Evening Reading

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  life can be really .... depressing and weird sometimes.. I went out earlier tonight to play pool with ... : evil-cow
  • :( : fechols
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    no cpr was done by any of you? : adambugger
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      kid was trapped inside, so they really couldn't do that : RikiTiki2
      • shitty deal...:( : adambugger
    • The kid was trapped in his car, They tried to revive him in the ambulance : Prozium
    • we couldnt get inside, he was curled up, we were told not to attempt to pull him out, : evil-cow
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      First response people shouldn't do CPR unless there's no pulse. Even if there had been no pulse, the situ... : Dante
      • Oh yeah, and if you try and pull someone from a car, any internal injuries they have can be compounded. A... : Dante
  • :( That is terrible. I'm really lucky I was okay I walked away from my accident a couple years ago. : khaosman
  • I was just in Mississauga this weekend, and my girlfriend's sister turned 17. She had a lot of friends ov... : ieGod
  • f'ing shit : Mondo
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    Riced= no airbags huh? God I hope they (the law and cops) get more agressive when it comes to modified ... : ArtilleryMarker
    • yep, racing wheel = no airbag. : evil-cow
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      It wouldn't do much good in a side impact. But if you're going to speed, be it on a track or on public... : idmud
      • More like give up your car and your license am i rite? : ArtilleryMarker
      • In the persons car you're going to hit as well. : TheTick
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    The first emotion that I felt after reading this was anger. Anger that the fucking idiot kid did somethi... : hayt
    • He thought he could get away with it. He probably never had his car get wildly out of control before, an... : Caboose
    • Why are you surprised? It happens all the time. Kids do stupid fucking things all the time, and most live... : carnivore
    • this is why insurance is more expensive for those under 25. :| : rasputinreborn
  • that really sucks, one part of me feels bad for him, but on the other hand at least he didn't kill anybod... : Jayx77
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    ugh i cant stop thinking about this... got such a bad headache now. : evil-cow
    • And you won't stop thinking about it, for some time. Slowly but surely you'll think of it less and less, ... : LeapingFool
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    Reason i feel safer riding a motorcycle. less chance of me dying in a crash, no cage around me for them t... : yautja
    • also something that pisses me off. people dont care as much when a motorcyclist dies. they think they too... : yautja
    • ugh... more like any crash sends you flying into the pavement/other car instead of an airbag + seatbelt..... : derelict515
    • lol I love how you convince yourself that a motorcycle is safer than a car. : ArtilleryMarker
    • Don't delude yourself. Cars are safer. I guess you could not wear a seatbelt in cars, because that way yo... : sgtsanity
    • you'll get flamed for fooling yourself. In no way is a 2 wheeled rocket you're clinging to safer than a ... : rasputinreborn
    • Like to see you carry a few sheets of 4x8' plywood on your bike! : tsuba
    • illusion of safety : FrayLo
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      wrong, wrong, and wrong. being ejected is about the worst thing that can happen to you in a MVC, second o... : sexninja!!!!
      • and the only kind of motorcycle crasehs wehre you slide safely (assuming youre wearing leathers would be ... : sexninja!!!!
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      They call them donorcycles for a reason... you don't stand a chance if you're involved in an accident. : monohydrate
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        negative. i know of people been in 10 accidents, no problems. though if your hit by a car, different stor... : yautja
        • i know of people been in 10 accidents, no problems. hint: the problems you speak of are somewhere in t... : PUPSTAHS
        • My uncle lost his leg to a small motorcycle accident. If he was in a car, he problem would have just bee... : kingdepork
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    This is why I thank God I never had a sport car while in High School, this would have been me :/ : sharkII
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      I try to behave myself on a sports bike, its hard. each time you get an urge, you gotta fight hard to not... : yautja
      • I just think how stupid I drove in my 4 cylindar Grand AM.... I would have been dead in 2 minutes in any ... : sharkII
      • The fun in riding a bike though is the speed and superior control... once you ride a bike you realize ... : esecasco
    • i learned my lesson early. i had (actually, i still have it!) a v6 camaro (not the z28, which is the 'fas... : sexninja!!!!
  • understood, but speeding can be done properly, by trained personel. This unfortunate soul was just flat o... : BongSlayerB
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    I've been in the same situation that you have. Fortunately, the driver of the car survived his retard ac... : BobBarker
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      this is true. I never even drive for fun anymore, it's just too damn risky. : rasputinreborn
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        - having been witness to several accidents and been in a minor couple of them myself. : rasputinreborn
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          I drive a lot because of my job and I find that my driving has been increasingly more aggressive as I con... : BobBarker
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            I like how you put that, you really never know what could put you at death's door when out on the roads - : rasputinreborn
            • I call it lucky because I see a lot of things that are related to death (part of the job). I know how ea... : BobBarker
  • Keep the crazy driving confined to Grand Theft Auto, folks. : FlatlineDixay
  • I wonder if it's wrong to think "well at least he didn't hit anybody during his stupid self-caused accide... : DinK
  • oh. my. god... i thought he would make it but this was probably dumb to think. :(( : lonestar3

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• yeah its kinda shitty to harrass someone constantly about that. Although I guess she did talk shit about... : alexthegreat2
• I was starting to wonder why you linked us to page 23 or whatever, then I found the images. That was hil... : Caboose
• those people need to get a life, even among MMORPGers : RikiTiki2
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  Doesnt this get old? You would never do this if she was in a wheelchair. : Cottc Cid
  • I would, but I'm a bad person. : mojoald
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  She plays WoW? I gotta go buy an account to her site now...dammit! : esecasco
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    i play wow too . come over and give me some cash! : lacker
    • pics plz : Caboose
    • yeah but you're not a hawt chix in the midway of genetics that leads to my great great grand children bei... : esecasco
• OMG I knew it. When we were playing WoW and the hoof thing came up I said she was a female troll! : Crimsonbeak
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  She totally deserves it for having a hoof. : Sarcastro
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    wtf? how's she deserve it because of that? : RikiTiki2
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      The internet is a serious place. : Turd Ferguson
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        grave and serious matters only. : warpdude
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          and porn.. : tomatoactivator
          • with hooves : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  pics+divx of hoof? : jayares
  • you can just about see it in the first 2 pics : Unleashed
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  a hoof? how the... what the.... what?! this internet confounds me. :( : -Panther-
  • ShackSearch "Kate hoof" http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9024856 : Sarcastro
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  So, does she play Tauren or what? : bricolage
  • lol I think im going to hell too.. : Unleashed
  • ouch for making with the funnies : TheTick
• That will teach that hoofer. She should have known this was going to happen when she started hoofing aro... : kaibosh
• i kind of feel bad for her, but then again she's a porn star and when you get into that industry you know... : arizona bay
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  that's just lame. that's like kindergarten type of behavior, seriously. leave the girl alone, ya know? : but why
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    She insulted them on a false basis (in the sense that she does it, too), so it was the only right thing t... : cajuncook
    • you'd probably start insulting people if they harassed you all the time : artillery
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  those comments are fucking brutal! "And for the record, since I am currently on a 4 month and counting : -Panther-
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    oh how the anonymity of the internet lets nerds pretend... : rasputinreborn
    • Don't you know that every guy on the net fucks supermodels? : Fred Garvin
• I laughed =[ : lord cecil
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  SHE HAS A FUCKING HOOF! : multisync (#1301) : rabbit003
  • if it's that kind of a hoof, then let's all fuck it! : vassili_zaitsev
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  first of all, that's really cruel. Sad part is that all the interweb stalkers would crumble to nerdy dus... : Luminair
  • more like hoofles am i rite : Luminair
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    i don't get it. : vassili_zaitsev
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      stalking her in the game as a character with hooves named Whatthehoof and asking her WHERE THE HOOF? as s... : Luminair
      • wait, they ACTUALLY found her ingame? lol : vassili_zaitsev
      • The more I think about it the less I think its funny. So someone being mocked for a deformity that isn... : TheTick
• Hurray for making fun of people with disabilities! : land
• Wasn't she just in 'Christmas with the Kolkars'? : laidback
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  Come on, you don't really believe that she plays wow, do you? Please for the sake of baby jesus say that ... : idmud
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    well she can't very well go out in public with that hoof and all, so she's got to do something to kill ti... : mrtony
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      I see everyone in this thread is being a complete dick about the whole thing. Way to go, guys. : RatBastard
      • http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-15,GGLD:en&q=sense+of+humor : aa004
    • If you truly believe that, then she has succeeded in her task : idmud
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  LOL SHE HAS A BIRTH DEFECT LOLOLOL : Boxelder
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    so does he lolololol http://makeashorterlink.com/?G15225D5A : vassili_zaitsev
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      OMG lets start mocking the little boy now! I wonder what game he plays. : Boxelder
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        the try to live past 15 game : vassili_zaitsev
        • or Pokemon! : Boxelder
    • Ok, you just reminded me of the baby with no face. :( : sgtsanity
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  It's funny watching them trying to justify their actions: Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. And I don' : slackor
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    Her name is Jenise Hetu, and apparently her toes were mowed off! http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.... : Athlon7
    • bring her back Clay : rasputinreborn
• thankfully only lamers play WoW 50 paladin : Audhuml4
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  not funny. this backs up the belief that most people on the internet are either assholes or morons, usua... : grendel
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    http://www3.telus.net/derek74/011.jpg : stump
    • attn: ROFLECOPTER bottom most post here: http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showthread.php?s=2b107ffdf0... : running wild
• Worst part is how they justify thier laughter at her deformity. : dnurk
• The really funny thing about this is that I doubt I am the only one who would cut off several of my own t... : kaibosh
• "If you can score a girl that hot, go score one that isn't a minotaur." haha, awesome : tree8
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  I wish you guys wouldn't be such horrid bleeding hearts. The idea of pornography is that people are inten... : WaterSign
  • doing porno to arouse someone is one thing, but to seek the person out specifically to taunt and humilate... : BobBarker
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    it's just a job, and she's still a human being with feelings. and sometimes a dildo. : rasputinreborn
    • plus it's just a buncha pathetic sub-geeks that are still in that juvenile "if its un-PC or inappropriate : rasputinreborn
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    What the hell does that have to do with people following her around and harrassing her? And just because... : RatBastard
    • I guess it's: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9458152 : RikiTiki2
    • Yeah, she poses naked and has a deformed foot. What's their excuse? You couldn't possibly have meant... : haiku
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    http://img164.exs.cx/img164/3605/watersign.jpg : TheMonkeyWench
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      alas, wench, I don't get it : RikiTiki2
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        If any imperfection on a woman is gonna make you sick, switch to guys. : TheMonkeyWench
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          ooooh, now I get why it's called watersign. -20 wit : RikiTiki2
          • i mean -20 for me, not for you. wizard needs sleep badly : RikiTiki2
  • I think it's more like people thinking "OMG I fapped to THAT? I feel dirty and need to lay the blame on s... : Tissen
  • Oh, so in that case it's okay to stalk her and harrass her because she doesn't qualify as what we would d... : tension
  • i don't really care that much about her feelings. i just hate that so many people think being an asshole... : deathmuppeter
• that guy with the screenshots is a jerk : losimagic
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  where the fuck are the pictures of the girl I dont get it? : kokujin
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    and is it funny because she has a hoof=camel toe? golly gee that's hilariteee : kokujin
    • you lose at the internet on so many levels. The funny train has left without you :( : darkT
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      She has a foot that looks like a hoof. It could be a birth defect or the result of severe frostbite. Bu... : RatBastard
      • ah that sucks for her, but if she were a total prissy bitch if she didn't have the nub on the end of her ... : kokujin
      • Agreed completely. Jesus. Maximum prickitude. : TheTick
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        actually her father ran over her foot with a lawnmower when she was young! They found a yearbook pic and ... : Morgin
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          They are posting her dad's OBITUARY? This is so fucking low. I hope she gets them kicked out from WoW ... : MrMethane
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            Yup, but still funny. I mean, I never found the hoof funny in itself, but people making a huge deal is aw... : Morgin
            • Heh, "eating off her hoof" THAT was pretty funny! : MrMethane
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  YEARBOOK god bless the internet http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showthread.php?s=2b38e0d2bb19cf11b16... : Morgin
  • this is GREAT : tcxsnoop
  • Wow the people in that thread really need to get a life. It makes me sick to think I could possibly be co... : Evil Benius
• Wow that is pointless. HAY GUYS THIS GIRL SAID WE WERE NERDS SO WE BETTER MAKE FUN OF HER PHYSICAL DEFECT... : nomaad
• Revenge of the nerds : shack_konto
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  great avatar. nuff said. : dodob
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    Did you watch that show? I did. Pretty decent when knowing how low budget of a show it had to be. Had ... : Optimus Prime
    • never have. live action sailor moon? or is it some sorta porn? : dodob
• personally, i like the hoof. it's unique and she should be open about it and not ashamed of it. i used to... : pyide

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  I liked it better when it was called Sleepless in Seattle. : Bean
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    I liked it better when it was called Gremlins 2: The New Batch : rosewood
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      ok Gremlins 2 kicks all kinds of ass. : dilutedq
      • So you liked it better, you could just say IAWTP : rosewood
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    aside from both having meg ryan and tom hanks, and both being romantic comedies, the two are very differe... : pupismyname
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      I think you misspelled "exactly the same" there. : Bean
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        please explain. : pupismyname
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          Gee.... Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan court each other anonymously over a radio show vs. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan ... : Bean
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            when you reduce it down that far, most movies in a genre sound alike. elite soldiers battle aliens on ... : pupismyname
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              they werent the same actors, playing the same roles in those movies : crazywigga
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                they were the same lead actors, but the roles were quite different (unless you consider "the guy" and "th... : pupismyname
                • yes, you are right. It is a great movie! : crazywigga
• What a fag. I see you were acting like a pedophile to cover up the whole gayness thing : genjuro
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  Notting Hill or When Harry Met Sally : thekidd
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    French Kiss was a good one too, but it's been a while since I've seen it. : thekidd
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      Sweet November almost makes me cry because I'm a girl >:( : thekidd
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        also, Love Actually is really quite awesome now that I've seen it : thekidd
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          let it out, let it all out : derelict515
          • I own Bring it On on DVD because I thought it was an excellent movie. bitch >:( : thekidd
    • Kevin Kline is very funny and Meg Ryan is adorable. She looked great in I.Q. with Tim Robbins, too. : Sarcastro
  • harry plus sally greater than all : BulletPro
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  "Terminal" isn't as good as "You've got mail", but works pretty well, too. : melancoholicz
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    Actually I thought it was better (I mean he doesn't get the girl in the end...and he goes home). : Vorlonesque
    • OH FUCK! I should have spoiler'd that :[ : Vorlonesque
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      the terminal wasn't a romantic comedy in my book. the movie was never about getting the girl. : pupismyname
      • yeah all Tom had to do was get married to someone else and he would have gotten that girl easily, apparen... : pharoah mike
• Gigli : freshview
• I really didn't like You've Got Mail, but I really liked Notting Hill and About A Boy, so in the end I th... : roushimsx
• Con Air : artillery
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  Terminator 2 the <3 between arnold and jon conner. : monikerdaven
  • John WITH AN H! Better get that right, or the wrong kid might be terminated. : sgtsanity
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  You need to see some of the Korean romantic comedies. My Sassy Girl, Please Teach Me English, Sex Is Zer... : Vantage
  • subtitles kind of fuck shit up though. : blogophobe
  • My Sassy Girl has to be one of the most overrated romatic comedies i've ever seen. That movie was just pa... : roushimsx
  • I personally like Why You Throw Chip best : sexninja!!!!
• Before Sunset. Not a comedy, but the purest romance movie ever made. (IMHO) : Athlon7
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  i mean seriously. how can anyone not like this movie? great chemistry between hanks and ryan, even wh... : pupismyname
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    I don't like it because it's the pinnacle of mediocrity, the dialogue is flat, the acting is weak, and it... : freshview
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      wow, and to think i used to like you. the dialogue is the best thing about you've got mail. : pupismyname
      • Yeah the dialogue is the best thing, that's what makes the movie so overall poor. IN MY OPINION : freshview
• Die hard. It's like You've got mail but has Vantage in it. : Crimsonbeak
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  Full Metal Jacket. : deviantpaul
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    shoulda said Deer Hunter : alexthegreat2
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      shoulda said Scarface : deviantpaul
      • Shoulda said... the name of that movie where the guy says, "I kick ass for the Lord!" : Omaha
• Back to the Future : Havoc1c4
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  top gun is one of the best romantic comedy/drama/action/suspense omg did goose die? /mystery/horror/thril... : Morgin
  • Maddox ranks it as #1. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies : gunrock46
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  when harry met sally - srsly : abrasion
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    inorite that is some awesome shit : thekidd
    • Well it's very similar to how things are with me and my current g/f :) : abrasion
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  Shaun of the Dead : eskimo spy
  • IAWTP : jahulio2
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  Love Actually. : brickmatt
  • I agree. I thought the film was cute. : Afterglow
  • I really liked that movie. : dltrem
  • IAWTP : riptyde
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    Is that the one thats done like a 60s romantic comedy...because it actually wasn't bad as I remember (if ... : Vorlonesque
    • you're thinking of Down With Love. : freshview
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    This is my new favorite movie. : darktweed
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      I have seventeen year old brothers who are obsessed with it. : dltrem
      • Are they single? : darktweed
    • It's fantastic. I know no one who has seen it and hasn't liked it. : brickmatt
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    I actually thought this was a dumb movie even though a lot of the actors I really liked. :( : dilutedq
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      You thinking that justifies my option that it's a great movie. : brickmatt
      • I'm thinking you just have your opinion and I have mine. : dilutedq
• sup pupswifeismyname : sexninja!!!!
• That movie blew major chunks. Sterotypical Harlequin Romance bullshit. An insult to anyone's intelect. ... : RatBastard
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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind - What else? : sgtsanity
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    It doesn't really paint a bright and happy picture of romance, though. : Caboose
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      Not really, it all comes back together at the end, a very poignant and thoughtful movie. My life is kind... : Omaha
      • Hmmm... I thought the implication was that even if they had the chance to start over fresh, they'd end up : Caboose
  • McBain: It's not a comedy : riptyde
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    that movie sucks on all fronts. it was like the worlds worst bjork video at the end. : ibrokn
    • .................... : dilutedq
  • That was a comedy? : ieGod
• My Sassy Girl : slacko
• I think Something About Mary is the best romantic comedy I've seen. : Maddog_Delphi97
• 2 Weeks ain't bad. : Dynotaku
• 50 first dates : esky
• IAWTP. : personaljesus
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  love actually is the best romantic comedy ever made. hell, it's flat out one of the best movies ever mad... : arizona bay
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    I agree with this post, I didn't really realize how much I loved that movie until I watched it nearly eve... : feratu
    • It owns. Awesom-o. : brickmatt
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      haha yeah it was on HBO everyday December, I must hve watched it like 10 times. and i have the DVD too. : arizona bay
      • It is a sweet movie. I posted this a little bit above but my seventeen year old twin brothers are obsess... : dltrem
  • Eugh. It bored me to death. Characters sucked, too much fantasy in the story. Best romantic comedy I've s : nomaad
• High. Fidelity. : tomservo
• spanglish : cawcaw
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  Groundhog Day : byorn
  • agreed. : cap n KRUNCH
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  Jerry Maguire is my favorite. : digweed014
  • iawtp. : lightly inclined
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  Seriously, I would rather pass a broken lightbulb through my urethra than watch that shit. Why not just ... : kaibosh
  • That's what Bridges of Madison County is for... IT GROWS VAGINAS! : Zoesch
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  I generally despise romantic comedies, but Amelie is one of my all time favorite movies. : strider_
  • I also <3 this movie. : TheMonkeyWench
• my favorites: overboard, bringing up baby, the philadelphia story : jcupitt
• Bad Lieutenant : vassili_zaitsev
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  Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain : archon
  • Second'd. Terrific story, great acting, and it didn't make me feel like I was being castrated. : sigma
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  Garden State, Love Actually, followed by Jerry Maguire and Sleepless in Seattle. : Squirrely
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    Am I totally dumb? Because I don't remember the comedy part of garden state at all. : nukewinter
    • ......Sorry, a lot of it was funny to me. Comedy, not really, but Im a dumbass, so there. : Squirrely
• Say Anything. duh. : voltron
• No Forrest Gump love? or is it not funny enough to be considered a comedy? : ArtilleryMarker
• i would say Love Stinks is the greatest romantic comedy. perfect date movie: funny AND it lets your dat... : deathmuppeter
• Amantuer Action 17 : sammyl
• About A Boy was a good romantic comedy. : Boxelder
• So I Married An Axe Murderer (seriously) : fugu124
• Wow. How many paint chips do you eat per day? : CaptainTaco
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  Before Sunset. : EvilDolemite
  • P.S - Hanks is fat and old. : EvilDolemite