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  what about a matrix within a matrix within a matrix : snuffed
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    actually even the real matrix isn't even a matrix - it's a book that columbo is reading to fred savage : gegtik
    • I like this theory : thekidd
    • aahahaha, if i wasn't at work i would be laughing outloud. I want ppl to think i'm working tah! : afrochops
    • Sheer brilliance! : UtilityMaximizer
    • This post is genius.. : dmiller
    • a bed time story? : Shadore66
    • EXACTLY! woohoo! : Dread Pirate Roberts
    • Just one more question... : marku5
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      I can only imagine the uproar that an ending like that would cause. hahahaha : afrochops
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        just wait until Rufus shows up in the phonebooth. : Dread Pirate Roberts
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          RUFUS!!! : dmiller
          • Strange things are afoot at the circle K... : beastrabban
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      Inconceivable! : edgewise
      • You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. : dwspring
    • never start a land war in asia : Scotty22
    • OMFG I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT : ovrlrd
    • is this a kissing book? : pupismyname
    • BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA : psychobean
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      anybody want a peanut? : edgewise
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        No more rhymes now I mean it : Scotty22
        • if dey are.. we all be dead! : jaga
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      I don't understand this post. : Baragon
      • Inconceivable! =-O : bipolar
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        OMG you must go rent The Princess Bride IMMEDIATELY. : UtilityMaximizer
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          forget that...i'd rather just not understand the joke :/ : davislovestacobell
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            wtf is wrong with you? The Princess Bride is one of the coolest movies ever made! The cameos, the humor, ... : thetangent
            • ^^^ It is one of my all time favorites. Plus it will make the shack much more understandable, as practic... : bipolar
    • Hahah classic first post in Gegtik praise thread : Dimmona
    • AS YOU WISH! : celerity
    • COMEDY FATALITY : fatman
    • I think it would be the greatest movie tie-in in history - the audiences heads would explode and so nobod... : thetangent
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      Didn't someone say this before? =( : Malk
      • yes except it was Keanu waking up and saying "Bill I just had this wicked dream, dude!" : indeego
  • ahhh recursion... infinite... *HEAD EXPLODES* : suqur
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  I don't think W. Bros really wants to say anything to eliminate the speculation about what will show in M... : Maddog_Delphi97
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    so what the heck then? people were getting in an uproar about something they 'supposedly' said. : Orion
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      No shit, if it all turns out to be matrix within a matrix I'm going to be pissed... I went and told all m... : TheNiXXeD
      • same here, i told my boss today that you chumps said it was not a matrix within a matrix. : Orion
    • I think it was a comment from Reves about it...but I never read it.... : topkatz
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  This? http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7608505 : Unleashed
  • ignore that :( : Unleashed
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  er... http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7608505 : Unleashed
  • I really like that theory... : TheNiXXeD
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  Has anybody watched the Animatrix yet?!?!? I think it answers many of the pending questions. : butch_toenail
  • i have watched it. it is good. : Orion
  • I watched it. OWNAGE! : celerity
  • ..but it doesn't answer if there is a matrix within the matrix.. : celerity
  • I was watching part of it today in class - the only ones that really made any sense at all were the Final... : thetangent

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• halo? : kingdepork
• nice warthog : fluke
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  Haha. Wonder what they called that one. "Now unless anyone has any more mythical creatures to suggest.... : Flawless Cowboy
  • the Gen Mo'Kai had potential, but the voicetaunt acting SUCKED. : the archvile
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    Chuppacabra!! : digitalburro
    • Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?! : Flawless Cowboy
  • You know they will call it the Chupathingy. : Cottc Cid
  • Wookie? :D : tomservo
• I'm still pissed that I have to buy the game AGAIN if this is good; even if I did turn in 3 turds and pay... : the archvile
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  yawn.... more of the same. : pinkeye
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    but instagib is so fun :( : jrsX
    • My hate for instagib knows no bounds. : filtersweep
    • If there is no Assault, I will KILL PUPPIES : tomservo
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  Guess what? Still looks like UT2003. No graphical enhancements whatsoever. : Odoyle
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    that wasn't the problem. The problem was the horrid fast-paced gameplay and the awful sound work. : the archvile
    • Can't I have my ONE fast-paced game in the midst of all these snore-fests?! PLEASE?! : KungFuKenobi
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      Define "Horrid fast-paced" gameplay. :( ive only played the demo a little bit : tomservo
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        so fast that a sub-50ms ping is required, making the Lightning Gun worthless. So fast that spamming is t... : the archvile
        • mmm, good point just from playing the demo a few times, I can see what you mean... (though I have no rea... : tomservo
    • and yet everyone pines for the speed of quake 1. i don't get it. : slax0r
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    I dont think Graphical Enhancments is the point of this new UT. : tomservo
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      so what's the point? Even more spacious landscapes and fog? : Odoyle
      • Despite the name that sorta says "Sequel", I think of it more as a huge expansion pack (which I'm guessin... : tomservo
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=2460751 I knew I was on to something back then. :P or on somethin : Lawgiver
    • I agree with you on that though. There's not been any real new BIG franchises that have come out for a w : tomservo
• didn't see the E3 video? They've got ALL the Halo/Renegade vehicles! Including that nice and shiny Puma : Luminair
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  nice ripoff of the Tribes 2 bioderm model and also the HALO Tank and warthog : Blackdawgg
  • it also has quake 2 sound effects. : fluke
  • *blinks* oh crap that kind of does look like a Bioderm :\ : Luminair
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  How the hell do the UT people hold their weapons up so hi and forward in the air for prolonged periods. ... : DrZettl
  • Good point. They try to have their feet stick to the floor but make them hold a rocketlauncher like a pi... : Draugluin
• UT seriously needs a new art director or artists... : SlamDunk
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  I have two questions: Can Bungie sue? and Chupathingy! how bout that! : jigstah
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    Its a puma. : Nighteyes
    • Don't make up imaginary animals : lord cecil
  • I like it. It's got a ring to it. : Stormrider
• I can't believe they're adding Assult mode back in. "Oh -- it's not what we're going for with UT2003 : ThomW
• This is a misnamed HALO screenshot, I just don't remember that alien being in it.. : AtaR1
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  that's low when they have to steal from halo :( : davislovestacobell
  • looking at these makes me think of how good ut was...and even though ut2k3 was vastly superior graphicwis... : davislovestacobell
• the tank looks cool.. but what the fuck is with the q3 player model and that one wannabe thunderdome-spik... : urbansling
• what a fucking shitty game... it's all gone downhill since ut2k3... the original UT was so fucking goo... : Valiant
• Way to steal from good games. What's next, killing some puppies? : lazarusb
• make it stop....please. : myLeftTesticleofFury

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  Lets hope it decides to put you down. : Baragon
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    how long have you been saving that one? : eghartman
    • As long as you have been saving that one? : Baragon
• Soundtrack pwns aswell. : jhof
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  i just watched it. i thought some of them were real good, some were ok, but one or two just sucked. wel... : ibrokn
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    My Rank: 1. Second Renassaince 2. Beyond 3. Final Flight 4. Kid's 5. World Record 6. Matriculated... : ventro
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      i forget, which one is beyond? : ibrokn
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        the one with the haunted house : ventro
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          yeah that one was interesting too. im not sure how i feel about that ending though... they should have h : ibrokn
          • Yeah, coulda been a little more interesting than the agents fixing the bug and walking away but I guess i... : xenoeye
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        haunted house : MurrayTheSkull
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          Murray, crusher of spoilers! : gregorybrown
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            i try besides, it's not much of a spoiler : MurrayTheSkull
            • lol I got nuked for saying trinity + keymaker jump off overpass : jigstah
    • IAWTP : Nighteyes
  • I really, really liked "Kid's Story"... I think it's because of the drawing style, but the story and the ... : mattsull85
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  Program is definately meh after the first viewing. : gregorybrown
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    program blows. : ventro
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      wtf, it tells huge amounts of back story. :( I like that one the mostestismness. : jhof
      • I liked it as well. : Luminair
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        2nd Renaissance has all the back story, Program is the one where they're running around in feudal japan, : gregorybrown
        • OOo... muh bad. Visually I liked that one, but yea, plot was weak. : jhof
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7718015 I wrote a little thing on all the different episodes... I wa... : TheNiXXeD
• yes it does. you even get to see harry knowles! : jvox
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  beyond is the best one...followed closely by 2nd rennaissance : vassili_zaitsev
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    why do so many people like the second rennaissance. I really like the first part of it but I thught the ... : Crimsonbeak
    • it was nicely animated, has a lot of backstory and alot of violence! : vassili_zaitsev
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  out of all of them the kid's story, the one done by the cowboy bebop director, is the best. Period. The a... : Rorschach
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    I thought the CB director did detective's story. : lazarusb
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      he did both, but he also wrote detective story. kids story was the W bros : pyide
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        is that kid in Kid's Story sposed to be the one from Reloaded who thanks Neo? : cygnus
        • yes : magila
• is the soundtrack out on WASTE or something... : Antilles_Prime
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  Meh. I thought so at first. then they confirmed the largest plothole in it despite having ample room : TheTick
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    please explain. : electric_monk
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      I think he's referring to the whole "humans for power" thing and the fact that they got put in that posit... : lazarusb
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        asimovs laws have been visted, revisited, pestered and annoyed. i'm sick of them. : electric_monk
        • Good for you? The humans for power is BS, so that isn't any better. : lazarusb
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7715672 : iamgoat

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• hot damn. yea she fine that pic with tom green.....hehe : r1cola
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  she is teh hawt : Blackdawgg
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    She is swollen in all the right places, I struggle daily to be a gentleman. : ahk-med
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      Stop being a gentlemen and bang the crap out of her. : hax3d
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        Not an option she is my buddy's woman. I get to look only. The best part about her, is that her personal... : ahk-med
        • .WAV+.MP3 of her calling your buddy "big daddy" : digitalburro
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          This isn't said "buddy" is it?? http://www.debony.net/files/107_0774.JPG : Vantage
          • Yes, that is said buddy. : ahk-med
        • You can find other friends, how often will you have a chance to bang someone that hot? : amati
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      you sniff her panty drawer don't you : multisync
      • More like takes swan dives in it. : Delithio
    • Nay enjoy some fine black bootay while you have the chance! : Blackdawgg
• I want coupons for free wings STAT!! : digitalburro
• I'd hit that. : hax3d
• Needs more cowbellbare breasts. : filtersweep
• Agreed (as if there was any doubt) Your roomy is a cutie. : Rich McNinch
• I can sense much fappagae to come. : Visceral Monkey
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  sorry, not attracted to black women ;( : lapdance
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    Halle Berry doesn't make your crotch happy? : Wyvern
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      tbh, no.. but I guess that makes me ATTN then huh? : lapdance
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        dude, Tyra Banks. Beyonce Knowles. WTF. SO HOT. : Downforce
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          MARIAH CAREY = HOTTEST BLACK WOMAN : multisync
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            hehehehe well played yes I'd HUMP HUMP mariah also : Downforce
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              she's mulatto : slammy
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                Negative. : ahk-med
                • Mariah Carey not your roommate : slammy
                • Oh, Mariah? yea. Debony, no. : ahk-med
          • she's black? : Turd Ferguson
  • OMG, racist. Actually, I'm kind of the same way, but looking at her more of her photos, she is good looki... : Visceral Monkey
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    I don't understand how skin color can be a factor. Boobs? Check. Nice face? Check. Amazing Ass? C... : filtersweep
    • I agree. If it's good in all the right places, see could be purple. : Delithio
    • My girlfriend is half arabian (TERRORIST!!!), but I just don't like the skin color, nothing todo with the... : lapdance
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      For me, it's the hair. : Kaiser
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        Completely different culture too. Or maybe I'm stereotyping after seeing the horrible abomination th : monohydrate
        • "unf" is the same in any language. : filtersweep
    • Usually, it's less the skin colour and more the physical attributes which often coincide with various ski... : Vantage
  • I'm the same way. I like all races but I don't necessarily find them attractive, but there are a few exc... : quietb0y
• waaaaahhh. modeling photos nogo? : r1cola
• I thought you were posting spam at first, she's very hot. : quietb0y
• OMG I want to marry her :( Show her my hotornot profile and ask her for me! :D : moshman
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  Is Debony her real name? That's a really cool one. : edgewise
  • sheranda, lawanda, yolanda... etc : r1cola
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    Yea, Debony is her real name. But for reasons I still do not understand, with most of her friends includ... : ahk-med
    • perhaps to UnGhettofy herself : multisync
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  meh. I think we should spam the guestbook though YOUR ROOMATE IS A KILLER LEAVE NOW OMG! : Silent Wolf
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    Yea, fill her guestbook up with whatever you like. She's a big girl, she can take it. You guys can't be... : ahk-med
    • now, think about that. guys that go out vs. shackers. we can be muuuuch much worse : r1cola
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      i COULD post it in FYAD and then they would way worse than any person in a bar : MONGOLOID
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        who are you in fyad precious : gegtik
        • heh i dont post much in there, i did for a week, like a 100 posts but im only weird enough sometimes, so ... : MONGOLOID
      • PLEASE spread the link far and wide. I warned her in advance about what could come. : ahk-med
    • I bet she doesn't deal with the 'I ATE A CAT' line very often though, does she? : quietb0y
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      someone posted goatsex and tubgirl. That didnt take long. :/ : johnny rotten
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        Her photo gallery JAVA applet is pretty shitty. It should be replaced with something better. : diehlr
        • wrong reply'd : diehlr
        • I agree, she is using some crappy super easy page editor. I was going to tell her to just put all the pi... : ahk-med
• you dont understand how skin colour can be a factor? what about boobs, or face or legs? : sweat
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  lookit that counter go! : johnny rotten
  • it was at 37 when he posted thiis : multisync
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  Never heard of someone having a female roommate. I don't see how that's possible. : monohydrate
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    I have 7 female roommates, and I'm the only guy. It's not all that great. : lapdance
    • PICS+DIVX PLZ!! Showercam? : Psychic Potato
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      Holy shit, I would kill myself if I was surrounded by that much estrogen. Unless of course, they were ... : Kaiser
      • Welcome to the Castle Anthrax : suqur
    • i recommend cannabis : overtoke
  • apartment ? : lord cecil
  • I've had 3 in this apartment alone. And I've posted pics of 2 of them in the past, the third is my gf so ... : Psychic Potato
  • I had one in College for a while. There were a few awkward "should I try to fuck her" moments, but you le... : Visceral Monkey
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    One word: rape Also, hidden cams etc Most girls are afraid to go outside at night alone because of : monohydrate
    • I don't know what kind of guys you know that make the girls you know so afraid to live, but having just l... : Paranoid Android
    • Wait, most girls? Wtf?! You've conducted some mighty fine polls here. : Video Sex Pope
    • You don't know most girls. : vigilante
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    I had a female roommate in college. Worst roommate ever. She was totally psycho (lol she was getting a de : Odoyle
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      psycho women?! what's next, irrational women?! :o : gegtik
      • No, shopping women. And women who bitch for three solid weeks instead of changing that fucking lightbulb ... : Aubrey Philipsz
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      It seems there is a certain common denominator here... but I can't place my finger on it. : Kaiser
      • they're both women! : Odoyle
  • You are so missing it. Back in the day me and a girl split the rent for a house and it was awesome. She... : johnny rotten
  • I've had as many female roomates as male roomates. They rock. Good for varied conversation, good for im... : psychobean
• Works for me. :D I likey. : Psychic Potato
• Holy shit she is hot.. : AtaR1
• Perfection! She is very beautiful! : mofo
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  Wow, she *is* hawt. She has a rockin body and me loves the big boobies. : El Tigre
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    man, I just have to play with her tatas. Are they real? : El Tigre
    • Oh so very real. : ahk-med
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  ...and you're not taxing that? Whoa. I'd lay pipe like one of the Mario Bros. : Ajax
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7719470 : ahk-med
    • Yes, she has a nice set of personalities. : El Tigre
  • I always thought "laying the pipe" was better suited to mean "taking a shit" : slammy
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  BTW: Does she get bothered when you sport 24-hour wood? : filtersweep
  • I'm taking my porn daily to help deal with this issue. : ahk-med
• "http://www.debony.net/files/103_0363.JPG" What you *can't* see is the midget on the chair pounding th... : Aubrey Philipsz
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  teh hot: http://www.debony.net/files/104_0451.jpg : timmie
  • Does she have a postural deformity? : Aubrey Philipsz
  • oh shit. The eyes are now spoiled. No other woman is going to look as good today now that I've seen tha... : Zakko
• *BUMP* for my rommie's web counter. : ahk-med
• she was one of the Nitro Girls? : das_runt
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  I have a hardon time believing those tits are real. : Tissen
  • They is. : ahk-med
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  Forgive my bump spam. But I told her I'd get her 2500 hits easy. : ahk-med
  • why? i guess she's pretty...just not into the really tanned ones : vassili_zaitsev
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    if you could even barely see nipple, she'd be at 25,000 : sixfoot6
    • Point taken, I will advise her on this. : ahk-med
• she's hot for a black girl : electric_monk
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  once you black... : nyranger66
  • you never back : sixfoot6
  • you never back? hee ha :P is that a Tonto, Frankenstein, or Tarzan quote? : eskimo spy
  • d'oh +go : nyranger66
  • you'd realize you rather have cack? : vassili_zaitsev
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  the next and backs buttons no worky :( : spector
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    They work, they are just really slow. The pics are 300K plus, so they have to download and dither, it ta... : ahk-med
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      Never worked for me :( And whats up with teh other pic set, like we wanted to see the guys form her ne... : UTSD3DSUCKS
      • No, another hawt womans did the Tupac pic, perhaps I will post her at another time. : ahk-med
• She needs to fix the pics on her page so they are clickable. The full image is there if you copy+paste t... : aggressor
• I like the other meat of the chicken : proclone1