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• you just need the sweet sweet love of the reply button : gegtik
• me : The 404
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7821744 : archon
• man time is underrated wait, you mean like... ;) heh : Paranoid Android
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  who needs females when you can have a good shemale. : Turd Ferguson
  • Best of both worlds. AM. I. RITE?! : archon
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  IAWTP : -=kodiak=-
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    what does that mean?? : suicidemachine
    • Real Madrid eats Beckham penis. : Video Sex Pope
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      I Am Wearing Tantalizing Panties : andromeda
      • *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* : RatBastard
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        hang on aren't you a walrus? : desecr8
        • omg SUPER hawt : Turd Ferguson
        • Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?? : Vantage
      • IAWTP. : geedeck
    • i agree with this post : Paranoid Android
    • I Ate Walrus' Tiny Penises : archon
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      I also want the penis. : Zeeliv
      • aha yea you do : halfway

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  You think they photograph the license plate? ahahahah. : sharkII
  • they have a 10zillion jigawatt light and a camera that does just that. : IcomeINpeace
  • you think they don't? lol! : jidar
  • they do genius the also do/did it in illinois and indiana : TheTick
  • do you sniff glue between posts or some shit? :p canada has a privately owned highway that you pay $$$... : halfway

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• Consider me the guardian of dead threads. You'll have better luck moving onto First Post. : ghale
• They are awful. I did it for 3 weeks when I was very, very poor. My brain almost died. : jcupitt

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  bump? : Edges
  • I dunno man theres not many people awake or online. : fvick
• Where did you hear it? is it mainstream or something more obscure? : Chunks
• it's not Johnny Lang - Lie to Me by any chance? : slax0r
• NiN: Gave Up? perfect little dream the kind that hurts the most gorgot how it feels well almost no o... : UTSD3DSUCKS
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  More details? Rock is a pretty generic term - does it sound more like a 90s song or more like a 60s song... : bipolar
  • It's pretty new, been hearing it on radio lately. It starts off slow but during last 30 seconds or so, i... : Edges

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• who gave you the new copy of Harry Potter? >:( : redfive
• The World is Yours -Scarface : %61non
• and knowing is half the battle. : darcspeed
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  This better work for me this weekend then : thetangent
  • Watcha doing this weekend? : Baragon
• I can set my mind to fapping to illegally obtained internet pornography. : leseid
• I know I can : Dimmona

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  No, sausage and egg mcgriddle = teh bomb : riptyde
  • those mcgriddles are pretty damn good. : Clay
  • didn't like the sausage, but I thought the bacon + egg + cheese griddle was the shiznittobamsnipsnapsnap! : zyklonbee
• and a horror show for the colon. : emcea

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• yeah... so i dont have to disconnect my internet on my puter... : Break
• why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? because it ran outta juice : Break

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  Radiohead - My Iron Lung : RAMDrive
  • the song or the import EP? : mr brown
• Zebrahead - Fly Daze : silly
• Bo Diddley - Love her MADLY : rosewood
• Pixies - Holiday Song (live) : lordlobo
• Dredg - Fucking Smile : gingerninja
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  Children screaming >:( : Odoyle
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    don't touch them there! : mr brown
    • bump for hilarity : gegtik
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  Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart (which is wierd because I usually hate Yes) : thetangent
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    The newer yes stuff is pretty much intolerable. Well, I think so, anyway. : UtilityMaximizer
    • You don't like "The Ladder"? : Vantage
• advantage Lucy - chikyuu (ty -mu-) : {Venger}

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  http://www.tek-tips.com/gfaqs.cfm/lev2/4/lev3/32/pid/329/fid/2760 kthx google "runas password" 8) : gegtik
  • I'm apparently too dumb to figure it out :( it says its trying to run the command and then just shits ... : halfway

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  NO. The original doesn't need to be remade at all, it's great. : Duke Nukem Forever
  • I just want a subtitled (or even dubbed) DVD. :( : MuaaSan
• Fuck remakes. Every single one of them. :\ ok, one or two have been better, but not often :\ : node
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  He needs to make a fuckin' sequel to The Fifth Element. : Baragon
  • it's funny you mention that. I was thinking this same thing when I watched it tonight. But I came to the ... : ghale
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    only if whatshername gets nekkid : mr brown
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      Millla jovovich. : sharkII
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        Milla Onmydich. : MuaaSan
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          Milla Keepdreamingovich : mr brown
          • Milla Flashedhersnatchinresidentevilovic : gegtik
  • why? good defeated evil. end of story : industro

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• That was a shitty-ass movie. : gegtik
• phlegm is worse : redfive

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  It's probably not a scam, per se, but I doubt that the software is legit or properly licensed... : Vantage
  • Ah, I see. Thanks. : UtilityMaximizer
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  hahah, you close that window and then they offer it to you for $39.95 : redfive
  • now that's a scam! : mr brown

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• I'll get back with you in a week : freakord
• I'm gonna try and pick it up tonight, so you'll have a newb to beat down. =) : lazarusb
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  wait for it . . . : jedi_27
  • shut up! : Degenerate
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  Wonder when this is out in the UK. I'm up for some. : node
  • 26.6 or 27.6 : moshman
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7832319 : jedi_27
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  Unrelated, where'd you get your Shacktag laminated last time? I'm completely stealing your system and hav... : Dante
  • I just did it at work up where they make our badges. : Degenerate
  • I used a lanyard from a previous work meeting. You can buy those things en masse at Staples or the like ... : redfive
• argh... I got the game last night but the Best Buy I went to didn't have any of the Live kits. So I was s... : zyklonbee
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  ashke complained I was a cheater :/ : lordlobo
  • emocore is the cheater! he has a drive-bot or something! : Degenerate
  • he would ban you if he could :) : moshman
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  by the way i sent you account some XLIVE feedback. 'Used Excessive amounts of abusive and hateful langua... : jedi_27
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    bad beer? I told you I wasnt drinking any AB products. ;) as far as the hateful language, you can lick... : Degenerate
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      \m/ MILLER TIME \m/ : lordlobo
      • I was actually thinking about buying a sixer of High Life. I havent had any in probably 8 years so I figu... : Degenerate
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    I hope your not serious about the first part. You gonna get a mouthful of british insults as soon as I ... : moshman
    • hahaha this will make it even more fun! : Degenerate
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  MM2 is fun, don't get me wrong, but the cars feel like the freaking jeeps in BF1942. I think "floaty" wo... : ThomW
  • Oh - I did have fun with you guys despite my quibbles, btw. :D : ThomW
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    it's what I've always enjoyed about MM...it's just a glorified arcade game. It's more fun with beer, tha... : lordlobo
    • YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! : Degenerate
    • It's a big phat arcade game alright. :) : ThomW
• doh. i wanted to play bad but i've been making an effort to have a real life outside of games. sounds lik... : afrochops

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  Link to tutorial? : Odoyle
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    I don't know of any links to a tutorial. :( : UtilityMaximizer
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      Did Crimsonbeak post any instructions? : Odoyle
      • download teamspeak RC2 client from here http://www.teamspeak.org all you need, once that's installed, ... : Chunks
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        No. Just install, put in the IP address he provided, and go. Well, you have to do obvious stuff, like t... : UtilityMaximizer
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          thx guys. will try it tonight : Odoyle
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            I expect to hear "ODOYLE RULES" every time you kill someone. : UtilityMaximizer
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              I'm still not showing up in ashkie's stats/log :( : Odoyle
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                It's only updated like once every two weeks. You have to give it time. : UtilityMaximizer
                • oh, thanks. : Odoyle
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  the microphone on my webcam only mildly works :( ... then again i am not even playing the game so it's a ... : Paranoid Android
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    I guess you could log in just to hear us be stupid. Viscid loves to entertain. : UtilityMaximizer
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      that's exactly what i was doing! :D I heard whoever G is yelling at people with a very clear Mic :D : Paranoid Android
      • I have a hard time refraining from leaning forward to talk into the mic. I have to remember that it work... : UtilityMaximizer
• The teamspeak guys provide a public server, voice.teamspeak.org, that you can host channels on. You can ... : jimmy-buffett

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• oh the irony! : mr brown
• As in Joo lie? : UTSD3DSUCKS
• Would you like to preorder Halo 2 today? Those bastards won't let me leave without asking. AGAIN. ... : ThomW
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  Did it list what year? : tripredicus
  • 2067 : Utopia
• I've seen that so many times I just ignore it now. : lordlobo

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  Problem is just being connected to a cell tower. There's very few nextel cell tower's operating around O... : Scotty22
  • this is actually good to know. I'll have to look at coverage a bit more. It looked like my area was cov... : mp7rox
• verizon! best coverage and good plans! : maulla
• doesnt nextel just use some hoped up version of CDMA?! : rosewood
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  All the cell companies are basically even, it all depends on the service in your area. In Orlando, the on... : Baragon
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    Heh, something is wrong there then. orlando being a major tourist attaction, has ALL the service provider... : UTSD3DSUCKS
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      I'm in east Orlando, about 30 minutes from the tourist attractions, but yea, it pisses me. I had a SideKi... : Baragon
      • Dude all of orlando is a tourist attraction..... If its not Universal & Wet n' wild {its a water park you... : UTSD3DSUCKS
• I give Verizon the front whirly thing off of old planes, and would ever perhaps tag on the word "mad". : geedeck
• verizon verizon verizon verizon verizon : mr brown

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• Excpet for the annoying MIDI that blasted my speakers, and the fact I don't know who those people are, an... : sharkII

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• Go inside. : Gary the Llama
• screened-in porch : cryptical
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  what kind of bugs? : mrraist-
  • ants, bees and craneflys : radicus
• more bugs : jrsX
• Install linux : rosewood
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  N.N. Diethyl Meta Toluamide : drucifer
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    No, use trinitrotoluene. It's much more fun and safer! : Teiresias
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      o_0 : drucifer
      • oh, come on, you know... TriNitroToluene... there won't be any bugs if you turn their habitat into a crat... : Teiresias
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    that's remarkably similar to the compound I'm synthesizing RIGHT NOW :D : Paranoid Android
    • R U MAD SCI-N-TIST? MAK3 ME ROBOT BUTLEr PLZX THX! : tripredicus
• You won't be bitten if you eat a lemon. : Baragon
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  I cover myself in lizards and bats. : Zeeliv
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    it rhymes with wizard robe and hat : BobBarker
    • That's what I wear under the lizards and bats :D : Zeeliv
• I run around really fast with my laptop. Bugs don't like that. : stump
• Wait...aren't there bears in "outside"? : Vincent Grayson

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  hook a white brotha up :[ : Nighteyes
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    Does this one work :( http://www.fileshack.com/file.x?fid=2612 : dognose
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      now what :( : Nighteyes
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        I don't know :( : dognose
        • hold me :( : Nighteyes
        • we kill ourselves drinking kool-aid laced with cyanide. : vassili_zaitsev
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          anyone else have the thought dumb ad dumber cross thier minds. s{i kid, i kid}s : UTSD3DSUCKS
          • Bah shack tagged again!!!!!!!!!1 : UTSD3DSUCKS
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  http://jonof.edgenetwork.org/buildport/duke3d/ : Wolfanoz
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    best port and he almost has TCP/UDP ready for it :-) : Wolfanoz
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      im confused :[ What else do I need to get these things to run. Where do I get the actual game :[ : Nighteyes
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        Ahhh. You do need the actual game to get this stuff to work. : Sarcastro
        • foofles. : bipolar
      • http://store.yahoo.com/3drealms/duknuk3dated.html : dognose

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  Isn't it irritating when people's deaths interfere with your fun? Very inconsiderate of tem imo. : bipolar
  • I'm not implying the death is interfering with my fun, I'm sad because it's the antitheses of fun. : lordlobo
  • lobo is trying to imply the event itself is going to suck. and they do. no-one wants to every have to g... : jedi_27
• I should note this is the 2nd friend I've had to help bury his dad this year. Dammit. : lordlobo
• You bastardmothers better still be playing this game in 8 days when it finally fucking arrives in Europe. : moshman

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• So everyone should just stop cheating, problem solved :) BTW, do you have an extra SoJ? : bipolar
• a few of my buds get dropped all the time and can't get back in for a 15/20 min with the realm down error... : *metal*

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• Negative. : node
• you spelled shacknews wrong : freakord

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• dude i know how you feel . . . : jedi_27
• I had that yesterday : larcho
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  First symptom of AIDS : Utopia
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    SARS in this case. Kodiak lives in TORONTO : jedi_27
    • >:( : MuaaSan
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      wow, living 40 mins east of downtown toronto = living in toronto now? hmmmmmm might as well call all o... : -=kodiak=-
      • TORONTO IS HUUUUUUUGE : sikander
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        40 minutes out of ST. LOUIS is still considered ST. LOUIS. At least on a national level. within ST. LOU... : jedi_27
        • this is true, I tell people here that I'm in Toronto when I'm about 40 minutes outside. : redfive
      • don't worry I've had SARS for three months now : redfive
• SARS? Better eat a cat to be safe...... : UTSD3DSUCKS
• Same here :( : rosewood

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  You could probably do it yourself with a custom CSS script. You'd probably have to input names by hand, t... : Helter Skelter
  • If by "do it yourself" you mean "someone else do it" then sure! : rosewood
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  even better, all posts by women should be pink : CoRDS
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    :-/ And your posts would be....purple? :o : angelparadox
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      my posts are green ( :\ : CoRDS
      • Mine too :( : rosewood
      • Hulk SMASH? : node
    • blue! Hello? : rosewood
• Maybe its just me then :( : rosewood

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  Well, it comes with a really nice fan, but if you want to replace it, you need a 80mm fan. The page you l... : Baragon
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    the attached one is so damn loud its not even funny : moshman
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      I had a Volcano 9 and I didn't think it was too loud. Those Delta fans are the crazy ones. : Baragon
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        At full speed my volcano 9 is fucking ridiculous. : moshman
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          Can you wire up a switch to let you manually set high/medium/low. My buddy has the 3 major fans in his c... : riptyde
          • I have a switch connected for regulating the speed exactly, that's why I say "full speed" :) : moshman
          • Yea, the Volcano 9 comes with it. It can do it automatically via a thermometer probe attached to the proc... : Baragon
    • 48 dB at 4800 rpm holy fucking shit.... 35dB already fucking annoys me... I can't imagine 48 ugrgh : Utopia
• Yep! : Utopia

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• bastard. : sharkII
• youre going to hell. : maulla
• Tonight if I find you, you will heat the sound of hostility from my hydra sorc......... : UTSD3DSUCKS
• 8) : gegtik
• You will die a lonely death. funny shit : Scotty22
• I'd tear off your love spuds one at a time and make you choke on them, but I suspect various people on th... : node
• woo hoo! its about time!! i have been looking forward to that for sometime! thanks man!! i agree, its ab... : jedi_27

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  just call and talk to an agent, you can get a better price that way anyway : halfway
  • it's more for ball parking. I have no idea what kind of insurance I need, and would rather go into the si... : Chunks
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  Well the category thing is probably an ignorant website build on your insurers part, but here's how USAA ... : riptyde
  • Cool. Thanks. Appreciate it. Still trying to decide what the minimum coverage I can get away with without... : Chunks
• if you have a full "vehicle lock down" security system choose the highest one, if it's just an alarm ever... : PapaBoo

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• ok thats just odd : jedi_27
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  half and half ? what and what ? : rookieone
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    I'm confused too, this must be a yank thing. : {Venger}
    • It's half heavy creme/half whole milk I believe....we put it in our coffee. : xocsida
  • its a coffee creamer. : riptyde
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  probably for her coffie and others : cncpun
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    Yeah...that's what I was thinking. : xocsida
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      either that or she's going to pour it on herself and pretend like it's a bukkake film. and this chick in : xocsida
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        Where do you work, a hospital? : Baragon
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          Nah...I work for a big bank in their home office. : xocsida
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            sperm bank? : gegtik
            • That wasn't half & hafl.. : Tissen

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• I really shouldn't spend this kinda money :( : Paranoid Android
• bump! : Paranoid Android
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  so you wanny buy a notebok only to help your credit history ? : rookieone
  • well no, i want to buy a notebook to buy a notebook! :D But i want to do it in a helpful way to my cre... : Paranoid Android
• Any credit card would like nice. Although I don't think paying it all off before the six months is any be... : Baragon
• Having a history of making payments on time will look good on your credit report. : riptyde
• Speaking of credit, I think I found the best way to build myself a good credit. Since I'm saving money, I... : Utopia
• I would go with neutral. Paying if off over the full 6 months would look better since it shows you can m... : darcspeed