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  <3 U. : DKo5
  • IAWTP : OverBurN
• i'll be playing there after work, who's with me! (~5.15pm CST) : multisync
• omg. maximum lub for j00. :D : Downforce
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  Did you fix it so that 16 people can join to a side now? : awoihjaweohr
  • i have NO clue why it was doing that. I think I fixed it. I just joined and there were 13 people per side... : ashkie
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    j0r muh herro ashkie!! your secret admirer from work. : jefferson
    • jigga who? : ashkie
• excellent. I am leaving work early today to play. : hirez
• I played a little at lunch. Seems like a fun game, gonna take some figuring out though. I'll see about ... : Zakko
• kinda sad that people complain enough you have to justify why its a public server though I guess if yo... : halfway
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  I tried playing this. I have no clue what I'm supposed to be doing :( : GloriousCow
  • here is the manual: http://bellsouthpwp.net/d/r/draugluin/Manual/ : hirez
• I'd like to say that the public SoF2 server is good fun and many thanks goes to you. I like that the serv... : fatman
• ET hates my computer, I can't play without it rebooting for me. : quietb0y
• Hey I was on that server last nite! Whats the server specs? I ping really good to it, but in game it ge... : johnny rotten
• PS You so better put up Halo/HL2 servers... OR ELSE. : johnny rotten
• are there any guides for the maps yet? i know the demo one well... : ghost in my shell
• omg its cricket! :D : OverBurN
• Many supreme thanks, yet again, Ashkie! : Fyunch Click
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  more shack only servers eh? ::cough: cs ::cough:: :) : maulla
  • I used to run a cs server. Then I didn't. : ashkie
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  Ashkie, are you some very rich gamer who loves having servers for other people or what? : aristotle42
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    No, I'm far from rich. This is just a hobby.... I like giving gamers nice places to play. I got sick of p... : ashkie
    • i love you long time... : carnivore
• ... redownloading and reinstalling. : dodob
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  how can i learn how to play it? i haven't finished downloading yet... is there an in-game tutorial or any... : carnivore
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    host a game and run around to get a feeling for the map. read the objectives. watch a skilled player in s... : fragsausen
    • thanks, i'll try that : carnivore
• I'm going to name my first son "Ashkie". : V0lk
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  are you still running the GTA3 MP server from last night? Or is that too tricky to setup? Seemed like the... : laidback
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    its still running 216.214.6.118 : ashkie
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      awesome... thanks for the server... I'm going to reinstall GTA3 over the weekend to hopefully join in mul... : laidback
      • link to the GTA3 MP mod for the daywalkers: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7659164 : laidback
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  Your charts are named "RA3 players" : batkiwi
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    I know... i need to find the font : ashkie
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      D'oh! I knew I forgot todo something last night ;) : boolean
      • phpmyadmin too cough cough : ashkie
• can someone tell me what the fireteams do because I'm too stupid to figure it out? : Tawler
• Thank you ashkie! : askedrelic
• I'd play on it, but it's always full. : Kiriakos
• Im downloading ET even as we speak type. : The Monkey King
• ashkie, you are hereby added to favorites ! Its 6:45 AM Monday morning and the server is full, 28/28 :-O : Walkintarget

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• WHOA!! That just blew my mind : smdever
• I say no. : princessjeni
• thats deep. : GloriousCow
• matrix inside a matrix? : sheivachman
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  you shed skin and replace fluids .. are you still the same person? : Dread Pirate Roberts
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    you never replace your brain cells : eghartman
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      No, but all in all, the material in the brain cells is replaced. Also, your entire skeletal structure is ... : freqq28
      • But in a series of so nearly irreducible separate events that are we even able to call the body "differen... : c0bra
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  biology menz: by the time you're 80, how many cells making up your body were there when you were born? an... : GloriousCow
  • Interestingly enough, most of the cells that people would agree make you yourself (the neurons that make ... : foster789
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    Not your brainz. After the age of, oh, about 14 or so there are (according to various sources) no new br... : bipolar
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      but lots of mine have died since I was 14! : Degenerate
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        Never to be replaced :o : bipolar
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          I can just eat a couple dicarded fetuses and get them back. : Degenerate
          • Degenerate = fetus vampire : Era5er
          • Worked for Superman! : butch_toenail
• This question is posed somewhat differently in the book Fuzzy Logic. If you have a famous ship set up in... : bipolar
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  if that was true, i'm still running a dell pentium 200. : trick
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    i'm running a celeron 333A!! : karl hungus
    • 486 dx2 50 here : qrenton
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    I replaced the final piece of my 386 SX/30 recently. I had kept the same floppy drive all the way through... : dafragsta
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      not even screws? : Morgin
      • Well, if you must be technical. : dafragsta
• It's the same axe... only different. : mrtony
• If an axe is alone in the forest noone can hear the trees scream. : indeego
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  the answer is no. the word replacement means original parts are no longer there... now if you take a roll... : Downforce
  • if you replace a tire on your car is it a new car? : qrenton
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    Yet all the materials in the human body are replaced over a few years. Does this mean I'm not the same p... : mrtony
    • someone needs to read the rest of the thread! : ermac
  • But in terms of abstract objects, isn't it still "the axe" to you? When you go to get "the axe", you are... : c0bra
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  Of course not. Once you replace one part, it's not the same axe. : EvilDolemite
  • I would say that it is not maximally the "same" axe but it is still "the axe". Also, wouldn't determin... : c0bra
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  It's a fucking axe. : spl
  • ^^ I like this answer : ratman
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  obviously not, once you get rid of the 2 original pieces (blade and handle) it is no longer the axe that ... : Saq Johnson
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    Lets say I have a car and over the period of 20 years I slowly replace the original parts with new ones t... : c0bra
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      It doesn't matter. Distinguishing between "old" and "new" is pointless, and something that only exists in... : SatansFist
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        It does matter, that's the whole point of the discussion! To be able to differentiate between old and ne... : c0bra
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          But its not changing anything. It being called "old" or "new" means nothing. Nothing is different when yo... : SatansFist
          • It's different in your determination of it. It's all a matter of perception and as we rely rather heavil... : c0bra
      • correct! you win an axe! : revinant
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  Think about this: In the Startrek universe, the transporter deconstructs a person, sends the data to ano... : Nighteyes
  • Who knows? It's fiction for a reason. : c0bra
  • See... I always wondered that too. How do you know you don't die each time, and that it's not excrutiatin... : dafragsta
  • Rogue Mooned : freqq28
  • There was one time where the transporter beam got split and there were two Rikers. That was deep. : GloriousCow
  • It sends the matter too. How else could they beam down to the surface of a planet? : boolean
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  no, its a new ax : thetangent
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    Was it a new axe after you replaced just the handle? : c0bra
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      it was a new axe handle : trick
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        Right, but was the axe as an object changed completely? Or was it simply the same axe with a part replac... : c0bra
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          it is an axe with a new handle. i understand the question, but my point is it's semantics. if i get a... : trick
          • Again this was discussed earler in the thread and it was said that you are never at any point completely ... : c0bra
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  No one will reply to me :( : c0bra
  • *replied* There, you happy now? : edlin
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  How's this... your body degenerates but each cell is replaced... your liver is replaced every 3 months, y... : cap n KRUNCH
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    This was discussed earlier in the thread. If you want to go in further and ask if a heart that is regene : c0bra
    • similarly, if all your cells are replaced over the course of 10 years (not scientifically accurate, I'm j : Supine
    • just got home from work, hadnt read the whole thread. anyway sounds reasonable to me. it is a pretty g... : cap n KRUNCH
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  No. New parts means different whole, even if it's the same type, it's not the one you started with. What ... : pointingdevice
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    Yea, this was pretty much my point. : c0bra
    • Right, the moral of the story here is to focus on the important aspects of the situation, like me and c0b... : pointingdevice
• If you're using an axe so much that parts of it need to be replaced, maybe you should just get a chainsaw... : Portax
• the new handle knew the old blade, and so by transitivity, the new blade knows the old blade, and the who... : vodor
• This is about identity. http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/identity what follows is my opinion... Identi... : darweidu
• Look, if you take this argument to its logical conclusion, then "the axe" is not even the same axe you bo... : Dr. Nick
• Yes, it is the same axe. : alacious
• make a copy of a text file, delete the old one, is it the same file? : gibmiser

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• hola : ^-SeaWolf-^
• moo : CoRDS
• meow : carnivore
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  and I suppose im not welcome... : Str8Dog
  • no, you're fine, as long as it doesn't pull your whole public mesh in with you. I don't have anything ag... : Zero|DPX
• This won't work. Why go through the effort? : indeego
• hi there : DapperDan
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  The only way to do this is by setting up access control in WASTE using IP addresses. These are stored at ... : diehlr
  • No, if people would not auto-accept public keys. : MeenMunky
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    If the IP and network name only get sent via shackmsg, then only the people who are interested enough to ... : Zero|DPX
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      so when should we expcet to get shackmsg'd? : ^-SeaWolf-^
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        you should have already, didn't you get one? (Actually you personally should have gotten 2) : Zero|DPX
        • nope, none : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      given even Ashkie's server postings are abused quite rapidly now after he asks people not to, again, it o : indeego
      • Exactly. And the amount of effort required to redo the entire WASTE network is much greater than ashkie s... : diehlr
• What up! :) : Hizzow
• Hit me. My key is in my profile. : Draugluin
• reply : Era5er
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  dc++ : Zibro
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    This man might have a point. Centralized access control might be the best way for a medium sized group of... : diehlr
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      But doesn't that have responsibility implications when it comes to the RIAA, etc? : c0bra
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        Maybe. But I think if a member of the RIAA were intent on joining any shack file sharing group, they'd be... : diehlr
        • Im interested, putting key in profile now... : xenoeye
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  i'm interested... i'll be waiting for the shackmsg : digibouti
  • yeah.... no : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  OK, I sent shackmsgs to everyone in this thread who expressed interest so far. No one's connected yet, i... : Zero|DPX
  • please msg me the info, thanks : bigblack
• hook me up... key is in my profile : mrtony
• hmm, no luck yet. Someone who is not firewalled please post your IP! And remember to use the network na... : Zero|DPX
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  Can you keep your original shack waste hosts file intact and just change your group name to something pri... : diehlr
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    I dunno about leaving the hosts on or not. It might work, but I deleted mine to be safe... : Zero|DPX
    • I'm just saying, it would mean a lot less effort for everyone. Also, it would be easier to manage in the ... : diehlr
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  HERE'S SOME OTHER IPs TO TRY since no one has connected to me yet: 4.60.9.3 24.160.82.169 208.187.21... : Zero|DPX
  • If any of you connect to each other post your ips please : Zero|DPX
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    BF1942 ON ASHKIES NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW ph34r my 250 australian ping : CoRDS
    • okey dokey : drucifer
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    I see my ip in there and im not home right now and i dont auto accept, will be home in 30 minutes or so : bigblack
    • its the 4.60 one : bigblack
• I want in, I have some very special files :) : Phreakin
• gimmie gimmie :) : nyranger66
• OK, well, I'm still not getting anywhere... I'm gonna leave things up and go home, someone else can take ... : Zero|DPX
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  where can I download this magic stuff? : enigmatic
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    My brand spankin' new key: WASTE_PUBLIC_KEY 20 1536 enigmatic CCB116B49C50642CA5239083DE4AD01700732... : enigmatic
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      I see people trying to connect but nothing happening. Any ideas? : Phreakin
      • It usually means you don't have each other's keys. : Kenshin_
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        did you add me? : enigmatic
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          Yes, I added you in Preferences-->Public Keys Is that right? : Phreakin
          • yup, now, msg me your key! : enigmatic
      • Does the person being initially connected to have to have waste configured to route traffic? : diehlr
• ok, just connect to 66.218.239.136 : Phreakin
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  Is this group up and running? : diehlr
  • Well, nobody could connect so I would assume no. Anyone have another one running besides me? : Phreakin
• Help, I'm too stupid to understand what you mean! : phreakshow
• Wow, this turned out well didn't it? : Phreakin
• Ok, I'm keeping this up for about 5 more minutes unless someone has some ideas. : Phreakin
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  ok, my key is in my profile. Now everyone join!!! : Phreakin
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    As a side note, you must send me your key : Phreakin
    • dammit, i guess i'm too late : trick
• Key's in profile... : thief

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  When I date girls younger than me, I feel like I talk down to them. The solution would be to date girl... : Morgin
  • dont talk. : Degenerate
  • What seems to be the problem? : leseid
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    What seems to be the problem? : fluke
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      Shes just finishing high school, and I've already done that like 2 years ago. I feel like sometimes we ar... : Morgin
      • Hahahahahaha!! A winner is you. : leseid
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        they are dumb! often useless.... find a way to screen them. : Almighty Tallest
        • its the drama dammit. I hate drama. : Morgin
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        I dont' know about pure intelligence, but on a maturity level, you are on two different playing fields. ... : freshview
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          Find a car yet? : Morgin
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            nah, I think I'm going to wait to see if I actually need a car.. right now I can just take the bus and it... : freshview
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              I had the tr6 out today :) Was out driving with the top down, every stoplight "HEY DUDE NICE CAR". Pre... : Morgin
              • man, STFU :-P I just couldn't deal with the touchy clutch and no power steering on the TR7 I was testi... : freshview
  • ......less than a 2 year age difference is inconsequential : thetangent
  • I was the exact same way until I was around 24 and started dating 21+ year olds. : johnny rotten
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    i can see that happening, since you are still young. One year at college is like living years in terms o... : alcueso
    • I always used to make fun of the guys who were in 2nd or 3rd year university and still dating high school... : Morgin
  • I'm older than my girlfriend... by 9 days : Tawler
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  i don't seem to need any advice. is this normal? what should i do? : karl hungus
  • Go have sex with a minor while on drugs. Problem solved. : Era5er
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    thank god you dont have a major problem. there are peeps with real problems (scary ones too) enjoy it... : alcueso
    • even then i don't think i'd ask advice on the shack. : karl hungus
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  There's no real easy way to talk about this so I'll just let what comes to my mind blurt out... forgive m... : Cpt. Baseballbat
  • BALEETED!!! : leseid
  • There is a reason anon posting was cut back :( : Morgin
  • this kind of stuff only happens in porn.... : thetangent
  • klerck? : c0bra
  • I LOVE anons : darweidu
  • is this from one of those incest sites? : vassili_zaitsev
  • basically, you all are going to need some professional help to get though this. Not only to resolve the ... : alcueso
  • SA quality post : vodor
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    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=d1983de0b8744267b92d907778a5d07b&threadid=542804&perpag... : Maarten Goldstein
    • i thought it was fake : carnivore
    • Owned by Maarten. : c0bra
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      haha, hey about that : vodor
      • +how : vodor
    • had that bookmarked, eh? : GloriousCow
    • thank you kind sir : alcueso
  • obviously you need to murder your father and marry your mother. : trick
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  How do I make girls love me? Sex is optional, but prefered. : strandgeck
  • Chloroform. : leseid
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    hard work...very hard work. Its hard to get GIRLS to love you, but to get the one girl to love you, you ... : alcueso
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      I disagree, you don't have to do those things. What you have to do for a girl to love you is to find your... : futant
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        but what if she lives in Uganda? No, Seriously, I agree with this. My wife and I just... I dunno, f... : freshview
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          Yeah, pretty much the same with me and my bf. After meeting a few times we were both totally interested i... : futant
          • of course I had to go to Uganda.... : freshview
          • ok...i dont know what im talking about....=( : alcueso
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        Yes. Just be yourself. The right girl will love you for who you are].* It's that simple. Just being with : edlin
        • Yeah, I notice alot of guys here worry too much and overanalyse what's going on. You just need to chill, ... : futant
        • Oh, and there is a corrolary. If a girl doesn't like/love you for who you are... no matter how much yo... : freshview
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      "Make sure you are smart, sensitive, funny, clever, hot, confident, not obnixous, and not to big a nerd. ... : thetangent
      • just be yourself...i guess i forgot to mention that...i usualy do, sorta... : alcueso
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  I've been looking for the meaning of life for about a week now, but no luck. Can you recommend any websi... : KungFuKenobi
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    http://www.the-meaning-of--life.com/ ? : c0bra
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      /me gags : thetangent
      • Blame Google, not me. : c0bra
  • nope....a whole week huh?? it can take a lifetime to understand life and by the time you do, you die. ... : alcueso
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  alcueso, what gave you this idea, to do some shackhelp? Just wondering. :) : angelparadox
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    hey female shacker. Are you more comfortable dating older guys, guys your age, or younger guys. : Morgin
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      Well, that would have to be around my age. Why do you ask? : angelparadox
      • YOU MEAN IF THEY'RE HUNG LIKE A BULL, LOLZ : tomservo
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        He just wants some advice on dating guys. : leseid
        • Ah, okay. : angelparadox
      • trying to figure out if it normal for me to be kinda "hmm" dating a younger girl. I shouldn't, cause i... : Morgin
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    In october, a shacker by the name of burrito gave me some really good advice about law school. He laid i : alcueso
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      Why move to downtown and not one of the nicer 'burbs? I wasn't a big fan of downtown but the area my rel... : c0bra
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        i'm not sure what he means by 'downtown' but places like belmont area and wicker park or whatever are nic... : trick
        • I agree with you there. We tried to drive out of the city Christmas Eve during rush hour and it took nea... : c0bra
      • i already live in a nice burb, called shcaumburg, but to get to the school im going to (Depaul) i have to... : alcueso
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  You need some advice alcueso? : leseid
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    Yeah.. I need to find people who are interested in obtaining commerical fiancining (loans and junk for b... : alcueso
    • 1) spam -- lots of spam 2) http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=xvdl : leseid
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  i seem to have some sort of ego problem, because sometimes when this one guy tries to give a bunch of ran... : vodor
  • hahaahah I felt that way too. Then I realized I wouldn't answer people's questions, 'cause... fu... : freshview
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    if you think you can offer better advice, go right ahead....he may have even specifally said something li... : alcueso
    • please do >:( : vodor
  • That's nothing compared to my ego problem. I see all those pathetic average people asking advice about th... : leseid
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    I read that as "eggo" and thought you had problems with waffles :P : thetangent
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      that's funny, because: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7662982 : vodor
      • ROOFLES :) : thetangent
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7570005 : The Enemy Within
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    Snakula sums it up pretty good, but i would like to add one more thing. Have you ever addressed the issu... : alcueso
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      yeah we've tried. shes in debt. LOTS of debt. and I'm not, so its frustrating to be to pay for EVERYTHING... : The Enemy Within
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        i see....let me pose a situation to you. If you got married to someone, anyone, even if its not her, and... : alcueso
        • if she's willing to take responsibility for her debt and try to contribute as much as she can, then maybe... : freshview
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  my problem http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7664919 : HeXoN
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    You're 19 years old. You should be able to do whatever the fuck you want. That said, if you're depe... : freshview
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      yeah but since he lives there they call the shots. : Morgin
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        hence: That said, if you're depending on them for money/food/shelter, then you have to listen to them. : freshview
        • shove it bus man! ;) : Morgin
  • well would you where a helmet all the time?? and long pant and long shirt all the time?? And would your ... : alcueso
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  Yes Please - http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7665113 : Grandmoff
  • that's a tough one. That seems to be pretty much the deal with car rental places, 25 or bend over... I k... : freshview
  • slammy has a good idea...get some one else to rent it and see if they can include you as an insured drive... : alcueso
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  I know this is probably the worst place to talk about this, but a lot of times through the thick of the f : Mr.Fusion
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    well.. jeez. How old is she? Is this against the law at all? man, I know nothing about this type... : freshview
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      thanks for passing the buck to me. : alcueso
      • anytime, just ask. not sure if I believe it though... : freshview
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    Got a picture of her? : voodooraze
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      yeah it's in that thread somewhere : Mr.Fusion
      • thats a lot of pages to sift through....linkage? : thetangent
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    Im sorry, but i dont wanna answer. I dont know if its you with this problem or someone else. if its you... : alcueso
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      it is. it was posted on the tribalwars forum, and linked here a bit ago. : vodor
      • maybe I'm just a bad person but some of thsoe responses are hilarious. : freshview
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      Yeah it's not me or anything, but it IS an interesting topic of debate. I am curious as to what you would... : Mr.Fusion
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        I don't think its necessarily bad, and I think a lot of those asshats on tribalwar were overreacting. Its... : thetangent
        • btw.. this is NOT my problem.. just an unfortunate guy on tribal war forums.. but anyway.. this is a quot... : Mr.Fusion
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        seems to me he started off by taking advantage of her. He said she lacks the social graces of knowing wh... : alcueso
        • yeah good point.. im curious whether it is legally rape or not.. but i guess that is an issue that depend... : Mr.Fusion
  • Owned by EARLIER IN THIS SAME THREAD : Zero|DPX
• Nobody wants to help me create some graphics to make my website look better. :( http://users.adelphia.... : Optimus Prime
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  I want to become a professional video game reviewer (slash writer, but I can develop that in the meantime... : slax0r
  • start off by using the shack...Develop great reviews for games you played. And keep track of them, make ... : alcueso

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• We all live in the yellow submarine!.... except... not really submarine...ish... yea. : TheNiXXeD
• We're all living on a yellow decommissioned aircraft carrier? At least we didn't invent britpop. : leseid
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  we'd run out of fuel :( and who's gonna run a dirty oily XBOX sized engine? : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • Did you say dirtbox? We could plow it in shifts. : leseid
  • Roushimsx does that stuff I think. : geedeck
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    We could just run it aground at some remote sound or something : smdever
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      how about we just park it in the mediteranian. we'd be in nice weather all the time, and we wouldnt' hav... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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        Dude, we'd travel the world. Venger would finally get his visit to Japan! : geedeck
        • i dont' trust any of you fuckers to drive. like chow yun cat said, bf1942 as a reference we'd be beached... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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          My God. Vantage would force us to invade Istanbul. : Fyunch Click
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            good christ, we'd have the turks, the egyptians, the greeks and the israelis on our ass. And prolly the ... : Kaiser
            • Yeah we better buy some kind of cloaking device so they can't find us : smdever
            • Somehow I don't think porn and poop would keep them from sinking us. :( : Fyunch Click
            • Nonsense! As a leading force in New Byzantium, Greece would regain all of its former glory! Greek would... : Vantage
    • Stranded on a remote sound in an empty yellow aircraft carrier with a few thousand men and about 14 women... : leseid
• That would be fucking cool, we most def need a bung hole in it though. : smdever
• Only if I can drive. : filtersweep
• i dont want any plane whores on that boat. CAP THE FLAG DAMMIT!!! : fatbeaner
• Using the launch catapult would bring nuking to a whole new level. : Fyunch Click
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  Holy shit yes. Although Flight Deck crewmen would probably have a short life expectancy. : Kaiser
  • Hey, go long /throws football AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <sploosh> oops : acheron
  • we could use the net they use to stop the planes for saving fallen shackers or to fish for food (we wou... : rookieone
• if BF1942 showed me anything, it's that shackers can't drive for peanuts. That thing would be grounded so : ChowYunCat
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  I am seriously lol'ing. : acheron
  • hellyeah, this thread is gold : rookieone
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  it could be its own country, all US Carriers are soverign land so if they park off the coast somewhere, t... : multisync
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    We better have a nice hydroponic garden in the lower decks then. : smdever
    • Shit, just park it off the Dutch coast. : Fyunch Click
• how's Aveil doing? : warren
• as long as some female shackers tag along : fluke
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  need it to be nucler powered : nyranger66
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    Some knucklehead would cause a meltdown trying to make macaroni an cheese on the reactor. : Kaiser
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      Thought the radiation might make it bigger. :( : geedeck
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        We still need a reactor. imagine 1000 shackers, all having AT LEAST 2 computers each running at all times... : lapskaus
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          I'll provide the horsepower and generators. The boat will be FAST :D : Downforce
          • I'll hot box the captains quaters : smdever
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            I know, we attach hydrofoils! We could be anywhere in 45 minutes! : Fyunch Click
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              as long as someone provides beer/nachos/chicks/coffee , I'll get us where we need to go without delay! ... : Downforce
              • Nachos?!? I am SO THERE! : edlin
              • "So, me and a few friends are having a party on our boat..." : lapskaus
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              We need a TYPE R sticker also : smdever
              • no problem I have about 6 billion unused stickers. Summit Racing Teins Tanabe HKS Greddy MSD Igni... : Downforce
        • Additonally we will need to park next a country willing to let us string fiber optic cable out to the shi... : acheron
        • Read the description, if 2500Kilowatts can't do for all the equipment then we're fucked anyway. : Fyunch Click
• ok so if we all make stupid videos of ourselves and send it over the intarweb maybe xvdl will send us all... : multisync
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  Shit. Fuck. I just realized something. Fuck all of you for running XVDL off! We're that close to great... : geedeck
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7663845 : smdever
• HWM Cockboat -- steady as she plows! : leseid
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  I WANT I WANT, imagine the LAN parties, I getta be network engineer!!! : lobo_ca
  • OHNOS MY COMPUTAR SI NOT WERKING IS IT WIN95 OR BECAUSE I INSTALLED TEH GATOR ?? : rookieone
• If all of us sold all our games and stuff, we could probably afford the damn thing. That's a scary though... : lapskaus
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  I swear I wish someone were serious about the "shackhouse." It would be fun and an interesting experimen... : princessjeni
  • voyeurshack.com : Kaiser
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    im unbearble to live with. six hours and one of us will be dead. : fatbeaner
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      that just weeds out the pussys. :) : princessjeni
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        i bet you got a collection of your ex-roomates' heads in the basement that your husband doesnt know about... : fatbeaner
        • hehe, nope he knows about 'em. :) : princessjeni
    • It'd be you, females would have priority. : Fyunch Click
    • Thats natural selection at work. : Degenerate
  • I'll remember that when I retire and buy a bigger house. Every single woman that posts here can live with : zakk
  • Maybe we should do it but become incorporated or something so we can benefit from Tax cuts and stuff : smdever
  • get adversiting support to pay for rent + broadband and i'm there. cover the house in webcams or somethi... : trick
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  lets pitch the idea to tv networks as a new reality show. : eghartman
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    We arn't pretty enough for reality TV :( Well not me anyway : smdever
    • I dont know. I remember that picture of you in the blue wig! : Degenerate
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      Thats the hook. They get a bunch of playmates on there with us and see how long it takes them to get des... : eghartman
      • ^^ Hahah, I like this idea... : Nullzero
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      on G4TV we'll all be dead secxy : trick
      • PERFECT!!!!! Where's Viscid when we need him!! :) : princessjeni
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      That's okay, there has got to be a huge geek market out there. The nerd market is a good market. We shoul... : futant
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        Yeah we could have Bruce Campbell host it and have anime costume balls every night : smdever
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          So no Dognose and a bunch of furries? /runs screaming.... : Fyunch Click
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            Oh yeah we better find a new Dognose friendly host.. : smdever
            • georgeb3dr : trick
        • lmao Exactly. That show would be a hit. : futant
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    What? Shackship: Guess who doesn't fap tonight? next on Fox. : Fyunch Click
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      SOmebodys PENIF has a sore on it THE AWNSER WILL SHOCK YOU : smdever
      • WIlL THE CAT BE EATEN? THE DIRTBOX PLOWN? WATCH TO FIND OUT! : lapskaus
      • Who on the ship would rather game than fuck? You may be suprised! : Fyunch Click
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      2000 men, four women on a ship. I give it two days before everyone is dead. : acheron
      • Meh.. the average shacker's sex drive is so surpressed that we'd still be alive after ten years : lapskaus
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  omg. *SCIENTOLOGY'D* : karl hungus
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    I never understood the least bit about scientology. Please expand your e-penis towards me. : leseid
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      http://www.xenu.net/ : karl hungus
      • particularly: http://www.xenu.net/archive/so/ : karl hungus
• You left out the hookers : diehlr
• xvdl, you up for it? come out of hiding and buy this... to get on you must make stupid videos of yourse... : khaosman
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  HOLY SHIT - thats like right out of Snow Crash! I'd join you guys! Except, don't paint it yellow - leave... : thetangent
  • the Raft : das_runt

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• you're gonna die eventually : multisync
• no, you will die. : das_runt
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  I'm dying to learn to ride a motorcycle, but my mom and SF don't seem to agree. : princessjeni
  • Its the devil's game, I dont want you playing with the demons : SatansFist
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  tell them more people die in cars : drucifer
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    that's only because there are more cars.. and cars hold more ppl.. and because they just won't listen whe... : das_runt
    • shhhhhhhh : drucifer
• UR FUCKEN DEAD : pinkeye
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  They're being parents. You can try to remind them that you could still die in a car or walking on a sidew... : pointingdevice
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    they say if i still want one when i'm 25 i can get it... thats 5 years away!!!! and i'm hella responsibl... : HeXoN
    • ANY? I seem to remember...... : Morgin
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      Right, but they're PARENTS. That's why your argument is futile. Then again, you could always just buy you... : pointingdevice
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        i think i get kicked out of the house if I do that.. and i don't have a job right now : HeXoN
        • you can always live with me and be a slug. lol... but you'd die if you got a bike... : Almighty Tallest
        • Right, I'm not saying go out and buy one now, I mean when you get a job, start making money, etc... I dun... : pointingdevice
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      At 20, parents telling you what to do is sketchy, but still acceptable. At 25, no way. : EvilDolemite
      • I think if you are still living with them they get to have some say. But you shouldnt be living with t... : Morgin
• get a tatto of a skull and crossbones, with a ribbon that says "Mom". then get a motorcycle. : karl hungus
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  how old are you? : malloc
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    20 : HeXoN
    • what time is your bedtime? : GloriousCow
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      then you are old enough to make your own decisions. : malloc
      • if he's old enough to pay for the motorcycle himself... : vodor
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  Motorcycles are cool. Do what you'd want to. : angelparadox
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    Yes and make sure that your dick drives all of your decision making. : lobo_ca
    • Um...or not. : angelparadox
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  as soon as i am 18 --- hayabusa baby... : d0pamine
  • now that will get you killed. : malloc
  • haha what a piece of shit : multisync
• if you still live with your parents, its their rules. having a rift between parents is a bad idea. be ... : cap n KRUNCH
• if your paying the whole thing and willing to accept the "i told you sos" when they staple your skin back... : ghost in my shell
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  Iv'e had 3 I loved them. Get one but don't die. : noxv1
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    parents seem to think its cars that kill motorcyclists.. I think its people goofing off on motorcycles th... : HeXoN
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      it is cars that kill ppl on bikes. when a car screws up, you lose. the ones screwin around on bikes die a... : epit
      • Err weird misreply IAWTP : noxv1
    • O yeah? get one then tell me. :D When you see a cell talkin,kid grabbin SUV momma next to you at high spe... : noxv1
    • It really is dumbasses in cars that you have to watch out for. I'm a cautious driver(from motorcycle wrec : Duke Nukem Forever
• Their real concern is that you'll look like a homosexual; todays society prohibits them from expressing t... : I Will Destroy You
• If I had a son that was still under my control, I wouldn't let him get one either. : edgewise
• I love the idea of motorcycles, but I would never trust the other people sharing the same road. As a pare... : ChowYunCat
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  just think about it rationally. Your unprotected body with be moving at 60mph. Does this sound like a g... : revinant
  • Those "silly helmets" safe hundreds of people each year and if you arn't protecting the rest of your body... : Cpt. Baseballbat
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  they are just being parents with that said i think the risk of you getting hurt on a crotch rocket is... : -=kodiak=-
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    And you say this on what basis? How many people on cruisers wear proper gear? Like 20% maybe? I hardly e... : WickedR6
    • I agree with you most of the time but that reminded me that I saw this black guy on a sport the other nig... : Degenerate
    • the cruiser guys are always in front of the bars :( thats bad news on a bike (let alone a car) : malloc
• shoot the hostage : fatman
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  just use iddqd : sexninja
  • idkfa owns you : boolean
• You need to go look at some motorcycle accident pics, like the ones where half the dudes face is ripped o... : ovrlrd
• I wouldn't ride a motorcycle. My granddad took a chunk out of his left leg b/c of a wreck, and he rode f... : wunderbred
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  umm if you get in an accident over 90 percent you will die or get major injuries. : Rageaholic
  • Where exactly did you get the 90%? : Degenerate
  • *cough*BS*cough* : WickedR6
• heh i was driving down the interstate to work, and the other side was almost empty - going into the city ... : esky