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  OK, bear with me as this is a visual joke: You: Why do chicks love Jesus? Them: Why? <Stretch arms... : CA Flynn
  • What do you get your ex girlfriend for her birthday? A dildo and some slippers that way if she dont li : dark1138
• Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three. : thekidd
• Alright... So, three blonds walked into a bar... You'd really think at least one of them oughta have s... : SilverSnake
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  Quick!!! Link this man to p0rn! : pigvomit
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    BACK foul tempter of flesh!!! : Simulacrum
    • And buy GTA: SA!!! Even if you cant afford it!!! Do it!! dooooo eeetttt! : pigvomit
• Q: What's green and flies through the air? A: Super pickle! : helvetica
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  what did joekamel say to his hand? NO GOOP FOR YOU! : edgewise
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    remember, all these other ones are rehashes. ^^This one is original. Jesse jane plz : edgewise
    • that's true, and it was the best joke ever, except that i know you're banging some hot action, so NO U : joekamel
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  Works every time... http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8065471 : Don Vito Corleone
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    bwahahahaha nice one! : pigvomit
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      no love for the monkey? : pigvomit
      • yeah really. I know it's old, but damn if it isn't a good joke. now gimme my porn! : Don Vito Corleone
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    a winner is here : joekamel
    • Haha nice, I didnt want that monkey joke to be looked over. Great stuff. I laughed quite a bit from tha... : pigvomit
    • YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care which one I get(but I want one). Just make sure she's HAWT! : Don Vito Corleone
  • WINNAR! should be at least : burningtrees
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  Q. Why do men come before women? A. Who cares? : Fyunch Click
  • Along those lines: Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: Because they think we care. : Simulacrum
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  A set of jumper cables walk into a bar The bartender says "Ill serve you, but you better not start som : krym3
  • NO LOVE?!?! You got to be kidding me (Pun intended) : krym3
  • I liked this, but... : joekamel
  • Gold : DoubleAught()
• What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it to you. : darcspeed
• This post brought to you by the letter J. : kek
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  A piece of string walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink, but the bartender says "Im sorry, w... : Cottc Cid
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    wheres the joke? : spector
    • i read it twice, couldn't find it. : Clay
    • Read the last line again Im a frayed knot : Cottc Cid
    • c'mon man... that was obvious... frayed knot? : TheNiXXeD
    • a frayed knot....yes it sucked. : pigvomit
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I heard this one years ago in the Simcity 2000 credits and never got it. Oh man! : Omaha
• Man standing on a barrel :WHAT DID THE GAY MAN SAID TO THE OTHER GAY MAN Talking dog : I dunno (the... : Utopia
• Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes... : godwit
• A penguin is driving down a hot stretch of road in the midwest when his car suddenly breaks down. Tha... : Redfield
• Whats the best pick up line to use in a gay bar? May I push in your stool? : johnny skidmarks
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  Hey, I am there with you about the porn addict thing. I gave up my internet connection when I moved at t... : deathofrats
  • That's what I'm talking about : joekamel
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  Joke blatantly stolen from the shack some time ago: I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating ... : malevolence
  • I enjoyed this one : lord_omega
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  What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYY! (hehe gets me everytime!) =] : mastarp
  • roflmao : johnny skidmarks
  • Why did the woman cross the road? That is not the point. Why isn't she in the kitchen. : Nickodemis
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7918777 : EvilDolemite
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  You guys have forgotten the greatest joke of all time: A pirate walks into a bar and he's got the whee... : Clay
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    I liked this, but I've seen it too many times : joekamel
    • i didn't want the porn, just can't believe somebody forgot to tell it : Clay
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  ORANGE HEAD JOKE http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7263253 : pupismyname
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    Classic. : lazarusb
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      if i don't win i'm banning every last one of you motherfuckers. except lazarusb. : pupismyname
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        That joke was like getting a blowjob from the hottest model you can imagine, then looking down and seeing... : EvilDolemite
        • alright was there something else about that joke or was it just suppose to be stupid? : carazy
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  Disclaimer: Ethnicities are interchangable etc. and are not meant to slander any one nationality. A Fr... : WaterSign
  • Like... no love here? : WaterSign
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  A man walks into a bar and orders three shots of whiskey in three separate shot glasses. After drinkin... : Redfield
  • I liked : joekamel
• works best hearing it rather than reading it... guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing ... : ^-SeaWolf-^
• So there is Pedofile and a little girl walking through the woods one day. They enter the scary part of t... : amrbean
• What do pirates back up their porn on? CDARRRRRRRs! : CapnChaos
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  I posted this a few days ago, but I think nobody read it http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8834155 : action roommate
  • i laughed here too : joekamel
  • i liked yours the 4th best : joekamel
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  >>> A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money : Ryno
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    this one is good too, but the monkey joke still has it : pigvomit
    • But there can be 3 winners right? ;) : Ryno
  • nice, another winner is here : joekamel
• A young army soldier arrives at his newly assigned base overseas. As his new squad members finish tellin... : riptyde
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  How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them : lord_omega
  • Ooohh. I suspected the punchline would be something like that. : mindmann
  • I love dead baby jokes. Q: What's blue and sits in the corner? A: A baby playing with a plastic bag? ... : WaterSign
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    What's worse than 4 dead babies in a garbage can? A dead baby in 4 garbage cans. :( : pwnage1232
    • wow these jokes are A+ material. : dilutedq
• Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes... : Ratalon
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  My favorite: A happily married man had only one complaint - his wife was always nursing sick birds. : indosauros
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    That. Is. Terrible. : action roommate
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      terribly... funny rite? : indosauros
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        Yes. ur rite. Except not. : action roommate
        • :[ : indosauros
  • I laughed at this one. =/ : mindmann
  • A brutal crime against humanity. : EvilDolemite
• Fallegt meni hérna! : gummijoh
• Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggie. : xocsida
• Why did the cowboy have shit on his mustache? sing: Lookin' for love in all the wrong places... : Snifter_42
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  Half Life 2 will be out on Sept 30th. : Gabe Newell (#1044) : Dimmona
  • bwahahahaha... well played : Snifter_42
• What is the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload bowling balls? You can't unload th : c_man_tmt
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  What do you call a dead parrot? a polygon : Snifter_42
  • What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher! : action roommate
• a baby seal walked into a club.... : supermonkeyballz
• What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded! : seiber3d
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  Since election time is near : An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but o... : metldude
  • I've heard the same joke with Bush as the butt. : EvilDolemite
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  what's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls? you can't : itsjames
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    GOD DAMMIT! >< This joke has already been told :( : itsjames
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8857294 haha : c_man_tmt
      • such a great joke ;) : itsjames
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  Well i think the U.S.A is a joke??? : Delightfuldruid
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    /bombs Delightfuldruid's country. Hey, it was a pre-emptive strike... : EvilDolemite
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      yawns..... yea doesnt matter your country is once agian gonna elect a retard.... lol god i still cant bel... : Delightfuldruid
      • well thats enlightening political discourse. GG LOLZ NO U : pigvomit
      • Hey, I don't like our president either. In fact I didn't vote for him... : EvilDolemite
  • What country are you from druid? : xocsida
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    OH OH! THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET JOE! SEND HIM A CD!! : johnny rotten
    • + plz ban for attempting to troll up a non political thread with stupid political comment : johnny rotten
  • personal attack. : Delusional
• since dead baby joke thing has already been started. What do you get when you shove a knife in a de : Turd Ferguson
• And so the joke was born... hehe : Delightfuldruid
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  here's mine: I haven't had sex in 2 years. : g0nk
  • ouch dude !!!! joke is on you really. : ghost hacker
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    try 6 years. : Turd Ferguson
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      Yeah, well I'm a virgin! : WaterSign
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        Me too! well, depends on your definition... : mindmann
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          sheep don't count : qwpeoriu
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            >=( Sheep would count, i think. And no, of course that's not what i'm talking about. =P : mindmann
            • sheep only count if they could say no. : creep
          • if it bleeds, it breeds : CRaY SV1
        • You mean you've been taking it anal, but not giving it vaginal? : Caboose
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        how old are you though? : Turd Ferguson
        • 22 years old and have never even been kissed. : WaterSign
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  I'm gonna put in a few here, since I figure more is better. First 2 were told to me years ago from some g : moofrog
  • yes, you are going to hel : joekamel
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  Ok, well, here's a blatently partisan policial joke i heard on the radio a while back. I don't know many : mindmann
  • Double your drive-space: delete Windows! : Delightfuldruid
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    I posted this a while ago :( I think it first showed up on fark tho : itsjames
    • I heard it on air america. Hadn't seen it online yet. : mindmann
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  My favorite: It's closing time at the bar when Our Hero, who has been engaged with a gaggle of co-eds : Odoyle
  • ouch . : sharkII
• "Speed kills. Switch to Windows95 and save lives!" : Delightfuldruid
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  God says to Eve, "My Child, you have endured insufferable hours of solitude in My Garden, and I have prov... : WaterSign
  • Ok that one is good lol : Delightfuldruid
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  There was a male whale and a female whale swimming along in the ocean. The male whale suddenly stopped sw... : theo20185
  • hahahah. so bad. : mindmann
  • I'm beginning to think that long, drawn out puns just make shitty jokes. : action roommate
• How did the police figure out that Jeffrey Dalhmer was a smoker? They found some butts behind the couc : Dimmona
• Rectum? Damn near killed em' ! : mindshot
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8509438 http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8460544 I don't want any ... : dltrem
  • i chuckled a little : joekamel
• Warning! Lame Joke Ahead An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician check into different rooms of a ... : ieGod
• Three actuaries go hunting in the woods. A duck flies out from a bush and the first raises his shotgun a... : Omaha
• Dear Terri: I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" perio... : ArtilleryMarker
• I once say a guy get stabed in the eye... : Dan 101
• Winners: Don Vito Corleone, Redfield, Ryno : joekamel
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  A penis walked into a vagina. : mofo
  • hell yeah I get laid!! : vagina
• Consolation Prize(s): Two men walk into a bar full of beautiful, hot, sexy women. One man says to the... : rosewood

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  let's go back to that downpayment and plan for that first. you want to hit your cash stream goals in c... : Downforce
  • But it's kinda silly to miss out on the employer contribution and tax benefits of a 401(k), no? : cameljoe
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    I have to disagree with this somewhat. In my opinion, NOTHING should take precedence over long term (reti... : digitalburro
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      The question was whether or not to increase my 401(k) and Roth contributions, not to stop them completely... : cameljoe
      • the only reason to increase your 401k would be if your company increased their match as well. Their matc... : AssGoblin
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        my personal philiosophy when it comes to 401k and Roth is to always max them out, regardless of employer ... : digitalburro
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          because if I maxed out my 401(k) (which is 20% of pretax), then I wouldn't be able to have a very big dow... : cameljoe
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            by max out he probably means maximize your employer contribution. : FrayLo
            • sorry, should have been more clear, what I mean by maximize is this: The maximum amount you can contr... : digitalburro
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  Wait wait wait, hold up. People still have discretionary savings in this day and age? /mourns pre-tec : Lunatic Angelic
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    Yeah, and I'm 24. I think I'm rare. Actually, the first savings goal I have is to build up enough mon... : cameljoe
    • I have been trying that for a while ... I am sure it will never happen until I get a raise which would be... : kanix
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  the 401k money will be locked up and extremely difficult and expensive to use for a house. I'd put the m... : AssGoblin
  • I think Roth IRA is locked up for five years. I'll check. : cameljoe
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    Well if they're doing employee matching, you always do that amount first. The way I arranged it origin... : Dobbs
    • interesting, I didn't know you could borrow against your 401k : AssGoblin
    • yeah, that's how I did it too. almost done paying myself back - and considering how poor the market has b... : hirez
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      One problem with borrowing against your 401(k) is that you will have to repay the loan within 90 days of : cameljoe
      • that may depend on your employee/401k holder. Mine told me that if I were to lose my job, they'd send me ... : hirez
      • Yep, I got laid off and had to pay back 1600 bucks. It certainly could tie one to their job. An ide... : Dobbs
  • You need to also figure out the opportunity costs of tying up your money in a 401K. For the most par... : Torgo
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  you're employer matches X up to Y. Y is the amount you want to put into the 401k : enigmatic
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    oh, $3000/yr in a Roth IRa, so you want to max that out second...then look at other options. Dave Rams... : enigmatic
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      You can contribute more to a Roth IRA now. And I'm already saving Y, my question was should I save mor : cameljoe
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        ahh, I think there's better returns out there once you get past the employeer contribution...unless you'v... : enigmatic
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          24 and married. We're not planning on selling the house ever, hopefully stay there until we die. So r... : cameljoe
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            in that case, retirement stuff now will pay off HUGE later. You're in the same boat that I'm in (24& m... : enigmatic
            • This man is right. I'm 24 too. Live a simple basic life, and build up every dollar of savings that you ... : DinK
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              But I don't want to retire. :( I'm working until I'm dead, darnit. : cameljoe
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                What if you take a job where you are forced to retire? : Chod
                • I don't plan on taking a job where they force me to retire. Software developer geezer for life, yo! ... : cameljoe
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  ALWAYS contribute enough to your 401k to max out the employer match. It's free money! You can't hope to... : SatansLilHelper
  • ^^^CORRECT ANSWER! Unless of course, you bet it all on horse #4 of the 6th race. But in the theme of be... : Don Vito Corleone
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  Here is what I suggest, and I am not sure where exactly you are ... so I am going to start very early (I ... : Nation
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    if only all of us could afford 15 year mortgages : FrayLo
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      Actually, I've been looking and the payment side of a 15 over a 30 isn't Huge, it's more like 200 a month... : enigmatic
      • Yeah, 15 years aren't a ton more and are a LOT smarter. Basically you're living in a paid-for house befo... : DinK
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      Is your area the "hundreds of thousands for any house" type? After living here, I don't see myself ever ... : DinK
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        Heh, yeah...here in Seattle land is uber-expensive. Even if you head out to the suburbs, it's still $200... : FrayLo
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          dammit, submitted before i was ready and $200 is a very conservative estimate...it's probably MUCH more. ... : FrayLo
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            Fuck. You realize with $400K around here or even in any of the midwest, you could live a middle class li... : DinK
            • You'd have to have 400k up front, though. : cameljoe
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            Seattle...own a house in the city?!?! Um...no. My townhome cost about $219k, and it has already appreci... : Don Vito Corleone
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              "Oh, and I live in Federal Way!" you go man, enjoy Felony Way. : dmiller
              • Hijack: Is there a tenative release date for F.E.A.R.? please don't say 2006. : edgewise
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              Well, yes, exactly. But I'd rather live in the city...I'm a city boy :( : FrayLo
              • you're looking at condos starting at 300k then : str8upkiller
      • LA sucks. even in my ghetto area houses are starting at $350,000 which I can't aford right now. : lacker
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    but NatioN, question for ya: surely it doesn't make sense to pay off a car loan I have (part of your goal : DoubleAught()
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      where in the hell are you making 10 to 12? That pretty aggressively investing, so I those numbers aren't ... : kevp
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        well, starting young and considering we're coming out of a minor recession, I figure I can afford to be a... : DoubleAught()
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          It's virtually impossible to beat the market for that long. I call shenanigans. : cameljoe
          • the fund I'm looking at averaged 15.19% over the last 17 years, which beats Vanguards or the index fund t... : DoubleAught()
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          I guess I'm thinking in terms of annual returns on retirement investments. Well i've invested mine very a... : kevp
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            It's pretty much impossible to beat the market over the long run. I'm just sticking with index funds... : cameljoe
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              For details, http://www.fool.com/mutualfunds/indexfunds/indexfunds01.htm . : cameljoe
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                and http://www.ifa.com/Library/Support/Articles/Popular/Clements/ClementsOnlyFools9-15-2002.htm : cameljoe
                • there was a prudential retirement guy who spoke at my company a couple weeks ago, he said less then 10% o... : josecuervo
      • http://flagship2.vanguard.com/VGApp/hnw/FundsPerformance?FundId=0040&FundIntExt=INT&DisplayBarChart=false... : cameljoe
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    Sounds like you've read Dave Ramsey's book. :) : Gary the Llama
    • Pay yourself first, cause no one else will!actually David Bach says that, but it's still sound advice : kevp
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  This calls for the UtilityMaximizerSymbol to light up the sky... : nova_x
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    he's an economist. not a financial advisor. : cameljoe
    • oh so little you know about economists. : nova_x
• It's already been said, but try as hard as you can to max out your contributions to your 401k. Forget So... : i am the baker
• I guess I should've clarified: my company will match half of what I put into my 401k, up to 8% of my pret... : cameljoe

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• 600 MILLION! Dollars! : -TKF-
• Specifically: http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/71207/wo/5y1qFre1CpwO2QLLw... : king_darius
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  Really, who needs room for 15,000 songs. : Clay
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    When you're working with lossless, it's about 1/10 of that, so I need about an 80 GB iPod >:( : Zero|DPX
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      encode the MP3's with LAME (in VBR mode). Just about perfect sounding at an average of 200kbps or so... : cameljoe
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        Unfortunately VBR does sound worse than 320... just rip 320 and you'll be set. : TheNiXXeD
        • not coming out of an ipod jack it doesn't : josecuervo
        • Is that your own personal experience? If not, post a comparison (link or mp3) between an LAME-encode... : cameljoe
        • irrationalaudiophilia*d : PUPSTAHS
        • I am lolling while throwing my little umbrella at you. : moz
        • Coming from something like an ipod, er, no sorry. : SykelSeven
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          Neither of you guys is an audiophile. MP3, at ANY bit rate, has compression artifacts. I only have a ... : Zero|DPX
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            The problem is that the only lossless format the iPod plays is Apple Lossless, which is proprietary and t : Toraz Chryx
            • OK, true. I forgot that on this post, but I had considered it earlier. There are two problems with .WAV... : Zero|DPX
          • Ok. Do a blind test with a LAME-VBR mp3 file and the original CD (i.e. you don't know which one is which... : cameljoe
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    seriously, 4gb is more than enough for me. : vassili_zaitsev
    • I can't afford an Ipod, so I'll have the socks instead: Jobs also announced a range of whimsical iPod ... : AndyBurnes
  • that shit is useful for people like me who only has 100mb+ sets : Utopia
  • I want it, but you're right I don't need it. darn : vigilante
  • *Raises hand* I use 256kbit mp3 files, my 10GB 2nd gen ipod is almost filled. and have lots of cd's i ... : -TKF-
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    yo! TBH, I'd take a 100GB portable music device + data storage device that size if I could get one..... : Toraz Chryx
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      Cuz it would require syncing with two different programs? Would make it more complex. : cameljoe
      • Heard of intuition? Using IPhoto would be the intuitive thing to do. Using a music program to fuck with... : vigilante
  • Me. I fill my 10 gb one up easily. : unlurker
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  masturbation....it's all just form over function masturbation... : biskits
  • you say this like masturbation is a bad thing : thekidd
• dark grey + orange would have been better : mankeroo
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  damn, i was hoping this would be the color ipod. =( : Torm
  • It is. Check out the pictures section - shows album art and GUI in color, although it's not all that spe... : bounty838
• i wish they had gone with a white wheel instead of that horrificly bright ass red :( brushed aluminum wo... : headless
• I want the U2 one :( http://www.apple.com/ipod/u2/ : OverBurN
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  I don't get the point of this... $100 for a color screen and the ability to view photos on it? Why bothe... : artillery
  • Yeah still having to pay $100 to be able to copy photos on to it sucks ass. If it had a media port they'd... : SpiderMonkey
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  did they release iphoto for the PC with this? : losimagic
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    that would at least make SOME sense... : artillery
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      yeah, i was hoping they would, seeing as they ported itunes for the windows release of the ipod but it se... : losimagic
      • They ported iTunes AFTER releasing a Windows ipod. : Toraz Chryx

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• They've sold more than 10 million records. : vigilante
• Because of those stupid glasses. Otherwise I think they make great music. : d3tached
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  that new song sucks balls. every time i hear "catorce" instead of "quatro" i want to rip his larynx out. : biskits
  • Yes, seriously. What the fuck is the reason behind that? : king_darius
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    1, 2, 3, 14!!!! : ShadeOGreen
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      And it sounds like he's saying "unos" also. >:( : king_darius
      • there are many a uno : pinkeye
  • It's thier 14th album maybe? : tbreffni
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  U2 has kicked ass for a while. IMO they peaked with Achtung Baby, not Joshua Tree as most fans will say. ... : edgewise
  • I liked Achtung Baby a hell of a lot too. But The Joshua Tree is some transmitted-from-the-heart-of-the-... : filtersweep
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    As someone who grew up in Ireland, I must say i'm surprised... achtung baby was absolutely badass. : headless
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      you're surprised someone else likes AB? : edgewise
      • i'm surprised MORE people don't :) : headless
• never liked them. just like i never liked halo. : sleepyvt
• I don't have any of their albums. But, i have 3 dvd's :-) : -TKF-
• Because 'the last couple albums haven't been incredible.' I love the older U2 albums. Doesn't mean i ... : deathofrats
• Their 80s stuff is great, but they haven't had a hit album for nearly ten years. Their presence in pop c... : digweed014
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  Because Bono's a dick. Duh. : SiW73
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    yeah, but every brit pop singer is a dick! : sigma
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      he's irish. : moz
      • ireland, britain, what's the difference? >:) : sigma
    • U2 != Brit pop : smellslikefish
  • I hear he punches babies in the gut. : filtersweep
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  you're right. The Joshua Tree IS a classic album. For that matter Achtung Baby was great ... even i : hatelull
  • I'll admit, I tend to give a pass to still-working bands who were insanely great in the past. Maybe I sh... : filtersweep
• I like their work up until POP; it's been downhill from then. Also, I feel like they've been selling out ... : mofo
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  So much hate for such a number of great songs: I Will Follow Gloria Sunday Bloody Sunday New Year : Lunatic Angelic
  • There is nor eason to hate u2, but i dislike their more recent work. : josecuervo
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    How the hell did you get on the stage? : filtersweep
    • I was working Edge security. I was about 15-20 feet away from Edge or Bono most of the 3.5 hour concert. : Lunatic Angelic
  • The Popmart tour is my pinnacle concert experience as well. 60,000 stadium fans all singing 'Pride (In t... : johnny rotten
• I really didn't care for them for awhile, but got incredibly annoyed when they started showing up a lot p... : dilutedq
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  whoever doesnt like U2, i will hunt down and kill them best.band.ever : OverBurN
  • FUNNYEST COMMENT OF THE DAY FOLKS i'm just bust'n ur balls overburn : dilutedq
• i dig pre-pop u2. that's my red beard talking tho i think. : cpt_gloval
• I find their music boring and it puts me to sleep. : Entity
• Achtung Baby is one of my all time favourites. Nothing against them, they've been more hit and miss recen... : node
• One of my favorite bands from the 80's and 90's, but the last few albums are too "poppy" sounding for me ... : tunis5000
• Achtung Baby was their last great album. Everything else has been mediocre. : godwit

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  I play games a lot, Im 27, but no son. i got a dog tho : bozer
  • Just put the controller in the dog's mouth. It'll be close enough. : Do_Or_Die
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  no 25 year olds from Oregon? I'm articulate on camera! : psychobean
  • We can pretend to be siblings! 22 yr old from OR : mindmann
• 16 and in canada. nuts. : jcutner
• Fly me and the kid to New York and we'll do it. :) Pay no attention to the fact that he's only 8 month : filtersweep
• I'm 22 my dad is 40 something and we don't live in NY will that work? : carazy
• I know a friend (22) who plays mmo games with his father (~50). I played with them for a while, and it wa... : silent prophet
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  MUST GET SHACKERS ON TV. Also, give them shack shirts to wear. : edgewise
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    I agree with you completley. Also, Plastic. Cowboy. Hats. : tomservo
    • lol. I should send my helmet to whoever gets to do it. : edgewise
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      where the hell can you buy those, I have been looking ever since I remember seeing sTeve wearing one all ... : feratu
      • The only thing I remember reading about it was that the hat actually came in some sort of catering thing ... : tomservo
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  I bet Video Sex Pope could find a kid to hire to pretend to be his son. : UtilityMaximizer
  • Poor kid would never be the same, though. :( : filtersweep
• i'm 22, he's 50. when i/he was younger we'd play nintendo together all the time (breakthrough!!!), these... : ^-SeaWolf-^
• i would do it but im nowhere near thirty :( : creep
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  Jason Bergman is in NYC i believe, i would like him to be on there! : OverBurN
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    Yes, but I suspect featuring a PR manager of one of the gaming publishers in this role would probably run... : MorrisatCNN
    • haha oh yeah ;-) well, he is a good writer/speaker ;-) : OverBurN
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      Not to mention my employers. :) (But thanks for the nomination!) : jason bergman
      • I couldnt join your game last night. :( : Degenerate
• crap Im 30 something but nowhere near NYC >:( : cap n KRUNCH
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  doesn't that X -mary guy live just north of NYC, or was that xvdl? : Crimsonbeak
  • x-eyd|mary lives in Rochester (along with about 6-7 other shackers, myself included), which is a good 6 h... : Paranoid Android
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  I'm a Dad with a kid that plays, but he's only 4. He rips it up in Tony Hawk Series though (and SWBF rece... : Slowtreme
  • My 4yr old plays the exact same games with me : lee majors
• This is the chance for Shackers to do a world-wide Goatse!!! : mofo
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  That blows. I'm in MN with two 10 year olds and I'm 29. : Halen
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    amber alert! : pupismyname
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      Amber Alerted : king_darius
      • i lolly lolly lollied and got my adverbs here : Deathlove
    • lol, trust me, they're all mine and I can't give em away... : Halen
• DID YOU SEE THE PHYSICS EFFECTS?!?!? : huds0n
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  I know a NYC gamer, but he's ugly. : Boxelder
  • that was uncalled for :( : sigma
• Talk to Video Sex Pope. Shackmsg him. : mr.sleepy
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  I think Phil has some kids but he would probably spend his time taking pictures of the women from CNN. : stgdz
  • This is the correct answer. : Phil
  • Rudi Bakhtiar'd : MorrisatCNN
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  Is that Witness Protection thing a sure no-go? :( : Zakko
  • unless you've had major facial reconstruction, so that the mob/gansta's/etc. can't recognize, then it's a... : RikiTiki2
• what about siblings? i'm 20 and i have a 11 yr old sister who plays video games. i also have two brothers... : nyranger66
• That article is poo by the way. Game Publisher doesn't get full percentage of the sale, they don't even ... : Cpt. Baseballbat

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• The U2 iPod is, in short, a mirror, accurately reflecting my bleeding eyes. I'm as ardent a U2 fan as : Dimecross
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  What are you laughing about? Apple stock has gone up less than half a point. : godwit
  • yes, but it's up 28% since I bought it, and the holidays are coming up :) : digitalburro
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  So it doesn't even come with their complete catalogue on it included in the price. Typical Apple. : jrock
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    they're giving a $50 cert for the U2 collection on itunes. : hirez
    • Well thats shitty. But it does have the dock. : mojoald
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  iPodPhoto looks nice though. : dltrem
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    be even nicer with iphoto on the PC :( : losimagic
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      It doesn't integrate into iPhoto. You have to import you pics into ITunes. :/ : Fred Garvin
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        Actually no you don't. It integrates iTunes with iPhoto. You just plug in your iPod, go to the iTunes opt... : ovrlrd
        • As seen here: http://images.apple.com/ipodphoto/images/syncphotosprefs10262004.jpg : ovrlrd
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  Who wants to view photos on a 220x176 screen? It's bad enough on the 320x240 screen of my PPC. : hax3d
  • Yeah, the photo idea is lame and will not sell very well in my opinion. Its like a camera on your phone, ... : bozer
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    the headphone jack has a composite video out, plug up to a TV and viola, video slideshow set to music! : digitalburro
    • Yeah. Got that on my Tivo. Used it once. Yay : bozer
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      yay, low rez video slideshow : RikiTiki2
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        who says it's low res? all apple says is "iTunes synchronizes thumbnail images to iPod Photo from the fo... : DoubleAught()
        • http://images.apple.com/ipodphoto/images/syncphotoscable10262004.jpg http://images.apple.com/ipodphoto/i... : ovrlrd
    • I could see that being semi-cool. How's it going to work though? Does it auto-resize the images for the i... : hax3d
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    should've made color visualizations to go along with the music...though that would probably kill the batt... : mohmar
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      I think it would be cool to be able to look at your album cover art while listening to said album. : digitalburro
      • Yeah, that'd be awesome. Hopefully it's in there. : dmason
      • I think it would be cool to easily shuffle the currently playing playlist. Maybe they should work on that... : Gnowknayme
      • you probably will be able to. there are already notes that you can link to songs so i imagine someone wil... : lacker
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        It has album art support! http://images.apple.com/ipodphoto/gallery/images/photoplaying20041026.jpg ... : ovrlrd
        • that's so hot : digitalburro
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          Plus according to the specs ( http://www.apple.com/ipodphoto/specs.html ) It has an option to display ... : ovrlrd
          • oooh and it has solitare! : mohmar
    • visualizations would be battery hogs : cam3lt0sis
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    Yeah, I was expecting a complete re-design of the iPod to have a larger screen. Oh, well. =\ : dmason
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      Yeah they just slapped a color screen on an old iPod. Lame. Anyone heard anything about the next-gen ... : hax3d
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        They didn't just slap a color screen on an old iPod. Okay they didn't add visualizations (at least its no... : ovrlrd
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          I think he ment visually, not technically or feature-wise. : dmason
          • Yeah but what exactly can they change visually to make it better? I guess making it completely brushed si... : ovrlrd
      • why mess with a proven design? : DoubleAught()
    • There's no need to redesign it. : {Venger}
• I think I'd rather get one of the new Archos and be able to play videos and transfer photos from my CF ca... : Fred Garvin
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  they make you pay $100 more just for iphoto integration? thats pretty steep, colour screens really arent... : grimiv
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8858886 : Fred Garvin
    • o i c , a little worse then, thanks : grimiv
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  I think this is good. As usual, Apple goes their own way. The original iPod was doomed. The iPod mini was : {Venger}
  • Re: Memory card reader http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore?productLearnMore=T7... : ovrlrd