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• That comic is so awesome, but goes so slow :(. : Ecks
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  I misread QC as somethingpositive and I was going to punch you in the face. Update: Fuck off, RK Milho... : Deathlove
  • Something positive has gotten considerably less funny the last year or so. It's become more about advanc... : Krypt_
• This comic is weird. It's like it's mildly witty, but all I see are the drawn girls tits... and it's oka... : Kaiser
• That comic isn't awesome, but its not bad. Its like my life, except way less gal pals who are attractive... : soggybagel
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  That is seriously one obnoxious comic strip. Every time someone here links it I go and permaban their acc... : haiku
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    why the change of heart? :( : mikecyb
    • Because he remembers his emo roots : Kaiser
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  I don't really like this comic. It comes off as thinking it's enormously mind-bogglingly clever in a ver... : Chris Remo
  • pretty much : Maarten Goldstein
  • We know its fake too. Unless this guy is gay, his female to male ratio friends is way off. For added re... : soggybagel
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    It's like the hipper non-fake-Japanese version of Megatokyo. I hate Megatokyo. : Chris Remo
    • Only QC is occasionally funny. I think it's gone downhill a bit of late though :( : nomaad
    • Hah! That's exactly it. : Kaiser
  • I'll honestly never understand why people read it. : filtersweep
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    Yes! Hipsters at Starbucks talking loud. That is exactly what it is. In fact, you summed it up so well th : haiku
    • My pleasure, sir! : Chris Remo
  • Hehehehe. :) I totally agree. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • It was neat when I first discovered it a couple months ago, and read all the previous ones at once. Now i... : theamazingrand0
  • That is 100% what it is like. I can't stand it. But I love the little robot guy, so I skipped through o... : SenorSpine
  • a penis joke is a penis joke, no matter how clever you put it : sKetchflow
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    I think you're reading it wrong. It's not about punchlines and being impressed with itself, it's characte... : Dynotaku
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      I know it's not about punchlines. Hipsters in Starbucks don't talk in punchlines either, they talk in a ... : Chris Remo
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        if they were real hipsters they wouldn't be in starbucks, they'd be in some local coffee place looking do... : Mr.SEX
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          Already, then faux-hipsters, or whatever. : Chris Remo
          • yuppies :( : Mr.SEX
        • They don't go to starbucks in QC. They look down on starbucks. : Kerath
    • So what is it about the characters you like? Is it the guys utter lack of balls to actually ask the girl... : deathofrats
  • and who the hell laughs hurrr hur? : Turd Ferguson
• That has to be the official Pitchforkmedia comic. : EvilDolemite
• Except that's not at all what a triple entendre means at all. Good thing I deleted the feed from my RSS r... : sgtsanity
• hey cool let's explore the thesaurus and make a comic : Downforce
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  I must not be smart enough for this comic. Could someone explain the awesome/funny to me, please? : algernoN8
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    End boss cheat tips: It just sucks. : filtersweep
    • ah, the final piece of the puzzle. : algernoN8
• That comic actually made me unlaugh. It's like, I felt something the opposite of a laugh. A sort of despa... : [fry]
• tagged comic : Dan 101

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• I rofled, those little toys are SO CUUUUUTE ORLY http://adorableorly.ytmnd.com/ YA RLY http://adorabl... : Experiment IV
• hahahaha, awesome. : burningtrees
• wow, nice work with that. : sigpro
• Awesome : d fluke
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  Why am I not in there :( : genjuro
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    there are lots of people I wanted to include but I only have ten figures :( : mikecyb
    • I would've been killed by the second or third panel anyway : genjuro
• Hahah, that rules! I love the sticky-note target. Alucard hax! : helvetica
• that's so money :) : halophoenix
• that's awesome : redfive
• Absolutely amazing. : mittense
• hahaha, nice : spector
• another Steven Seagal fan! woot! : falkan
• Nifty! : bargeld
• thanks for including me you bastard! excellent work otherwise. : evil-cow
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  Your map has a leak :( : johnsto
  • I ran out of brushes boxes :( : mikecyb
  • buzzbats scout with no choke > Alucards AWP :D : buzzbat
• Haha, that was pretty amusing. : Turd Ferguson
• that is pure awesome. : chazums
• Wow. Very well done. :P : [fry]
• hehe that was great :) : sikander
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  Ahaha. anyone know how to clean blood from a carpet? : brickmatt
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    Cornstarch and cold water. : WaterSign
    • That's...that's spooky. : lyme
• haha rad. I am glad you made me a ct! : haiku
• very well played. :O : pwnage1232
• hahaha....very nice. : cookblaze
• hahahahaha I love it. If only I pinged less than 100 to the CS:S server.. :( : snagger
• I found it believable until I noticed the complete lack of headshots. That's where you lost me. Serio : boarder2
• i don't play CS but even I found that seriously entertaining. Awesome job! : El Tigre
• Haha, I don't play CS, but that was awesome. : Chris Remo
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  why hasn't this been +inf'd yet :( : inarius
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    it was inf'd a while ago, and still appears that way to me. wtfilters? also, thanks guys :D : mikecyb
    • now I see it, anyways, yay! : inarius
• Nice work :D : askedrelic
• what no CoRDS para spam? : CoRDS
• Truth, brother. : dopeman
• Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. : Mustang|
• great stuff : fen boi
• hahah.. thats awesome : Shadowdane
• Excellent! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• That was really cute. : carnivore
• brilliant. : edgewise
• HA! Most excellent! : Fredrik S
• Awsome, great job! : nodge69
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  This is unspeakably great. Where are the cute toys from? : node
  • You can buy them off of eBay, that's where johnsto and myself picked them up. : helvetica
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    I got them from here: http://shop.store.yahoo.com/cartoonfansclub/figucs001.html $16 after shipping, I... : mikecyb
    • It came out to be about the same for me from ordering on eBay. : helvetica
• you should've been using dualies : Mr.SEX
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  Helvetica and I also did our CS toy battles: de_guineapiggy: http://nflight.com de_fishtank: http... : megarust32
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    Also, awesome work mike :D : megarust32
    • thanks, you guys had great ones too :D I linked them in a rambling CS update by the way: http://orbit.... : mikecyb
• Lol, it's like every cs:s shackbattle I've ever been in. : shred.
• masterpiece. : virus
• fucking awesome sir! where'd you get those figures? : biskits
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  haiku dies first, as usual : maulla
  • hahahaha owned. : virus
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    Wait a second fuck you. Notice that I called the plan before the round started, and no one backed me up. ... : haiku
    • haha yeah that's my favorite part : mikecyb
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      You did a say instead of a say_team though. You totally announced it to the entire server. : helvetica
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        See, that I never do though. I'm good at using say_team! : haiku
        • Yeah and I'm good at not shooting you. Wait... : omnova
      • hahaha, you're such a CS NEEERRRRDDDD!!!!! lol! : burningtrees
    • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11542235 : maulla
• Obligitory mad props comment! : TotalFusionOne
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  What the hell did I do to deserve that fate? : omnova
  • It was fate, like you said. I've got bullets with your name on it! : megarust32
• hahahahaha awesome! : Downforce
• That's awesome. Good job. invader zim box set <3 : Deathlove
• good show :) : nacatamale
• how come im not in it?\ : jono181
• Use my script for the next episode! http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11409462 : khaosman
• haha, that was awesome. : thekidd
• meh, was expecting a CS p0rn wow, great stuff right there! : xphil
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  Needs more rosewood saying "fuck you guys, you fucking suck." : notd665
  • and then he buys an autosniper why, rosewood, why!? : mikecyb
• You sir, win a cookie! : yosemiteclimber
• Well done, thanks! : Merconium
• BRAVO!!! :D : X-GOUKI
• I love Zim's house there : Serpico74
• ha thats great : kingfish
• Bwahaha! That's great. Where am I!??! : Rice-Rocketeer
• So awsome... : Liquid

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  Good Job. I was waiting for a thread and was too lazy to make one. : porp
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    So I think we can summarize this episode so far as JBDKWTF : jrock
    • and then Jack gets out his knife and now Jack Knows. : jrock
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  Now all we need is JRock... and OH NO A HEAD CRAB!!! : celerity
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    i was helping a friend move and i was like d00d i'm all yours 'til about 8:45 and then it's Race Back Hom... : jrock
    • Now thats dedication! Your as dedicated as SS. Agt Walt-- I'm sure you'd have no problem feeling reaching... : celerity
• it is time : creep
• OFFICIAL JBHSPB THREAD! HOLY SPHINCTER PUCKER BATMAN : jrock
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  "I'm sorry if I'm being real distant but it could just be these thick glasses..." : jrock
  • Did she just mention the chinese? Cos I'm like. All about them coming in and causing problems. : celerity
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  Man the president is a worthless fuckwit. Can he do anything besides spazz-out? : tsuba
  • Short answer: No. Long answer: He's been worthless since he first showed up on the show. : Portax
• "IT'S JACK BAUER. CAPSLOCK, I KNO RITE? SO LISTEN..." : jrock
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  spoiler tag what happend last week : broly1718
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    11:00 A.M. The yellow tie man and his team transfer the canisters into a fake police SWAT van. They pull : celerity
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      hehe sorry, just wanted to see if that would work or not. : celerity
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        rite u were asking me to tell u what happened or were u just reminding us to spoiler tag stuff? or wat? : celerity
        • no the whole thing. Thanks. that was awesome. : broly1718
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  lol it just got all politically relevant and cheesy wtf :[ : jrock
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    Faith in '24' writers - Diminished. : jrock
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      They just gave away what appears to be the final major plot twist of the season in the fourth week. Is th... : jrock
      • what makes you think that they "gave it away"? The crisis has already changed 3 or more times. : byorn
    • Turn baseball cap inside out. Put on head. Think about where we were 4 or 5 episodes in in the last seaso... : celerity
• OMG starbucks a cylon! : buzzbat
• I like this SS guy who's all 'slow drawl farmer-like.' : jrock
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  "Is there anything else you'd like me to pack for you? Like perhaps your dignity?" : jrock
  • god damn, I was thinking the exact thing. : celerity
  • HA! I thought the exact same thing. :D : Fredrik S
• MIS-SYOOR AGENT PIERCE, YOU'RE INVITED TO THE COU-DAY-TAH IN MY FOY-YAY. : jrock
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  Gahahah, walt just got his fucking ass kicked! : AlexXdude
  • PWNED with a CAPITAL P! : celerity
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  WHERE IS THE NERVE GAS!?!!? : nyranger66
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    I DON'T KNOW! : porp
    • YOU'VE READ MY FILE, ILL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO WITH YOUR EYEBALLS **AIRPLANE DROWNING OUT WORDS** UNTIL T... : celerity
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  Since when has the fat hobbit joined the cast? : deathofrats
  • Ever since LOST hobbitsis have been in high demand. : celerity
• Chloe, your round buttcheeks remind me of taters. Bend over. : jrock
• Wait a minute, No CTU units in the area? wtf : rkmurph
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  prediction: OMG IT'S EMPTY : jrock
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    hah, as expected. Nice. At least there's another twist =) : jrock
    • well, there was no way they were going to be there, not much of a prediction :P : lakren
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      So.. what.. so far we've had assination attemps, a nuke, weaponized plagues, nuclear plant meltdowns, and... : celerity
      • ew. oh god no, chloe is hideous. : jcutner
• yeah i got your plot twist right here... : creep
• yeah, im digging this season. now if only someone gets kidnapped. : porp
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  Erin Pierce is a totally underrated badass. I hope they give him a bigger part. : Fredrik S
  • lol, he keeps getting asked to do possibly illegal stuff first Palmer now Bower. : byorn
  • Heh. There's certainly an opening for a sidekick for Jack! : celerity
• OMG, that was totally IDKFA!!! >:D : Colleton
• Holy shit, great episode! I thought that 24 had already done torture/interrogation scenes to death, but : PenicillinX57
• Good stuff. : thejm4n
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  When Walt was explaining the "big plan", did the mention of oil make anyone think maybe we will end up se : Vincent Grayson
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    We can only hope. I love the arch villian dudes. Like who the fuck pulled the trigger on the david palmer... : celerity
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      It was Max, IIRC, he was the man behind the latter half of season 2's stuff, the attempt at triggering a : Vincent Grayson
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        I doubt it's this only because "24: The Game" is supposed to rap up all of season 2's loose ends. I thoug... : K1Bond007
        • The round-faced dude bathed in blue light that's always on the phone with Cummings would make a very beli : jrock
  • Hmmm, that would be interesting. This season is already starting to show shades of Season 2 like you sai : PenicillinX57
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  omg i completely forgot about JBPH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH : infiltrator`
  • You missed out on the BEST EPISODE EVER! : sharkII
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  That episode was great. I just wish JB would choose the hot red head over the annoying Audrey "why the lo : bozer
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    I wish he would choose both. At the same time :) : PenicillinX57
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      when Jack Bauer masturbates, women in a 3 mile radius orgasms. : Fredrik S
      • Multiple times. : PenicillinX57
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  This episode had by far one of the most amazing JBPH scenes ever. Definitely top 3... Which other scenes ... : jbph24
  • My top JBPH scenes: 1) Season 1, Episode 24: Believing the terrorists have killed his daughter, Jack g : PenicillinX57

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  Î SHALL JOIN : aaarrrgh
  • Well, in 10 minutes, anyway. : aaarrrgh
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  I'm still at work :( I'll play at about 9pm EST. : TroZ
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    nope. stay there. stay there or i'll find you and murder you because of the maps you've made. : draconic
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      Seriously man, what were you thinking? : aaarrrgh
      • I gave Troz my thoughts on some of his maps during the game last night, so hopefully he'll make use of th... : Zero|DPX
• More! : sgtsanity
• there are 6 people on it right now but i bet they would smile really big if another six were to join them... : kbnerd
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  game caused a bsod for me about 10 seconds in :( : sanchez
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    If you have an ATI card, there are known problems with some versions of the drivers and the various Track... : Zero|DPX
    • nvidia 6800 : sanchez
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  i havent really been following this but i have the game installed. what do i connect to : Maarten Goldstein
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11545794 If passworded, password is usually "sploosh" : Zero|DPX
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      pretty fun stuff. can you reset your car without resetting your lap though? : Maarten Goldstein
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        nah, thats part of the challenge. : not work safe
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          not fun :( : Maarten Goldstein
          • Checkpoint respawn was deliberalety disabled for Nations. It's in all the other TM games. : SlamDunk
          • Yeah, kinda sad for practice purposes. In the other TM games you have a restart-lap and a respawn-at-las... : Zero|DPX
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  Have you guys learned to play so I can join too without getting overly bored? :D : SlamDunk
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    Dude :( I actually know how to play (long time TM Sunrise player) and now that I'm learning the tracks m... : Zero|DPX
    • Nope. I'm not a builder, just a racer. Well, I have made a couple of tracks In TM Original back in 2004. ... : SlamDunk
  • you're superhuman with this damn game : cryptical
• I'll play for a bit, but I'm pretty sure I suck ass :( : mikecyb
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  Here's the best Nations track I've seen yet: http://personal.inet.fi/atk/kjh2348fs/SupaCup004.zip It's... : SlamDunk
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    Looks great, but how the hell do you get up on the top one? : aaarrrgh
    • go left or right from the start, you get better speeds than going straight : SlamDunk
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    That's a horrible track, two 400+ speed jumps coming out of technical sections? I have completed the t : Lunatic Angelic
    • Hehee... it was just too hard for you, that's all. When you're more advanced in driving you'll appreciate... : SlamDunk
• Thanks for some great action :) /Bosse : Lethal01
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  that lemmings action was awesome! we all flew off the track :D : RikiTiki2
  • Not me. I was ahead of the pack, but i stopped in front of the jump and just watched and typed lol :) : lapskaus
  • I laughed so hard I had to pause for a bit : Lethal01
• MOOOORE! : sgtsanity
• hey dudes trackmania is where it's at and loads of peeps are digging it. : kbnerd
• this game is HEROIN (JB style)! 4 hours gone just like that, I'm hungry all of a sudden and I can't reme... : contentious roy

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  utorrent : infiltrator`
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    uTorrent seconded. http://www.utorrent.com : carrioN luggagE
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      Thirded.. My speeds are 300% faster than they were with BitTornado : TotalFusionOne
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        Fourthed : cookblaze
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          Fifthed : sheivachman
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            Sixthed : armaduck
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              7th Heaven'd : freshyk
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                eighth'd I love uTorrent. It's got a lot nifty features. : mrfunky3000
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                  ninth... : carnivore
                  • 10th'd :) : Shadowdane
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          |||| 'd : omnova
          • |||| |'d : someWayne
      • hah. i have the other way :P bittornado rlz : SlamDunk
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    I still use Bitcomet so what are the advantages of utorrent over that? : Optimus Prime
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      memory footprint probably : josecuervo
      • And a better interface. : omnova
    • It takes like half a second to download. Just try it out and see for yourself. : Geoffrois
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      Also, BitComet is banned some places...dunno why. : Vincent Grayson
      • because with DHT it can bypass private ratio trackers so it's known as a leecher client : tunis5000
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    I like utorrent but every time I turn it on it seems to be exclusive with web browsing activity. I have t... : steelsamurai
    • Are you capping your bandwith? You should set your upload and download speeds below your max by a few KB/... : Geoffrois
    • I assume you have a router. Its most likely a problem with your router and bittorrent in general. My WRT5... : johnny skidmarks
    • limit the upload rate or download rate or number of active slots. you could probably take up to 80% of yo... : carnivore
    • Are you using the Linksys WRT54G? : SenorSpine
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  No love for Azureus? : Rich McNinch
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    I still use it and am happy with it. : wtf242
    • Same here. : amrbean
  • My roommate's computer slows down a lot when he uses it. : StuMan1337
  • out of the box, it's very similar to utorrent. i used azureus until a few months ago. the main differen... : pupismyname
  • I use it. : deeveee
  • I used it forever, but really utorrent is much better. i do a lot of torrenting, so opening azureus with... : jojomcbobo
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    HATE java. H8 H8 H8. : slax0r
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      i concur with this hatred. : biskits
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        :( Not any other choice for a multi-platform programming language. please dont bring up something stup : sharkII
        • I gotta hate on Java too, but i don't even notice it in Azureus. Plus it runs on linux, so I've been usi... : Rich McNinch
  • I have no problem with Java, but utorrent has been much more snappy and less hoggy than azureus. It also... : Draugluin
  • I like Azureus, but hated it for awhile while I only had 512MB of RAM and the Java would suck quite a bit... : Entity
  • runs faster than utorrent for me, but I wish it didn't :( stupid java >:[ : 60days
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    I don't know or understand this whole trend of people NOT using it, it's great, it works well the plugins... : abrasion
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      The whole sucking up 40-100MB of RAM and heavy CPU usage thing tends to turn people away from it. : magila
      • Shrug, never bothered me with 1gb ram, P4 3ghz, bothers me less with 2gb and an X2 4600 or so. : abrasion
    • uTorrent has the same features with much less resource usage. Including a scheduler feature. : airrob
  • i left it for utorrent : Clay
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  How is it that I see this post every 3 days? We need to sticky this question, "What are you guys listeni... : bmoney13
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    lol sticky? how long you been here? : infiltrator`
    • ShackNews: It Gets You Short Attention Spans : ChibiJosh
  • "Should I watch the BSG mini-series first before watching season 1?" : tunis5000
• I have tried many Bittorrent clients over the past couple of weeks. I used to use Bittornado, but it lack : airrob
• U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-TORRENT : PlanetPerfecto

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  http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=2326559 : Medster
  • yeah this one plus about $900 in blow and a $50 hooker : judge
  • Wow you've never used good headphones before. : abrasion
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  Why closed? Really limits your options. Try some beyers : ventro
  • block noise both ways, important in most situations. if it weren't for that, you're right, i'd just g... : Gaurav Sharma
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  Closed headphones = crap. You get tired of wearing them after an hour :P : paravis
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    I think you're confusing closed with supra-aural (fits on top of the ear). : Zero|DPX
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      Eh? Is he talking about earphones or headphones. : paravis
      • i'm talking about egg shells : Gaurav Sharma
• Ask on http://www.head-fi.org/ . : Zero|DPX
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  $1000? Is that a typo? : Vantage
  • nope, but it's an extreme upper range. i'm currently using some very old $200 sonys and will probably kee... : Gaurav Sharma
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  You're going to have to have a pretty good source and amp to drive $1000 headphones properly. : renegade732
  • yeah i would say that if you are going to spend $1000 on the headphones you ought to be hooking them up t... : Mansmells
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  Mount some high end Klipsch floor speakers on your shoulders for that much cash... : Malum
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    http://www.akg.com/picture.php?txt=%3Cstrong%3EFor%20image%20download%3A%20right%20click%20image%2C%20cli... : crust
    • These a fucking NASA... : Malum
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  $1000 for headphones, this explains why you don't care about buying a new HDTV for HDCP. If you d... : abrasion
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    The whole 5x5 series is closed. The 555s are the low end of it. The 595 is the upper end, and it's an e... : Zero|DPX
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      Crazy, I can't imagine anything sounding better than the 555's - the laws of "diminishing returns" is sur... : abrasion
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        my previous HD590s sounded very crisp, they also had a relatively low resistance and were easy to drive. ... : Gaurav Sharma
        • i have the HD590's too.. ive had them forever. great headphones although i've never run them off an amp : spector
• $950 http://www.headphone.com/products/headphones/sealed-and-noise-canceling/ultimate-ears-ue10-pro.php : DapperDan
• Beyerdynamic DT 250-80. $200. I don't know that there is an advantage to spending more on closed headphon... : josecuervo
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  DT770 is what you want : Luminair
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    much diff. between and the ^ DT250s? : Gaurav Sharma
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      between these and the : Gaurav Sharma
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        oh i give up. : Gaurav Sharma
        • hahaha (yes, they are the bestest http://www6.head-fi.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=2 ) : Luminair
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    Why not just get the DT-880's? They are much better in my opinion. http://www.headphone.com/products/h... : ovrlrd
    • those definately look awesome, thanks :) : Gaurav Sharma
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      when you get to that level of headphone, nothing is that much better than anything else. Only to the cra... : Luminair
      • it's not closed? oh crap :( looked it. : Gaurav Sharma
      • Yeah sorry I missed the closed part. Still they do certainly own. : ovrlrd
• From what I read in various places you need to plan to invest at least as much as the headphones are, in ... : yemeth
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  In-ear > closed cup. Voted Etymotic ER-4. : wesn
  • in-ear headphones are strangely uncomfortable after a while. i have sony ex71s and some old shure ones, a... : Gaurav Sharma
• Here you go: http://www.audiocubes.com/product_info.php?products_id=562 : byorn

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  Abstinence FTW! : *fap*
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    This post+plus name=funny. : Kerath
    • Paging the redundancy department of redundancy. : omnova
  • wow the names are getting good around here : o rly
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  So did you see that check someone from Katamari Damacy designed? : not work safe
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    lol what a tool. : crummynz
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      Serves him right. That's what happens when you chase waterfalls. : Ajax
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        I hope the next box of checks are dedicated to Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez : tomservo
        • Aaliyah checks! : woddemandred
        • ...and I hope he drowns in a tub filled with liquid AIDS. : Ajax
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  I sprayed semen all over the place, but that chick just wouldn't go preggers!! : ThomW
  • This is the sentence of the day in my life. : Tawler
• I'm going for the Steve Carrell mark! (I know, he actually has kids) : woddemandred
• have you guy seen this christmas lights video? : mikecyb
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  Oh yeah, that reminds me: Yesterday my wife and I found out that she was pregnant (been trying for 2 mon... : riptyde
  • congrats man : sigpro
• Its Shack Baby Boom season. : Magus
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  i had sex with my fiance, wife for 2 years unprotected and NOTHING! : radula
  • * H A N K H I L L ' D * : cltcprd
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    So why do you keep a microwave under your work desk anyhow? : abrasion
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      first round of tests were all good! unexplained :P but my boys perform ok under the microscope, thats wha... : radula
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        I know my gear and my ex's pipes work 100% :( - twice. : abrasion
        • if you know you dont want kids why havent you done a vasectomy yet? : lacker
  • A friend of mine and his girlfriend (now wife) were having sex for a good 3 or 4 years very regularly wit... : Vincent Grayson
• Oral cumshot FTW. : abrasion
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  Something I'll never have to worry about! : omnova
  • Got your tubes tied? : woddemandred
  • ^^^ impotent : Krypt_
  • ^^nullo : 60days
  • ^^^msync : johngloid
  • ^^ Maybe just really damned ugly? : theamazingrand0
  • ^gay : lord warlock
  • ^^dirtboxer : sicko
  • ^^ luke skywalker : suqur
  • ^^ Star Wars: Episode I fan : sgtsanity
  • ^^^ too broke for hookers : digitalburro
  • ^^ loves farm animals : mista mista
  • ^^had no idea this subthread would start : cam3lt0sis
  • ^^ wrong hole!!! : ThomW
  • ^^ going to college : Gaurav Sharma
  • ^^Loves the vagina! : quietb0y
  • ^^ engineer : Xhost
  • ^^omnova : glio1337
  • "He's gay!" : notd665
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    ^^Australian : c0bra
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      Oh wait I was thinking of abrasion. : c0bra
      • our usernames are clearly similar. : abrasion
  • ^^Bizzare Machine-shop Accident : trOmblyj
  • > just posting to be part of it. > : melancoholicz
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  ^^ has the coathanger prepared : aggressor
  • Damn, I screwed up :~( : aggressor
• im never going to get pregnant :( : strandgeck
• the pill FTW. *splooge* : virus

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  Now I have a steel samurai in my pants. : ThomW
  • keep him busy, I'm going after his wife. : sweat
  • ATTN : Postal
• so cute :( : sammyl
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  Is this the hot asian you're always talking about? Jacuzzi then bite marks then "The Girl Next Door?" : notd665
  • looks asian to me if you fire up photoshop cs and bump up shadows in the shadow/highlight tool, came out ... : Patch-e
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  That is so sweet :) : jessipoo
  • yeah she was bouncing all over the place in joy so I said I'm going to get some pictures of this heh. Fun... : steelsamurai
• ENHANCE! : JINKY
• Very nice figure. : Krypt_
• Does she have a twin sister? : mittense
• I really like the 3rd shot. you should frame it : quietb0y
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  It always amazes me how much information is actually retained in the "black" areas of photographis: ht... : ChibiJosh
  • *photographs. : ChibiJosh
  • well that's interesting. : carnivore
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    you fags just can't let it be left to the imagination!!! : steelsamurai
    • what fun is that? : cltcprd
    • your attempt to cocktease us has failed. i will now commence fapping to that picture of your gf. ;) : carnivore
    • So have you fucked him yet? olololol : rasputinreborn
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      I didn't do it so I could fap to your GF's image. The photographs are much better as you took them. I was... : ChibiJosh
      • I was amazed at how much color and detail were actually there, in 2 of the images.... : sharkII
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    * E N H A N C E ' D * : nyranger66
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      Super Troopers - "enhance, enhance, enhance" : cncpun
      • JUST PRINT THE GODDAMNED THING! : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • It was fortold! : JINKY
    • * C L E A N I T U P ' D : orgcaptainnemo
  • yay lookup tables! : biskits
  • awesome. : sharkII
  • So true, I've found that increasing contrast / brightness on my Canon S230 shots still brought out perfec... : abrasion
• needs more cowbell! : rintumscrinctum
• how the fuck does that happen to you? : proclone1
• I've seen that silhouette somewhere before... http://www.gameexpress.com/images/product/original/08371... : sinistarfith
• hey buddy next time why dont you tell her to take her shirt off or at least show us some of her asscrack ... : mr.sleepy
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  FAT : PenicillinX57
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    yeah shes one fat bitch look at that fucking pig : mr.sleepy
    • www.gauravsharma.com/shack/my.sleepy.gif : Gaurav Sharma