• Join Us |
  • |
  • Sign in with:

Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Jun 16, 2003 5:18pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

Yowzer... this could be called a uh.. long day.

- W Va. settles with MS - Amusing story about browsers and Apple - Japanese guys hate whales! - Europe and the right of reply law? Wow - Researcher finds excuse to hang out with high school cheerleaders - Hanging out in jail for 5 years before your trail is fun Thanks Fark - Hey check out internet porn!
Lastly, yeah we're indeed running at full power again around here after piling on a few more frustrations of busted arp caches and whatnot when we tried to bring the web box back online. For the curious, Tapper ended up actually inserting by hand some bad block addresses or something and other wackyness. If he gets frisky maybe he'll share what the heck was wrong but it was pretty much way more complicated than I can hope to understand which is why I offer to buy him dinner a lot.



















  • 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three beers.

    2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

    3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are, "I apologize" and "you are right."

    4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

    6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her -- believe them.

    7. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

    8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

    9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

    10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

    11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it, or anything else, with you. Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved; Some die even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; we just borrow it while we're here, even our kids.

    12. Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

    13. If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you may as well laugh about it now.









  • The Annoying Coworker saga continues

    Someone decided it would be a good idea to just unplug two sun blades we set up yesterday, so we had to go plug 'em back in this morning after a customer let us know they were down. I was telling my office mate about this as TAC is standing in the office (not saying anything and staring as usual).

    TAC pipes up with "Well, it wasn't me!!".
    Officemate: "Yeah, we know. You were out sick yesterday"
    TAC: "Oh, I wasn't really sick" ...and he walks out of the office.

    His days are numbered >:(