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  I am trying not to laugh at your pain. : darkling
  • I failed, BTW. : darkling
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  ahahahahahahhaaha sorry. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • update: Still laughing : Mad Brahmin Disease
• why are you such a loser? cause you don't look like one. what you said is something i would do. : dodob
• i feel for you, man. i really do. also.... ROFLE! : on_a_beach
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  now you can go back and find out what she was trying to say... : verbatim
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    I think she was saying "You dropped you package, numbnuts" : kingdok
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      She could have been saying "I want you so badly, numbnuts" : verbatim
      • or "I love your nervous fumbling! Please paw at my heaving busom!" :-D I'm not making fun, I feel y... : kingdok
    • this is what i thinka s well. :/ : Shadore66
    • more like "you fucking broke the retards nose!" : mega man
• your hell is the closet youre stuck inside : headcrab
• Why did you steal my life?? No, I don't want it back. : kingdok
• oh *snicker* the *teehee* shame *BUWAHAHAAH* : lilcpop
• Clumsy geek story time! I was LOLing. : matrix
• so... sad : fatalsync
• ROFFFLES : skynet
• I dont know whether to laugh or cry. Oh wait, yes I do. bwuahahahahaha! : GloriousCow
• Wow, that's like a movie script. Suckage. : edlin
• Ha ha ha, I'm trying not to laugh and frighten my officemate. : UtilityMaximizer
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  It really doesn't sound like you have anything to lose when you go back in. Besides, chicks dig Tom Hank... : dognose
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    man if you think I'm going back in there you are nuts. I'm going to pay some stranger off the street to ... : Shadore66
    • Erm, yes, ahh... I'm here to pick up shackdor's package that he dropped when your boss broke his nose... : Psychic Potato
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      A: Don't go back in, never see her again B: Go back in, get package, get strange look, never see her a... : dognose
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        I agree. Go and win one for the shack. : sm00v3d
        • And, he has to take a vidcam with him so we can live the experience with him. : dognose
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        alright, alright! I'll go back in. I do need that package anyways. I'll come back and post my results ... : Shadore66
        • Please shackmessage me a link in case it doesn't get informatived : dognose
  • ahahahaha, why did that last sentence crack me up? : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I hate days like these. : *metal*
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  Hahaha, kill yourself _now_! The Shack still loves you. : Afterglow
  • The shack will always love you. And by love I mean laugh at your pain. ;) : edlin
• lol that is a maloofitude : urbansling
• Submit that to pathetic geek stories. Seriously. : skynet
• I cry for you. Tears of laughter. : stump
• Like most of us, you will die alone. : leseid
• HAHAHAHAHAHA If that's not a joke, you have a very funny life. : Luminair
• Hahahaha oh man you are slick! At least now you have a 2nd chance when you go and get package. : Edges
• Wow. In a backwards sort of way you are a genius. I could fuck up that bad, but it would require practice... : Ben Barker
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  ok, go back with your balls hanging out of your pants and say i have to stop smoking crack right before i... : barbs
  • Best advice EVAR! : Psychic Potato
  • hahah .. my eyes are watering : strider_
• hahahahaha : diehlr
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  Go back, get the package, ask her on a date. You have nothing to lose, and she'll admire your spunk in t : Vantage
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    I agree here, you already look like a dork... maybe she finds it cute. : PantherX
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      And her hello was shaky, right? She totally wants you dude. Go for it! : Vantage
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        There is no way in the seven fires of hell I'm going back in there. : Shadore66
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          Do it! It might make for even a better story than this one. : stump
          • Besides, you're bound to get spunk in somethings face. : sullust
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          This is your chance to turn your life around! March in there, announce that you're taking her out for di... : Vantage
          • ^^ This man is so fucking correct its crazy. JUST GIVE IT A SHOT YOU ALREADY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE beside... : barbs
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            maybe if she calls and says I left my package there it might work : Shadore66
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              No no, you have to take the initiative, otherwise it won't work. You know you left your package, she kno... : Vantage
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                Holy shit you are one smooth criminal. Do you get laid as a hobby or something? : arizona bay
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                  dude, look at his post count. the man never leaves the house. : pupismyname
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                    Nonsense. I am just one of Vantage's many gorgeous shack assistants. We post for him when he's out part... : Vantage
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                      Too bad you can't cook for shit. You know your contract is up and you're out the door, right? I said,... : Kaiser
                      • Whoops! Uh, can somebody nuke that? : Vantage
              • A sketch from a comedy? Life is not like SNL. Say Sorry about yesterday, but you didn't get much sleep la... : Psychic Potato
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              nonono, call her and ask her if she likes holding your package! : Psychic Potato
              • WINNAR : Matto357
        • don't you want your package? : GloriousCow
        • This is the perfect chance for a date dude! Go back in there and say, "Being that I made a complete fool... : xocsida
• Holy shit. I thought that sort of thing only happened in sitcoms and movies! : PantherX
• i think she wants your nuts dude : sexninja
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  Why is it when you see someone in HUGE pain, the first impulse is to ROFLMFAO!!!!! sucks to be you : tominator1970
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    OK man, aside from all the "ROFLMAO L0S3R" comments which you frankly deserve I kid surely this is an exc... : node
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      Well, actually, if you don't go back she'll think you're an idiot. If you do, you'll probably both laugh ... : node
      • he won't go back, and the longer he waits the less chance of anything positive coming of it a disgrace... : halfway
• I must teach you different ways. : b00tsauce
• I think she was saying "plow me in teh dirtbox" : Matto357
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  oh my dear god I have got to bookmark this.... Sorry dude that's just too funny. You will laugh at th... : Scotty22
  • Even loud metal music on the way home coudln't buoy my spirts. :/ : Shadore66
• Do the honorable thing. Hemlock, man. : Deathlove
• I TOUGHTED : ansuble
• WINNAR!!! : sharkII
• dude you need some cheeseburger theory STAT : halfway
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  That's kind of cute. I mean, in a totally dorky nervous wreck kind of way, but you might be able to use ... : arizona bay
  • that's not "cute", it's closer to "totally fucking idiotic"! : Luminair
• oh man, I hate to laugh but that is fucking hilarious. I feel yer pain though :-D : -Panther-
• Your sir....are my HERO! : majestik
• No doubt about it, you're in, dude. Go back and knock 'em dead, killer. You're my boy, blue! : pointingdevice
• hahaha... holycow this is sitcom material. : TPSReport
• change your screen name to Jack Tripper : phlavor
• hehehe that's hillarious :) : sikander
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  Villagers demand more insignificant life stories from random shackers! : indeego
  • back in highschool i was sitting in the library with a friend who had a crush on a girl who was two years... : sikander
• stop being a pussy, get your ass in that store and demand she go out with you : Blackdawgg
• this is such a great story, and you SO HAVE TO GO BACK NOW! WE ORDER YOOOOOU : barbs
• and yes, you really should go back : sikander
• so have you went back yet? : jrsX
• Go back and get your packages Foolio, You left both of them there. Ask her to dinner while your back ther... : supaslasha
• *bump* cuz everyone needs to read this. : PantherX
• So did you ever go back and get the package? : Gary the Llama
• yikes. : cam3lt0sis
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  Hahaha, laughing at this from the future! : lazarusb
  • Me too. We should get some lotto numbers. : [fry]

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  tomservo's expectations hopes and dreams for Half-Life 2 -Another Amazing Intro. I was so blown away : tomservo
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    working hard or hardly working? : brutal
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      been typing it a little here and there since last night. it IS a slow day at work today, so I got to knoc... : tomservo
      • brutal's the work nazi, jeeeez : sixfoot6
      • agreed. I must install and play through. I have gotten half way through the game twice. Never completed i... : The Enemy Within
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    Did you just diss Jack Bauer? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      never seen that show. : tomservo
      • You truly are dead to me. : awoihjaweohr
      • omg I am sooo hooked. great show. : The Enemy Within
      • Me either. Or alias. And only a couple buffy's. I miss out on so much on the shack because of this I thin... : Chunks
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    ROTT had a whole shareware episode! I agree with most of the rest, except for the parts I didn't. : gingerninja
    • I forgot about ROTT. :) Its been a while. : tomservo
  • Kiefer Sutherland would be awesome as Gordon's voice : Draugluin
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    good post. i agree with all of it. you hit on a lot of the things that made HL single player great. th... : voltron
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      I'm kind of hoping Valve does what id is doing with MP. i.e. Worrying about singleplay for the developme... : tomservo
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        i wouldn't be surprised if they did. as long as they do it right, i can wait a little longer. i just do... : voltron
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          what if TF2 was packaged with HL2 using the same engine etc? I think I would masturbate until I was raw. : tomservo
          • i think i'd delete the TF2 directory and firebomb Valve's offices for not including DM. : voltron
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    I think HL2 needs less octopuses and piggys, and more bugs and spiders. Octotentacles are nice and eve... : Nullzero
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      I think the bullsquid characters were kind of freaky because if you got close to them, they moved fucking... : tomservo
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        Never got any of the HL expansions. Are they worth it? I just never thought an expansion could do the... : lazarusb
        • for the most part the expansions are bad ass. playing along side the marines in HL:OPFOR is neat, but rea... : tomservo
        • Definitely get Blue Shift. It comes with a model upgrade pack, as well as Opposition Force, which is a l : ThomW
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    • yeah, i think that really added to the immersion when you would pass by something you'd seen earlier and ... : voltron
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      I agree completley with every word you say. In fact, I was planning on mentioning something about "wantin... : tomservo
      • Black Mesa is nuked dude. : johnny rotten
  • I'm gay for you. : king_darius
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    I'm hoping for another long intro too, but I hear it isn't so. :( : indosauros
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      seriously one of the best game intros ever :( I'd be maximum sad if they just threw you into the action... : tomservo
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        I hope HL2 starts out with the tram ride you're taking with the MIB. He starts to explain stuff, gives yo... : edgewise
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          I hope you're on a plane to that City 17 place : Maarten Goldstein
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            OH GOD that would be awesome : tomservo
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              in my head its oh so cool :D : Maarten Goldstein
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                kinda reminiscent of the plane level in NOLF? oh man that was so brilliant. : tomservo
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                  or the helicopter opening of OpFor. : voltron
                  • I was thinking about that today. That was a definite "OH FUCK" moment when you saw the other chopper get ... : tomservo
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            city 17 place? : edgewise
            • a place called "City 17" is where Half Life 2 is gonna take place. : tomservo
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    I agree with the no F#$&ing jumping puzzles but a stealth mission is alright by me : ariakaz
    • The stealth mission where you had to ace the Nazi commanders in Return To Castle Wolfenstein was the high... : ThomW
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    Uplink demo was different from the game? : PantherX
    • yep! go download it now if you havent played! it has a little bit of everything, aliens, marines, even ... : tomservo
    • yep. and it's worth playing even if you've played through the full game. it's like a condensed version ... : voltron
    • roofles! Yes. I rmember playing the uplink demo and laughing to myself that that DEMO was alot better th... : johnny rotten
  • >> Remember when you're crawling through the ducts, and you get fired upon, and the whole venhalation sha... : sikander
  • Good post. : {Venger}
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    My name is Gordon Freeman. I am a federal agent. Tell me where the aliens are! : sheivachman
    • My name is Gordon Freeman. I was a scientest at the Black Mesa Research Facility. This is the longest day... : king_darius
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    man you're like a year too late. Try making suggestions like these when the game ISN'T already almost do... : Luminair
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      well if I was making suggestions I would've emailed this to the developer :) but devs probably only take... : tomservo
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        you're only wasting good effort not showing your comments to people who might be able to use them. Give... : Luminair
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          bah. I've always had the "what good can I do" mindset. :) my friend and I had a 4 hour discussion once a... : tomservo
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            that kind of heated passionate argument is good meat for any developer who listens. A certain number of ... : Luminair
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              do you work for Valve? :D *slides next to you* : tomservo
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                nope. But obsessive goofballs such as yourself (the ones who hang off developer coat tails and write u... : Luminair
                • good point :) well perhaps I'll send my Deus Ex thesies essays documents suggestions in : tomservo
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    Well said, and I would have to say I agree with it. I too despise stealth missions with a bloody red comm... : Entity
    • jump puzzles are bearable... like when you have to hop on the boxes that are hanging down a shaft near th... : tomservo
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      no no jump puzzles are the devil no matter what : Maarten Goldstein
      • You're probably a HUGE Tomb Raider fan then. ;) : ThomW
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        you didn't like super mario brothers? : psychobean
        • well i'm talking about FPS games here : Maarten Goldstein
    • To this day I do not understand the uproar from all the sissies about the xen levels. Ok the jumping was... : johnny rotten
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    I have no doubt they will do an amazing intro, they did one in OpFor that was pretty cool. They will cert... : nomaad
    • the got the same voice actor for the Administrator/gman. His lisp makes me wanna empty an mp5 clip into ... : johnny rotten
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    why would I want to fight the marines again, and do all of the same crap. I would rather fight alien mari... : elementZen
    • why would I want to fight the marines again... because fighting the marines fucking owns you! if HL2... : voltron
  • You got a lot of free time, don't ya? But guess thats why we're all here. : Flinz
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    the whole movie like intro has been driven into the ground by so many other shitty games now it's lost it... : -=kodiak=-
    • its time for someone to raise our expectations ;) : onyx
  • beautiful post! God damnit, now you've inspired me to play through half-life... AGAIN. :) : celerity
  • ONE HUGE *NOD* : quix
  • great post! agreed on all counts. i hope they follow your advice. : jvox
  • I was so blown away by Half-Life's intro, I even remember showing it to my mom you are the hugest nerd... : sexninja
  • Oooh, nice writeup. Makes me wanna replay HL SP again. I'm really glad that they're putting the game in s : csana
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  I still think Quake IV will be more popular than all of these. : Scotty22
  • I think the Quake series died with Quake 3. I SAID I THINK! MY OPINION NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! :) Oh and Quak... : majestik
• ok. i'm installing the original when i get home. : sixfoot6
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  Damnit servo. You're always making me reinstall old games. : lazarusb
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    yuo loves me :D : tomservo
    • I know. =( : lazarusb
    • I love you. : thekidd
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  What, still no IAWTP? ;) But, anyway, I do man, some good points there, nothing I'd disagree with. It rea... : node
  • YES Seamless level transitions will be beautiful. : tomservo
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    Level transitions werent that seamless. I remember waiting 10-15 seconds with "Loading..." in the corner... : Snifter_42
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      it was like 5-10 seconds on my P2 450MHz, 128MB RAM. WAAAAAAAAAY better than most games, including games... : voltron
      • yeah it was like 5 - 10 seconds on my P3 450 when I had 128mb now its like MAYBE 2 seconds on almost the... : tomservo

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• anyone got a download link for this mofo? my browser QT is malfunctioning : sheivachman
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  http://a772.g.akamai.net/5/772/51/a518c4ff1125bc/1a1a1aaa2198c627970773d80669d84574a8d80d3cb12453c02589f2... : oo7|bond
  • no worky! anyone else have a download link? : sheivachman
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    let's try this one... http://a772.g.akamai.net/5/772/51/a518c4ff1125bc/1a1a1aaa2198c627970773d80669d8457... : Piotyr
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      fucking quicktime...no workie : Piotyr
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        That's not the direct link. You can't just copy the URL out of the page source... unless you know the tr... : Dechter
        • thakn you~! : sheivachman
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          sweet! so to save me from doing the work, what's the trick? : Piotyr
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            is the trick putting an 'm' before the 480? : Piotyr
            • pretty much : diehlr
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              Yep, that's the trick. I meant to mention it in the eariler post but ran off to work. : Dechter
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                why the hell did QT6 break the IE plugin. stupid apple pos :( : GloriousCow
                • Uh... works fine for me, chief. : Dechter
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  Shit blows up and it has Arnold. I will see this movie and I will enjoy it. : Blackdawgg
  • I will wait for the video : Old_Fart
  • And there's nekidness. She's the first double jointed robot I've ever seen too :) : Topaz
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  Enjoy Milk™. : gegtik
  • Homo Milk? : tomservo
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  was that a big butt i saw in that trailer? : rybus
  • yah twas pretty wide load, strange. : Silent Wolf
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  Why must so many movies use that music in their trailers? It seems so out of place in this one too... : edgewise
  • you'd prefer silence? : rybus
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    the terminator music is so fucking awesome! how could you not like it? : sheivachman
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      I think he's talking about the classical piece used in the second half, and I agree, it's really getting ... : krazy_yak
      • yeah, at the second half. It's usually played during cheap horror movie trailers. : edgewise
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      that wasn't "the terminator music" was it? it sounded like that cliche'd classical piece they play all th... : edgewise
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        The one used in Jackass was "O Fortuna". I dunno what the one used in the T3 trailer is but it doesnt so... : gmd
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          It wasn't O Fortuna. But it sounds familiar... LOTR? : Kaiser
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            Yeah, the song name is "Gothic Power" by Christopher Fields & was used in a LOTR trailer. : Duke Nukem Forever
            • And is apparently impossible to find a high quality version of on the net. : bostrov
  • I have the urge to watch Excalibur. : MarksmanX
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  I don't get how its possible that Arnolds Terminator could stand a chance against all the advanced termin... : riceremloh
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    I didn't really smoke the T-1000... He got his ass kicked. : gndagger
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      but I'm saying how could he possibly survive this movie : riceremloh
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        486s are far more robust than newer processors it isnt a question of speed it is a question of surviva... : TheTick
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          also he can run and they have to chase...putting them at a disadvantage (compared to where they would be : ob3ron
          • arnie protects john, and the new terminators give chase. : Turd Ferguson
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        As I recall, he has been destroyed in every Terminator movie so far. : stygian_whisper
        • Ever heard of time travel, I mean jesus. : elementZen
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    maybe the terminators he beats up are just in the alpha stage : ansuble
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      mebbe romero is behind their A.I. : on_a_beach
      • "I can't without my buddy superfly" : TheTick
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        Even worse... I'm behind the enemy AI on this one :( : gndagger
        • unpossible! you work for blackops? saw the e3 vid... the hunter game looks nice. : on_a_beach
  • He upgraded his firmware. Things that go boom can take a Pentium 4 out easily. : MarksmanX
• at least we get to see a female walking around naked this time. Loken...I'm waiting!!! : vassili_zaitsev
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  wheres the clip of ahnuld and the coffin? : industro
  • It's in there. : Hello Kitty
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  This is definately the last Terminator movie. There isn't anything you can do anymore beyound this. : MarksmanX
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    Just like with Alien 3. And 4. : {Venger}
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      The story won't make anysense in the Terminator series if they prolonged it after T3. After Aliens 3 it ... : MarksmanX
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        Since when does hollywood need a movie to make sense for it to get made? : lazarusb
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          It has to makesense if it's from a series :P I would love to see Luke Skywalker running around in the En... : MarksmanX
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            http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7321256 The last Aliens movie didn't make any sense. : lazarusb
            • Yeah I agree :) : MarksmanX
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    Yeah. And that's how they ended the last terminator movie. And like my esteemed viking friend said, Ali... : lazarusb
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      Yeah but if you watched Terminator 1. There was more parts to be found than they showed in Terminator 2. : MarksmanX
      • They could prolong it. I always figured T3 happened because Arnie left his arm at the steel mill in T2. ... : lazarusb
• did i see Claire Danes in there? i gotta say, this trailer is looking pretty good. i like the idea of the... : Dante
• /hard i hope they do this movie right, terminator2 is a hard act to follow. : Turd Ferguson

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• They will be sexually compatible. If they truly do love each other, the rest will take care of itself. ... : Waverider
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  Hopefully she won't whip out her dick. :( : Phil
  • no, she should keep it hidden for the first 3 months, then whip it out! : edlin
  • you misspelled will ;) : MONGOLOID
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    lol. they've done *everything but have sex* as he says. Which to me makes it even more amazing. How do yo... : sixfoot6
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      more importantly, if you're gonna do all that, what's the point of being like "oh no, but we can't have i... : voltron
      • i agree. I think it started as something more, but after a while it just became a line he wouldn't cross ... : sixfoot6
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  Not a good argument :) At least, the data don't support it. There is a fairly strong correlation betwee... : bipolar
  • that's just because the people who have the will to hold on til marriage are the types who have the will ... : Dante
  • Hmmm. I don't necessarily make this connection. I believe you're seeing the product of some greater chang... : sixfoot6
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    I'd like to see this "data" : Sexpansion Pack
    • http://www.foresightcounseling.com/Counseling%20Answers/research.htm http://www.rps.psu.edu/0201/happy.h... : bipolar
  • maybe because they don't know they're having awful sex because they have no comparison? :) : GloriousCow
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    "There is a fairly strong correlation between waiting for marriage to have sex and low divorce rates. The... : monohydrate
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      So how soon until all 5 of the siblings in my family get a divorce then? Oh, and our grandparents grew... : Dobbs
      • Looks like never: What predicts divorce? "One of the best predictors of not getting a divorce," Amato : Dobbs
      • Did you by chance miss the word "correlation." Please look it up. : pharoah mike
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      this being true doesn't prove its better to wait though. it's not like waiting to have sex is going to im... : sixfoot6
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        Which is why it's a correlation and not causative. Regardless, if I had to bet one them getting a divorc... : bipolar
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          if you'd bet on divorce knowing only that fact, we have had sex before marriage and he hasn't, you're not... : sixfoot6
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            Of course more data is going to change an evaluation. But, based on only the data that couple A waited u... : bipolar
            • knowing nothing else, I'd go with that too. : sixfoot6
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  Personally I never buy a car before taking a test drive if you know what I mean. : Scotty22
  • i only buy used cars : MONGOLOID
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  I've always wondered how the wedding night would turn out for two virgins. They can't say the experience... : TwiLyght
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    It will be the best 15 seconds of the guys life and his wife will cry hersellf to sleep : smdever
    • hehehe still laughing at this haha omg : industro
  • I can tell you from experience that its pretty comedic. I managed to bang my nuts on something earlier in... : krazy_yak
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  Lord God! I only married my wife after I got her into ANAL and Multiple Partners. No way would I ha... : butch_toenail
  • you might have issues, sir. : sixfoot6
  • dude, nice..Im still trying for my threesome fuck... I came close twice on top of that. : b00tsauce
  • this post gives me hope that i will son be laid : barbs
  • lolz! : edlin
  • And I thought that stuff only went on in Penthouse Forum. :) : Waverider
• Yeah, I'm always impressed when people are able to do that... good for them. : archon
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  Not having sex until your married is kinda like growing your fingernails out really, really long. Sure, ... : filtersweep
  • I like this simile : BenMurphy
  • hahahahaha : voltron
  • Hahahah nice. : Phil
  • exactly right. : jidar
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  My fiancee and I are both virgins, we've been together for 9 years now and get married in july. We both f... : Silent Wolf
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    Thats sweet. Best of luck to you two! I hope you can figure out how to get a bra off in time for your ho : GloriousCow
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      what the hell is this bra you speak of? : Silent Wolf
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        Ah, so young, so innocent! Come sit with me for a while. I bet some of my stories would knock the black ... : edlin
        • O_O lol, i thought only my father used that term. : Silent Wolf
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          Promises, promises... ;) : Ajax
          • bahaha : Silent Wolf
      • it's where teh boobs hide : filtersweep
  • Lumburgh FUCKED HER! j/k : quietb0y
  • NINE years? Holy shit! I'm all for marrying a virgin girl but damn, in NINE years you guys should've real... : 5150 Joker
  • un fucking believeable! gah what a waste of pleasure capabilty! : indeego
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  Question: What's the point of marriage if you have sex before anyways? I never understood that. If... : monohydrate
  • I feel the same way, but instead of wanting to abstain from sex I'd rather abstain from marriage :/ I can... : BenMurphy
  • Tax breaks. Duh. : filtersweep
  • Aside from tax breaks, it's pretty pointless. I never understand why couples that are living with each ot... : 5150 Joker
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  her wedding night will not be pleasurable, duh : overtoke
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    I keep telling him this. They're going to Hawaii for a week for their honeymoon, and he thinks it'll be 2... : sixfoot6
    • some girls go crazy for sex after the first time : electric_monk
• I think it's cool that people still have convictions like that. Wether or not I agree with them is import... : Grandmoff
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  Sexual compatability is a myth. If you really love the other person, the two of you will actively strive... : tedv
  • I agree with this. : Silent Wolf
  • IAWTP : monohydrate
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    IAWTP^2 : krazy_yak
    • I AGREE WITH _YOU!_ : archon
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    well, if you 'truly love eachother', have great communication, are both *very* confident in eachother, an... : sixfoot6
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      Right, but if she's comfortable with *HIM*, it's something the two of them can work on. : tedv
      • oooh, I hope so. He's a really great guy. my buddies and I have always been a bit of the 'players'. Not h... : sixfoot6
    • this is an important distinction--a couple can match their sexual preferences and improve in technique, b : BenMurphy
  • I disagree. I'm not about to spill out everything about my personal relationships, but there's unforseen... : Dobbs
  • So what you're saying is, Sex and love have nothing to do with each other. So why wait until you're mar... : jidar
• I found out for me. The more physically I am attracted to a girl the more sexual enjoyable she is :) Bu... : MarksmanX
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  This would never happen over here (Holland). The whole concept seems alien. : bamb
  • *curses his american upbringing* : filtersweep
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  Congrats to him, but I have to say, I'm worried they might become another divorce statistic if they disco... : thetangent
  • It's my understanding that sex is second only to money on sources of marital distress. : sixfoot6
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  crazy, i'm also attending a wedding on thursday... : cpt_gloval
  • umm i mean saturday... : cpt_gloval
• OK so here's a question: Who here broke up with someone because they were sexually incompatible? or becau... : sixfoot6
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  i would never buy a car without driving it first : phlavor
  • Why buy the cow when the milk is free? : monohydrate

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  I was kind of a chameleon, had friends in various disparate groups. : andromeda
  • Same here. I had friends on the basketball team, stoner friends, computer nerd friends, "regular" friend... : EvilDolemite
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    All of my friend belong to a different respective group, so what happens is I never hang out with any of ... : rossimo
    • That's me in a nutshell. : MurrayTheSkull
    • Thats exactly how I am in school - I have several good friends at school that I like hanging with, but I ... : thetangent
    • that's what i am also : primate13
  • I was also one of those... It was cool it it's own right as I knew everyone from the die hard nerds to t... : Hizzow
• i was. i ran in the nerd crowd. i had about a half dozen friends who were all total nerds. the funny thin... : cpt_gloval
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  I went to a private school, so I was but one of many band geeks and computer nerds ;) Plus, I played the... : Vantage
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    The cliques (cleeks) were kinda weird though, and intermixed. For instance, 2 of the most popular guys w... : Vantage
    • Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!!! : filtersweep
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  I always was, but around 14 years old I got internet access. Back then, the only people with internet ac... : tedv
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    so you were chatting on the internet with people almost double your age? Did they know how young tou were... : ventro
    • They found out eventually, yeah. But it was also no big deal back then. I mean, they never thought of m... : tedv
  • man, you're like the King of the Nerds here :) That's cool though, you're also sharp like a razor, so ke... : Luminair
  • You sound like me... heh, I got internet access when I was like 11 for the first time.. since then I have... : kabex
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  Hrrm...in Highschool nerdiness really wasn't that much of an issue for me. I'd say I was more of a compu... : Matto357
  • that sounds like me : strider_
• at our school everyone is a nerd. Its "trendy" to be knowledgable about computers and help others! It roc... : ventro
• no, but we're even, because I didn't marry a porn star... :) : Luminair
• I was the token minority. I hung with pretty much everyone and everybody was alright with me. Senior yea : Ajax
• I was the "Nice Guy". I did well in school, studied with all the hot girls, and got a smile returned from... : sixfoot6
• I AM the nerdy guy in HS, but I think Ive been getting progressivly less nerdy for the last several years... : thetangent
• i'm 'that nerdy guy' in life. : slax0r
• nerdy? nah. geeky? maybe. but people around here don't seem to care that much, especially since a lot o... : cygnus
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  I was the guy who always somehow made friends the first few days with people that would eventually become... : Portax
  • I saw this with chicks a lot. Popular group would have one or two girls a little more shy and a little le... : sixfoot6
• The chess nerds hated me cause I wrote a chess game with an AI they couldn't beat (copied most of the AI ... : verbatim
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  I was a bookworm w/ a 4.0 who finished H.S. at age 15 so I could go on to college. No, really. I only "... : edlin
  • OMG I AM SO HOT FOR JOO RIGHT NOW! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! : Ajax
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    so you're just slumming it here? *sniff* to think I loved you. : GloriousCow
    • What? Slumming it? No, I mean that if you read thru my post history, I probably come across as a dumbass,... : edlin
• I'm the geekiest in my class, probably my entire HS; And I'm pretty popular, get along with everyone, all... : kabex
• i was the outspoken one. my mouth got me into trouble lotsa times. the alcohol didnt help much either. : fatbeaner
• I didn't have any friends in high school and I don't have any now. : jahulio2
• I was nerdy for a bit then "came out of my shell" or stopped caring. : urbansling
• i was in band 10 years - and now im hot just like you : overtoke
• I was just like you, except I was also 300 pounds :( : psychobean
• I'm still the nerdy guy. : eskimo spy
• 95% cumulative avg, top 10% of graduating 650, NHS, played football, rugby, had a girlfriend , 5 really c... : vassili_zaitsev
• I had friends in just about every group. I ran with a pack of nerds though. :) : angelparadox
• Technically, I guess I was somewhat of a nerd. I never used the class computer lab outside of school hour... : Entity
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  I did well in school (Graduated with honors), Was on the football team for 4 year s(all conf honorable me... : Drocnoc
  • But im still mostly a geek, and sometimes a dork : Drocnoc
• I had a mohawk. Blue. Seriously. : ScoobySnack
• I was the good looking jock :/ : dabum

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• bah us only again : sikander
• DONE WOO! : Scotty22
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  Right.. "Good News! Because our records indicate you have purchased magazines in the past.. *que "y... : timm
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    ..or is that actually a respectable site? :( : timm
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      I'm not sure actually, this was posted on passwird.com and they have offered free subscriptions to Rollin... : sanchez
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        I'm receiving my free Stuff magazine from this same site from a while back so it's as reputable as can be... : Scotty22
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          Oh, I just figured they were up to no good, seeing as their "records indicate".. What fucking records? : timm
          • therye jsut dumb and didnt password protect the page : jerenity
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    As per usually, Canadia gets teh shaft. : BaBOon
    • owned :( : BaBOon
• if i would have posted it the mods would have told me to eat a dick and never bothered to even mod it : locobastard
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  "What's the Catch? There Is None. As you may know, most of the profits in magazine publishing com... : diehlr
  • hm.. I think I misread that. But still, I really doubt they don't have something going on behind the scen... : diehlr
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    :shrug: These are legit, your paranoia notwithstanding. I'm currently getting EGM, Maximum PC, and Stuff... : bipolar
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      I signed up for EGM for free and never got any issues. That was like 4-5 months ago :( : diehlr
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        You can have mine :/ http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6797719 : bipolar
        • Yeah, I really don't know if I would read it since I hear about these games on the internet where the scr... : diehlr
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      Where did you get Maximum PC for free? : weezer rocks
      • There was one of these offers posted on the shack a couple months ago. Don't have a link, but can probab... : bipolar
    • lol I've received so many gaming magazines for free (not from that site tho), they keep on sending you th... : sanchez
    • Currently, I am recieving Stuff, Maxim, Blender and Rolling Stone. All for free. : riceremloh
  • well unless u put your credit card number for your address, then they can't charge u shit : bling1bling
• fucking hell (This offer can only be mailed to U.S. addresses.) yay :( : OverBurN
• i did that before, except it said i got a free subscription to stuff, cus i subscribed to it in the past.... : davislovestacobell
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  dammit, i can't decide whether i believe it or not. what do i do?? : das_runt
  • I"m receiving a free Stuff magazine from them currently. So it's pretty legit. : Scotty22
  • I've done this before for Maxim, Stuff, and a couple other mags. All they want is your address to send y... : Xak Malice
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    :/ You're not giving them your bank info. You're not giving them your credit card info. You're not sig... : bipolar
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      "I don't want people sending me shit and me having to cancel them or else be charged, etc." That scare... : das_runt
      • How are they going to charge you? Or, more to the point, so what if they do? :) They don't have any per... : bipolar
  • i get about 18 magazines a month, all from these promo's. The best one is Playboy, they only offered fre... : dignan
• FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK! why do you have to be so anti-canada : silversurfer
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  man you guys are a bunch of paranoid freaks. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING J00 : nyranger66
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    big brother dosen't need us to sign up to some sleazy magazine to know when we masturbate : sanchez
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      hmm are you supposed to get a confirmation email? : nyranger66
      • I didn't : sanchez
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  hmmm, is it worth the junk mail, is it worth the junk mail, is it work the junk mail, is it worth the jun... : bling1bling
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    junk mail is not that annoying to me, junk e-mail is ;/ : sanchez
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      Keep a junk email account (or two)... : bipolar
      • yea I do : sanchez
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    sign up with fake address, call maxim in 1month give real address : multisync
    • that idea almost makes up for the boots and facials : halfway
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  I'm all over it like cops at a NAMBLA convention. : tomservo
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    North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes? : alias bean
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      North American Man-Boy Love Association : sanchez
      • thanks for clearing that up : alias bean
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        Obviously not a golfer South Park fan. : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • Don't watch it much, but I've seen the NAMBLA episode once... : sanchez
• Awesome.. I'm already getting Stuff magazine from this offer a while back. slut magazines ahoy! : laidback
• goddamn you americans! i love maxim magazine >=| /me shakes fists into the air : -=kodiak=-
• i love you if this really works. : jerenity
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  Prepare to get a TON of phone calls regarding subscription renewal. "Stuff" has pretty much called my ... : |hawkeye|
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    they have your address.... its easy to get a phone number from that : dignan
    • thats why you get a mail box from Mail Boxes etc. First thing i did after i got internet access. : dignan
• thank you, ordered stuff as well, but it's coming to college and I'll be gone in 8-10 weeks. bah well. : Sniper21
• peice of shits, no canada... wtf is that : dabum
• i{edited}i for young men? Uhh... like what, eighth graders? : Omaha

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  nice, squad voice chat. : maulla
  • yeah that will be helpful... i'm always like "i need to say something, but i trying to fight right now" : cigam
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  wow, those are some huge changes. looking forward to playing it. : slax0r
  • yea me too. should be an interesting weekend. :) : maulla
• the servers need to go up!#@!$@!%!@ : maulla
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  they put the patch up. go go go go. : Kinopio
  • Buffering... : slax0r
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    sweet, i wonder how long before the servers are ready. : maulla
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      you already have the patch downloaded? : fatalsync
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        nope 25 mins left. : maulla
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          45seconds to go, if I can get in I will report back : fatalsync
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            servers still down.... : fatalsync
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              i think you were right when you said it was just a map patch. : maulla
              • most of those changes ARE map changes the rest is just minor tweaks, be way faster than any map mod : halfway
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  servers should be up soon, but then go back down for patching : fatalsync
  • getting patch now. I think this is just the map one, probably still another one later. : fatalsync
• c) Running is a bit more innaccurate, but still tighter than previous to this patch. These changes allow : Dante
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  HELP: For some reason I am not able to save my keymapping. I change it to whatever I want and then save i... : IHateASU
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    you're hitting save and not just closing the window, right? : slax0r
    • i am : IHateASU
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  wow, that's quite a big patch, and seems to fix a lot of stuff. it's good to see that they are/have been ... : Dante
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    the TR max change is fucked up thogh.... : cigam
    • well, the TR MAXes are just weird. before, it was bullets kill infantry, but grenades don't? duh. now it'... : Dante
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  wtf the patching servers must be getting RAPED : cigam
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    going fast for me so far, about 10 mins total : fatalsync
    • it was going fast... then it just fucked locked up now i restarted it and it seems to be going fine. : cigam
  • i'm doing fine, about 25 minutes to go. it looks like it's only map changes, though. with the updated san... : Dante
  • I finished mine, no servers :( : halfway
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  yea these are great changes 25) Revised Base Capture Experience System =============================... : halfway
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    its gonna make it a hell of a lot better... you'll actually have a frontline and make progress, and you'l... : cigam
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      TO VICTORY!!!!!!!when the servers come up :'( : halfway
      • not yet ;( only when the servers go down again and they put up the real patch, this is just for the maps ... : cigam
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  hmm how about a shackbattle esque thing once the servers get back up. On citrine/terran we should organi... : maulla
  • hopefully someone has a galaxy cert. : maulla
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  What a stupid ass change, why didn't they just let MAXX's use alternate ammo so it can kill BOTH types?: ... : 5150 Joker
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    yeah, it'll be useless indoors... and splash damage on team mates.. ugh.. oh well, i'm ditching MAX cert ... : cigam
    • yea that change is pretty dumb. i always saw MG as a infantry thing....seeing as infantry have lighter a... : maulla
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      I've found that reinforced armor with RL + upgraded MG fucken owns use plasma grens in 1 pistol slot, ... : halfway
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        we are talking about MAX, not reinforced armor : cigam
        • just suggesting an alternative :) : halfway
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        heh im not really big on combat certs yet. im BR4 with reaver cert and medium assault. afterburners > l... : maulla
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          OOOPS.. if you downloaded the patch, you've got problems.... http://boards.station.sony.com/ubb/betapl... : fatalsync
          • sonofabitch! : halfway
          • hahahaha, beta's rule. : Kinopio
          • forums are getting pounded. : maulla
      • My reinforced guy has exactly that setup :P Except now he's also picking up combat engineering. : 5150 Joker
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    to be frank, I'm glad MAX is getting nerfed. Those things were way too powerful. : slax0r
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      i still dont understand why it takes almost a whole clip of rockets (24) from my reaver to kill one. : maulla
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        no kidding. they're like mini ed209's. if you see one, you're pretty much gone, despite the fact that the... : slax0r
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          they take 3 rockets and die, you just can't charge at em like a moron with a MG : halfway
          • If you aren't a moron you can easily charge them with an MG (provided you have AP rounds loaded). They ca... : Zeeliv
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      MAXs only seem powerful because everyone is at such a low BR... Right now low BR people (pretty much eve... : smax
      • definitely. i'm BR10, and I dropped all my MAX certs because I get way more kills w/ the other arsenal o... : cygnus
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    I agree sorta. When I took Anti-Air MAX I quickly found out how every enemy on the ground could easily k... : cygnus
    • as for the TR DC & Pounder, they do damage to both. Just one does it better than the other... : cygnus
• any news on new patch? : maulla
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  All servers are up except for: Beryl Citrine Emerald Amber LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL : slax0r
  • I found that pretty amusing myself. : Zeeliv
  • yeah I know lol : cigam
• ahhhh come on dammit. : maulla
• whoa, just reconnected to launchpad and its d/l the new stuff. : maulla

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  15...14...13...12...11... : hirez
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    Shackers are displaying incredible restraint. : UtilityMaximizer
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      well I've never seen such a post so I dunno why u expected one... : eskimo spy
      • I was thinking of posts like these: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7284754 http://www.shacknews.co... : UtilityMaximizer
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  everytime i try to join, i get "currupt data" and the game freezes...any ideas? : davislovestacobell
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    Did you download Desert Combat .3? : timm
    • And don't forget the release version of Desert Combat .3 is not the same as the one that was released the... : UtilityMaximizer
  • Bad RAM somewhere... possible corrupt install.. defrag/check your HD.. stop using Juarez : beastrabban
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  That's lame! Play AoM instead! :( : Vantage
  • I should have substituted "Game X" for RVS. : UtilityMaximizer
  • I would if i didn't suck so much at it. : Crimsonbeak
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  i'm there.. i'm already requesting a pickup from some skilled blackhawk pilot : locobastard
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    I don't even bother getting in the choppers, since I don't really know how to fly them. The problem is, ... : UtilityMaximizer
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      The heli pilots all end up on the same team it seems. Maybe they'd rather fly the apache or something. Ei... : edgewise
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        it was most impressive. : bigblack
        • hehe, I think you were in all 4 of them :p : edgewise
      • that's pretty much what happens. Call me a glutton for punish, but I like taking that paper mache Hi... : Luminair
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        Since the apaches seem to be vulnerable even to small arms fire in real life, I wish they wouldn't make i... : UtilityMaximizer
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          I agree. even those mobile AA guns are worthless against all DC aircraft. The vulcan should tear the shit... : edgewise
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            I've hit an apache with 2 tank shells and it's not gone down. I hit a MiG with a destroyer shell and tha... : AssGoblin
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              that's because you've been missing. Nobody else in the server is seeing that :) Your client-side pred... : Luminair
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                I hadn't thought of that, but I doubt I can get much better than a 50ms ping which is usually what I hav... : AssGoblin
                • I get higher pings than that, and when I see an explosion on my side, it's almost always geniune... I've... : Luminair
    • I got lucky last night and was front gunner for a decent apache pilot. : Old_Fart
    • I can fly every one of em. I just don't play BF at the moment am too involves with planetside. : Crimsonbeak
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    3 times in a row last night (i think?) I would go to pick up seawolf, and the moment I did I got him we w... : spector
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      The other night, five or six of us got into a Hind together, hoping we'd be dropped over Kursk hill. How... : UtilityMaximizer
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        the people in the rear cargo spots have to use the up/down arrow keys to open the doors for themselves :P : Luminair
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          the first time I ejected from the C130, I was rather surprised to find myself still in the back of the pl... : Old_Fart
          • hahaha yeah, the rear "door" position is the only one that can open/close the cargo door. It's a perdi... : Luminair
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          Ah, well, that makes it easier. Someone told me that the pilot had to open the doors. : UtilityMaximizer
          • try it when you're in a rear spot next time. As far as flying goes, if you're prone to exploding, just... : Luminair
• That's lame; play PLANETSIDE instead : halfway
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  You always announce these on days when I have plans ;( I am almost lame enough to cancel them just to ... : futant
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    You played BF1942 with us the other night, though! : UtilityMaximizer
    • Heh, well I didn't realise it was an official Shackbattle. I always play BF but Shackbattles are, uh... s... : futant
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      WTF people just called and cancelled on me, I'm in! : futant
      • Woohoo! : UtilityMaximizer
      • Suuuure *wink* : Blackdawgg
• yay, shackbattle and survivor tonight. I can barely contain myself. : bigblack
• No I still don't have my parts. Try again tomarrow when i go for my weekly mail pickup run. : Blackdawgg
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  where are you guys at? its 8:30.. i knwo some of you guys are ready for some pratice : locobastard
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    I'm still stuck at work. :( : UtilityMaximizer
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      Just for you I'll play some BF instead of RS tonight. : Matto357
      • If my wife doesn't hurry herself up, I may not get to play at all. :( : UtilityMaximizer
  • I'm relegated to modem hell... : Phil
  • I can play for about 45 minutes right now, but nobody is on :( : thetangent
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  ROGER THAT!!! I WILL BE THERE WITH GERBILS ON!! : Maddog_Delphi97
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    I've got Desert Combat Version .3M 3-30-2003.. will download desertcombat_0_1_.3n_full_install.exe in a f... : Maddog_Delphi97
    • I don't know. Just download whatever is on Fileshack. :( : UtilityMaximizer
    • yeah I'm DLing it now too.. : urbansling
• I'm going now! would have liked to play a full game of RCTWET but no one said anything nor does the se : ghost in my shell
• i'll be there : ^-SeaWolf-^
• I'll most likely be there : mista mista
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  does this require the desert combat mod? : urbansling
  • definitely... see my previous post about the version of DC I'm downloading right now. : Maddog_Delphi97