DOOM The Movie Wrapped

Can someone give me an optimistic reason why I should be looking forward to this movie???

I have the leaked script right here:

There's these guys who fight things and then they go to this planet and then there's blood and stuff and then there's some monsters and then they have to shoot the monsters with some cool looking guns lol and then there's like blood everywhere and then when they're done figting the monsters there's a big monster and then they have to kill the monster and then the rock says SUCK ON THIS lol and then he shoots the big monster and then they run to ship cause the base is going to explode and then like BOOM the big monster comes after them and then they have to run to the ship and then the big monster grabs the ship and then the rock kicks him off and then he goes like HAPPY TRAILS ASSFACE lol and then the planet blows up but only the rock survives cause he's like super awesome.

I implied that Steve is a homosexual.

The Rock as "Sarge'

Geez, who comes up with this crap?

It's resident evil....IN SPACE!

You forgot the part where he falls in love with one of the female monsters and they have an awkward moment when the rock goes to meet the aliens paretns at dinner.

Hilarity ensues

Let's make a HL movie and not use aliens or the sci-fi setting, but instead we'll have demons and make it horror! Also no crowbar but rather a machete!

Yeah!

I'll still watch this in the theater, but I'll be bringing my favorite stuffed animal to hold and weep while I shake with generic rage

you guys have to understand, if the movie sucks, DO NOT PAY TO GO SEE IT. when you go to see sucky movies, it still gives them profit, and shows the movie companies that these shitty directors and producers (like uwe boll) can be allowed to make more movies.

tldr: IF IT SUCKS DONT SEE IT PLEASE

"This movie will clearly not be a faithful reproduction of the game!"

What?! If anyone was expecting a good story based on DOOM, you are batshit insane. The game is about demons from hell invading a base and a guy kills them all with a bunch of guns that he can mysteriously carry all at the same time. That is not going to be translated into an award winning movie.

"But Mr. PoopyPants, it's not demons! IT'S NOT EVEN ON MARS MR. MAN! It's not DOOM!!1!"

So what? If it was demons from hell the religious faction complains. If it's on Mars the nerds complain about the lack or a realistic potrayal of Mars gravity. I am just glad that a film company was willing to dump money into a Doom movie, because I have been waiting a long time to see the translation. And I look forward to seeing how they translated the story to work for the general summer-movie-seeing public.

"You stupid fucker I hate you this movie will suck!"

You trolls say what you will, I for one am looking forward to it. Will it suck? Probably. Will I have fun watching it? Absolutely.

i like the rock, hes a good actor.

i have 1 simple rule concerning this movie:

no demons. no mars. no doom movie.

Wow. I remember back in '94 when they first started planning a Doom movie and Ahnuld was going to be the main hero.. now 11 years later we get...... this.

Dear Lord,

Where's the link of that guy, involved with the movie, whining about how the fans were lucky to get this. Even though the movie will bear little to no resmblence to the original story.

What I don't get is how they can really link this to Doom. The FF movie was out of left field, but then so are the games. Doom is always about Mars, demons and Hell. Otherwise this is just another generic guns and aliens sci-fi movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419706/maindetails

Dr. Carmack and Dr. Willits? Come on guys, that's just cheesy. :)

I'm rooting for it, though.

At least they got a decent director.

Now this writer.. let's hope he's better than whatever Boll can crank out.

OK, Will this be worse than the abombination called "Wing Commander : The Movie"??

Yes? No?

It's already done?

Jon Stewart likes Doom!

This is gonna suck SOOOOOOOOOOO bad.....
lol.. Shot in the First Person view??.. dear god..

Want to see a good movie? See Shaolin Soccer...

I heard a bit of hope when the rock discribed the "rated R, and unapologetic just like the game". He also made a crack at Ben Affleck not wanting the role because he didn't like to blow stuff up and shoot guns, something The Rock "loves."

*crosses fingers* Pleeeeease don't suck.

Its time to bet boys!
What are the chances thatr this movie has a better http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ rating then Star Wars Episode 3
I bet it does..

The Rock is playing sarge per IMDB.

Looking at the director, it might not be THAT bad. The guy, Andrzej Bartkowiak http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005647/ has done cinematography on some pretty good movies, and he directed Romeo Must Die (which I never saw but I remember hearing good things about). Karl Urban is a good casting choice as well.

Shooting the end in first person might turn out to be cool, if it was pulled off well. At least they are trying to do something different in that respect.

The overall sound of the script might not be that great, but many movies sound terrible based on the sound of their script. Take Frequency for example: guy communicated with his dead father over ham radio. That sounds vomitious. But what they did with it was really great.

I don't expect it to be an Aliens are anything, but few things are. It sounds like it's got a good chance of being a decent enough movie.

oh my...70mil dollar turd

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419706/business

Well the way John was miming it on the air it looked like he was talking about the BFG but he said "plasma gun"

it gets worse as time goes on