Thousands of Accidental BloodRayne Reels Shipped
by Chris Remo, Jan 09, 2006 2:00pm PSTA projectionist from UltraStar Cinemas has revealed to Shacknews a rather huge error made with the distribution of Uwe Boll's latest cinematic endeavor, the BloodRayne adaptation featuring such well-regarded thespians as Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen. The UltraStar employee explained that when he got into work last week, he noticed that the theater had received a copy of BloodRayne. This seemed odd because his particular theater generally shows films aimed more at the arthouse set. "I didn't want to build this and put it in my theater," he said, so he checked up with UltraStar higher-ups. It turns out that a computer error resulted in the print being sent to 5,500 more theaters nationwide than was intended. "The computer that placed the order, instead of selecting just the correct theatres, it also selected 5,500 additional theaters, so they made that many extra copies." Whoops. I asked how much each print costs, and he said that in total, it costs about $5,000 to have each set of reels delivered to a theater, meaning that as a very rough estimate the total costs incurred may be upwards of $27 million. "And that's 27 million that didn't go into production, didn't go into marketing, it's just expenditure that's sitting there," he said. "I mean, I know Ben Kingsley was in Ghandi, but nobody gets to just throw away that much money for nothing." The situation is exacerbated by the fact that, according to Variety, the film is only showing on 985 screens, just over half of the original target of 1,900--and that's separate from the thousands of accidental extra copies. Now, the film is already millions in the hole and it earned only $1.2 million during its opening weekend, failing to place it in the top ten. Uwe Boll has had a lot of second chances, but might this spell the beginning of the end for the self-described misunderstood director?
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Comments
This story made my day. Now maybe we can get Michael Madson to play a good bad guy in a good movie. Kingsly Can go for another Oscar. And the Terminatix chick can do some more movies that promote her hotness....And Boll can choke on the reels that got overprinted.
"BLOODRAYNE isn’t as bad as you would expect it to be if you’ve seen his other films. But saying one of his films is better than the other is like saying that getting punched in the kidneys isn’t as bad as getting kicked in the balls. Both still hurt and you don’t want either."
this guy is great:
http://www.herorealm.com/hrMovies/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=157&Itemid=1
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I wonder what the reel story is. shoot me now
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when the fuck is this guy going to quit? when is he going to be shunned by the rest of the guild?
don't you have to be part of the guild to be allowed to make movies?
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS MOVIES SUCKS. BALLS.
fucking ridiculous that this guy is allowed to make movies at all. :(
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However, I tend to agree with everyone here... Boll has done nothing for cinema... Why don't you all write some letters? I mean really lets tell the production houses that this guy is selling turds to the masses.
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gun.
I remember reading something about how he used some German tax loophole where if his movies did not turn a profit (which is why he makes them so shitty) then the earnings can not be taxed. So german investors would invest in Uwe boll, trusting him to break even, and to avoid taxes from the german government... right?
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But at least Coleman Francis wrote his own stuff.
Maybe Uwe Boll is partly Ed Wood... without the crossdressing (that we know of), of course.
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please stop making video-game movies Uwe Boll. :(
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Money laundry at work
Thanks insurance scam!
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Uwe Boll poses a bigger threat to American than Iraq ever did. He will never stop dropping his film-bombs all over the country.
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Looks like there's a demo for PGR3 available on the Xbox Live Marketplace now.
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It costs $5000 on average to get these reels out. Being made for show they would be carefully checked, using the best stock, couriered over ASAP etc. - all the best quality and most expensive treatment. If they got some cheap copyshop to reel lol off a bunch of subpar copies for $2000 a go, put them in the mail, then claimed the full $27 million ($5k a reel figure) as an expense of making the movie, *then* I could see how someone could make money.
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so... what, the computer does it all? Someone types 5,000 and the reels make by themselves?! eesh
it's stupid, frankly. Heads will roll!
Uwe Boll has had a lot of second chances, but might this spell the beginning of the end for the self-described misunderstood director?
the postal movie will prove his genious!
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/Phil Hendrie
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ROOFLES!111
Can't stop lol'ing at his answers.
1UP: Sum up what we should expect from Postal in one sentence.
UB: the biggest desaster [sic] on earth...
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