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• He's such a dreamboat : tomservo
• Nice try, Chris! You can't earn respect by giving yourself false props! : TotalFusionOne
• For a damn hippie he's awesome. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Next QuakeCon I'm gonna jump on peoples computers and post "I HATE CHRIS REMO" everywhere. : crummynz
• chris remo gives children pile drivers while writing LNC : mr.sleepy
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  you should hear him play piano!! : hirez
  • more like you should hear the sound of pianos as chris remo smashes them upon the faces of his enemies : mr.sleepy
  • Remo is the father of every kid in this town : Serpico74
• i still say needs more Jack and/or Sander : alcueso
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  It's the first time in years that I've checked the frontpage semi-regularly to see cool new articles, it'... : Rasnowl
  • I know... Now the rss feed is actually worthwhile. : Iscariot47
  • ditto. it's weird knowing that there may actually be something interesting to read there (no offense sTev... : smoove
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  Chris Remo can levitate. : carnivore
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    No, that's Criss Angel. Or Remo Williams. : Kerath
    • no remo williams runs on water. : sigpro
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      http://remo.ytmnd.com/ : Nighthavvk
      • This post is pure AWESOME... but not as good as Remo. : Q-ball
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  Did I ever tell you about the time Remo took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a b... : Fred Garvin
  • lol... awesome. :) : SilverSnake
  • I loved those skits. :) : ThomW
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    Remo once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed ... : Serpico74
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      Whoa! I don't know what you guys are fucking talking about but I think it's cool. : tacocat
      • google Bill Brasky : biskits
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      While reading this, my stomach churns unhappily while yet my mouth begins to salivate. Odd. Very odd. : Holesinswiss
      • I sure could could go for some afterbirth. : tacocat
    • Remo did 3 tours in 'Nam. I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago where I had this eight foot ta... : digitalburro
  • haha this is my favorite one yet. : riptyde
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    Remo's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from "Terminator 2." : Halen
    • Remo wears a live rattlesnake as a condom : digitalburro
    • damn i can't find the popeye animation i saw of this a few weeks back : abrasion
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    TO CHRIS REMO!!! : snackula
    • Here's to brother Remo, brother Remo, brother Remo, Here's to brother Remo, who's with us tonight. He's : riptyde
  • We once had a bachelor party for Remo. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripp... : Serpico74
• He makes great Drum Heads too! : Bantis
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  Chris Remo made a next-gen console on a single chip, but decided to make it flavored like sour cream & on... : sgtsanity
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    Chris Remo is a world-famous neurosurgeon, and his signature move is adding meatballs and gravy to his pa... : EvilDolemite
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      I once saw Chris Remo scissor kick Angela Landsbury : digitalburro
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        Chris Remo is Matlock's father and Jesus's brother. : EvilDolemite
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          Remo's bastard children form 63% of the Fortune 500's executives. Chris Remo is the other 27%. : sgtsanity
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            Chris Remo's poop is used as currency in Argentina : digitalburro
            • Chris Remo scores an amazing 89% at RottenTomatoes and is ranked with the Top500 on IMDB. : askedrelic
          • ahaha, this one is gold. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Chris Remo once chewed off his own foot after being snared in a bear trap. : edgewise
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        Chris Remo used that very same foot to bludgeon a Yeti in the snows of Siberia. : EvilDolemite
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          Chris Remo then ate the Yeti in one sitting with only snow to wash it down with. : Entity
          • Chris Remo then hopped back down the face of Everest, killed Tenzing Norgay on the way down and rode a ya... : edgewise
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  Chris Remo is so good, when he has sex with hookers, they pay him. : Normality
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    Chris Remo's cock is so powerful it generates its own gravitational field. : EvilDolemite
    • "That no moon, that's Chris Remo's cock!" : askedrelic
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  To the Remo-mobile!! : thekidd
  • it's Remobile you moran!!! : edgewise
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  Holy shit : Chris Remo
  • Haha, I thought this was a faked post at first. :( : sgtsanity
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    this just in: Chris Remo has his shit blessed by the pope. : edgewise
    • Chris Remo is the pope. : electroly
  • Christopher Walken Remo, will you marry me? : askedrelic
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  Wasn't there a thread like this for Alec Mathias at one time too? : lee majors
  • yeah, i'd like to know what happened. : Silent1
  • shackhype is fickle : sting7777
  • I liked Alec, but Remo has real talent as a journalist : Bantis
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    don't worry, it won't be long before we're all calling for his ouster. : edgewise
    • Bill Brasky = Chris Remo : Bantis
    • As long as he isn't a dick on the shackservers he can stay. : TheTick
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    Alec Martias never existed. : askedrelic
    • http://www.stryker.tk/forum/animated/neuralizer.gif : James T. Kirk
    • 1984 : yAak
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    bara-gone :( : GloriousCow
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      Alec was such a dick playing CS or whatever. God he was infantile. I should have seen his departure comin... : Ratsofatsorat
      • Indeed to the CS thing. He was cool on here though. He really made the server miserable when he was aroun... : TheTick
      • Yeah I remember playing with him on the servers too. He wasn't the nicest guy around :-( : Rasnowl
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9326973 : thekidd
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      You really need to visit every link in your bookmark tome and post "thekidd was here" : Rasnowl
      • I do that a LOT actually. I have my own little footprint I put in places. But I can't put them in tho... : thekidd
• Chris Remo sunk the Titanic because he needed more ice for his whiskey. He survived by hitting the icebe... : CrazyPants
• I'm a huge loonyboi fan and I've read his stuff since he was at that other place but his shack articles w... : Haku-Jin
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  Remo Extremo? http://www.idlethumbs.net/display.php?id=170 : Rasnowl
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    holy shit is that him i think i just came in my pants oh god : sammyl
    • yes. and this picture still makes me giggling. look, chris is so extreeeeme... even duke couldn't stop hi... : lonestar3
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  Chris Remo is so famous down in Argentina that they use his feces as a form of currency. : tomservo
  • Chris Remo is so extreme that he causes glitches in the matrix http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=106501... : Nighthavvk
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10650137 : digitalburro
    • I tip my hat to you, digital small pack animal : tomservo
• you could have cocks dipped in shit on the front page and it'd be more interesting to read than it has be... : Luminair
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  Psst... I think remo is taking over the shack Oh and we need to make "Remo" a verb. I'll start it off, : Q-ball
  • Like that horse REMO'D that guy in the ass? : askedrelic
• Yeah, I dunno, its a pain, now I have to read more. =] : yAak
• ...front....page?? you lost me : esmokah
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  The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Remo, except for the apple tree planting and not raping me... : Serpico74
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    Chris Remo invented thumbwrestling, the Slinky, and Pez : esmokah
    • Remo date raped David Bowie : Serpico74
  • Sure, he's cute. Of course you can keep him. But heed these three warnings: Don't ever get him wet. Keep ... : MC Kingsley
• Chris R. Emo : MatthewPhillips
• I just wish he would stop SM-ing me so much Remography : anthonybean
• Chris Remo went down to Tijuana to wrestle 50 midgets and he won. They were so impressed they made him an... : Fred Garvin

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• Checking it out, thanks for the links. : iamgoat
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  dude this is pretty cool so far I might actually pay for something on the internet :o : gegtik
  • I'm the same way, I'm pretty stingy, but when something is too good to pass up, I end up going couch fish... : Matt Burris
  • hiphop has been SPOT on : gegtik
• this is pretty sweet but i sure could use some sort of timer on the songs. am i just missing it? : GenericRage
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  this might be the coolest thing i've ever seen. thanks for the link! : electroly
  • Very well done. I might subscribe. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
  • Within 20 minutes it has found me a number of sweet artists I had never heard of. I'm definitely subscri... : electroly
• This is really cool, gonna check it out some more when I get home. : Busta J
• First impressions suggest its doing a far better job than Last.fm. I think the problem with that is that ... : gingerninja
• Tagged for later listening. : yemeth
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  This might be the best thing ever, but I have eggos in the toaster, so it might not last. : losder5000
  • I have thrown money hats at it. : losder5000
• I just subscribed, awesome :-) : -TKF-
• well it's got me jammin' to aesop rock, so it's pretty on so far. : cpt_gloval
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  Interesting. How does this compare to launchast? : asylumn
  • After the first few songs, it has been pretty much completely spot-on for me. With each new song that po... : electroly
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    And you can just create other stations in other styles.. I have Prince, Kraftwerk and New Order now.. ... : -TKF-
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      ok it just fucked up for me lol, it spit out 'Make Love Like a Man' on my pixies station. HAHAHA. : losder5000
      • My Kraftwerk Station is low on artists.... Plays some nice tracks though :-) : -TKF-
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  Bump for cool factor. Been listening all morning at work and really digging it. : boolean
  • I give it a thumbs up so far. Been listening for a bit, playing with different stations. It's pretty da... : asylumn
• Man this thing is awesome... considering giving them money... : SatansFist
• Checked it out and thanks! This is really cool : celerity
• Holy crap, this is cool. I'm amazed at how accurate it is, I've already heard a few bands on it that I've... : kbanks
• Very cool! +Informative!! : kingdok
• I... oh my, this is fucking great. :) : node
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  THREAD HIJACK: Post a link to a great band you've discovered on this. Me? The Birthday Massacre. Words fa... : node
  • From my Snow Patrol station, I've discovered The Delays, and their really great single, Hey Girl. http... : Matt Burris
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    I haven't checked out any other songs, but my Kylie Minogue/Jem/Dido station brought me Annie - Anniemal ... : electroly
    • fucking alt post form. http://www.anniemusic.co.uk/ : electroly
    • My Björk, Patrick Wolf, Hooverphonic gave me Annie - My Best Friend :) : 1trudA
    • Awesome album. She needs more recognition. : nomaad
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  Not a wide enough selection for it to be worth it. Unless of course you listen to stuff that is mostly po... : ovrlrd
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    its fine unless you listen to shit thats made by 5 year olds in your grandmas basement : mastarp
    • Yeah that's totally true, every indie artist who isn't on a major label of some sort is making music in t... : ovrlrd
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    Please post examples. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
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      Umm just put in some random artist that is on cdbaby.com I am sure you will see tons of examples where it... : ovrlrd
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        Even if it can't find the artist, it does a great job of finding artists that you'll like. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
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          Somewhat, it loses it's accuriacy though when you do obscure artists. That is kind of disappointing to me... : ovrlrd
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            I just went to cdbaby.com, and while I operate by the "if it sounds good, it is good" motto, much of this... : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
            • No, there is no doubt a ton of really bad artists out there. I assure you there is some really great arti... : ovrlrd
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      They don't have Celldweller, the greatest band in the universe. : Zero|DPX
      • Or, apparently, anything by Richard Andersson. Or the Naoto Shibata Project. Die. : Zero|DPX
      • I did the same search. wont get MY $36 cause of this :( : epit
      • You mispelled Tool. :( : cameljoe
• This is amazing. : Thud
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  so far this is pretty cool. Very fast, nice selection, $36 is cheap for a whole year. Only thing that has... : Silent1
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    I believe it is. if you've noticed, it's a VERY restricted playback model. you aren't allowed to go back ... : warpdude
    • yeah and you can't skip to many songs after a certain period of time. You're stuck listening to some shit... : Silent1
    • but do they have a history of tracks played? : proclone1
• It cant find Front Line Assembly. What kind of crap is this. : deeveee
• If this is the future, count me the fuck in. : kingdepork
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  Holy shit, the second song it played was one of the two Coldplay songs I enjoy. Fucking bullseye. : sgtsanity
  • AND IT JUST SUGGESTED JOURNEY WTF : sgtsanity
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  so yeah i had about 5 hours of nice hep jamacian ska stylings and then it tried to get me to listen to th... : cpt_gloval
  • and now it's playing some lame cover of mr. tambourine man. : cpt_gloval
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  So, I entered "Belle and Sebastian" and it suggested a bunch of bad alt-country. I removed that, tried "L... : darkling
  • i'm with you. the site looks good for casual listeners and most people, but for music geeks the site offe... : pixxelpimp
  • Incidentally, Belle and Sebastian got me a whole bunch of retarded results, too. I was really disappoint... : electroly
  • yeah i entered: korn, mudvayne, slipknot and like the 3rd song in is fozzy. : Silent1
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    I agree, this site blows. User A likes a band with loud guiltars User A must like every band with lo... : wtf242
    • Damnit, you just described me. fuck you user B, and your hatred of my happiness. : losder5000
• I put in Shpongle, and after a few false starts and me telling it to knock it off with the shitty party c... : Helter Skelter
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  The problem with this is that it doesn't really have anything to do with the quality of music you like, j : Chris Remo
  • Remo, you are wise in your words, and speak as if you have lived a thousand lives spanning the ages, wit... : Mr.Fusion
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    I love all sorts of music, but I rarely want to listen to it all in one session. I don't think quality is... : Balboa
    • Ya, its good for matching moods though. : lowayne
  • you do know that you can add more than artist to your station, yeah? : Fredrik S
  • Try adding a diverse group of stuff you like to a single station. It seems like this system is designed t... : Fourmyle
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  I don't like how you can only skip so many songs per hour. If I pay for the thing, I should be able to s... : Kiriakos
  • Heres a way around it: 1) Click a different station 2) Click back, and it will skip the song that was... : ovrlrd
  • I pay for launchcast and they don't do this :-P : carazy
• I likey. Thanks. : Atma Weapon
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  it looks neat, but hasnt launch.com done this already for a long time? : cap n KRUNCH
  • never mind, I get it...this is pretty damn cool : cap n KRUNCH
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  Now I can finally find bands that sound like Leftover Crack. Rock the 40oz bitches : Noah Fecks
  • kinda neat thing. Not sure if I'd pay for this service since the music finding algorythm (get it? Haha.. ... : Fredrik S
• how is this different from Launch.yahoo.com? I listen to that everyday at work... and over time, I've ... : Nullzero
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  very cool, i'm amazed at how accurate it is : neo69
  • It stopped being accurate at all on me after a while. Was cool while it lasted, though. : Helter Skelter
• Works awesome for longe music I must say! Thanks for the link! : bigimp
• *pops in Longest Time, Billy Joel* mmm, yes, that hits the genre right somewhat. ^_^ Color me impresse... : Draco
• more fun to be had at http://last.fm (when it works) : corb3z

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  BREAKING NEWS CNN.com Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans, on east side of city, under 5 to 6 feet of wate... : psxtim
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    9:45 a.m.: Homeowner Says Water Rising Chris Robinson says the water is rising in his New Orleans-area h... : jrock
    • from same link: Hurricane Katrina has now been downgraded to a Category 3 storm, with top winds of 125 mp... : jackrabbit
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    So in the event that the city becomes under water... how the hell will you recover from that? Will they... : Faluzure
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      Amy Goodman informed us this morning that it could be horrificially bad for N'awlins. Worst-case scenari... : hatelull
      • I'm sorry. That just got silly at the end. : hatelull
      • But then the Rock will fail, and Kurt Russell will be sent in on a glider with wireframe computer animati... : sgtsanity
      • I liked it. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        a large part of the city is industrial, refineries with big above-ground chemical tanks. The worry is tha... : jackrabbit
        • i'll go if they won't. I've always wanted super powers. : mindmann
        • Yeah, that's what Ms. Goodman was implying. That would be rather frightening actually, to have an entire : hatelull
    • I'd think you wouldn't want to bother with recovery. It is more costly to rebuild things, and there may ... : fluffy64
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    Isnt this a domino effect, if part of the city starts to flood the whole thing could falter? : mojoald
    • no, it's really only if lake poncha(whatever I have no idea how to spell it) floods. It's not even the... : dysfunctional
• keep all hurricane/N.O. posts here please. : drucifer
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  Man. Then I found this in regards to the insurance stuff: ( http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/provider/p... : Faluzure
  • yeah flood insurance is *very* expensive. The government sells it, so there's no competition. : wtf242
• NOLA has issued a flooding alert for the French Market along the Mississippi in the French Quarter. : jackrabbit
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  hurricane kinda just fizzled out its a CAT3 now : jokemon
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    ummmmm...I wouldn't call a Cat 3 hurricane a fizzle. : dysfunctional
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      ya but going from 5 to 3 is A FIZZLE : jokemon
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        fo shizzle : Degenerate
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          spinin' on a dizzle? : dysfunctional
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            Cuz it's fo rizzle. : Faluzure
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              drop it like it's hot...what? where am i? : dysfunctional
              • don't cry, dry your eye. why is your mother with those two little guys? : ngsmack
      • and a reduction in bandwidth. Next thing it'll be running on a single pair. : Fyunch Click
  • Dammit, use the spoiler tag people... : five_percent
  • That was expected as soon as it reached land. : rorshack
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  damn, Gulfport, Mississippi is under 10 feet of water. Poor casinos :( : Degenerate
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    they got casinos their too ? :( : PapaBoo
    • I think thats all thats in Gulfport. : Degenerate
    • Yeah but they are only on riverboats. Riverboats the size of hotels. But they do actually float. : phlavor
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    Keesler AFB is in Biloxi mississippi, I can imagine those kids are happy to be out of training for a whil... : dysfunctional
    • I seriously doubt it, I'd imagine they were filling sandbags in preparation and are now hiding in their d... : 69shots
    • that's where pup went to tech school : PapaBoo
  • my roommate's sister who lives in gulfport was in town on vacation last week. scheduled to leave yesterda... : cpt_gloval
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  Do all the banks become sunken treasure now? : stgdz
  • Arrrrghh, fer sure! : Hiro
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  A levee breach has been reported on the Industrial Canal. Also, the thread I was following on Fark is dow... : jackrabbit
  • thats not good since apparently three of their pumps failed. Thats gonna be somebodys ass right there. : Degenerate
  • That doesnt sound good. That doesnt sound good at all. : mojoald
  • When the levee breaks, I'll have no place to post... : Fyunch Click
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  Reliable video stream: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8004316 click "live video" : celerity
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    except it requires IE... so no : Postal
    • msnbc.msn.com... and you expected WHAT, exactly? : biskits
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      God forbid you have to use IE to stay informed of a tragedy. : jackrabbit
      • You seem angry. : radiopayola
    • Does it? I'm sure if you faked the agent ID and extracted the URL of the video feed you could watch it in... : celerity
  • Just post the direct link for the stream, thx. : SlamDunk
  • I dig how they shut it down for commercial breaks. Good feed. : jrock
  • LAWL:Stream just showed a shopping cart hauling ass across an empty parking lot about 3 inches deep in wa... : jrock
• If any hydras appear let Kratos know. : EvilDolemite
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  lol: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050829/ids_photos_wl/r3988609667.jpg/print : celerity
  • wut the hell? : drucifer
  • Hes obviously trying to push Katrina back with his mighty wind. : glio1337
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    Is the guy just putting his pants back on? : rorshack
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      Looks like it: Mike Keller, a resident of Biloxi, Mississippi, stands in the rain while mooning Hurricane : celerity
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        Oh yeah. Sorry. My english knowledge has failed me - I didn't know what mooning meant. Living and lear... : rorshack
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          Hehe what do they call mooning in Brazil? Or do you prefer the traditional "fruit basket" ;) : celerity
          • Footballers call it GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!! : drucifer
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            Mooning here isn't as popular as an icon as it appears to be on USA. The act itself is more of a random a... : rorshack
            • Bunda-lelê? roofles. Next time I moon someone I'm totally gonna shout that :P : celerity
  • I can explain this picture. A lot of people drink heavily when hurricanes are aproaching. It's a traditio... : phlavor
  • that guy is just asking for a well aimed fence post... : Jayx77
  • ^^ this is why i love the good ol' u s of a : cpt_gloval
  • hurricanes look fun! all we get is boring earthquakes that are over in seconds and don't have any suspens... : tigeN
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  Best shot of superdome damage yet: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050829/480/ladm11408291538/print : celerity
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    Is the roof made of concreate? WTF kind of dome is that. : mojoald
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      a SUPERdome : Degenerate
      • That's no moon regular dome... : jrock
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      it's a steel structure covered with thin metal plates and then covered in a membrane... you can't have a ... : CRaY SV1
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        So, essentially, it's a time-machine? COOL! : sgtsanity
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          No because it lacks the critical piece of technology for this to function. THE FLUX CAPACITOR!!!! : Q-ball
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            You forgot the super-complex plot that ties everything together. : sgtsanity
            • You know what this means!!??!??! IT MEANS THIS DAMN THING DOESN'T WORK!!!! : Q-ball
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  did MSNBC just say the roof of the Superdome has 60 different holes, or 16? Sound quality is pretty crapp... : jackrabbit
  • Yes, yes they did! : celerity
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  The local news in Baton Rouge is reporting many cases of people taking refuge in their attics or roofs ca... : swoopx
  • can you run over to Rauols house and get us a status report? : Degenerate
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  I really will miss Beniet's and Coffee in Jackson Square. I love the French Quarter, It really is sad tha... : Stoned Gargoyle
  • The best gumbo and shrimp po-boys anywhere were to be found in the quarter. :(. : hatelull
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  two oaks tipped over in Jackson Square and broke off Jesus' fingers. I can't remember Jesus being in ... : jackrabbit
  • To some, Andrew Jackson = Jesus. : Stoned Gargoyle
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  I hear there's already a petition underway to ban Led Zeppelin - When the Levee Breaks from radio airplay : jrock
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    Haha, I played that last night on my skipping Hurricane broadcast. : sgtsanity
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      On a serious note, Mobile, AL is getting dunked. Underwater a block at a time from the storm surge. : jrock
      • I just saw the footage. It looks really really horrible. Houses underwater. : jackrabbit
    • Kind of like when Anthrax considered changing their name in 2001? : br3akn3ck1
  • lol, I fired up the mp3 before seeing this post : NukeDukem
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  LOL @ guy on CNN.com frontpage. : sgtsanity
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    That's Larry King. He's older than God. : phlavor
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      Larry King isn't black... : sgtsanity
      • Top of the page, I see Larry King's demonic smile. He has to take a new twenty year old wife every ten ye... : phlavor
    • He invented hurricanes. : EvilDolemite
    • The Motley Crue! : skinlab133
  • search the bag for teevees!! : jrock
• I was just watching CNN and they'd have some on-site coverage with cameramen and reporters totally fucked... : rorshack
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  LOL Looters are running around with grocery carts full of booze and TVs, NO getting itz priorities yo! : Lunatic Angelic
  • That's messed up if it is true. : unlurker
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    You cant prove anything! : Degenerate
    • Silent Wolf allready confessed : stgdz
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    Shoot them in the streets. That'll stop them. : *metal*
    • The flood will wash them away. Now is the time. : rorshack
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  where are the muthafuckin satellite images of the carnage? : biskits
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    Made from the magic cameras that look through clouds? : sharkII
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      We call those satellites, sharkii. : jrock
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        I want this so called "satelitte" that produces images based on the visible light spectrum that sees thro : sharkII
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          I want this so called "satelitte" that produces images based The newest Keyhole satellite can actually : jrock
          • oic. I'm having one of those days where my brain doesn't work. I was really worried I was saying so... : sharkII
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  SHITBALLS: U.S. crude oil futures surged more than $4 in opening trade on Monday, hitting a new record h : Kaiser
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    I filled up the tank at lunchtime while it's still $2.89. :) : jrock
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      I figure im fucked if I do, fucked if I don't. I hate gasoline :( : rosewood
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        how do you feel about Clarett being cut? : sigpro
        • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's awesome. : sgtsanity
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  They guy on the Weather Channel (Jim Cantore) is trying to say they had a 37 foot storm surge in Gulfport... : NukeDukem
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    37 feet seems a tad much. Maybe that was the wave height + storm surge. : sgtsanity
    • Well, thats what he said, and he is a knowledgeable guy about the stuff. He could just be high on a gas ... : NukeDukem
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  http://uhohwereintrouble.ytmnd.com/ : skitzo
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    hehe. I prefer: http://zangla.ytmnd.com/ : celerity
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      hahahahahaha that is so awesome : mr.sleepy
      • i laughed hard also : crummynz
    • haha.. \m/ : Shadowdane
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      http://ollieonkatrina.ytmnd.com/ : Nighthavvk
      • YTMND FTW!!!!1111 That site fucking rules. : celerity
      • ahhh its gonna rain : askedrelic
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  OMG Katrina is Category 5! No wait, 4, uhh 3, no no 2, meh it's 1... : tunis5000
  • It's actually pretty powerful and doing a lot of property damage. It's no joke really. : EvilDolemite
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    very lucky to have this hurricane dwindle so fast : reverend~heresy
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      Most hurricanes fizzle out very quickly after hitting land. Water is their fuel source, so that gets cut... : riptyde
      • unless it's Florida, then it regroups and comes back through. : drucifer
• Sweet satellite picture of the storm making landfall http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html : edifus
• So has anyone seen any stats on the storm surge and if they expect it to come back down the river with a ... : mojoald
• Guess its time to call in the national gaund : mallrice
• any photos of the storm's wake hit the net yet? : cpt_gloval
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  Hi-res shot of Katrina http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6485/katrina1615z0508291kg124kz.jpg : essdub
  • That image makes me feel insignificant. :[ : dewdman

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• yes : phlavor
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  This is Nintendos last "gen". After this their a software and portable company. : Iscariot47
  • You say that like I say "the sun is going to come up tomorrow" : rosewood
  • Wow, you could not be more wrong : Bantis
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    And let me just say this. Nintendo makes a profit on the Gamecube. It doesn't matter if they don't outsel... : Bantis
    • ^^ Please can this subthread end with this post. This man is right on the money. : SpiderMonkey
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      Yea yea yea... You can make personal attacks if you want, but the difference between the Gamecube and th... : Iscariot47
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        Let's have the discussion about third party support after the console has been properly unveiled (which P : SpiderMonkey
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          We'll see... Your guess is no better than mine. Sorry for stating it "factually" (it's obviously an opi... : Iscariot47
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            more like when you make an assumption with little evidence to support it and state it as a fact it makes ... : Yabrodan
            • Umm, I did state my reasoning... read the other posts. : Iscariot47
          • But it's like he said. Time and time again Nintendo has said "We are a hardware company", "That isn't cha... : Bantis
      • Of course there hasn't been any 3rd party titles listed yet. There aren't any real Nintendo titles yet ei... : Bantis
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        There's no need for third-party software as long as Nintendo make Smash Bros. Revolution with online mult... : ShekkyBoy
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          this is so true. god I hope and pray : Bantis
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            It has been announced as a launch title. : Chris Remo
            • Yea, I just can't wait to have it in my hands and it be real. It's still the one Gamecube game that I pla... : Bantis
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            No offense, but could you be any more of a fanboi? I love Nintendo. I've owned every home system since : Iscariot47
            • See, you're actually getting this fanboy thing wrong. A fanboy is someone who blindly supports something ... : Bantis
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              Wait who has billions of dollars in the bank? Them or you? Yeah I know who I would trust to run their com... : TheTick
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                Are they? http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3142419 : Iscariot47
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                  Please read the articles you post.. Still, the company's performing far better than its competition. Son... : Bantis
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                    Yes, I read the article. Their "great" performance is on the decline. : Iscariot47
                    • Yet even by your own link they stand to stay in the black for a while. Their competition is actually losi... : TheTick
                    • Yet forcasted to hold steady now, as in "MAKING PROFIT". Of course it's on a decline. They have two produ... : Bantis
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                  HAHAHAHA did you even read your own link? Still, the company's performing far better than its competit... : TheTick
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                    You live in KC? Where at? : TheTick
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                      Downtown, FreightHouse lofts (north of union station, west of lidia's little italy). Broadway and Southw... : Iscariot47
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                        right on. I actually live in olathe. We still need to have a KC shackmeet sometime and tear this town up.... : TheTick
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                          Agreed, I've got a list of 6 or 7 shackers in this area. : Iscariot47
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                            Well throw me on there. We should get this ball rolling. I've never met a shacker and I think it would be... : TheTick
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                              I hate you people who live in shack-infested towns.... All I've got up here is soltice and a threeup. : Judicus
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                                Heh. I've lived here for 8 or 9 years too. Never met a single shacker I didn't introduce to the shack in ... : TheTick
                                • I don't like this subthread because no one is telling Iscariot how stupid he is. : cornchak
                  • Yea, that struck me as funny too : Bantis
                  • Everybody's working too much overtime for their PS3000's. I mean it's not much of a surprise. With back... : classicfork
                • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10484922 This has been covered before. : Judicus
              • Also: look at the numbers in japan. their marketshare there is decent. They wouldn't kill that just to do... : TheTick
        • or any one of theose type games online. mario party, mario tennis, even pokemon will sell the system : creep
  • where do you think the technology and software from the portables comes from? : mrtony
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  oh god not this thread again : Nighthavvk
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    but this is a gaming news site!!!!!! : VegasX
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      Yes, heaven forbid that we rehash console news like we beat the shit out of the same political topics day... : Ajax
      • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10402654 ;) : VegasX
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  I think it's to early to tell what will happen the generation after the upcoming one. Everything is possi... : James T. Kirk
  • Well, judging from the Phantom's lineup, I can pretty much promise you that isn't happening :) : Bantis
• why you hate america? : mrtony
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  I'm still waiting for Sonic Vs Mario on PS4 : Gaurav Sharma
  • You mean Sonic vs Mario vs Alex Kidd wonder boy right? : abrasion
• You are the only one. : abrasion
• here's hoping... : Fredrik S

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  hahahahh : Silent1
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    i also enjoy'd the one where the guy is running naked (i'm not ghey) and the reporter freaks out. : Silent1
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      Breaking news: Silent1 loves the naked men. : askedrelic
      • *runs through the background* AAAAAAAH! : TheTick
• lol : Degenerate
• lmao, better than expected : Nighthavvk
• So simple, yet so delightful : rosewood
• what the hell was that. : nomaad
• WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! : Rasnowl
• hey, i was born in dayton ! : maulla
• hahaha comedy precious metal : Mr.Fusion
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  Hahaha awesome : Chris Remo
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    that was you wasn't it, remo? : Mr.Fusion
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      Chris Remo walks. He never has to run. : thekidd
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        His lengthy strides are writ across the sky, and his suave stops the stuff of legends. : sgtsanity
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          I think there should be a day where everyone is REQUIRED to talk like this or they get banned....it would... : mastarp
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            But not as magnificent as the splendor that is CHRIS REMO. : Zero|DPX
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              It's like HDR. When Chris Remo enters the room, everyone else loses any semblance of brilliance they once... : sgtsanity
              • Chris Remo is like Bloom Lighting, showing up everywhere you look. : Entity
      • Chris Remo might move slow, but it's only because Chris Remo doesn't have to move for anybody. : sexninja!!!!
• hahahahaha holy shit : thekidd
• LOL : ShekkyBoy
• Hahaha. I'm saving that one for later : Kiriakos
• That is perfect! LOLOLOL! : pointingdevice
• Hahahaha!! : omnova
• LOL, I love the reverse pass by. : iamgoat
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  haha, that, plus the subject matter = teh funnay! : esmokah
  • and what's with the adhd medication ad at the bottom of my screen. ironic? they're sending a mixed mess... : esmokah
• oh my lol : sexninja!!!!
• that is very funny. especially since its about drugs haha : TheTick
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  time to edit a zombie in the background chasing him! : Prozium
  • omg perfect hahaha : askedrelic
  • or godzilla : TheTick
• * B E H I N D T H E N E W S ' D * : the archvile
• hahaha well played : judge
• haha well worth watching : cap n KRUNCH

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  I for one welcome our new Zombie mice overlords : j33uk
  • You have to aim for the head. : Boxelder
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  Fucking awesome. Now just figure out how to make this work in humans. : Vincent Grayson
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    Imagine if your heart started to get old and weak and they could inject regenerative cells into your body... : EvilDolemite
    • I am imagining it, and I like what I see. Now, if I can just get a couple cyberlimbs and some muscle ... : Vincent Grayson
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  we get one step closer to re-animating Walt Disney every day. : edgewise
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    reanimating? lolz : Holesinswiss
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      you do realize that he had his head cryogenically stored Somewhere on Tom Sawyer Island so that in the f... : edgewise
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        He is gonna bitch-slap Eisner. : EvilDolemite
        • For real. The new guys are doing a shitty job. ;) : ThomW
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        Yeah, I did know that. I just found your choice of word extremely rich for further... pun-tification. : Holesinswiss
        • because cartoons are ANIMATED!!!! : sharkII
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    http://www.snopes.com/disney/waltdisn/frozen.htm : Super Sparker
    • doh : sharkII
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  That's awesome. It's too bad stories like this go largely unnoticed while we endure day-after-day of the ... : Holesinswiss
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    fear and destruction sell. science doesn't. unless that science is 1) making you thin without exercise an... : edgewise
    • *sigh of futility* I know. :( : Holesinswiss
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    I'm sure once the Christian Right gets the memo, they'll bitch and moan about how we have to make sure th... : Vincent Grayson
    • Christain Wright sits in a cube down the hall from me. I'll make sure he doesn't see the memo. : jackrabbit
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      why? : sharkII
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        I dunno, they seem to flip out at the idea of anything that involves genetic manipulation to benefit mank... : Vincent Grayson
        • I think you are mistaking stem cell research for run of the mill genetic manipulation. But I know what... : sharkII
      • It's surely witchcraft, doncha know. : MoNsTeR
      • because medicine is the tool of the devil. : burning eye
      • change = bad : 60days
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        they probably wont care at all, really. do you guys really think christians purposely avoid medicine or s... : osiris_brad
        • Except they can harvest from embryos which are being discarded anyway. They'll find a stupid reason t... : Ebu
        • faith healing FTW! : cameljoe
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  How can they live without a heart long enough to regrow it? : jjlaw
  • Hey don't argue with science!! : jrock
  • they're probably able to remove chunks of heart at a time and just let it regrow. : burning eye
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  Hmm... regenerate me a 2x penii. : rotten element
  • why? so your left hand will have something to do? :p : edgewise
  • I'd go around making Doom's double-barrelled shotgun sound. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
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  This stuff is all well and good, but... what if we actually did perfect this science and people had the o... : Holesinswiss
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    You would basically have to limit people to having children or living a long time. Only way I could see i... : Evil Benius
    • nah, elves never overpopulated because the orcs always came to kill them. So if humans could live for a l... : drabid
    • nah, space/sea colonization time! : RikiTiki2
  • * L A Z A R U S L O N G ' D * : Vincent Grayson
  • would be pretty much a neccessity for intergalactic travel : jvox
  • they didnt say anything about the longetivity of life. They said regrow organs. Not the fountain of you... : conandan
  • A speculatory guess would be that the reason genes like this are turned off in mammals is because they ma... : SpiderMonkey
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  *snikt* : gegtik
  • aaaaahahahaha : mr.sleepy
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  Can we get a moratorium on the use of the word miracle? Penicillin was once a "miracle", now it's just an... : WillingZombie
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    So what you're saying is that you take penicillin for granted? : losder5000
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      no, what he's saying is that he watches the daily show and likes to regurgitate everything john stewart s... : milhous bandersnatch
      • Actually, I've never watched the Daily Show, though I do know who John Stewart is, after he embarrassed H... : WillingZombie
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      Not even close to funny, witty or intelligent, try again. : WillingZombie
      • " " : milhous bandersnatch
      • UR DED TO ME!! : losder5000
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    well, having a mammal regrow a major organ is fairly miraculous if you ask me. : edgewise
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      If it just happened and was unrepeatable and unexplainable, maybe. But this is just science. : sgtsanity
      • ok, well then it's just semantics. I thought he was saying that this wasn't on par with the invention of ... : edgewise
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        http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=miracle doesnt have to be unexplainable...that is only ONE defin... : TheTick
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          I think the second and third definitions are mainly a result of colloquial use of the word, after it's m... : WillingZombie
          • whoa there buddy. the 1980 US Olympic Hockey team is not to be dissed... : edgewise
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            i dont care what it means to you...ill go by the accepted definition and its usage...how words were used ... : TheTick
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              The thing is, most people I know don't use the word in that incorrect context. But I hear it a lot in the... : WillingZombie
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                well it isnt misusing the word (since it is being used according to the accepted definition). you can whi... : TheTick
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                  And yes the media is fucking retarded and sensationalizes EVERYTHING, but rather than focusing on that (t... : TheTick
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                    Because that word encapsulates the sensationalism perfectly? : WillingZombie
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                      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=encapsulate now YOU'RE using the secondary and non-original defi... : TheTick
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                        I'd say there's a large difference between what I did (use the word in a different context) and using a w... : WillingZombie
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                          not true....once again i must point out the it is an accepted definition also encapsulate came to the ... : TheTick
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                            Again, I say, it's a totally different context, where you're comparing a meaning that is defined in a phy... : WillingZombie
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                              encapsulate would mean to encapsule or contain something...i still think you're off we should just agr... : TheTick
                              • I'd say that's just what the use of the word miracle in the context of this argument does. But you're rig... : WillingZombie
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                  No, but I like words to have understood meanings to facilitate communication. If you want to say somethin... : WillingZombie
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                    once again i must point out that it is an accepted definition...you're the one who wants to dispute that.... : TheTick
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                      I don't dispute that it's been adopted as an accepted use of the word. I do reject it as appropriate, giv... : WillingZombie
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                        vocabulary changes man...get over it : TheTick
                        • Sure, languages mutates and develops constantly. Doesn't mean that all changes are good. : WillingZombie
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  gg science now we do have to build a better mouse trap. : Omaha
  • I for one welcome our Asexually Reproducing Pod Rodent Overlords. : drucifer
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  "It is quite remarkable. The only organ that did not grow back was the brain. I see... so they removed t... : five_percent
  • what? : edgewise
  • Brain? : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Zombies around the world just broke into tears at the news. : sgtsanity
  • Vampires are real with this technology : sherwinpg
• * W O L V ER I N E ' D * : node
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  I read this and think "Wow that's pretty amazing!" then the first way this technology could be applied to... : SpaecKow
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    yeah, and then they discover to their horror they grow a new mouse penis. : foo the feeble
    • or that anything over 7" defaults to black. LOL at the white dudes with big black dicks. : capt tripps
• It's a mutation, from all the shit we've done to mice over the years, the poor bastards. : carrioN luggagE
• Holy crap Douglas Adams was RIGHT. Those mice are going to kill us now =[ I bet they're pissssed! : yAak
• next up: an adamantium skeleton operation : cap n KRUNCH