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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Jun 28, 2003 7:14pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News, RIAA

Hey, where did Steve wonder off to..

- Steal satellite television signals, pay $500 a month until you die. - Amazon destruction accelerates. - Sheep fat will power your car. - Filesharing still going strong after RIAA threat.
Lastly, getting no mail because your cat is too violent.














  • So I went to Super Target today to do my some grocery shopping.

    I love going to Super Target, because the one in my neighborhood is ALWAYS full of hot chicks. Today was no exception. Some cutie with thin white shorts...unf!

    However, that wasn't the best part. I ran into these two cute girls (I think they were roommates or lesbians...either way SCHWING) and they were blocking the item I needed, and we had a nice conversational exchange, but something was off, I caught one of them checking out my package. WTF? I've never actually CAUGHT a girl doing that to me...nice! haha

    So I go about my business, and check out, and leave the land of hoochie that is Super Target. As I get into my car to go home, I look down and notice that my fly is unzipped. :(