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• All of them? : omnova
• none in a while. I try to stick to movie channels and Discovery HD Theater. : Turd Ferguson
• "MOR furniture for less" EVERY SINGLE commercial talks about this being the last day to see this kind of... : Ratalon
• That Coke Zero commercial with all the multi-ethnic singing about how we should all get along and band to... : skanky08

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• I have no idea who Lou Pucci and Tilda Swinton are :( : dodob
• I wish keanu reeves would come and solve all my problems in life. : socksta

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• Having seen that episode, I found this much funnier than I would have expected. : Fayk
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  That's absolutely awesome. Having seen that from Family Guy, it's almost surprising how well it works ... : mittense
  • indeed : Mondo
• That's perfect, hah. : tsuba
• Incredible how it fits here, roofles : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Ahahahahaha : Poor Yurik
• yet another funny one : SlamDunk
• that is hilarious how well that fits. very amusing : khroma

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  yea we were talking about that last night, its from banlieue 13. : jcutner
  • that is quite possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen. Better even than the JLH nip-slip. : Phearsome
• any one have the link to a bunch of those mofos doing these kind of jumps but its not formal for a movie ... : khroma

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• btw its the chicken and rice forumla : ventro
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  you are a horrible pet owner : strandgeck
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    i give her a saucerful of milk every night : ventro
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      This is actually proof that you're a terrible pet owner; most cats are lactose intolerant. Check around ... : pres589
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        This is true. It will give them the shits, bowel pain, and/or gas. : Thresher
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          as far as I know they go lactose intolerant because they stop drinking milk : Draugluin
          • Nope, its just as they get older, they become lactose intolerant. : Thresher
    • thats horrible for a cat : conandan
    • she likes it and doesn't get diarrhea or anything, her poop is completely fine : ventro
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  It votes Republican. Nothing, really, unless the cat is a male and you feed it a lot. Male cats are pro... : RatBastard
  • Also, there are some special nutrients in cat food that aren't in dog food (Taurine, for one). : Thresher
• My cats eat each others vomit. Grossest thing I have ever seen. But it doesn't seem to hurt them. I ... : Thresher
• probably not much..my kitten keeps eating out of the dogs food bowl. aside from acting like she is perman... : IcomeINpeace
• my head just exploded and a blackhole opened just thinking of the possibilities : burning eye
• You cat will have urges to chase down milk trucks : Ziz

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• Fuck yeah. : Rauol Duke
• pics dammit : pupismyname
• Obviously just jerking your chain. Ignore that bitch. : Tincan
• I'd just search for the name for porn links. You never know. : Paranoid Android
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  quotes a price? wtf? : fsck
  • yeah wha was that about prostitute? : r1cola
• the writing style and name make it seem fake to me. : abrasion
• "...so if your interested in this girl that mesaged you out..." Be careful. She bleeds just to know yo... : mofo
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  I got an almost identical mail from a Cindy on Friendster a day ago. It's spam, sorry you got your hopes ... : ShadeOGreen
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    My mail- I was glancing around friendster and came across your ad and you just jumped out at me, I wante... : ShadeOGreen
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      Hey, maybe you guys just live in the same area and she's really trying to meet people? : askedrelic
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        Hahahaha. :( Aw. This thread makes me sad. : Rice-Rocketeer
        • mr. brown, you wanna fight for her or what? Double team supreme? : ShadeOGreen
• It may just be me but i've a feeling that email address is bogus :) : Ziz

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• You need flowers, potpourri, and Hello Kitty. : electroly
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  Hanson. Mmmmbop is all about Satan. : Wyvern
  • play it backwards and you'll hear Satan's message for us all. : edgewise
• ...but......why? : MatthewPhillips
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  Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. http://www.sleepytimegorillamuseum.com/audio/donkeyheaded.mp3 : rossimo
  • That's just about insane enough for me. Gonna order some albums of theirs from webofmimicry.com next time... : MrLonghair
  • Hehe. I liked their first album more than their new one... new one is forgettable :( SLEEP IS WRONG! A... : GreatGooglyMoogly
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  you might want to look into some deicide... Wonder and wait as I stare at the cross, Thinking in ways... : AbortedFetusChristi
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    I love Cannibal Corpse lyrics. I'd read that shit on a poetryclub with an open mic night :) : MrLonghair
    • if you promise to read "I cum blood" I WILL come and see it. : AbortedFetusChristi
• Behemoth is fun live but I'd never buy a cd. Dimmu Borgir has some awesome symphony parts : melkore
• Mercyful Fate - Don't Break the Oath. : u sir name
• Deicide, Morbid Angel. : Normality
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  Vital Remains - Dechristianize Trembling to its fall Putting and end to it all By storm, by force W... : negativepower
  • vemon-at war with satan : runnerct
  • \m/ devoured elysium \m/ : AbortedFetusChristi
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  Luciferion - The Apostate Immolation - Harnesing Ruin Emperor - Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk, and ... : Vorlonesque
  • Some fantastic recommendations there especially Opeth 'My Arms Your Hearse', anything by Emperor (I would... : Satim
• Blut aus Nord - The Work which transforms God Burzum - Burzum, Hvis Lyset Tar Oss Deathspell Omega - Si... : zpeed

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  try changing your refresh rate. : poppasp1ce
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    I might as well spork out my eyes now if I have to go below 85 Hz. :/ : omnova
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      P.S. LCDs don't do that. : electroly
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        But LCD's are expensive and I hate ghosting. : tronic111
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          I'll be honest, that was my mentality before getting this one. In face I used to make fun of my gaming b... : omnova
          • I have an 8ms 19" LCD, played through HL2 and DOOM3 on it, and had no issues. But all things colorful an... : DinK
        • get a good one. new LCD's don't have ghosting anymore. ghosting happens when pixel rise&fall times are >2... : Ariakus
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      Just changing it tends to work. You don't need to lower it. Resolution changes will work to, and moving t... : lapskaus
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        Thought of dead pixels scare me though. :/ : omnova
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          Fearing dead pixels in an LCD is like fearing the existence of rodent excrement in your packaged food. S : dirtboxer
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            I already have a sexy 1704FPT. I love it though I don't stick my pp in it's dirtbox. : omnova
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              dirtport? : dirtboxer
              • I don't want to know. :/ : omnova
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  LCDs don't do it. : RikiTiki2
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    then how do they survive? :( : gsfx
    • cloning : RikiTiki2
• Busted condensator or other tiny component. Repairs needed : MrLonghair
• as others have said, first check refresh rate. secondly, my bro has had this issue and his power cord ne... : DoubleAught()
• It's a cheap power transformer - MOST manufacturers are cutting costs by using these now. It's also a ... : abrasion
• Loose, rattling transformer/power conditioning coils. epoxy it. or take it to a TV repairman and he can d... : GreatGooglyMoogly

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• That's terrible. :/ : omnova
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  i got a mole im gonna have cut off tommorow :( : supermonkeyballz
  • that's innocent cells you're killing! that could be your twin brother! : abrasion
• poor funk. : sharkII
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  That sucks. He's young and obviously athletic so that should help him get through it. : Rauol Duke
  • yeah, he has been through a lot of shit. He's so awesome though.. he's his usually funny self and his att... : El Tigre
• man, seems like a lot of people are developing cancer lately :( reading about all these dudes on somethi... : burning eye
• Oh, shit. That's really not good. :( Poor guy. : Rice-Rocketeer
• We ought to pitch in and get the kid a DS or something to help pass the time. edgewise can spearhead t... : ThomW
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  i dont post very much - but cancer has hurt my family since i was very young, i will make sure to hold Mi... : siknsyko
  • \m/ . . \m/ Right on man. :P : [fry]

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• Drink less coffee. Worked for me. : Solstice
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  Eat less chocolate. Worked for me. : sharkII
  • ^^ I see a pattern here ---> consume less caffeine : PapaBoo
• my ex girlfriend has this. her legs just feel all tingly and it's really hard for her to keep them still.... : mindmann
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  Is it a blood circulation problem in your legs? Would regular excercise help for this? : Maddog_Delphi97
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    As far as I know it is nerve issue, hence going to the neurologist. For me, its very much a mental thing.... : swansonite
    • the drugs are almost the same as the ones they use to treat parkinson's, whic his rather alarming also... : jcupitt
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  chop your legs off. Worked for me. : darcspeed
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    But then you would suffer from phantom limbs, which is worse. : Faluzure
    • fap the remaining leg. worked for me. : [7]kami
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  While I was on my quest to find out what was wrong with me I had to have several MRI's done. Seeing as ho... : swansonite
  • I get this sometimes and always thought I was the only one. Basically, sometimes I'll be sitting and all : skinlab133
• so you've got the jimi leg? : fatman
• weird i've always done that as well, bugs the crap out of some people :( And no i don't drink coffee. : Silent Wolf
• Yeah I have that. I'm also 6'6" which is a reason I really don't like to go to the movies. : Crimsonbeak
• I have this. I *think* it is because of driving my kart (my leg wraps around the fuel tank) OR from drin... : Duss
• I think I saw some commercials about this recently.... : halophoenix
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  Had it as far back as I can remember. Only found out what it was a year ago. :) : Gary the Llama
  • A warm bath always helps me. : Gary the Llama
  • Mine is attributed to Adult ADD. :( : Scotty22
• Break your neck and do lots of Vicodin. Worked for me. : br3akn3ck1
• I've had this before, but not very frequently... it's somewhat strange because I work on a computer all d... : TheNiXXeD
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  yes, another horrible malady that we must create drugs to combat. Alert the pharmaceutical companies! : edgewise
  • *shines a big Rx into the sky* : rosewood
  • edgewise, edgewise, edgewise, you don't know the history of RLS, I do. : carnivore
  • my thoughts exactly : derelict515
  • Yeah, so fucking true... jesus. : abrasion
  • I suffer from Restless Wang Syndrome. :( : dirtboxer
  • The pharmaceutical companies are already all over RLS. Requip, Mirapex, Neurontin. All being marketed... : bolus
• I've complained off and on to my wife about this type of thing when trying to sleep. Then, just a few we : i am the baker
• I used to always have that problem when I was trying to sleep. but i found a simple remedy that works fla... : AbortedFetusChristi
• What about Crazy Legs Syndrome? : ChibiJosh
• lol...seriously be more active and it will stop. : VegasX
• i will jiggle my legs or feet all the time if im sitting down, but its not because of a tingly sensation ... : hobosapien

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  Use this: http://www.drivercleaner.net/ : Durandal07
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    Just found that in Google, trying now *crosses fingers* : Rasnowl
    • No luck :-( Do I really need to format this thing again to fix it?? : Rasnowl
• Have you tried uninstalling the drivers through Add/Remove Programs? : Phearsome
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  Your card may have died. I had that happen so I rma'd it. New one worked fine. : Lightzout
  • Wait it died even though it still works fine when I leave it detected as an Audigy (without the front cen... : Rasnowl
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  UPDATE: So I guess it's dead. I just formatted and Windows XP didn't recognize it (though it usually ... : Rasnowl
  • Their RMA is pretty good about this. I had a hard drive that a motherboard could not see. It spun up ju... : bolus

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  iOpener : Halen
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    this is legal right? I'd hate to break any EULAs here. If I rightclick and convert to MP3 or AIFF, does... : gsfx
    • removing drm is illegal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_rights_management : pupismyname
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  You can call Apple and have them reset the authorizations if you aren't already using those authorization... : bolus
  • Yeah basically everytime I do a clean install of Win XP, I deauthorise my iTunes for that PC so it doesn'... : Optimus Prime
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  If you want, I think you can reset the whole authorization thing if you reached the limit. But there's a ... : Mmmmmoo
  • ^^ problem solved thank you : gsfx

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• Im looking for a job out of college so I haven't pre-ordered anything yet, becuase I dont know where Ill ... : mmt681
• I've just got the machine on preorder right now. Waiting to see the actual list first. : Rauol Duke

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  I'm gonna miss my lil redheaded cabana boy this year. :( PS That shirt rules my ass. : Rauol Duke
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    i told him you are coming into town next week. : emocore
    • Did he shave down smooth? : Rauol Duke
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  It would be better if they had Tom Brokaw's head under the text of the T-shirt. Here's why: http://ww... : laidback
  • hahahaha oh tom that was excellent : r1cola
• Bukkake!!!!!!!!!! : askedrelic

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  Compare the "Features" section of the detailed specs : reign27
  • I saw that but it just looks like marketing speak... they both have ncq which is the only real feature I ... : cokefiend
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  the 6L250S0 is the RoHS compliant version http://www.maxtor.com/portal/site/Maxtor/menuitem.f9b9cdc33... : bolus
  • Ah! thanks. $3 to save the environment, not bad I guess :) : cokefiend
• one has a quieter motor. : Turd Ferguson

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  nah, ive heard uncensored words several times during the daily show before. : YamatoTwinkie
  • It was weird, last night they censored blow-job, tonight shit flies : j33uk
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  John Stewart is on fire tonight. Simply fantastic stuff. : sgtsanity
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    The Novak piece felt a bit sour-grapesish and the miracle stuff seemed like a storm in a teacup. The rest... : j33uk
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      Okay. Colbert > * : j33uk
      • That's where you and I disagree Greatest line ever. : sgtsanity
• They didn't bleep the Novak shit but then he said it they did. : Tincan
• "bullshit" and "shit" are considered different. : pupismyname
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  He explained in one episode that bullshit does not get bleeped for the evening broadcasts of the show. N... : bolus
  • Because this is America, land of the free, home of the double standard. : forgottenzero
• it all gets censored in alaska, fucking lame. : losder5000
• apparently Novak got suspended : r1cola

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  The Train Job probably. : omnova
  • Well that's episode 2 apparently, so I guess that's right. Thanks! : CapnChaos
• They're playing it in the DVD set order, not the original incorrect airing order. : dirtboxer
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  The original first episode was two hours long, so last week was the second half of the 1st episode. : theargent
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    They didn't play the whole thing at once? That's dumb. >:/ : omnova
    • They actually played the 1st half of the pilot at 6, leading right into the second half on the night it a... : shabadoosa

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• LOL, I read that is Window Licker. I'm from Bend, Oregon :( : iamgoat

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  Blatant case of sucking up to the mods. : Cottc Cid
  • Mod THIS >:( : dognose
  • lol : busdriver3030
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  Suck up. : Ecks
  • Mod THIS >:( : dognose
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  Is there no shame? : notd665
  • Not an ounce. : Ajax
  • none here :( : thekidd
  • I saw some on TV once. : airrob
• Thank you brown nose : TheArtMan
• this candy apple place has reached a new low. : porp
• You sir have a bright future in politics. : aavenr
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  I love her too :( : drucifer
  • who doesn't? : Ariakus
• I have no problem with sHugamom being cooler than me. : RatBastard
• Is she playing DNF right now or what : xphil
• She's a bit too foul mouthed and crude for my liking. : Rauol Duke
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  http://shacknews.com/sander/behave.x : epit
  • dude she will see this and everything will be ruined : mr.sleepy
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  She is a very nice lady who I hope to meet someday and act very akward around her. Seriously, she is like : askedrelic
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    You're 9? : dognose
    • 8 actually. : askedrelic
  • Wow. She's only seven years older than me. Hey sTeve? You ready for a new daddy? : RatBastard
• no u : mofo
• uhhh....ok. : burning eye
• xoxoxox - Sally Struthers (you forgot a part) : floated
• omg PERSONAL ATTACK! nuke + ban please : cap n KRUNCH
• tell me something i don't know. : kbnerd

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  you do know that in order to right-click you have to take your left finger off the mouse, right? just fa... : AbortedFetusChristi
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    what? thats stupid : GloriousCow
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      http://arstechnica.com/articles/paedia/hardware/dissect.ars : AbortedFetusChristi
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        What the hell. If Microsoft put this out, they'd never live it down. : GloriousCow
        • totally agree: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10503879 : poppasp1ce
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      it's not stupid at all, apple never make mistakes dude. : abrasion
      • i know right, its like nobody would criticize a renowned architect's blueprint that the position of a gat... : poppasp1ce
  • I tried it out at the apple store today, expecting to hate it. ITS NOT THAT BAD. I was really surpr... : Serpico74

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  That was freaky. : CrustaR
  • and not horribly amazing : fufux
• OMG. Astoundingtastic. : Athlon7
• I am forever scarred. Thank you. : notd665
• wut? : Cottc Cid
• The part where Jackson appears behind koopa and fists him anally till he dies was fantastic! : jahulio2
• WHAT : Nighthavvk
• o h man the internet sucks : supermonkeyballz

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  for fucks sake >:( I give up trying to help you people. : abrasion
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    Good idea : rosewood
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      Posted THREE times for you chumps and still no one got it. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10353442 : abrasion
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        tl;dr isn't just a banable catch phrase. It really can be true sometimes... sorry, its bloody brillia : rosewood
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          :( read it - it's EXACTLY what you posted about - exactly the same feature. : abrasion
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            but mine was short man : rosewood
            • i know - my post is so informative but i need to bait people in to reading it. : abrasion
• thx dewds : fathertime
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  WTF NICE STEALING OUR IDEAS GOD DAMNIT : strandgeck
  • I linked proper - more traffic and all that : rosewood
• slang goatse... what the fuck are those definitions... only the first one is correct, the other 3 are lau... : Q-ball
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  while were at it, by default, you can type google, dict, quote, and wp as well. or make your own. : poppasp1ce
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    >:( >:( >:( http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10517393 : abrasion
    • you can touch me if you want : poppasp1ce
• whoa hey does firefox have tabs too??!? : mr brown
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  This doesnt actually work. It's just using "im feeling lucky" and alot of the times just putting slang in... : osiris_brad
  • yes but you can set it up.............. : abrasion

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  Yeah, yeah my shits fucked up... : r1cola
  • He 'd seem like the type of guy that you could spend one night drinking with him and have stories for the... : Horn

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  what's her name she's pretty hot : mr brown
  • not sure but she needs to get some naked pics + divx put on the internets. : burning eye

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• Not quite sure. They were both weird, and sometimes funny,, but not a lot of funny. I'd probably watch ag... : bozer

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  I have a 10 month old Long haired chihachua named Duke. Tonight he started weezing and then eventually... : conandan
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    When people have wheezing that usually means some sort of respiratory obstruction. Kids will wheeze and ... : bolus
    • when I say weezing, its not really weezing, just that thing dogs do when they start to throw up... : conandan
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    I meant to add that now that he has stopped he is drooling. My girlfriend is holding him and her pants g... : conandan
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      you really shouldnt have imcluded that part in the post then it dosnt bear on the situation in any rel... : r1cola
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        I dont know if the drooling is a problem or not, of if it is his body trying to get rid of the acids in h... : conandan
        • *or : conandan
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  anyone?!?! : conandan
  • Use the phone book and call a damn 24 hour vet. Seriously, wtf. : zakk
• i choose not to remember those days in the jungle. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, MAN! they came out of holes in t : burning eye

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  I read that as crack : r1cola
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    thats because its what he wrote : conandan
    • it is? : r1cola
• Your terminology has them confused. If we were to take over the world it would be now : rabbit003
• Are you from the future? : freshyk