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  the hotel gave me a 15% discount at the local SPA. So I went down for a massage. I passed on the oil mas... : radula
  • * H A P P Y E N D I N G'D * DENIED : donuthead
  • lol, go back and get it done NOW. : bling1bling
  • probably would have been the best handjob of your life. but if you have a thing against paying for it, t... : Supine
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    what's 40 rmb? : kgargonmagrix79
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      Bout 5 bucks US. 8rmb = 1usd about (when i was there 2 months ago) : Barnahog
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        Wtf, you turned down a $5 handjob from an expert? Mancard, in, now, hand <--- re-arrange please. : blackhawk
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          now mancard in hand? : esmokah
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            hand in mancard now : lechuck59
            • no no, now that's not right at all! : esmokah
    • Like $5 in chinese currency. I don't know what he was thinking. : Vantage
  • Is there a policy that you have to *finish* quickly if you get one done at a massage palor? what if you j... : chodog
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    you refused a $6 handjob that probably would've been the best handjob of your life! i hope you feel good ... : mr.sleepy
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      oh god i am weeping on my keyboard right now : gegtik
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        why are you up so early : mr.sleepy
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          What are you talking about i have a job and live on the east coast : gegtik
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            oh : mr.sleepy
            • haha Sleepy...a Job is a thing people spend the majority of thier time at, and it gives them money to bar... : graceofdragons
      • ^^^sleepy did it'd : thekidd
  • You passed up a $5 handjob from a hot chick who is essentially a professional handjob giver. Think about... : riptyde
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    for gods sake GO BACK : SatansLilHelper
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      he can't, she's probably jerkin off the next customer : mr.sleepy
      • He can take a number. I'll bet he has no problem waiting in line for a sandwich. Which is more importan... : SatansLilHelper
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    in the words of my room mate: a handjob is the consolation prize in the game of love. : Mr.SEX
    • well it beats a kick in the nuts, don't it? </grammer> : SatansLilHelper
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    Haha, a young friend of mine went to Beijing last summer with his martial arts group. Nice guy... never ... : Vantage
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      This would be the opposite of a guy I used to work with, who was a frequent visitor of an massage parlor ... : riptyde
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        how rampant would STD's be there? I imagine it's pretty rough - I'd still do it though LOL. : kgargonmagrix79
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          Apparently AIDS is much less rampant in China than in the USA. 0.1% as compared to 0.6% in the USA. Not... : Vantage
          • What about those transmissible from hand to schlong? : SatansLilHelper
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            #395, it's because they have less homosexuals : swoopx (#3457) « : Omning
            • beat me too it. : swoopx
            • actually china probably has more homosexuals then the US. Probably a smaller percentage of the populatio : belal
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            That's interesting. I wonder why with such a dense population they have a lower rate. I doubt they fuck l... : Rauol Duke
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              It's also possible their health care system isn't as extensive, and there's more unreported cases. : aethyr
              • Or maybe all that kung fu and gunfighting keeps them extra healthy. : Rauol Duke
              • That would be my guess. I heard a story on NPR about an AIDS activist in rural China who talked about how... : sgtsanity
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              Judging from the many chinese people that I know, it's possible that the chinese population is simply les... : Vantage
              • I wouldnt fuck a beekeeper either. :( : Rauol Duke
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                Umm, well you know some damn chaste Chinese people then. I know quite a few Chinese guys whose parents st... : Fred Garvin
                • There's no difference in CBCs. I mean actual honest-to-god I-have-a-mailing-address-in-beijing, chinese ... : Vantage
            • I'd say less diagnosis. In last year's stats there was just a dash by 'homosexual AIDS transmission', whi... : 60days
            • probably fewer IV drug users. : edgewise
            • Because the government censors and lies about the HIV rates. Truth. : Edges
          • I wouldn't rely on those numbers. IIRC, a couple years ago the World Health Organization or similar was ... : Arcanum
  • Just ask ^-seawolf-^ he'll tell you all about it..... : fry975
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    it would be funny to get the handjob and not blow your load for like 45min. : vassili_zaitsev
    • Yea, that would be awkward. : rosewood
  • everyone gets hard-ons from massages so definitely don't feel weird about that.. hey, if it was morall... : OneLessMoment
  • i think i know what you mean about paying for sex thing. i don't like the fact that sex sells more than ... : esmokah
  • UR FUCKING NUTS : Jayx77
  • I invented a new word for you: NOOBTARD : Experiment IV
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    i've gotten massages with a happy ending several times here in NY. no big deal, it's nice. yeah i pay f... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      Did you have a preferred stroker? You know, someone that matched or excelled you masterbatingful skill? : 69shots
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        i don't go regularly enough to know who all the ladies are, but the times i have been there it's always b... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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          I feel dirty just reading this. : 69shots
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            the only thing wrong with it is that it's taboo because of stupid christian moral values : ^-SeaWolf-^
            • I don't think it's bad, I just feel dirty reading about you getting your funk on... :) : 69shots
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              Or that you might be in a committed relationship. : Fred Garvin
              • well that's a different story : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    A few questions. What is the international sign for a handjob? And what is 40RMB? : Faluzure
    • That's the spirit you entrepreneur! : Zakko
  • HAPPING ENDING! HAPPING ENDING!!! : davislovestacobell
• dude, what are you married or something? : bosst0ne
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  Why is everyone so uptight about sex? Its a natural act - especially a handjob for godsakes. : trOmblyj
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    i think that's his whole point. It's a natural thing and he doesn't want it to be forced (ie paid for). : angrytaxman
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      If he's getting excited, it's natural, not forced. Worry about the money after ffs. : blackhawk
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        No forced for her, not him. Jesus sex is natural for a man in any circumstance. : angrytaxman
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          Shit, she's makin $5. Most girls have to do it for free. : riptyde
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            teh ones who are doing it for free (hopefully) are doing it because they want to do it for the guy becaus... : Mr.SEX
            • (for whatever reason your username is just classic attached to this message - haha) : zakazi
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            Actually, I should restate that. Most girls are doing it for more money. In order to get a girl to give... : riptyde
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              word. it's a biological fact : proclone1
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                I bet that cynicism really impresses the chicks! : Fred Garvin
                • The ones without a sense of humor aren't worth impressing. : Sapiens
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  now as a female i should NOT be telling you this.. BUT.. you never have to really pay, just find a girl w... : OneLessMoment
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    I'd rather pay. Thanks, though! : SatansLilHelper
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      you know that's true.. the ones with low self esteem tend to be a bit *clingy*... : OneLessMoment
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        The day I stoop so low as to take sexual advantage of a girl with low self esteem is the day I buy a gun ... : SockMonkeh
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          but that's the thing, how can you be taking advantage of someone that is willing to give? : p4ck3tloss
          • Well, that's why doctors aren't supposed to nail their patients and teachers aren't supposed to nail thei... : SockMonkeh
      • you couldn't be more right. dating more independent girls is where it's at : Mr.SEX
  • Girls with low self esteem - found 'em: http://the-op.com/images/shop/gwlse3.jpg : trOmblyj
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    ..and I do believe in God cuz I keep coming across all these fine women with low self esteem... : zakk
    • you know what i mean!! : zyklonbee
    • I’ve gotta make a decision of whether I live of die, cuz either way its one helluva choice. : Drocnoc
  • Would you give a handjob for $5? : uncle slappy
  • I think it is a form of prostitution if the guy thinks he can win the girl's attention by showering her w... : d3tached
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    Tips for finding girls with low self esteem? : edgewise
    • livejournal, myspace, etc : MrLonghair
    • the internet : mr.sleepy
  • What this lady said. Anyone can get laid free/often and by pretty girls. (remember not all pretty girls h... : TheTick
  • Stop giving away my secrets. : floated
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  would it be wrong to accept this if you are married? : baronzemo78
  • Someone answer this man... : lythe
  • Depends on how frigid your wife gets after marriage. : Lunatic Angelic
• we need an update from the original poster! unless he's still getting jerked off... : Supine
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  There was a thread on SA from a guy that had the chick fuck him for extra cash and he came on SA like "OM... : snuff
  • YA RLY - I'm thinking I should paypal the poster $5 so he can experience it without being out the 5 bucks... : trOmblyj
  • you know this guy would be getting the same replies if he actually did it : thebigbeefsandwich
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  Do you know what I think is even more funnier, is realising your younger brother is finding out what you ... : redian
  • ^^^^^ lol right here : SiW73
  • PWNED BY LIL BROTHER : trOmblyj
  • lol. : aaarrrgh
  • lmaowned : mr.sleepy
  • This gets the certificate of official lol authenticity. : haiku
  • Hahahahaha : sgtsanity
  • rofl : filtersweep
  • hahah. thats awesome : Crimson
  • Hahahaha : omnova
  • ahahahahaha +INF please : gegtik
  • oh, internet, you will never fail with the funny : Deathlove
  • oh snap! : -Panther-
  • hahah The shack that binds us! : askedrelic
  • younger brother > older brother : virus
  • hahaha GOLD : mojo the helpr monke
  • The Shack: Connecting people. : nomaad
  • ahahahahahahahahaha : creep
  • ^^ younger, but wiser! : Turd Ferguson
  • pizza hut pizzowned : bozer
  • Sweet. : physio
  • best post of the day right here, hahahaa : fugu124
  • Good job, insta-classic post. : sharpie
  • I'd like to heartily add a HAHAHAHA. This is awesome. : freshyk
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    ROFL like MOFL at that shit! : warcrow
    • So funny : ihya
  • Post of the week. lol + 40 : TastyWheat
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    Damn. Family ties. : cajuncook
    • That regret and shit comes back to you on your deathbed man. You'll have to ask one of the nurses for one... : ihya
  • iawtp lol : warpdude
  • hahaha wait till he informs the parents! :D : suicidemachine
  • hahahaha omg awesome : proclone1
  • L TO TEH O L : xphil
  • You are older than him in wisdom, my son. : khaosman
  • LOLOLOL That's awesome! I especially like the +inf on this one! : angrytaxman
  • occasionally the intarweb delivers : epit
  • Highlight of my day, folks, right here. : tomservo
  • Dude, I need to hide my history from my brother !!!!!!! : melancoholicz
  • Good work : Mondo
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    see this is why I kill everyone in my family who is any good with computers : mikecyb
    • hahahahaha : paganritual
  • this thread: delivers! : Clay
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    ^^^Smart one in the family : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Except for the double infinitive : node
      • To infinitive and beyond! : mindmann
  • I bow down to the funny in this post. : Audhuml4
  • Oh sweet mother of informatives : rosewood
  • hahahaha lol! Great informative this one is :) : Scotty22
  • Why so you think Steve is so quiet when he isn't posting news? : glio1337
  • Ahahahahaha! : lord warlock
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH! : Silent Wolf
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    This reminds me of the dude who got owned by his mom in the WoW forum. : SeaLlama
    • hi2u all future shackers browsing historic posts : stuka
  • Oh man... That's gotta suck. :P : Pacalon
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    Do we have any update on this? : xphil
    • yes we do! http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16673357#itemanchor_16673357 this time he went for it : sesmaster
  • lol : lightly inclined
  • damn : inkninja
  • Awesome! I was here. : MatzL.E.
  • Posting just because it's the thing to do with this one. : Begawkiness
• This thread is going to go into the Shack hall of fame, amirite? : trOmblyj

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  as if there was any doubt : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    Hey you never know these days. http://www.viralmemes.com/images/sad.jpg : nomaad
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      That one's a heart-breaker. : midgetherder
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        what is that one? : stgdz
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          arrested development : Maarten Goldstein
          • I figured it was that but since the original thread started out about a Sci-fi show it may have had to do... : stgdz
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      fox is stupid though, sci-fi isn't : ^-SeaWolf-^
      • Yes they are! Fuckin' bastards cancelled FARSCAPE! : Stoned Gargoyle
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  Thank the gods : d fluke
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    So say we all! : James T. Kirk
    • <all> so say we all </all> : ghost hacker
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  SciFi needs to get off their ass and get Firefly! GOD DAMMIT COME ON SCIFI : xocsida
  • Don't you mean gorram-it? : trOmblyj
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    The movie didn't break even. : stgdz
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      It will on DVD. Universal is happy, as is Joss. This is what matters more than box office break even. : Stoned Gargoyle
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        "Universal is happy, as is Joss." link to the article? : fatbeaner
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          whedonesque.org, be warned, it's like a homo-erotic shack where you are forced to talk about the thing in... : losder5000
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            homoerotic shack is more or less an oxymoron. : Foxhawk
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              oh you are so silly *playful touch of the shoulder followed by knowing glance* : Mr.SEX
              • test! : Mr.SEX
  • for once they found a good show though : jaga
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  so say we all : mr.sleepy
  • by your command : fatbeaner
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  We're still getting new episodes in Feb though, don't forget :) : Iscariot47
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    cylons attack before the galactica and the pegasus fight each other. its the only plot direction i can se : fatbeaner
    • I thought that was a real spoiler (might be) - I personally think the writers are clever enough to think ... : trOmblyj
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      Either that or Starbuck arrives back from the recon mission with "OMG I KNOW WHAT THE BIG SHIP IS" news. : sgtsanity
      • Yea, in the original show at this point something happens with the bigass ship they were talking about... : Iscariot47
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    So what are they talking about? Will the eps in Feb be season 2.5? : SatansLilHelper
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      The second half of season 2 (10 eps). : NFXFSX
      • oic, oh yeah, now I remember. : SatansLilHelper
    • They're starting to produce Season 3.0 in February. They're airing 2.5 starting January 6th. I got confus... : sgtsanity
• Great news :) Haven't watched any of season 2 yet, really looking forward to that boxset. : megarust32
• *walks down corridor looking pissed while strings freak out in background music* : sgtsanity
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  still bitter about Farscape, haven't seen SciFi since. : Sniper21
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    You should watch BSG. It's like Farscape but with production values and no puppet sex. : sgtsanity
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      LMAO - I'll get flamed for this for sure - but I tried to watch* Farscape but just couldn't get past the ... : trOmblyj
      • Really? I've only gotten through S1 so far but I didn't mind them at all. Virgil was kinda funny how self... : Tincan
      • Yeah I asked for Season 1 for xmas last year and I still haven't watched it yet for the same reasons. The... : paganritual

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  I'd actually go with PGR3 / Condemned : mystifier
  • Yeah I thought this was the obvious answer (unless Condemned is coming out on PC) : paganritual
• Yeah, the $60 price tag is really killing me. I don't even think I'm gonna get an extra controller until ... : Ratsofatsorat
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  PGR3/Amped 3 : zyklonbee
  • i would agree is Amped3 had Live multi : cltcprd
• Me, I'm getting: PGR3/Kameo/PD0/NBA2K6 and possibly NHL2K6 : Tripps
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  PGR3/PDizzy : burningtrees
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    I REALLY want Condemned, though. It looks so fucking scary. It has Live capability, right? Like, you can ... : lookitzpancakes
    • i haven't really done much research on condemned... it does look cool, but the biggest reason I'm getting... : burningtrees
  • Yep. Best combo. : NFXFSX
  • that's what I'm getting. : edgewise
• Perfect Dark Zero + Kameo. : omnova
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  pgr3 is a must, maybe something else like pdizzle, Ill have to look into this condemned though since you ... : mojo the helpr monke
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    Condemned looks like a CSI/Doom3 hybrid, I love the concept! The only thing that's retarded is that you a... : mystifier
    • Are you kidding? Bashing peoples heads in? YES!!!!!!!! : lookitzpancakes
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  I'm getting PDZ CoD2 Kameo 2 extra wireless controllers YOu should get PDZ/CoD2, or if you real... : Dan 101
  • So what you're saying is, PDZ is gonna suck. : Ratsofatsorat
• I'm just getting PGR3, then I'm gonna scream obscenities at you all over live. : Matto357
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  I'm thinking of going balls first and getting PGR3, PDizzy and Condemned. I haven't gotten a game since F... : nomaad
  • I might do that. But then the bad thing is, I would probably sacrifice getting an extra controller for th... : lookitzpancakes
• The Walmart here in e.c. Wisconsin has like 5 different games out on the shelves today. I had Nfs:mw in ... : PumpRock
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  My hopes have seriously been shattered about even getting my hands on an Xbox360 at retail on launch day,... : pigvomit
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    I'm going for the midnight launch, baby! : lookitzpancakes
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      I will show up at a walmart for the raffle they are doing for the right to buy. If I fail there, I have ... : pigvomit
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        Walmart is doing raffles? WTF? I haven't investigated the situation here, but man that sucks. I'm worried... : Ratsofatsorat
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          yeah the numbers were so low on their stock it was the only fair way they thought they could do it. Raffl... : pigvomit
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            How are lines not fair? : sgtsanity
            • I dont know, thats just what they said. With 8-16 units in the store it wont be much of a line. : pigvomit
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  I don't want to be one to shit on anything as the hardware itself is incredibly tempting, but there's jus... : Entity
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    Okay, damn it. The memory of that awesome PDZ video is getting to me now. Yes, that looked like the bee's... : Entity
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      Link to vid? : TastyWheat
      • I was sure I got it from Fileshack, but they arne't seeming to host the one I was talking about. Alas, af... : Entity
• Project Gotham 4 and Final Fantasy XIII. : TastyWheat
• You'd be mad to not go with PGR3. : surround
• Okay, so I'm thinking PGR3/PDizzle/Condemned : lookitzpancakes
• PGR3/PDZ/Condemned : Normality
• whats the deal with the some stores only selling the 360 packaged with a bunch of other shit? Can you ge... : swoopx
• PGR3 NBA 2K6 and one more undecided. I have payed off DOA4 also though : -efx-
• PGR3/Madden/PDZERO : sixfoot6
• PGR3/PD0 for shackbattles galore : bozer
• Aren't some titles cheaper? I thought like PGR, Perfect Dark Zero, and some others were cheaper since th... : uncle slappy

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• His only problem is that he is anti-social, getting a chick is easy, you just have to be social. : skitzo
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11086454 : sgtsanity
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  those cant be his real teeth........ can they? : sodomy
  • I loled, those cant be real... : mojo the helpr monke
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    what teeth? none of the pics are working : pyide
    • oh god spoke to soon, KILL IT! : pyide
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    i think we have found the reason he is alone folks! : belal
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      seriously, we should send edgewise in on a charity mission. : -Panther-
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        Is he a dentist? : skitzo
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          Hitman. : MeenMunky
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            even better. : skitzo
            • Stripper that goes the extra mile for the right price. : snuff
          • alright, no one's coming through with it so I'll bring it myself. lol. : -Panther-
  • * S A R L A C C ' D * : sgtsanity
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    mirror for those pics? I can't see them. : edgewise
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      http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/6259/myteeth0ar.jpg : snuff
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        BANDWIDTH EXCEEDED. : edgewise
        • let the dentist see the patient!! and us slow pokes too : adev
        • http://ilovetheworld.co.uk/images/goonies.jpg : snuff
        • http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1724656&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 SA attachment... : wtf242
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          http://tincan.shackspace.com/myteeth0ar.jpg : Tincan
          • noooooo if he chose to show those, imagine what he didn't show looks like : RikiTiki2
          • my eyes! these goggles are useless!! : hamachi
          • holy crap. yikes : adev
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            Are the other pictures mirrored? I'm serious. This is incredible. : Serpico74
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              Ok what else I got is now up, nothing there though just some pictures of him and they're normal. Sorta fe... : Tincan
              • What brass balls to put it all out there like that. I feel bad for the guy. On the one hand he hacked thi... : Serpico74
              • poor oral hygiene. No mystery. : edgewise
          • betcha bite a brick! : Ajax
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  I wouldn't want to go out with a guy that looked like a yellow frog either. : paganritual
  • ugh. that is just a sad man. : hamachi
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  "My metabolism is a blessing. I can eat greasy, unhealthy uber fattening junk food all I want and not gai... : paganritual
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    and his odd fear of college. it seems like his just doomed to failure. : hamachi
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      if you had teeth like that you'd be a shutin too : -Panther-
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        makes me glad my parents paid for a dentist! and I'm glad my father-in-law is one. free dental care ftw : hamachi
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          it's pretty sad that his parents didn't (couldn't?) take him to see a dentist. that guy is a poster-chil... : -Panther-
          • no shi... and now I'm going to be freaked out by every grocery store bagger I see. : hamachi
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            he claims its from some kind of disease he has where stomach acid comes up into his mouth constantly and ... : phobium
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              Maybe he is a bulimic. : skitzo
              • Or European. : Ajax
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  This makes me sad. :[ : pipboy
  • it made me queasy : -Panther-
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  WTF TEETH : wtf242
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    be nice to Anti-Dentite... He can't help it. : edgewise
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      he says in the post he has some kind of condition that makes acid disolve his teeth. wtf? that's crazy. T... : wtf242
      • Remove teeth. Get fake teeth. : Iscariot47
      • at this point he should knock them out and get some fooking dentures. : -Panther-
      • pfft, what a tard, all teeth are susceptible to acid. : edgewise
    • Die! : Anti_dentite
• Oh man...from his OKCupid page: I'm not really doing anything. I don't like college, I suck too much a : omnova
• He needs to build his own http://www.ikissyou.org/ Guaranteed satisfaction. When it works and he sends 1 : Ajax
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  You should message me if: If you have NO GUY INTERACTION. This drives me crazy. Don't make me apart of... : toneh
  • me: doormat with attrocious personal hygiene you: naive princess Leia type : -Panther-
• 7) Brush your teeth, and seriously if those are your real teeth then you might have to go see a dentist... : fathertime
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  http://wtblove.ytmnd.com/ : wtf242
  • I can't stop fucking laughing. : skitzo
  • hahaha *choke, pee a little* hahahaha! : Krypt_
  • Oh man, I feel sorry for that kid. I can only imagine what that does to his confidence. : d3tached
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    Yep, Im going to hell now... : Concrete
    • yep probably : mystikal
  • Whoa.. Those.. "teef".. Looks like the opening to hell. : AtaR1
  • HOLY CHRIST : Magus
  • ^^^ omfg cruel. : orgcaptainnemo
  • Can't stop fucking laughing : TastyWheat
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  If he fixes his teeth, there is hope for him. Seriously. Hes not THAT fargone, just has a LONG way to go ... : mavmavv
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    srsly i'm one fat ugly motherfucker, and i seem to do fine. : cpt_gloval
    • haha, yeah. A little hope goes a long way. : mavmavv
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  All wtf aside, who makes a serious attempt at killing themselves by only using a 3 story building? I jump... : haiku
  • "I jump off 3 story buildings just to avoid taking the stairs" haha :D : Maarten Goldstein
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  I'm a miserable, bitter, fuck of a man and even I feel sorry for this kid. I LAUGH AT HOMELESS PEOPLE. Th... : Rauol Duke
  • Fuck you alphabet. >:( wanted = watched. : Rauol Duke
  • That sums up my feelings. : lowayne
• And I thought my teeth weren't pretty. Fuckin' A. : cajuncook
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  troll. : boomstickah
  • orc, actually OMGLOL : paganritual
• hahaha I showed this to my girlfriend 45 hunter ;) and she laughed, then i showed her the ytmnd link and ... : paganritual
• EVOLUTIONARYDEADEND'D : Athlon7

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  going to practice SP while I'm at work (wtf corner boost?) so I can not suck as much as I do online tonig... : Omning
  • yeah, its pretty simple once you get the hang of it. And if you are on a course that has a lot of corner... : Turd Ferguson
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  Someone should make an excel sheet or somethign with shackers names and friend number thing. Someone who... : amrbean
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    Like what thomw already did? http://www.shackmap.com/gamertags.php : Omning
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      what is the left column there with the blocks? : carazy
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        the color of their DS. : Turd Ferguson
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          I was dorking around with this last night: http://shackmap.com/gamertags2.php : ThomW
          • you are a pimp, this is awesome : Mr.SEX
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            What do the blue and silver squares next to the listed names mean? : Serpico74
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              It's how easy your mom is on a scale from pink to green. : ThomW
              • This is an awesome post. : TheTick
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                I'm a retard. PS - Eff you ;) : Serpico74
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                  Right after I'm done with you mom. lol : ThomW
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                    I suck at typing. your mom. : ThomW
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                      bwahahaha serpico74 is urmom : gegtik
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                        NOW who's the retard? : Serpico74
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                          All of you. : Judecca
                          • ^^^ I agree with this retard. : ThomW
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              If you're in Dthread, highlight this post and press "A" on your keyboard 5 times. : Omning
              • TheTick broke it, now it's 6times. : Omning
            • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11098849 ?? : TheTick
  • excel is for hookers and fat people! http://shackmap.com/gamertags2.php : mikecyb
  • Excel? Get with the times man! ;) : ThomW
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  Quick question too lazy to read inst manual. What does the lock next to your friends entries do in the f... : c_man_tmt
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    If both you and a friend "lock" each other, then you'll be more likely to get matched up. : suqur
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      so should all shackers lock each other? : Omning
      • that's what i've been doing : Mr.SEX
      • I'm only locking my real-life friends, as I want to be matched up with them before shackers... sorry guys... : suqur
    • ah ok, thanks! : c_man_tmt
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  you kicked my ass last night. Although i did get better and meenmunky and i had a few good races. I con... : Mr.SEX
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    It doesn't take too long to get used to it... once you learn the power boost and drafting it makes it a l... : c_man_tmt
    • i'm down :) : Mr.SEX
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  I want to play some shackers right now. Get my number and tell me here if you want to play, and Ill get ... : conandan
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    GOD DAMNIT For some reason my school wont allow me to connect to the network!!! WTF Im ganna go... : conandan
    • 193 332 984 345 : pokerman33
• Definitely looks like a bestseller game to me. : MrLonghair
• I played it for a second yesterday at Best Buy. I could never get into the Kart games myself, but it doe... : Tripps
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  Why does my work have to use WPA for our wireless? I want to get on and add people to my friend's list an... : DKo5
  • Would work let you use the dongle? Not that it'd help your immediate urge to play, but for the future.. : SiW73
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  when does the DS + Mario bundle come out? EB says the 28th! : jcutner
  • Nov 28th. : Omning
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    28th for the real DS : melkore
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      at this point the blue and titanium are more real than that menstrantion stained one. : Turd Ferguson
      • The blue one is about to match your face after I punch it in! : melkore
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  suggestion! You might want to shackmessage the people you have added to your friends list as it seems th... : Mr.SEX
  • It wouldn't be pointless at all. : Ebu
  • Is there anyway to add friends while you're online or do you have to do that before you login to wfc? : Omning
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    If one of your friends is joining a game with two of his friends that you don't know, you can still join ... : Chris Remo
    • that's good to know, i wasn't aware of that. : Mr.SEX
• I'm going to have to pick this up tonight. : carazy
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  How is this game different from the Mario Karts before it? : Magus
  • online multiplayer is the big one. : Judecca
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    To me, its all the good features/maps that I liked rolled into one. And being able to play online makes... : Turd Ferguson
    • Plus new wapons and drafting, which is cool and strategic, what with block and bannanas. Also the second ... : Boxelder
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  I have this awesome version of MKDS with uzi's. It's called gta. : sKetchflow
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    i got an awesome version of gta set in medieval times with a skill point system it's called morrowind : Draugluin
    • ahahahahahaha : gegtik
  • blue shell > any gta weapon : Omning
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    online MK >>>>>>>>> *ANY* GTA game to date : AtaR1
    • If you have room add me to your list, you're on mine. 231 987 703 368 : Boxelder
• The single player mission mode is cool, you even fight minibosses and shit. I love all the old courses a... : AtaR1
• So what's the verdict from those that were worried about it sucking? : aethyr
• So is it sweet enought that I need to immediately buy it? : PenicillinX57
• I hate all of you. :( I want this so damn much argh! : tfboc
• I was really disheartened when I saw that my router (DI-514) wasn't supported by NiFi. :( I hate that pie... : freshyk
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  ok someone play w/ me: 257 757 5553 339 : mr.sleepy
  • uhh wait : mr.sleepy
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    too many numbers : Boxelder
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      im also having problems getting added to THOMW's list, that's weird anyways my code is 257 757 553 : mr.sleepy
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        aight, mine is n{231 987 703 368}n in complimentary orange. : Boxelder
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          ah! How do you do orange? Has it been cut? : Boxelder
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            im searching now for ya : mr.sleepy
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              Start again, going in : Boxelder
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                ahaha you fucking got owned son : mr.sleepy
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                  let's get scatti in! add him : mr.sleepy
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                    added both of you, Im in : scatti
                    • hey box, lets quit this match so scatti can get in : mr.sleepy
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                GG's sleeps. I got so lucky witht hat banna peel I threw forward on Baby Park, if not for that we would ... : Boxelder
                • you dodged that bo-bomb all ninja-like too :( : mr.sleepy
          • [] not {} : gegtik
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        You can't put in spaces. Just enter it as one long awful number. : ThomW
        • ah, there we go. thx :) : mr.sleepy
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        Add me: 244 872 622 079 I'm waiting for friends. >:( : MeenMunky
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          the little yellow light is blinking on mine. i guess that's you? : mr.sleepy
          • I'm in a match with Break now. >:( : MeenMunky
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        5157-9419-0973-5000 : scatti
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          Wrong number. Friend code is in a different place : Ebu
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            opps: 214 807 859 425 : scatti
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              start searching scatti! i added you! : mr.sleepy
              • searching now! : scatti
            • added joo : Boxelder
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  Shacknews MK:DS Chatroom: "KARTNEWSDS" Just open up the "send invitation" or "chat" prompt and enter i... : mr.sleepy
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    (on AIM, that is) : mr.sleepy
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      fun stuff. Fuck that blue shell BS though :) : scatti
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        the blue shell is the wrath of god i tell you : mr.sleepy
        • I like the blueshell in multiplayer. it mixes stuff up and makes you play a little more cautiously (also ... : TheTick
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  094548783864 Anyone wanna play now!??! I want to play so bad. : conandan
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    Yes, add me. : MeenMunky
    • connecting : conandan
    • nothing like shelling the leading player at the finish line to give Mr Sleepy the win! : conandan
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  goddamnit people stop talking about the DS! You're making my wallet cry out to me :( : mikecyb
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    Don't worry they'll stop playing in a month just like they do with every other game :( : genjuro
    • I've had my DS a lot longer than a month and still play it regularly. : Ebu
    • but I might have one by then :( I'm always late to the party : mikecyb
    • Animal Crossing comes out in less than a month. : Turd Ferguson
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      in the case of MK:DS I doubt it. i hope it will outlive shackhype with most shackers. i played the shit o... : mr.sleepy
      • sleept i promise never to stop playing if you don't after I pick this awesome game up i mean BSB yo... : gegtik
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      I think it's a regular scheduling thing. The glory days of XBox Live and the shack to me was when Rainbo... : sevogajre
      • Considering I've played past iterations for years at a time with friends and that this game is even bett... : Boxelder
• I wish they let you remap the controls in this game :( : maru mari
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  GGs BBL : Boxelder
  • a fair tie i'd say! : mr.sleepy
• So tempting to whip out the DS at work and get my Mario Kart on. Being fired is no good though. : sevogajre
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  haha meenmunky ate a blue shell 1 inch before the finishing line. 2nd place for you son : mr.sleepy
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    Alas, I still took the cup. : MeenMunky
    • nice races last night by the way : Mr.SEX
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  Played a local game with 6 people during lunch, fucking awesome. I figured out that boost shit. : Omning
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    where do you find 6 ppl with DSs and MK??? : gegtik
    • Download play (although 3 people have copies here) and company DS's : Omning
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  bump4action : mr.sleepy
  • Really easy to get full matches in worldwide. Somehow there is no lag too. It's crazy. : Boxelder
• OMFGBS, gg munky. : Boxelder
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  Awesome races by nyranger and bloxelder, gg. : MeenMunky
  • except that nyranger is a shame to his race : mr.sleepy
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    oof you kicked my ass :( : mr.sleepy
    • he tends to do that. : Turd Ferguson
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  Lets play, damnit! : AtaR1
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    Add me, I'm waiting. : MeenMunky
    • Done! Beware my green turtle shells! : AtaR1
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      ok don't play this guy, he beats you bad. :( : AtaR1
      • hahahaha, I was going to comment before hand but yeah. they don't call him meenmunky for nothing. : Turd Ferguson
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        Ohh, you're going to pay for Rainbow Road. >:( : MeenMunky
        • lollers off the edge with you and I WINS! YAY! (lost the next race of course..) : AtaR1
        • is this the same rainbow road from MKDD?? favorite track ever : smalakar
      • armybob is really good too :( : mr.sleepy
• add me! 193 332 984 345 : pokerman33
• YOU ALL KEEP PRACTICING, SLEEPY AND MOFOS. It's gonna take 2 weeks for me to get it here in Brazil but I'... : melancoholicz
• gg's sleepy : armybob
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  189 038 039 922. And I thought I was going to get some work done this afternoon. : Serpico74
  • add me and well roll! : pokerman33
  • I have you added, add me. : Boxelder
  • you + pokerman + randomnull added : mr.sleepy
  • I wanna play! 515455 611994 : unlurker
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  add me plz 493 980 756 732 : randomnull
  • i add everyone that says this but noone adds me :( : pokerman33
• what's awesome is being in 1st place, not far from the finish, and then losing only because your opponent... : mr.sleepy
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  Is my Friend Code showing up on the Shackmap DB? I'm guessing I can't see it in the list since its mine : Bantis
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    you have to remove the spaces in order for it to work. i had the same prob. : mr.sleepy
    • Thanks sleepy : Bantis
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  haha awesome races KoolAidMan and Sackling! : suqur
  • yes, ggs! : Serpico74
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  Cool icon, Suqur! : Serpico74
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    haha thanks :) : suqur
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      hehe ggs : pokerman33
      • gg again koolaidman : pokerman33
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        Falling off that sky map KILLED me for the whole round : Serpico74
        • and GG! : Serpico74
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          yea i was wondering what happend to you there : pokerman33
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            why must our races always be so close? : Serpico74
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              haha that was fun that last race was intense right at the end you shot me with a green shell then i retal... : pokerman33
              • How about the race before that where you beat me by a tire's length? : Serpico74
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  Please add me! 201 922 987 460 : Bantis
  • Added, add me too: 231 987 703 368 : Boxelder
  • added : mr.sleepy
  • Added both of you : Bantis
  • done! I'll be playing later. : orgcaptainnemo
• add me! i'll be playing at around 8pm central 262 052 491 992 : Mr.SEX
• gg, argh, hate rainbow road. : Boxelder
• searching for opponents right now! : mr.sleepy
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  it would be cool is thomw would add it so you can "check" those people on the list you've added to yours,... : Bantis
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    oh damn i suck hard : mr.sleepy
    • we already knew that. : orgcaptainnemo
• Don't pick the slow karts w/ good items that you can unlock. They suck. : Boxelder
• So, give me a quick guide to drifting around turns. Some people can do this very well... I can't. : suqur
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  Any Good players have any protips? : mr.sleepy
  • Drift all your turns and charge a boost in your turns whenever you can. Its tough for me since I'm mostly... : Serpico74
• GGs Sleepy! (there needs to be a way to say GG in game) : Serpico74
• Searching for players :) : Bantis
• I hate you munky ;p : Boxelder
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  HAHAHAHA OH YES : mr.sleepy
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    /hugs blue shell : mr.sleepy
    • Was I the only one to get disconnected? : MeenMunky
• Haha, GG munky! : Bantis
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  anyone want to play? : pokerman33
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    I'm on right now, just played with Sleepy, just rejoined the lobby to get a bigger race going. : Serpico74
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      shit sleepy just joined but we were only 2 so he left i dont think i have u on my list for some reason ho... : pokerman33
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        k added im searching for opponenets : pokerman33
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          hopefully you've added everyone else too. : orgcaptainnemo
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            i have bpretty much everyone else on the list im confused though are u kool aid man? andf fuck if it is t... : pokerman33
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              <<< KoolAidMan. GGs, and you should have heard me right before the finish line at that last race! : Serpico74
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                Transcript: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK : Serpico74
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                  haha holy shit that was close. also the race before where u had the blue shell and i had a mushroom i tho... : pokerman33
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                    how'd you know I had a blue shell? : Serpico74
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                      bottom screen tells you who has what item. : Turd Ferguson
                      • Going to have to look more closely next time. Thanks! : Serpico74
  • Add me, I have mine idling at friends. : MeenMunky
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    I'm on! : KungFuKenobi
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      Dang. I got *stomped* by MeenMunky. Even with a cheesy blue shell win on the last track. : KungFuKenobi
      • He's a crafty one! : Bantis
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  In Conclusion: Mario Kart DS with Shackers is the shit. Everybody here should have it. : Serpico74
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    Do I need to go get it right now? Is it really that much better? I played through all of Double Dash an... : PenicillinX57
    • Much better than DD, a cross between the SNES and the N64 version - so hot : orgcaptainnemo
    • This one is very reminiscant of everything before DD. The older, single seater karts, hopping is back an... : AtaR1
    • beware the shack hype my friend. wait 2 weeks, if they're still soiling themselves over it, then you can... : -Panther-
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11102721 See the second paragraph. I didn't enjoy DD at all and I LOVE... : Chris Remo
      • Also, another rather telling factor is that Hideki Konno directed the first two MK games and supervised t... : Chris Remo
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      It's as good as the SNES version, PLUS 3d, PLUS better graphics overall, PLUS multiplayer, PLUS awesome m... : Ebu
      • only real minus is that there is no feather but the blobber weapon makes a difference on some tracks : creep
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    It's so much fun, I'm honestly a bit relieved. I was worried the internet experience was going to be lag... : Chris Remo
    • Wow, if teh Remo says it's good, then it must be good! : PenicillinX57
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  SOMEONE PLAY ME 038 714 182 277 I haven't been able to play online yet. I'm starting to think my ro... : DKo5
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    I'm loading it up, I've added you. : orgcaptainnemo
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      I've got you in my list! Yay! I hope it works. : DKo5
      • Works! Good races! : orgcaptainnemo
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        GGs! Daughter has decided its a good time to jump on my lap and generally cause a ruckus. Guess its time : DKo5
        • I like that track, and I seem to be fairly decent at it... lol. And I've only played it in multi, time t... : orgcaptainnemo
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  459 621 033 012 I'm ready to play! : skilesare
  • added, but I'm doing some single player for now. : orgcaptainnemo
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  ok, i'm back. 060 189 029 102 : wvuong
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    I've added you. What is the differnce between friends and rivals? : skilesare
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      excellent fucking question. : orgcaptainnemo
      • Rivals stab you in the front instead of the back? : Edges
    • Friends are people you added to your friend list. Rivals are an automatic matchmaking with other players ... : Serpico74
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      added you = lets be friends. rivals = automatching agains people with similar records : wvuong
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        is your record counted by "cup" wins (like the points total at the end) or individual races? : orgcaptainnemo
        • not sure. i'm going by the manual. : wvuong
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    you know what would be better than this shackthread? an aim chat room. : wvuong
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      ^^^ more like IRC? : orgcaptainnemo
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        yes, somebody make it so. also: meenmunky is really good. : wvuong
        • So I guess I just sit here on the friends search screen until one of you tries to start a game at the sam... : skilesare
• i just played my first online game. sooo awesome...even though no one else seemed to know how to powersli... : poppasp1ce
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  gg again koolaidman seems like i always play u gonna try and connect to others now too : pokerman33
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    Ditto. I enjoy our games though. I'd say you're the closest races I have out of all the Shackers I've pla... : Serpico74
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      heh yea me too. its some serious fun. just wanna have a race with 4 ppl maybe. : pokerman33
      • Agreed. Getting a race with 4 people has been tough this afternoon. I'm gonna sit it out till later tonig... : Serpico74
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  i made an aim chat room "kartds". maybe we can synch up better that way. : wvuong
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    How does this work? I'm in aim, what do I do to join a chat room? : skilesare
    • i'm using trillian. but there should be a menu option somewhere to join a chat room... : wvuong
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  Make sure you guys add yourselves to http://www.shackmap.com/gamertags.php And add me :) : Ebu
  • added you : Bantis
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    roger that, I added you. : Turd Ferguson
    • I added you Turd, add me. 201 922 987 460 : Bantis
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  GGs MeenMunky! even though two out of the four races were BS ;) : Serpico74
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    EVERYONE: MeenMunky is good. Be careful. : AtaR1
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      Yea, the one game I played with him, we Tie'd. And I was QUITE lucky. He's awesome : Bantis
      • He can power slide great, even with Luigi! Two of those races were still BS ;) : Serpico74
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  GG Ebu! That last track was WAY too close, haha : Bantis
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    Just got home from work, I was noobing it up :( : Ebu
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      you just kicked my ass :( why are our last matches always so close! : Bantis
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        oh and please teach me how to turbo at the start. This is the first kart where I can't find the damn timi... : Bantis
        • halfway through the "2" on the countdown, hold down the accel : Ebu
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  add me + search! i wanna race with 4 people :) : mr.sleepy
  • I've only gotten 1 vs 1 matches so far; too many missing links on my friends list : Bantis
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  Thoughts? http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11102868 : Bantis
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    If its something simple like ticking off a checkbox next to each name, then sure. I have no idea how much... : Serpico74
    • With what little PHP I know, I can't imagine it being that tough. : Bantis
• I wanna play! 515455 611994 (misposted above :P) : unlurker
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  GG's KungFu! I can't believe that last shell on the beach map knocked you through the finish line :( I w... : Omning
  • Hahahah! Close first two until Rainbow Road ate my lunch : KungFuKenobi
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  Does the friends icon mean they are currently waiting for game? Also, I've got like 56 people on my frie... : KungFuKenobi
  • Yea, they're waiting. : Ebu
  • Yeah, that means you should start searching too. : Chris Remo
  • Oh and the limit is 60 friends. : Chris Remo
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  What is error code 81010? I keep getting discoed while waiting for friends with that error :( : Ebu
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    GOD DAMN 91010 >:( So I get disconnected and it gets counted as a loss even though I was winning? >>::... : Ebu
    • You were kicking my ass :) I beat Null by one point :) : Bantis