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  I don't play CS; can you shoot/move dead bodies? Ta. : blearey
  • yes : jcutner
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    You can shoot them and they'll move but they don't show bullet holes or take out chunks etc like sof2. : shotgun1
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      Well, they do show bullet holes, but no chunks. : Boxelder
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        i need chunks or i cant cum :( : Mr.Fusion
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          <3 : Chunks
          • hahahahahahahaha : askedrelic
          • This post deserves the invention of a Funny tag. : maddy
          • banned for character account : AllYourBase
          • hahahaha awesome : Katarn3279
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            come here you big hunk ^_~ : Mr.Fusion
            • p.s. not gay : Mr.Fusion
          • hahahah yes! : pilgrimage
          • heheheh : Mad Brahmin Disease
          • bwahahaha! : FormerHPB
          • haha classic! : Dimmona
      • I sit there and shoot their face and don't see a scratch.. maybe just the bodies... oh well. : shotgun1
• cool thanks! : OverBurN
• oh shi awesome tips : Mr.Fusion
• ill try it someday... : Senor PoopyPants
• i wonder if there is a way to make the eyes nice and shiney like in HL2 movies : mankeroo
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  I need some commands to completely set the detail to zero so I can have a playable fps during firefights ... : sanchez
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    mat_bumpmap 0 - just make sure you do it while not in game, it disables bump mapping. however it seems t... : esky
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      I don't even see any bump mapping in the game currently... : sanchez
      • You just dont know you do. The way HL2 handles it it mostly just adds shadow on the wall where it should... : ease_one
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      mat_specular 0 : pyide
      • this would be a good username. : rasputinreborn
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  Anyone know of a way to make bullet casings stay? I'd like to be able to walk around and see the shells e... : Pacalon
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    I believe shell casings are drawn on the client side, and are sprite based, since they have no relevance ... : Enkidu
    • obviously the shells are client side. Doesn't mean they can't sit there on the ground, it will just look ... : downrightevil
    • damn that will be the day when we can wander around the server and see bullet shells where there were fir... : flasher 907
• CS:S on Ashke's right, now!! GO, GO, GO!! : MikkleThePickle
• Upping the decal limit adds a lot to the game, I think. Blood, EVERYWHERE! Very cool. : floated
• nice : hobosapien
• bookmarked! : bargeld
• FYI: cl_ragdolls_collide resets everytime you start the game unless you add it to your config.cfg file. ... : ThomW
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  jeez, what kind of machines are you on that you can run with even higher details? CS: S dominates my XP3... : headless
  • weird I'm running amd 2400xp with a 9700pro and running perfect it seems =\ think I got everything maxed ... : kelerian
• CS source looks horrible : Cpt. Baseballbat
• this is geat shit : rrazo3

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  Nice! Where do you work that you get to play in Lightwave during the day? : DKo5
  • i do animation / graphics for a cable network ... mostly after effects stuff, which really doesn't help m... : mankeroo
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  I cant figure out how to make logos. :( No photoshop skills. : Lightzout
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    This doesn't spell out how to actually edit pictures, but I wrote up a quicky tutorial for using Paint Sh... : ThomW
    • Thanks I will try it. : Lightzout
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  Rasterbated Gary Busey....HAWT!!! : sonicstorm
  • I lollered good at that :D : DKo5
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    having his huge mug staring at you all nutty-like would be creppy. : rasputinreborn
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      creepy, not like a crepe : rasputinreborn
      • Weird. I was thinking it would be like a crepe, not creepy. : filtersweep
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  what are those little statues on your desk? : brewsterdog
  • They are Telly Awards...its not nearly as prestigious as an Emmy, but same kinda thing...both are for pro... : mankeroo
• ♥ : My Documents
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  where is link to Katamari Spray? : Iwannaacura
  • im workin on it! : mankeroo
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  That widescreen wallpaper? What is it? It is freaky happy looking, me wants. : floated
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    http://katamaridamacy.jp/download/wp_kffd2/wp_kffd2_l.jpg : mankeroo
    • That is insanely cool. I wish I had a PS2 almost. ;( : floated
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  what're those awards next to your computer? : draconic
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8757511 they are Telly awards : mankeroo
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  ATTN: CHECK IT OUT I just finished my decal...katamari fans pay attention .. here it is in action: ht... : mankeroo
  • haha I think it's awesome : MikkleThePickle
  • LOL!!! THAT OWNS :D : rasputinreborn
  • I love you. That is sweet as shit. : mojoald
  • Seriously great. : Ecks
  • very well done. : Poor Yurik
  • haha noice : brewsterdog
  • roushi's gonna freak : r1cola
  • now that is sweet : jigstah
  • very impressive.. now make awesome wallpapers for us! :D : Mr.Fusion
  • YOU HAVE WON THE MATCH.]b : Magitek
  • That's awesome. Great use of random CS junk and dead bodies. : bricolage
  • win!! : Kniggit
  • that looks great : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • This should be marked informative. This is hilarious and totally awesome. I'd love one of those. : lazarusb
  • excellent work! : moshman
  • that is beautiful : roushimsx
  • Brilliant! : {Venger}
  • I fucking hate CS but that is absolute gold : Gauss
  • even from the perspective of someone unfamiliar to Katamari craze, that's nice. haha. : xphil
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    Awesome job! Stupid question, but is that a 256x256 spray? I can't believe the detail. Did you jus... : ThomW
    • yeah its a 256x256 TGA file with an alpha channel ... I made it at 512x512 right before export, so it has... : mankeroo
  • Nice! : helvetica
  • /clap : ghost in my shell
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    Without question that is the BOMB my friend. I <3 Katamari Damacy humour :) : node
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      no, that's the decal dude, im pretty sure. }:) : moe6
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        STFU, how would I know, I only play CTs. :( : node
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          TERRORISTS WIN! Every round, am I rite? : Mad Brahmin Disease
          • Never seems to happen when I'm on the T side :( : Vincent Grayson
  • Where can we download this spray from? : ( : Athlon7
  • holy hell, i'm so jealous. good work, man! : burningtrees
  • Awesome modelling work, great spray! This makes me want to purchase HL2 now so I can get in on this Katam... : ieGod
  • i like cheese. : exmx
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  That's a westy right? They are cute :( : skynet
  • p.s. how do I read post : skynet

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• a few hours? that's harsh :| : RikiTiki2
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  Do weapons ever break COMPLETELY? or do they just wear down and need to be repaired, at which point they'... : Chunks
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    Durability key points All armor and weapons have durability, but not trinkets, cloaks, shirts, guild : sexninja!!!!
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      That's not bad at all, thanks for the info. DAoC has a similar system but it's two tiered: Condition a... : Chunks
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        eh, i wouldnt like that personally. i hate the feeling of knowing that by using my stuff, ill eventually ... : sexninja!!!!
        • agreed, that sounds terrible : PUPSTAHS
        • I think the entire concept of durability or decay is horrible. They need to think of a better money sink... : smacky
        • It's retarded. To delve a little deeper about the "items you can get once": This is the treadmill that... : Chunks
    • if you read more of the posts on the forum you'll see that the balance effects are still being worked on.... : Micro33
  • It's just like in Diablo 2. An item always works normally until it hits zero durability, at which point i... : Magitek
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  well if it sucks bad enough theyll take it out...thats what the beta is for! : sexninja!!!!
  • You would think so but it seems they continually add new "features" that suck and make the game worse and... : smacky
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  You could just carry an extra weapon if you know you will need repairs. : MeenMunky
  • That just seems completely and totally ridiculous to me. I'm sure i'm not alone on this one. : smacky
• stuff like this happens to almost every MMORPG before release it seems.. : g0nk
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  whats the argument in favor of durability? it just seems like a useless pita to me :( : sexninja!!!!
  • it is simply a money sink they say to take money out of the economy to prevent inflation. i don't buy it... : smacky
  • money sink, keeps the economy in check (but not really) : brewsterdog
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    A few things: - Prevents "auction loans". In a lot of games, you can buy a weapon at auction, use it... : artillery
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      FYI, those first two points are a non-issue in WoW thanks to Soulbinding. : Magitek
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        I didn't realize most weapons were soulbound now. : artillery
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          virtually everything i picked up during the stress test was soul bound. i only remember 1 or 2 items tha... : smacky
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            it seems that a lot of them were only soul-bound once they were equiped, which i think is an awesome idea... : sexninja!!!!
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              i thought that most items in the game were only soul bound when equipped too but i swear most items were ... : smacky
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                ummmm you couldn't sell them? you mean to people or something? cause shops would by soul bound stuff just... : goatboy
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                  no, i mean to people. even when the description of the item said, "binds when equipped" I couldn't sell ... : smacky
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                    well there's two types of soulbinding items. "bind on equip" and "bind on pickup". maybe your items wer... : smax
                    • no, i know the difference. i couldn't sell anything, even if it was "binds when equipped". : smacky
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8750744 : geedeck
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    Doesn't matter to me at all how they tweak the idea. the entire concept of decay is a bad one in my opin... : smacky
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      How many games have you played with item decay? Also, are you in the WoW closed beta? : amankhan
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        no, i'm not. i've only played 1 with item decay and it ruined the game for me i hated it so much. : smacky
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          Then wouldn't it be smarter in the long run to cut your losses, not play WoW & quit thinking about all th... : amankhan
          • it may be. i was so looking forward to the game too. i will certainly give the open beta a try but a po... : smacky
• Did you miss the posts from the designers where they said the durability loss rate will be tweaked & adju... : amankhan
• Um, its beta. Perhaps Blizzard has simply cranked up decay to test the system, seeing how it works in gam... : johnny skidmarks
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  Lol, I cant believe the huff people are in. Sad. omg once every 4 hours (at worst) you'll have to go ba... : johnny rotten
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    Sometimes town isn't two minutes away, man. : cajuncook
    • Indeed. It's not like in Diablo 2 where you can cast TP and be back in 2 minutes... Hearthstones are one-... : Magitek
  • iawtp. I try and ignore it though.... : dilutedq
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    Blizzard has even stated that their intentions are to have people repair items every 1-2 days, and they w... : amankhan
    • drives me batshit.... : johnny rotten
  • on the first stages of testing of this new implementation, somebody who is totally against it.. fathoms u... : jane911
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  well i've had a chance to actually play with the changes now. played for about 3 hours and my items lost... : smax
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    i think they hate rogues. unfortunately it's the only class i'm interested in. : smacky
    • I'm thinking either rogue or warrior. If I played Alliance it would be a dwarf paladin. : Visceral Monkey
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      well last patch they made stealth useful in PvP again, and this patch they disabled those stupid worg pup... : smax
      • i'm glad to hear that. i read the forums over there a bit and i often see the rogue fans wondering what ... : smacky
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      the beta people whine too much. i remember them screaming about how rogues were overpowered at the time o... : the_doctor
      • true i suppose. i remember when everyone thought rogues were over powered but i got my arse handed to me... : smacky

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  ......... : patdoody
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    AWESOME. : draconic
    • heh... I liked it : MikkleThePickle
    • i thought it was awesome but i watched it like 3 days ago : fluke
    • that was.. TOTALLY SWEET. : Mr.Fusion
  • ♥ Big Blue ♥ : Zibro
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  totally bad ass it gets a WTF + KICKASS : Snifter_42
  • yeah a nice mixture of greatness and WTF... -_- : xphil
• Awesome. :D : dmason
• The internets were invented for movies like this. : Magitek
• The only good part of that is the 8/16bit music at the end! : deadbydawn
• is it supposed to make sense? did i just miss something? : d0pamine
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  i like the music selections... : tommysgun
  • It needed more bass, if you ask me... : Maddog_Delphi97
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  Is that the F-Zero song? : ashke
  • yup : fluke
• Hahaha. That's awesome. The facial expressions make that toon. : Rice-Rocketeer
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  Good but I expected more blood and killing : shack_konto
  • I'm glad it didn't degenerate into that. It's unique. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • Personally, I felt that him making a bit of sweet love to his lady in a burst of passion would have made ... : SpaecKow
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  give me my five minutes back, you fucker >:( : biskits
  • Yeah, lame. I installed flash+sw for this? : SatansLilHelper
• \m/ F-Zero Music! \m/ : xstatik
• Absurd :) : Odoyle
• definitely awesome, hooray for dad :) : Crimson
• Awww, yeah.... F-Zero.... sweeet. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• hahahha that was great! : SatansFist
• meh watched without sound though, cuz I'm at work : Megara9
• Would have been funnier minus the stupid text at the end. "Seriously what was up with that?" ... sometime... : floated
• brilliant : SlamDunk
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  I couldnt spot any Minibosses music in there : MrLonghair
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    Wasn't the song at the end Minibosses? Everyone's saying it's F-Zero music, and they do covers of game m... : Rasnowl
    • It's F-Zero by a Japanese band who made arranged tunes for Konami, and not the minibosses, who are instan... : MrLonghair
• FZeeeeeeeeeero!!! : igw
• Me like. : felicia
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  I expeted so much. :( : surround
  • Quite a let down, eh? :( : Ebu

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  Have you considered getting one of nature's most amiable and comical creatures, the guinea pig? : helvetica
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    omg those things squeak... : Phizader
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      really? i've never heard one squeak : Clay
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        I don't have speakers here so I don't know how good this .wav is, but here's a clip of the sound they use... : helvetica
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          omg, if that thing kept me up at night I'd have to kill it. I'm sorry Zerologik : Matto357
          • You make me sad. =( : helvetica
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          Holy Shit! lollers, i just played that track for my guinea pig and he started spazzing out, omfg, lololol : neblix
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            Pictures of said fat mammals plz! : helvetica
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              mammals : helvetica
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                I'll get em up later (my digital cam is currently beign borrowed by a friend) : neblix
                • Yay! =D : helvetica
          • <Guinea Pig>Commence Operation Mustard Bonnet. Viva le Revolucion!</Guinea Pig> : c0bra
    • That's because they're trying to communicate! What smarties. : helvetica
  • I thought you were gonna say 'pet rock'. heh. ;) : Megara9
  • I want one right now. :( : bargeld
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    too big for me, i like dwarf hamsters :') so cute. : moe6
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      Hamsters are mean little bastards that are always trying to escape. Peegs are fat and friendly! : helvetica
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        @.o... what's a peeg? : Megara9
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          guinea pig, it's zerologik longo. : Mad Brahmin Disease
          • uh lingo : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • A peeg makes squeeg! : bargeld
        • Informative video: http://www.nflight.com/spybreak/spybreaksound.avi : helvetica
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        Plus they'll eat eachother...seriously...childhood trama style. : Matto357
        • trama +u : Matto357
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    Be sure to keep them away from your nipples don't ask : al9000
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      Look into sugar gliders, they are communal aminals that are funny as hell, they don't make alot of noise,... : neblix
      • not sure how this got under the nipple post... : neblix
• my sister had two - dont do it. they poop all over the place constantly. meaning having them out of the... : spector
• My great-grandmother in Mexico used to raise and keep hundreds of 'em in her attic. Apparently she sold '... : cyb0rgninja
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  yesterday I ate a chimichonga : jackalope
  • lol : lord_omega
• I have a chinchilla; they don't really make noise. The noise they WOULD make is the eating of wood/paper ... : Alec Matias
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  They live for a long time.. 10+ years usually. You might get bored of it pretty fast. The noise can be an... : AlbinoSquirrel
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    haha! I would totally get a flying squirrel ^^^ : Megara9
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      no kidding. : Clay
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        They are like little Batman squirrels. http://photos.dylangreene.com/thumbs/dylan/400/flying-squirrel%... : Clay
        • I would be so happy to see one of those things flying around my place. It'd be such a joke to walk in and... : AlbinoSquirrel
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          A quick search says that Sugar Gliders are better pets than Flying Squirrels. Or there's at least more in... : Clay
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            LIFE EXPECTANCY OF 14 YEARS! Woah, no thanks, I'd definitely get sick of a little rodent in that amount o... : AlbinoSquirrel
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              In captivity, sugar gliders live 2-5 years. The ones I had were awesome, but I dunno, if you can't commit... : Alec Matias
              • They're also illegal in California =( : SatansFist
• Hedgehogs are cute (please don't name it Sonic) : Rasnowl