Simpsons 10 Years Old Today

Last Post!

you must admit that futurama is getting exponentially better...even though i doubt it will get as good as the conan \'o brien years of the simpsons.
has anybody else notice that the simpsons humor is starting to change? i dunno...its just not a subtle anymore.
:P
i wish they\'d put the critic back on the air...john lovitz rules


bart: Watch out radioactive man!!!!
homer: what are you talking about...marge do oyu have other men in the hous, radioactive men?

How about a book
Hmmmmm ok
A tastefull book
<homer moan>

\"Hello, my name is mr. burns. i believe you have a package for me...\"

\"ok mr. burns what\'s your last name?\"

\"i don\'t know\"

I wasn\'t referring to you dumbass.

I just thought everyone should know

Quake 3 is the superior better game, best ever made.

Gillian Anderson is the second hottest woman on the planet.

Futurama is 100 times better than the Simpsons.

I win!
<-- Winner!

my 2 cents.. futurama is average at best. the simpsons is some great stuff though on a pretty regular basis.

Bake me a Daikatana some Matrix cookies Mrs Oracle!

Actually, after a bit of thought, let me amend: Scully is hot. There\'s a difference there.

Futurama is just unfunny.

I can say that because Ive seen 1 and half episodes.

Um, ok, nice assumption Wumpscut. The humor is over my head? Uh, yeah, ok. Robot heaven and hell, yeah, stuff as complicated as that is hard to figure out. A blatant rip off of Titanic. Whew! This stuff is so hard to get!! BTW, WHEN DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT QUAKE 3 OR UT??????????? If you must know, I like Quake 3 better, even though I own UT as well. Anyhow, I was just saying that I think Futurama has a ways to go before it is Simpsons calibur. That\'s what I was saying. I guess your taste in humor differs than mine. Case closed.

Homer goes shopping...

\"Hi, ummm... Lemme have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of old harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas.

\"Nah, make it two.\"


Later that evening, as Marge is going through the groceries...

\"Homer, I don\'t know what you have planned for this evening, but count me out!\"



Still one of my favorites.

cot

(Principal) Ralph Wiggum.
(Ralph) I win, I win, I win.
(Principal) No Ralph this means you\'re failing English.
(Ralph) Me fail English. That\'s unpossible.

Or something like that. Simpsons rule.

Chuffmaster2k

You are all forgetting one of the best characters. \"Hi everybody!\" - Dr. Nick
Kent Brockman is always great as is Troy McClure.
This past few seasons have been kinda sad but still are funny in parts.
I think they are just running out of ideas. If you love the simpsons just do as
I do and tape them. Im up to 17+ full no commercial tapes (I have a
simpsons addiction). Its great if everyones bored - just pop in a tape, drink
some beer and enjoy.

Newsman: Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent
which he believes gives him sexual powers.
Homer: Hey -- that\'s a half-truth!
------------
Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney\'s movie had heart, but \"Football in the
Groin\" had a football in the groin.
Barney: [on the screen] Don\'t cry for me, I\'m already dead.
Homer: Wow. I\'ll never drink another beer.
Man: Beer here!
Homer: I\'ll take ten
#78
X
By: Anon@207.190.144.134 [Jan 14th 2000, 05:26 pm]
Bart: \"How would I go about creating a half man, half monkey creature?\"

Mrs. Krabaple: \"I\'m sorry that would be playing God\"

Bart: \"God, Shmod, I want my monkeyman!\" heheh I love that :)

Every single Futurama I have seen I watched like 4 times (taped) because it was hilarious. I don\'t even laugh at the Simpsons anymore, I guess Futurama is over your head. It\'s kind of like Q3 VS UT, Q3 is just the better game, and in this case Futurama the better show.

I\'d still rather see a show where Gillian Anderson was naked the whole time more than -anything- but oh well, and she\'s very hot. :)

Ack .. Gillian Anderson is SO hot.

vender: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?

Homer: *shiver* eww, I\'ll take the crab juice...

Wumpscut, that was from one episode of Futurama. Futurama has promise, but I don\'t think it\'s nearly as good as the simpsons. They need more backup from the rest of their characters, Bender pretty much owns the show. The christmas episode and the college episode were simpsons-calibur funny, but I just didn\'t find most of the other ones that funny. Futurama has a ways to go before it will be as funny as the simpsons.