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• Get one of those Honeywell digital ones and don't tell her how it works. : peter
• buy one of those plastic thingies with the key that goes over the thermostat : drucifer
• She used to, but stopped after repeated beatings. : skynet
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  no my roommate just takes off his clothes till he's cool enough. and believe you me, i'd rather he keep t... : cpt_gloval
  • is he your girlfriend/fiance/or wife? :) : diatomic
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  Date fat chicks. They sweat alot. : TheArtMan
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    http://fry.colonpee.com/mug4.jpg As you can see she's a huge tub of gelatin lard. (dog treat on flo... : [fry]
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      OMGPOOP! : g0nk
      • the perfect response. : drucifer
    • I prescribe 5000CC's of KFC a day. Stat. : mojoald
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      AWWW!!! OH SO CUTE PUPPY PICS!!! http://fry.colonpee.com/mug1.jpg http://fry.colonpee.com/mug2.jpg h... : pr_stealth
      • You, like, totally hacked those puppy pics of mine. Also check out pugs.jpg. He has a little sister no... : [fry]
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  my g/f does that..i like it around 78-80 any higher than that, and even in shorts i get hot..she likes it... : mattfl
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    holy shit, the ac stays at 65! : quietb0y
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      65?! Do you make snow angles in your living room?! :) : mattfl
      • I like the acute ones. : Skeffington
    • holy shit am I the only one who likes 72 degrees? : DoubleAught()
• sounds like the old ladies one office down from us. : pigvomit
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  yeah women in general are cold blooded, so naturally they don't like the air conditioning on. : virus
  • I read it had something to do with the fact that they had less blood in their bodies than men. So technic... : [fry]
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  smother her while she sleeps : Mr.Fusion
  • Seeing her pic above, i certainly wouldnt go that route. Quite nice! : pimpium
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    you disturb me. : virus
    • i love you : Mr.Fusion
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  nope... got it programmed and she doesnt know how to use it and doesnt even want to figure it out. If sh... : BrandonJG
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    See, that's what I'm talking about. You're doing it right. I think I just don't have her psychological... : [fry]
    • see reply #2 ;-) : peter
• I hadn't realized this was a widespread problem. My ex was an A/C Nazi at her apartment. Used to drive me... : pr_stealth
• My wife does this all the time. The AC stays at 65, if you're too cold, put on some more clothes. T... : Vincent Grayson
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8424194 : mrtony
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  Nope. I just sit around and browse the Shack in nothing but my tube socks. That's usually hint enough to ... : Ajax
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    HAWT! :P : drucifer
    • :P = colon pee : [fry]
  • The mental image of this happening is pretty hilarious. : genjuro

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  Great video, some clever imagery there, slightly different style song for them despite the ever present h : node
  • Thanks for the relevant response in this otherwise hijacked thread! finally : Hello Kitty
• My mother-in-law bought me a Ramstein CD. I didn;t even know who they were. I said THANKS MOM, and haven'... : Slowtreme
• I like it, catchy chorus. Though if I understood german as well as I should (Didn't do much actual german... : DinK
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  BTW did anybody play Q2 to Rammstein a lot like I did? I have one of those subconscious associations wit... : DinK
  • I can't play any multiplayer FPS without listening to Rammstein now. Got addicted in HS and can't even pl... : PhoenixArisen
  • Rammstein + Action Half Life. All the damn time back in the day. Such a perfect fit. : node
• cool video. : dabum
• They're still pissed about Wolfenstein. : Entity
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  so its basicaly "omg hax by globalization" ? anyone have a translation of the lyrics? thatd be interes... : sexninja!!!!
  • I read them on google not too bad, mainly the chorus is sarcasm. But yeah its more anti globalization th... : pigvomit
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  so low-key for Rammstein though... : mrtony
  • seriously, Quake 2 armor plus flaming chainmail cloak! \m/ : rasputinreborn
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  is there an official date for the new album here in the States? so for, i like what i'm hearing. : Ariakus
  • I thought it was going to be in September, but I can't find official word. I do know the tour in Europe s... : Hello Kitty

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  yay! I've entered the Shacknews FFL Trifecta, Fantasy, Pick-em, & Survivor. Good luck to everyone el... : enigmatic
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    wait, was there already another pickem league?? :( : sexninja!!!!
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      no, not 'til you made it :) oh, and you need the group # not the name : enigmatic
      • oh well its 15804 : sexninja!!!!
• ah yes, and the link to the actual page after youve joined: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/picke... : sexninja!!!!
• *joined* : AllYourBase
• ps: group number is 15804 : sexninja!!!!
• Im in, like...glen. : Normality
• * J O I N ' D * : Ttocs
• I'm in : derelict515
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  I take it if your wrong you lose that many points? : lord cecil
  • probably not. : edgewise
  • no, you just dont gain them but you cant just give a 16 to all the games, its one confidence value per g... : sexninja!!!!
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  If I click the second link it says I'm not a member of this group. And if I try to sign up again it says ... : derelict515
  • nevermind, I'm retarded. I guess I had to sign in again : derelict515
• I see that retard anon@syr.edu is playing. What is it with him and conservatives? Doesn't he have any n... : Phil
• nice! : jedi_27
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  THE GROUP IS FULL :( : shackwack
  • what?? already? the limit is 50 O_o : sexninja!!!!
  • The group is not full the ID is 15804.. I just joined (like 10 seconds ago literally) : TreMetal
• I tried to do Naptowne :['s, but it appears as Naptowne ['s. I'll change that shit later. :[ : cajuncook
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  I'm in. Team is Q. Carter's Cartel. : scarb
  • I'm in, team name Noodles. ... : nelsontom
• im in, signed up last night : kewda

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• I have a gig and it's slow ass : lord_omega
• ingame speeds may not increase yet, but level loading definately should. : Busta J
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  I keep wanting to reply to threads like this with stuff like, "odd, my machine has no performance problem... : Helter Skelter
  • keep us updated : Tovarishch
• What videocard? : peter
• r9800 NP overclocked a little bit : vitek r
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  Seriously? I just upgraded from 512 to a gig. I've found loading times for games a LOT faster. : Rice-Rocketeer
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    Are there any other advantages to upgrading to a gig, gamewise? : clubboi
    • Well, Sacred seems to do a little better in the large towns. maybe doom is just the problem. : vitek r
• Try the beta Radeon drivers (much improved for me) and one of these configs: http://ucguides.savagehel... : Dechter
• You shouldn't notice a whole lot of difference unless you were to up the resolution/quality... then it'd ... : TheNiXXeD

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  So they forced me to install and configur that new database beast yesterday. A dual opteron with 8G ram. : Sander Pilon
  • oh boy, let's all cross our fingers that nothing bad happens. : peter

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  I just don't like the Vietnam engine :| : AssGoblin
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    I have gone back and replayed it twice since the patch and it doesnt "feel" (look?) right even with all t... : Lightzout
    • there's something about it that just rubs me the wrong way. It looks fantastic, I just don't like it. : AssGoblin
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  never bought it... is it $15 yet? : drucifer
  • 24.90 at gogamer is the cheapest right now i think. : n0v4

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  a dirty martini : skynet
  • roofles : personaljesus
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  Rusty Nail! : drucifer
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    what's in it? no creamy stuff i hope? : cpt_gloval
    • 1 1/2 oz Scotch 1/2 oz Drambuie 1 twist of Lemon peel : drucifer
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  a hairy snatch ok i made that up : snuff
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    http://www.barnonedrinks.com/recipes/shooters/d/dirtyhairysnatch.html wut : skynet
    • Try to imagine the look your date would give you if you ordered that. : pr_stealth
• carbomb : sammyl
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  Dirty Canadian: 1/3 Rasberry Vodka, 1/3 Coconut Rum, 1/3 Gin. Mix together in a gallon water jug, smuggle... : mojoald
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    alcohol is cheaper in canadia, why would i buy it in wa? : cpt_gloval
    • We bought it in Madison, WI. : mojoald

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  I wish the rumored unrated version of the DVD would actually come out one day. 20 minutes that were cut t... : pimpium
  • awesome.. i must check this out! : g0nk
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    Just like the rumored 20 minute longer version of Resident Evil? And Alien Vs Predator? If only there we... : j33uk
    • I've got it! Now see if you can follow me here, they all have dinosaurs! : Crimsonbeak
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      Believe me, i know. i just get tired of reading about descriptions of scenes and promosises of a new vers... : pimpium
      • I'd love to sit down and have a chat with him over a pint and just ask "WTF dude?" : j33uk
      • for what it was i actually liked MK but yah Mr. Anderson needs to just stick with directing and not writi... : goatboy
  • I heard they added a Jar-Jar antenna in the uncut version. No, I really didn't. I just wanted to feel : walker270
• That movie fucked with me, and I usually like scary movies. Not sure why. : xocsida
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  that movie is f'n scary. : virus
  • iawtp : personaljesus
• i must purchase that movie on dvd : Mansmells
• ive heard a lot about this movie, good and bad. whats the premise? people say its really scary but then i... : paganritual

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  I'd defrost it in the micro first. : bunkminster
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    Thanks, sounds like a plan. : boughton supreme
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      don't put it on full power in the microwave either, you have to put it on lower power, or else ...well, i... : FrayLo
      • Ok, cool. When cooking anything "real," I get the same feeling as playing a game for the first time ever,... : boughton supreme
• haha, no, you have to defrost it first. you have to defrost things before you can cook them or else the ... : FrayLo
• thawing in the microwave will speed things up. But I've cooked frozen ground beef before too. You proba... : BrandonJG
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  **Wash your hands thoroguhly after handling uncooked beef BEFORE YOU EAT and wash all surface areas and a... : celerity
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    Funny you mention that cause I was in a converstation with my grandmother last night about how my dad and... : gunrock46
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      This guy that came to the restaurant I used to work at would prefer it if his beef wasn't cooked at all. ... : boughton supreme
      • I have a friend who likes his steaks as rare as humanly possible. I was at Outback once with him and whe... : riptyde
    • http://fray.com/drugs/worm/ rite? : celerity
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  If you're going to cook the ground beef just throw it in the pan and start cooking it. It will brown in l... : gunrock46
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    worst advice ever : FrayLo
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      Nah, I've done that plenty of times and it works just fine. : riptyde
      • ^^^ Knows what I'm talking about. This process works on all ground meats. : gunrock46
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      How do you figure??? I've never seen anybody in my 25 years microwave ground beef before they cook it fr... : gunrock46
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        I've only seen like 1 person do it *your* way. It's a good way to get a lot of overcooked ground beef an... : Zero|DPX
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          exactly. if it's a frozen solid pound block of ground beef, it'll take SO long to even get it to come ap... : FrayLo
          • My point being is the mirco way takes effort. My way is just throw it in and let it runs it's way. E... : gunrock46
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      the cook & scrape layering method has never done me wrong : BrandonJG
      • Like how this method has a name now. Seems like it'd be years faster than waiting on a microwave to make... : gunrock46
    • it isn't a steak, man. That works fine. : alexthegreat2
• Thaw it. Then cook it. Try your microwave to thaw or "defrost" it. : mojoald
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  put it in a ziplock bag and toss it in some warm water : peter
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : drodver
  • ^^^ this is how i thaw frozen meat : Mansmells
• meatcicles rock! : Str8Dog
• skip the ground beef, it's expensive, save it for later. (ie keep it frozen) pasta + sauce = done ... : Paranoid Android
• I always microwave for a little and then cook. : Evil Benius
• Defrost in microwave : rabbit003

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  I see a guy. : Ajax
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    Okay... let me rephrase... come up with a caption that's funny. : Maddog_Delphi97
    • I chorkled... : drucifer
    • I could toss in a random ROGER THAT!!!! or a HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!! Would that help? : Ajax
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  http://phil.askluke.com/rosewood/Quakecon%20(259).JPG Whoops, sorry about that. Now try to caption it... : Maddog_Delphi97
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    I'm in a tank. : Ajax
    • Help. : drucifer
  • "Corky?!? Is that you?" : johnny skidmarks
  • Hay everybody!! Carlton has arrived! : Halen
• Do The Urkel! : Alec Matias
• "Hey baby, check out my sexay legs..." : clubboi
• theres a streotype in my pants : creep
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  "Yaaa..thats the c-walk bitches!" : acidnynex
  • That was funny! : Ajax
• Can anyone direct me to the short bus? : Old_Fart
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  Ok, this is the *last* Erkel impression, guys, stop being so demanding! : carrioN luggagE
  • hi-dee ho neighborinos! : esmokah
• not a caption, but... think of it as a visual comment. http://img53.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img53&image=partne... : Fraxxxi
• SUP : Video Sex Pope
• "The Doom 3 zombie special olympics." : GeorgeB3DR
• "Its all in the Hips... Its all in the Hips... Its all in the Hips : hirez

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  Load your last save game and beat it again. : scarb
  • You can quicksave during cutscenes! \m/ : carrioN luggagE
  • oh noes. You know what that was like. : jwnin

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  Yeah, I hate my TV too. : pres589
  • I hate the coax cable that has attached itself to my TV. : sanchez
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  That's happened to me a few times recently. Repeat your guided setup to make sure you're set as the righ... : AssGoblin
  • no its just the schedule for FX being weird it listed Nip/Tuck as being on at both 10 and 11pm, I was ... : mr brown
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  so you like your tivo? : FrayLo
  • i am in love with it : mr brown
• <insert generic 'well if thats the biggest thing you have to worry about youve got it pretty sweet' point... : paganritual

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• goddamnit. :( : toneh
• yeah yeah i have to go decline that :P as much as i want grammatica (or any decent kicker for that mat... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  he's trading people from the bucs?!?!? WTF, ok, he really doesn't deserve them now...I WILL CRUSH HIM : mattfl
  • it's more of a counter-offer to an offer i made the first night of the league :P : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  That trade blows for the Bucs. big time. : Chrono Trigga
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    actually more so for the JETS. Chad is amazing on that team, i would never want to give him up as well. ... : jedi_27
    • What a completely lop-sided trade. : Alec Matias
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  I didn't get a shackmessage, oh woe is me. : boredguy
  • thanks. i will update my list : jedi_27
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  re: shackmessage Jedi_27 Wrote: One thing to note, is that once an offer is made you can not cancel it. : TreMetal
  • awesome. thanks : jedi_27
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  Oh dang, I just got an ESPNMessage, there is an accepted trade pending Jedi's approval. : TreMetal
  • hopy crap! i am on my way to review :) : jedi_27
• As soon as I can get ahold of bulletpro, I can start my perfect season. : rosewood

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• yeah, he announced my 21st last year and I never said anything specific. I'm thinking acidnynex or edgewi... : Ctrl-Phreak
• thats ok, I shackmessaged him a day before my birthday and he didnt put it in there at all... I think it'... : sludge vohaul
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  He knows the future and the past! You think he doesn't know your birthday too? : sammyl
  • Hmmm, I guess you're right :P : boughton supreme
• Same thing with me. I don't remember telling him and yet there it was. He remembered before my parents or... : derelict515
• magic young padwan. magic. : hirez
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  i think there was a big shackpolll that people listed their birthdays and thats how he got most of them i... : creep
  • You know, I do vaguely recall this thread. You may have solved my mystery! :D I kinda like to think h... : boughton supreme

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• fucking hilarious! : integer
• i dont understand : hobosapien

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  what was it? : ashke
  • Just awesome coloring and cloud formations. We don't get stuff like that incredibly often in Kansas. : c0bra
• dont get out much or something? : sleepyvt
• One time after a rain storm, as the sun was setting and at a time when it typically was almost completely... : Alec Matias
• I lit a fart. : Matto357
• Happens all the time here. : pimpium
• Blah! Trapped at college in Manhattan, KS. Lawrence is absolutely getting raped as far as weather goes. : sgtsanity
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  it is beautiful. and deadly. fucking tornados. : kevp
  • There's not even a watch in my area. : c0bra
• im in columbia now :( : pinkeye
• Yeah I saw that. It looked almost green here 0_o : c_man_tmt
• Devil state and its tornados. I hate missouri. : xocsida
• Yeah we had that in Ohio one time, no storms or anything...we went outside and played basketball for a wh... : Rasnowl
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  It's called the SUN go outside more. : Crimsonbeak
  • Not this kind of yellow light. Deep solid burnt yellow merging into a deep deep red. : c0bra
• They nuke KC early or something? I didn't think that was planned for another 6 months or so. Still, ear... : pres589
• im told the roof outside is a really nice blue color : paganritual

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• Good stuff but it strikes at the very heart of why I hate forums : rosewood
• INFORMATIVE!] We need a Shacknews version of that which automatically loads and plays the first time you : Ajax
• all I get is a static loading image :( : Fraxxxi

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• I dont think they usually care about traffic tickets unless it resulted in accident. : skynet
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  traffic tickets are not felonies or misdemeanors, and generally companies want to know about felonies or ... : FrayLo
  • Ok cool. Yea after looking at http://www.trafficschoolinvirginia.com/virginiaspeedlaws.html it looks like... : Do_Or_Die
• Some jobs will also require that you submit to a drug test or include pictures of your weiner. In such a... : TwiLyght

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• different warehouses have different items? : pinkeye
• I got everything the same day, even though some shipped from 40 miles away and the rest shipped from half... : acidnynex
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  From newegg's FAQ: "Why must Newegg.com verify my shipping address? In order to guard against credi... : omnova
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    What does that have to do with what he asked? : rosewood
    • It won't ship until the address(es) are verified. : omnova

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• Um...I'm at a lost for words... : omnova
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  In 1999 I was in an elevator with one of the managers at my company. He was talking to somebody else a... : jimmy-buffett
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    Even someone with 5 years experience is going to need some ramp up time to learn the companies processes,... : Str8Dog
    • exactly, which are much much important than being good at the language, imho. : personaljesus
  • Its funny (and sad) how often stuff like that happens...all too often those setting the requirements don'... : omnova
• what a dumb bitch : skynet
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  ehhh c'mon, you should know recruiters like that know absolutely nothing about what they are recruiting f... : mr brown
  • ^^^ IAWTP.. one time I was talking to a rep for Ratheon (spacecraft control sector) for like 6 min.. She ... : hxman2k

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  those cheap ones from officemax are terrible : sanchez
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    i have one and I love it : skynet
    • Your mom has one and I love it. : not work safe
• I just got a cool microfiber faux suede chair thing from Staples for $33... its super comfy and resists s... : sting7777

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  No. It's a good game, but not worth a 9+ score. : Magitek
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    k. I was watching the video review and nothing really looked that impressive.. ign gave it 8.x i think ... : Hodder11
    • Yeah it'll make a good rent for couple of nights. The guns and targetting system suck major asses, mind y... : xphil
• No, but it is very good. : Stage
• No but it got a lot of people to check it out, myself included. Short enough to play through in a day or... : KungFuKenobi
• Maybe I don't know how to make my teammates work for me properly, but I got completely owned in the 3rd l... : Entity
• French suck at game dev. : personaljesus
• its an awesome game, that goes on for pretty much exactly as long as it needs to. if gamespot gave it 9+ ... : paganritual

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  Lite-On : johnny skidmarks
  • my old 16x is still going strong in a family member's pc : haokah
  • lite-on is the shit now, i am only buying them for my drives, just got their 12x dvd +- RW drive. very h... : cblguy82
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  so far i like my nec dual layer dvd writer. it churns out cd-rs like no body's business. $80 from neweg... : esmokah
  • This is just for a box I have at home and will only be using on breaks from college (it's way more powerf... : Dan[WSB]
• I <3 my 2-year-old LG 16x. The only things it messes up are things I tell it to mess up. :\ : carrioN luggagE

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• mc chris representin! : pimpium
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  pretty cool actually. to bad the game sucks and people dance like ballerinas. : ashke
  • real dancers dont : johnny skidmarks
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  sounds like MC PEE PANTS : alcueso
  • mc chris is mc pee pants. he works at cartoon network. : pimpium
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    If this is the song I think it is, then it is Mc PeePants - MC Chris, who does Fett's Vette, was hired by... : TroZ
    • http://mcchris.com/ That isn't the original version of that song. check under 'Life's a Bitch and I'm he... : TroZ
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  is that some weird hungarian bouzouki version of that song? : drucifer
  • one of a million remixes on the mcchris.com website. so sniff around and youll come across a dir of all k... : pimpium

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  Hehe... one of my most maddening computer problems was random rebooting of a win2k install. Went thru abo... : Crimson
  • randomness is the tipoff that it is some hardware issue. Software problems tend to be more reproducible. : rasputinreborn
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  wow ... amazing that the chip didn't completely fry out. once you got a new fan on there, was everythi... : virus
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    yea no kidding, especially since a 1.2ghz athlon is probly on a pretty old core(T-bird mabey) and those f... : r1cola
    • Its an Athlon XP. A 1200 would be a Tbreds, I believe. Anyway, he never returned with the new fan. We... : johnny skidmarks
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  I saw a celeron900 (I think it was a 900) run for 4 months with the heatsink off and hanging down beside ... : Old_Fart
  • Everybody races, Celeron wins. : pres589

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• full :( : g0nk
• Someone kill my orphaned session. Damned memory read errors. : trove

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  So last night I play BF1942 with the other Shackbattlers until about 11 pm and then me and Rosewood play : Phil
  • ahahah owed by octaclicker : alexthegreat2
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    lololol you sir are a great story teller : toneh
    • i agree, i'm cracking up over here : El Tigre
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    What did she do to fix it? : slickdoody
    • Looked at it and scared it straight. : Do_Or_Die
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      Left it unplugged for THIRTY seconds she said. Who knew? : Phil
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        i still dont understand why the amount of time matters when you unplug something from the freaking outlet... : captain hampton
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          Capacitors and shit have to discharge themselves : rosewood
          • shit, that was simple. : captain hampton
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    Is she the female version of Milton? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      I only wish she was half as quiet as Milton. : Phil
      • I'm picturing the "someone's got a case of the Monday's" lady. Great story. : schtickboy
  • Post d'jour. : Ajax
  • Roofles. : egofumpapa
  • YES!!! The day was saved by octaclicker! :D hahahahhahaa :D : virus
  • hahah. "a shotgun and 3 greasy syringes." you kill me. : edgewise
  • I just pee'd I laughed so hard : rosewood
  • lol : darweidu
  • classic story =D : sixfoot6
  • It's like an evil version of a dognose story. I give it 3.5 thumbs up! : Rauol Duke
  • That story rocked! : project13
  • I'm talking like Mrs. Phil just found my SIL stash, panic You have two options if that ever happens. : laidback
  • If I were you, I would've made her life a living hell by blocking yahoo in the router's firewall. : Maddog_Delphi97
  • haha this made my laugh out loud, truly a good story teller Phil, keep it coming!! : FenrisL0ki
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  INTERNET READ!Y UPDLAOD OCKTA_CLEEK STORY NOW! : SatansLilHelper
  • Hahaha! : carrioN luggagE
• it's only fitting that i read your story as the "5, 6, 7, 8's - woo hoo" song on the kill bill 1 soundtra... : esmokah