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• what games are coming for the psp that you're excited about? the measure of a console is always the ga... : TheTick
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  Half the stuff? Way more games. : Chris Remo
  • E3 2006 is going to be interesting for the DS. : stgdz
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    But on the DS I cannot watch movies, look at pictures, listen to MP3s....but the idea of playing Mario Ca... : warcrow
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      Lugging the psp around to listen to music reminds me of the Walkman days. Watching movies? If you'r... : Edges
      • Hrm, you have a point. Although, I was more so imagining plane trips and maybe playing the thing at work ... : warcrow
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      Where would you be looking at pictures and movies on your PSP? Rolled up and tucked into bed? In the bath... : mr.sleepy
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        Stop making sense please. :( : warcrow
        • The PSP is impractical as an mp3 player. It's huge, and the storage is very expensive. You don't even get... : mr.sleepy
      • Whoa... he's got a point. It's great for wack off material when you're not at home infront of a computer... : Edges
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      as an mp3 player it is pretty stupid (not fitting well into pockets, short battery life etc) and where... : TheTick
      • p.s. http://www.lik-sang.com/info.php?category=246&products_id=3983 if it REALLY means that much to yo... : TheTick
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      http://www.lik-sang.com/info.php?category=252&products_id=3983& : carazy
      • whoa...beat me by a few seconds :-( : TheTick
      • Nice find! Does that work well? Anyone tried that? : warcrow
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        I've used it, but in all honesty it's better for homebrew than for movies. After being sort of pleased w... : Chris Remo
        • how is the quality? : TheTick
        • Advance Wars Online would ruin me... : melkore
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          I dont think you will need that to use the DS tunnelling software. I think the software just runs on a P... : c_man_tmt
          • Oh ok, that would make more sense. : Chris Remo
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            I'm not sure I understand what you mean. Wireless tunneling would allow him to play with friends who aren... : TheTick
            • aah yes apparently i hadnt read his post well enough hah. : TheTick
• the reason he's gettin the PSP: UMD of Stealth : proclone1
• Does half the stuff? Plays games? Check. Plays lots and lots and lots of games when the GBA library i... : rosewood
• Personally I don't see what people are going crazy for with the PSP screen. When it came out I watched th... : DKo5
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  i think the DS needs to come out with something other than N64 remakes, i have almost half the games they... : NaklsonofNakkl
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    Yeah I loved WarioWare Touched, Trauma Center, Nintendogs, Pheonix Write etc on my N64. : Omning
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      Congratulations sir! I am coming to you on behalf on the Center for Internet Forum Posting and we are he... : AtaR1
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        Crap wrong replied.. Oh well! BACK TO WOW! : AtaR1
        • Yea ... youre just silly : rosewood
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      Okay, well i never said ALL of their games were from N64, i just said that most were from the N64, anyway... : NaklsonofNakkl
      • i think the DS needs to come out with something other than N64 remakes : rosewood
      • most? Which ones other then Mario64 are from the N64? : SilverSnake
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        What games are you referring to? I can only think of Mario 64. : Chris Remo
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          come on guys. the kid is 16...cut him some slack :-( : TheTick
          • This is the shack, not the slack! : melkore
          • Regardless of age, when someone comes out making a blatently fanboy uneducated statement about something ... : Crimsonbeak
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          Wait a second, who cares what platform they came out on. A remake is a remake. I checked out EBworld to s... : warcrow
          • Metroid Prime:Hunters should be a new experience using the stylus to aim. Mario Kart will be a blast ... : melkore
          • Mario Kart, Hunters, Animal Crossing are different games than the orginal games not remakes. It would be... : Crimsonbeak
          • The later three is brand new games. The first one I don't know about. And I've never felt that the scr... : SilverSnake
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            Out of those I suppose you could clal Tony Hawk, Mario Kart, and Animal Crossing "rehashes" but they both... : Chris Remo
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              Thats it! I'm convinced! I'm getting a DS (for xmas) You guys are making alot of sense are far as watc... : warcrow
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                Final Fantasy 3 is getting remade into 3D form on DS (the rest of the Final Fantasies 1-6 are either alre... : Chris Remo
                • The FF3 remake looks amazing so far. Hook us up with a shack preview Remo! : melkore
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                  Do you know of any great bundles or deals for a DS, or is that Mario Cart DS bundle from EBworld the winn... : warcrow
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                    There is also the Nintendogs bundles with a teal and a pink DS. I think the regular system comes with a ... : melkore
                    • Isnt Nintendogs a sim? : warcrow
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                    That's probably the best deal. It's an official Nintendo promotion though so you can get it anywhere onc... : Chris Remo
                    • Thanks a HEAP guys! I really feel like you've helped me make the right decision! I freak'n love you man! : warcrow
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                  I would pee blood for Children of Mana. Coop returns at last! : yAak
                  • CoM looks like it will be a great RPG after I OD on FF games : melkore
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                2 of them FF3 (japans 3) which was never released outside of japan is getting a total remake on the DS... : armybob
                • Don't forget you can play FF 1,2,4,5,6 which are all on or coming for GBA on the DS as well. Great purch... : melkore
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    ...uh...wut? The only N64 game released for the DS was Super Mario 64. : Boxelder
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      My thought exactly. I was worried that Nintendo was going down that road like all the SNES remakes on GB... : melkore
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        It's really just one aspect of the post that was wrong. Pretty much all of it was, as the DS does most o... : Boxelder
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          Whaa? The DS has a widescreen LCD? Plays movies and Mp3s? Where have I been!? : warcrow
          • It's wider then 4:3 but I'm not sure if it's 16:9... And since there isn't really any means to get movies... : SilverSnake
  • Yes, the GFX do look better on the PSP, agreed. : warcrow
  • so how many n64 remakes were on there? : TheTick
  • This is a complete fabrication. The DS library does not have a significant number of N64 ports. Sheesh. : taronish
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    I'm gonna assume you're being sarcastic or typoed and said PSP when you meant DS. Because... can the PSP ... : SilverSnake
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      Yes it can, but there aren't nearly as many PSP games that do it as DS games. It's almost a standard f... : Chris Remo
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        Yeah, I know a lot of DS games does this, and a TON of GBA games does this (pretty much every single one ... : SilverSnake
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          PSP has better ways of adding content. I'm guessing he is referring to the Wipeout Pure add on packs for... : FormerHPB
          • You can do it with Tony Hawk on DS. As far as I know that's the only announced game that does so, but it... : Chris Remo
          • That's one of the cooler features of the PSP. I really like that idea and hope when I finally do get a PS... : armybob
        • Yes, the price of games is much lower on DS. DS games are standard at $30, with top-tier titles generall... : Chris Remo
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    Are you posting while high? : mr.sleepy
    • TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : gegtik
  • Hilarious. : megarust32
• I will kill the next person asking whether to buy or not to buy a DS on friggin' Mario Kart DS release da... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I don't have a PSP so no comment on that, but the DS game lineup is already pretty stellar, and it's just... : Boxelder
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    But, I can convert movies over to DIVX and play them from a mem stick, correct? Does the new firmware ver... : warcrow
    • Actually, they have to be converted to mpeg4 I believe. There are free tools to do this though. I haven... : FormerHPB
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      there is a gba cart that allows you to do this on the DS isnt there? so uh...yeah. : TheTick
      • You could do this back with the GBA. Didn't jason do an article on this? : rosewood
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        video on the PSP >>>>> DS though, so if he really plans on watching lots of video, this would be a big fa... : FormerHPB
        • is he going to watch more video than play games? its a game system. if video is what hes actually aft... : TheTick
  • The PSP is a GREAT portable movie player. It is far cheaper than any DVD player you'll find on the market... : Magus
• Personally it was a no-brainer for me but everyone's different... I got a DS because it's half the price ... : SatansFist
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  I only have a PSP, so I can only give you my opinion on the PSP. I will say that I was one of a few who ... : FormerHPB
  • In GTA:LCS, I know I've heard much worse comments from the people walking the streets in that game. And ... : FormerHPB
• If you really wanna play videos, you can always get that Play Yan ( http://www.lik-sang.com/info.php?cate... : melancoholicz
• Well Nintendo designs their handhelds around the games. Sony designs a great piece of hardware, then tri... : EvilDolemite
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  I'm reading your post and what you want is a machine that does the internet, photos, movies, music and ga... : MrLonghair
  • if the movies etc are the main thing he should get an ipod photo or something rather than a subpar mp3 pl... : TheTick
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  I think you made the right decision by getting what you want and not falling into, "Everyone else is doin... : Magus
  • "lines of coke from a hookers ass" : MrLonghair
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    What are you talking about? : warcrow
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      He's talking about Shackhype. It got me to buy Battlefield 2 and no a DS for Mario Kart shackbattles : melkore
      • I'm sorry :( : warcrow
  • Sometimes when a lot of people like something, it's good. : EvilDolemite
• Call me crazy, but I prefer my PSP over my DS. I like the games better, even if there is less variety. ... : Judecca
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  Not being that interested in Mario Kart (I played through Mario Kart Advance and that was enough for me, ... : nudel
  • I'm surprised that you weren't into Kirby if you liked Yoshi and found it too short. I personally didn't... : Chris Remo
• short answer: if you want to watch movies, get a PSP, if you want to play games, get a DS. : aethyr
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  I bought a PSP, wish I got a DS. I use my SP much, much more than the psp. : Pneum0
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    I'm the complete opposite. Once I got the PSP, I haven't touched the GBA:SP. I just can't go back to pl... : FormerHPB
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      ..but I'm not interested in a GBA:SP : warcrow
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        i know, I was just replying to Pneum0. But the DS will play GBA games if you happen to have any. :) : FormerHPB
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          Oh yes, true true... : warcrow
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            at the end of the day, it's all about the games. : Pneum0
            • Why yes....yes it is. : warcrow
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  I still don't get UMDS it's just as much as the DVD and you are limited to watching it on a tiny screen, ... : Yabrodan
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    UMD movies, are they just the movie? No extras, no behind the scenes, no cuts, no bonuses, no nothing? ... : MrLonghair
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      correct, no extras. I have no idea why, but apparently they sell damn well here in the states. : FormerHPB
      • Fullscreen DVDs do as well. How quaint. Believe it or not, UMDs are $5+ cheaper than DVDs here in Swed... : MrLonghair
      • The TRON 20th Anniversay UMD has extras. : sinistarfith
• there are less than 5 games worth buying for the PSP. i have triple that for the DS. : grendel
• I'm doing the unthinkable and not reading the thread before posting, but.. If movie playing is importa... : SiW73
• DS FTW! Really, its not just ps2 games with shit framerates :) : kainen1
• The DS has more fun stuff RIGHT NOW for most gamers, and the PSP will eventually come down in price. I do... : Rauol Duke
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  Don't ask this question here, I swear Nintendo's PR team works at the Shack.. : Tripps
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    it couldn't be that the DS has more fun games out/coming out could it. : Turd Ferguson
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      Thanks for proving my point.. =) : Tripps
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        I'll play counterpoint.. THD DS SUCKS BECAUSE ALL IT HAS IS TONS OF AWESOME GAMES BUT U CANT WATCH STEALT... : gegtik
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          2 SCRREN LOOLWTFMAYTE DS, MORE LIKE PeeS! : Turd Ferguson
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            STYLIZ? MORE LIKE GAYLIS LOL : nyranger66
            • NINTENDO MORE LIKE GAYTENDO OLO : warpdude
          • Also, nintendo gave me space aids. : Turd Ferguson
    • ^^^OWNS A LAMECUBE : armybob
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    shackers = like fun, original games = like Nintendo DS : kainen1
    • after all we were the ones who really help katarmari by using word of mouth : creep

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  Was that Borat? : Fred Garvin
  • Yes. : SiW73
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    Kazakhstan are not amused, lol: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051114/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_kazakhstan_borat... : nudel
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      hahaha!!! : moshman
      • throw the jew down the well! So my country can be free! : crazywigga
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  I've been trying to find info out on the tech. All I know is that it's holographic. : SiW73
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    looks like regular old rear-projection to me... : get_navi
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      I'm willing to be it's more low-tech than you'd first think, yeah. http://www.laser-magic.com/transscr... : SiW73
      • There's an article about it on Times Online: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-1856928,00.htm... : evildanish
  • My professor has it in his house for teleconferencing business deals. Advanced Energy has done alot of wo... : lowayne
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  that's painful to watch for some reason, dunno : phobium
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    Yeah, I kinda agree, actually. As much as I LOVE Gorillaz's latest album, and as mcuh as I'm in awe by th... : aaarrrgh
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      How about the fact that an animated band didn't really seem very animated. : Kiriakos
      • yalls nuts that was outstanding : aurealis
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        yeah they should be more colorful and cheery! cheer up gorillaz!!! : ermac
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          uh no, they should just have some detail to their movement : Draugluin
          • it'd be a bit more cool if it was actually live too, not just pre-recorded track. it'd be like going to ... : phobium
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            you mean like when the bassist scratched his nuts? or when the lead singer was checking his cell phone wh... : graceofdragons
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              Say you're building a game level and you want to put a house in it. Just putting the detail of doors and... : Draugluin
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                comparing pixar production studio to a creative virtual band experimental project? are you gonna be the ... : aurealis
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                  I think I was just talking about animation quality. Bringing up what kind of parent I might be takes thi... : Draugluin
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                    lol aye. just felt like rattlin the cage. : aurealis
                    • [der.. continued] that is an unfair comparison however, a live show is a whole different ballgame than a ... : aurealis
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  that was fn awesome! : supermonkeyballz
  • what this guy said : riptyde
• T-F-L I want to see this... : paulatreus
• I will look at this when I am home. : Cottc Cid
• fucking. brilliant. where can i get more info on this?? : aurealis
• they are going to be playing a show in england soon where they aren't behind the curtains : sigpro
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  have they ever shown themselves at shows? all the pics I've seen they've played behind screens and stuff : prime8
  • there is no one to show. the "band" is the producer pretty much. : pyide
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    this should be easy to find out, i know its two guys from blur, dan the automator, and on the first cd, o... : acidravelamp
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      let us not leave out Deltron 3000 : sKetchflow
      • "del tha funkee homosapien" : Draugluin
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  Holy shit the rappers look so real! : khaosman
  • de la soul is fer realz : silly
• completely awesome. that animation was much better than I thought it would be. : cryptical
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  That has to be overlaid in post (or at least the same realtime 3d overlay they use on news broadcasts). T... : 60days
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    nah it was live: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11087594 smoke and mirrors : pyide
    • ah right, 2d then. Still looks great though. : 60days
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  that sucked and the animation was terrible : mr.sleepy
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    you suck and your animation is terrible : graceofdragons
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      you havent seen any of my animation :) : mr.sleepy
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        let's see! : aurealis
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          no, we have. iamgoat productions. you don't want any more sleepy animations! hahaha : Downforce
          • the different selectable audios were made increased the production value. : thekidd
        • maybe soon. : mr.sleepy
      • But we have seen you headlocked by genjuro. And that's close enough for me. : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Dance.swf is my animation, is it yours? : Vorlonesque
• Wow.... that was pretty goddamn sweet. : Ride-My-Rocket
• Hard to watch. It looked cool, but it felt awkward and non-rockful. Also, the actual rapping was behind t... : Audhuml4
• holy crap that was awesome : cap n KRUNCH
• Bookmarked. Gorillaz live with an amazing virtual projection system. : Ride-My-Rocket

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• Road Rage was ruined forever when it jumped to that 3D pile of shit : Degenerate
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  Holy shit. you're like my gaming soul mate : skinlab133
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    you guys should rub joysticks : edgewise
    • my big red button pressed your big red button FTW : gegtik
• Outcast..I'd love to see voxel technology on today's machines. : deathofrats
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  i just want a twinsen port or two to the xbox. : cpt_gloval
  • Yes : abrasion
• The Twinsen/Relentless series. : EvilDolemite
• I like the incredible machine idea. : TheTick
• We're getting a lot of these posts lately :( It's sad because we all talk about cool games and throw aro... : abrasion
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  Descent, for sure. : mindmann
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    I blame everyone that didn't buy a copy of Descent 3. : Ajax
    • I bought two. :( : mojoald
• Dungeon Keeper... I loved being able to take FPS control of any unit. : slackor
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  I think you mean Road Rash? If so, IAWTP. I spent a summer playing that + the Donald Duck game on Genesis... : DKo5
  • Umm... yeah. Road Rash. : mojoald
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  Syndicate on the DS. please. : gegtik
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    Holy shit, yes please. : mojoald
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      also multiplayer trauma center : gegtik
      • "Scalpal." : kevp
  • Oh fuck I'd buy a DS for that. : nomaad
  • I'd go so far as to say an MMO-like Syndicate (DS or not) would ring my perverbrial bell. I hate when ... : DKo5
  • Oh hell yea! : mnok
  • good call : das_runt
  • Now what am I supposed to do with this erection? >:( : Rauol Duke
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9550933 I know, they're pics of Syndicate Wars, but its a representa... : Mikuya
  • selected : burningtrees
• I wonder if someone could do the Incredible Machine idea simply as an HL2 mod. I bet it'd be a hell of a ... : derelict515
• Ooooooo man. I loved The Incredible Machine back when I got my first Windows 3.1 computer. : sevogajre
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  Kid Icarus! High Poly eggplant wizard! : haiku
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    Kameo is relatively close... : mojoald
    • not really... well, they are both games that appear on consoles..so yeah i guess they are. : deathofrats
• Zork. Cleartype font smoothing FTW. :P : riptyde
• Not a "franchise" perhaps but I keep reiterating that a new adventure game based on LOOM would be gaming ... : -efx-
• Isn't Burnout kinda the spiritual successor to Road Rage? : Entity
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  Descent, Freespace, Red Alert : rosewood
  • red alert really isn't a dead franchise : RikiTiki2
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  The Golden Age of Gaming for me was side scrolling beat em up games. They just got better and better ... : physio
  • Hehe 8 player linked spin kick. That'd kick some ass. : riptyde
  • I bet the disappearance of The Red Star hurt you then? :( : SiW73
• Shadowrun, Double Dragon, Geromyte with a human-sized robot. : mnok
• Check out TubeTwist. While its not quite The Incredible Machine, it is very similar. They use ODE for the... : d3tached
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  X-COM ftmfw! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • /signed : metralgia
  • /signed again : Caoster007
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    What the heck, while we're at it: - Wasteland - System Shock 1 port - Shadowrun SNES port - Pirates! ... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Wasteland = Fallout amirite? System Shock 1 = SS2 and Bioshock amirite? Pirates has been remade No Sha... : EvilDolemite
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        ANYONE HOME MCFLY?! What part of "port" did you not understand? : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • Oops. : EvilDolemite
  • Please god yes... stick it on the DS and me love you long time! : SatansFist
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  Diablo :( IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS : EvilDolemite
  • Yes, my clicker finger has recovered to full health and is ready to be abused again. : riptyde
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    Starcraft called and told Diablo to wait in line. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Im a D2 fanboy who never played SC. I have to concede SC has next but are you disappointed SC went with t... : Lightzout
• King's Quest. The most recent one, Mask of Eternity sucked nuts, but if they made another one with the f... : invisible_kid
• TIM was perfect the way it was. I don't want any fancy graphics fucking up what was already an awesome... : thekidd
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  Skitchin. Skitchin, skitchin, skitchin. Does anyone else remember this Sega Genesis game? : crummynz
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    I still remember to this day at the local video store in the my old hometown, some annoying little shit l : Entity
    • dude i'm sorry :( : crummynz
  • I remember this game, and I remember it well. Was one of my favorites on the genesis. : Mikuya
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  Elite. : Ariakus
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    http://www.frontier.co.uk/games/elite4/faq.html : James T. Kirk
    • ooooooooooo :) : Ariakus
  • Check out X3 : Gauss
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  X-Wing for Xbox 360 with huge Xbox Live component. : bargeld
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    Please don't even suggest this. Make them for the PC first without any compremises because of consoles. : sanchez
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      I think the 360 is plenty powerfull and wouldn't need any compromises. FFS it's faster then 90% of PC's o... : armybob
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        I don't really care about graphics. It's more about mod support and what type of controller you can use (... : sanchez
        • fair enough. I definitely enjoyed playing Tie Fighter on my old CH Flightstick Pro & Rudder pedals and it... : armybob
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      Fuck that noise, I want full out Xwing v Tie Fighter 2 on Live! : mojoald
      • Give me a TIE Advanced and get in line. I'd make all of you my bitches. : Ajax
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  Carmageddon! Those games were awesome...with some ragdolls physics...oh man, the possibilities. : Vincent Grayson
  • Yes please!!!!! : Fred Garvin
  • Carmageddon 1 was indeed awesome (and more awesome on the Mac!) but as soon as they made your car so easi... : MatthewPhillips
• TIE Fighter. On the PC, obviously. : DonkeyPopsicle
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  Gratuitous 'Mail Order Monsters' and 'Roadwar 2000' plz post. : MatthewPhillips
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    Holy fucking god, I thought I was the only person who ever played Mail Order Monsters. Kudos to the winn... : Ride-My-Rocket
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      The game was way ahead of its time. Front http://c64.mobygames.com/game/covers/gameCoverId,21722/ga... : MatthewPhillips
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        dude, Paul Reiche III, he was one of the Star Control 2 devs, of course it kicked ass :D : Gauss
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          Figures.... oh, and I didn't realize the makers of MoM also made Archon -- yet another one of my favorite... : Ride-My-Rocket
          • Try this one on for size: Steve Barcia, the dev behind Master of Magic and Master of Orion works at Retro... : Gauss
• Tex Murphy : dionex
• Without a doubt, Space Quest series. : Tripps
• Star Control. Starflight. Alone In The Dark. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  Zombies Ate My Neighbors. : midgetherder
  • The made a sequel to this for the snes....it was awwwful. : xpogox
• Homeworld. Not really that old yet but its dead in the water. Privateer would be good too. Need a classic... : Tincan
• Does Smash TV count? That was a hell of a lot of fun! : suicidemachine
• The same answer I've been giving for years. I figure if I answer it enough, it'll come back Master of ... : Gauss
• Crusader: No Return Bring back the Crusader! : netshade
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  Pimpwars!! : jonin
  • Fo' shizzle! 'Cept it's not dead.... PS: I'm currently ranked 8th in the November Big Daddy game (Capt... : Fuzzwah
• Remake UO. Bitches it sucks now!! : sKetchflow
• Speedball. A few years back the Bitmap Bros announced that they were working on Speedball: Arena on the U... : Fuzzwah
• MechWarrior and Descent : jrock

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  I am so hard for this game. : filtersweep
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    just like Timesplitters? : Degenerate
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      I will make you a deal. When you get here, we'll have an xbox party somewhere. We'll drink some beers a... : filtersweep
      • deal! Although the beer may skew my judgment : Degenerate
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        sweet, I offer up my house w/ the bigscreen. : sigpro
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          the Russians wont kill us will they? : Degenerate
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            i'd be more worried about the mexican gangbangers. The front door and the read sliding door are both clo... : sigpro
            • read rear : sigpro
        • Is there a back door close to the TV? : filtersweep
      • I love timesplitters multi. Once you get into the right settings for the weapons, it can really remind yo... : Beady
• I wanted to have sex with this game years ago. Now that she's of age, the feeling hasn't changed. : Omning
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  oooh a sonic rush review : RikiTiki2
  • Looks like the second glowing review so far. (IGN reviewed it too: 9.0) : Boxelder
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  It's going to be on 360? Didn't know that. : Krypt_
  • Yeah my interest is piqued. : nomaad
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    Yes, Prey will be on 360. It's up and running now. : GeorgeB3DR
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      Still coming out for the pc, yes? : baron calamity
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        Oh yeah, certainly. : GeorgeB3DR
        • Ok, cool thanks for the heads up. Even if Prey ends up being prettier on the 360 some how (or any game th... : baron calamity
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        The pc is the primary dev platform for this game. : GeorgeB3DR
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          Bite off that and chew on it thoughtfully, Carmack! : sgtsanity
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            You realize what engine Prey runs on, right? : filtersweep
            • I'm just poking fun at Carmack's endorsement of Xbox 360 as a plaform with excellent development tools by : sgtsanity
          • he's just using the 360 because it has a better development environment then PC's right now. It's really ... : armybob
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            He's referring to the fact that Carmack says that for the next id game they're using the Xbox 360 as a pr : Schnapple
            • exactly. people read into this waaaay to much. : armybob
    • Will it make use of the Xbox 360's multiple cores? : angrytaxman
• I'm pretty hot for this game. Q4 was great fun, and I'm a big fan of crazy environments and alien weapons... : Dynotaku
• Holy shit I'm hot for teacher. : midgetherder
• Dude you can't post magazine scans! lol : not work safe
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  Nice. I'm not sure I understand the tagline underneath the word "Prey" though. : Chris Remo
  • I read it 5 or 6 times and gave up. : freshyk
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    seriously, what in the hell is it trying to say? : porp
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      The spiritual successor to 1st person shooter-kind, lights up the Xbox 360 Like Mankind but FPS. I... : trove
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        I cant get over how awkward that sentence seems either. Glads its not just me. "Spiritual successor" woul... : Lightzout
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          So George is still trying to top Quake(world) again? *grin* : [7]kami
          • Again killed my joke. Goddamnit. : [7]kami
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      I think maybe kind is supposed to be king? And it is referencing Duke3D? : Crimsonbeak
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        Like FPS-kind. : trove
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          That's still a terrible sentence. : Chris Remo
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            Yes, it is. I saw it for the first time today and my first thought was that nobody would understand it. ... : GeorgeB3DR
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              Ok, here's my replacement copy: "PREY: It's fucking awesome." : Chris Remo
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                More like: "Prey: It's gonna 0wn! >:(" amirite? : someWayne
                • Almost said that, but I didn't want to muscle in on dognose's turf. : Chris Remo
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              Hey, if you (you = Human Head as well as 3DR) need anyone to play Prey for free and give feedback on the ... : DKo5
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                I can see the interview for that job now: pronounce the words gibs : -Panther-
                • and you only get hired if you pronounce it with a hard G instead of that wimpy "jibs" sailor crap. : jrock
              • "The gibs are good, but could you make them more ludicrous?" : Nephsevenon
            • I'll playtest for you as well. Seriously. :) : warcrow
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        FPS-kind, lime mankind or humankind : mikecyb
        • lamp mankind? : 69shots
  • head assplode : lowayne
• Yes! This is the only game on the horizon that I'm looking forward to. The cover art is pretty cool too t... : freshyk
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  For anyone curious, the cover art's by Jeff Matsuda: http://jeffmatsuda.com/ He's done a bunch of c... : jason bergman
  • I always wondered where he went after X-men. : stgdz
  • I like using some original art for the cover. It reminds me of UK games magazines in the 80s and early 9... : Carnivac
  • As soon as I saw the cover, I thought of the Jackie Chan cartoon. That explains it. : kevp
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  Im having fun pressing pgup/pgdn. Play! Prey! Play! Prey! Play! Prey! Play! Prey! Play! Prey! : gegtik
  • it's a subliminal message! : mikecyb
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    Link to 12 minute gameplay video from E3, for those that haven't seen it: http://www.fileshack.com/fil... : GeorgeB3DR
    • hi george : gegtik
    • Yeah I saw this video from a pc gamer uk coverdisc months ago and I was blown away. It looks fucking swee... : physio
    • Quick! Get back to finishing DNF! : Athlon7
    • I had zero interst in this game until I saw this video. It looks unbelievably good. : belal
    • Ok, that video so sold me on this game. For PC, of course. : Ebu
  • Is it wrong that I thought of the nightmare someone with a heavy Chinese accent would have describing the... : Fred Garvin
• sweet, coming home from work and looking in the mail box will be like xmas all over again. : *metal*
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  <sulu>Oh my!</sulu> : sgtsanity
  • sulu is gay lol : zehh
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  So is this magazine any good? : Schnapple
  • Personally, I love it. Someone over at the shack said it got much of the staff from Gamers Republic, so m... : zehh
• oh nice. george already mentioned it on the 3drealms forums. : lonestar3
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  HELLO? Shouldnt it be "shooter king"???? : kraemer
  • Uh no it's a play on Mankind, as in the human race. 1st person Shooter Kind as in the whole of the first ... : physio
• I WAS totally meh about this game up until I saw the E3 movie....holly crap. Now I think aside from PGR3 ... : red2lucas
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  Isn't that that Witchblade chick? : woddemandred
  • It actually looks like Ian Nottingham from Witchblade... And it looks like Jeff Matsuda is doing his best : Ajax
• what the hell? the spiritual successor to 1st-person shooter kind lights up Xbox 360 I camt umberst... : judge
• damn that would make a good portrait wallpaper ... anyway damn I am stoked for this game : cap n KRUNCH
• This game is going to fucking own. Probably my most anticipated game at the moment for PC. : megarust32

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  20 years ago today, Mario made his way to the Nintendo Entertainment System in the form of Super Mario Br... : manlyman
  • what about that mario game that was just mario vs luigi or whatever didn't that come out before super mar... : carazy
  • I thought this was in September, or was it released in the US in November 85? : MrLonghair
  • He didn't get the cape until Mario World. The got the racoon tail in Super Mario Bros. 3. : spl
  • There is so much wrong with that timeline.... : graceofdragons
  • No Super Mario RPG lovin'? : buzzbat
  • Mario 64 is nearly 10 years old?!?! : abrasion
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    I can understand how someone would miss the more obscure Mario titles like RPG, but to skip on SMB2? What... : Entity
    • I call for an uninformative until that is fixed >:( : rosewood
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      It's not a real mario title : sgtsanity
      • ^^ Witch! BURN HER! : rosewood
      • He's fucking right, it wasn't a Mario title in Japan (where it really counts!) : orgcaptainnemo
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      you're not talking about the US SMB2, right? cause that shit sucked. : nyranger66
      • SMBUSA >:( : creep
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    lol this is wacky http://www.gamehiker.com/theories/masa001.shtml : maru mari
    • Hahaha WHAT : sgtsanity
    • wtf? mario was totally nailing pauline. : thekidd
  • Mario Bros. and the arcade Super Mario were way before this. : p4ck3tloss
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  Mario was around before the NES. : Haku-Jin
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    1981 Donkeykong (Then known as Jumpman though) : Haku-Jin
    • 'Jumpman' as in the Epyx (Commodore 64) game 'Jumpman'? : MatthewPhillips
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    That's why it says "Mario takes a leap onto the NES in Super Mario Bros." : Chris Remo
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      How's your math? 20 years old and his first appearance was in 1981? : Haku-Jin
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        It wasn't officially Mario, the first Mario game was 20 years ago today as Super Mario Bros. for the NES. : manlyman
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          Wrong again, first outing as Mario was in Donkey Kong Jr. 1982. http://cube.smedia.co.uk/supermario/mh... : Haku-Jin
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            no, he said Mario game. As in branded Mario. That would be Mario Bros. with him and Luigi battling it o... : redfive
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              Yep, 1983. The math still doesn't add up. : Haku-Jin
              • Nintendo of japan sez his 20th birthday was on september 13, 2005 http://www.nintendo.co.jp/mario20th/20... : SynthetiX
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        I failed kindergarten :( : Chris Remo
        • That's why you work at the Shack. : P : Haku-Jin
    • Mario's first NES game was Mario Bros., 1983: http://www.mobygames.com/game/nes/mario-bros : aethyr
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  Fine lets just settle it with the 20 year anniversary of Super Mario Bros. : manlyman
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    Hooray for Mario! Sorry, I didn't mean to shit on your thread. : ( : Haku-Jin
    • Look what you did, you little jerk! : floated
  • k : Halen
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  It's also Moby Dick's 154th birthday, but no one's celebrating that :(. : bigimp
  • That's because this is a gaming website, not one that contantly talks about Dick. Oh wait. : SiW73
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAMAN - megaman is 3007 years old (he is based upon an ancient chinese epic about a li... : gegtik

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• more like ten years of camera evolution. regardless, cool. : Foxhawk
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  is that smog in the first half? : DonkeyPopsicle
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    no thats shitty analog camera : graceofdragons
    • it could be both, industrialization usually comes before major commercialization : RikiTiki2
    • I'm inclined to think that's smog. : lechuck59
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  Sim Speed: Cheetah : Deathlove
  • seriously : bloodysunday
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  That's cool. I've been wondering if I should start learning chinese, seeing as how China is going to tak... : forgottenzero
  • That's why I'm learning Mandarin. Or should be. I currently on hiatus or something. :/ : Vantage
  • Give it 20 years actually and yeah it's likely. : abrasion
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    You should, because Mandarin is a damn cool sounding language. It sounds both regal and primitive at the... : PUPSTAHS
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      I don't trust any language that has more than two sh/ch sounds. : Kentor
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        Choir, Chore, Chicago. Then i guess that rules out english. : deathofrats
        • Hmmm.... I meant more along the lines of more than two phonetic ch sounds (i.e. like Polish), but Englis... : Kentor
• animated gif material there. : get_navi
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  built with money made selling cheap shit to western countries. : steelsamurai
  • The problem is that it's not cheap shit anymore... : mnok
  • Hey they were filling a need in the world economy. : EvilDolemite
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  I have a few friends from Hong Kong who always laugh at how abismally slow North American construction pr... : Kentor
  • The Big Dig bitches, the pinnacle of American efficiency. : EvilDolemite
  • how else would construction cost get to be so high : creep
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    did you counter with the Three Gorges Dam? : c0bra
    • they would shut up then : crazywigga
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    Yea, when I watch extreme home makeover (which I would never do, of course...but it comes on right before... : Ebu
    • That's pretty awsome.... and we know that you're a regular viewer of that show: don't try to hide the f... : Kentor
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    1,306,313,812 - China Population (Area: 9.59 Million SQ KM) 295,734,134 - United States Population (Area... : Zakko
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      Er... contrary to popular belief, there is a ceiling to how many people can be added to a project while ... : Kentor
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        Isn't that the Project Uncertainty Principle? :P : c0bra
        • If only there was an encylopedia entry for the Project Uncertainty Principle... it would make dealing wi... : Kentor
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        I'd be willing to bet that US projects don't max out the 'productive' number of workers on construction p... : Zakko
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          I get the impression that a lot of North American construction projects are intentionally understaffed an... : Kentor
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            Most government projects, especially the kind dealing with transportation infranstructure have clauses in... : kevp
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              Hmmm.... then why do they take so insanely long? : Kentor
              • Sometimes unions cause fewer workers to be hired, which could slow down a progress. I dunno, though, I... : fugu124
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              Yep, and from a quick search it looks like the urban unemployment rate in China was at an 23 year high in... : Zakko
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                Point being? : Kentor
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                  You said that you felt that the US projects were understaffed. I was illustrating that percentage-wise t... : Zakko
                  • That is the worst abuse of statistics I have seen in a long time. : Kentor
        • Hehe and of those 10 guys, 2 are working, 2 are supervising, 4 are standing around, and 2 are holding the... : riptyde
  • Yes but we can move quickly between attack and defense and we have the battle cruiser. The only way the c... : haiku
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    Is the costruction labor in Hong Kong unionized? : Downforce
    • Construction is highly unionized in both China and Hong Kong for collectives and government institutions,... : Kentor
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      It's communist rule isn't it? I'd be suprised. But I'm not expert on Chinese government, no idea how it... : Zakko
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        If you have no idea about China then why would you be surprised? : Kentor
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          he's extrapolating from what he feels are commom sense generalizations. for an example, see: http://www... : kevp
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            Touche. I think the difference is in the order of magnitude of generalization though. Perpetuating a ... : Kentor
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              Oh ok. Sorry for intruding on your discussion. I'm sorry if I tried to participate and hopefully learn : Zakko
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                Stereotyping an entire nation before asking for information is typically not a good way to open discussio... : Kentor
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                  Stereotyping an entire nation? What? You took my LOL statement as stereotyping? Or the communist/union... : Zakko
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                    Say what? Chinese unions can and do bring projects to sudden halts when necessary, but the issue is that : Kentor
                    • That's too much mock usage of "what"s in a single thread. Feels like two people saying "like" all the ti... : Kentor
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                      What is the unemployment rate in China? How accurate/trustworthy is the data coming from within China reg... : Downforce
                      • The country wide unemployment rate is exceptionally high: almost everyone quotes the urban unemployment r... : Kentor
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                      Not going to answer my question though are you? Do projects in China have more people working on them or... : Zakko
                      • The answer is I've seen long road projects in both countries with only 10 people working on them. The se... : Kentor
      • http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ch.html : cygnus
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    What's there to laugh about? Is the joke supposed to be that Americans are too lazy or dumb to build stuf... : edgewise
    • No, the joke is there because there is a condo complex nearby that has been under construction for approx... : Kentor
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    I build for China : rosewood
    • Good point. However I get an Overlord tank is fine. : Downforce
  • I bet Ty Fredrickson could kill 100 chinese before being overwhelmed. : forgottenzero
  • I'd love to see their safety record. If it's anything like their mining industry, I'll go with slow cons... : stump
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  needs Godzilla : drucifer
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    So who's going to do it? It must be done. : Krypt_
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      Japanese monsters were in Nanjing over 60 years ago :( : Experiment IV
      • Hey, keep the gloves on kids. : Kentor
• That's impressive. I bet they used a trainer hax to get the tech trees to upgrade so quick. Now if they... : Rauol Duke
• Shanghai is the fastest developing city w/ skyscapers. : DooBall
• That's taken from the Oriental Pearl Tower I think. If you actually visit it in person, right outside th... : PUPSTAHS
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  I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords : gndagger
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    Sweet. Bow down! I'm Chinese, so does this mean I get to lord over you? : Rice-Rocketeer
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      You can lord over me with your small penis. : askedrelic
      • Goddammit, I told you not to tell anyone. : Rice-Rocketeer
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      I thought you were C'nadian. :( : carrioN luggagE
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        I'm a sleeper agent : Rice-Rocketeer
        • I need to join this 5th column, please. : carrioN luggagE
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  i took this picture this past summer. it's pretty fucking awesome there. http://home.cogeco.ca/~zaits... : vassili_zaitsev
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    Dude, why don't you speak Cantonese anyways? : Kentor
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      i'm not from hong kong! i speak mandarin and shanghainese. : vassili_zaitsev
      • I associate Mandarin and Shanghainese with food.... lots of food. : Kentor
      • shanghainese is the craziest chinese dialect i've ever heard. so hard to understand. : warpdude
  • Btw, your picture is fucking awsome. : Kentor
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    nice pic p.s. do you mind if i call you willy? : spector
    • only if you touch it : vassili_zaitsev
  • That is a beautiful view : AtaR1
• I'm amazed at this country. I've travelled a fair bit of asia-pacific and China is certainly the one on t... : radula

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  I like that it has a real co-op solution instead of just a "two Master Chiefs" kind of thing, as fun as t... : Chris Remo
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    hell i hope thats not the real voice over, so cheesy sounding. i was reminded of Confidential Mission..an... : Maarten Goldstein
    • hahha, yeah voice work is pretty aweful. The orginal wasn't all that awesome though if I think back. : Silent Wolf
  • I agree, i'm glad its not just two avatars running around. What's really cool is you shouldn't have to w... : Silent Wolf
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    That's the real soundtrack and the real voiceover. : Ratsofatsorat
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      Well that's a real disappointment. : Chris Remo
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        Really. : Ratsofatsorat
        • ya rly. : cajuncook
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    The one bad thing is this line of thinking is often used when deciding to remove coop from a game which r... : Chod
    • No, I agree. Co-op is ALWAYS worthwhile, I don't care whether it fits or not. I'm just saying I'm glad ... : Chris Remo
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    Gears of War's implementation sounds great too, with the second player taking over the secondary characte... : Carnivac
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      Not too excited about that one but co-op is frequently reason enough for me to give anything a chance! : Chris Remo
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        not excited about Gears of War???? wwwwhhhaaaaa? : cltcprd
        • I haven't been that strong of a Remoist but this comment by our resident demi-god of gaming has me doubti... : classicfork
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          I'm sure it'll be good but it looks very "generic video game" to me. All the character designs, architec... : Chris Remo
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            fair enough. Though I think the art direction of the game looks amazing. The actual gameplay doesn't lo... : cltcprd
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              I'm not writing it off or anything, it's just not really a game that pops into my head when I think about... : Chris Remo
              • I think its entirely on behalf of MS, who's publishing the game (right?). I don't think Epic was at al... : johngloid
• wow thats hot. : oldschoolbob-o
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  Sold. Done deal. : mojoald
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    It feels so much like golden eye... : mojoald
    • I don't know about that, but I could swear I heard the sniper rifle from GE : jugglinmike
• the machine gun is so shiny and pretty. : maru mari
• Wow I haven't played in an arcade in forever. I wish we still had cool ones around.. : jonin
• Something about that reload animation looks like it could get really annoying after seeing it a few too m... : Tincan
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  everything buffers. Then it says playing and nothing happens :( : sKetchflow
  • Same here. Even tried downloading it and it still didn't work. : wunderbred
• That's the kind of co-op I have always wanted.. ..ON PC! : MrLonghair
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  seriously, that soundtrack kicks so much as. i can completely imagine myself turning it off completely. : porp
  • Well custom soundtracks are enabled for every game so just play some epic movie music or techno. Badass! : madtothemax
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  meh I'm not that impressed, I guess I'm the only one : mr brown
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    No you're not, you and know that fps's suck on consoles. : not work safe
    • Most of them anyway. Yeah, I'm definitely not a fan of this game based on what I've seen so far. Seems li... : Ratsofatsorat
    • The control is not ideal but the single player story campaign especially coop can still be fun. I don't k... : armybob
    • well not that so much as the J-pop soundtrack and the graphics simply seem okay - but that's probably mor... : mr brown

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• I think a lot of people who have doubts will change once they see the system on their own HDTV with the f... : mmt681
• Nice. I kinda wish I had tried to win one in the contest... That looks very nice. : askedrelic
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  Cool, thanks for the link. It's funny that so many people have opposite opinions of Kameo. : Fred Garvin
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    I believe it just comes down to fanboys (obv the guy in that article) to people who actually are reviewin... : mastarp
    • So, are you saying only fan boys think it looks good? : Fred Garvin
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  Holy shit i didnt know you could connect it to a PC via Media Connect, i though you needed a Media Center... : fleshgore
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    I hope it can play more than Windows Media and MPEGs. Be nice if you could play Divx. : Fred Garvin
    • Also streaming shoutcast would be A+++. : terath
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      Word is its being worked on, and should be ready by then, at least for MCE2005. It all has to do with the... : mojoald
      • And by "is being worked on" means I know someone who has it running in his lab. : mojoald
    • with just standard XP with the WMC thing u get MP3/WMA & Pics only : Shadowdane
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    i hope someone makes a program that will let you stream movies without having to have a media center pc. : broly1718
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      yea microsoft has, its called media connect and it works on any winxp machine (home,pro,media center) : fleshgore
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        but the guy in the article said that he couldnt test the video, because you need media center edition to ... : broly1718
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          well according to the microsoft site you can stream videos... : fleshgore
          • http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/devices/wmconnect/default.aspx : fleshgore
          • not to the 360 " Streams (plays) music and photos from your PC to your Xbox 360 " : broly1718
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          What is the deal with Media Center edition of XP? is It only available preloaded? I want to be able to... : Judecca
          • it comes bundled with xp. basically you have to buy a new os to get it. : broly1718
          • I have Media Center on my PC, its the exact same as the other versions of XP but it has a Media Center bu... : fleshgore
• \m/ kameo! damn if hes right about the AA then thats frickin awesome. It supposedly couldnt do AA, but ... : smacknca
• Honestly, I had no intentions of picking one up, but after this I'm strangely VERY interested in getting ... : not work safe
• I just got wood thanks : oneshot
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  so the brick is production eh? : Dante
  • It's smaller than what most of the pictures you've seen, but it's still large-ish. Face it, that's a lot ... : jake
• i want it : Judecca
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  I knew I was going to get like this. I knew it. I had ~$350 set aside to put down on an Xbox 360 but I up... : DKo5
  • Ahoy. Welcome to the boat. : Ratsofatsorat
  • http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107211/ : mojoald
  • whore yourself out to 2 fat chicks. fatter one is 125 : sKetchflow
• I'd giddy as a 7 year old boy on Christmas eve. Can't wait to get my hands on one. : Simulacrum
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  damnit...I promised the girlfriend a Nintendo DS for her birthday, and I'm giving her an engagement ring ... : dysfunctional
  • cheer up! there'll be more games by then. and the current ones will be cheaper. i'm not fond of this ... : pyide
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  I keep hearing how awesome Kameo looks, but I don't know if it looks all that fun to me. : Rauol Duke
  • same here. i mean. the gameplay just doesnt grab me. : broly1718
  • It's a blast. : jake
• MS Underhanded PR'd : Kenshin_
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  The music visualizer is the thing that has me the most interested. : Kiriakos
  • Speaking of which, I haven't seen this video before: http://www.llamasoft.co.uk/media/neon/movies/neon... : Kiriakos
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  WTF are the "pop-ups" in Halo 2? Does Halo 2 have ads or something? : johngloid
  • pop-in. During cut-scenes and other points in the game where resources get loaded late, so you see models... : jake

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• u ate a bred loaf? : abrasion
• played poker with girlfriend at a local tourney. She came in 9th I was at the 3rd table out of ~100 peop... : carazy
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  So last night, I get home from work around 3:30 AM. Go straight to bed, and the dog barks from her crate ... : gndagger
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    So when you took the dog to the vet what did they say? : not work safe
    • Didn't take her to the vet yet. If she's still got the runs by tomorrow morning though, it's off to the v... : gndagger
  • Awesome, every once in awhile you have one of those middle-of-the-night surreal experiences that just see... : EvilDolemite
  • Is this a puppy? And what did you feed her? : Zero|DPX
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    i cant believe your gf wasn't helping you : El Guapo
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      she was helping, she was cleaning up the box, and she cleaned up the puke too. : gndagger
      • oh, my mistake : El Guapo
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm crying here at my desk at work!!1 : warcrow
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    Hey, try having a kid, you get nights like that a couple of times a week : SiW73
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      You put your kid in a crate where it shits all over it? : Fred Garvin
      • How will they learn otherwise? : SiW73
      • I reccommend crate training for all children. Works wonders. : dante2010
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        One night when I was young, I painted the wall near my bed with my own shit. True Story. You know I n... : mnok
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          your mom shouldnt be allowed to be around children...thats fucking horrible : TheTick
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            hehe she's quite adorable. I guess I earned it back then... I was really a turbulent child : mnok
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              dude no. never. thats fucked up. : TheTick
              • Hey there are people who'd pay good money to eat shit (but not their own). : Vorlonesque
            • more like turdulent BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA : gegtik
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          o_0 : drucifer
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            0_o : rabbit003
            • x_X : deviantpaul
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          She needs a punt to the junk. : Phil
          • phil :) : gegtik
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          /cue dollhands : filtersweep
          • i'd say there should be a gender flipped version of this, but i think it would just be very weird.... : mindmann
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          are you japanese by any chance? : FormerHPB
          • lol : filtersweep
          • hahaha : iamgoat
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          One night when my brother and I were young, way back in Brazil, we had pizza at my dad's place and then w... : Mad Brahmin Disease
          • I almost puked : rosewood
          • This reminds me of when I first went on Anafranil in 5th or 6th grade for OCD (it was a very low dosage). : Vorlonesque
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          was this for some dirty underage scat porn :( : moshman
          • I think I've seen that one : Degenerate
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          Other childhood shit memory. My neighbors were English, so there was a certain animosity between them and... : mnok
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            You know he posts on the shack now? http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=shitkatapult : SiW73
            • haha that's badass =D : mnok
        • omg. : thekidd
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          I guess your mom knew about the often kept secret of excrement: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=680164... : ieGod
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            Need to tag that for the next "Whats for dinner" post..... : Githyanki
            • Hey!! There's one now!!! : Githyanki
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        The Box of Learning, ftw! : carrioN luggagE
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          haha. great SA moment. : edgewise
          • I used to giggle so hard at most of his ICQ pranks. : carrioN luggagE
  • Is your dog older? This happened to my dog and basically we had to switch her over to a bland "seniors" d... : Fred Garvin
  • You're cracking me up here, but only because I've been there myself :) Dogs are great 99% of the time! : Zakko
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    That's one hell of an act, what do you call it? : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • The Fecalator in A Minor? : Solstice
• Tried a new Mexican restaurant with the parents for my dad's birthday. The food was alright, but the serv... : ieGod
• I watched my daughter while the wife went out with some friends so we watched season 1 of 2guys a girl an... : frobiwan128
• I did homework and ate 1/2 a bag of cheese puffs. Fascinating. : edlin