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• maybe SELECT * WHERE NOT IN SELECT DISTINCT or something I don't remember my sql :( : gegtik
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  group by having count(*) > 1? : Zakko
  • winner!! : Sander Pilon
• damn just posted this as a comment rather than a reply - /me feels v stupid this should work though: sa... : eNgram

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• They have special transmissions where they have 90 gears. And they can go like 70 in reverse... : wykd
• damnt send it to me in brazil ? i pay plz : polansk

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• wtf??????????????? : polansk
• plz post urrr "WTF?" here!!! : polansk

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• attn g... wait hes talking about me. : tomatoactivator
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  I liked futtbucker : AllYourBase
  • That was my fave as well. : ThomW
  • i laughed first time I saw that, definately one of my favs : tomatoactivator
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=Fagor%20King%20of%20Fags : awoihjaweohr
• I'm partial to "weaselmeister". : EvilDolemite
• don't forget burningpantsman : MoNsTeR
• I miss HandyUrinalGuy.. : Tissen
• Donkeypopsicle! And JOKEMON!! : haiku
• I like the name UtilityMaximizer because it reminds me of maximizing utility. : sysmanager

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• Thats some funny shit : ratman

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  I think they should just dip a beefcake in green paint and let him play the role as hulk. It should be a ... : zelek30
  • God, I hope you're joking. : scoobSMN
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    Like This! http://bellsouthpwp.net/d/r/draugluin/ruhlhulk.jpg : Draugluin
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      That picture is a real problem. : EvilDolemite
      • you should see him in sky blue or royal purple : Draugluin
    • lol, good one! : zelek30
    • omg god what gay little smile on a huge man : papaskot
    • O.K., I've changed my mind. THAT is definitely the movie I want see. : scoobSMN
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  Ferrigno was awesome as the hulk and what they had to go w/ at the time... don't diss it is freaking clas... : Rorschach
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    It was great for its time, but Ferrigno's Hulk wasn't anywhere near the Hulk in the comics. This one app... : amankhan
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      I guess you guys are right. A real person playing hulk wouldn't look right. : zelek30
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        Yeah, its like if you made a Half-life movie & Gordon Freeman was played by Carrottop or something. Just... : amankhan
        • Thanks, you have now ruined my entire HL2 experience for me. I will be imagining the face at the other e... : scoobSMN
• Agreed 100%. Its funny how people say its not realistic & what-not. Its based on a comic book, he would... : amankhan
• NICE! *roflmfao* : Archangel Decker

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• doh, that should have been a reply. me = doofus : eNgram

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  You need a sharpie marker....and then you right in big letters across the PCB P - R - O - ! dont forget ... : majestik
  • *write...im sick : majestik
  • damn it i tried that last night ... P - R - E ... hmm i think i see the problem : kanix
  • Laugh : jhof
• bump ity bump : kanix
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  You mean the 9500/9700 Pro Trick? There IS No 9700 -> 9700 Pro Trick. Someone bought the wrong card! : Cpt. Baseballbat
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    i think this anon may be correct. : maulla
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      i thought you the 9700 had all 8 pipelines but only 4 where activated? : kanix
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        i think to get the 9500 pro up there you have to soder something. : maulla
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          or maybe you have to solder something. (i hate that word) : maulla
          • Your anus? : leseid
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        The 9700 has 8 pipelines, just like the 9700 Pro; just a lower clockspeed. The 9500 has 8 pipelines, o... : leseid
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          is OC the 9700 a bad idea? : kanix
          • No. It can overclock some safely, although your mileage may vary. : UtilityMaximizer
  • Actually, it's the 9500 -> 9500 Pro -> 9700 trick. : leseid

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  You could use the "Split" option under the "Window" menu option. Have half the screen look at one page, ... : UtilityMaximizer
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    beautiful! Any way to split vertically instead of horizontally? : gegtik
    • Yes, there is. On the vertical scrollbar, look just above the arrow at the top. there's a thin - attached... : Dante

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• er, that's the jargon from the original book-- doesn't have to do with British people really. : --Viscid--
• ummmm... that's not British... that's a slang made up for the book. : drucifer
• Care for sum fish n' chips, guv'ner? : laidback
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  I feel sorry for you, it's a great movie. I would consider when the movie was made and the fact that the ... : futant
  • i kinda like it, i just can't take any more dialogue : multisync
• You know the language they speak in that movie is fictional, right? I mean, on top of the regular reta... : darweidu
• I had to quit 30min into the movie... : sanchez
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  watch it a couple of times. The language begins to make sense after a couple of viewings. : edgewise
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    menage a trios scene was GOLD : multisync
    • GOLD I SAY : multisync
• You better give it another chance, or I'll have to unleash some ULTRAVIOLENCE on you! My favorite movie ... : Don Vito Corleone
• Ah, yes, English. I try to talk like that. Yes, I have to. : leseid
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  you are a fool. That is the slang the author made up, from the original book. But then again, if you st... : moshman
  • should *NOT* : moshman
• They did make up several words in there, that with an understanding of some "pommie slang" and english ac... : desecr8
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  someone told me all the weird slang like "droog" is Russian : MoNsTeR
  • This is true, there is a lot of russian influence in there. : moshman

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• Too many of the well known ones think that being a bitch is funny. : Reptile
• The only female comic that I really like is Wanda Sykes. : jasonepowell
• There was some guy on HBO's comedy half our last night at 10PM EST that had me in stitches : Phearsome

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  Come to one of my parties. They all feature live girl-on-girl action. : Vincent Grayson
  • O_O Lead the way. : leseid
  • can i cum come? : maulla
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  i don't go to parties baby cos people tend to freak me out watch their lips you can work it out i can ... : CoRDS
  • \m/ Regurgitator \m/ : electric_monk
• Amen!!!!!!! : topkatz
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  I agree. Hanging out casually with friends is more fun. : UtilityMaximizer
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    shhh that's a sign of age :) : BigT
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      I'm old. That's okay. I'm getting comfortable with it. : UtilityMaximizer
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        so am I :) and I very comfortable with it to, it weird actually, when you are in the early 20's you think : BigT
        • No, I followed that easily. Just break it up into more sentences. : UtilityMaximizer
        • It wasn't ackward english at all. : majestik
• I realized that by not going to any parties yet. Cept for one...kina party. I got drunk for my first time... : majestik
• I've never been that interested in the traditional "party" where everyone is getting wasted. I dunno why.... : thetangent
• I enjoy spending time with good friends. Strangers? Who needs 'em?! : EvilDolemite
• That's what I used to say before I went to a good party. They are supposed to be fun, that is kind of the... : {Venger}

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  6 digit password, huh? My codebreakers are running. : leseid
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    it's not Venger btw :-) : rookieone
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      It's back at the old videos again, seems like Radiohead don't have that many videos after all. It would w... : {Venger}
      • I find that strangly distrubing : halfway
• Very cool, thank you! : amankhan
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  omg, your finger is ORANGE : NukeDukem
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    his whole apartment is orange ! : BigT
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      they call them "flats" there : AllYourBase
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        Due to all the flat.. Damn it, that doesn't work in English. Stupid language. : woddemandred
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          actually the term might be: lägenhet ~ apartment or.. våning ~ flat ? (direct translatio... : BigT
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            I think he was trying to make a joke about 'flats' and 'flator' (lesbians). : Tissen
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              you think ? is he scandinavian ? else that's a pretty 'advanced' language trickery. but you might be corr... : BigT
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                He's swedish, trust me. I've had shackmessage conversations with him =) : Tissen
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                  yup, just checked his profile :) sure seems like an 'söderkis' : BigT
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                    South siiiiiiide. I was going to try to explain my bad joke, but I've gotten a bit tired of saying "Y'se... : woddemandred
                    • if I would have known you to be swede I even think I'd got it :) but that didn't cross my mind at the tim : BigT
                    • West side represent! I'm from Göteborg : Tissen
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                      Vasastan > Södermalm : {Venger}
                      • {Venger} :1 Woddemanred: 0 ROUND: 2 FIGHT ! : BigT
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                        Actually I'm a bit south from that south from that particular side. Southern suburbs represent! You get ... : woddemandred
                        • there's violence in sweden? :( If I wanted to move there and settle down and live an uneventful life b... : Paranoid Android
      • >here< :o fuck prl ! : BigT
    • No, I moved. It's white now. I will paint it soon though. : {Venger}
• SomaFM - Groove Salad \o/ (ambient genre) : inchwide

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  I've started recommending the big boys for dialup. Few bucks more but well worth it as they will keep the... : IcomeINpeace
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    I just want simple DUN for these peoples - not AOL :( Also, Id much rather support a local ISP if ther... : rosewood
    • oh shit no..not AOL. I use Sympatico (Bell Canada). : IcomeINpeace
    • So check the yellow pages or something for locals. Don't they have ads on the radio for them? We have a... : Halen
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  Do the broadband bank thing with Speakeasy. : jasonepowell
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    I cant even cancel mercury - i doubt Ill sign up my clients with them : rosewood
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      You can't cancel? Have you talked to Steve? : UtilityMaximizer
      • Im sure if I tried hard enough - I have a few free months to use anyways I took myself of auto renew a... : rosewood
• Earthlink has pretty decent access. : geedeck
• Bellsouth/SouthwesternBell/Alltel/Sprint/AT&T/MCI, whatever phone company they want to use should provide... : UTSD3DSUCKS

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• hm...might have to rent it. : freakord
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  Its sitting in my DVD player right now. Just waiting for a time to watch it. : majestik
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    It really is quite good. I was blown away by the depth of it. : Silent Wolf
    • I like Adrian Brodie (sp?)I haven't seen him in anything yet - but I like him already hehe. : majestik

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• MUH MEAT POPSICLE! : majestik
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  I though the poop movement would steer this to the anal stage : sergeon
  • um "thought" : sergeon
• and this is where it will likely stay..forever : IcomeINpeace
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  Bah. Freud didn't test any of his hypotheses. I should make up my own psychological theory. I'll base ... : UtilityMaximizer
  • i can almost guarantee it'll make as much sense as the shit that spewed from freud's mouth : halfway
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    I had hoped for poop. Poopturtles, maybe? : leseid
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      Poopturtles it is! : UtilityMaximizer
      • How about poopturdles? : leseid
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    He was also addicted to coke. And Jung's wife. : haiku
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      Sherlock Holmes was addicted to coke! So what if he was fictional. : UtilityMaximizer
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        He had Watson, who I hear was this straight edge vegan with bedhead. He kept holmes in line. : haiku
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          Hooray for the sidekick! : UtilityMaximizer
          • maarten > steve : haiku
• freud was a sexually deprived silly little man that got things all wrong : CoRDS
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  Then what the fuck is the fourth stage? Where else are you supposed to feel erotic? : leseid
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    Ask Phil ... : rosewood
    • O_O Forget I asked. I roofledefoofled. : leseid
• freud is a huge penis LOL : gegtik
• Freud's theories were revolutionary, but now they're antiquated and useless IMO. He gives too little we... : EvilDolemite
• Jung could kick Freud's ass : dognose
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  HAVE HER READ THIS: http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/82feb/8202diamond1.htm : gegtik
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    Who? Freud? : rosewood
    • your fiancee/wife MISREPLY :( : gegtik
• It was in the third stage years ago, moved on, and then moved back into the third stage : moshman

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• not anymore you don't! : gegtik
• any more.... : halfway

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  a little hot. but still within range. : tomatoactivator
  • stay on target : Degenerate
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  My 2200+ will hit that at times. It has never locked up. : majestik
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    this on a stock heatsink? This is on a stock heatsink with a fan that does about 4000rpm. : Silent1
    • No - an Antec heatsink and a tiny 4000-5000rpm fan. You should be just fine. : majestik
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  Depends on the mobo. Some temperature sensors are way off. : leseid
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    this is on an epox 8rda+ : Silent1
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      my next mobo! yay! Hoe do you like it? : majestik
      • so far so good, its my brothers actually, but hes having this problem where games are crashing. i thought... : Silent1

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  Thanks to KaZaA; not just in America. : leseid
  • you're sick then :) : rookieone
• Including the show's creators, backstage! : EvilDolemite

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• Anyone can do that! Just wake up 10 hours late and you could still make it. : majestik

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  O_o : Silent Wolf
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    there's been no HoN hookup in a few days =( : multisync
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      no one seemed to notice. : Silent Wolf
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        I ALWAYS NOTICE : multisync
        • we'll other than you of course :) : Silent Wolf
• sell her + the ring, buy a house + car : gegtik

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  little!?!?!?!?! : jedi_27
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    Jedi_27's anuf is OMGHUGELOL!!! : Phearsome
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      XBOX HUGE BABY! : jedi_27
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        I thought you hadn't seen Fatman lately? : Fyunch Click
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          I refuse to see that bitch!!! i still owes me cash. : jedi_27
          • roofles! please tell me that was a typo... : Fyunch Click

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  Hotmail is a web based service. Need a real pop3 account. : geedeck
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    k, i never understood all that POP stuff anyway. : Soul Colossus
    • It's a uh, email account. About as basic as can be. : geedeck
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      pop is a different language used exclusively between mail programs like outlook, and mail servers. intern... : gegtik
      • I speak pop. POP POP POP POP POP POP POP : Halen
    • Its a protocol used by a client/server to get E-mail. yahoo, can have a pop3 server added and retrieve... : UTSD3DSUCKS

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  abit ic7 or ic7-g. : maulla
  • the system i just bought from newegg: P4 2.4c Abit Ic7 512mb Corsair XMS pc3200 memory $450 : maulla
• BUMP any more suggestions? : lordlobo
• make sure you purchase the FSB 800 chip and mobo : redfive
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  P4C800 if you're partial to Asus, though it is more expensive than the IC7 : redford
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    I've got the P4C800. It's pure sex. : leseid
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      I wish Asus had gone with the Intel gigabit nic instead of that 3com, would've gotten them instead of the... : Reptile
      • That and supposedly their IDE RAID chipset sucks. : Reptile
• No Frills package - Newegg costs, btw: Mobo: BOXD865GBFL 865 chipset, USB2.0, 10/100 Lan, onboard audio,... : Reptile
• Asus P4C800 : Saq Johnson

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  Thanks shack! Seems to be working now! : butch_toenail
  • thats what im here for : maulla
• works here. : Fyunch Click
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  Damned, f'ed up again... oh well. : butch_toenail
  • Format c: : rosewood

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  In the new build of CS beta, the knife skin for the shield is still the old one, whoops valve! fix it plz... : redfive
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    In the new build of CS beta, the knife skin for the shield is still the old one, whoops valve! fix it plz : gegtik
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      In the new build of CS beta, the knife skin for the shield is still the old one, whoops valve! fix it p : UtilityMaximizer
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        Translation: I like to get dirty with my students. : majestik
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          Translation: I would like to see umax get funky with his students : gegtik
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            All of you are nerds. : wykd
            • Translation: I'm gay. : majestik
            • Translation: All of you are nerds : redfive
            • Translation: You will die alone. : Tissen
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            Translation: Suddenly this translation joke is no longer funny. Suddenly? : UtilityMaximizer
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              Unpossible! That horse can take a few more hits yet! : Fyunch Click
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                RUN WITH IT!!! : gegtik
                • LAUNCH IT INTO THE SUN : Halen
            • Now you know how i feel =( : Normality
  • thank god we can get this translated. : Fyunch Click
• Translation: ¡En la nueva estructura del CS beta, la piel del cuchillo para el protector sigue s... : BigT
• oldschoolbob-o, Thank you for taking the time to submit your bug report. As you already know, an inte... : halfway

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• People voting that haven't even been alive 25 years is the problem. : Fred Garvin
• 98. Hanson, “MMMBop” HAR HAR HAR! : pigvomit
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  4. Prince, “When Doves Cry” PRINCE AND HIS MUSIC CAN FUCKING DIE : Luminair
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    you have horrible taste in music : mexicanimator
    • klasd jslf jnkds;fajaoefisgdsd : Luminair
    • IAWTP : electric_monk
  • Hey ... prince aint bad at all : rosewood
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  I can think of 80's songs that beat #4 to a pulp... : Hizzow
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    She blinded me with science? : Era5er
    • "We built this City" is a good one.. : Hizzow
• lists like these are arbitrary. why listen to some people who may not like the same kind of music as you... : maulla
• The whole list is pretty bad. :/ : Twztd
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  Swap #4 with #93 : hamm
  • Better yet swap #1 with number #38. : Twztd
• Yeah, waaaay too soon to rank that anywhere, lists like these should have some sort of limit on how recen... : ttyRazor
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  Listening to VH1 for music advice is like coming to the shack for gaming news. : chuk
  • amazing : uberp00
  • I guess VH1 must be the best then. : ovrlrd
• that list is terrible... VH1 sucks : mrraist-
• Britney Spears before Bruce Springsteen. That's disturbing. I don't even like Bruce, but that's still... : Vincent Grayson
• To all the people griping that 80's song x should be in there. How can you get ratings today with thos... : kanix
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  The only Aerosmith song on here is "I don't want to miss a thing?". I can think of about 20 songs they'v... : riptyde
  • I dunno ... 49. Journey, “Don’t Stop Believin”’ : rosewood
• A woman who participated in this ranking process called into Elliot in the Morning earlier. She said the... : riptyde
• The list proves one thing to me...there's no accounting for taste. Jesus...I can't stand Eminem. The wa... : Don Vito Corleone
• "Top Anything" lists are so freaking lame, and this list is just another in a long line of examples why. ... : ThomW
• You mean #1. : Halen
• Holy shit that list is god awful. Most of the songs at least in the top ten are pure crap! Who the fuck p... : thetangent

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  I fucking hate people who whine about processors being too fast and noone really NEEDING a 3GHZ processor : celerity
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    holodeck ! : BigT
    • exxxxxactlyy : celerity
    • corection, Playboy mansion Holodeck : CoRDS
    • I'd live in mine. Never come out. : thetangent
  • 640k ought to be enough for anybody. : sergeon
  • Their vision went the way of science and math education in American public schools: It went away. : Fyunch Click
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  Some people get confused : rosewood
  • some people get wha? : maulla

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• schedule +. Doesn't require exchange. : Fyunch Click

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  I HATE THIS POST : vodor
  • Yeah, well it hates you too!! >:( : Vantage
• What was this post about? I saw erotic and Britney and other words in there. : Kaiser
• I've seen it as well. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Of course i like epic stuff even with some romantic stuff... : pimpium
• +1 eye-pleasing use of shacktags : elazair
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  On a related note, did you like "Hero"? Just curious, I don't see very many people talking about it at a... : ZeroDegrees
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    Yes, I loved it! It's not the perfect movie or anything like that, but I thought it was great :) : Vantage
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      If my friends weren't around when we watched it I would have had tears streaming down my face at the end.... : ZeroDegrees
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        A local place here in the city has it for rent on DVD! I would own it, but I'm waiting for the extended/... : Vantage
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          You ever check out that Tsui Hark film that has monks in the 19th century battling some vampires? It gets... : pimpium
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            Not the Twin-whatever movie? I don't think so... : Vantage
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              This one! http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/catalog/catalogDetail_DVD043396095458.html : pimpium
              • Woah! No, I'll have to find it :) : Vantage
        • Hrmm, I just heard there was a bit of controversy in bringing that movie to the US. Miramax or whatever ... : ZeroDegrees
  • I liked it but waiting for the extended version to be released. : pimpium
• Thanks for the heads up, I think I could enjoy a film like that! I'll put it near the top of my list of t... : -mu-
• hmm, haven't heard of this movie. i'll try to find and watch it. incidentally, watch Earth, Bandit Que... : sikander
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  Interesting. I really appreciate the review. My girlfriend suggested renting this after we had rented (an... : smoove
  • Well... It is a bit over the top I suppose. But it still rules. :) : Vantage
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  I've heard really good things about some of the Baliwood movies. I guess I'll look into this one. Thank... : UtilityMaximizer
  • Er...Bollywood. : UtilityMaximizer

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• i already shackmsg'd him, you all should too...JIC ;-) : ghost in my shell
• kiss ass! ;) : jedi_27
• I mack shessaged him. : rosewood
• Translation: Hey steve let's make babies. also today is trash day. : gegtik