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• hard carpeted floor? what the FUCK? : DinK
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  ninjutsu > karate > tkd. seriously, do something you can use in a street situation. : electric_monk
  • Like somersaulting over a sword when someone swings it at you? : Experiment IV
  • Oh, yeah, Karate's great. "Here, learn this Kata. Now forget all about it and go kick that guy's ass." ... : Rotten Deadite
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  I'm starting Kung Fu next week! w00t! : digitalburro
  • What kind of Kung Fu? : Kiriakos
• "I know katta!" Waves arm in air,says,"OOOO!OOO!OOO!" "What the hell do you call THAT?" "Welcome... : TheDreamDragon
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  taekwondo is all impressive looking and shit, but all it is now is a sport like boxing =| : -=kodiak=-
  • Sparring is silly in general unless you're doing it with minimal padding and you don't use retarded "spin... : Experiment IV
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  ok karate or tae kwon do? : rybus
  • i've been defeated by my poor reading comp once again :( : rybus
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  is it WTF or ITF? : the archvile
  • WTF : Experiment IV

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• Good morning, Scotty! : UtilityMaximizer
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  what's up oklahoma resident! I need to make a trip to norman to say hi : AllYourBase
  • I'll be in Tulsa tomorrow to pick up a cousin. Unfortunatly I'm not going to be staying or I'd swing by ... : Scotty22
• Hey fuck you! : Tawler

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  I was sitting here waiting for your music post so I could get them then go to bed, heh ;P : Ctrl-Phreak
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    ahahaha Sorry to keep you waiting ;) : alacious
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      actually that was perfect timing, just cleaned my goulash bowl. time for sleeps now... too much work late... : Ctrl-Phreak
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        I hear that ;( : alacious
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          just remembered I have to get up even earlier to get gas. OMG I have to get gas, i'm scared! : Ctrl-Phreak
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            BEWARE : alacious
            • O_O : Ctrl-Phreak
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  Dizzownlizzoading. : The_Janitor
  • Okizzay : alacious
• bah : alacious
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  I do my best to make happy fun time music for everyone and I get poo poo :( : alacious
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    I downloaded, but haven't had time to listen. I shall listen in a bit. And what is wrong with poo poo? :(... : mofo
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      it smells funny :( : alacious
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        Sweet! I like the beats and rhythm. Hard to believe that people so young can be so talented as this. Than... : mofo
        • The rest of the cd is as good or better than these tracks, I just felt the first few were a good sampler ... : alacious
        • Aphex Twin was only like 14 at the time he did some of the frist Selected Ambient Works stuff. : Dingbat
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  pretty spiff. Thanks : GloriousCow
  • You're welcome! Thanks for coming! : alacious
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  Definately good stuff. Just a question though, is there anyone on Warp who sucks? Everyone I've heard o... : Dingbat
  • No, there isn't anyone on Warp that sucks. They're a very picky label, and it pays off. : alacious

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  top it off with a "coke" : Jerry C
  • But what kind of coke? : Visceral Monkey
• YUMMY! : Degenerate
• Sounds good! : UtilityMaximizer
• mmm corned beef grits with hash : busdriver3030
• yew . . . that sounds gross! : jedi_27
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  Skip the grits and throw in some hash browns.....yummy. : Fyunch Click
  • finally a decent solution!! you my friend might just save our southern friends in the bad food departmen : jedi_27

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• very cool : industro
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  Yeah, nice shot there man. : node
  • I dunno why, but this (aside from IRC) is the only place I put my shit up. I'm like "hey, that looks ok, ... : seven
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  Very very nice shots. You know you are killing my enthusiasm to even bring my camera to places, picture b... : {Venger}
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    buy yourself a cheap crappy film camera. the night time stuff is so cheesy, and really dirtily easy to do... : seven
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      I've done it, and it's a lot of fun, but it has been without a tripod (sometimes I find objects to balanc... : {Venger}
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        Um, 1.4 costs a lot, 1.7 is damned good, but they're a completely manual and old lens. They're not as com : seven
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          Heh, I'll certainly consider it. It sounds like something I should probably have tried atleast. I'm st... : {Venger}
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            Well, the second a digital camera comes out that can get results like the ones in these shots, and is eve... : seven
            • Yeah I think I understand what you're saying. Your shots pretty much rival the quality of shots from mr b... : {Venger}
• Very cool. Nice work! : ThomW
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  are you a professional photographer? I really like some of these : AllYourBase
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    fuck no. That's the... I think fourth roll of film I've used in that camera. That's my first camera, I bo : seven
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      Link to some 'stuff on the internet'; that you think I could find useful and interesting? Preferably some... : {Venger}
      • http://www.photozone.de/ pretty much the main place I got my shit from... : seven
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  why don't i see anything? : pupismyname
  • eyesgogglesnothing? : seven
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    Me neither. I think he's racist towards Moz. : Gimik
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      what? that doesn't work in Mozilla? : seven
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        Nope. : Gimik
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          I'm not sure if you realise how much that makes me want to stab Netscape corporation. If it can't hand... : seven
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            i'm the exact opposite. i LOVE coding for gecko, and i have to come up with workaround after workaround ... : pupismyname
            • I just write for IE, because everyone except people who are naturally happy complaining, uses it ;) Th... : seven
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              also, it may not be the percentage height that's the problem. i copied the url for the image and i can't... : pupismyname
              • that's really odd... I was hoping it wasn't the HTML, as I deliberately kept it damned simple... do... : seven
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                error i get in firebird: The image “http://seven.halltech.com.au/yellow/yellow.jpgâ� : pupismyname
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                  fyi, your "my neighbourhood" image has the same problem, but the "my melbourne" pic comes up fine. : pupismyname
                  • Hmmm, the "my melbourne" one is the smallest in dimensions, and file size of the 3. Perhaps there's a pro... : seven
          • Mozilla != Netscape. You'd do well to remember that, mister. Although I'm no authority on web design, ... : Gimik
• is this from the set of 2Fast2Furious? That's what it makes me think of. Very nice images though, I l... : Vincent Grayson
• You're photos are always so amazing. Every picture I've seen, I always can't believe that those places e... : rossimo
• Good stuff. That's the same camera that my dad has had for eons, and he loves it. : Dante
• any place where i can get this photos individualy? i wanna use them as wallpapers... : dark sage

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  do you hear that. that is the sound of inevitibility that is the sound of your hdd's death : CoRDS
  • What good is an RMA....if you can't talk : Reptile
• back up time! : oldschoolbob-o
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  hope you have a recent backup : nurall
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    If it's that important, I wouldn't put it on the raid. I'm good to go. most of that 40GB is just porn a... : Trilinear
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      spoken like a man with broadband =D : AllYourBase
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        Heh it's looking like I'm going to have to cancel that for a while. No point in having Broadband, when I... : Trilinear
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          uh, games? mp3s you can burn? : AllYourBase
          • Harddrive. I gots no moneys. I can set aside about 25 a paycheck if I plan it out right, so it's going ... : Trilinear

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• I was surprised to see James play a 7-string...and surprised to see that alot of the songs are Drop-C...n... : DonkeyPopsicle
• Fans are weird. I'm not a metallica fan, but I can relate to the mixed reception of an album feeling... ... : verbatim
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  shut up + nobody cares : Clay
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    how do songs rock harder on DVD? Are they live? Or do you just need to oggle James' face while you mastur... : Clay
    • and further more, how can a major act like Metallica have poor production values? It's not like these guy... : Clay

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• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7727394 : sexydingo

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  Maarten is going to be the most photochopped person on the internet soon. Behing the tourist guy of cours... : Degenerate
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    Oh yeah? http://www.shackspace.com/~nukedukem@shackmail.com/wtc.gif : NukeDukem
    • and Maarten takes the lead! : Degenerate
    • oh nos ... : monohydrate
• haha : {Venger}
• tidy, veeeery tidy : seven

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• goddammit why didn't you invite me??? : pupismyname
• O! we should go find a soccer field at quakecon! : AllYourBase

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  wanna hang out here until everyone leaves so we can make out? : busdriver3030
  • YES. : AllYourBase

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  Perennial loser challenges top woman. Shocking. : lordlobo
  • hey he finished in the top 20 in one tournament! : Degenerate
  • Maybe if he wins the $1M will put HIM in the top 100 on the money list. : riptyde
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    He would crush her. He's making a point. She said if she played 30 mens tournaments she would end up in : mp7rox
    • I can't spell either. I SUCK! : mp7rox
• he is going to get his ass beat. : jedi_27

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  There's a 33 meg version floating around on Kazaa that's slightly different. Some of the scenes are in di... : zerologik
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    so basically you told us for nothing =D : AllYourBase
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      Someone might've seen the larger file size and been all like "Ohhh a bigger version of it hooray!" I wa... : zerologik
      • ah, excellent point. you're so wise for an older woman : AllYourBase
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  this song was posted before, was it the same video going along with it? : redfive
  • i don't know. all i know is that it's my new favorite thing ever. : pupismyname
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  what..... was ....that? : sharkII
  • it was fucking awesome. : pupismyname
• I have that file on my computer, and never watch it, but I'm still mesmerized when I see it. : Dante
• Everybody.... cant stop watching.... everybody.... : sharkII
• Was this not played on MTV in the US? We got hit pretty bad here. I'm not complaining, it's awesome. Very... : {Venger}

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• WHY DONT I GET NOTES : sharkII
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  Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the doghouse this morning. : Degenerate
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    he realized maarten would never love him the same way he loves maarten : AllYourBase
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      I remember the day that I realized that as well. *sniffle* : Degenerate
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        who the fuck are you? : AllYourBase
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          Who are the pair of you guys? : Balboa
          • Our real names are Tango & Cash. : Degenerate
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          You have no idea how many times I think that.. and then I think how many people think that about me? : Ratalon
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            I often wonder the same thing. I think the key is to have a schtick--something unique about yourself tha... : UtilityMaximizer
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              you're the sheepfucker right? : AllYourBase
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                No, no, I'm the druggie. : UtilityMaximizer
                • Dammit, where's bipolar when I need him? : UtilityMaximizer
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                  Drugs are illegal! :o : bipolar
                  • Thank you sir! : UtilityMaximizer
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    pup sleeps with dognose!? : jedi_27
    • who doesn't sleep with dognose : AllYourBase

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  post link plz : oldschoolbob-o
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    only if you want a nice ban =D : AllYourBase
    • shackmessage me then plz. : oldschoolbob-o
• god fucking damn. your post made me search for it :( : elazair
• google images or shack? : Tissen
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  "pillowfight.jpg" ? sounds innocent enough : Kenshin_
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    so does tubgirl and hello : AllYourBase
    • Good point : Kenshin_
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    it's probably a photo of klerck shoving a die-cast hitler up his ass : pyide
    • now dont be giving him ideas : ansuble
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  its not that bad... : ansuble
  • No,but I wouldn't put it on FOX either. : noxv1
• thats not that bad? it looks like mud. : skold
• http://julieta.150m.com/pillowfight.jpg I would like to eat that... : The 404
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  Haha. I just avoid stuff that I KNOW is gonna be fucked up on the net. I have yet to actually go to goats... : node
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    how could you POSSIBLY have been posting here since 2002 and NOT have seen goatse at some point? : draconic
    • I've been a Shack regular for years and years (not so much the comments though) and used IRC for several ... : woddemandred
  • Goatse and tubgirl are character-forming : Balboa
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  i still haven't seen it? i know im asking for it... it's horrible, but can i get a shackmsg with a link t... : cam3lt0sis
  • anyone? : cam3lt0sis
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  I did the same thing, but I put up my hand to block my view of the monitor. Even so, I saw a lot of brown... : Dante
  • hahaha sissy! : Degenerate
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    i can't find it, which is probably good, yet im curious, can anyone shackmsg it? : cam3lt0sis
    • just do a comment search for it. there's a post with a URL, it's in there : AllYourBase
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      consider it done : redfive
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        FUCKING TERRIBLE although it seems as if i should be more offended, I think the shack is emotionally scar... : cam3lt0sis
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          I had a lot of fun doing the shoot. I'm sorry you didnt like it. :( : Degenerate
          • roofles, that was a fun day : AllYourBase

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  who dat?!? : oldschoolbob-o
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    zerologik, a fellow shacker. : Helter Skelter
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      she be very very attractive ;o) I want to know more! : oldschoolbob-o
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        she has a peeg : drucifer
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          peeg? what is this? : oldschoolbob-o
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            its kinda like a dag : Turd Ferguson
            • you're confusing him =D : AllYourBase
            • hmmmmmmmm i saw a picture of a peeg, they seem much smaller than dags, more like a gerbil or guinea pig?? : oldschoolbob-o
• you perv ;) : vassili_zaitsev
• is that zerologic? : oldschoolbob-o
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  wow, someone dressed up for the audience! : -TKF-
  • I concur! ;o) : oldschoolbob-o
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    Thanks, but the only times I would look all dressed up is if I'd be going out later that night anyway. : zerologik
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      so that was normal dress? : oldschoolbob-o
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        I typically adorn myself with various cotton and/or synthetics products in such a fashion, so yes. A "... : zerologik
        • needs more pancake : lacker
        • lol Peeg's rock, if they dont shit all over the place that is... : oldschoolbob-o
    • you look very nice in that picture, the pleasure is all mine :-) : -TKF-
• squishy cow on monitor, cool cat poster on wall. : seven
• wut, don't joo (zl) work? : busdriver3030

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  select cells or column and right-click to change data format : ScoobySnack
  • woot, thanks. : maulla
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  Ok I don't have an answer (prolly something like rt click and choose something like don't auto format or ... : Ratalon
  • it's just excel's algorithm for dates : ScoobySnack

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• Needs more vacuum codpiece : gingerninja
• 80% of the world is living on something like one meal a day and we have money spent on developing fake ti... : digitalbud

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• install mac os : ansuble
• install 2000pro : oldschoolbob-o
• install DOS : sharkII
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  install OS/2 : Degenerate
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    I used to run OS/2. : UtilityMaximizer
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      I used to test OS/2 at IBM :/ : sharkII
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        Heh, you win. : UtilityMaximizer
        • yaaay : sharkII
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      I went on a service call to a bank one time and failed to mention they were running OS/2. I got there and... : Degenerate
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        Heh. Was it C&S/NationsBank/Bank of America? They used to run OS/2. : UtilityMaximizer
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          It was a BoA. Those bastards! : Degenerate
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            My Dad worked for IBM. He always insisted that OS/2 was nearly impossible to crash. I didn't find it to : UtilityMaximizer
            • Seeing as it was my JOB to crash to sucker, I could help prove him wrong if you needed :) : sharkII
• You could use a shell replacement. : Merconium
• install windows98/FE : AllYourBase
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  install ME : The 404
  • NO install U. : timm
• Install Be/OS : ezkilla
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  Install Windows 3.1 : NukeDukem
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    ROOFLES, I DIDN'T SEE ANOTHER INSTALL OS JOKE BUT YOU WOWED ME! : AllYourBase
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      YOU FUCK HITLER (didnt see that coming did you?) : NukeDukem
      • That came out the blue yes : {Venger}
• I NEVER had that problem. when I wanted to delete ALL files I formatted are you talking about like dele... : Ratalon
• Install QEMM! : seven

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• I hope Ebert tears it a new ass : Shadore66
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  Freddy got fingered is a fuckign great movie! : moshman
  • Hahah yeah it was hillarious! : mofo
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  I liked the first one, and i will watch this with great pleasure.. fuck taste! : -TKF-
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    the first one got ripped up on here worse than most other movies. Then realized I'm hanging out on a f... : Morgin
    • I fuckin' loved the first one! Couldn't care less about the plot, all about the cars baby! yes, I can be : node
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      I love cars but not the riced out stupidity in that movie. A NOS kit that is turned on by a laptop in ... : stump
      • meh, they exist. They arent 10 grand though heh. Thats the best part of F&TF When they talk about t... : Morgin
    • I enjoyed the first one, infact I watched it today at work. I'm ignorant as hell about cars and I like t... : Nighteyes
  • but it doesnt have Vin in it and it has Tyrese in it. blah, i could do without him all together in the mo... : pimpium
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    yea i'll pay 50 cents to go see it at the cheap theater a few times just to watch the mustang get crushe... : locobastard
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      whats sad is that each time i see someone type out 50 cent that damn song pops in my head. : pimpium
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        there's no goddamn nifty Cent key on the keyboard.. : locobastard
        • but there should be! : pimpium
  • More 2F2F Reviews http://news.google.com/news?num=30&hl=en&edition=usa&ie=UTF-8&q=cluster:reuters%2eco... : -TKF-
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  On topic... http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=526809 : mofo
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    Heh, interesting read. Amuses me the motorheads getting pissed at it though. Did they cry and stomp aroun... : node
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      you'd like to think that they're real and not just glamor pieces of ass : ^-SeaWolf-^
      • But I thought all Evos shot colormatched flames past the catalytic converter! Fuck. : Merconium
      • It's the movies. They've got budgets. You think they build real supercomputers in all the Bond films too?... : node
  • How can a single turbo converted Supra do 14.5sec on the quarter mile? It gets beat by the stock ones. : {Venger}
• MPAA Classification: PG-13 (Violence, profanity, sexual situations, torturous dialogue) hahaha : inchwide
• The Toronto Star was ripping it up but still gave it 3 stars. What the hell? They suck. : Bull
• Teddy Durgin liked it... : lordlobo

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  not to mention the dead bird. : verbatim
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    WITH AN EYE SOCKET AS BLACK AS YOUR SOUL. I thought that was pretty freaky. I got weird looks from ped... : seven
    • what about the looks when you took a picture of it? : verbatim
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  what the hell camera is that : ansuble
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    www.jpop.se/pentaxk1000.jpg : {Venger}
    • damn, was hoping it was digital : ansuble
    • ahar! k1000.zip :) : seven
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  840 termites out of 1000, atleast. Very nice. The bird photo looks >>warped<<, any reason for this? D... : {Venger}
  • it's as close as I can get with the lens, taken at a weird angle, 28mm warps stuff when you get that clos... : seven
• For some reason I was expecting a cow eating villagers. : Ratalon

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• Twice with a corked bat! : Gimik

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  THEY CALL MY SONIC! : The 404
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    I would like to shoot that song in the nuts : Joseph
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      Great I'll go request it for ya... : The 404
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        NEENER NEENER i'm not listening to the console one! =p : Joseph
        • but one day you will be, and I'll be waiting...... : The 404
    • Yeah, it sucks. All the Sonic Arcade ones with lyrics fdo. funny thing is, the ones without are damn cool... : node
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      Actually, you kinda can - they've a poll which you can vote in for which song to kick. They Call Me Sonic... : node
      • *VOTED* : Joseph
• I wish I could listen to shoudcast at work. :\ : node

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  WHY DONT I GET NOTES : ansuble
  • face it, you just arent that cool. : Jerry C

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  you're forgetting sCary Co's take over of the Dutch Giant Corporation : AllYourBase
  • yeah, but they used poop for the currency transaction. : ScoobySnack
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  HP + Compaq was just last year : macphisto
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    HP + Compaq was announced like in 2000.. they just finalized the merger just last year though. : ScoobySnack
    • Actuall it was announced it sept 2001. But year the first anniversary of the merger was a few weeks ago. : macphisto
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  Wow, and Peoplesoft just acquired another company like two weeks ago. I only know b/c the company aquired... : Merconium
  • yeah, JD Edwards. Actually this Oracle bid might throw that out as they aren't acquired yet. : ScoobySnack
• interesting. : sharkII

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• it's called Evolution : MurrayTheSkull
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  Ummm Bill Murray carried both films, and he's old and grey now : elazair
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    Yeah, but a far more developed actor now, too. : Merconium
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      yeah, he needs a bra now. : Lawgiver
      • *chuckles* : Merconium

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• So it looks like its gonna be a Twisted Metal clone. : Busta J