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• do it with pride. : drucifer
• You'd finally be able to mark a check under the "Scored" category! : Alec Matias
• you're a chubby chaser .. just admit it : Mansmells
• Fat chicks need love too..do it. Cause if you don't you'll be sitting around with no action one nigh... : xocsida
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  Having sex with fat girls is like riding a moped, everyone likes to do it but no one will admit it. : orgcaptainnemo
  • Exactly. Keep it on the DL. Your buddies will never let you live it down. Ever. Even like 3 years later..... : mojoald
  • no way man i ride the moped and i ride it prowd : spector
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  It isn't that they love the cock any more than skinny chicks or hot chicks, it's just that they're so muc... : one beach bum
  • So true. I've seen it too often. I almost went along with it one time. Made a vow to uphold my standards ... : bamb
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  If she is the ONLY chick you have been with, then yes : byorn
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    Nope, plenty of chicks before in high school, but my college has 70/30 Male/Female ratio, so I'm getting ... : askedrelic
    • ... : ejectorpod
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      dude, deaf chicks make a LOT of noise. :P : drucifer
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        hence the need for a sock : lord cecil
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          wut? : erotic sock
          • You've waited all of your shacklife for that opportunity, haven't you?? :D : jrock
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  what do you consider fat? : thejm4n
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    In her pictures online, she doesn't look too bad, but the first thing she said was that "she isn't thin."... : askedrelic
    • holy shit that is real fat, AVOID. : lakren
    • ohhhh man you're in for a TREAT : hobosapien
    • 5' 180 is OBESE! : vassili_zaitsev
    • do eeeeeeeeeet : toneh
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      BACK OUT NOW. I've done a 5'5" 160 pounder and it was meh. Though I guess you could pretend you're in a s... : Hello Kitty
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        5'10" 200lbs. beat that! she had 20lbs on me. choked the air outta me when she sat on my back giving m... : vassili_zaitsev
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          Haha, disgusting..and why would you do that? : Hello Kitty
          • because of alcohol! but i don't regret it. although i kinda did at first in the morning when i saw her. : vassili_zaitsev
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        it sounds like you're talking about a fish... and that's just creepy. I did me a 300 pounder just last... : -Panther-
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          You don't like fish?? : askedrelic
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            they're up there with morbidly obese chicks in terms of prefered sexual partners. : -Panther-
            • Hence: "pounder" : Hello Kitty
    • dude. turn back. now. : cap n KRUNCH
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      Do it. She probably gives really great head. : genjuro
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        That head was good, she knew what she was doing, but I don't think I'll progress farther than that. ... : askedrelic
        • I'd say the difference in the damage to your reputation from people finding out you hooked up with a fatt... : -Panther-
    • wowowow, thatsa biggun. : crimrOw
• you know, in jamaica it's the skinny girls that no one wants : Mansmells
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  It's like a moped: fun to ride until your friends see you. : NastyJack
  • ell oh ell : -Panther-
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  if she was just full figured, then no problems at all. i actually prefer that over a bag of bones. if s... : arizona bay
  • So far, I'd definitely go with a slightly larger girl, but there is certainly a line where fat becomes ju... : Q-ball
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  I imagine the female shackers' heads exploding from seething rage due to this thread. : xstatik
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    :'( : felicia
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      cheer up fatty! : vassili_zaitsev
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        Now, I'm not talking about the guy who started this thread, but I've noticed alot of guys like stick-girl... : felicia
        • That's how I like them...curvy. :) : xocsida
        • That's probably a little chubby, but totally doable. : orgcaptainnemo
        • Actually my ex gf was somewhere in that territory, little taller, so better proportioned. I was quite ha : Q-ball
        • is she a linebacker? : multisync
        • "fat" means anything more than the maximum preferred thickness of arms, legs, butt, etc. It puts a wom... : Luminair
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          That isn't bad, given my first ex was the 160, 5'5, your described girl would be two inches taller and 10... : Hello Kitty
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            From my fictional experience, sex with a little too skinny girls >> a little too fat ones : -Panther-
            • Oh I'm not saying it's not. I heartily agree. Down with fatties. : Hello Kitty
          • that's pretty chunky. : orgcaptainnemo
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          it depends on how that weight is distributed, in all honesty. : -Panther-
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            if most of it is in her penis, getthefuckouttathere. : paganritual
            • you can carve that one in stone. : -Panther-
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          5'7 and 150 is pushing it for me. Make it 5'10, and you have a deal. : Caoster007
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            agreed. at that point she'd damn well better have a great personality all head all the time to make it wo... : -Panther-
            • More so, I'll take 5'7 and 140 before 5'10 and 150. : Caoster007
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          youre not the one having sex with her. : paganritual
          • How do you know? ;) : fechols
    • lol : genjuro
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    Only that fat ones. : Hello Kitty
    • That = the : Hello Kitty
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    yeah i was thinking the same thing. sex wont be an issue he has to worry about if he talks like this arou... : paganritual
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      shack = real-world bullshit filter. if a girl wants to see what most 18-30 year old males think, here it ... : -Panther-
      • /puts sex and the city DVD in the drive and presses play. : paganritual
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    I just want to apologize to the women, I understand this is probably pretty derogatory, but most of you a... : askedrelic
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      boo *throughs rotten vegetables* women are just as shallow as men. no need to apologize. : -Panther-
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        Indeed. They're just not as vocal about it. : genjuro
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          it just depends on the circumstances - they can be just as vocal if not MORESO. : Luminair
          • Well yeah, I meant in public. : genjuro
        • they're tactful creatures, I'll give 'em that. : -Panther-
      • This is the correct post. And plus, you know my policy regarding fat chicks! And anyway, why apologiz... : DraconianDevil
      • women are more shallow than men. the extent of which takes on many different forms. : crimrOw
• I fucked a chubby chick once. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again. ... : DraconianDevil
• This is a stupid question. : qwpeoriu
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  It is my personal experience that you must take advantage of the situation, should you find yourself in i... : crimrOw
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    I forgot to point out... Violating a fatty can help alleviate the "negative self respect" factor that a ... : crimrOw
    • I kind of feel dirty, living on the same planet with you. : CRasterImage

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  do what makes you more money. : dilutedq
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    Money can't buy happiness, so I disagree. : orgcaptainnemo
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      When I have a lot of money, I sure feel happy. Could have fooled me. : dilutedq
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        Are you spending it? I said "buy" :) : orgcaptainnemo
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          That really isn't significant to the argument, that making more money makes a person happier and feel mor... : dilutedq
          • I've been happy with and without money, and when I think back it isn't having money that defined if I was... : orgcaptainnemo
          • also keep in mind this varies greatly depending on the individual. In my case I've been most miserable d... : mrtony
      • i'm living comfortably, but while money is nice, and you certainly need money to "survive", it doesn't br... : FrayLo
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      But if it's significantly more and you have self control, you can save up so that you can stop working ea... : jrock
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        on of my doctors just retired at 38. sure as hell makes me rethink my career choice. >:( : mrtony
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          My dad's a doctor in his 50's and he's working harder than ever. Doesn't automatically equal early retir... : slax0r
          • but you have more options. in this case she wanted to stop working to raise a family because that was he : mrtony
        • My dad is a EE and retired at the age of 40. : Enraged Pineapple
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        something about a camel passing through the eye of a needle before a rich man can get into heaven comes t... : rasputinreborn
        • On a practical level, would being able to retire early increase or not increase some level of happiness? : jrock
    • being a doctor can buy you retirement at 40 so you can do whatever you want to make yourself happy : mrtony
• Depends what makes you happier, your job or money. : zeroprey
• I know I don't feel like spending the next 40 years doing something I hate. : omnova
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  also consider that in computer engineering you'll have much less stability (in terms of job security) and... : mrtony
  • Computer engineers can hold their own at the moment, although things always change. Software engineering ... : ieGod
  • computer engineering is not software engineering or Computer Science. : FrayLo
• Don't be a doctor if you don't love it. For your sake and the patient's. : slax0r
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  *ESPECIALLY* if you're not going to like medicine and dentistry, things that routinely deal with the well... : Rice-Rocketeer
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    yeah a miserable dentist doesn't sound like much fun for everyone involved : slackor
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      IIRC, dentists have one of the highest rates of suicide. : psychobean
      • that statistic right there would make me quit the business. Do what you love, money just isn't worth it i... : dixieboi
• That depends on whether what you love is something that'll be financially beneficial to you in the long r... : yoonix
• Do what you like, because you'll most likely be doing it for 40+ years : d fluke
• Do what you love, the money will follow. Maybe not as fast but unless your passion is flipping burgers fo... : Blackdawgg
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  gynocology > rootology : Phil
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9119954 :( : rasputinreborn
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  Engineers start from 40-55k, more with a masters/phd. 7-10 years you're looking at 6 figures. Obvio... : Enraged Pineapple
  • Depending on where you work, stock options/stock purchase plans can greatly incrase that number... ;) : Dimmona
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  your type don't make good doctors. : lakren
  • oh haha i confused you with vodor, i'm so sorry. : lakren
• Only those with no money think that it brings happiness. : idmud
• no matter what you do you''ll get sick of it and hate it and wish you did something else. Have a good li... : alexthegreat2
• If you can be comfy and satisfied with computer money and thats what you like its a no brainer. Now if yo... : mc-fine
• well you do spell like an enginneer. Come be one with us geeks, we enjoy ourselves and make enough money : twostar
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  Become a doctor and work 30 hours a week. Become a Computer engineer and work 80 hours a week and make... : Cyntax
  • Engineering is fun for about 5 years. Then you realize what a chump you are because you are making milli... : Torgo
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    What, seriously? All the doctors I know work a fuckton more than 30 hours a week...! : Rice-Rocketeer
    • Student loans are a bitch. I know a pharmacist who graduated without any student loans and gets by workin... : Sarcastro
  • My mom is a doctor, nearly 60 years old, and she works 60 hours a week. : afty
  • no my friend's a radiologist. he heads in at 5:30am and usually gets home around 7:30-8pm of course, ... : ariakaz
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  My advice is to stay as far away from Computer Engineering as possible. If I had to do it over again, ... : Torgo
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    Why not? What would you major in? : ventro
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      Its not engineering per se, but software industry that kinda sucks. Software especially is turning fro... : Torgo
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        I'm a computer engineering major, but I don't plan on going into software. Engineering in itself is a gr... : FrayLo
        • I'm also in computer engineering. I think too many people get this confused with software engineering. : ieGod
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        When I talk about engineering i'm not talking about programming specifically but like industrial design, ... : ventro
        • Yeah, good luck trying to get into those much-coveted design positions. You're up against some EXTREME... : Rice-Rocketeer
        • industrial design (aka product design) has trace elements of engineering in it (manufacturing knowledge, ... : hobosapien
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        Absolutely not true, or at least a broad generalization. Yes, there are some software markets where low ... : Dimmona
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          err, just for reference - I graduated w/ a BS in EE, and CS and CE minors. If you're in Computer Enginee... : Dimmona
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            Bookmarked for future reference. You seem to be "in the know" :p : monohydrate
            • Feel free to shackmsg me if you have any questions about getting into a embedded development career. Gam... : Dimmona
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  You're wrong. Doctors have to pay ridiculously large sums of money for malpractice insurance. That cuts... : monohydrate
  • Also, as my economics professor once said: It's not about how much money you earn, it's about how well... : monohydrate
• this may sound odd, but you don't HAVE to have one career for your whole life. hell, if you have an MD, ... : crust
• I'm a grad student in Computer Science. I was premed when I started college, but around the middle of so... : afty
• dont go into med school unless you really really want to be a doctor. med school will destroy you otherwi... : sleepyvt
• Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuk of Bioware are examples of doctors who went into computing. : Rice-Rocketeer
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  I read an article about how there was this dude in his last year at Stanford medical and he dropped out t... : -Panther-
  • hahahahaha : hobosapien
  • That's really just stupid. You could make a couple hundred grand, and then work on your art without ever... : DinK
• I think it is. I thought I could do the corporate thing and make piles of money, but I hate my job and do... : Waverider
• Fuck paycheques. Make art, join me in eating cold ravioli out of a can. : DraconianDevil
• So far... doing what I love is rocky, but fun and worth it. Making less money than what I previously did.... : chillin
• If all else is even or close to it, go for money. If you're interested in both medicine and computers, d... : DinK

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  I hate that word. As for better than the original... The Manchurian Candidate, I suppose, mostly becau... : BrodieMan
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    I guess it's a matter of opinion, but the original one was much better to me. : Thresher
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      I understand, but maybe I should also say I didn't enjoy the remake that much either, so I'm not sure if ... : BrodieMan
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        Ick no! Ending in original MC a million times better than the remake ending. : lord cecil
        • I should also say I didn't enjoy the remake that much either : BrodieMan
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  I'm hoping the new Willy Wonka might : nachowray
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    If Planet of the Apes is any indication, I don't have high expectations. : Thresher
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      What if The Night Before Christmas was an indication? : cameljoe
      • except that wasn't a remake? : thekidd
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  New Ocean's 11 >>>> Old one : Prophet6
  • Very true. : SenorSpine
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    I dunno, there is just something about the Rat Pack. : Fred Garvin
    • The ending for the original is better, too. More ironic. : UtilityMaximizer
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      if you love gazing into their hearthrob eyes, then yeah maybe I could see that. Ocean's 11 the remake wa... : DoubleAught()
      • o_O It has more to do with how they capture an era. I'll not deny it's a nostalgia thing. : Fred Garvin
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  new Dawn of the Dead > original! : Luminair
  • No u. No u x 1000 : theo20185
  • I agree completely with this. I loved the original.. but I like my zombie movies more tense and horror f... : mr wolf
  • Not even close. : Haku-Jin
  • no way. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Dawn of the dead Night of the Living Dead remake : YamatoTwinkie
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  Willy Wonka, War of the Worlds, Shrek 2. Is Pixar the only company out there not doing sequels and remak... : capt tripps
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    "Is Pixar the only company out there not doing sequels and remakes." *cough*Toy Story 2*cough* : nudel
    • So the answer is"no," apparently. : BrodieMan
    • To be fair, that was mostly Disney's doing. I doubt Pixar would have made it otherwise. : nurglich
  • I could understand your point on sequels if you were pointing out, say, Mortyr 2. But I'd like to think s... : BrodieMan
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    People always complain that there isn't enough innovation, that all the big-name games are sequels. Well ... : sgtsanity
    • That doesn't prevent non-sequels from being big. The chance of the next id game not being big is slim to... : capt tripps
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  i'm not saying you're one, but i hate it when snobs snub movies simply because it's a remake or re-imagin... : vassili_zaitsev
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    good post. judge the material based on its merits, not the original's. : orgcaptainnemo
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      I understand the point he's making, but you know what? You don't want people to compare to the original, : BrodieMan
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        if they named it, "zombies attack", you'll see the same people bash it for ripping off dawn of the dead! ... : vassili_zaitsev
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          Then here's a concept: Develop original material. I know what you're getting at, but I just can't gras... : BrodieMan
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            I wouldn't call them remakes, I'd say updates. Its still the same movie by and large because it has the ... : orgcaptainnemo
            • Okay, how about the Psycho remake, should we ignore there was an original when it comes to criticism? ... : BrodieMan
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        Directors DO NOT subtitle their movies THE REMAKE. Its the fault of the viewers for not being able to se... : orgcaptainnemo
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          Yeah, but then what's the point of remaking them? I mean, films get remade for a reason- either the origi : mn3m0n1c
          • 99% of the time it's for money, not to improve. : orgcaptainnemo
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          I so disagree. If your creation can't stand on it's own then it shouldn't be made. If it's a remake then ... : Fred Garvin
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            How are you going to know if it stands on its own until you actually make it? You cannot predict the fut... : orgcaptainnemo
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              Right and you have your opinion which is wrong and are entitled to it just as I am. : Fred Garvin
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                Well, you're defining remake as tribute, which is wrong. That's not opinion. : orgcaptainnemo
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                  No, read again I said it should pay tribute. Otherwise it's just a marketing gimmick. : Fred Garvin
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                    I guess I just think your opinion sucks then. : orgcaptainnemo
                    • Right back at ya Skippy! : Fred Garvin
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        and when have you ever seen a director claim their new movie is a re-creation of the original? Your wron... : orgcaptainnemo
        • Exception: Psycho? : mn3m0n1c
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          http://www.ugo.com/channels/dvd/features/zombieweek/zacksnyder_1.asp ZACK SNYDER: One of the things I : BrodieMan
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            there's *2* of... countless? : orgcaptainnemo
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              You said EVER, implying they never do it. That's more than one, that's two. If you'd like me to find more... : BrodieMan
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                Go for it, its your time. : orgcaptainnemo
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                  http://www.stevensoderbergh.net/articles/2001/oceans11pc.htm Question: Steven, when you do a remake or : BrodieMan
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                    He doesn't owe it though. : orgcaptainnemo
                    • Yeah, he doesn't owe it, that's where those goofy things like "morality" and "artistic integrity" come in... : BrodieMan
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        My point exactly. Why call it the same thing when it isn't? I'll be honest, I did like the Battlest... : Thresher
        • I agree, especially when you call it the exact same thing it's ludicrous to say it should stand on it's o... : BrodieMan
  • DotD was good but didn't have shit on the original, and I'm saying this as someone who watched the origin... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Then, why not just make a new movie with a different title? They are just riding on the coat tails of tho... : Fred Garvin
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      Remake = built in audience. Everyone who complains will most likely see it out of curiosity. : Haku-Jin
      • Yeah, it's often a marketing gimmick. There are a lot of movies that don't ever need to be remade or have... : Fred Garvin
  • It's just a likelihood that a remake will be trash... it's not snobbery so much as learning from experien... : thebigbeefsandwhich
  • I loved the remake but in a totally different way than the original. The original was a lot smarter plus... : Haku-Jin
• New BSG > old, let's throw shiny stuff all over the sets, BSG : cacktrot
• Battlestar Galactica (albeit thats a TV Series). : Vorlonesque
• Not a movie, but the new Battlestar galactica (the series not the miniseries) is pretty good. better than... : Backspace
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  Thomas Crown Affair : K1Bond007
  • This was going to be my post. The new one is great. : thief
• Solaris removed about 1.5 long hours from the original. Both are good movies, though. : KungFuKenobi
• Actually, Man on Fire, I completely forgot that was a remake. Say what you will about Tony Scott and t... : BrodieMan
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  Also, the Omega Man was a pretty decent remake of the Last Man on Earth or whatever with Vincent Price. : Vorlonesque
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    Compared to the book they both suck. : Kerath
    • Isn't that how it generally (almost always) works? : Vorlonesque
• i cant wait to see how the new Doom movie compares to the original Resident Evil. sorry : paganritual
• Scent of a Woman is a remake. : Kerath

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  what a tease : r1cola
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    We've all seen her tits by now. : Fred Garvin
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      Yea? Post them again then! : askedrelic
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        i think it was just a nipslip kinda thing : r1cola
        • an ugly nip at that : Nighthavvk
        • so? POST THEM, yo : sabadog
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  Same exact pose as Elle Mcpherson Playboy. : Habibus
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    May 1994 : drucifer
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      +5 memory : creep
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        +7 google skills? : jayares
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          no, I still have it :\ : drucifer
          • similar pose by anna-marie goddard as well : FrayLo
  • that issue was in a Seinfeld ep IIRC : r1cola
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  she's got about 5 more years of being kinda hot, then she's going to look like someones mom. : eskimo spy
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    I'm not a big lohan fan, but that's a milf I would PEG. : Nighthavvk
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      I see hotter chicks at the grocery store, is all I am saying. She's not a great singer, or writer, and sh... : eskimo spy
      • Whoa... where do you go to the grocery store? I wanna come with. : NodTerrorist
      • look a few inches down from her face : MurrayTheSkull
      • white girl + worked for the disney channel = stardom :/ : creep
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  we need a phil size shot :) : losimagic
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    this ones from the inside, but its actually kinda weak IMO http://img124.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img124&imag... : r1cola
    • It's amazing what makup, lighting and editing will do. That looks nothing like her. That said, that is... : ieGod
• She "opens up"... heheheh. : madclown
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  fugly. : deviantpaul
  • Your shackname is accurate. : Kerath
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  i have no clue why anyone thinks this girl is good looking : cru jones
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    you're saying she's not good looking? : vassili_zaitsev
    • she's not great looking, that's a good photo of her though : xenoeye
  • probably because they have a penis and two intact testicles. : DonkeyPopsicle
• no hot pictures inside that magazine, sorry : mr brown