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• HURRICOCK : flibble2k
• The bottom one looks like a turd. : deeveee
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  ytmdn beat you there :p http://screwedbyrita.ytmnd.com/ : Foxhawk
  • but importantly, i don't see the word hurricock anywhere. it's like texas is about to get a teabagging... : flibble2k
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  I think New Orleans just said, "but... but.. I poop from there!!" : Maddog_Delphi97
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    NOT NOW YOU DONT : kill9
    • New Orleans: ow ow ow!! : Maddog_Delphi97

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• Xbox Menz or Xmenz <I made a funny, heh> Repost for FP Would you guys recommend picking up the firs... : bluntage

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• Spoonful of dry sugar. : Dante
• Fuck you guys. I'm just going to take these two black capsules and get it over with. : systatic
• opium : rasputinreborn
• Buckley's : SenorSpine
• Halls Max... But that will only take care of the symptoms. You can't really buy medicine to fix the probl... : TotalFusionOne
• Robitussin Cough & Cold max strength : edifus
• Take the cock out of your mouth. : cerealSAM2
• You need something with DXM ast the active ingredient in it. Robitussin or something like it. I live... : Caoster007
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  vodka, snort it : CoRDS
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    .... You're tempting me. I have some in the freezer, and now I wanna try it. Thoughts? : TotalFusionOne
    • id say its a bad idea cos it would burn like buggery, and might go to ur brain faster, but it fixes a sor... : CoRDS
• Zicam, Succrets, and lots of vitamins. : midgetherder
• expectorant. Reduces snot viscosity, or "viscsnotstity" : BenMurphy
• I think it is black lung. Best cure would be amputation. : MC Kingsley

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• so wheres that pic? : tomatoactivator
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  very nice! was it open invitation or are you VIP these days? : Foxhawk
  • Supposedly RSVP only but they didn't check names at the door. A bunch of jock type bitches were in there ... : Silent Wolf
• Damn I forgot about that happening tonight. :( Of course, I have no interest in WW2 shooters anymore, but... : Dynotaku
• I really hope that release it for 360, I bet they will since Ubisoft is good about releasing games for al... : mmt681
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  did you sneak any stealth shots of the game? : mista mista
  • I think my buddy got a few. Though he was pretty focused on the bewbies. I'll know for sure tmrw. : Silent Wolf
• It was a cool party, I wish I could have met everyone, but there was SO many people. : byorn

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  If ghost recon 3 sells like hotcakes, then microsoft. : pigvomit
  • Mmm! Who doesn't love a nice hot cake? : cerealSAM2
• I wish everyone would leave Ubisoft alone, damnit. They're the only developer that I really give a crap a... : jugglinmike
• id rather see sega buy them : CoRDS
• I keep getting UbiSoft/Bungie mixed up... I'd like to see a Jap company buy up Ubisoft... kinda of a '... : ShadowRam

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  What the fuck did you just cook right there? : Phil
  • Worlds longest mac and cheese recipe? : mallrice
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    Baked Ziti Everyone does their baked ziti a little different. If you have a nice Italian... : rosewood
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      without tomato sauce but with swiss cheese? sigh : mallrice
      • No need for a tomato sauce in this dish really. I've seen a lot of variations on baked "four cheese" zit... : rosewood
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  That sounds good. Everytime I try to cook bad things happen :( : Blackdawgg
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    That's the beauty of a rosewood recipe. He makes sure to gently steer you verbally into being a better co... : jackrabbit
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      Yeah but another problem is buying all that crap. I have like 2 of the ingredients needed and too poor to... : Blackdawgg
      • For about a month we've been buying food based on what recipes I plan to make. I'm really beginning to en... : jackrabbit
    • I thought the hidden beauty of a rosewood post is that it makes my pants tighter. : Degenerate
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  I'd swap the swiss for romano or fontina : digitalburro
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    swiss adds a texture there that I find ... gratifying : rosewood
    • when in doubt use fumunda : multisync
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  they need you on the food network, allthough I'm not sure how much we'd hear with all the beeps the censo... : kelerian
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    * T H E A N G R Y C H E F ' D " : Lightzout
    • so true... : Jayx77
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  That is way too much cheese :( : Ebu
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    there is no such thing, my good man : digitalburro
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      some people are a bit sensitive to dairy. 4 cups of cheese for 10oz of pasta is quite a lot : mallrice
      • natural selection will take care of them in due time...CHEESE ON!! : digitalburro
      • Protip: Don't eat the whole thing. : rosewood
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    What the fuck is wrong with you man? There is no such thing as too much cheese. Nor too much bacon, for... : Phil
    • indeed : kelerian
  • This is the silliest post I've ever fucking seen : Degenerate
• So when do you open your own dining experience Chez Rosewoods. : ghost hacker
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  You create a format for these posts so I can search for them later. Like Recpie Name at tope followed d... : smacknca
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    Again, as others and myself have suggested, we need a recipe tag. : WillingZombie
    • Yea but since thats not so likely to happen, Rosewood should start cataloging this another way. Now that... : smacknca
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      Yeah i read these posts. Something like: shacktag:recipe At the bottom of recipes might be nice. Na... : mallrice
      • Meh - I do these for the comments and discussion that goes with it. : rosewood

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  What core is the Athlon64? Winchesters (and Newcastles) can't drive four dimms at 400Mhz with a 1T com... : Toraz Chryx
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    Its an Athlon 64 3700 1 meg cache (I think San Diego) : pigvomit
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      http://www.cpuid.org/download/cpu-z-130.zip Send me a screenshot of the output from that (shackmessage... : Toraz Chryx
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        sent, thanks for the time. : pigvomit
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          okay, so it's a san diego.. rite What timings / voltage are you feeding the ram? : Toraz Chryx
          • OK here it goes, I didnt know exactly what to list so.... First off, the ram is labeled: PC 3200 512... : pigvomit
• Checkout the Asus message boards. Best place to ask about issues like this, me thinks. : tsuba
• As someone mentioned, it could be a timing problem or it's running at speeds that aren't supported. Don't... : shredder133
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  dual channel is often flakey, and you're not guaranteed it will work unless you buy matched sticks of ram... : SenorSpine
  • All 4 chips are the exact same make and model. Is there any way to disable Duel Channel with 4 sticks? ... : pigvomit
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  I will never buy top quality ram after this. I did a quick replacement and only put in one 512 chip and ... : pigvomit
  • Your motherboard is the culprit here, not the RAM. : Zero|DPX
  • OCZ != Top Quality Infact, OCZ = TEH SUCK Corsair FTW : Toraz Chryx
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  fuck, JHC. I try to spread the word but not everyone hears. Consumer motherboards are not designed to : Luminair
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    I've never thought that would ever be a problem since most of the boards I have run PCs off of have had a... : pigvomit
    • yeah, you can run 512, 512, 1gb. Selling the 512gbs and buying two http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ... : Luminair
• Drop your CAS latency to 3. Oftentimes that will increase stability. It will also have a negligable effec... : Serpico74

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  I like how the topic changes from sentence to sentence. And can I get a wtf is this in English, pleas... : Optimus Prime
  • Makes sense to me. :( genjuro now hates you too. :( : tomservo
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  Tell him to enjoy his AIDS. : Rauol Duke
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    thanks for quitting ass : Degenerate
    • My internet flaked out. I've been on the phone with Cox ololo so they can tell me someone will be out Tue... : Rauol Duke
• I'm gonna burn his fucking house down : Degenerate
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  also, way to go giving that fruitloop your phone number : Degenerate
  • i know right. i got a call from a rude asshole demanding directions to dallas. i didnt even ask who it wa... : boomstickah
• GENJUROWNED : ErneX

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  Okay. : Jumperus
  • weak I know..working full time has dulled my understanding shack humor. : IcomeINpeace
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  LOST Spoilers watch out : ventro
  • umm really? if it is a spoiler i didn't know that until you told me, thanks.. : cncpun
  • Hahahahahaha : d0gbert
  • It wasnt a spoiler until you said SPOILER. : deeveee
• lololol, well played!! : Maddog_Delphi97
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  DUDE! you just gave me one hell of an idea... my shugashack wallpaper? the one you used for the poster i... : AbortedFetusChristi
  • I grabbed that off googlel images...didn't know you did it. Nice work man. : IcomeINpeace

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  More likely it's a 360 promotion. I don't see MS launching a giant ad campaign for Halo 3 until maybe nex... : nomaad
  • That's what I'm thinking. I don't see any other reason for this whole thing. : dmason

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  where did u hear these lies : tommysgun
  • o i c... imdb... i hope it's not true... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/ : tommysgun
• i think its just a rumor. the bigger wtf is why does this need a remake? : emocore
• http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/ : mindshot
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  It got debunked a couple days ago here. Kutcher himself said it was false. : TrptJim
  • thats a relief, the world can keep revolving now. : mindshot
• Almost as heretical as the remake of Das Boot. : Experiment IV

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• Holy shit. Give me that game. : chazums
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  The should be labled NWS cause it turns me on. : Normality
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    when are we gonna play burnout again? also do you get pissed that you can like kill zombies in residen... : Break
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      lol when I have time I would LOVE to play Burnout...maybe this weekend. Eh, which RE game was this? I... : Normality
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        well... most RE's you can barely aim for the head unless you have the mighty shotty and super close to p... : Break
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          Thats why people complain about the controls.....#1 complaint with the RE series..cept amazingly Code Ver... : Normality
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            i remember killing some zombies with fire and with my knife! but i think RE4 was the best control wise... : Break
            • Now fire Yes, fire is known to kill zombies...zombies actually fear it (according to lore), and the knife... : Normality
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  The is making me crap: http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/1169/full-res/1116956387.jpg [Large] Mo... : midgetherder
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    i remember posting that screen, and everyone whined how it wasn't going to look like that in the end and ... : Break
    • Well it does look like there are only about 5 models or so with a few different skins. If coop is fun the... : TheTick
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      Well unlike the one above, that one does scream "Made in Photoshop!" ... : SpiderMonkey
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        I have the cam trailer that has that scene... : SlamDunk
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          Fair enough ... they should fix their lighting code then because those shadows cast on the van sure as he... : SpiderMonkey
          • there are lights behind the carmera - you can see that they're standing in a corner with lights round beh... : chazums
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  I crapped my pants and came at the same time :( : BenMurphy
  • so, pretty much par for the course : BenMurphy
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  needs more shaun of the dead game : CoRDS
  • I'm sorry Shaun. It's okay. No, I'm sorry, Shaun. Oh god, that's rotten! : nomaad
• Holy fucking shit that looks awesome! COOP pleaaaase. I want to play that game coop with my friends. : TheTick

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  A layout, design idea, theme. Perhaps a ROUGH mockup of the level just squares to see how it plays out, ... : Ratalon
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    i just need help getting going. I have all the creative ideas, i just can't seem to get the textures :( : rsustudent
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      Work with what you got already. gotta learn hammer first, that is time consuming : Ratalon
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        Yes, it is VERY important you learn hammer, the last thing you do in a level is texture it anyways....the... : Normality
        • I think it would be easier to just start with Hammer and CS:S, personally. Radiant has a steeper learning... : SpiderMonkey
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  Open Steam, rt-click Source SDK, select 'Install'. Go directly to http://collective.valve-erc.com/ and go... : eskimo spy
  • ^^ What eskimo said, plus http://developer.valvesoftware.com/ The Source SDK will have instructions for ... : SpiderMonkey

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• I just finished some physics homework about 15 mins ago. I just got back to my room. Now it is time for... : dltrem
• Just got into work :( : chazums
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  time zones, amazing things : moshman
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    lol yeah no kidding. way to live in youre own little world :) i just got home from my 9-5. : paganritual
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      It's 430am here. : dltrem
      • 7 pm here : Nighteyes
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      I'm originally from Auz but since America is the majority here we play by our rules ;p : derelict515
      • i am in Bangaldesh! for the last time, fly home tonight, yay! : radula
  • Time zones are the work of THE DEVIL. : nomaad
• I just finished "Wasting a couple of minutes while I decide what to play" in GTA:SA.... 4 hours later... : TotalFusionOne
• I too am working on a project. Some stupid paper about a reading during which I could hardly keep my eyes... : mojo the helpr monke
• One of my drunk roommates was trying to open my door in his stupor. The good thing about his drunkenness ... : Experiment IV

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  Multisync. Oh, you said ShackFAQ. Nevermind. : RatBastard
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    this, my friends, is an excellent post. : burning eye
    • I enjoyed it. 9/10. : nomaad
  • bravissimo! : cerealSAM2
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    See the beauty of this one is he answers the question AND makes a jib / jab. : rosewood
    • I don't think he answered the question. : cornchak
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    golf clap : dmason
    • Indeed, comedy golf. : Experiment IV
  • A+ would laugh again. : chazums

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  i think it's supposed to come out next week in the US. it's already out in Europe. the US version has 5 s... : kbnerd
  • Play.com as well. Great site, my copy just shipped. : nomaad

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  Uldaman is so much fun at that level :) Also, ZF should mostly be a breeze, until you get to the stairs. ... : Foxhawk
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    hah, that part was crazy. unfortunately, i never got the chance to finish it. : emocore
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      oh god, don't remind me. : cltcprd
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        I beat it my first time. DIdn't have anyone "zuggering" me. : armybob
        • me too, i was like 46 at the time with a awesome bunch of 48-50s. never finished that part after that. an... : pyide
    • Yeah, that shit was crazy hard back before they nerfed it, but it was a lot of fun trying to do it. : egofumpapa
  • Yeah, I went with a party that just raped it inside out. Blew through it like Andrew through Florida, to ... : Jumperus
• the divine-o-matic rod quest is a LOT of fun. good luck ! : qwpeoriu
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  ZF is easy with a good group, really easy. : wykd
  • I don't know, the boss we tried twore us apart 3 times. The one that spawns in like 10 lizard adds, whil... : atom519
• make sure to take the shortcut too, ask someone in game about this...they can lead you thru ZF no problem : nepharious
• that water boss dude in ZF was a real pain, the one you kill for the carrot on a stick, mainly cause it w... : paganritual
• Uldaman boss is the most fun and probably requires the most teamwork outside of any raid instances. And y... : sanchez
• Someone commented in-game that Uldaman is the first 'real' dungeon, and in a way, I agree with that. I... : slax0r

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  Never done it. But it sounds like something the reflection API might handle... maybe? : Alf Alpha
  • hmm, I am not familiar with this reflection business... I'll take a look =\ : derelict515
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  That isn't possible, as far as I know. However, why would you want to do that? : sgtsanity
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    Ok, well, I'm reading from stdin taking in commands one at a time. The commands are coded as such: c = cr... : derelict515
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      You could create the object and store it in a Map using the user's given name as the key. : Arcanum
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        hmm, this sounds like it would work. However, does it mean I'll have to say while(current = read from std... : derelict515
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          What are you doing, implementing a frickin relational database by hand? What you're describing would w... : Arcanum
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            actually, yes I am. Homework sucks. I guess I don't understand while(read from stdin) well enough to d... : derelict515
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              You'd need a temporary variable for each possible time the loop can be executed for a particular command.... : Arcanum
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                yeah, there was no termination field specified, which seems retarded. Particularly for cases where there'... : derelict515
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                  you can't compare strings in java with ==, it compares references. use .equals(). : electroly
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                    sweet jesus, how do I keep making that mistake? ugh goddamn PRL : derelict515
                    • yeah, easy mistake to make, since using == is intuitively what you'd want to use :) : electroly
                • Try while ( !(current = input.readLine()).equals("end") ) I thought Java has a built-in overload of !... : Arcanum
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              By the way, the Map thing is just the simplest way I can think of doing this at the moment. I'm sure the... : Arcanum
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                3rd semester cs, graded on efficiency yes, but right now I'm just looking to get anything that works, eff... : derelict515
                • Ok, I don't think they'll care about you using a HashMap. There's a Java SQL database that does goofy th... : Arcanum
        • It's been too long since I did Java to be of much help, but you might want to consider treating your prob... : Alf Alpha
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  You're going about this completely the wrong way. The names that variables have in your code should not b... : darweidu
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    right, this seems like what I'll have to do. Ugh. I was hoping this input section would be simpler. : derelict515
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      honestly, this isn't that hard. you might be in for a rough time when you actually get to the rest of th... : electroly
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        this is the hard part I guess. I suck at IO since we've never done it in class. I have all the function c... : derelict515
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          if it makes you feel better, in the "real world" you don't really ever deal with command line i/o. :) : electroly
          • clearly, because java I/O was designed by a retarded monkey with only 1 hand that was missing 3 fingers. : derelict515
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  hmm, what constitues null in stdin? If I type nothing and press enter it doesn't seem to work... : derelict515
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    NULL is the 0x00 byte. I don't think you can type it (might be a funny ctrl-something combination that do... : protozone
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      christ. Java fucking IO can suck my cock. I'll try that though... : derelict515
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        I can't think of any language where a 'null' can be generated from the command line. Your bitch is not ja... : zakk
        • fine then, my other bitches are very java specific though >_< working on this for another 5 hours is goin : derelict515
        • Although if that's some loop ending critera, maybe sending EOF or EOT would do it. Try either control-d o... : zakk

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  Well, I'm playing the Wipeout Pure OST rightnow. It starts off with Aphex Twin and there's a ton of other... : darkling
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    rightnow ->new tracks from Paul Hartnoll, one half of the now defunct Orbital. Just so folks have it,... : darkling
    • I'm digging it. Paul Hartnoll is sex. He's looking to do film scores right now. Someone fucking hi... : midgetherder
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  tuning in to expand my musical horizons. : edgewise
  • didn't we just hear this song? i'm only partially kidding :p : edgewise
• I'm done playing techno stuff. It'll be less tech-y now for about an hour and still hosted by me. Sorry b... : darkling
• bumpz0r : Zero|DPX
• well, goodnight! tune in tomorrow at 4pm i'm gonna play dub and talk with lots of reverb and do bonghits.... : darkling
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  yeah well i'm on now... so if you like 80's style stuff mixed in with rock and dance and everything out t... : Break
  • Techno Freaks come out and play live set of Dave Clarke is currently playing : Break

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• I've been wanting the Rib Cage Hoodie that Donnie Darko has for so long. :( : tomservo
• www.buycostumes.com ? : cerealSAM2
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  you just want everyone to see your wang through your tights : red2lucas
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    It's the only way. But seriously I guess they don't make them anymore. I need a good costume for getting ... : Hello Kitty
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      Make your own. Spandex/Lycra body suit + fabric paint. : Bold
      • glow in the dark fabric paint! : TheTick
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  the shower costume is so much cooler. : kramweil
  • ^^^ : kbnerd

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• Arrr, that be booty ye have thar. : nomaad
• They are very nice laptops :-( I got to use a 620 for a few months earlier this year, had to give it back... : jcupitt
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  Smells like it fell off the back of a truck : rosewood
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    Detective columbo strikes again ! : imperator
    • Oh, I'm just another cop. My name is Columbo. I'm a lieutenant. : rosewood

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  Battlezone and/or Battlezone 2, Heretic II. Both underrated. : Vic Viper
  • I think I have Battlezone 2 laying around here someplace, actually. : jackrabbit
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  She was hot - and based off someone in real life. : abrasion
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    Kathy Tong, and yes. VERY hot. http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kathy+tong : jackrabbit
    • ?? http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.timothygibbs.net/FSpears135/tgstudio.jpg&imgrefurl=h... : Degenerate
    • So. Purdy. : tomservo
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  We got two alive, down here! : notd665
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    omg is that the alternate ending? im going to have to finish it just to hear them say that. she never sho : paganritual
    • :) Yeah. It's only in comic form, not in-game, but yes. : jackrabbit
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      Or, you can just open up those particular graphic novel textures and the corresponding audio files and sa... : notd665
      • sounds like an idea. reminds me of the time i haxx0red my copy of strip poker on the commodore 64 and ren... : paganritual
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  seriously, I LOVE that game. One day I'll save Mike the Cowboy. : Degenerate
  • I'm gonna check out the Xbox version - see if it's any good. : abrasion
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    I know, he's so rad. I've spent hours trying to keep him very much alive. : tomservo
    • he keeps running too far ahead of me :( : Degenerate
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    and one of these days i wont accidentally gun him down. : paganritual
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      once through I purposely took him down just so I wouldn't have to babysit him : RikiTiki2
      • he actually killed me the very first time i played it. he caught a stray bullet from my spray and pray ef... : paganritual
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  i agree, i actually preferred the non-special ending. special is kinda cheesy : RikiTiki2
  • After all that Max has been through - he so deserves the nice ending. : abrasion
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  Oh yeah, after the credits it says "May Payne will return..." So Remedy, MAKE WITH THE MAX PAYNE 3 AL... : jackrabbit
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    Max Payne 3 is...quit the subject. Remedy has said that no work is currently being done for it, and th... : notd665
    • MP IP rights lie: In the hands of 1940 dime novelists. Where it rightfully belongs. : TotalFusionOne
  • if i heard correctly they sold off max payne : runnerct
• Mona Sax will always have a place in my heart. That game is truly a masterpiece. : valiance

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• * 4 0 Y E A R O L D V I R G I N ' D * : derelict515
• I _so_ want a predator action figure >:( specially that one, it looks fuckign awesome : abrasion
• JESUS : tomservo
• holy shit...that guy must have a whole house just for all that. there's a giant r2d2 pepsi container in ... : davislovestacobell
• wow : romulan
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  Thats a lot of shit to throw out when he dies. : pigvomit
  • hahahaha, I love the shack : monohydrate
  • ahahahahahaha gold : paganritual
• I thought it was cool until I saw the VHS tapes. Eww. : eskimo spy
• It's like chick repellant. : gnoleb
• I cant really put it into words... But, did this guy win a lifetime shopping spree at Toys-R-Us or som... : Saman
• if you want to collect something, collect $5 bills. : pupismyname
• Now we should make him eat it. : pipboy
• Not only is that just terribly sad and unbelievable, posting all those pictures in that one thread is lik... : horseiesrfun
• 'Sup Optimus Prime. Oh...wait, my mistake. : Hello Kitty
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  Serious question, where can I buy this? http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Punkg42/Picture17.jpg I _... : abrasion
  • The dart board? : RatBastard
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  So that's what his inheritence went to when his parents died : ctlaltl33t
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    No, that's going to his mail-a-bride. : abrasion
    • That would require too much maintenance. My bet is on a Real Doll. : systatic
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  lol @ VHS. his little star wars pile didn't have a millenium falcon though, WHAT A LOSER. DUDE HAD EWOK V... : mallrice
  • LOL DENIED The VHS gives him old school cred. Unlike the Matrix and AVP collections *BARF*. : deadbydawn
• I couldn't finish looking through it all. Started feeling queasy (although that's not unusual anyway ;)) ... : ChowYunCat
• i wonder how much he would get for all that shit in like 10 years.... : Break
• Fuck. I have one action figure in my room and I was thinking that might be a chick repellent. I guess : nomaad
• Thats insane.....wow....I guess....that leaves me speechless. : Normality
• POGZ!!! haha awesome : mastarp
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  And he's proud of his obsessive/compulsive addiction! How many copies of the same things does he have? ... : RatBastard
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    The dood has got to be rolling in the dough, all of that stuff can't come cheap. (or he just doesn't spe... : blank
    • $20,000, according to a later post. I'm surprised it's so little--I'd have thought it would be six figure... : Bold
• This guy's got money coming out of his ass :( : red2lucas
• I can't decide whether its sad or awesome so I'll just say..... sawsome : rasputinreborn

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  Yes. That is the only possible and aspired application for the controller. Nintendo is doomed, yadda yadd... : systatic
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    oh wait - i'm a nintendo fanboy, sorry. that did come out a bit harsh. : flibble2k
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      it's not you. fanboys lose all sense of humor when you make a joke about their precious. : pupismyname
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        too much coffee for me. i hope there is some responsive force feedback in the wand as well as "rumble"... : flibble2k
        • I'm waiting for the colon massager attachment. : systatic
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          We discussed this the other night, "force feedback" in the wand is not happening to my knowledge rumbl... : abrasion
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            probably a battery life issue? : flibble2k
            • makes sense to me! : rasputinreborn
            • Actually no - I don't think it's been confirmed that Nintendo actually HAS technology to "fight" the dire... : abrasion
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              Probably a technology, weight, AND battery issue. Think for a moment of the logistics of implementing for... : systatic
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                force fields? anti-gravity? maglift? sounds easy to me. : flibble2k
                • LSD. Problem solved. : systatic
                • Gyroscopic inertia? Probably not practical but it would be cool. : xenoeye

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• oops that's vol 3. : nocarbs
• DJ Tiesto is the best. : Sparhawk6
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  That's like me and Underworld's stuff : ctlaltl33t
  • Rez \m/ : rasputinreborn

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• never mind, it was a stupid question. sigh. : paganritual
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  windows application compatibility toolkit? you can get it from microsoft.com : sanchez
  • nah, you just right click the icon and go to compatbility options and select to run in 256 color mode doh... : paganritual

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  hepatitus? : Degenerate
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    looked it up this time. hepatitis : Degenerate
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      tit shots... nice. : sharkII
      • hempatits....'cause they be SMOKIN'!!! : drucifer
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  story please? : kill9
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    shes in a masters program for a healthcare profession so she has to get hepititus vaccination which is a ... : Degenerate
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      are you dating this girl or something : kill9
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        yeah, whenever rauol duke isnt in town I get to sleep with her. : Degenerate
        • I hope she doesn't read this. More importantly I hope Rauol Duke doesn't. Ah crap. Too late. : jackrabbit
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      Those food stamp debit cards are AWESOME. : tomservo
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        * G H E T T O ' D * : Degenerate
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          Hey at one point I was eating 1 cube of Ramen a day for about 3 months, so that little card was like a lo... : tomservo
          • Hmmm, maybe about 2 months actually. : tomservo
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            I'm actually pretty jealous. You can get a lot of the essential foods for $150. : Degenerate
            • Or 3-4 lattes at starbucks. : bostrov
            • They gave me 90 bucks a month for a few months and I ate like a KING. : tomservo
• but how are YOU doing? : Deathlove
• I thought this was an Oregon Trail misreply at first, and read hepatitus as dysentery. : graincloud
• hepatitis : boomstickah
• Is she fucking the free cheese or something? : Rauol Duke
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  Why 2 shots? I thought one was enough. : Lightzout
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    now, its a series of three shots. : Degenerate
    • does that mean my 2 shot series is now null? i did the 1st shot followed by the 2nd shot within the next ... : reverend~heresy
• Dude, enough with the A2M perversity! : RatBastard
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  oregon is awesome. : mindmann
  • some ful : reverend~heresy
• Has she developed her outer layer of moss yet? : filtersweep
• Yes, but do Oregon women shave their pits? : sullisnack
• Oregon is bad! Stop it if you can! Here it comes, here it comes! Now it's after you! Flee to someplace ne... : TotalFusionOne

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  Eat a spoon of dry sugar. : dognose
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    Hell, eat a couple! Go for broke. : crummynz
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      If one is good, two is better! : Dante
      • Many a pair of breasts will agree with you : shyguy74
• BOO!!! : paganritual
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  Here is the sure fire cure. Take the deepest breath you can. Now breath in a little more without exha... : cornchak
  • or take a deep breath and hold it for the count of 10, and then swallow it down. basically anything th... : kramweil
• :insert obligitory ram cock down throat suggestion here: : TotalFusionOne
• hold breath...count to 1,000,000 : drucifer

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  Tron 2.0 is my favorite game on that list by far. :( : TrptJim
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    it's not bad. it's just something that i didn't find compelling enough to play every night. : kramweil
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      Have you finished it? I found that game seriously awesome. : Zero|DPX
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        i guess i'll give it another go over the weekend, considering the feedback here. : kramweil
        • oh man hope you don't miss out one of the best things that happened to the FPS scene. : xphil
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  Doom3 demo for mac just released. Interesting to see how it runs. http://www.macgamefiles.com/detail.p... : bolus
  • well, the entire game runs alright on my ibook G4 800mHz with 640mb RAM. not the best graphics but it kee... : kramweil

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  oh shi it's going to be 1AM here, i'll probably miss it :( : fsck
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    Welcome to my world all but 3 races are either at 6am or 1am. : broly1718
    • i can watch the rerun but it's just not the same : fsck
• Get yourself Windows MCE then you won't give a crap what time anything is on : red2lucas

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• Definately. : TrptJim

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• counter-strike : pyide
• personal attack! de-mod this old man. : mista mista
• I'd give you another pump shotty to the face, haiku, but I don't have any HL2 material installed. =/ : Jumperus
• I'm going to play 1 map, because tomorrow might be the busiest day of my life. But that comes secondary ... : forgottenzero
• i'll jump on for 1 map to shoot you : mista mista
• :( : nyranger66
• I got some heavy studying. But that can wait until your autocannon'ing ass is on the floor. : pwnage1232
• D: : TrptJim
• Fuck. Got two crashes and a hard lock. :( Maybe it's my videocard. HUARGH! : Rice-Rocketeer
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  i think i like the shotgun now, i did better w./ it then anythign else also i need to figure out how t... : sexninja!!!!
  • The shotgun in source is actually pretty damn good. It's a little unreliable, but even at range you can ... : Boxelder
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  gee gee : Luminair
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    Next time I call a game of CS, I will stop and do a double take and call a game of Dystopia instead. Next... : haiku
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      please ban anyone who makes a hax the gibson joke. : CrimsonHandHiro
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        hmm, it's not counter-strike so we can't make fun of peoples names and we can't call each other fags, so ... : haiku
        • Y34h, wh47 3v3r 5h4|| w3 d0... : CrimsonHandHiro
    • for sure, the Shackbattle server IP is 68.142.120.138:27016 , the domain is proabably dystopia.shackbattl... : Luminair
• Like I said, prsion rape without the snuggling. : Fred Garvin
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  i fucking rock at hate counter strike : pupismyname
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    me too, yet I long to play it every night :( It's the game you love to hate! : nyranger66
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      The random headshots are like a hug from your favourite dame. : Fred Garvin
      • my two favorite deaths of the night. 1. i spot a terrorist sneaking around into the ct sniper nest on... : pupismyname
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  Good fun. Wish I would've came sooner. :( : mittense
  • mittense more like haxse.cx : haiku
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  so much FUN! : not work safe
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    Counter-Strike is fun the same way shocking yourself with the igniters on an electric lighter is fun. Lik... : haiku
    • It's fun like a triple dog dare in the middle of winter near an outdoor flagpole. I wish the Shack ser... : mittense
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  Fuck. Sorry about my continuous leaving from cs_office, guys. For some weird reason, I crash on that map.... : Rice-Rocketeer
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    vc overheating? bad vc ram? : Foxhawk
    • Touching the card reveals that it is very cool. Could it be the RAM? I just got this fucking card. That w... : Rice-Rocketeer
• Good games. : brickmatt

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  dose? : Foxhawk
  • That means it's bed time. Goodnight everybody! You've been great! Tip your Moderator! : tomservo
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  i cant find a PC copy of this game on sale anywhere thats available to australia. the demo makes me want ... : paganritual
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    next week for US release, week after for australia it's either $29.99 us or $39.99 : sigpro
    • yeah ive found a couple of places selling it now (places i forgot to look at before), but its AUS$85, whi... : paganritual