First Post!

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 30 replies.

• toggle

  Directors Cut damn, I fucked that one up I saw Mike Nelson speak last weekend..... At the "What t : thekidd
  • I would definitely watch those videos, but if it's going to be a hassle it's no big deal. : michae l
  • toggle

    it sucks when big cool writeups like this drop off the main page so fast :/ : sammyl
    • No, it's fine. I really just wrote it because I felt like writing that much and was having fun with it. ... : thekidd
  • Mike Nelson! Rock on! : silent prophet
  • toggle

    excellent post; while I am also Joel-centric, and kind of a Mike-ophobe, I still think he's great - he di... : eskimo spy
    • It was free!! that was the other thing, too, no admission price or anything. I too think joel was a... : thekidd
    • toggle

      I was the same way until I couldn't avoid the show anymore and ya know.. I like Nelson more. The segments... : Alec Matias
      • toggle

        I agree with all parts of this post. : Zero|DPX
        • toggle

          As do I. It was really really hard to watch him when the film wasnt on, but the number/quality of jesus-... : TheTick
          • Joel is much more laid back and sort of psycho than Mike. It makes for some very humorous, dry interveni... : Zero|DPX
  • Movies!!! - while the bandwith lasts. These were recorded in an auditorium with a canon powershot A80,... : thekidd
  • thekidd, i had no idea you could write so well. this post was a joy to read. : pupismyname
  • <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Thanks for posting this. :) I've always felt it was too bad that people refused to emb... : tomservo
  • toggle

    I'm sorry, I think I just broke your connection downloading one of the movies :( Thanks for the writeu... : CapnChaos
    • toggle

      thanks >:( it actually seems to be going a steady 100 kb/s for me, so I hope it works for you now. : thekidd
      • Cool, thanks. He needs another show of his own. He can take over one of the many retarded "reality" tv sh... : CapnChaos
  • toggle

    I even went to the website, and I still have no clue wth any of this "wth" stuff is.... I need more coffe... : Dimmona
    • wait a minute, now I remember what Mst3k stands for. Does this mean I'm not dumb anymore? : Dimmona
  • That guy rocks. Sweet writeup too. Thanks for the vids! : Do_Or_Die
  • Who is Mike Nelson and what did he do? : Lightzout
  • Thanks for the movies! I like how the guy who won the book taunts his friend as if they had finally sett... : michae l
  • Yes, Mind Over Matters, one of his essay collections, is unbelievably hysterical. Everyone should own a c... : BrodieMan
  • If you want a geometrically literal circle jerk, you need an infinite number of jerks. : Kerath
• toggle

  Awesome post dude, loved MST3k ever since it's start on the local channels here in St. Paul. Would love t... : zyklonbee
  • CITY. ON. FIRE. : tomservo
• Ha! That was great. Thanks for the post and videos! : Fredrik S
• Shackspace mirror of the first video in case anyone wants it. http://tincan.shackspace.com/ : Tincan

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.

• those are freaky... : monohydrate
• yeah, it's from some SA thread, something like horrors from the deep or so. Can't search for it, no Plati... : rookieone
• http://www.snopes.com/photos/tsunami/creature.asp : Toraz Chryx

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 5 replies.

• It's also coming to the PC. : Alec Matias
• toggle

  Holeeeeeee Crap! That was badness. Man. Wow. Just Wow. : Silent Wolf
  • I must say that look really really impressive... some odd reason it reminds me of outcast. : ssj4megaman
• I hate 3rd person lock on. Take the time a make some good controls, its makes a shitload of difference : mista mista

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 8 replies.

• toggle

  No love? : chrisxtreme
  • mostly just different controls on the face : artillery
• you mean physically? or storage space? the 3rd gen was 15gig, 20gig, and 40 gig the 4th gen is 20gi... : evil-cow
• 4G iPod is slightly thinner, but most non-button-specific cases will fit perfectly... I'd only worry abou... : Postal
• toggle

  I think the 4th gens are just an insignificantly tiny bit thinner. same width and height though. : ttyRazor
  • Just what I was looking for, thanks. : chrisxtreme
• touchpad is diff on the gen 3/4 models. check it out. : kokujin

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 35 replies.

• toggle

  possibly the worst 2 minutes of my life : maulla
  • in that case i'm definately downloading it. : sammyl
  • hmm. now that i think about it, it might have meant more if you knew the people : jcutner
• I want my time and bandwith back. : Fredrik S
• toggle

  Haha which one are you? : Phil
  • toggle

    im not actually in it, i'm holding the camera :) : jcutner
    • toggle

      Needs more hot chick ass. Just a tip for your next flick. : Phil
      • toggle

        actually, i was trying to make "Asses: The Documentary" but I kind of suck at being stealthy with a minid... : jcutner
        • toggle

          NO SHAKYCAM! Come back when you have HQ DV jiggle-less ass. Your reward will be 2 silver and 50 copper.... : Phil
          • well, he was trying to set down the cam so it'd be steady, and of course it just captured her breasts. no... : jcutner
• I expected you to break out in song: MAYA HEEE MAYA WHOOO MAYA HAAAAA MAYA AHH AHHHH : goats ecx
• May I feature your film in my national film festival? : Kevin232465
• You could have run around taping HS tail all day and you'd get a better response... ... instead you've : Lunatic Angelic
• Ians a dick. More hot HS chicks plz. : Degenerate
• toggle

  YAY!! im the friend that got the footage of the girl up close and the boobs!! I feel so special :) Ohh an... : itdontmatter
  • preach! : jcutner
• This is officially a waste of space on the internet. I mean, I've seen some really boring awful stuff..bu... : Morgin
• toggle

  hahah high school sucks! : askedrelic
  • toggle

    yea, but ian sucks more : jcutner
    • toggle

      no, your holding the cam steady sucks the most. : askedrelic
      • toggle

        see...now that's just hurtful : jcutner
        • just kidding :( still bff? : askedrelic
    • god damn right he does : Degenerate
• At least now you have video evidence of what a scared little retard you were in high school. Remarkable ... : Boxelder
• toggle

  by the time you graduate from college I suspect you'll have a different line of thinking. That takes... : Luminair
  • toggle

    what line of thinking? how can you tell what im thinking by what i filmed? : jcutner
    • toggle

      Because we've all been there, and as we've matured, if we've matured, it's one of the things we regret do... : Boxelder
      • ^Exactly how I felt as I watched this. : SenorSpine
• toggle

  i dont even have to click this to tell you it's a fucking piece of shit. : arizona bay
  • sorry that came off as unintentionally harsh. : arizona bay
  • hahaha that was AWESOME. i havent laughed that hard all night. post of the day ^ : jcutner
• What you've just showed us is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in yo... : zuga

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 10 replies.

• Yea I liked this show too. They seem to be focusing more on character development rather than the OMG HUG... : Do_Or_Die
• Sweet. I'm looking forward to it on the West Coast. : Sarcastro
• Agreed. Very good episode. I'd been going back and rewatching the old seasons on DVD since the current... : riptyde
• I watched the whole first season and about 3 into the second season. I really want to see this show now ... : kanix
• toggle

  Spoilers please, I havent watched since After Leo started walking again and the friendship between he and : Squirrely
  • toggle

    I didn't say anything that was a spoiler, don't you worry! it's good! Though Janel Malony wasn't i... : Paranoid Android
    • No, I meant spoiler it for me. I like the plot, I just never get around to watching stuff :( : Squirrely
• toggle

  Im just starting on season 2 - should be caught up by next week's episode. : rosewood
  • Season 3 is easily the best stuff. Esp everything with Oliver Platt, strangely enough. : Paranoid Android

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 5 replies.

• I've tried everything but for some reason im like default boy. Most things have to be default or I freak ... : Silent Wolf
• toggle

  Okay, I'll try again. I have mine on the bottom because it's most convenient. I don't have to run any... : cajuncook
  • Oops, I didn't get nuked, I'm looking in the wrong chatty. : cajuncook
• top of the screen very efficient to me. http://www.evil-cow.org/uploads/desktop.jpg : evil-cow

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 12 replies.

• toggle

  I think its Sager : Degenerate
  • toggle

    god damn http://www.sagernotebook.com/index.html : Degenerate
    • sweet, I'm buying you one when I get rich. BOOKMARK THIS POST. : boomstickah
  • WOOOO! SAGER! TURN THE PAGE! NIGHT MOVES! oh wait, that's Seger : drucifer
• toggle

  http://www.sagernotebook.com/index.html : drucifer
  • toggle

    I hate you : Degenerate
    • honk honk :P : drucifer
  • you get one too!! : boomstickah
• toggle

  What's so good/special about Sager? Just curious, never heard of em before. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • All I know is that Alienware notebooks are rebadged Sagers. : orgcaptainnemo
• www.oxfordpc.com be sure to reference me!! : proclone1

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• Go to the website and make sure your preferences haven't been set to send them via e-mail. : Sarcastro

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 5 replies.

• toggle

  Aston Kucher asked to borrow the vantage ai, how could we resist? : geedeck
  • hahah nice cultural references : askedrelic
  • toggle

    what? : milhous bandersnatch
    • You got Punk'd(tm). : Sarcastro

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 13 replies.

• toggle

  you also dont have to deal with a fun game :-p : TheTick
  • tell me that when i beat manchester united and chelsea back to back with my badass everton team. : pupismyname
• toggle

  haha you lose like any girls would choose a guy that liked sports over elf pr0n : geedeck
  • girls interested in soccer or girls interested in warcraft. close call, but i'm going with the soccer ... : pupismyname
• I really laughed out loud when I read this post, no really I did... : L0opet
• toggle

  ARSENAL!!!! : deviantpaul
  • they rape my face every time i play them. : pupismyname
• toggle

  queens rangers when they used to have allie mccoist. who remembers that far back. : xxiv
  • LOL, I do... :( : Zoesch
• I've barely scratched the surface of both Resident Evil 4 and to a lesser degree (meaning I scratched mor : Entity
• get pro evo 4 PC already. i need to know what it's like to lose a game 8( : pyide
• Played my first game as PSG for 2 years, that was fun. Now I'm (mis)managing Liverpool. Cisse can do wond... : Video Sex Pope

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 8 replies.

• toggle

  nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -columbus : synack
  • toggle

    "Yes!!!!!!!!" - New England fans. : Squirrely
    • toggle

      The Patriots don't need snow to win. : cajuncook
      • toggle

        They dont need a gunshot to the foot to lose either, apparently. : Squirrely
        • toggle

          Meh. Ill think of a better comeback then that later and post it here :) : Squirrely
          • I'm looking forward to it. :) : cajuncook
  • since when is columbus in the valley? im right smack in the middle of the valley in youngstown. http:... : maulla

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.

• i was the same way. it never did a thing for me. so i gave-up. : tsuba
• its just you. The pattern always repeats, each character has their own pattern though iirc : mista mista
• Its a pretty simply game. Jump, spray...jump, spray...rinse and repeat. The only thing mildly difficult a... : boomstickah

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 23 replies.

• toggle

  http://www.bestgameevermade.com/ : drucifer
  • That would mean it was better than the first one... u so crazy. : vigilante
• Well, I haven't played WoW or nothin, but you'll get no argument from me. : SpaecKow
• toggle

  Poor Alyx got cut in half. :/ : SpiderMonkey
  • I call the left side (our left) : Draugluin
  • toggle

    I never saw her use that weapon in the game. : ventro
    • Patience. Its part of the to-be-released "Hardware War" expansion pack. : Ajax
• toggle

  Needs more DNF. : askedrelic
  • toggle

    that would be "game of the years" : dextius
    • vaporoftheyear.com : TheArtMan
• toggle

  Something must be wrong, could of sworn goty was definitely Rome: Total War. I should contact that webma... : dilutedq
  • Signed.. : dextius
• toggle

  Why does this not bring me to the Resident Evil 4 website? : Dimmona
  • toggle

    because that would be the 2005 Goty and it would be too early to announce that. : sabadog
    • too early? I have a hard time imagining a game coming out this year (or any year) that can be better tha : Dimmona
• When they're right, they're right. : Ebu
• toggle

  I thought a fan may have registered that, but what's odd about this is that the registered WHOIS IS: R... : Yanks
  • toggle

    I before E except after C. so it's conceited. : cajuncook
    • toggle

      weird. : johnny sanguine
      • wEIrd sCIEnce (pwned by unhandled exceptions) : cigam
    • toggle

      Don't be an albatross on the neck of the community. Posting fake news or spoilers, spoiling media without : Ajax
      • I hate you. :( : cajuncook

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 5 replies.

• toggle

  Do you have another wireless device near by? Wireless LAN card, wireless access point, Bluetooth adapt... : Thresher
  • I have a wireless phone.. thats been here for over 8 months... it's never interfered.. (I disconnected ... : ShadowRam
• I have that mouse/kb combo. My problem was the KB would not responde sometimes. The ps2 connection in the... : ghost hacker
• Do you have a joystick installed? : yautja

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 25 replies.

• toggle

  I have not seen this heat, but recently I've taken a liking to Al Pacino movies (scarface to be specific)... : dilutedq
  • It's awesome. Gunfights are amazing, too. : dltrem
  • Go SCARFACE. I swear I must've watched that movie like 30 times. : moonbreaker
• toggle

  that movie has the best gunfight scene ever. : patdoody
  • Yes. That with the volume up = win. : mallrice
  • Yep, that movie is all the reason you need to buy a fancy surround sound system. : riptyde
  • i agree 100% : sexninja!!!!
• Yeah I love Heat so much. Fantastic stuff : Maarten Goldstein
• I cannot wait for the upcoming DVD re-release. : sgtsanity
• toggle

  Wasn't Heat the first time Pacino and DeNiro acted in a movie together? I mean in the same scenes, unlike : LeapingFool
  • u r rite : Maarten Goldstein
  • toggle

    there was one scene in heat where they are together : arizona bay
    • i have to rewatch this because i remember in the scenes where they were together, i thought that they wer... : fsck
    • I thought there were two - one in a diner or something, and then at the end at the airport (thought they ... : LeapingFool
    • toggle

      I remember two. : vigilante
      • toggle

        what i meant was that only one shot where they were in the same frame. it was when SPOILER AHEAD CUZ : arizona bay
        • Why aren't they ever really in the same scene? : dilutedq
        • toggle

          I'm gonna go watch it now because of this internet arguement. How awesome. : vigilante
          • no wait they are certainly together at the end : vigilante
        • I thought they were in the same frame at one point during the conversation in the diner. I remember a sh... : genjuro
        • toggle

          werent they in a resturant together? and then towards the end when they were shooting eachother? its poss... : sexninja!!!!
          • I distinctly remember the last frame of the movie and they are both in it. lol... holding hands : vigilante
• I love that great ass scene : rosewood
• Three hours of pure awesomeness. : ghost hacker

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 11 replies.

• toggle

  arent you supposed to be able to beat the whole game with your first car? : nyranger66
  • thatd be dumb if thats the case. how could a focus go up against a skyline? this game should really force... : mindshot
  • I'm on my 3rd car... audi tt : c0mpatibl3
• toggle

  I drove the Honda Civic from start to finish. 206 races. : Ajax
  • toggle

    rice-a-riffic! : nyranger66
    • I used those 206 races as fuel to add to the flames of a scathing Shackreview that I never submitted. I d : Ajax
• toggle

  I'm like half way through (just unlocked the VW golf GTI) and there are no more races showing up on the m... : not work safe
  • Your car isn't ricey enough. Cruise the town for some new performance and body shops to unlock the additi... : Ajax
• well, all the cars will do 300 kilometres anyways : jcutner
• I went for a while on my first car, and finally dumped it when I kept gettin my ass beat. I played the ... : Shadowdane

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• toggle

  move to Fort Worth, peter. You'll like it here. I'll even fix you some tea. :D : sHugamom
  • A Texas tea party is more cordial than a Boston tea party. : sHugamom

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 32 replies.

• toggle

  get your finger out of your nose : sting7777
  • toggle

    -1/10 : dltrem
    • die :( : sting7777
  • -201/10 : someWayne
  • toggle

    Am I the only one that doesn't get it? : PenicillinX57
    • Is this supposed to be some math joke? : nukewinter
  • toggle

    Boo this man! : genjuro
    • it's like if g0nk turned unfunny. : askedrelic
  • that should have been *beep bop bzzt twee boop beep* : fsck
• toggle

  sorry there's a post that doesnt say WOW in it. fuckers. go back to fishing with your level 60 half-orc... : sting7777
  • toggle

    So let me get this straight... You're mad at us because you posted a shitty joke? : Ajax
    • not really - make that TWO shitty jokes just passing time : sting7777
• beep beep beep whirr beep! : sgtsanity
• toggle

  It's Christmas Eve. Darth Vader says to Luke Skywalker: "Luke, I know what you are getting for christma : sting7777
  • * throws tomatoes * : genjuro
  • I like this one. : drucifer
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9397833 : Ajax
  • toggle

    Ok, this one is better. It's truly a good bad joke, much like "orange head". : sgtsanity
    • toggle

      Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said : sting7777
      • Haha, YES! : sgtsanity
      • hahaha play on words'ed : askedrelic
      • that joke only works if you don't know how to pronounce carrion. : johnny sanguine
      • toggle

        stop the punishment :( : d fluke
        • What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide his circumference by his diameter? Eskimo pi. : sting7777
  • this one is good! I really like it. : johnny sanguine
• toggle

  Where do Sith Lords shop? At Darth Mall : sting7777
  • absolutely terrible : johnny sanguine
• toggle

  episode 3, revenge of the dark sifter. starring ham yolo, chewed baklava, piceless linda, and only on... : sexninja!!!!
  • HAHAHAHA, This is great! : ghost hacker
  • see - now thats just not funny... : sting7777
• Darth Tater is here http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/fun.games/01/19/tater.doll.ap/index.html : ghost hacker

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.

• toggle

  Funniest show on TV. Close second would be Arrested Development. : riptyde
  • ^^Truth. : d fluke
• Honk for love! Honk for love! : omnova

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 17 replies.

• toggle

  get one with a timer, i used a crappy little creative one that cost 80 bucks : filthysock
  • i think i'll build a button extension and attach it to a cord so i can take pictures from accross the roo... : spector
  • the hardest part is not cracking up while the timer counts down. : the archvile
• toggle

  well have you made any gain? Maybe its not just the camera. It sometimes takes more than 5 weeks for a n... : smdever
  • toggle

    ive gained like 10lbs but i think its mostly water : spector
    • toggle

      10lbs in five weeks is good as long as at least a few of those pounds are muscle :) Keep it up. I am tryi... : smdever
      • toggle

        im not really eating enough so im kind of surprised i've made any gain really. we'll see what happens th... : spector
        • toggle

          If you want to get big you have to eat big my friend. That was the hardest part for me, it took almost a... : smdever
          • yea i know it. i just cant bring myself to concentrate on eating that much. I will probably start keepin... : spector
• vassili?!? : nyranger66
• toggle

  1. Stand in front of mirror with digicam. 2. Take picture. 3. Post on intarweb : Barbarian
  • it doesnt work!! its too dark : spector
  • won't work if the flash is on; you'll just get a massive white flashburst. : the archvile
• toggle

  i read the first sentence and i thought vasilli posted this : jcutner
  • no way man, vassili already has his self-portriate technique down pat. he doesnt ask amateurs like us. : arizona bay
• get a girlfriend. and then once you get in shape - get a better girlfriend : sting7777

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 24 replies.

• toggle

  Isn't this The One? http://www.x2vga.com/ : ThomW
  • Hmm, that just might be it. : Normality
  • toggle

    You are correct. : DKo5
    • will GC and PS2 work with this box? : g.lee
  • toggle

    NEO is the only One fool. : carnivore
    • I thought it was Jet Li : enigmatic
• toggle

  I'm a fan of my VDigi ZD-23. Goood stuff. : sevogajre
  • toggle

    ^^this is the real one simply because it's multi platform. Down with x2vga says the guy who once champion... : moe6
    • toggle

      Hell yes. Gamecube games looks just as sexcellent as Xbox games on the ZD-23. Never got a PS2 to work... : sevogajre
      • toggle

        yeah, thats mainly because alot of ps2 games don't do progressive scan, and those that do you either have... : moe6
        • toggle

          Ugh, that sucks. I was hoping for some Metal Gear Solid 3 progressive scan loving... : sevogajre
          • toggle

            that game might do progressive scan actually, I never tried. Don't have a good tv and my 17" monitor just... : moe6
            • Sadly, MGS3 doesn't support progressive scan, according to www.hdtvarcade.com . : sevogajre
  • toggle

    Link Please : Normality
    • toggle

      http://www.vdigi.com , you lazy scum-sucking carcass. <3 Normality : sevogajre
      • Give the guy a break. I tried Googling that part number you posted and got nothing. ;) : ThomW
• KD-XB. : Blackdawgg
• toggle

  dear gosh why ? does this mean you actually plan on using your XBOX ? : jedi_27
  • toggle

    Just have not had time with all this moving stuff going on man : Normality
    • ok cool. WE NEED TO PLAY SOME MA2 WHEN YOU FINISH UP!!!! : jedi_27
• toggle

  What about for my gamecube. : megarust32
  • toggle

    The VDigi accepts component input from anything (DVD player, X-Box and GC with their respective component... : Atma Weapon
    • not to mention HD cable boxes and the like. It'll take any 480p, 720p, 1080i signal and display it on a ... : Prozium

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• toggle

  depends on the dvd player. Any player made in the last 2 years or so should play either just fine. For ... : Prozium
  • thank you sir : johnny rotten

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 9 replies.

• http://www.allgame.com/ : zuga
• http://www.mobygames.com : yoonix
• imdb lists games if they had (voice)actors in them : d fluke
• imdb has video games http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0239023/ : drucifer
• www.gamefags.com ? : rosewood
• toggle

  www.gamefaqs.com ? (I dunno, plz nuke previous) : rosewood
  • toggle

    gamefags sounds like more fun : zuga
    • I sure like me some cock. : dilutedq

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.

• toggle

  I wrote one in BASIC on my Commodre 64 in 1984 :( : drucifer
  • LOL, I'm extremely impressed, most I ever did with BASIC was some choose your own adventure type crap, bu... : alexkward

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9391320 : phil_mckraken

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.

• :Bump: This trailer should really be gettin more shacklove! : ColoradoCNC

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 5 replies.

• toggle

  I'm loving my 2005fpw. So awesome. The colors are amazing. : cameljoe
  • I'm shacking at 1050x1680 resolution now. O_O I can see whole threads now. : cameljoe
• toggle

  http://topaz.shackspace.com/epenis.jpg You're one step away from nirvana :) : Topaz
  • can't wait to get my second, too bad I've planned on getting an nforce4 shuttle to use with the dual dvi ... : ttyRazor