Daikatana Progress

John Romero made me his bitch.

#94: You\'re giving #90 credit for that? LOL! Been around long?

Gareth who gives a shit? UT sucks. I\'ll look for you on Q3 and then you can own me.

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Daikatana is Romero\'s bitch but soon I will be Romero\'s bitch too!

will romero just shut the fuck up and get this fucking game out the door. Its gona be gay and thats all i have to say about that

Hey...this is Romero & Carmack (picture it)

Romero, with a few strings dangling



Us down here, trying to catch whatever he lets low enough...like weak little gamers

It sucks, but hey what the hell are we gonna do?...eh, nothing i suppose

];^p>

I am challenging all those fps players who have skillz to come kick my ass
in UT. Find me using Gamespy my name is Gareth_Bryne

Come get some! Come one, come all, no matter the ping.

Check my RL, its the one that has \"Bad Mother Fucker\" scribed on the side.

No one, and I mean no one is dominating me. 1st or 2nd place in any game I play.

Team DM or straight DM. BAR NONE.

Daikatana Progress = Oxymoron

#90... whats that in yer crack pipe? I want it.

\"And so began the almighty Carmack search for the ever elusive Daikatana.

Yes, I\'m looking for the Daikatana.
Tana.
The Romero.
John Romero?
You know John?
Daikatana Release date. I must know. I must know the release date. Daikatana. John, you know John?
Yes, Daikatana, he is there. I must know release date.
Si.
I will wait for Daikatana, but I will not wait forever.
Yes, Yes, do you have the Daikatana?
The John Romero.
I am waiting for the Daikatana. I\'ve been waiting. I must wait no longer for John.
I want to be made his bitch, I am waiting for the Daikatana.
Yes, this is Carmack.
You know John, John Romoro? Do you have the Daikana yes or no?
Do you have the Daikatana? I must find Romero. This is Carmack. I must know release date.
FOOLISH MORTAL I MUST FIND THE DAIKATANA, DO YOU HAVE ROMERO? YES OR NO?
Then you must go, leave me. Go
Do you have the Daikatana?
I cannot play with your foolishness. If you know the Romero speak now.
I don\'t understand you. I don\'t understand you and your release date. You say when but you no come through. I\'m not going to be your bitch.

Yes I am looking for John.
John, John Romero.
John, John Romero.
Yes, he knows where the Daikatana is, I must find him. He was told to be here.
Can you find the Daikatana?
The Daikatana. John. The release date. This is Carmack, I must find him.
Who is there right now? Absolutely nobody? Who is the cook\'s name?
Exactly, John.
I cannot deal with this insolence.
DO NOT BOTHER WITH LAST NAMES, GET ME HIM!
Yes, is this the cook?
Is this the cook?
Do you cook?
Yes, can you make me a Daikatana?
Can you make a Daikatana?
It\'s very important, I must know.
The Carmack. I\'m calling for John.
Yes, was that the cook.
Are you the cook?
I\'m looking for the cook, to bake me a Daikatana.
Carmama no. I\'m looking for John.
I\'M LOOKING FOR JOHN ROMERO, HE MAKES THE DAIKATANA, ANSWER TO ME.
NOT JOHN, THE ROMERO, HE MAKES THE DAIKATANA. I WAS TOLD TO CALL HERE, I WAS TOLD I WOULD BE MADE HIS BITCH, AND I\'M LOOKING FOR HIM.
Pass me to the cook.
And she said she did not know.
I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO THE COOK.
He couldn\'t understand me, I\'m looking for the Daikatana. This is the Carmack, I must know. Romero knows the release date, I need to be made his bitch.
You keep putting me on hold, do you know where Daikatana is, yes or no?
Well then fine, you will suffer the wrath of polygons.\"

I think it has been baked so long that when it finally is taken out of the oven it will be all dried out and taste like ass.

That\'s what I think.

Personally, I don\'t give a flying fuck who does what on the Daikatana project. Nothing means anything until it\'s out the door.

BAKE IT! BAKE IT UNTIL IT\'S GOLDEN BROWN!

Now to think of it... if they decide to change daikatana into some pr0n game or something and delay it a few more months, no matter how old the game looks it will still sell better then everything esle out there.
Sex sells.
mebbe thats what romero should do.

That polishing they are doing better be putting the playboy pics of killcreek in the secrets. :)

-Dunbar

some text bozo!

You know, i feel really sorry for all the daikatana ppl, i really dont know how anyone can still stay motivated to polish that old shoe...
Romero will do a right thing if he hires another person to be a manager of his next game.

Woah! thats a new one, i now get errors when trying to open folders, especially my temp internet one.

Back to geoshell for me
damn explorer

#73, sorry i wasnt around for a bit. :)

Dark Sage, thanks for playing, but I\'m afraid thats not the movie i was looking for. Thanks for trying!

magila, a winner is you! Thanks man!

You win a lifetime supply of arcade roms available here:

http://www.mame.dk/

IMHO, the only way this game can become a smash hit is to replace that half-baked protaganist (Hiro) with \'Eddie\' from Iron Maiden. Eddie\'s objectives are to chase down the band\'s many lead vocalists through different time zones / dimensions....BTW, those 1997 screenshots suck more dick than I did in the \'Secret Garden\' and \'Realities\'....

#73: Holy shit!

Valve: The First Good Monopoly

61, bah close enough :)

#70, that sure explains BC3K and Sin, right? Wait, no.

#64 that\'s because it is a horse