Evening Reading

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 84 replies.

• about 250 different patients. : edgewise
• Braggart! : Rice-Rocketeer
• scratching my balls : lee majors
• making popcrn bags that dont burn your hands if you open them too fast. and mine wont get blown up on ... : Morgin
• a pirate ship : lumpymilk
• toggle

  replying to attention whores. : paganritual
  • ATTENTION WHORE : romulan
• Raising my new daughter :) : Visceral Monkey
• digging lint out of my belly button (i'm an innie!) : primate13
• toggle

  I plan on taking a big shit but the bowels are not cooperative. are you an EE? : BobBarker
  • toggle

    nvm... just saw your other post. what kinda microcontrollers are you guys using? : BobBarker
    • atmega 163 (L) and the AT90S8515.. using the stk 501 board to flash them : hxman2k
• spooge jar. and destroying the evil known as prl : sabadog
• toggle

  just so you know, it won't orbit at 12,000 feet. : but why
  • Hey mom what's that? Oh its just the satellite coming crashing back down. : Chod
  • toggle

    it wont freely orbit at 12,000 ft. Second, how the hell would it make it over the Hymalayas? Everest i... : Jerry C
    • toggle

      he must know something about gravity that we don't... : but why
      • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8027644 : hxman2k
• finished a boot cd with both Windows 2000 and XP installations on it. I'll trade you ten of them for one... : Luminair
• trying my hardest to get on board with the structural firm that is doing the new world trade center desig... : Jerry C
• I'm designing a toilet on wheels. : mofo
• toggle

  gameboy advance and xbox software!! : diddlyd
  • toggle

    hey, me too! and ps2 and gamecube, and pc, and dc and snes and saturn and ... we're talking 'testing' the... : paganritual
    • toggle

      writing, you lowly tester! ;-) : diddlyd
      • i dont even test them :( i write accounting software shoot me i pay to play ... : paganritual
• a small website system in php : genjuro
• toggle

  Implementation, logitistics, and security procedures for a mobile ad-hoc VPN spanning 802.11a and 802.11b... : Dechter
  • Nice.... whom do you work for>? : hxman2k
  • toggle

    TLDR version: Wireless network.... : sharkII
    • Oh, if only it were that easy. That's just one part of the project. Arguably the easiest part. Except ... : Dechter
• toggle

  The control program for Medical test equipment that is used to test and calibrate the equipment radiation... : enigmatic
  • toggle

    i am majoring in controls system actually.. love that shit : hxman2k
    • It's Win32 programming on Windows CE. yum! : enigmatic
• toggle

  Dont satellites generally go a little higher than 12,000 feet? Or they'd smack into tall mountains? : GloriousCow
  • toggle

    it is a international design competition. It is flying on an amature rocket. the nano sat will fly to 350... : hxman2k
    • that's better. that's *slightly* more than 12k feet : but why
• Bringing positive life experiences to teens with disabilities : radicus
• toggle

  Putting a computer into a 1934 Deforest-Crosley radio as an mp3 player : alacious
  • toggle

    don't say mp3! : sabadog
    • oh god, don't remind me : alacious
• I am currently building up my porn collection. : zelek30
• toggle

  OK what school and are you building to the CubeSat standard? if you are I'm on the team at CalPoly that : twostar
  • toggle

    UT-Austin. yes.. the cubesat standards http://cubesat.calpoly.edu/ : hxman2k
    • A fellow Austinite!! *Waves* : sharkII
    • toggle

      lol, yeah I'm on the PolySat team building a sat and on the CubeSat coordination team. Did you hear that... : twostar
      • toggle

        Also you what are you flying on for the 12,000ft test? That's not even high alt balloons, we're trying t... : twostar
        • toggle

          sadly, i wont be there for the test :(... grad school :) : hxman2k
          • bah grad school. dear god I hope I make it long enough to have the option. got my 3rd year of aerospace : twostar
      • toggle

        I started on this 2 weeks ago.. and i need to finish by auguest 15th. And about the cubesats, yeah i hear... : hxman2k
        • toggle

          I've seen some of the cansats and that's some cool stuff. are you sticking around and helping with the m... : twostar
          • toggle

            I used solidworks 03.. this app is much much easier. I wont be sticking around. Leaving the state for gra... : hxman2k
            • toggle

              can it do FEA and thermal analysis? I-DEAS seems to be what all the big boys are using. Lockheed and Bo... : twostar
              • toggle

                For FEA, I used Cosmos Works (works with sw03). It has thermal analysis also. But, the best programs are ... : hxman2k
                • toggle

                  you ever tried working with ProE? Most evilist program evar, unfortunatley most of our CADD work is done... : twostar
                  • we have ProE.. and you are right. IT SUCKS. Stick with Ideas all the way : hxman2k
    • toggle

      I'm also on the cubesat and polysat teams. In fact, that's my website you linked there. I'm also doing ... : Finestaut
      • toggle

        WE NEED TO LAUCH A SHACKSAT what a small world we live in.. 3 shakcer so far doing this stuff. I am also... : hxman2k
        • toggle

          What would it do? broadcast annoying catchphrases? assist in the distribution of valuable pornography to ... : Finestaut
          • simple: goatse the entire world. /pinky muwahahahaha muwahahahHAHAH MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : BobBarker
          • it will act as shoutcast, but for shackers only ! : hxman2k
• For the University of California Marching Band I'm designing a system that will allow us to automate the ... : sludge vohaul
• toggle

  A bomb. : elazair
  • ATTN JACK BAUER : fsck
• toggle

  I, uh, err... go to the gym and stuff sometimes. : archon
  • Your building muscles! Sweet. Keep it up. : zelek30
• My latest sandwich it's missing something and I just can't figure out what's missing.5 kinds of meat,3 ty... : brutal
• toggle

  this chick on yahoo, she's about to take it off : AllYourBase
  • toggle

    you mean her boobs? : archon
    • of course! : AllYourBase
• ATTN: ATTN WHORES : rosewood
• toggle

  12,000 feet altitude? I smell bullshit. : Incendiary Penis
  • toggle

    i will post the lauch VIDEO!!!!! : hxman2k
    • you putting one onboard? :D SOO putting some PIX+DIVX on our balloon this fall. : twostar
  • toggle

    it's only a cansat. they launch on high power rockets. 12,000 ft isn't that high for good rockets. :) : twostar
    • toggle

      i should have not included the altitude : hxman2k
      • toggle

        so you guys launching at a Tripoli or NAR launch? High power launches are fucking sweet. I build some e... : twostar
        • toggle

          it's all gonna depend on the other group who is taging along.. their comm system range is not great (old ... : hxman2k
          • toggle

            lol, We're trying to figure out how to do the high altitude balloon stuff. Those things can travel. We... : twostar
            • toggle

              my friends left for the ballon sat project / test for colorado. they ae going be testing our own gps reci... : hxman2k
              • toggle

                cool so you're using GPS and APRS or just local data storage? I'd be really interested in what you're us... : twostar
                • see your email : hxman2k
• im working on a robotic dancing burrito : sexninja

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 37 replies.

• muchas gracias señor : Break
• toggle

  I like the images. I still dont like the in your face colors though. :( : Degenerate
  • Yes, I know. I'll maybe do a version based on skold's colors, since that seems to be other most popular v... : timm
• toggle

  I tried both and didn't notice a difference. Maybe I'm misunderstanding what you're saying? : Baragon
  • toggle

    The filter image "Informative", "NOT WORK SAFE", etc is now always aligned correctly. Also, if a reply is... : timm
    • Oh, yes, I understand. The second is infinitely better. : Baragon
• p1mp : -=kodiak=-
• toggle

  bookmarked for when I get home later.. : Shadowdane
  • toggle

    What good would a bookmark on another computer do? : Baragon
    • lol-mart : jhof
  • not really a bookmark.. just posted in the thread so I can look it up in my own post history later. : Shadowdane
• nice work, if you need help with hosting i can put the file on my shackspace. : Silent1
• toggle

  Skold's colors: http://www.oppdater.no/timm/timm_shackCSS_based_on_skold.zip This is identical to sko... : timm
  • whops, forgot the informative icon. Redownload it if you already downloaded. : timm
  • toggle

    coolies. Can you post a picture of it in action please? : Degenerate
    • Sure thing: http://images.tinytimm.com/?i=shackcss_teaser_skoldsversi.gif : timm
• Nice! Spacespacespacespace : gingerninja
• hmm i like the previous version better : mr brown
• mucho cool..thx! : El Tigre
• just installed it on firebird. its nice. good work, thanks. : electric_monk
• That's pretty cool. When I did my version, I thought it slipped through and no one saw it. The contextual... : malevolence
• thanks again, good icons. thanks for the cen. NWS. : *metal*
• toggle

  Very cool! Play with the icons ... I change the NWS} to this its more work friendly for gov't type people... : kanix
  • toggle

    I'm trying to find one to replace the stupid face : gingerninja
    • toggle

      Yeah, I'd like that as well.. I just didn't find anything that was stupid enough :( : timm
      • try this http://aepi.bedroom.org:808/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif : kanix
      • toggle

        http://members.rogers.com/abutawus/cuckoo.gif : sikander
        • Hehe, nice one ;) : timm
• toggle

  VERY NICE. thanks! : sikander
  • toggle

    Glad you like it ;) Add it to shackstuff.tk too, yes? ;) : timm
    • toggle

      did that before i posted ^_^ : sikander
      • toggle

        Really? I can't find it anywhere.. : timm
        • main page .. last entry : http://www.shackifieds.com/shackstuff/ : sikander
• Cool. Give 'em the informative! : laidback
• nicely done Timm! thank you! : beastrabban
• gj timm. very nice. : fiveassedmonkey

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 43 replies.

• for great justice? its toll free! just hang up mid sentence and no one will know youre pranking him : skold
• toggle

  dialing now... : paulatreus
  • btw, what is jornada so I dont sound totally stupid : paulatreus
  • toggle

    oh well, I gave John my first name and then my phone cut out wink wink : paulatreus
    • toggle

      ahahhahahahahah that was awesome. jornadas are like ipaqs. but older. hp dropped them in favor of the ... : skold
      • toggle

        Redialing... : paulatreus
        • toggle

          oops, guess if I want john I have to say I bought it within the last year...redialing again : paulatreus
          • toggle

            Who Do I ask for? : CSParsons
            • toggle

              you dont ask for anyone, just say jornada. youll get john anyhow, hes the only person in the WORLD right ... : skold
              • toggle

                I'm on hold you bastard. : CSParsons
                • toggle

                  i think paulatreus is on. johns looking up 'jornadabattery.com' .. bahahwh gold jerry, gold : skold
                  • Can I tell im that Steve Gibson authorized my RMA? : CSParsons
              • How do I get a hold of you to yell at you? : CSParsons
          • toggle

            OMG! JOHN IS SUCH A GOOD EMPLOYEE!!!! I burped in his ear like 3 times and he said nothing. I mentio : paulatreus
            • toggle

              He asked too many questions and I got bored. I hung up on the poor boy. : CSParsons
              • toggle

                hahahah what an idiot : kabex
                • toggle

                  Who asks for an address, I mean, really. : CSParsons
                  • Luckily, I was a process server at my last job so I have like a million addresses memorized. I gave him ... : paulatreus
                • toggle

                  You should call him and after a few standard questions say "I have no pants on". Hilarity ensues. : woddemandred
                  • toggle

                    I didn't want him to realize it was a prank and somehow skold be skolded for it....get it? SKOLD, SKOLDe... : paulatreus
                    • toggle

                      I said my name was Paul Treus. He didnt say anything. : CSParsons
                      • toggle

                        I used Justin Thompson Justin is my real first name, Thompson is not. Gave him my real phone number... : paulatreus
                        • toggle

                          Sounded pretty gay to me. : CSParsons
                          • toggle

                            <Sam Jackson>Sarcasm motha fucka, do you speak it?!?!</Sam Jackson> : paulatreus
                            • toggle

                              ^^^^ Sounds pretty gay to me. : CSParsons
                              • toggle

                                Are you hitting on me?? PRL...you are a pain in every chatty bitch's ass : paulatreus
                                • And right back to the asstalk. Makes a person wonder what you are trying to get at. : CSParsons
            • toggle

              haha that was you for BOTH calls? the first one was like 'tim thompson' or something about the battery... : skold
              • toggle

                I called once, got my first name in and then hung up. Called again with all the battery shit. Then CSPa... : paulatreus
                • toggle

                  Yeah, that bastard talks too much, you might mention that to him. : CSParsons
                  • he has to ask you questions like that. its part of our job. : skold
            • i aim to please... i have loyalties to hp... people don't realize i know how much these products suck, i'... : nakedjohn
• ipaq pocketpc?? lolz ficl you prl you are soa nnoying :D- going to the kitchen for my marucahn to make : kabex
• one of you call back and say your name is 'bob pimpson' .. say 'like simpson, but with a p' : skold
• toggle

  okay people, my first post on the shack... i registered just to give props to whenver called me. you two ... : nakedjohn
  • toggle

    Careful, a good friend of mine is a manager at HP :) His brother is also the head of support for Europe.... : moshman
    • toggle

      watching eh?? WATCH THIS!!!! **drops pants to expose ass** : nakedjohn
      • toggle

        Will you do this action and describe it in sensual detail for callers? For no extra charge? : zerologik
        • depending on what your name is... busty mcboobs... yes jeremy thompson... no : nakedjohn
• toggle

  AHHH! David picked up, and I got scared, and I hung up :( : hax3d
  • they know your weakness : Degenerate
  • yeah... i'm at home now... you missed me : nakedjohn

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 52 replies.

• toggle

  \m/ Old Logitech corded ball wheel mouse \m/ : sanchez
  • toggle

    The best EVAR!!! http://www.linux-user.de/ausgabe/2000/11/035-usb-eingabe/logitech.jpg : huds0n
    • heh, mine's even older it dosen't have those fancy things on the side it actually came off a compaq com... : sanchez
    • i had one of those... i used it until it died : d0pamine
• toggle

  MX500. : gmd
  • Yes do this. : weezer rocks
  • toggle

    don't listen to him. Get the 700 : Scotty22
    • Listen to this man, though. : Ebu
• toggle

  "McGuiver" brand. they send you tinfoil, a fork, and a stop watch. : Nighthavvk
  • toggle

    Mine came with pancake batter, a needle, and some scissors. : angelparadox
    • omg u got the special edition? : Nighthavvk
• logitech always : sikander
• Does anyone other than Microsoft make a bluetooth mouse? And why the hell not? : Dechter
• toggle

  I gotz the mx700...and its the best fucking mouse evar! (yeah it beats pussy)! Go get some ! Fuck the co... : Mistar Dung
  • i am not !!!! i take offence to that comment, (btw they are called cables or wires) :) : CoRDS
• toggle

  I like the feel of the MS mice moreso than Logitech's although logitech's are usually cheaper. Anyways..... : Q-ball
  • toggle

    Pfffft....Logitech owns. You can pull and drag the MX as fast as u fucking can...seriously...but it will... : Mistar Dung
    • toggle

      What are you like, 14? : BryanGT
      • toggle

        No...im not 14..but if your sister is...I'd give her a go right about now. : Mistar Dung
        • toggle

          OMG another zinger! What will he think of next!? : BryanGT
          • toggle

            your mother ? MmMMMm *touches cock* !! : Mistar Dung
            • toggle

              Oh yeah! I don't have a mother! HA!! :) : BryanGT
              • toggle

                Pffft...yes you do...she just didnt want you to know.......sorry son. =/ : Mistar Dung
                • toggle

                  Well, my genitalia is larger than your genitalia. : BryanGT
                  • toggle

                    Whatever...we measure ours here...and mine is 21+ cm, if yours is longer then good or you....im not hurti... : Mistar Dung
                    • toggle

                      Nuh uh! My dad is a camando! His biceps are thicker than they length of your miniscule wang! One time he ... : BryanGT
                      • Hello there Schwarzenegger Jr. : Kashmir
    • this makes me laugh a lot... : whore
• Microsoft is THE DEVIL, boy! : lapskaus
• toggle

  Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer 3.0 : poppasp1ce
  • toggle

    IAWTP : Silent1
    • I concur. : BryanGT
  • YOU WIN. : ventro
  • Indeed! : mofo
• toggle

  microsoft bluetooth, go go : grimiv
  • toggle

    Uhm, no. It's nice for what it is, but it's nowhere near as good as the Explorer 3.0 or the Logitech MX s... : timm
    • and unlike the MX-700, you cant just rest ur mouse on the charger and get a full charge in 30 min : Soul Colossus
    • toggle

      awww but its so cute and geeky : grimiv
      • I'm using one right now with the laptop which has buildt-in bluetooth, but there's just no way I'd use it... : timm
• mx500 or 700 : lord cecil
• mx700 yes might as well the get keyboard combo deal its 90 dollars i think at best buy the mx700 is lik... : Break
• Go Logitech! : Dingbat
• Logitech > MS : Mad Brahmin Disease
• toggle

  Logitech sucks.... If you're left handed. /me hugs his Intellimouse Explorer : Chunks
  • toggle

    you're dead to me : Soul Colossus
    • Hey, if I had a better alternative, I'd use it. Logitech's stance on left handed customers is "Fuck Yo... : Chunks
• my mx 300 is black. : oldschoolbob-o
• mx500 : Draugluin
• toggle

  Get the MX 700...it's the greatest mouse in all of history : Piotyr
  • i have had mine for 3 days and i have to say i'm quite happy with it. : filthysock
• i need help pronoucing your name first. : Orion