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• Gorgeous George Richmond V-to da-A represent YO! : RyDogg1
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  Spoiler: Jun 24, 2004: 18:28 : NukeDukem
  • Spoiler: Haven't read it, have you? : Stage
• What a douche... : krym3
• HAHAHAH this is aweeeesoooooooooooome : snagger
• lol : Leroy Da Playa
• Super excellent. GG: Ok we're gonna take one last call Caller: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! GG: What? : Ajax

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• I got zalman headphones. They seem to work great here. Don't recognize any of the problems you mentioned.... : nelisch

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• DOOM: Supermarket Edition : ermac

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• Nutbush City Limits. We had that at my sister's wedding and it pwned. : TastyWheat
• Anything by Sir Mix-a-lot : jjlaw
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  Just hire a reliable DJ. Seriously. And an MC. They will do you right. : geedeck
  • Oh yeah. And your guests will be the dumbasses requesting Electric Slide and the Chicken Dance, but just ... : geedeck
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    We have a great DJ who also plays music for the cocktail hour, I just want him to play certain songs as w... : EvilDolemite
    • This is the best way to go. Give him a list of the songs you want to hear, and if he is any good, he'll ... : FormerHPB
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    an MC? you have got to be joking. a quality DJ sure, but MCs are just too full of shit a lot of the ti... : rand04
    • I'm totally serious. I've really only worked with one, but we're a great team. Then again, she's a DJ for... : geedeck
• Footloose, obviously. : exigence7
• Be a man, play just classical music : peter
• yeeoooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pussy control! : snagger

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  Uh... so are the two above statements related at all? : TastyWheat
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    He's going for the non-sequitor award of the day. : Matto357
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      I love babies that smell like powder. Chevrolet. : kevp
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        I use too many post-it notes, and what's up with cancer? : busdriver3030
        • I wonder if my hardware will run doom 3. Elephants are bigger in person. : jjlaw
    • I like that term. : seven
• DOOM3 was made by id software When you stick your finger way in to your belly button hole it makes you... : Crimsonbeak
• Haha, awesome context switch! =) : bargeld
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  I mean to say "SP2 MAKES DOOM3 GO FASTER" but I got excited about the service pack sexor and got all dist... : celerity
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    I went down to 10 FPS after installing sp2. : hxman2k
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      i gained 4fps : anthonybean
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        I gained 2 inches of girth ... o.O : Lunatic Angelic
        • pic plz : d fluke
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    i'm a sad panda. service pack 2 makes my comp rebot when i try to run doom3!!!! so i unistalled said ser... : vado
    • Fuck :(. YMMV I guess. : celerity

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  thats great Who cares if he is a homo though : stgdz
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    the center : haokah
    • so bad but that made me laugh :( : soulr

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  I really love my Samsung 213T (21.3" LCD) Native is 1600x1200 tho, so no gain there. 25ms refresh r... : bobokiller
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    what is the refresh rate on the 2001fp? : Kitty__Kong
    • I believe they spec it at 16 or 20ms. Check D3ll's web site for details : bobokiller

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• it wasnt much harder on veteran :( : Snifter_42
• Agreed. There was enough firearm's to supply all sides in a war at the start of the map. : Wombat Woo
• I just finished it a few minutes ago, also. I agree with your post. Still, the rest of the game was aw : king_darius
• Just finished it about 2 minutes ago. I agree. Far, far too easy. The mechanic was good, the setting : vile
• i bet it wouldn't be all that hard to mod the map to do what you suggest. : rudds
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  Didn't read your spoiler, and I haven't played yet, but when have boss fights in a FPS ever really been a... : haiku
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    Duke3D bosses were pretty tough. : vodor
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      Well, you couldn't look up or down though! : haiku
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        Yeah you could! I was a keyboarder back then, though, so I didn't. :( : vodor
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          Yeah I was about to correct myself and say that you could by hitting U, but I played with keyboards. I ha... : haiku
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            Then you were like WTF how are people hitting me when I'm ducked right? : Chod
            • I couldn't understand how I could die so fast after spawning! : haiku
    • YEah...alll DN3D bosses were challenging and trully awesome. The Lunar base one was the most challenging ... : omontero
  • they're only tough when there's some secret way to kill them and normal guns don't affect him. then it's... : ermac
• To be fair to the original Doom the Cyberdemon was insanely easy. I think to make this a bit tougher wou : Chod

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• shes a keepah! : *metal*
• mandatory PICS+DIVX! : rsustudent
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  What level did you let her loose in? : Debased
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    started in delta labs 1 and she stopped somewhere in 2 i think, at the point where you have to fix the te : busdriver3030
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      That's awesome. I had a girlfriend to used to LAN with me - We won a local Quake 2 2v2 Tournament togethe : TastyWheat
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        I had a girlfriend who used to work in a Game Dev company. They used to call her Killkreed or BillTreek ... : personaljesus
        • bake me a jesus : busdriver3030
        • O_o You went out with KillCreek? WTFUX. : ieGod
        • IT'S ROMEROREO?!?! : EvilDolemite
        • ??? : Katarn3279
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          Hi Jon, how ur John? http://lunatic_angelic.shackspace.com/romero-resized2.gif : Lunatic Angelic
          • hahahaha : busdriver3030
          • simply awesome : snowwolf
          • kills me every damn time : ultramega
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  i should add that she would not use the chainsaw since "that's just gross" :( : busdriver3030
  • Show her the Cherubs ;) : TastyWheat
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  So you taught your gf to use a Shotgun? Next on Jerry Spring...... : LexLuther
  • what : busdriver3030

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• Yeah they do. They are one of my fav weapon in the game. : slacko
• Yes, they are not wretched, just misunderstood : Debased
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  I think Doom 3 grenades are a lot lighter than Quake 1/2/3 grenades. They bounce much more when they hit ... : personaljesus
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    That's 'cause the gravity on Mars is weaker... : Debased
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      I'd hate to see the Doom guy try jumping on Earth then :( : freak!
      • *WALKINGFRAME'D* : TastyWheat
    • Only after it hits something first. : jake
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    I love em. Me n the guys at work have dubbed em ERMs, or Explodin' Rubber Motherfuckers : TastyWheat
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      They seem underpowered in multiplayer though. I was nailing guys with them and they still had to shoot t... : senior spielbergo
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        its funny if you hit yourself with one (pretty much directly) it will take away about 7HP : spector
        • yeah I dont get it : senior spielbergo
      • Haven't done multiplayer yet, but, I agree that they seem underpowered. I guess I've always imagined a gr... : ieGod
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    yeah, I threw one of these Super Happy Funballs in a corridor and I SWEAR it bounced no less than 7 times... : cap n KRUNCH
    • The physics are kinda bad... they don't seem to take hold until the enemy is dead, and then they are extr... : alexthegreat2

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  omg there's a hello kitty light? seriously? : Draugluin
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    Hahahah yep. : TastyWheat
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      There's a link to it here --> http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~polycount/ubb/Forum2/HTML/009361.html : Debased
      • rofl ..thundercats! : IcomeINpeace
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8333582 : eskimo spy

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• My fan malfuctioned all the time - until I found my neighbor had one too. : peter
• is it still under warranty? bring it back. : IcomeINpeace
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  This stuff intrigues me, although I can't say I believe in the 'supernatural'. What other creepy shit hav... : ieGod
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    Ok, here's the list, as I can remember it. In my first home, from birth to 4 years old, we lived in Ho... : Vincent Grayson
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      Very interesting indeed! And you've never given these things a second thought as to an explanation that w... : ieGod
      • I've thought long and hard about most "supernatual" things I've felt/encountered in my life, and I just d... : Vincent Grayson
• electronics malfunction and there's nothing spooky about it. tell us when stuff starts moving on its own.... : eskimo spy
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  You need to lay off the China White, my friend : Debased
  • This kind of shit has been happening since I was a kid, so, I'm fairly certain it's not any drug use. : Vincent Grayson

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  Nice ploy. Had she seen it before? : ieGod
  • no - She didn't laugh as much as I did either :( : sharkII
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  Everyone has felt like William Foster before. : EvilDolemite
  • I feel like that every day. :( : malevolence
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  the scene in McDonald's is soooo classic : cap n KRUNCH
  • Poor guy only wanted some breakfast! : d fluke
• D-FENS I love that movie though... makes me want to watch it again... : TheNiXXeD

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• you know what you have to do. Fuck his mom : multisync

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• Bah, I suck for buying this game, but never playing it :( : iamgoat
• that's great! now i wish i hadn't sold the game. : fsck
• Yep, that sums up pretty well why Ico was fucking amazing. Now where's my next game from those guys? : Vincent Grayson
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  omg I love that game so damn much. : haiku
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    Shine get? http://mydocuments.orangemile.com/mypictures/taint.jpg :[ : My Documents
    • I'm not sure I would really want to read a novel based on ICO. There isn't a lot I need (or want) explain... : haiku
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  step 1) brilliance step 2) squish brilliance into a ps2 game step 3) we ♥ ICO : Kniggit
  • lol, that pretty much sums it up : Boxelder
• great post : pupismyname
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  Funny how you get paid shit in Japan for making games but you can have a crazy title like Director/Game D... : Porkasaurus
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    What's so crazy about that? : slacko
    • Director/Game Designer/Lead Artist titles are pretty rare in the US, so rare I would almost say that no o... : Porkasaurus
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  do you speak crazy bitch? : phil_mckraken
  • lol http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2001-09-28&res=l : Leroy Da Playa
• I skipped out on that presentation, it was way too crowded and my little translation device wasn't workin... : artillery
• Thanks for posting this. :) I can't even write a shackreview of this game because I can't figure out wha... : tomservo
• Brilliant game. Simply incomparable. : sgtsanity
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  <3 <3 <3 : d fluke
  • Second'd - thanks dude. Love these things that bring you closer into the process of game design, always i... : SpaecKow
  • Even more <3... ICO is an unforgettable experience. : SlamDunk
• I cried. :[ : My Documents
• Best ending to a game ever. Thanks for the post! : zerologik
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  is there anyway i can play this on my pc? : ansuble
  • Not untill PS2 emulators progress quite a ways farther. : Helter Skelter
• ICO and Devil May Cry were my first PS2 games :) : EvilDolemite

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  See that is why dogs are better we don't have the dog people posting puppy pictures all the time :P : Crimsonbeak
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    BTW cute cat although I could of gone without the crotch shot. : Crimsonbeak
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      needs more crotch-shot, and the toes aren't Frodo enough :( a la http://kaiser.shackspace.com/Loki4.jp : haccess
      • yeah toes are more *{uma therma}* like : vado

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• So they'll be building 90% of the movie then. : TastyWheat
• credits: dircector actors AMD64 THE END. : cap n KRUNCH
• Thats impressive because thats 3/4 of the movie right there! : Squirrely
• Can the AMD64 make the plot good? :( : jjlaw
• Yay we can blame AMD instead of Lucas for all the reshot scenes : peter

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  you have to record a demo 1st, then use /aviDemo "demoname" to make a vid of that demo, holmes. : eskimo spy
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    Does it have a switch to enable sound or are they always soundless? : jrock
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      wait I am taking what I said back, I need to go figure it out bcit ssurely different than Q3, in q3 you u... : eskimo spy
      • hokay, aviDemo "demoname" writes a shitload of .TGA files to your demo folder under a new folder named th... : eskimo spy

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• Welcome back. Everything will be OK now. : Lightzout
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  Ive been on dialup since May :( : Squirrely
  • you poor bastard! : xocsida
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    ive been on dialup since always :( : nurall
    • I moved to where there's broadband. : haokah
• I moved into a new place on the 1st, still don't have cable of any sort. :( And then I'm on vacation for ... : geedeck

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  If you can do video in, then software should be able to capture it, regardless of the card supporting any... : ieGod
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    I'm specifically considering this card http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProductDesc.asp?description=14-1... : Lynn Minmei
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      that card should do fine, any videoediting software can capture video from those once you have the driver : d fluke
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        TV capture too? so I can record Smallville onto da computer : Lynn Minmei
        • Nopes, you'll need a tuner card for that (or an AIW). You *might* be able to do it using a VCR with tuner... : d fluke
• vivo cards have video in (usually both s-video and composite), yes : d fluke

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  Yeah, you know this is gonna own. : riptyde
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    Hehe is Clinton wearing a friendship bracelet? : riptyde
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      http://www.boston.com/news/globe/living/articles/2004/06/26/clintons_bracelet_its_not_what_you_think/ : manero
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        That's actually kinda cool : Omning
        • /me nods : tangles
• Maybe he should go on Howard Stern. I bet he could get a free Blow Job out of the deal. : capt tripps
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  He seriously just sold me a copy of his book. I've always liked Clinton, but dammit, he just seems lik... : Vincent Grayson
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    too bad the audio version is abridged :( : smax
    • They always are. : riptyde
  • For some reason I think the audio version will bother me. I am worried it will sound like he is preaching... : personaljesus
  • The book is still a bit of a bore. : smdever
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  I wish he didn't decline to go on SNL. That might have been good.. : K1Bond007
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    I think SNL is a bit "too much" for an ex-president. : personaljesus
    • Yeah, me too, but it still would have been coo :( : K1Bond007
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  One of the rare times I regret not having cable. : Ebu
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    The segment before it was extremely funny. Steven Colbert found representatives of all the minority group... : sgtsanity
    • yea that was gold. : personaljesus
    • "And Im looking forward to the Republican National Convention, where none of these voices will be present : Squirrely
• god damnit - I'd love to see that. ! : seven
• saw it last night. nice interview but it's low on substance, low on funney, and low on news. : Odoyle

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  "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." - Alfred Hitchcock : EvilDolemite
  • SO fucking true. Well quoted. : TastyWheat
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  I think they should have put something in some elevators. You always feel safe when you open the door, s... : jake
  • Haven't beaten it yet, have you? : DKo5

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  I haven't read PvP in a few months, but when I was reading it, it seemed to be slowly drifting away from ... : slax0r
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    Well he is seemingly away from the hardcore gaming section but is still way outside of mainstream. : Crimsonbeak
    • Yeah, he isn't pulling UO inside jokes anymore :P : d fluke
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  I really don't know enough about the market to comment, but if cartoonists are usually paid for it, then ... : woddemandred
  • In an article posted at PA it seemed more like his target was the "syndicates" who sell the comics to the... : Tincan
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    Kurtz has worked hard enough on initally getting published with Geek Storm, then Image, and through the s... : d fluke
    • damn, that's some fucked up sentences : d fluke
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      If a comic is offered gratis to the newspapers, isn't it possible that the money they're willing to pay t... : woddemandred
      • It's exactly in the long run that this is a good thing. More competition, more variety. I have no doubt ... : d fluke
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  I liked it more when he made jokes about games :/ : EvilDolemite
  • It's true there aren't as many gameer jokes any more, but it's still quite a lot about geeky stuff : d fluke
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  Whats this in relation to? Did he get syndication? : Lightzout
  • He plans on offering his strip for free/very cheap to newspapers without using a syndicate : d fluke

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  Dude your links suck... takes you to main pages.. : krym3
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    Dragon drop. : jjlaw
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      still dont werk! : eskimo spy
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        SRI works for me :( : jjlaw
        • in FF at least: drag to new tab, no, to new window, no, except for the 1st one. : eskimo spy
• Salma Hayek is one of the most faptastically beautiful women on this planet. : TastyWheat

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• Yep. : TastyWheat
• There is a large spider demon "boss"; very fleshlike and twisted. Nothing like the original Spider Maste : EvilDolemite
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  it got cut. thread a day ago mentioned slated for quake 4, or an expansion pack : warren
  • ah jeez, that sucks. thanks : Odoyle

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  *bump* reply with weird `answers : hxman2k
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    my beam is very stiff : ansuble
    • you've been playing doom, havn't you? : hxman2k
• curvature? : cwkoh

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• com_showfps 1 : bargeld
• com_showFPS 1. Run along now. : TastyWheat

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• "Whaddya mean I can't carry a gun AND a flashlight" : TastyWheat
• hmm.. I can see Cheney through his ear. : jjlaw
• "Watch them books a-burn!" : moogoperator

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• Not funny. : smoking pets
• Wouldnt this make the parole officers liable for the murders as well then, since they are saying they cou... : sharkII
• I think tts not just the probation officers who have some responsibility but the police as well. In anoth... : Tincan

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  Put this in your autoexec.cfg and use the Numpad keys.. bind KP_5 "toggle pm_thirdPerson 0 1" bind KP... : Novad
  • Thanks man :D : MacGyver
• Someone needs to create a mod to add the DoomGuy's face the HUD, just like the old days... : tbreffni
• 3rd person is for commies and tree hugging hippies. : personaljesus
• Doom 3 human's kinda lack character. There are one or two decent good ones, but most of them are pretty f... : seven
• How do you play in 3rd person mode?!?!? : Matto357
• But it's a First Person Shooter... : TastyWheat

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• Mmmm, souless capitalism, my favourite. : SpaecKow
• That makes the baby Tyler cry. : wheat
• And it was set to Limp Bizkit-esque muzak! : RyDogg1
• wow. i don't know what was worse, the concept, the graphics, the implementation, the old man, the dude's ... : rsustudent
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  I love how this game goes against everything the concept of Fight Club stands for. : TastyWheat
  • I loved the quote in some interview with Chuck Palahniuk regarding the game. He said something like "W... : Vincent Grayson
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    Well, with that logic, so does the movie...I understand Fight Club's message, but it's hard to take it se... : EvilDolemite
    • Yeah. IMO this game is nothing more than a money-grab. The book, and the movie as well, were quite well t... : TastyWheat
• I'm proud to take the movie too seriously, and find the game tasteless. : seven

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  You're a couple days late. :) http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8325952 : Helter Skelter
  • Right. Ok. Thanks. :-) : [7]kami
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  it sucks, it causes what I felt were really noticable visual artifacts. : eskimo spy
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    Did you try the latest version? The first one he had did cause artifacts for some but after an email to J... : Tincan
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      am I supposed to read 32 pages of a msg board to figure out there is a new one, and then I have to guess ... : eskimo spy
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        holy shit I am dumber for having gone to that forum. there are some seriously fucked in tha head people o... : eskimo spy
        • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8336110 : Tincan
• I don't feel the need for increased performance on my system. The game runs beautifully already. : EvilDolemite
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  that headline sounds like certain spam I get : d fluke
  • how to bost your sexual performace by 40%... : hxman2k
• I read that as Beyonce forums and I thought you'd post hot Beyonce pictures :( : personaljesus
• 40%? A few guys in the other thread got at most 1 or 2 FPS boost, 40% just sounds absurd, surely JC would... : node