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So. There you have it, day one of E3. It wasn't *that* bad, was it? Anyway, good news today. They're absolutely sure Half-Life 2 will ship this summer. So, with this in the back of my mind, I started to wonder: Why do companies bother to set a deadline that they can't make in the first place? And the worst part of it, I think they know they can't make it. Now I ask you, why!? These 3DRealms guys might take a long time to finish their game, but at least they're honest about it. Ofcourse we'll all forget about the whole thing the second the game hits the streets, but still... Anyway, weird stuff happened today:

• Scientists baffled! Braindead subjects show signs of life, and creativity!
• Watch out for the kickboxing shrimp!
• I'd like these guys to come over and do my shirts. I bet they won't last a minute...
• Taco's hard to get on Venus, residents visit Mexico.
• Hybrid cars not all what they are claimed to be.