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• look on the bright side, your upstairs neighbor might be getting murdered :D : Oxidizer
• Well then its time to call the property manager and have him talk to them. Kick the little bastard and hi... : SCSI-Terminator
• if he's throwing stuff out of an apartment, then call the cops on them. Its a hazard to everyone (and th... : BobBarker
• Just go up there and toss his ass off the balcony. Do everyone a favor. : malevolence
• €hrm : skold

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  Bathe it and bring it to me. : stump
  • lol : phobium
• LOL @ the Golden Fan : drucifer
• ooooh, shiny. : slax0r
• Give it to me since my 9700 can't seem to render shit correctly. : zakk
• Give me back my monitor. : z1armedman
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  Mail it to me since I only have Radeon 7500. : valiance
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    sell it and get a console : r4ja
    • I use consoles as a toilet bowl. : valiance
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  It's a 256bit model - you basically have a 9700 right there. : desecr8
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    How the hell do you know that? : rosewood
    • You have an L shaped memory configuation, you just need that "h4x0r" tool to unlock the extra 4 pipelines... : desecr8

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• Because we didn't know. : sysmanager
• "Where'd you go, Ikea-boy?" : slax0r
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  wtf is ikea? : fsck
  • I KILL EVIL ANIMALS : Priest77
  • it's synonym in sweden is "Takenoven da countryporshen" : sludge vohaul
  • ikea is an altar to the swedish furniture gods : GloriousCow
• How much? : weezer rocks
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  Cool. I didn't know that. How much discount? : valiance
  • 20% off through September!! :[ : My Documents
• you didn't ask : davislovestacobell
• IKEA products are made so poorly it should be free for students. : gorilla
• To bad they sell shitty products and instructions that have been re-written in three different languages ... : shotgun1
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  I always ended up with a few too many or too few dowels. : CrimsonHandHiro
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    i bought two shelves that came with no screws. =( : gorilla
    • It was the dowel gnomes... They steal screws too. : CrimsonHandHiro
    • I bought a dresser that was missing some holes in it. Half of it is still under my bed in a box. The ot... : iamgoat
• I think ikea has some nice stuff :\ : r4ja

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  Brad Pitt is 40 : filthysock
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    Holy fuck.. you're right... sorry about that.. but he looks so young in all of my posters on the wall : laidback
    • I'd hit it. : Deathlove
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  I dont like the idea of a Snatch 2. I think the first one ended perfectly. No need to open it back up. : Degenerate
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    I agree, and Madonna would probably end up being in it? : -efx-
    • Madonna must have a "pussy for movies" clause in her pre-nuptial agreement with him. He needs to sit her... : laidback
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  Brad Pitt would not make a good Captain America. : amankhan
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    You are wrong. Brad Pitt would make a good *anything* : Vincent Grayson
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      many years ago I thought Pitt was just one of those pretty boys and hated him. Then after seeing several ... : Degenerate
      • yea I think 12 monkeys changed my opinion of him of course he only has like 2 characters he plays in a... : halfway
      • Likewise, but once I saw Se7en and 12 Monkeys, he became one of my favorite actors. : Vincent Grayson
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        Fight club totally changed my opinion of him. : dmiller
        • Thats the movie that that pushed me over the line as well. : Degenerate
      • yes brad pitt made me go gay too : gegtik
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        same. I saw Legends of the Fall and was converted. Then of course came Seven and 12 Monkeys and I was sur... : Odoyle
        • yep LotF was my conversion as well.. till then he was nothnig but poster fodder for my sister : gegtik
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        I agree. I thought he was the kind of guy who would end up in movies named SEABISCUIT. Then I realized he... : Entity
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          don't insult jeff bridges like that :( : Paranoid Android
          • or Toby McGuire :( : Odoyle
        • I usually cringe every time you post but this was excellent and made my morning bright and sunshiney : gegtik
      • I think Pitt is a great actor. I just don't think he'll make a good Captain America. : amankhan
    • Thanks for your opinion, it has been routinely disregarded. : amankhan
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    he actually would probably make a decent villain in a captain america type film : Paranoid Android
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      yea he only has the sappy romance type film character, and the insane guy character neither of those r... : halfway
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        he was fairly normal (if not a lead) in Ocean's Eleven (if you didn't like it, then i suppose that's not ... : Paranoid Android
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          hmm I forgot about that his more memorable roles have been the above two though : halfway
          • I agree, though I think he can pull out more than those two roles (while I enjoy the insanity very much : : Paranoid Android
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    will he make a good Achilles in the upcoming "Troy" movie?? http://us.imdb.com/Title?0332452 : rookieone
    • Definitely. Especially if they show Achilles going crazy with bloodlust. : Portax
• brad is almost 40, so i think he's got the age thing down. : dist0rti0n
• I checked some sites and it seems the Capt America rumor is just that a rumor no truth to it as of now bu... : Darynth

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  I lol'd at this for some reason : elazair
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    you are a sad, strange little man : Draugluin
    • Hey, i'm not little. : elazair
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  Scalpel - Eyelids = Not tired any more. : Normality
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    can you imagine if you had no eye lids, i think you would seriously go crazy. : Orion
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      You'd just play more peekaboo : gegtik
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        you could probably win EVERY starring contest with any good no matter how good they were!! : Orion
        • more like scarring contest am i rite : gegtik
    • for red and dry eyes, use Clear Eyes : Normality
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      you're eyeballs would eventually just dry up and become useless : multisync
      • Look like raisens connected to the grapevine still. : Normality
      • nope, remember that mexican girl that burninated in the car from the drunk accident ... well, her dad wou... : dougb
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    * N I G H T M A R E . O N . E L M . S T R E E T . 2 ' D * or was is NoES3? : inchwide
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      or More like * MORGUE GUY IDEA'D *, am i rite? : Normality
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        close them tags :) : kronologik
        • =( : Normality
• I had a dream last night where I went into the Borders near my old apartment. It had a main floor, and th... : Deathlove
• I have the complete opposite problem : Tawler

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• mother f this is the second post I've fudged today. wtf : loco3kgt

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• Dude, that's awesome. : Kaiser
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  Itally = Northern Europe? : Spike Spiegel
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    oh god... It's southern Europe, one of the southernmost countries. : moshman
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      we, this was not directed at you, I read your post and clicked reply by accident : moshman
      • Bastard! . . . . : Spike Spiegel
    • so if you fish in italy that automatically makes you from sothern europe? nice next time I go to canad... : halfway

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  you're weird : teh village idiot
  • por que? :( : Silent Wolf
• Sorry man I'd totally do it for you. : dougb
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  That's what you get when you have unstable people in your wedding party. : Kaiser
  • I guess. He was my roomate for a year and he really isnt that bad off, but his quirks manifiest themselve... : Silent Wolf
• she tried to help set you up the bachelor party too? You are getting so owned once you're married : fluze
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  my best man set up a lan party for mine, damn it owned : CoRDS
  • hahaha, what nerds! I wish I woulda had one : Halen
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  do you drink, wolf? : sixfoot6
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    nope neither does teh woman. My old man was an alcoholic and so was hers. : Silent Wolf
    • oh that's fine, was just wondering what your bachelor party would entail :) YAHTZEE! j/k. A pizza/pepsi/L... : sixfoot6
• My best man apparantly planned a lame party, so my wife scrapped it and redid all the arrangements includ... : Rauol Duke
• I GOTS to get on the ball with planning my brother's party. I think it'll end up just being the two of us... : Deathlove
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  I'd throw you a party where you could do lines of coke off male prostitutes' turgid erections and then be... : gegtik
  • Yeah but usually bachelor partys are opportunities do to stuff you normally can't at home. : Anti_dentite
• You're kidding me. I've already got my speech ready for my best friends wedding (assuming he marries who ... : loco3kgt

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• this man= pupismyname . I don't know how to post :-( : loco3kgt
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  D-, you are to re-write this post and submit it back to me tomorrow before calss starts! : Normality
  • but I have little league tonight! : loco3kgt

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• OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : multisync
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  ive only played Fallout Tactics. those supermutants are a bitch. : fatbeaner
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    O_O You've never played Fallout2?!??!! You're totally missing out dude : Kaiser
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      im gonna look into that. : fatbeaner
      • Some place had the Fallout1 + Fallout2 = $12 or something like that. : Kaiser
    • ^^From one beaner to another you should listen to him!!!! : multisync
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      Fallout 1 > Fallout 2 : Anti_dentite
      • LIES! : Kaiser
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        Yeah, nothing like having to buy back a gun you let your travelling companion hold on to. : Poor Yurik
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          or having to click each item in a pile of 50 individually to trade with someone else. : edgewise
          • Or having to wait on asshats standing in the doorway instead of having that handy 'push' icon. : Caboose
• :O : n0v4
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  YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!1 : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • And Devin doing the soundtrack. OMG! : moshman
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  Moshman, submit this to http://www.duckandcver.net please! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    sorry http://www.duckandcover.net/ : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • that page is slooooooooooow : moshman
• here is the official notice. Go to www.hevydevy.com and into the news or use this link http://www.hevydev... : moshman
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  That like the Piano player for Peter, Paul and Mary? : Normality
  • uh, YES OF COURSE not : moshman
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  Who's Devin Townsend? : edgewise
  • most excellent musician. did Strapping Young Lad amongst other things. www.hevydevy.com He has the most ... : moshman

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• * B U N D L E * : inchwide
• damn joo :( : GloriousCow
• bump for retards still in ER : CoRDS

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• heh, it says clitoris. : Soul Colossus
• I'd hit it. : thekidd
• That's hot. : Vincent Grayson
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  theonion is one of the worst offenses of mankind, second only to people who perpetuate its existence by r... : seven
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    ony....not. : Poor Yurik
    • omg, haha. critical failure. : Poor Yurik
  • i like it. : sixfoot6
  • you've forgotten about 8 billion websites that slide 'neath it : gegtik

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  www.bbc.co.uk/sport and www.planetfootball.com are good, between them and football365 thats all i need... : marku5
  • excellent links sir. thanks. : pupismyname

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• because they dont want you back : multisync
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  you mean why are 2way trips not double the price of oneway ? : rookieone
  • Yeah - that one-way ticket's 70% of the cost of the two-way. There's got to be some weird reason for it. : zerologik
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  Airlines follow some sort of fucked up anti-logic that as I'm typing this makes me realize you should sta... : Paranoid Android
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    I could pilot a plane for a bit while the company's getting off the ground. I've flown between the Sears'... : zerologik
    • I bet you could do donuts in an airliner pretty well. : Paranoid Android
    • when you pull shit like that in commercial jets in that game, is there a sound from the plane, like all t... : fatbeaner
• same for most things ... gulp $75 cents double big gulp (3 times as much i think ) $1.10 : kanix
• you think that's bad? compare a flight that doesn't span a Friday-Saturday period with one that does.... ... : edgewise
• thats pretty normal. Flying to London from Munich, which is something I do like every 2 months, a single ... : moshman
• because people who buy a single ticket are willing to pay more. : teh village idiot
• :( i shou8ld have booked flight last week. price went up by $50 : lacker
• Their reasoning is that most people are still going to require a second one way ticket to go back to thei... : laidback

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  Chicks with drumsets in their bedrooms rock! : AtaR1
  • that made me laugh :( : seven
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  you wish your cock shot out asthma medicine? : dougb
  • You're assuming it can't already do that. : Poor Yurik
  • Sperm: The Female Windpipe Cleaning Solvent! : laidback
• She has cock sucking lips am i rite? : amati
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  i'd hit it. : loco3kgt
  • she's fuckin hot as hell imo. 8==========D : Poor Yurik
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  looks like she'd be the cam-whore/emotionally unstable type, but then again what does that matter in bed? : fluze
  • those sorts can be mad crazy lays :) : seven
  • what girl that's good looking isn't those 2 things? heh they are always up to show off their looks and... : Poor Yurik

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  I think I read 46 hours : Degenerate
  • Oh now you're just taunting me. :( : geedeck
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  57 nanoyears : gegtik
  • h8 4 u. : geedeck

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  Do you have a pc good enough to play the windows media 9 version? If you do, it's very nice looking. No... : kingdepork
  • Yes I do. I'll try that. =) : amati

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• first reply in a super kool imformative timm post. nice job, man : Nighthavvk
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  I like skolds version the bestest. The others are too "in your face" for my liking. I like his because it... : Degenerate
  • It doesn't work so well with 1600x1200/1920x1200. It's too far to the right when shacking in fullscreen :... : timm
  • i think that's the one i use too : strider_
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  Im still using the real early shack css. Upgrading would mean i'd have to learn all the colors again. : Blackdawgg
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    That's the reason I went with Entity's colors, since I though his was the original (and that's what I've... : timm
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      I dunno who made it, but yeah the colors are different. Tangent/offtopic = your stupid color Stupid =... : Blackdawgg
      • I can see how converting would be a pain then ;) : timm
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        That Neon red was a fucking nightmare, and was the primary reason for my changing it up. The original was... : Entity
        • No way. The neon red is the main reason I wont switch! Nothing says nuked better than a in your face colo... : Blackdawgg
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    I think Gegtik made the original one. I could be horrible mistaken though. :) : Degenerate
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      u are correct http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3140689 that was back when steve and sander were acti... : gegtik
      • I still use yours except I modified the colors. I don't want to be like everyone else and mine make sense... : Portax
      • Its funny how Ja.zz fixed your shacktag : Blackdawgg
• hey cool, thanks. Using it now. : *metal*
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  Installed per instructions and it doesn't work. :-( : Ryno
  • Have any other ShackCSS' worked? What IE version? Restarted all open IE windows? : timm
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    Nevermind. Just found a page where there was stuff that was tagged. ;) : Ryno
    • Yeah, that helps ;) : timm
• thanks, now I can start searching through my comments and find out what got tagged stupid and what not : dougb
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  any way of getting this to work with firebird? : moshman
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    yep, %userprofile%\application data\phoenix\profiles\default\<gibberish>\chrome\userContent.css : Draugluin
    • you are a star, thanks! : moshman
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  Personally, I prefer the background text in the thread previews. I could've went either way when I origin... : Entity
  • I just installed yours and I like the way STUPID is centered rather than under/over the Reply button. Th... : dougb
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  so what do I do to make sure this is working properly? : loco3kgt
  • View this thread: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7996321 You should see about 10 purple lines going d... : Entity
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  Goddammit... I can't remember how to apply the CSS in IE... : maynard854
  • tools -> internet options -> accessability : Degenerate
  • read the included readme.txt : dist0rti0n
  • Haha... there's a readme... *smacks self* : maynard854

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  you mispelled slow : dougb
  • 120k/sec for me. j00 are the slow one it seems. ;) : Flawless Cowboy
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    you misspelled mispell Flawless Cowboy (#4020) : dougb
    • he's so band : Flawless Cowboy
• Fascinating : Kaiser
• When the camera came down and showed the white background i could tell it was fake :( : n0v4
• that was pretty good. I'd like to see a higher quality version though, as the low quality of the video... : seven
• very nice : inchwide

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  whats the story? cutbacks? end of contract? : Silent Wolf
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    Long story, to be honest. It devolves to them having no real IT infrastructure in their main business of... : Q-ball
    • de·volve 1. To pass on or delegate to another: The senator devolved the duties of office upo... : teh village idiot
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  A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced towards him o... : multisync
  • hahahahahah : dougb
  • lmao great stuff : inchwide
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    I love you too... : Q-ball
    • i was a consultant for many years too my friend : multisync
  • haha, that's great : Entity
  • Always makes me laugh. Gold. : Deathlove
  • heh i printed out that entire series with the consultick on dilbert my boss was not too amused ;-) : ghost in my shell

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• Lol of course it is,it gets better tho. : noxv1
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  stop waking him up with "OH NO MOMMY DIED!!! JUST KIDDING!" : pupismyname
  • hahaha, you finally figured out that was a bad idea? : fluze
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  If I woke up to a home and family with that attitude, I'd cry every morning too. : Zakko
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    whiner. : dodob
    • Don't make me tape your mouth shut bitch. ;) : Zakko
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  Nice, ass. : jake
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    he must work out. : Degenerate
    • This made me LOL- and I rarely LOL. : dmiller
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  feed the baby : kronologik
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    *shrug* not my baby to feed. but yeah, seems the food shut him up good. so this is the life of a 2-year-... : dodob
    • someone had to do it for your ass :P : Halen
    • who's baby is it? : kronologik
• Rip out its juggular and stand over it going "Your soul is mine! Flawless Victory! Fatality!" : Normality

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  mcgriddles tase like flaming anal penetration with sugar. : Nighthavvk
  • speaking from painful experience? : inchwide
  • i think that as soon as you put a "mc" in front of anything, it becomes complete ass. : Jerry C
• M eh to each their own. I enjoy them. I was actually thinking about getting some here in a minute. : TheTick
• i didnt think it was that bad but the price soured any good taste it had... had my usual bacon/egg/mcm... : ghost in my shell
• whatever man, those things are tasty! : Degenerate
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  I'M GOING TO HAVE A BURGER TODAY : dodob
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    what's a mcgriddle and is it available in canada? : dodob
    • it is available in toronto at least.. I think it's available all over north america : gegtik
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    I had mcveggie burger yesterday. It didn't suck! : smax
    • it was all the beef fat it was fried ontop of : GloriousCow
• i have given up fast food all together. have not had any fast food in months! : Orion
• Yea I got back from Oz and found that shit here... I swear I'm never touching that shit EVAR. : Q-ball
• What the hell is wrong with you? They are delicious! : ratman

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  GOOD JOB! : Degenerate
  • hows ur rob : CoRDS
  • LOUDER PLZ KTHX GG BYE : lordlobo
• shitty man, it happens, try to dope up on some advil : dougb
• I THINK SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG : Clay
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  50,000 degrees K? I don't know if that is worse or better than 50 kelvin, i'd think both kinda suck. : Paranoid Android
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    if memory serves, 50 Kelvin is feakin cold. I'm talking 50,000 Kelvin here in this factory hell. Yo... : lordlobo
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      yeah, i just wasn't sure if you meant incredibly cold or incredibly hot :( : Paranoid Android
      • incredibly cold when you're hungover is far better to incredibly hot : halfway
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  It's your own fault for being an alcoholic. : Entity
  • I'm not an alcoholic...they go to meetings. : lordlobo
• Have a bananab Report back to us with the results. : Kaiser
• i miss going to bars : loco3kgt

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• yes. : inchwide
• the second last ? : sikander
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  you want to be a $150,000 robot? : Degenerate
  • Yes yes, 2nd to last. lollerskates, rooflestiltskin, etc etc. : geedeck
  • Smoke grenades, paintball gun and a M249 SAW? SIGN ME UP! : Kaiser

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  MAKE LOVE TO PEPSI REPOST : gegtik
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    I lolled so hard a mechanical pigeon came out of smdever's butt : GloriousCow
    • in before horse goes off : gegtik
• he's so getting a sponsorship deal : elazair
• First post in a new Shackphrase thread. : Entity

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• Crappy? O_O Heathen. : Vincent Grayson
• http://www.somafm.com/groovesalad.pls : sikander

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  \m/ carcinogens kick ass! \m/ : Degenerate
  • loosely related: quitting smoking is not fun :( day two of being smoke free, blargh. weird that 3 days... : strider_
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  You and your cancerous nanotubes :( I want to play with those too. : sharkII
  • sign me up for playing with PA's nanotube : gegtik
• dichromate ? : rookieone

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• there goes the neighborhood... : Silent Wolf
• B& no facts : Normality
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  I am Odoyle : gegtik
  • +1 revelatory! : elazair
• Pics + Divx? : amati

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  nope its one of my weak spots. Apocalyptic themes and British Rock. : fatbeaner
  • I read the bible just a few times, but the apocalypsis I read in one afternoon with much intrest. : larcho
• you're a twisted moralless evil person : Draugluin
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  I actually think my favorite, animation-wise and stylistically, was Beyond. Program was also far better ... : KungFuKenobi
  • I saw the whole thing last night. : KungFuKenobi

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  yesterday was "remember when" day , today is "i like Xperson" day : CoRDS
  • omg do u like me [ ]yes [ ] no omg! : Nighthavvk
• I don't have favorites, but there's a whole sack full of shackers and squabblers that I don't like! : Clay
• i like the people who post boobies the most. : pupismyname
• I always thought that I look dead sexy. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  this post makes no sense to me, I looked for an "I like soandso" post but can't find any :\ : dougb
  • Don't worry... Lobo is short for lobotomy. : balaams_ass
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  I found this thread by searching for my name 8) : gegtik
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    no you didn't. : Vincent Grayson
    • yes, I did. : gegtik
• I hate you all equally. : Rauol Duke

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  hay guys why does it smell like burning rope in here? : Odoyle
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    I solved it! 1. toke 2. toke 3. eat cheetos 4. toke what do i win : gegtik
    • http://www.aracnet.com/~lavatech/bong/freebonghit.html : Deathlove