Evening Reading

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• lol!!!! : warsaw
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  why you laughing? I would totally hit that! : Degenerate
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    How?! : hax3d
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      roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot : Degenerate
      • You will need at least http://www.rfm.com.ph/images/flour.jpg that much. : hax3d
    • a lot of alcohol and hallucionagenic drugs : Nighteyes
• ROFL! Thats just wrong! : Tissen
• YOU GOT HAX3D! : Odoyle
• How does someone that huge go to the bathroom? Do you just shit and piss yourself and hope that the firem... : hax3d
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  Please remove the picture of my mom >:( : sharkII
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    How many feet per charge can she get out of that chair? : Merconium
    • *sigh* 4 : sharkII
• this is sad : industro
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  Heh, yeah, I keep getting strange looks when I sa "I'd hit it" and the people give me "omg wife beater" l... : node
  • I get strange looks for "I'd fill her out like a job application". : riptyde
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  your boss needs a shack account so we can really corrupt him : kronologik
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    He has more or less vowed to never become a shacker. He thinks I have some sort of addiction and that I c... : hax3d
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      has he been shown the 3 must see pics? goat, tub & pillowfight, might not be the best idea if you want t... : kronologik
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        He refuses to look at them. : hax3d
        • Well duh, no one wants to look at them at least the first time, you have to trick him : eghartman
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        whoa, whoa... pillowfight? : zach`
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          indeed, I've never seen it. : thekidd
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            I have seen it now, and it's disturbing. Sending you both a Shackmsg with the link. : hax3d
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              what's disturbing about it? maybe I saw the wrong thing but what I saw was a video with two girls pillow... : dougb
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                I shackmsg'd you a link to the real, way more disgusting, pillowfight. : hax3d
                • hit me up with that aswell please... : dark sage
• Hit it with a shovel maybe : El Tigre
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  find a fold and fuck it : snuffed
  • Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh damn..... : leseid
• lightweight. : fatman

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  My speakers don't work. I plugged it into the CD drive and it only works when an audio CD is in there. : Portax
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    oh shit this happend to my mom u have to turn the computer on : gegtik
    • I do that but only the little light comes on and the screen stays black. : Halen
• baby jesus crying at another gegtik post : multisync
• That sounds cool, I'm gonna call it in to the local radio station. : Busta J
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  Gegtik is on fire! : mr brown
  • If only this were true ... :*( : bipolar
• Listening to: Machine Gun Fellatio - [Bring It On #16] Unsent Letter : electric_monk
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  dripping tap : eyegeegeewhy
  • It's IGGY, I get it!!! : sharkII
• Sonic Arcade : redfive
• NEW STAIN'D - I have a feeling it won't last long : bling1bling
• my office's a/c system : suqur
• New ZZ TOP. It kicks ass. Their previous 2 cds have sucked (xxx & rhythmeen). : Phil
• thee michelle gun elephant - get up lucy : {Venger}
• *sax goes off* : Katarn3279
• FC\Kahuna - Hayling : leseid
• St. Anger, And I'm absolutely fucking disappointed : hurricaneDX

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• that's what I heard : thekidd
• Jane's Addiction!!! : uberp00
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  what'd he do to get put in jail? : Draugluin
  • someone? anyone know why? : rybus
  • drug possession : suqur
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  Apparently he is out, he was at the MTV Movie awards. What a waste of a human being. : jake
  • smells like jealousy! : ansuble

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• The picture is super clear. Other than that, I don't know. : PantherX
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  i only have normal tivo with cable. friend has directivo and it's awesome, cause you can record two shows... : suqur
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    :-O are you freaking serious? HOW! I neeeed this. : TheTick
    • Yes, it's great. Leave one tuner on TechTV, and the other goes to whatever. It has a 15 minute buffer, : Buster Hymen
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  ask about getting platinum free if you sign up for direct ticket. you're a little early for football sea... : trick
  • Really? Is this an advertised special or what? : Degenerate
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  i have both dish and direct tv. you can get a dish tivo like thing. i have two pvr's for dish. of the ... : ibrokn
  • I have the single tuner Dish PVR, I will prolly get the 2 tuner model soon, and relegate this one to the ... : Jayx77
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  I have directivo with 2 tuners and directv. The picture is pretty good for the most part, but I noticed w... : ashkie
  • directv sends down the tv stream in mpeg already, so what ever you see on the tivo is straight directv. d... : suqur
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  Once you go Tivo you can't go back : Prozium
  • so it's like pedophelia : gegtik
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  I have a question. Do you need to have the phone line plugged in to use the directivo box? That would ... : TheTick
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    yes you do. Supposedly you can use your internet connection to though. I'm looking into this soon. : Degenerate
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      thats retarded...we already get the schedules from the dish...why should i have to plug it in? BLAH! : TheTick
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        I know doesnt make sense. It sucks because my call is long distance as well. I have a one minute call on ... : Degenerate
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          fuck them...thats BS i was excited too =( : TheTick
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            like I said, supposedly you can do it over the internet too. Hopefully I'll find out for sure today. I wa... : Degenerate
            • With the series 2 directivo's you're out of luck. The USB ports have been disabled for ethernet use by D... : matrix
• Direct TV looks no better or worse than cable to me EXCEPT when it rains, which in Florida is a lot. If t... : UTSD3DSUCKS

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  That's an ATTN getter.... : fatman
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    I'm trying to win you back : Degenerate
    • You had me at "jacket"... you had me at "jacket".... : fatman

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• Zoom Zoom! : Nullzero
• 2mp is still a great quality. Its not terrific - but still very good. : majestik
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  probably better than a lot of 3 or 4 mp camera's. mp ain't everything ya know. :/ : Optimus Prime
  • Yeah I've seen very shitty 3.2 and 4.0 MP cameras that I would pass up for a good 2 MP : Halen
  • true mp aren't the only important thing but, the ccd is really small too which means its prolly got lots ... : afrochops

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  He only uses that one for practice : Degenerate
  • in order to ewwww and awwww his fans. : bling1bling

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• I too would like this : thekidd

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• I'm down with that! : Degenerate

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• Harry potter? : Ctrl-Phreak
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  The Gunslinger reprint? : das_runt
  • Does that come out then? Excellent. : kingdok
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  new goosebumps? : mastarp
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    REALLY?!!! : Morgin
    • I ONLY WISH =[ : mastarp
    • I laughed. : Warlock
• what are you guys doing? playing harry potter ... FAGS : nyranger66
• Reminds me there is a new sword of truth book coming out/recently came out. I love that series. : thief
• June 21st will be cool, cause I'm getting married that day. : Vincent Grayson
• Is that when it comes out? Naw I'm kinda looking forward to it too then. :-p : TheTick
• June 21st will be cool, because all you diry harry potter loving fags will be too busy reading to bother ... : electric_monk
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  June 21st is gonna be cool because thats Atlanta Shackmeet 2.0 : Degenerate
  • fo shizzle! : freakord
  • I will be there! YAY! : Normality
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  BIBLE II: PRAY HARDER : gegtik
  • I laughed. : node
  • thats fucking awesome : TheTick
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    I've been waiting forever for the sequel.. REVELATIONS RELOADED BABY : gegtik
    • The trailer for that pwned. : bipolar
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      HOLY LEAPING JESUS IN A TRENCHCOAT! : electric_monk
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        bullet-time redemption!!! : gegtik
        • hahaha. Gegtik to the rescue!!! : fatman
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        I think we just solved the riddle of what the third Matrix is gonna be about.... : thetangent
        • A really huge fan? : Portax
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  i pre-ordered that shit months ago : mr brown
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    yea but you got the harry potter - big black dildo bundle so you don't count : halfway
    • well your mom broke her Quidditch Vibrating Broom : mr brown
• Yup, the best book to come out in a while The Hardy Boys and the Terriorts of Al Queda : alcueso
• I've listening to Book 4 on mp3. Pretty good stuff, good to listen to during the commute. : bipolar
• midnight at b&n. : Kiwi Man
• I'm so pumped to read this book. : uberp00
• June 21st is going to be cool because its the first day of my summer vacation, and the day after I finall... : thetangent
• June 21 will be cool cuz I'll be in my own house! : dougb

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• I bid.... 2 FITTY! : jrsX
• *cough* Buy my stuff *cough* http://www.shackifieds.com/phpclass/search.php?user_siteid=312 : ThomW
• what's the shipping cost on that? It'd go nicely in my back yard. : beastrabban
• that's a cheap house if it's CDN dollars : redfive
• i don't like split level on the get-go but the location looks great : kanix
• Garage is too small. :( : Halen

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• does this surprise anyone? =P : ckj

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• and now the link... cause I jumped the gun on the 'post message' thing. http://www.insidemacgames.com/... : fatman
• *Consults magic 8-ball* "Hahah! You're dreaming!!" The 8-ball has spoken. : Nullzero
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  Andrew Meggs is the one who ported HL1 to the mac, isnt he? I remember it was completely finished and the... : n0v4
  • yeah, article says he was hired to do the port. I dunno if it was ever totally ready to go or not. I i... : fatman

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• I don't think that's even possible. : Portax
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  IBS : gegtik
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    ^IBS : bipolar
    • ^^IBS² : ThomW

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  Used to it? That shit was awesome the first time I had it. : Draugluin
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    Why did you tell them no pineapple? Or did you? From the first thing you said you said you told them no p... : ovrlrd
    • BAH misreply.. FSDIGHfuhgf always in the morning.. always.. : ovrlrd
• pineapple + bacon on pizza = gooood : locobastard
• pineapple + canadian bacon = PWEEN : Kaiser
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  wow that's gross. I feel for ya. I hate screwups that make what I ordered inedible to me. : eskimo spy
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    i plucked it off but still it was tainted with evil : desecr8
    • /shivers : eskimo spy
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  (hawaiian = pineapple + ham) == yum : wvuong
  • Yes or grilled chicken. : UTSD3DSUCKS
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  pineapple is too sweet, it does not belong on a pizza : thekidd
  • pineapple + anchovies on a pizza rea great, salty and sweet : batkiwi
  • exactly it steals the flavour of the rest : desecr8
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  Pineapplet does not belong on pizza. : TK-421
  • you're such a geek : thekidd
  • Get back to your post.. : locobastard
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  waita second wtf pizza place has pineapple as a default topping : gegtik
  • This is what I was saying. Why even ask for no pineapple if they don't include it in the first place. It ... : ovrlrd
• we dont get pineapple here unless we specifically order a hawaiian pizza : n0v4

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• sexylosers? : multisync
• it was called "the drawing" something i think : desecr8

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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7703004 : multisync
  • Thanks ... : larcho
  • I like that jacket he has. : Degenerate
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  what a idiot, in the forum he talk about "the dumb deer" how the fuck should a deer have any kind of know... : -TKF-
  • watching the news? : Degenerate
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    MAybe dumb in the sense it ran into an object bigger then it and moving much faster then it? : sharkII
    • it was already scared by the other bike, and hey animals are not actually trained like kids how to avoid ... : -TKF-
  • they can look it up on the....ANTLER-NET! : FlyingButtPliers
• 12MB, :( : c0bra
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  what version of wmp is this? : Kaiser
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    THE WHITE ONE : multisync
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      It's way to early for you to be witty, motherfucker. :< : Kaiser
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        :< always reminds me of a walrus.... : sharkII
        • :< always reminds me of MOZ. *sniffle* I miss him. : Kaiser
  • http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/9series/codecs/vcm.aspx : dougb
• 3145 K bits/s (bitrate) ... That's insane : monohydrate

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• I miss you already : Degenerate
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  i will setup a support hotline for people to call : multisync
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    What's the NUMNBER!!! : sharkII
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      867-5309???? : UTSD3DSUCKS
      • My friend at work actually called that two days ago - we got a hospital here in town :/ : sharkII
• loser come back to us : Scotty22
• Oh, if someone could paste this into first post for me, I'd appreciate it, and so would the rest of the s... : Dante
• Government after you, too, huh? : Portax
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  So....tiling, huh? Are you good at that? If so, maybe my wife and I could hire you to do some work on o... : UtilityMaximizer
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    He isnt into couples UM, you should know that by now :( : Normality
    • plowing the dirtbox single is hard enough ya know.... : Normality
  • Say, there's a huge thread here you should read: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7714720 Also, let's : bipolar

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  err...i think the "recipient" means the guy you're sending the money to. : vassili_zaitsev
  • man that's weak I was all ready to make fun of him and shit and then BAM 144 second PRL : halfway
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    You misunderstood fool. The recipient only accepts payments from people with confirmed addresses. : c0bra
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      you've gotta admit it was badly worded ;) : vassili_zaitsev
      • yea recipient is pretty vague :p : halfway
      • English is not my first language. 1100010110000100110111001010011000101100011001110101100101000101 : c0bra
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  the guy who's selling just set up his PayPal account and needs to input his little code that's on his cre... : redfive
  • Uh, no. The person who's selling only accepts confirmed addresses. He's had somewhere around 600 auctio... : c0bra
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  doesn't confirming your address just entail clicking the button that says "yes this is my address"? : mr brown
  • No. You have to submit your credit card number along with an address apparently. : c0bra
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  try removing the address OR the card, or BOTH, and then adding back in. : suqur
  • :( : c0bra

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  get moto gp2 it's a blast online ive played about 3 hours online today alone =| ill probably pick ... : -=kodiak=-
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    Awesome. Yeah, I am totally sold on Moto GP2. Midnight Club looks like a great week rental. I played... : jigstah
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      EVERYTHING is intergrated into the live all the scores, times, 'stunt' scores, ect ect... you can b... : -=kodiak=-
      • w00t. sounds great! Thanks for the info. : jigstah
    • mc2 will make a good purchase when the price comes down. : Morgin
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  all you guys that are passing up MC2 for MM3 are making a big mistake. Bookmark this thread - you heard i... : freakord
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    no youve said it several times before. This is not the first place I've read it. ;) : Degenerate
    • DUDE!!! don't piss on my elitest parade : freakord
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    i thought you liked MC2 : jedi_27
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      Reread his post. : ThomW
      • ohhhhhhhhhhhh i am dumb ass : jedi_27

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  oh fuck them, so it's never coming out. oh well i guess i'm done with d2 for a while : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    bump for the insomniac crew : multisync
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      bump for early morning caffeine crew : multisync
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        bump for the lol crew : gegtik
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          bump for the I give you the finger Blizzard crew : Scotty22
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            bump for the no u crew : elazair
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              bump for i'm eating my raisin bran and hate you guys crew : multisync
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                bump for heading to work, hope i die =( crew : multisync
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                  bump for at work, wish i was home crew : multisync
                  • Bump for the women who wish to be men crew. : Normality
• hrmmm : Degenerate
• Well I have to let my addiction run through its course now. I give it 3 more days though. Then I'm done (... : TheTick
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  How exactly did you have it pinned on the 12th when they've never given even an estimated release date? : Zeeliv
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    at E3 (i forget his name) the project lead guy from blizzard say they were in final testing and it should... : multisync
    • They have never given any dates on when it WOULD come out, only when it COULD (ie: we're hoping before E3 : Zeeliv
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      AH! Bill Roper here's excerpt: Dii.net: Our first question is an obvious one. Can you give us an estima... : multisync
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        Nowhere in there does it say it was coming out soon, only that they were hoping it would be done soon. Th : Zeeliv
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          you are puss-spewing cocksore, please leave this thread of speculation and crushed dreams : multisync
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            Well your dreams wouldn't be repeatedly crushed if you people would stop interpreting what they say how y... : Zeeliv
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              http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7665155 : multisync
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                :'( : Zeeliv
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                  holy shit i didn't know they were working on it for a year: Update #3 - Sept 25, 2002 Yes, the patch... : multisync
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                    it'll be even better than we ever imagined!! : Draugluin
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                      omg roofles: from July 2002 Due Date: The bad side of all of these major changes being worked on is th... : multisync
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                        back then were they saying what those changes were going to be? : Draugluin
                        • http://www.diabloii.net/features/v110-patch2.shtml : multisync
        • right - just add three weeks to that monday date and you get June 12th though - that's all. : sharkII

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• Demon, begone! : bipolar
• GIMME YER POT O' GOLD! : Dante
• Miss Cleo ain't got nuthin' on me : redfive
• Bush: one hand, one head, one rub. : sweat
• Mr. President, I LOVE touching your balls! : skold
• redneck blessing : gegtik
• YOU ARE HEALED! : Scotty22
• Rubbing my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish squeal : electric_monk
• i dunno about a caption but some guy has his hand on Bush's ass! : mr brown
• wax on wax off : kronologik
• hah, saw that earlier myself. Looks like the bald dude is creaming his pants. : bling1bling
• Would you like to be an intern? : Normality
• But I speak from there! * N R N Y D ' D * : FlyingButtPliers
• you can touch mine if i can touch yours : electric_monk
• Duck, duck, GOOSE! : Portax
• Benny Hinn! : c0bra

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• Did you read my schedule? : Tissen
• Is your name shacktagged? : sharkII

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  Its a bat with a cork in it. Its so the wine doesnt come out when they swing. : Degenerate
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    No its not! It's so the bat won't sink if someone drops it into the baseball moat. : Busta J
    • fucken wallhax : halfway
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      but then the alligators will just eat it : TheTick
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        thats the problem, they can't digest cork : halfway
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          so... to round it up he's an alcoholic anti-enviromentalist porn star with a big bat ? : imperator
          • fucken over achievers :( : halfway
• * R O N J E R E M Y ' D * : bipolar
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7713091 : eyegeegeewhy

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• That looks pretty badass. : Vincent Grayson
• OH NOHS! http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/painkiller/screens_6029475.html?page=6 : Normality

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• Thats it, I'm suggesting to the authorities that you be locked up for the common good. : Degenerate
• hahah loozer, I squatted your domain : redfive

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• bow chicka bow bow Enjoy the show. : El Tigre
• i'd hit it. : pupismyname
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7717216 : electric_monk

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  'urban sprawl' : GloriousCow
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    i guess thats the name for it... its interesting that i had just finished a book called 'Emergence' which... : Antilles_Prime
    • What kind of franchise? : cacktrot
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  Forgot to look at their RCI meter : NukeDukem
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    On another note, Im guessing you live in a Suburb of Chattanooga? : NukeDukem
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      er... yes... how did you know? : Antilles_Prime
      • http://www.workingmule.com/thisischattanooga.jpg omglol : ledbetterbryant