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  the key to accuracy with the assualt rifles is BURST FIRE, like 1-2 rounds. Going full auto isn't a good... : Turd Ferguson
  • also, aim for the abdomen/chest. First shot should land in that region, and due to the recoil, the 2nd a... : Prozium
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    Yeah, but it still feels like I can't aim at the target and hit it with enough force to stop it. I mean, ... : yakz
    • I dunno, its all about getting used to the rates and accuracy of burst firing. Desert eagle is badass, ... : Turd Ferguson
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  You ticked me off last night. I couldn't end a round without you pumping some shotgun rounds right in my ... : PoopStewart
  • I swear they upped the damage of the shottys, they seem easier to use now. : Turd Ferguson
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    It seemed worse on rasputinreborn for a bit, felt like almost every round I would meet him right at the b... : yakz
    • I disagree. s-Poopstewart <shotgun symbol> <headshot> yakz is burned into my brain from seeing it so much... : PoopStewart
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  speaking of flashbang, what CS has needed for a LONG time now is a 'close eyes' button. : Fraxxxi
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    its called looking the other way : Turd Ferguson
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      would be nice if that actually worked. "Flashbangs that land behind you can still flash you.", and not ju... : Fraxxxi
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        well, if you've ever encounted a real flashbang, closing your eyes won't work. The sound is deafening an... : Prozium
        • sure, I'm not complaining about the sound. but I don't think there's a bright enough light on earth (apar... : Fraxxxi
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        Actually it does work. If you are facing the other way while still getting flashed it doesn't last nearl... : Crimsonbeak
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          haven't tried CSS, but in CS, it makes no difference. I've only played for half an hour today (first time... : Fraxxxi
          • Looking away is more effective in CS than CS:S. And a real flashbang is (I believe and could well be wron... : peanut-
  • all you have to do is turn your head : maulla
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    In RVS you could drop on right at yr own feet and turn 180 and only the "bang" would effect you. I watche... : eskimo spy
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      RVS? : dltrem
      • R6: Raven Shield PC ... I dunno why "RVS" became the common way to say it but it did back in the day when... : eskimo spy
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    Just a guess, as I have no real experience, but a real flash grenade is probably bright enough to still w... : jake
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      alright. I'll be fair and make it a "close eyes and cover them with your hands" button... : Fraxxxi
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        guess what, chances are you'd still be dead. The whole point of using a flash is to blind/dosable the en... : Prozium
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          and still the concussion will fuck you all up. its going to throw you off more than getting blinded for ... : Turd Ferguson
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            what did I buy a helmet for then? ;) but come to think of it, being a little dizzy for a second or two w... : Fraxxxi
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              I wonder if Xocida can comment on what a real flash is like. I think as part of training you need to act... : Prozium
              • I don't know about that, its possible they can cause permanant hearing damage. They might but it doesn't... : Turd Ferguson
              • I don't know... I think if you were forced to experience a flashbang firsthand without protection "to kno... : Fraxxxi
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                Would be similar to having you take a bullet just so you could experience it first hand. : yakz
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                  yeah... there's just some things you don't need to experience. "this here is ebola. take a good whiff jus... : Fraxxxi
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                    well there are certain things you do experience as part of training. At the police academy you have to g... : Prozium
                    • tear gas and pepper spray have signifigantly lower risks of permanant injuries. They merely make you un... : Turd Ferguson
              • I saw them in use on a Tactical to Practical show ... IIRC they didnt look NEARLY as powerful as videogam... : eskimo spy
        • no, not dropping your weapon... people are able to hold a weapon AND cover their eyes with the back of th... : Fraxxxi
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  Don't be the first one in I hated that when playing regular CS. It seemed as if no one would want to ... : Kiriakos
  • hehe thats why dust sucks. As a T you gotta rush but if you try everyone hits the brakes. So rather than ... : mc-fine
  • My friends and I used to play CS way back in the day pretty gungho. No one on our team really camped. W... : Chod
• lets play on Rydoggs now : mankeroo
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  back in CS1.0 I used to be good with the TMP and the P90; I'd aim low, and the recoil would either hit th... : the archvile
  • word, bitch, affleck TMP like a motherfucker! I loved that weapon. you COULD kill someone over a distance... : Fraxxxi
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    I used to be a god with a P90, could snipe people from across an entire map or toast em up close. Of cour... : lord cecil
    • all the guns feel really random to me now as stated i can be right in front of someone and miss them e... : lodit
  • I'm all about USP sniping! : Toraz Chryx
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  Are the knives still butterknives made out of butter? Do the glocks still shoot BBs? : MrLonghair
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    knives are lethal now, two stabs kill a person or one stab to the back. Glocks damage has been increase... : Turd Ferguson
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      Neat. Only times I ever killed people with it when I was active was via serious luck. I've seen guys carr... : MrLonghair
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        I always loved triple glock kills, especially when it was really hard to do. : Turd Ferguson
        • My best one was when I picked it up during a shootout with a lone CT strafing behind a pillar and proceed... : MrLonghair
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  They changed the crosshair to behave differently in this version for no apparent reason. I consider mysel... : bozer
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    Agreed, I might see a guy just standing in the distance and not be able to kill him with my AK. I'm gett... : khaosman
    • It feels to me like the dynamic crosshair recovers a lot slower than regular CS. : alexthegreat2
• collapse I definetly agree with you...sometimes I'll be 10 feet from someone and I'll crouch and take a... : zefucb
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  Counter-Strike's recoil system is based on a stupid fucking bellcurve, so all of your recoil shots are ac... : Rice-Rocketeer
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    That has been part of my problem...it's really hard to predict the recoil. It seems like when I aim I do... : zefucb
    • Yup. Hooray Counter-Strike's broken assed aiming system. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • If the spray followed a specific pattern then people would memorize that and get headshots everytime. I'm... : lord cecil
• is there a trick to adding bots? I get a message about "profiles in use" : slackor
• Are shotcones while jumping still messed up half-spherical 180' ones? : MrLonghair

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  lock the dbs and go take lunch : Draugluin
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    it's 11pm : Sander Pilon
    • you heard what the man said! : Postal
    • Thanks to Time Zones, its always lunchtime somewhere. At least, thats how I try and convince myself :) : ZeroSignal
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  get rid of NWS. It warps my fragile mind. : ashke
  • use filters. next! : Sander Pilon
  • I resent that. : not work safe
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    self nws tagging : ariakaz
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      you know, that's already in there, it's just disabled. Management didn't want it. : Sander Pilon
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        for good reasons, too. "hm, my post deserves more attention that just red text, let's mark it NWS..." : Fraxxxi
        • yeah, you're probably right. : Sander Pilon
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  i know this isn't your job, but fix. the. logo. it still looks weirdly cutoff up top. there needs to at... : PUPSTAHS
  • buy mercury. next! I kid. I kid. Paging dr. Haiku! : Sander Pilon
  • VIA was supposed to change their ad format to the larger ads which would have moved them into the news fi... : haiku
• Invert all colors in the CSS style sheet! That'd be cool. :) : SilverSnake
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  redirect the main page to gaminggroove : SykelSeven
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    next one to mention that site will be permabanned along with his or her entire hemisphere! : Sander Pilon
    • haha Sander hates the Groove! : Crimsonbeak
• Colored backgrounds. : Dante
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  Step 1. su - Step 2. <enter root password> Step 3. cd / Step 4. rm -rf * Step 5. For each server, got... : ZeroSignal
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    you spent way too much time on that : Draugluin
    • :) but thats what the shack does best. wastes time. : ZeroSignal
  • we use sudo. next! : Sander Pilon
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  You could do what a female friend of mine did. Check if this one unix command was installed on the server... : MrLonghair
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    I like her already. Is she hot? : Sander Pilon
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      She's 29, 5'2", asian, gamer, *nix geek and looks great in a corset - She shouldnt be existing really : MrLonghair
      • add signatures plus avatars!! : creep
• accidentally allow html in posts : firehawk
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  hey.. there are like a billion pieces of images.. can't you combine them somehow? use css instead? the... : hxman2k
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    what happened to the reply you had for me? did you nuke yourself??? : hxman2k
    • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : hxman2k
    • yeah. top secret stuff and stuff. : Sander Pilon
• Everyone loves ActiveX. : Deathlove
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  Please fix the "users online" link on the latestchatty page. The link is broken, and the count is always... : edlin
  • good one : Draugluin
  • 2nd'd : epit
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  make it so that if a post is only a URL, an nothing more, rather then opening the post by clicking on it,... : mojoald
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    Also, parse URLs. So do this: <a href="http://whatever.com/hey%20guys.txt">http://whatever.com/hey guys.... : darweidu
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      You mean letting people post hyperlinks? That would have been done a long time ago if it couldn't be a... : haiku
      • oh nm, I read your post wrong. : haiku
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      http://whatever.com/hey%20guys.txt : Sander Pilon
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        Yeah, now parse that %20 into a space. : Helter Skelter
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          that's really not worth the effort imo : Draugluin
          • Hey, he asked how to break stuff... : Helter Skelter
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            what effort? i did that in 15 seconds. it looks a hell of a lot better. : skold
            • I agree with the second part of this post. I can not speak for the first part, as I do not really know : Ebu
• make the shackmessages work like gmail does ... if you do not understand I still have a few invatations l... : Nation
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  Which aspect will you be messing with? Just ja.zz? Or other stuff, too? I'd love to see some kind ... : UtilityMaximizer
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    Ooh, here's one: Have a "moderators online" list somewhere, but make participation optional (i.e, if a mo... : UtilityMaximizer
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      More of a maarten thing. Shackmessages/front page stuff/Moderator stuff is maarten. ja.zz is sander, maki... : haiku
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        Well, ja.zz works great. I can't think of anything to change. restore the old comments. : UtilityMaximizer
        • Well, a lot of the frontpage code is still mine I think. Shackmsgs is all maarten. : Sander Pilon
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          I would like the ability to move threads around, like take a sub-thread and move it under a new root, but... : haiku
          • that is, as they say, a 5500 project. : Sander Pilon
    • this is a really good idea. this would make it easier to ask a mod about questionable material and get... : thekidd
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      Or make it easy for mods to see if "duke nuked" has received a shackmsg. (if it's not easy already) : Draugluin
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        Actually, it's not easy, but it's not hard. We have to use a small trick to check the inbox. It would b... : UtilityMaximizer
        • ok make it a popup ;) : Draugluin
  • I had a better searchengine (for both mainpage and comments), shackmanagement didn't think it had priorit... : Sander Pilon
• Make clicking links Russian Roulette, 1 out of 6 gets goatse! : khaosman
• Signatures and avatars for everyone! : sgtsanity
• shackmsgs' old template shows when you're reading a msg, and you hit archive. : epit
• Make the "Latest Interesting Comments" image on the frontpage link to http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/searc... : loapsaq
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  Add an "ignore" function. : Stage
  • I used to agree but now that I turned on politics filter, all my problems went away! : kelerian
• oh oh! Optional Latest Nuked Comments, Latest NWS Comments, Latest Stupid Comments! Kind of like Random... : khaosman
• write a script that randomizes the ja.zz post numbers. Misreply to the extreme! :) : ZeroSignal
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  Timezone option! Remembering to convert from Central to Pacific can be bothersome. : Helter Skelter
  • hearty 2nd'd : epit
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    the only good (read: don't bother the server) way to achieve this is with truckloads of javascript. : Sander Pilon
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      not really.. i take it all the times in the database are in CDT or whatever timezone the server is in?... : skold
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        ... for simple scripting, you'd be right. ... except, jazz has multiple persistent ram caches that I ... : Sander Pilon
        • ahhhh ok, i see what youre saying. : skold
  • this is an interesting idea but makes my mind work in weird ways when actually thinking about it.... : thekidd
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  How about giving people the option to show images within comments if the link is a jpg, bmp,gif, tga, etc... : Crimsonbeak
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    hahahaha : haiku
    • I think what you meant was hahahahahaNO! : slax0r
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    can of worms. next! : Sander Pilon
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      Animated smileys! : Crimsonbeak
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        Actually I really do want a rolls-eyes emoticon. But that isn't worth adding in emoticons. : haiku
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          o_O' : Sander Pilon
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            9_9 : haiku
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              9-9 : haiku
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                9_9 : haiku
                • I'm leaving now. I have things to do. but I am rolling my eyes at you. : haiku
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    Someone over at Something Awful made a firefox extention that does this. It's not so great most of the ti... : Helter Skelter
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      SA has that enabled by default. And if you're talking about the Last Read extension, I SHALL NOT HAVE ... : Deathlove
      • Hmm .... A shack toolbar? google-style? : Sander Pilon
      • No, no. The Last Read extension is one of the greatest things since Usenet. There's another extension tha... : Helter Skelter
    • the other SA firefox extension is wonderful though. Now when I read other vb forums I can remember where... : slax0r
    • Link to said extensions? : derelict515
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  remove the PRL for me... I am sick of it : hxman2k
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    remove the prl whenever NWS is posted rite? : creep
    • yes, what did you think I meant? hehehe https://home.comcast.net/~hxman/a.rar : hxman2k
• add signatures plus avatars!! : creep
• Fleshlights for every shacker! : slax0r
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  I actually had a good idea, but given the 'flavor' of this thread. No good would come of it for me :( : ZeroSignal
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    minty? : Sander Pilon
    • with a bad aftertaste :( : thekidd
    • double insane peppermint :) : ZeroSignal
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  Timezone adjustment, maybe the ability to apply for no PRL? :( Like if we're useful contributors or s : cajuncook
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    maybe a year of PRL as a n00b, and then you are freed of it. That would rock. : rasputinreborn
    • A year of posting, of course. Not just a year of registration. : cajuncook
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      We've actually discussed adjustable PRLs before. Like, if you make an Interesting post, you get a loosen... : UtilityMaximizer
      • You should give hirez a 5 minute exemption from PRL whenever he does his "Today is..." post, somehow. :( : cajuncook
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  More filters would be nice. Seperate sports, drugs, relationship tags would be nice but if I understand ... : Crimsonbeak
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    what the (beep) do you know about the db implications of shack filters? I have room for a few more, b... : Sander Pilon
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      That is how UMax kept explaining why we couldn't have a political filter! It's his fault please don't fl... : Crimsonbeak
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        He does a great job keeping you guys off my back. We should make him moderator some day! : Sander Pilon
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          Consistent single thread view behaviour. So when I'm viewing a single thread I can mouse over the post nu... : node
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            Aw fuck, this should've been a reply to root. Read it anyway, yeah? :) : node
            • yeah. there are a ton of possible improvements, sure. We'll have to see which of them are worth the t... : Sander Pilon
      • I didn't know what I was talking about; I was just parroting stuff I'd been told. That said, I'm not r... : UtilityMaximizer
  • I think a technical/tech support related filter might be nice. Could help in sorting through people who ... : Chod
• actually what about giving mods a different lightning bolt so they can be identified if they choose to be... : Crimsonbeak
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  oh what the hell, given the addictive nature of the shack, how about a way to personally ban yourself? S... : ZeroSignal
  • oh, now THAT would be a nice feature! : Sander Pilon
  • second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 : hxman2k
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    Simple shackmessage dukenuked and ask for a ban. : Crimsonbeak
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      Bingo. People do this all the time. : UtilityMaximizer
      • Or you could shackmessage me your account info and I will make sure you get a vacation. : Crimsonbeak
      • So I can self-ban myself for a month? : hxman2k
      • Actually why not give mods another ban specified for work breaks where the mod could type in the wanted b... : Crimsonbeak
    • It would need to be an Amazon One-Click(tm) solution. The pull of the shack is strong. : ZeroSignal
  • this is kind of cool : thekidd
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  DOOM3 style cabinet code popup over certain spoilers. I'm always mousing over 'em by accident. :( : cyb0rgninja
  • Make it like stoofoo so you have to click on it? : Helter Skelter
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  1) bookmark option - click a button, a 'read' message goes to your inbox with a link to the post you clic... : skold
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    the first one was actually one that we thought about before. Maybe a sort of "favorites" section for memb... : Sander Pilon
    • What kind of self respecting gamer/shacker has a crappy computer :P : darklox
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      i think if hover worked better, people would use it more... as for timezones, youre thinking about it ... : skold
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        what makes you think I have to render a timestamp into a string at that point? : Sander Pilon
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          well, if youre storing actual date strings in the database.. uhm.. never mind : skold
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            oh man, how stupid do you think i am? : Sander Pilon
            • you had me worried for a second ;( : skold
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        ^^agreed, hover rocks, but it just doesnt work all that well. And timezone adjustment wouldnt be hard,... : Snifter_42
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          what he was saying (now that i understand it (i think)) is that the comments are rendered, and cached.. s... : skold
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            right. you know, voodoo extreme and some other sites used the javascript way on news articles on the ... : Sander Pilon
            • heh, i just have no caching. sql query cachine, thats about it. : skold
            • I don't understand why you can't cache the dates. Something like this doesn't need to be rendered more th... : darweidu
• 3D : Haku-Jin
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  Actually I've got it the mother of all ideas. Shackpolls! Let us make polls with radio button the submit... : Crimsonbeak
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    between that and the image suggestion, I think I'm just going to ban you. : haiku
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      So I take it then that embedding sound in the comments is out? : Crimsonbeak
      • Yakety Sax for every nuked post? : Helter Skelter
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    Bord had it, most abused feature .. EVER. : Sander Pilon
    • Ohh yeah I know. I've been over to the IGN forums and jesus it is horrible. Even when it is limited to ... : Crimsonbeak
• 1. insert ability to edit posts 2. change spoiler so that is not just blocked, but a cool effect lik... : alcueso
• McGriddles! Everywhere!!!! Oh wait, I should ask Haiku this shouldn't I? :) : Optimus Prime
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  Save cookies in the database so whenever someone logs in it'll grab them and save them to the local PC. ... : iamgoat
  • good idea. : Sander Pilon
  • 2nd'd'd' : skold
  • yes! yes! especially when I shack form a foreign computer, I should be able to having everything just ... : Snifter_42
  • This is an excellent idea! : timm
  • I agree! Sometimes it takes a moment to realize my filters aren't set up properly, etc. : edlin
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    You can use the "Latest Comments" area for something else. It's not useful with the rate of chatty comme... : P-Squid
    • (should be off root...) : P-Squid
    • Wasn't there talk about excluding FP/werd/ER from the latest comments list? That would make it more u... : timm
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  Make long links be shorter...like lets say someone posts a link thats over x pixels wide , it would just ... : darklox
  • Already has this, but imo it needs to be more strict. I like to shack with my bookmarks bar open. : Draugluin
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  Fix the "you have # messages" at the top so it updates when you delete or move messages out of your inbox... : Draugluin
  • ^^ yes removing the "lag time" in shackmessage inbox #'s would be good : Snifter_42
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    also that 'null messages' bug : skold
    • good idea. shackmessages and everything related to that are Maartens territory :) I'm sure he already has : Sander Pilon
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  Search comments box on front page prease. : skynet
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    add this to your sidebar code in your profile <form style="margin: 0px" method="GET" action="/jazz/s : Snifter_42
    • that actually searches through the old comments... : Sander Pilon
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  more colors, we couldn't possibly fuck this one up : thekidd
  • ia, I liked when he added all the colors. : skynet
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  Coat the server in Flubber and then play some basketball. : rhekua
  • IAWTP : metalzombie
• Now a member of GameSpy : TheArtMan
• Color coded thread leveling option option? Something so that its easier for me to make out which post so... : fapitalism
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  Any possibility of custom ShackCSS working again? : Prozium
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    Custom CSS that shows the moderation type of a post is not allowed by TPTB. : Sander Pilon
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      I have no idea what you just said. : jcutner
      • The Boss says NO GO! : edlin
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        steve doesn't want people to see how posts (aside from nws/interesting) are flagged. custom css lets peop... : skold
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          Seems odd to me, why? : mojoald
          • people bitched and moaned about their posts being marked off topic, tangent etc. : creep
          • Creates drama. : vigilante
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          He does realize that by changing the filter options for your account...you are effectively seeing how a p... : Ebu
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            sure, but not nearly as many people will go through a redudant test of every filter just to see what one ... : Paranoid Android
            • Have the custom CSS describe them in friendlier terms than the shack actually mods them. *shrug* : Ebu
          • I was thinking about exactly the same thing, but automagically seeing in full color that your post was mo... : Fraxxxi
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  - Make URL's parse correctly ie. (www.sanderkicksass.com) includes the last ) in the <a> - #POSTID link : timm
  • the # is a bitch. Because I'm #1 ! : Sander Pilon
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  I GOT A GOOD ONE! parse urls when they are enclosed by parenthesis. What I mean make this work: (htt... : Snifter_42
  • lol timm beat me to it :( : Snifter_42
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    Ohh yeah I know it has been talked about a bunch. but a c[ ]c Code tag. : Crimsonbeak
    • Doeth! : Crimsonbeak
    • YES!!!!!!!! : timm
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      and what would it do? : Sander Pilon
      • monospace font, preserve tabs and spaces. : Snifter_42
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        ja.zz sometimes strips certain parts of the code, which isn't so hot. The ja.zz codes are probably to bla... : timm
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          so space ->   tab -> 4 spaces and no rendering of tags until the ]c is closed? : Sander Pilon
          • That would be perfect. If possible, you might want to set a limit for how many  's should be prin... : timm
          • I would knock out a wall to make your shrine bigger : Draugluin
          • No need for that. Just make c[ wrap everything in the html <pre> tag. It's semantically more correct and ... : haiku
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  OOOH, DThread on single threads! : timm
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : Ebu
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  A filter on the search page of who is being replied to. For example, being able to see how many people r... : iamgoat
  • I'm sure the database would love that! : timm
• "Horrible" tag for posts with spider pics :( : d fluke
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  wildcards for the search funktion. : Fraxxxi
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : Ebu
  • Oh, yes please! And a working Search FAQ link. : node
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  for the love of god, give us the option of a "white" shack that we can use at work. : Clay
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    Or make everything CSS based, so that we can make it ourselfs :( : timm
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      there will be grass on mars before that... : Sander Pilon
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        I know :( Grass on mars would be cool, too :( : timm
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          OMG giant golf course! : Ebu
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            Gravity on mars is almost 1/3 less than on Earth so you could hit a golf ball a thousand yards or so. How... : lord cecil
            • Up from my current hundred feet to either side?! Awesome! : Ebu
            • Only if you have a monster drive. Jesus. :( : cajuncook
      • anybody know the doom3 editor well enough to add grass to the outside areas? : Fraxxxi
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        why? its only css : mr brown
        • hey, they already found water on mars. All it takes now are some seeds and a good summer. : Sander Pilon
  • and at school! :( : jcutner
  • I 168% support this idea. A couple more color schemes are sorely needed. Or at least just the white o... : Hodder11
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  Please stop parsing my name into DaWSB], because of the n[]r{}rn shacktag. Unless that's been fixed since... : Dan[WSB]
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    Dan]o[WSB] hmmmm]o : Draugluin
    • That's inappropriate use of the spoiler tag, son. : Dan[WSB]
  • change your name to DAN[WSB] : Sander Pilon
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    I didn't know an tag existed n{tag.. Alt Post form sucks or you're crazy. :( : cajuncook
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      Alt Post Form sucks. I have no idea what the tag does, though. : cajuncook
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        DaWSB] .... works? : Sander Pilon
        • it does indeed suck! Well, DAN[WSB] is better anyway. : Sander Pilon
        • na I was haxoring with reet skillznitch n]o[]n etc]o : Draugluin
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        n [ this should work :( ] n : timm
        • (works when using CSS in my profile, at least.) : timm
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      Using the standard post form, the tag is n[]y{}yn with square brackets. : Dan[WSB]
      • Okay, that's it, I suck at escaping shacktags. : Dan[WSB]
• Make the Post a Reply button on the top work in Firefox : esky
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  Fix the avant browser / alternative post form issue. You know what I'm talking about :/ I know, it : Hodder11
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    WTF!? ... I *use* avant. It's my primary browser. And I use the alt. post form exclusively. WHAT ISSU : Sander Pilon
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      You cannot unfocus the alternative form once it's opened. If you wanted to say, copy and paste some t : Hodder11
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        oh, yeah ... that's an avant problem. It bugs me too. Post a bug at the avant forum or something. : Sander Pilon
        • Yup I sent them 2 emails about it already. :/ : Hodder11
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        I thought you stopped using Firefox because it had problems with the alt post form? Why are you using Av... : cajuncook
        • nope, I stopped using firefox because of the choppy ass auto scrolling. I simply can't tolerate it. T... : Hodder11
    • I cant get in either IE or FIREFOX.. I formated my pc because of this and it wont work :( : hxman2k
    • Since so many people around here apparently love the cock, maybe a version with big cocks everywhere? : Ben Barker
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  The entire comments system.... Converted to Flash! : Entity
  • We can get seven to do it! : Alec Matias
• when i click "xxx users online" from inside a chatty, nothing happens. works fine from the first page th... : smax
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  fix the post a reply bug in firefox. : Silent1
  • yes please : hxman2k
• How about an image free version =D : esky
• Save cookies with options please! Also, the http://www.shacknews.com/online/referer.x page says "who's... : haokah
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  .wav sounds in comments like AOL chatrooms have!!! :O {S DNF0WN : dognose
  • oh man...I completely forgot about that feature, had so much fun with it back in the day... : sanchez
• a Nokia 6600 compatible version? :[ : silentzero
• Would be cool if you could collapse a subthread... : alexthegreat2
• The ability to search for a specific Xbox Live name maybe? : bringer
• Better comments search putting stuff in quotes might as well be useless : Sniper21
• gaussian blur all the text : tangles
• - A Current/Next Shackbattle panel similar to Latest Comments. - Make the GREEN MORE GREEN - Commen... : TastyWheat

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  you can't really see her boobs in that black shirt. Any other pics? : Prozium
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    Yeah, there were a few more in that directory. : edlin
    • oooh, that Affleck Phil... : Fraxxxi
    • care to narrow it down? : Sniper21
• that looks like sarah silverman, me like : Paranoid Android
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  I thought you said boobs. I see no boobs. : rasputinreborn
  • you lack the imagination of a long-time single man... hell, I can see boobs on a glass of water if I look... : Fraxxxi
  • Guess you had to be there. She was hawt. : Helter Skelter
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    You must learn to undress her with your eyes, young padawan. : edlin
    • I just tore my retina on her zipper :( : drucifer
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  even ms paint will let you rotate an image.. this is inexcusable! im sueing for neck injuries : skold
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    cameras should now be able to detect what orientation it's in and adjust the .jpg as necessary. Or at le... : Prozium
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      Mine does this for the preview mode, but as soon as you offload it, it's back to sideways. : Helter Skelter
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        make sure you are using something that understands EXIF tags when you download them from the cameras. It ... : ashke
        • Maybe that's why. I just plug in the cable and transfer off using windows explorer. Takes all of 3 second... : Helter Skelter
    • Newer kodaks do : mojoald
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  DUDE! You can stand on the walls a quakecon!?!?! : Str8Dog
  • yep. : Crimsonbeak
• It was worth it breaking my neck to see the picture. : mofo
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  sooooooo who is she and is that rosewoods gf in every other picture? : mr brown
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    Holy shit I never looked at those pictures. I have a new resolve to lose weight. I am a fucking fatass,... : Crimsonbeak
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      post links : mr brown
      • Big Blue http://phil.askluke.com/rosewood/IMG_1308%20(Large).JPG http://phil.askluke.com/rosewood/IMG_13... : Crimsonbeak
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      Fucking signed. : Deathlove
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        help me I just poured all softdrinks in my apartment down the drain! : Crimsonbeak
        • I just found a 12pk of Mt. Dew Pitch Black, I don't know if I can throw it out yet. :( : Deathlove
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          I've had two sodas since I went on the road 2 weeks ago. Every soda just tastes way too sweet for me. I... : cajuncook
          • That is, it tastes way too sweet after drinking nothing but water and beer for 10 days. : cajuncook
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  http://phil.askluke.com/rosewood/IMG_1387%20(Large).JPG what happened here, and why was this not pursu... : esky
  • because thats a man :( : creep
  • maybe he hurt himself when he fell down just before takign the picture : alexthegreat2
  • Jiminy Crickets, where is the freaking zoom!!?? : bling1bling
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  Jesus, rosewood is such a stalker. :[ : cajuncook
  • Rosewood == Phil? Or is he just a good student...Hmmm : darklox
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    ia what's with all the stalker pics. : skynet
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      rosewood <3 phil : Deathlove
      • We all love Phil. : skynet
• He would have gotten arrested. : Silent Bob