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• The first rule of Jazz Club is: ....Learn your scales. : Bakelite
• We're a ja.zz club! KEKEKEKE : NukeDukem

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• Yes, very wrong. : D45hiz
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  Where'd your other eye goat? <-- Slip : iamgoat
  • someone punched her in the face for saying it : davislovestacobell
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  OMG KEANU REEVES IS NEO? : fsck
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    OMG IF U SCRAMBLE "NEO" U GET "ONE." OMG?! : My Documents
    • Whoa. : pullmyfinger
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      LOL IF YOU SCRAMBLE "MY DOCUMENTS" YOU GET SHUT THE FUCK UP. : vodor
      • Comedy MS Nut : leseid
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        My Cunt Demos : leseid
        • I couldn't help but laugh at this. : Ryoko
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        Oh? vodor, going forward, could you please not reply to my posts? Really. I know you've had a distaste ... : My Documents
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          there's nothing i can say to this : vodor
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            if you can't say anything nice.. : draconic
            • that's not it at all, obviously. : vodor
• Oh so very right! I hate the matrix... a lot... : Twztd
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  Meh. It's got more than your standard action movie. I applaud them for trying. : lazarusb
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    .] = wink. :[ : My Documents
    • Learn something new everyday... : lazarusb

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  Are you gonna slave the one HD to the other? If so I would think the 7200 should be the master, and the 5... : UTSD3DSUCKS
  • ^^correct. this is what i would recommend. : BongSlayerB@work

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  pshaw, 4 in hand > * : land
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    bullshit, i have a relatively thin neck. when i wear really nice ties the 4-in-hand makes a knot that's s... : Dante
    • You = Pencil Neck ? : rasputinreborn
• gl with the job interview you stud : *metal*
• Omg even more emberassing (funny?) for me is that I have the exact same diagram from that exact same webs... : MatthewPhillips
• Half-Windsor rulez! Pwnd by teh Half-Windsor! : Zakko
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  Full windsor looks best with a thinner tie. Also prevents the tie from twisting. : Fyunch Click
  • I usually do it like that Half Windsor diagram, just minus one loop. Looks fine. : node
  • yea I usually go with a full windsor too eh but thats prolly because its the only type I knew how to t... : halfway
• Fraiser'd : Bakelite

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  Yeah, but he gave Glitter FOUR stars... : V0lk
  • Or 2 : majestik
• It is pretty awesome. Can't wait for revolutions. : Trilinear

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  someone has to have a suggestion : halfway
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    Cgywin, remember free is going to mean somewhat cryptic manual, but.... : UTSD3DSUCKS
    • Actaully lcc is probably better if this is for non-profit use http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~lcc-win32/ : UTSD3DSUCKS
• Borland Compiler? : personaljesus
• www.mingw.org : Saq Johnson

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  ls -lh might do it. : electric_monk
  • nope :( : personaljesus
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  start running windows : oldschoolbob-o
  • start running. : electric_monk
• deja vu : Trilinear
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  man du : Tissen
  • yeah that worked ,thanks du -sm <directory name> : personaljesus

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• I want this one: http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=PF006A : xocsida
• That looks like a hell of a sweet model. Not bad for 50 bucks either. Wonder if I can find one in the UK.... : node
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  the texturing is so bland and flat. he looks like plastic. :( : pupismyname
  • Well IT IS a new Doom 3 charcater. : majestik
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  Dammit, I need one of these bad. But a) Not available anywhere in the uk b) Sold out already since they o... : node
  • ebay it man... :) : g0nk
• I was sad when Captain Kirk killed Boba Fett. : V0lk

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• THIRTY MILLION FUCKING DEUTSCHMARKS BOB : TastyWheat

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  i'll be seeing it 29 hours from now! : jrsX
  • Sunday morning here, my perception of how to see the X-men2 went so well, only half the theater showed up... : UTSD3DSUCKS
  • 25:09 from now for me... : electric_monk
  • 15 hours SUCKERS!!! : flyingaardvark
  • i think i can see it in 12.5 hours. : Jerry C
• NEO DIES!!! : locobastard
• hmmmm, just dont cruise ER tonight or untill you see it? like hit the little "x" when 12:30am roles arou... : Jerry C
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  I'll just say one last thing. There's a trailer for revolutions after the credits. That is, if you can ... : Trilinear
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    ^^ this is the sort of post that is good. thanks man, will do. : electric_monk
    • I'm serious tho. IF you can tolerate the credits. Christ, I think there's more people listed in them th... : Trilinear

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  A word on the controls: There's a punch and a kick button. This actuallly works out for the best, becau... : Rotten Deadite
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    Yeah? Sounds sweet, glad the fighting is all that, the rest doesn't matter as far as I'm concerned. : node
    • You can almost get by without shooting a single firearm. Sometimes enemies get placed at the end of a ha... : Rotten Deadite
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    sounds like it's better than i gave it credit for. : Dante
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      I was expecting an average game. I was stunned. Hopefully it won't start to suck later. : Rotten Deadite
      • Wait... does this mean it doesn't suck? : TastyWheat
  • Sounds cool, both the combat and that hacking thing, very interesting. : nomaad

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• you will die. I hated that demo. : cryptical

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• i can land everything well except for the harriers. : electric_monk
• i love manning the gunner...GET SOME...YEH, GET SOME!!! : davislovestacobell
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  "Fly? Yes. Land? No." : slax0r
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    I'm sorry son. They got us. : Caboose
    • "Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!" : Rotten Deadite
  • No u :( : land
• I'm jack of all trades... I'll land on a dime : HeXoN
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  hey morgin my new comp is working awesome, ill be able to play BF with ya when i get the game :D do you ... : MONGOLOID
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    nah neither of us do : HeXoN
    • ok cool, 70 bucks for it is pretty obscene though : MONGOLOID
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  Speaking of flying, http://80.232.1.22/apache_hoover_in_hangar.mpeg .. : timm
  • damn, how'd you learn to fly like that? i can't figure out the apache at all. was it updated in .3? i... : Dante
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  if you are good at flying then there is no need to land ever ! Just stay away from the Balckhawk in that ... : rookieone
  • except to pick guys up : Merconium
• The whole ... look its water ... we are pretty fucking close to the water ... landing strip anytime now .... : kanix
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  just bail out and let it slam into a building : Degenerate
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    http://climbatizeut.users.btopenworld.com/senseofhumour.gif : UTSD3DSUCKS
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      HAHAHAHAHoh god thats funny! actually I wasnt trying to be funny : Degenerate
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        In that case, I hope your in the building when it happens you POS. : UTSD3DSUCKS
        • Correction: your should be you're : UTSD3DSUCKS
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          dude, we're talking about getting out of a plane in Desert Combat. Lighten up. : Degenerate
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            Though DC meant Washington, my apolagies...... : UTSD3DSUCKS
            • 's ok. I figured thats what happened. : Degenerate
• Fucking national monuments...always getting in the way of a good landing. /gives Abe the finger. : xocsida
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  You shoulda seen me flying with ^-Seawolf-^ last night. I flew prolly 12 sorties in the same Apache befo... : lordlobo
  • real men land the a10 on the hanger : halfway
• My ping to Ashkie's is now around 250, up from it's previous average of 50. So I basically can't play th... : UtilityMaximizer
• ATTN: TERRORISTS : snuff

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  a proxy ? What kind of shitty ISP is that ? : rookieone
  • Road Runner. go figure. : Trilinear
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  Ok, so now I'm online with tech support again, and they're telling me that they, in fact, do not use prox... : Trilinear
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    Tell them they have 24 hours to figure out WTF they did to your system or your cancelling due to brech of... : UTSD3DSUCKS
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      Oh yeah, I can ping any of RR's shit. Nothing else. I'm not on a router atm. : Trilinear
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        hahah they're solution to not being able to ping anything outside their network is that my security sett... : Trilinear
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          wow. pure fucking idiots : Jerry C
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            Yeah, like having a conversation with a chatbot. Except neither funny, nor interesting. They must b... : Trilinear
            • Good luck to you :( I'd ask for someone who knows what they're doing. : Draugluin
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              if it helps you, one of my friends obviously was just on the internet, and they use roadrunner. So that ... : Jerry C
              • Yeah, I've discovered that it's not. But it's a quick patch for my problem. I'll give it until this eve... : Trilinear
              • Hmm, can you to a tracert or pathping to an outside sorce. You can probably pinpoint the source of the pr... : UTSD3DSUCKS
• DRATS! Where's our ACME ANVIL CO catalog when we need it! : majestik

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• oh, and I finished it right at 9 hours. I walked almost the entire time so I wouldnt miss any pickups on ... : Degenerate
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  I remember I picked it up used. I played it for a couple hours and it just didn't grab my attention. I ... : mp7rox
  • I got it about a year ago and played about an hour and it didnt grab me either. But somebody on here talk... : Degenerate
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  Compare it to System Shock 2 if you have played that? : UTSD3DSUCKS
  • I've never finished SS2 but I can say that its scarier than SH2. At least to me. Undying freaked me out m... : Degenerate
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  what ending did you get? : TwiLyght
  • It read Marys letter and then James followed Laura out through the cemetary. I assume they left Silent Hi : Degenerate

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  seriusly how you think? : Paranoid Android
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    polansk i think? nigga polansk for your command master zung zung daboo what u poock-me again? : UtilityMaximizer
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      UM gay yes is sure aw how i say : Paranoid Android
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        HELL NO GAYZ AGAIN? : UtilityMaximizer
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          that guy said me nono no its good!! : Paranoid Android
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            hmmm ok tanx mans really tanx help me really!!! : UtilityMaximizer
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              Crap, I just realized that both polansk and I start out a lot of our posts with "hmmm". : UtilityMaximizer
              • why is that a bad thing? :D : Paranoid Android
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                that means you are both cool : nomaad
                • i'm curious....as his english gets better, will he be as entertaining? :( : halfway

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• I blew my load yesterday watching the Doom3 and Halo2 trailers. So I'm all spent, nothing will top that. : nomaad

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• wo man! : land
• Sandy Duncan is not a man............Even if she played Peter Pan....... : UTSD3DSUCKS
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  http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ : halfway
  • He is not a man either.......Though its not a woman.....You got me, I have no fucking idea what that thin... : UTSD3DSUCKS
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  nobody gets my Robin Hood Men In Tights reference. bah. : Paranoid Android
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    oh, i think some of us sure did. We just dont like you >:( : Jerry C
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      :*( : Paranoid Android
      • i jest, i jest. I think it was laziness, rather than dislike. : Jerry C
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      Actualy I just didn't like Robin Hood men in tights.......... : UTSD3DSUCKS
      • fair enough :D : Paranoid Android

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  The potato likes to climb ladders that are laden with furry car parts with pieces of teddy bear stuffing ... : dissectional
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    Holy shit, my boss now wants to know WTF I am laughing at....... : UTSD3DSUCKS
    • AND NOW.. read it outloud to yourself : Jerry C
    • :D Hands off the wood chips with playdough fittings that smell of carpet rice cakes next month ! : dissectional
• NEW SPECIAL PRICE: $1.95 for one month! As low as $5 per month with a 1 year signup, or $6.95 for monthly... : halfway

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• the agents are already on their way. : locobastard
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  Are you using one of those 105 Key French-Canadian keyboards? Cause I want to get me one of those! : The Key
  • Currently my keyboard is the standard english 101 key but I can use it in french by switching the languag... : MrLobo

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  the stupidity of trying to ban stuff like that is beyond my comprehension. : voltron
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    yea, i dont have any problem with other people doing it, i just wouldnt do it. im so hardcore i never ... : skold
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      what every happened to moderation? no you... these damn people that need to peirce everything... HIGH : Jerry C
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        yeah and their stupidity goes bad medically they usually are able to pay their own expenses never dependi... : balaams_ass
        • Wow, that's the kind of assumption I thought only my father was capable of. Welcome to old-cranky-people-... : seven
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          and this is based on what data? because i think you're totally incorrect. : voltron
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            hmm ever heard of Hepatiti B ? : balaams_ass
            • is that a caribbean island, or what? : Dante
• it's shite my opinion : te[R]ror
• "Miller, a Democrat from Chicago's south suburbs, says he understands the notion of personal freedom. "Bu : Nighteyes

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• dude.. yer nick... : Jerry C

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  Asciii Ross? : overtoke
  • ? :confused: : slacko
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  There are about 3,000 Image to ascii conversion programs out there, try google for jpg or gif to AScii an... : UTSD3DSUCKS
  • ok thanks ;) : slacko
• i have canadian, usa, and USSR..... and all done by hand. : Jerry C

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• diamond. : electric_monk
• mithril : Merconium
• poop..obviously dont even think about it... http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=poop&db=current : Jerry C
• No piece of ass is worth giving a ring that's worth that much money to... : V0lk

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  Nvidia card? Recent NVidia drivers allow you to specify default refresh rates so that it doesn't drop to... : Vantage
  • oops, I should have said, It's a ATI 9700pro : moshman
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    If it uses DirectX you can overwrite the default DX refreshrate in dxdiag, otherwise search for any numbe... : UTSD3DSUCKS
    • thanks + yup. found this, which may be useful to other ATI owners. http://www.rage3d.com/r3dtweak/ (w... : moshman
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    Latest dets make the control panel crash. Wah. Any fix for that? I use Refreshlock, I think. : gingerninja
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      yeah, there is a fix for that control panel crash. It has to do with the language settings. There is some... : moshman
      • Excellent, thanks http://www.nord-com.net/accot.schulz/Shutters/NVidia_Tips/NVidia_Tips.html : gingerninja
• You should have included your wang in that shot! : stamps

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• *funnaaaaay mental images* : Jerry C

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• Advil {reduces the swelling} + Chloraseptic + Ricola = helpful I hope... : UTSD3DSUCKS

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  Butter on corn muffins even! : Paranoid Android
  • butter on boobies? : locobastard

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• I remember Evil Avatar mentioning this a year ago. Everyone said he was an idiot. Hmmm... : Colin Higgins
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  I don't get it. Why not just call it "The Matrix?" : Rotten Deadite
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    That's so evil... You are playing a game playing a person controling an avartar in the Matrix. Cut out ... : alias
    • The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very room. : digitalbud

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  you wnet there at 6.30am ?? Haha, you couldn't have seriously thought that ? : rookieone
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    well, it's a federal gov't position, so i assumed that they wouldn't want to work after hours. : Dante
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      that makes it funnier. : drucifer
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        of course, i'm still in full interview regalia. suit + tie, dress shoes, the works. : Dante
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          the monkey suit. : Orion
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            this is much classier than anything a monkey would wear. my other suit, though... : Dante
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              http://www.public.iastate.edu/~dnguyen/images/kevinmonkey.jpg : Orion
              • Ribs, c...r....a....c....k....i....n....g..................................... : UTSD3DSUCKS
  • that is pretty funny though. : Orion
• Thanks for sharing; that story brought a smile to my lips :) MORAN!! : inchwide
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  WTF is a moran? Is that like a Christain interpretation of the Koran or........ : UTSD3DSUCKS
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    http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/prowarprot.jpg : Dante
    • Ahh................. Thank you............. : UTSD3DSUCKS
• Use military time - no more problems : rosewood

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• The Good , The bad, and the Ugly Morning Shack! : *metal*

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  whatever browser? is that like a new one? : moe6
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    And no smarass comments like that one. : Helter Skelter
    • Hur, smart. : Helter Skelter
• Tools, Internet Options, Advanced, Multimedia, Check play animations? : Twist of Cain
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  Tools, Internet Options, Advanced, Multimedia, Check play animations? : Twist of Cain
  • I just knew it was gonna be something idiotic like that. Thanks, that fixed it. : Helter Skelter
• Tools -> Internet Options -> Advanced -> Multimedia -> Check if box is enabled on "Play Animation in Webp... : alias
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  format and reinstall : NukeDukem
  • 3DR's tech support, this could explain a few things.............. : UTSD3DSUCKS

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  http://www.shackspace.com/~drucifer@shackmail.com/sig3.jpg : drucifer
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    lol : Degenerate
    • the best part is that it's not PS'd. i have that video of triumph here somewhere. : Dante
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  http://bellsouthpwp.net/a/s/aslack/pics/warprotest.jpg : Dante
  • thanks all! : electric_monk