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• well, i'm out of here everyone.. wish me luck! : dextius

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  Man, I'm really bummed out about the level of badass you have to attain to become a video game artist for... : mr3dmax
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    Also the pay isn't that great thanks too the competition. Your expendable because 100 guys behind you wo... : LucyLuBot
    • hence, start your own business : runaway ralph
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      That's what I'm saying. I've wanted to do this since Space Invaders was released, and I can't because now... : mr3dmax
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        Developers use the passion and desire against the people that want the jobs So you're saying that peop... : darweidu
        • No, that's not what I'm saying at all. I am saying that just because you enjoy jacking off animals the in... : mr3dmax
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          Actually, yes. The pay should be based on the skill required to do the job. If it takes a college degr : Ebu
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            I so want a college degree in jacking off zoo animals. I may just say that's what my degree is anyways, n... : zakk
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              Good luck jacking off the Rhino. ;) : mr3dmax
              • Its just like hugging a fat chick. : zakk
          • you're neglecting the "nobody else will do it" factor. skilled or not, if it's a job nobody else wants t : biskits
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            No, it doesn't reflect the skills it takes to do the job. It's just supply and demand. If lots of peop... : darweidu
            • That is why I said 'should' Ideally. Difficult job, 10 years of training required, I don't care how ma... : Ebu
      • I think you are exaggerating the pay a little. I got into this industry at ~$35k up in chicago..you just... : deathofrats
  • First of all, this didn't need to be in reply. If it doesn't take up more than 3 paragraphs, just post. ... : Magitek
  • do you have a degree? that would help with job placement : nadasurf2
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    Do you have a portfolio online? Perhaps we could give you some pointers if you want. : deathofrats
    • http://www.planetunreal.com/expectations/3D/ http://www.planetunreal.com/expectations/zentax/ : mr3dmax
  • dude, don't give up. just keep on keeping on... you cant worry about other people like that, use them for... : cap n KRUNCH
  • Supply and demand my friend. Nothing to do with using people's passion against them. If you are a stan... : stuka
  • I feel you pain. I have now settled for a print/web graphic design job. I stil dream of making games on... : Snifter_42
  • A big problem people in the graphics/design industry have these days, is they aren't confident at all in ... : mankeroo
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  IT jobs are the same thing. Everybody and their dog has an MCSE or whatever certification. Many desktop... : stump
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    that's because support and admin are the IT equivolent of being a janitor. I still can't believe peopl... : seven
    • It pays the bills. : RatBastard
    • Interesting because I know a few network admins who are making very good money in full time positions. T... : stump
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  work on mods, make friends... big companies are never going to give a shit, but someone you knew from hel... : thebigbeefsandwhich
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    mods are deffiently a good way to go : byorn
    • I just finished up the hackerz mod. http://www.planetunreal.com/hackerz/ I'm also currently starting ... : mr3dmax
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  Beta Testing is a good way to get your foot in the door. Work your ass off and people will notice. You ar... : byorn
  • also check out: http://www.gearboxsoftware.com/cogs.html : byorn
  • beta tested for 8 months for http://www.there.com onsite, 10-25 hours per week. Tried like mad to get on... : Snifter_42
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  make your own freaking game. get together with other ppl in your same boat and go out and make your own g... : sleepyvt
  • This is a lost dream :( : scatti

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• I loved 4 and 6, thought 7 was so-so, and loved X. : Ebu
• You'll love X. : Atma Weapon
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  I just started playing X after it sitting on my shelf w/ X-2 since last christmas. Just haven't gotten a... : Deviaant
  • Rent a $15 (used) game? It's in the freaking Players Choice-thingy. Only $20 new. : Ebu

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• Yeah, and I dont like it. : suicidemachine

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  I've worked with Domino on both platforms, and while it may be overkill, the I series server will be hell... : theargent
  • we're just 150 users. Does that number still justify an iSeries : xemployee

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  There is, its called a "masters degree" : Silent Wolf
  • No, it's not. I'm working on my masters degree and I get grilled all the same. : walker270
• In my last technical interview, they asked what an "interface" was (referring to a link between different... : bounty838

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  your slowness with the camera is unacceptable : Nighthavvk
  • One was hot! The rest were not. : asdf
• Was there actual "rioting"? That just looks like a normal crowd. : action roommate

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  um, what? San Andreas has been out for two days. : critch
  • He's not in the USA : zakk
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  Oh wait...Australia, Never mind, sorry for my stupid American thoughts. : critch
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    its okay. right now i care about little else than getting san andreas and getting home. : paganritual
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      So you guys get GTA but not HL2... Anyone else stumped by this one? : omnova
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        I dunno. I think it's kinda silly though for a country to not allow someone to play a game based on it's ... : mr3dmax
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          ia, I am glad Germany got rid of their censorship on +18 games and makes them available to the gamers abo... : rookieone
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            I know a guy that worked on Unreal Tournament. He had to paint lots of robot skins for UT specifically fo... : mr3dmax
            • It's like that: If a game released here is designed in such a way that it forces you to shoot humans as n... : bargeld
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  okay this game is awesme. i was so tempted to get the strat guide they were pimping with the game, but de... : paganritual
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    Strategy guides are a waste of money now that gamefaqs.com exists. : riptyde
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      Have you played GTA:SA yet? There are so many mini-games, side quests and locations in the game I'm ... : ThomW
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        people usually end up making their own maps on gta fansites, and sometimes they are more accurate that th... : captain hampton
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          Yep, that's how I got all the packages in VC. Took a map from a fansite, and printed off a text file fro... : riptyde
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            I am playing Vice City right now and that package thing scares me. I just want to pick up a plane (not he... : bargeld
            • buy the movie studio and do the missions, problem solved. : Fraxxxi
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              Planes suck in VC. All you get is the seaplane, and if you land that on a street then you can't take off... : riptyde
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                NONE OF THIS BITCHING ANSWERS MY QUESTION, BITCHES : paganritual
                • In a review I read online it said that there will be icons you will walk over to enable a 2-player co-op ... : jrock
              • Can you also get a military helicopter? : bargeld
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  OMG OMG OMG OMG I ALLREADY PLAYED IT, YEARS AGO, IT WAS CALLED GTA3!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG : alcaron
  • dont tell me, another person totally excited about halo 1.5? : paganritual

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  The state or the city? : riptyde
  • The district! (DC) : Omaha
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  You should always wear a suit. Save the casual wear for if and when you get the job. : FormerHPB
  • I agree. Always dress your absolute best for first interviews. : silent prophet
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    This man is 100% correct. Be fly. : riptyde
    • for a white guy... : Silent Wolf

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  Well, spent some quality time with GTA:SA last night: The world is amazing. The first map alone is at ... : Dynotaku
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    maybe uranus is riced with a big fart can. : nurall
    • Anyone gotten to Las Venturas yet? What mission path unlocks it? Also, how the fuck do you get past "Air... : chenslee
  • Wow nice, thanks for the review, I can't wait to play it : judge
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    The best part about the game for me was that it just KEEPS GETTING BETTER. Sure, there's some obnoxious m : Helter Skelter
    • Oh yeah, I forgot about being able to jump walls, climb fences. It goes a LONG way in taking from a video... : Dynotaku
  • Cool that barber shop will help me out when I have like 4-5 stars and theres no longer any normal paintab... : Blackdawgg
  • YOU CAN BAIL AND SWIM AND DIVE UNDER WATER!!!! : CaptainTaco
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    Hmmmm, so would you say that it's easier to total up a car and get it to flame up then in the other games... : SpaecKow
    • P.S. Thanks for the writeup xoxoxoxoxox :D ;) : SpaecKow
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      The cars seem about as tough/weak as the other games. I'd personally like it if they were a /bit/ tougher... : Dynotaku
      • Ok kewl. Yeah I remember back in GTA3 you'd get the Banshee and then work so hard to get it to your g... : SpaecKow
  • Also Car customization is a nice addon.. \m/ Nitrous : clue
  • I love all the mini games. In addition to all the classics like Taxi and Vigilante missions, there a... : ThomW
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    Come on man, of course the first mission aren't going to be bad ass crime lord shit. You build up to tha... : bRAINsick
    • Oh and one of my only complaints with the game, is the camera when you drive. Since it's user controlled... : bRAINsick
• I didn't kill that guy. I killed these guys over here. Don't let Bill Cosby fool you. Ask to see hi : silent prophet

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• I love Macro mode on my Camera, will have to take some shots when I get home from work. : Shadowdane
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  damnit I wish I had macro mode on my A70 : cryptical
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    ........ You do. : Squirrely
    • hmm, I suppose I should rtfm again : cryptical

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  Thats awesome if it still works. How great would it be if they gave us a tool to torture myg0t..? : bozer
  • Well, I've seen it happen on a couple of servers, just today. hell, I'm even considering changing my n... : aaarrrgh
  • It doesn't. All the steam updates find their way out to the seven seas. : idmud
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  That'll also ruin the game for legit users, what fun is there to play on an empty server? : idmud
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    shit don't work on regular servers because they get auto-updated by steam and the exploit is fixed : rookieone
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      You don't seem to understand. You're playing on a server where half of the players are using the unpat... : idmud
      • uhh.... : johnny sanguine
      • wth. they're pirates. let the spots fill with legit users. : sixfoot6
• VENGEANCE !! : Caboose
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  "What you are doing is illegal and would probably result in a larger fine/jail sentence than those who pi... : reign27
  • lol, yeah : silentzero
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  I've seen that used on large servers quite a few times.. It still amazes me how many get disconnected, it : d fluke
  • Not if you keep the name, they don't. : aaarrrgh
• That is awesome. I hope the bastards try to go for support, and valve shoots them down. : megarust32
• bahaha that is awsome.. but it says the new cracked version will have already fixed this.. oh well, bette... : ballystix
• Hm I was under the impression that there's no "cracked" servers, just clients... : BaBOon

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• CoD UO is stunning. The final mission was just astoundingly intense, even more so than the rest of the ga... : node
• COD:UO is the most perfect multiplayer game I can see right now. Its trully excelent. This guys have done... : omontero
• I liked it. :[ : Ebu

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• I dont know but I'm sure you're going to die shortly : fluke
• Probably just some psychopath sharpening an axe. : stump
• CHUPACABRA!!!!!!!!!! : andromeda
• Sounds like either a dog yelping or some sort of bird maybe? : m0nkz
• Rutting deer maybe? : trove
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  its a damn crow you pussy! : eldiablo01
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    yea wtf honestly : jcutner
    • damn city-folk. *chews on straw* : -Panther-
• Sounds like some sort of animal : fishbone
• Its El Pollo Diablo!! : crunkfunk
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  grab a flashlight and go exploring. : andromeda
  • Make sure you bring a jug of whiskey with you and your harmonica, too. : felicia
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    If you bring any weapons you must switch between the weapon and the flashlight, none of this taping or us... : Chod
    • signed. : andromeda
    • I laughed :) : aavenr
    • Bring 2 and bind your quickswitch : mallrice
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  sounds like some girl screaming in terror and pain each time someone stabs a sharp knife into her eye soc... : ashke
  • LOL @ sweet potatoes : action roommate
• Someone is trying to get their blood soaked chainsaw to start back up as they approach your home. : monohydrate
• i don't know but i'm going to chop that up and try to use it in a song .. i'll let you know if it works o... : Mansmells
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  It's that Harold guy who doesn't use Verizon : invisible_kid
  • Hahaha. : dltrem
  • Hahaha. : dltrem
  • can you hear me now? : ghost hacker
• your impending death. : paganritual
• That's me. : dltrem
• Bigfoot? : mr3dmax
• Im in your woods, killing your squirrels : Snifter_42
• sounds like a dog barking but farther away so that the sound is muffled. : Dan 101
• Maybe ChubbChubbs? : apoenchen
• coyote : smax
• update: made it through the night, not dead. : opengl128

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• It. Is. Fucking. Awesome. That is all. : Ebu

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  I saw it a few days ago and I will agree it looks awesome. : thejm4n
  • I've been playing since I got home from work today and its now 2:30...i can't get enough of this shit. Pi... : mankeroo
• We need more converts. My copy is still still in the mail but mankeroo likes it and I don't think I've s... : dltrem
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  I think I'm going to pick up AC4 for $5 at BB when I buy GTA:SA : BulletPro
  • Good choice. After playing it in all likelihood you'll feel the need to purchase AC5. : dltrem
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  $130 :[ i wont get it unless i get that flightstick and throttle : captain hampton
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    GOOD IDEA. Let me tell you, the flightstick (w/ FORCE FEEDBACK!) is SO worth it...I also think AC5 is _mu... : mankeroo
    • shut up! shut up! i bought GTA:SA however many days ago, and yet Ace Combat 4 still gets more game time. ... : burningtrees

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  Maybe something is wrong with the harddrive and not the motherboard? : TwiLyght
  • Quite possibly, it is about 5-6 years old. : bounty838
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  very strange, maybe its failing to boot from the bios and is using a backup (can't remember if they have ... : chazums
  • I'll give that a shot. Don't think I have flashed it at all since I got it. Worth a try. : bounty838
• Mine does this also if you watch it seems when it initial boots it looks for raid drives or something acc... : Yabrodan
• Asus manufactures a bunch of K8V Deluxe boards with faulty capacitors. Check your caps ASAP. RMA yo... : shassard

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• jealous of the big black wang I'm thinkin : red2lucas
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  He's a gangsta. His wife was too scared to leave him. I thought last nights show was good, this new ca... : Slowtreme
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    i thought the cave/beach thing was pretty stupid. it would be easy to keep a signal fire going AND have ... : Slash
    • i think it's more representative of people refusing to give up hope that they are going to be rescued rea... : Clay
    • if it turns into Lord of the Flies, I'm going to be SERIOUSLY over it. : red2lucas
• It was a pretty nice watch... : silent prophet
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  I'm sorry, being in Australia - how do you get to see Lost? Cable? Cuz, I keep hearing about this sho... : SpaecKow
  • we get it on ABC, one of the big OTA networks : Clay
  • it's not exactly on tv here yet. : ghale
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  Is it a myth that some Asian husbands still act like that? : EvilDolemite
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    has nothing to do with him being Asian, but everything to do with him being a cock smoker. : red2lucas
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      Well I used to hear that some Japanese households were very "strict" with male/female traditions. Of cou... : EvilDolemite
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        well he's Korean for starters hehehe, but I know what you're saying. I'll ask my Japanese friend. She's o... : red2lucas
        • Well I can tell you this much, I dated a Filipino girl, her family moved to the states from Manila and h... : gendail
  • if it's on TV it must be true!!! : darkT
• I love how network TV perpetuates stereotypes. : spectr3
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  But he's the MAN on JBPH! Tom Baker or something.... : jooky
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    No, he's the one that left the back-door and let the dood escape! : jake
    • That was Tony's fault, tho. : riptyde
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  When she went "I want to talk to you" I nearly did a spit take on my diet pepsi : rakshas
  • that was hilarious - multisync had asked "what's with all the subtitles?" and i was typing "they don't sp... : Clay
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  Hey now, I haven't seen last nights episode yet. It's tivo'd for later of course. : asylumn
  • how is that our fault or problem? : Clay
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  Hey, he's a hitman (or something similar), of course he's going to have some marital issues. In other... : CSParsons
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    heheh I was gonna type the same thing, such a hot line. I hope I stumble across a girl's shirt who's owne... : red2lucas
    • Easy, just start carrying around a bee hive. : CSParsons

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• congrats! *applauds* : kbnerd
• you're an internet celebrity : erotic sock
• need i yes want u cus sex monkey beef.. O_O : node
• Polanks you be insane : Utopia
• http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=node&r=f WTF? You bitches all better vote for the network ... : node
• Kerry forgot about Polansk :( : Blackdawgg
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8776431 : steelsamurai

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• fap fap fap it's up? : jrock

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• he'll break his thumb if he hits like that : chazums
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  good thing most pro athletes swing like girls and have the aim of a cs n00b. : DapperDan
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    remember the Alonzo Mourning / Larry Johnson fight? Best fight ever. Big angry 'Zo slapping like a girl, ... : Clay
    • That one was a classic. : riptyde
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  ... is he biting his cock? sure looks like it. : Fraxxxi
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    Stuck in that dude's position, i would go for the cock-headbutt. : headless
    • with your username? doubt it ;) : Fraxxxi
• I can't even believe that's Eddy Curry behind them. Amazing how much weight he can lose in a contract ye... : Eratik
• in the NBA, you get fined if you even look at a fight. it's pretty crazy : Clay
• Yeah, I can't ever see Kurt Hinrich pulling anything close to a dirty play. : fatman
• His name is Kirk :( ps. Eddy Curry is a pussy. : Deathlove

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  http://www.win.tue.nl/sequoiaview/ : darcspeed
  • thanks! : redfive
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  http://www.werkema.com/software/spacemonger.html : asylumn
  • I like this one too : Slowtreme
  • ohhh a standalone exe as well, I likey. : darcspeed
• http://shackfaq.portax.net/?qid=56 that first one is the one I've always used. Pretty freaking cool if... : fatman

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  well I have to go write my first ever university exam in 5 minutes. wanna trade? I do... : Fraxxxi
  • Not really. I have enough homework (read: Engineering) that I havent been doing because I have no energy ... : Squirrely

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  haha check out the COVER: http://www.simonsays.com/content/content.cfm?sid=33&pid=502373 : MatthewPhillips
  • Awesome. wedon'tthrowat.260hitters'd : Deathlove
• If this is interesting to you, find a copy of Rob Neyer's "Feeding The Green Monster" - I think he sells ... : Deathlove

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  DON'T PANIC : Phil
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    DON'T PANIC <-thats how you do it, the douglas adams way. : captain hampton
    • I was hoping someone got that. It's all so Hitchhiker-like. : Phil
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  QUARENTINE'D! : davislovestacobell
  • they can try all they want but they can't keep me in biatch! : ^-SeaWolf-^
• Call Help Me Howard : fatalsync
• That doesnt make any. Fucking sense. The main part of most construction bids/contracts includes the cl... : Squirrely

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• Got any positions available? :-/ : spectr3
• Oh holyshit that would rock. Take your camera please. : Phil
• Have they figured out the parade route yet? I was hoping that it would be tomorrow so I could take a loo... : plunkymeadows

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  You need to get a new job man, everything pisses you off. : Silent Wolf
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    I'm a happy guy, really. : EvilDolemite
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      ah ok, just checking heh, im not complaining because i find your rants hilarious just making sure you wer... : Silent Wolf
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        Honestly, I don't act like I post. I hope some people understand this and don't shy away from hooking up... : EvilDolemite
        • *throws on opera music as evildolemite kills everyone in the room* .....sure your not. :D : Silent Wolf
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    I'm glad you pointed this out - Anytime I see a user name starting with 'E' I prepare myself for some mor... : kgargonmagrix79
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      Give me a break. This is the Shack. I can vent here. I can laugh here. It's a place where one can act... : EvilDolemite
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        "I'm so easygoing it's ridiculous..." vs "If you're the type who let's everything roll and is happy sunsh... : kgargonmagrix79
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          Real me vs. Shack me, that's all. : EvilDolemite
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            so this is your testing ground for being a pessimist? :) : kgargonmagrix79
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              More like the place I can release all my shitty rants, uneducated ramblings, and sexual innuendo :) An... : EvilDolemite
              • ^^great minds think alike : Fraxxxi
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  That's right up there on my list of dumb vanity plates with people who put their initials and their spous... : riptyde
  • yeah cuz that's something special. not like CIVIC04 : jigstah
• Yeah it's pretty lame, but the other day I saw a hot as hell red Holden with the plates RedHSV - even the... : SpaecKow
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  It's not that bad... saw an S4 with S4RCE (S-Force) on it the other day, big BBS wheels, big Brembo's, an... : zyklonbee
  • an old friend of mine had an s4. hit plates were 'MY S4 8U' : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • Yeah, I think it's cool as long as there's some play on the name - as long as there's some brainpower bei... : Caboose
• haha some guy here has CBRASVT on his like 1999 droptop mustang. everyone out here has a mustang : jigstah
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  PMPN8EZ has always been my favorite plate. (there are a few L3TH4X0R variations around here too (PMPN8EZ : Piggyson
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    Holy crap that's awesome... I need to see if I can get that here. Hehe one of my friends has "1337" as... : riptyde
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      heh, thats almost as nerdy as Omaha's : cryptical
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        He has the OPENGL one, right? : riptyde
        • A guy down the street has "TROGDOR" on his RS 2.5 coupe. : EvilDolemite

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  P.S. first post from new job! :D : DKo5
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    congrats. How you like the area? : Silent Wolf
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      Its GORGEOUS around here. Trees and green stuff everywhere. Its been raining a lot, but I dig the rain. : DKo5
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        where are you? : Clay
        • Nashville, TN! YEEHAW! HOWDY YA'LL! * DKo5 busts out with a hoedown. : DKo5
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  I meant to say thanks for the PLEASE DONT KILL ME FREAKY JASON clip the other day :) I lol'd. I watched... : Phil
  • You're welcome - thought you'd enjoy it :D. While making the 2,100mi drive from CA to TN a friend and I w... : DKo5

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  Yeah I'm done getting them and recomending them myself. Tired of that company's shit. They seem to quit... : tsuba
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    Any printer you can reccomend? I print out quite a bit of material for research/reference, most color so... : Crimsonbeak
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      Epson. : jcutner
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        IAWTP epson makes me wet... just got an epson pro 4000 professional. Its so professional that it ha... : re-verse
        • Wow, that's professional. : bounty838
• Yeah pretty much every company is like that. If you are doing full page high res color that shit is gone... : Chod
• Every Lexmark Ive used has had awesome output. But they are shitty on ink as well. : johnny skidmarks
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  They basically sell ink jet printers at cost, and make their money on ink refills. Laser jet might be mo... : SlimJim
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    Yeah I am thinking of dropping the 600 on a Color Laserjet. : Crimsonbeak
    • you gotta realize that on some color lasers you wont get the same dpi in color as you would with inkjet. : captain hampton
• why not buy some cartridges on eBay? I got some for my old Epson printer at $1.50/cartridge, plus shippin... : MikkleThePickle
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  Canon has different tanks for each color. No more throwing away ink. : bunkminster
  • yeah I love my canon i950 : cryptical

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• cooooooooooooooooooooool : Megara9
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  Now put those brains into armored machines that can walk! : bargeld
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    I thought that said "answering machines that walk". : erotic sock
    • ONE MESSAGE! CHECK ME! DON'T WALK AWAY I WILL FOLLOW YOU! : fugu124
    • Kinda like the autodialer that Homer got on The Simpsons. : riptyde
• this just in: worked great until a large piece of bumpmapped gouda was inserted as the air to air missle ... : Fyunch Click

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• Anyone this morning? : sharkII
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  like this? http://www.textrush.com/formatx.htm Not sure if that's what your looking for or not. Maybe... : asylumn
  • Yes - like the first one... thank you. : sharkII

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• I'll send you one if you put up those nude pics : red2lucas
• teh new pontiac gto is as close as you'll get :( : cygnus
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  Meh. Aussie cars are meh. euro > * :) I resent them because their existence artificially jacks u... : seven
  • It's funny you should mention the price. Top gear just did a group test of 3 cars USA, Aussie and British... : scanline
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    I may be reading the Shack at the wrong time to catch most of what you say, but I don't ever remember see... : ghale
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      fuck thorpy, we need seven promoting Australia. : red2lucas
      • that's one way to keep the tourists out :p We should stick to talking about photography and bisexual s... : ghale
    • He mostly bitches about the stupid laws. : EvilDolemite
    • you'd rather I lie and pretend the place is perfect? That's not patriotism, that's lame. The federal g... : seven

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  what! and that begins to read like bad porn towards the end : erotic sock
  • the entire site is a literary sex crime. : seven
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  So if a guy did this, it'd be rape right?! :D : d fluke
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    considering the rest of the site, this article does not appear factual. : industro
    • *puts away burlap sack and other hobo gear* ..and I was looking forward to being woken up randomly by ... : d fluke

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• Pick up a copy on the way home from the pub? :) : r0gerr0ger