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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Mar 24, 2005 6:00pm PST
Related Topics – Sony, Wack News

Well that PSP launch sure was fun. I'm pretty impressed with all the launch titles too. Throw in the thing being able to play movies and all the tools out there online it's hard to resist. Plus I like shiny stuff. Oh but here

- Want a boy or a girl? - Woah, tissue from a t-rex - P2P is so 2004 - Tea pill? - Your dog has it good
Lastly, Sony contemplating uniting HD-DVD and Blu-ray? Wouldnt that be dandy.


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    By: mr.sleepy x
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    So early tonight it's me, a 5 other dudes, and 3 girls. Me and one of the guys were playing a few hard rounds in Tekken 4. Really just re-living some old grudge matches and seeing if we still had our abilities of yester-semester. Anyways, I'm getting real into it, like, I'm screaming and standing up and getting in his face because I'm just wailing on his Jin cheapery with my Steve boxing. A few close matches too. It was getting absurd. During a match one of these girls says some shit like "You know you're getting off pretty easily on this cause It's just a video game right" and I like didn't even look at her. I was like, I am not going to let this stupid girl ruin my fun moment. Whatever.

    A few more matches. I'm a maniac at this point. Other dudes started playing and nobody has beaten my Steve. I'm on such a victory high on these dudes that I start feeling dizzy and out-of-it. Kinda like I was gonna pass out, so I tell the guys I'm gonna take a rest. Shit calms down and a moment after that one of the girls says, "Now now, Don't get too cocky"... just being sarcastic and playful, and I laughed, BUT the girl from before says right after that "Too bad the skinny punk couldn't win in a real fight against any of these guys" ... and let this laugh that characterized her in full; it sounded like a pig squealing while being tickled and boiled in a vat of grease.

    And maybe I was just not giving a fuck, and I was just feeling real dizzy and out of it too, which could've been from something else, but I looked at her and I was as honest as possible, i was all "you look and sound like a pig when you laugh" and she rose up!! (everybody is like OOOOOHHHHH typically) and if any of you have ever met me IRL, you know that I am not the most threatening person in the world and this obese cunt trying to choke me out, doing some like weird like JUDO BRUCE LEE KENSHIN FU karate shit on me must have looked pretty funny chasing me around the room and all this kind of nonsense, cause everyone was cracking up instead of helping my ass from the stampeding whore - I wanted to clock this bitch out, do the vulcan neck chop on her to tranquilize the wild cow but her mass would have out-matched mine so she just chased me around the apt. for like 5 minutes i'm screaming apologies trying to get her to calm down. 'ventually her useless pals took her outside and they smoked cigarettes or something, did what severely emotionally disturbed girls do. Whatever.
    Mar 25, 2005 3:33am PST

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    By: rosewood This person is cool! x
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    Nov 14, 1969 - Only the 3rd man to step on the moon does just that. TV Ratings are so bad that when in April of 1970 `13 was on the way, networks didn't even carry the programing.

    35 years ago, before cable, before the internet, before good porn, a trip to the moon couldn't even make it on TV.

    And people complain about today's short attention span? Today people have issues with knowing what is important? All that other shit that old people say? Men on the mother fucking moon, and NBC would rather run some show that no one remembers today?

    If NASA flew a man to the moon today, you know there would be a whole cable chan (NASATV) devoted to the whole trip. You could probably stream the thing live on the internet. On top of that, I bet millions of people would!
    Mar 25, 2005 4:44am PST
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