out that AA bu... : Begawkiness
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  The lack of US teamplay makes me sad, especially when we were chatting coordinating so well. Someone last... : carrioN luggagE
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    Yeah, isn't there a team balance option? I know it was turned off way in the beginning to reduce squad b... : burningtrees
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      It may have been turned off on accident, but yes, auto-team balance would be nice. I think there's an opt... : UtilityMaximizer
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        Yeah, I remember when the "only balance non-squad people" was enabled on themelon's server. Back when we ... : burningtrees
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          You also like falling off cliffs. : scanline
          • hahahahaha, yeah, wasn't the best squad leader that round, and only started speaking up and giving orders... : burningtrees
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      I think that just makes sure the teams' playercounts aren't like 20-40 isn't it? What makes me the most s... : carrioN luggagE
      • I think part of the problem is that people don't want to start new squads and thus become squad leader. ... : burningtrees
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  4)All the chatty bitches were on MEC. : nyranger66
  • I <3 you, now, sir. Our squad rocked. : carrioN luggagE
• Yes, that stuff was fun as hell. We need more of these in the near future. : spector
• I'm buying this shit now. I blame you, Umax.... : quietb0y
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  Oh, and remove that last map (the chinese swampy one) from the map rotation. I think that one pretty much... : carrioN luggagE
  • Yeah, I don't really care for that map. It needs a really large number of players to make it interesting,... : UtilityMaximizer
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  was good to have full squads that listen to their commander for once, unlike goddamn pubs : johngloid
  • You did a good job, and listened to us. Thanks! : UtilityMaximizer
  • Yeah, I was SL for at least one round when you were commanding, and to hear you over the commander comm m... : burningtrees
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  I think that we really need to enforce teamwork. I think if someone doesn't join a squad and/or consisten... : Fred Garvin
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    We've done that in the past (kick people who won't squad up). I'm not opposed to doing it again. : UtilityMaximizer
    • And the vehicle thing as well. Seriously, if they don't even try to see if anyone wants a ride they aren'... : Fred Garvin
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  the reason why the US side wasn't talking was because the other team was stacked full of regulars, and mo... : kainen1
  • When you join, it puts you on a team, though. How's stacking possible? I hopped in, it put me on MEC, the... : carrioN luggagE
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  Time to schedule another one! : Clay
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    I say same time...thats when the best turnout is likely. I will definately be there again and again and ... : Concrete
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      You can see it peeked at 54 players http://shackbattles.us.gamecreate.com/admin/RenderImage.aspx?entit... : themelon
      • For the first offical shackbattle in 6 or so months, I think thats pretty damn good. Especially how nega... : Concrete
• Heres my impressions of the shackbattle. I have been playing this game regularly since the day it was re... : Concrete
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  For those with post-patch performance issues: Defrag, defrag, defrag. Battlefield is the single most r... : silent prophet
  • this may solve my problems, thanks! : Jayx77
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  I had fun most of the time last night. Second round on Sharqi Peninsula me and concrete were getting slau... : deeveee
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    Yeah sharqi air dominance seems to go to whoever wins the first air battle. Then you just climb and deny... : Concrete
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      genjuro will buy you a mic. : deeveee
      • Gejurooooooooooo! : Concrete
    • Yeah I didn't have a fucking gunner most of the time :( : stuka
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  I learned you shouldn't go into the OFP teamspeak cannels and ask "Are you MECS or Americans?". : TheArtMan
  • lol. : deeveee
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    Shit, I knew I forgot about something last night. The OfP Shackbattle. I was so excited about a resurgenc... : carrioN luggagE
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      You have chosen wisely. : Concrete
      • I thought so as well, but I like both games. I hope dislexxi doesn't hate me now. :( If the BF2 Shack... : carrioN luggagE
  • Did the goons bite a little bit? : quietb0y
• PS. I will make it my mission to blow up any aircraft before they reach your hands. The Umax must be sto... : laidback

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  im part of podizzles world order and the triangle is our sacred symbol. everytime you see it, you know we... : podizzle
  • geometric shape conspiracy :[ : gegtik
• http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/bluesmoke79/watchingyou7he.gif : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Hehe. the Triangle is the most stable geometric structure, so of course it'll be used everywhere. ;p : Magus
• very nice : VegasX
• bah. The upsidedown cross is the cross of St Peter I believe, which makes sense because the pope is suppo... : sabadog
• im am poised satanically right now : mega man
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  IT IS CLEAR NOW. holy shit that was bad : d0pamine
  • Especially with the unclear font colors used lolz : jrock
• I always suspected the Pope was in leagues with Sony Digital Sound and Bill Clinton. It all makes so muc : Chris Remo
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  I kept waiting for an autobot symbol to appear : armybob
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    http://guadsquad.com/wallpapers/wallpapers/TF-Autobot-WallPaper.jpg : aethyr
    • Made of polygons which are required to create a triangle which is made when you make a pentagram. : Ratalon
• Amazing. I hope Kojima uses this as the story for MGS4. : genjuro
• OMG Triangles are taking over the world!!! : intothefray
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  http://home.no.net/holodoc/ordinary1.jpg : Vic Viper
  • It's in the shape of a pyramid, he's one of them! : reign27
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  WOW! (lets pretend like it's all true) NOW WHAT DO WE DO? : AtaR1
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    Learn the five points of fellowship. : darktweed
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      My grandfather was a mason, he did alot of stuff for the community and helped out a bunch of people. : stgdz
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        at least that's what you thought..... : fugu124
        • he really test flew flying saucers. TRUE STORY : fatman
• So it is true.. http://www.thescifiworld.net/img/wallpapers/stargate/gilles_nuytens/stargate_12_1024x7... : laidback
• i wonder what it's like to be batshit insane like that : [fry]
• haha 5:30 is awesome... : buzzbat
• Wow, that was awful. On the up side, I love Clubbed to Death so it was nice to listen to it. : freshyk
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  I'm very disappointed they didn't touch on obelisks - ancient Egyptian symbols also present in DC (Washin... : jrock
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    What about owls man, The OWLS! : cyb0rgninja
    • omg im surprised you were able to post that before they c : jrock
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  Okay, so this video is retarded, and so probably are the other 9/11 conspiracy ones, but what would happe : skizl
  • So with higher quality, better spelling, and more convincing arguments? They'd probably convince a lot of... : jrock
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  At least we can find comfort in religion. NOT! They totally had me for a second. I was all like, "No k... : fatman
  • On the plus side, I kind of feel like going clubbing now. : fatman
• Hyrule is run by masons! : riptyde
• Ouch. OUCH. I love that someone thinks this is worth the time it takes to make the video, but doesn't eve... : Conan
• Michael Moore should do a docu on this. Also, 30 years ago there were computers powerful enough to record... : graceofdragons
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  more like Illuminaughty, amirite? ^___^ : jrock
  • LOL. Most excellent, well played! : fatman
• would be better with Geometry wars music on it. : graceofdragons
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  He forgot the govt's ceiling cat : Dread Pirate Roberts
  • DUH-NUHNNNN!!!! http://www.limmy.com/stuff/ceilingcat.jpg : AtaR1

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• Cue the twilight zone music : cerealSAM2
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  /cues "O Fortuna" : Vic Viper
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    http://salsacookies.ytmnd.com/ : the archvile
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      nice, but it's no cornonthecob... : eskimo spy
      • Oh, jesus, this had me laughing un-fucking-controllably for a good coupla minutes. And I'm giggling just ... : carrioN luggagE
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        I missed that ytmnd fad : rosewood
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          http://cornonthekabob.ytmnd.com/ timeless and hypnotic. : eskimo spy
          • With both of those -- are they touched up at all? : rosewood
    • I can't stop laughingasgjaushahdiouahdpAHPDSuihA!!W : Vic Viper
    • Oh for the love of : Orange Pylon
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      http://nsconanb.ytmnd.com/ : Vic Viper
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        Who is the black guy? Looks like Charlie Murphy : aggressor
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          it is him. from a chapelle skit, i think. : biskits
          • I don't believe Conan was ever on the show though : aggressor
      • hahaha. fucking awesome! : fatman
      • I love those conan ones. lol : Tincan
      • lol : andromeda
      • holy shit that's awesome. : thekidd
    • CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. : stuka
• /cue theme from Jaws : eskimo spy
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  /cue yakkety saxs : shavenewok
  • lol.. he sent me the "alternative cut" of that famous 9/11 movie he made with the CNN footage with yakety : Vic Viper
• I like to think the movie the Matrix was written about the rise, fall, and return of klerck. : dysfunctional
• :patriot: : tomservo
• HAHAHAHA wow that's cool (rip klerck :( : proclone1
• /cues "Push It To The Limit" : johngloid
• no way : Magus
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  Anybody who regularly reads stoo knows he's alive and well. : [fry]
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    People think Andy Kaufmann is still alive too. How the hell could he fake his own obit? : Vic Viper
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      Same way Elvis did, silly. Oh, and Jim Morrison. : carrioN luggagE
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        and tupac : ki11_viru5
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          and Biggie : drucifer
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            And "Grandpa" Al Lewis : Vic Viper
            • and klerck : drucifer
        • WRONG http://www.jokaroo.com/extremevideos/tupac-alive.html : genjuro
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  pictures needed. : thekidd
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    why am I advocating the use of a camera in a bathroom? :( : thekidd
    • But you used your camera in a bathroom with your spider threads, correct? : shred.
  • IAWTP : crummynz
• Awesome but don't know if I beleive it. : abrasion
• * F R O D O ' D * : sgtsanity