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How Steve Spent Christmas

by Jack Mathews, Jan 12, 2000 2:58pm PST

Well, I was a bit reluctant to post this candid peek into Steve's freaky life, but since Redwood posted it and Maarten was complaining that he couldn't find anything, I think it's open game. Here it is, in RealVideo. BTW, "Johnny Knoxville" is Steve's porn name, so don't be fooled. 6:20pm EST note by Steve: Although I certainly believe that movies, games, etc dont cause people to commit violent crimes. This video is not a game or a movie, it's real life and real stupid. I'm not your babysitter and you guys can do what you want and watch what you want. However, if you even think for a minute about trying something like this you're an absolute retard. Oh yeah, even if I yanked the link people would just spam it in the comments anyways...




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  • #208

    So what? Why do you use them as a reference? Go fucken protest against pills. I had my neighbor across the street commit suicide through pills. That was actually her second attempt, I don\'t know why the fuck they let her on her own again. Her kids must\'ve loved her.

    and about the


    Death is permanant. You dont respawn, you dont come back again.
    You dont come back to say somthing witty. You just dead. No mas.
    Holy FUCK! HEY KIDS! I killed myself and respawned, try it yourself cuz looky looky I\'m still alive. Life IS JUST LIKE QUAKE! I mean how in the hell could it not be like quake. All of you know that if u get shot in the fucken head that you\'ll just respawn down the hall of your suicide. Go for it!












  • Hahahah #236. Funny stuff.
    Seriously, the other day i backed up our accounting system on CD, and closed the CD when it was done copying. Then I tried to restore with that CD and everything looked great. But when I went into the accouting program, it crashed constantly. I was shitting bricks for 2 days until a savior at tech support said that all my shit was \'read-only\' and thats why it was crashing, it was trying to write to some files and couldnt. I had to do \"attrib -r *.*\" on about 3 million fucking files. true story.
    SO, the point is, if you kill yourself, back up on CD first, but dont CLOSE the CD. Or whenever you restore, you will be the same lameass that you were before the gun ;)







  • #229
    I think that its very nearly the same thing.
    Serbs started eradicating the Bosnian population because they deemed them inferior. The Tutsis and Rwandians did it out of hate. Most of these people hate and kill first, come up with lame justifications of their righteousness later.

    NO ONE here is going to start a genocide, or condone one. At least I hope not. The case you are describing is simply some people, myself included, not giving a damn if some stupid moron decides to blow himself up. As I said before, if you want to your sympathy and kindness, there are much much MUCH more deserving people out there. If someone doens\'t value his life or others, then I\'m certainly not going to shed any tears if he decides to relieve himself of it.







  • emitecaps, no problem. I was brought upon this earth to be humiliated and laughed @ by my peers. I\'m nothing but a child\'s play thing, heh. I\'m like a giant penis, people play with me - until I snap. And then they go see a doctor because the penis got it\'s blood on their family (because they made it snap). And then after they see the counselor doctor for a while, the giant penis gets angry and shoots a hot steaming flamethrower liquid in the collective eye of America. Resulting in one pissed off 17 year old penis who wants to shoot a bunch of people cum...yeah.




  • Well my girlfriend *just* dumped me, like oh I don\'t know 10 mins ago? She said something about \"Blah blah blah, me me me, blah blah blah, quake 3 rocks.\" I\'m SoOOoOoOoOooOO depressed atm, I should see if killing myself I will respawn in the basement.

    \\kill

    Cannot resolve life master server.

    Life-KEY authenticating
    Life-KEY authenticating
    Life-KEY authenticating
    Life-KEY authenticating
    Life-KEY authenticating
    Life-KEY authenticating
    Life-KEY authenticating
    Life-KEY authenticating
    Life-KEY authenticating

    Connecting

    Challenging life vs death
    Retrying...
    Retrying...

    DENIED

    WELCOME TO HELL